#A single mom who works 2 jobs

[json-todd]

I think I’m gonna have to get a house I’ve adopted four kids

[koolaidashley]

It’s hard being a single mom of 3 when you’re a 16 year old mutant ninja turtle

04 character sheets

[a-timely-problem]

Overheard at the bau

Emily: "being a mom is so stressful"

JJ: "Babe, you babysat Henry like two times"

Emily: "And I'm not talking about him" *points to Derek and Spencer who are fighting for a hair clip* "It's those overgrown kids that make my hair turn grey"

[liiiiianne]

So I realise that I've had a nn figure for months now but haven't done anything with it. So I got him, some other character figures I have and a lego coffee shop and made this;

Would u buy coffee from the kid?

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

Dallas James Winston in the back of my head everytime my job even mildly annoys me: quit quit quit quit quit qui-

[runsofthemills]

Deep down, Bruce is a helicopter dad and a tiger mom rolled in one dysfunctional batdad.

I WAS IN TEARS AT THIS MOMENT. "Of course I trust you to watch the city, you're my partner. Also your bedtime is 1am and I've arranged a babysitter to check in on you every 15 minutes and Alfred has your dinner schedule for the week, I WILL KNOW IF YOU SKIP THE VEGETABLES, and I'll call you three times every evening to check in. You're ready to fly on your own, kiddo, I'm proud of you." Bruce and Dick can say all they like that they're not father and son, but that is a helicopter parent if I've ever seen one.

[dizaryswrites]

Reading UTRH and in awe of how calculated and planned out all of Jason's little schemes are. Last minute shipment no one knows about? Red Hood does and he's blowing you up. Secret little meeting? Red Hood is crashing the party after leisurely eavesdropping. Oh wait he's cornered and fleeing? Nope, that's a microgun and wearable box of ammo he hid outside the door, you're still the sucker here.

Jason was putting in WORK

[randymarshiszaddy]

Yoshi's parental instincts kicked in again after seeing the kids he and his friends saved beating each other up.

He looks like half the parents I see at walmart dragging their kid out of the store.

[hopelilies]

Happy Fathers Day to Keiji

🌸

[sojutrait]

dai lu took out a loan so she could finally open her own vet clinic!! taking care of sick pets + a baby leads to sleeping in between patients in the breakroom often

[karaokebearwithal]

Imagine if you will......you wanna draw.....a Tav.....so you sketch it out

aND YOu're like "OKay!!! This is becoming somewhere!!"

So you make the BOLD descision!! to try and use the airbrush tool for the first time.

It is undeniable that I was the one who made this.

ANywho!!!! This is Drifa!!!

(there is an accent on the 'i' but i don't know how to do that on computer)

She is the half-orc Tav of @seahagart !!!!! I love her a lot because she is a good mother and absolutly massive!!! Built like a Polar Bear! If you will.....I wanted to depict her likeness ever since I saw her shoved into that nautiloid pod!!

[whooisthis00]

this probably isn't as funny as i think it is 😭

[viivdle]

being relatable is a hard job

the message in a bottle ref has me in a chokehold be my friend pretty pls

#messageinabottleisunderratedasFUCK

Let me think...UH YES???? I need more mutuals like this so I may fall hopelessly in love with you (platonically)

[annoyingboing]

TIRED DAD™

[hotdogstandz]

Figured I should officially let y’all know. My commissions are open, and are always open at the moment.

This is the only way I am able to make money because I am disabled (currently in the process of applying for disability and it SUCKS), so yeah! ^^

If you’re interested, DM me! I gotta pay off my medical bills somehow, yippeee

And if you don’t have the money, thanks for supporting me anyways :) 🖤

[heytherelysia]

would you guys forgive me if i wrote fanfics for ts4 townies