#A man would be cheating on his wife

[springs-hurts]

lmao I was trying to live tweet but I couldn't because it was so good I couldn't stop watching it but here are three tweets

Alright,but if y'all have watched Firebird, please don't come at me, ik I'm pinning all the blame on Roman and ik I'm wrong but fuck if I don't want to blame someone, I don't even know what to say, him marrying, him denying, him saying "Welcome Home" And then asking him to "act" When louisa comes, fuck fuck it's all so wrong, why society is so fucked up, I'm so frustrated

[wellijustfinnihedoneofthebooks]

I understand why everyones so mad about five x lila (i dont like it either) BUT i do think the setup of it (lost in time with no one else to rely on, protecting eachother, ect) would probably make five fall in love with just about anyone. Just like, this is kind of what he always imagined having with deloras. So i dont fully agree with the wide consensus that its out of character for him to fuck his brothers wife (in this specific scenario)

That being said, he absolutely wouldnt give up on his family over it.

[muadweeb]

targaryen rot so ingrained in their brains that not fucking his younger sister is now seen as some kind of chivalric act....back in the good old days men used to have a side piece and a whole ass family with kids even if he loved his original wife dearly. baelon the brave thank u for bringing back the 80's....

[wittyno]

Alec Hardy: has a traumatic experience in a body of water

Also Alec Hardy: rents a house literally on the water.

[bludhavensbirdboy]

sometimes babygirl ends up being a grown man who’s a cheater but that’s okay…

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

I'm not sure how to put this exactly, but. In some episodes, we really get to see Stan show some qualities, we get to see why Dorothy still had some good times with him, and that makes the whole 38-year-marriage-turned-bitter-divorce worse to me. Because it means he had it in him to be a good person and a good husband all that time and he just didn't choose to be.

[tonguethulhu]

It's so wild to me how much hate poly gets but traditional mono culture is having "I'm ending my 22 year relationship because you were flirting with another woman." and "I'm had multiple sexual partners, and have been in multiple committed romantic relationships" as core identities And then instead of evaluating the culture around your relationships and your assumed expectations, you just blame the other gender!

[tshifty]

that email 😶

[unnecessarilygrandiose]

HAMILTON-MCGRAW THROUPLE REAL???

[ladyseidr]

The bingo card has me thinking about shipping with Henry. The few relationships he has before marriage (and possibly including his marriage, depending on portrayal) are all fine: mostly healthy, relatively normal, don't work out for fairly typical reasons. But most of all, they involve very likeminded people. Introverted, mostly playing it safe, etc. But the predominant thing that can drive him fucking wild is someone outside of that scope. I listed "thrilling" on the bingo, and that's sort of what I was getting at. Attractive person + thrill = a very infatuated Henry. Combine this with the person being a man—Henry doesn't (by default) explore his sexuality until after his marriage (either post-divorce or uh. before that.)—and you get an even more head-over-heels Henry. Henry isn't a huge risktaker (minus some exceptions regarding business), so somebody who is and encourages that within Henry can really light a fire under him. Volatile, quick-burning, passionate relationships (particularly if they're both sexual and romantic) can bring out an entirely different side of him. He is absolutely capable of getting into toxic dynamics—mutually, for the most part—and will not complain. Obviously a lot of this makes it really obvious why he's so prone to getting involved with William—he fits right into Henry's definition of "thrilling," no matter how reluctant he'd be to actual say that out loud. While we're at it (happy sinday lmao), this more than slightly extends to sex. This man has had nothing but vanilla sex prior to marriage and (again, by default) only explored beyond that some in his marriage. Anybody who is willing to explore his masochistic side and really explore kink can drive him up the wall.

[yennciri]

need new things to hyperfixate with so maybe ill stop caring so much about a straight woman who keeps making questionable choices driving me insane

[sprawca]

“Edward would cheat on his wife” would EZIO cheat on HIS wife?! Would ARNO??!!

I know the game’s promos push this sort of “womaniser” vibe on him and while he probably had plenty of one night stands, he is the type to cry after and think about wifey.

[sharpshotroakka]

i think that not enough ppl theorizing abt characters n lore for media like stardew valley ask themselves "would this be interesting writing if it were true"

[weallpartyatybcpatricksfuneral]

"Prostitution is the world's oldest profession..." and "The "i" in lie" are great songs because they both talk about the same thing -- selling yourself out in the music industry-- from two different viewpoints

[llycaons]

'this is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation' sounds like the kind of exaggerated, colorful complaint that I associate with like, modern-day internet humor, but when hear see it in context it's completely different. jack's voice is breaking, he's holding back tears. the pain in his delivery of that line is starkly audible. this is at the end of nearly two decades of seeing ennis only a few times a year, and just hearing that ennis has to cancel their next meeting. he's at the end of his rope, and he's ready to break down. as much attention as "I wish I knew how to quit you" got, I think this is the line that stays with me for the sheer emotion in its delivery

[fingertipsmp3]

What is going onnnn