#A bunch of brats [Bat Family]

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𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐀' 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐊𝐘

𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐌𝐘 𝐊𝐑𝐘𝐏𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄!

𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐊

𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐇, 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐙𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐀𝐍'𝐓 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇.

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Random fic idea

Tim drake but instead of loosing his spleen he lost part of his leg.

Tim thought it was obvious he was missing his right leg from the knee down. It was a whole leg that was missing after all. Sure he was wearing a prosthetic made by Ra's' best people.

One he painfully earned after that crazy fucker made him fight a bunch of his assassins one legged in order to "proof himself as the true heir of the bat he saw in him" or something. So sure, the leg might be more advanced than most, and it imitated natural steps a lot easier and even made it possible to easily run without switching to a different leg. Truly it was a perfect leg be vigilante with. But he never even bothered to give it human like appearances.

But apparently the Fam didn't notice. When he returned with Bruce everyone was too reliefed to give Tim a closer look and it just never came up afterwards.

Tim thought they just didn't want to ask about it in a weird attempt of being polite or even caring. Bruce surely did enough research on how it happened on his own. The man spend the whole travel back to Gotham with Tim after all. Tim truly believed the world's greatest detective would have noticed his missing leg.

Except he didn't. Not if he interpreted the way they looked so incredibly disturbed by is nonchalant way of handlinh the boiling hot chemicals that landed on his metal leg. He just brushed it off, the battle continued and since nothing seemed to be injured no one pressed him when he said "Must've missed me after all"

Now, how do you deal with a family that didn't notice you're missing a leg? That's right you fuck with them.

First thing he did was buy himself a few more realistic looking prosthetic leg. It had to be custom made to fit his stump so it took a whole but it was a worthwhile investment.

The first one was Jason. Call it a twisted revenge for trying to kill him but Tim just really wanted him to be messed with the most. So one day when he knew it was only Jason and him on patrol he strategically set himself down to fall. Crunching some spaghettis to ass in a sickening way only to stand up and walk away as if nothing ever happened.... With his foot toned the wrong way around. Insisting on nothing being wrong and Jason being delusional whenever the older boy tried to get him to get medical treatment. He switched it up the whole evening, whenever he was out of sight he turned the fool right and wrong. Driving the guy insane.

Jason did not sleep well that night. He was also top weirded out and unsure if what he saw was real to talk about it with anyone else.

Then, he challenged dick to a flexibility contest seeing how far they han bend their knees and feet. Even Mr bones are a social construct gymnast Richard Grayson looked horrified as Tim stood there, food bend almost in half, knee twisted to the impossible and what looked lihe a bend in the middle of his leg. Dick claimed cheating except the thing that greeted him when he demanded Tim to puch up his pant leg to expose his trick was a normal looking leg. The first Robin did lots of stretches in the following weeks. His pride was hurt after all.

Finding a way to mess with Damian was a bit more difficult. The brat still made a bunch of harsh comments again and again and he really wasn't close enough with Tim to be easily gaslit. The kid was a trained assassin and was probably used to a bunch of weird shit considering everything Ra's. So Tim decided he could go a bit more gory on Robin than the others. So one night he sat in front of Damians room, in the dark hallway and waited till one of his pets passed him. Once Alfred the Cat came along he made some louder coping noise that would Definetly make the kid look out to check on his animals. It worked just as planned, Damian peeked out his door to see Tim, crosslegged and barefoot on the floor, seemingly cutting off his toe to feed the cat. In reality it was nothing more than a cat treat and carefully picked, animal safe food coloring.

The kid scremed at him, threatened to stab him, punched him real good for harming his cat and took off with said cat to find Alfred so the older man could check on the poor kitten. Of course not beforeaking sure Tim was in an adequate amount of pain on the floor, with his 'injured' food secured to the floor with another knife. Only to return with a worried Alfred on tow to see Tim, standing two whole bare feet with a confused expression and a bag of cat treats in the hall.

Tim got a broken nose for it but it surely was worth it. Especially once he quietly whispered a 'no one will ever belief you' to the kid in passing. He might have traumatised the boy a little but Tim fought it justified for all the attempted murder he suffered.

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Smalltown!Neglected!Meta!Reader x Yandere!Batfam ☁️ Part Six

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Part One ☁️ Part Two ☁️ Part Three ☁️ Part Four ☁️ Part Five ☁️ Part Seven ☁️ Part Eight

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A/N: Sorry it took so long. I just haven’t been satisfied with this, but I think I just need to bite the bullet and let it go. I’ve had this in the drafts for a while and have edited it three times.

A/N: I think I might focus on some blurbs. Or, if y’all want, y’all can submit ideas for what Smalltown is gonna be like. I gotta write down a general background for Reader’s childhood there. I have a plan, but wouldn’t mind y’all toss some ideas on to the pile.

A/N: Thank you 🐑 Anon for the happy birthday wishes!

Warning: Kidnapping, Hostage Situation for Reader, Guns, Violence, Death, Yandere Behavior and themes

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After the initially panic and dread of being kidnapped settles into Reader’s bones, they’re quickly brought to the Iceberg Lounge. Where a Penguin waits to discuss the details of their ransom with them. He’s kidnapped a Wayne or two over the years, but with how well hidden the family has kept their newest member he might as well scope them out and see if he can make a pretty penny from ransoming them. Give them a proper Gotham introduction.

When Penguin finally has Reader he wrongly expects typical Gotham high society behavior. Threats, insult, bargaining, begging, bribing, hell, even crying. But, Reader, even while terrified, keeps being polite. Referring to him as Mr. Penguin, Sir, and saying please and thank you, while doing exactly what they’re told. Honestly, Reader’s more polite and respectful than half his goons and his own goddamn children. Such a damn shame they couldn’t have been his brat.

So he chats with them. Just for a bit.

How does Reader like Gotham? Who’s their favorite bat brat? What’s their favorite food? How much money did your Momma and Daddy leave you? Just friendly get-to-know you questions to help with the nerves. No need to worry. Everyone’s a bit scared during their first kidnapping. But, do they usually live past the first one, sir? Oh, you’re a smart one, aren’t ya? You’ll have to be careful with that.

It’s all quite tense for Reader, just sitting in an empty club with a dangerous man. That is, until word comes in that Bruce Wayne is paying the ransom in full. Apparently, it made Gotham headlines. The newest Wayne kidnapped. It’s all over the News, nearly every channel. Yet, Reader notices something. Why don’t they show my face, sir? It’s because this isn’t going to be your last time getting kidnapped. You’re in Gotham, baby bird. We’re all hostages in this city. How sweet of them to try to protect you from it.

It isn’t long after that, when the lounge gets visitor before the ransom money could even be dropped off.

Red Hood.

One of the Bat Brats, as Penguin calls him. His arrival raising Cain. Rubber bullets and real ones flying everywhere. Penguin gets a hold of Reader, rest his umbrella gun to their temple. Come now, Red. Don’t make me blow their pretty little head off. I’m actually fond of this one. Best of the Wayne bunch, in my not-so-humble opinion.

And, in one of the few times since becoming Red Hood, Jason hesitates. Because if he fails, if Reader gets hurt like he did, he’ll probably burn Gotham to the ground. It’s not an option. He can’t, he won’t, and he will not allow it. And, that thought, is at the forefront of his mind as he looks at Reader’s terrified face with a gun pointed at their head.

The pause, however, is noticeable. Not just to Reader, but to Penguin as well. A sign of weakness or a sign of something more foreboding. It last for a brief moment. Then Red Hood is back in action. Only, in that single moment, a decision was made. A dark decision. Something that had been healed and supposedly buried.

Batman had always fostered the importance of preparedness in them. So, of course, Jason had a magazine of live bullets ready to go for an emergency. And, this was a fucking emergency. Who cares about a few goons? And Penguin fucking deserves it.

Bruce will understand this time. How sad is it that he does?

Penguin barely escapes, with only a handful of his men still breathing and a few bullets in his shoulder, but he lives. Along with the information that the newest Wayne brat is precious enough to a Bat Brat to break the no-kill code again. Though, that might in itself become a problem for Gotham. Once again, Gotham will baptized in blood. Only, the sins are still growing under the red water. Perhaps, this time Gotham will drown in it instead.

Jason grabs a shaking and terrified Reader while leaving the lounge filled with bodies. He’ll take care of it later. Right now he needs to get Reader back to the manor, or somewhere anywhere safe. Away from Gotham, away from its criminals, and, most of all, away from him.

For a moment he had been… enraptured when he saw how scared his precious Reader looked with a gun to their head. How they looked at him with such a pitiful pleading expression. The way the shook and quaked. How fucking big their eyes got in fear.

Reader kept looking at him with those same watery fearful eyes. Those shaking fingers. A tremble that they must be all the way down to their bones. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute.

He didn’t make it for before he snapped, grabbing Reader’s face to ask what they talked with Penguin about. What did he want from you? Why did you look so friendly with him? Don’t you know he’s a criminal. He’s dangerous. He just wants to see them cower like that again. Just once more.

It takes a long moment for him to calm down and pull himself away from terrifying Reader. Eventually, noticing an oncoming storm and realizing he had better get Reader somewhere safe and back to Bruce so he can go back and clean up the trash.

Jason leaves a throughly shaken and distraught Reader on the GCPD roof. Right next to a lit Bat Signal for a tired Jim Gordan to find.

Jim finds Reader in the storm, mildly despondent from the entire ordeal. After ushering them inside and trying to lightly question them, he makes a call to Bruce that Red Hood had rescued Reader and they the GCPD had them safe. Bruce, naturally , breaks all sorts of traffic laws to get to them when he hears the concerned tone in Jim’s voice.

Reader, exhausted from the days events and shock, falls asleep in one of the spare chairs in the GCPD building. Bruce practically melts in relief when he finds them, picking them up and gently loading them in his car. NOT A DAMN TRUCK. To take them back home. Most of the GCPD find the gesture touching. What a sweet father he is. How lucky Reader is to have such a loving father.

Arriving home, Bruce puts Reader to bed, and makes sure Alfred is on stand by to comfort them and see to their every need. Watch them. Let me know if there’s even the slightest sign of a nightmare.

After taking a moment to let his eyes linger on a sleeping Reader, he heads down into the Batcave. Calling the family together for a meeting.

Stephanie is distraught. It’s her fault Reader got taken, all her fault. She shouldn’t have left them alone. She should have been right there be their side the entire time. At every moment and got every second.

And, Bruce, with deceptively calm yet devastating words, confirms just as much.

Surprisingly, there’s no shouting. No disagreements. Not from Stephanie, and certainly not from any one else. Just the cold realization that it was her fault Reader was nearly hurt and the solemn acceptance of it. They were supposed to have a chance to get close. Stephane won’t ever let it happen again. She’ll always be close from now on. In every way she can. Even if she’s not worthy.

Jason having gone back to clean up his mess before reporting back to Bruce and the others had more startling news. No one mentions a thing when they see the blood on him. Nor the empty magazines. Nor that familiar look in his eyes that reminds them of when he first came back. Someone had torched the Iceberg Lounge before he got back. Penguin is still running free, but the lounge is up in fire and smoke.

He did manage to see a figure leaving when he finally saw past the flames.

A Talon.

The Court of the Owls was active once more.

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With the whole Kidnapping thing and the Court being active again despite its previous destruction, Reader’s life went on completely lockdown. They aren’t allowed to go into Gotham at all. Not that they wanted to. The only reason Bruce didn’t just unenrolled them from Gotham Academy is because Damian, Cassandra, and Duke vow to watch them closely and report everything back to him.

Alfred, from then on, drives them all to and from school. Leading to quiet, bordering awkward, mornings and afternoons.

After the whole ordeal with Penguin and Red Hood, Reader is ninety percent certain the family is Gotham’s Bat vigilantes. Mainly due to the fact that Red Hood reminded Reader eerily of how Jason acted to be around them. Luckily, he barely managed to hold himself back. But, it was clear, enjoyed their fear and wanted to scare them. The whole situation resulted in Reader’s momentarily loss of control.

It also didn’t help that everyone seemed to disappear now.

Sure, Reader rides to school with Cassandra and Duke everyday. Damian is also there, but he just silently watches them with those poisonous green eyes of his. The three of them now hovering in the distance down the back of Reader’s neck. Nevertheless, as soon as they were all back in the Manor, the place becomes like a ghosttown. Even Alfred disappears for hours on end now.

Reader rightful assumes it’s more Bat work. But, there’s no one there to talk about how the incident made them feel. To help them verbally process the ordeal. It hurts.

What hurt the most, however, was Stephanie avoiding them.

Now, if Stephanie had just given them even an empty excuse and left the room it probably wouldn’t have hurt so much. But, to watch the blood drain from Stephanie’s face at the sight of Reader and then physically run away from them was offensive and down right painful.

Then there’s the additional fact that, coincidentally, Jason starts showing back up at the manor. Undoubtedly, helping the others with whatever they’re doing in the library. But, Reader sees him as more often as they pace the empty halls of the manor. And, that hysterical gleam in his eyes reminds them of that night they were rescued.

Tim has been like a ghost since the beginning of Reader’s stay. Every time Reader seems to make progress befriending him, he disappears. Only to reappear and act like nothing happened. Unnaturally, he acts like they’re somehow even closer than before. Each and every time. Like he’s never let Reader alone. Ever. Like he’s always been there watching. And, then he disappears, again and again. Only staying for brief moments.

Barbara is just a thought in Reader’s mind. Reader has seen more of Jim Gordon, her father, than Barbara in the recent weeks.

Mr. Gordon had been wanting to check in on them after the incident and ask them a few questions on what happened that night at the Iceberg Lounge. He was quite gentle in his interrogation, if you could call it that. Barbara had told him Reader wasn’t used to Gotham’s madness and must be treated gently.

Not to say Barbara isn’t checking on Reader. Tim’s not the only on constantly checking the manor cameras as Reader paces.

Dick was like a stray wind. Blowing through the manor, knocking Reader over with the shower of affection then disappearing again. To the library. To Buldhaven. To the ends of the world and back for all they knew. Unfortunately, Reader was growing desperate for any sense of comfort and would cling to him when he came. You have no idea how happy that made him. It was so cute how sad Reader was when he left now. How nice it felt to be needed.

Bruce was different, though. After the incident, he somehow managed to find a way to suffocate Reader with his presence without even being in it for long. Appearing at random to just watch them before disappearing again. Nothing was ever said. He just watched them then vanished.

Reader dreads having to bring up the whole incident with Penguin and Red Hood to Nana. They don’t want to cause anyone back home to worry. Besides, it’ll just remind everyone about that incident a few years back. The one that Reader does everything to forget about. The incident that would probably change a few things for better or for worse. For the family and for Gotham.

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A/N: Yeah, Penguin lives. But, for a reason. Don’t get mad, please. (I did research and found out he was basically Yandere for his mother and killed his father and brothers to have all her attention for himself. And, he has children. 👀)

A/N: Also, reader’s getting some mild tragic backstory. It’s the DC universe. Everything’s gotta have a bit of bitterness. It’s all for the plot.

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[oh-koenig-my-koenig]

(to the tune of Avril Lavigne's sk8terboi)

He was a human battering ram.

She was a recon sniper.

Can I make it any more obvious?

Headcannons - Fit for a King - König x fem!OC fanfic

Instead of making a y/n fic, I decided to create an original female character because I ususally write all of my stuff in POVs. Due to posting the chapters often right after I've written them some of the context and the characterization might not be explicit in every single piece, some of the information is only gonna get revealed down the road.

(TW: alcoholism, death, violence)

Karina Müller is almost 30 years old, she served in the Norwegian military from right after school until the death of her brother who was KIA on a mission together. She fell off the wagon after that, feeling responsible for his death and effectively being shunned by her family after that. Her pick of poison was alcohol and it got so bad that she more than once was drunk on the job which led to her getting kicked out.

The years after that she spent getting help, trying to get clean and going back to a civilian life, but the military was what she knew, so the civilian jobs didn't stick and she started to work as a mercenary, now a dry alcoholic. Which might be an issue for some contractors, but KorTac doesn't really bat an eye.

She's a compassionate person who loves to laugh, she's seen enough shit not to take any from her teammates and can stand her ground when faced with any challenge thrown her way. She's still working through some stuff, coming to terms with her past, but she has an optimistic spirit and a strong will.

Even though the Colonel seems scary at first, she learns pretty quickly that he is to be respected in training and on the battlefield, but on a personal level he's really not that bad. The 6'10'' killing machine, Austrian war criminal (insert "what murdeeer?!"-meme here) is quite an anxious person when it comes to basic human interaction.

Shouting orders at his team, stomping his enemies into the ground is more comfortable to him than just talking about mundane stuff with other people, he mostly keeps to himself (except for Horangi because that little shit would never leave him alone). And for the first time in a long time, Müller makes him wish that he could just go up to people and strike up a normal conversation like a normal person (don't we all).

König is 38 years old (we don't know his full name) and has the biggest metalhead dad vibes without actually having any children himself (his favourite band is Death, although he listens to a bunch of different ones, it's also their merch shirt Müller steals in "Are you wearing my t-shirt?").

When he started out in the military, he shaved his long metalhead hair off because that was the way to go back then, but he let it grow back when he was older and already Colonel. He has gauged ears and a plethora of tattoos all over his body because the soft pain of body modifications and working out until he almost passes out are his ways of dealing with his anxiety and stress. His body is a testament to that.

He has a huge scar on the right side of his face from when he got beaten to a pulp by his bullies at school, something he never let happen again after that (five on one was really unfair). His nose has been broken two times and sometimes his tattoos get destroyed by battle injuries, but he doesn't really care about that - or his looks in general. He's a soldier and not a model.

So the reason why he's always wearing the selfmade hood is not the scar. He prefers not to show his feelings to others, staying hidden underneath the mask for his own comfort, even if it makes him scarier also in situations where he doesn't want to be.

(CW: some nsfw headcannons ahead, talk about not wanting to have children) They're both switches, though König is leaning more on the Dom-side while Müller is a sub who likes to brat a little too much, just to see her man falter (for example when she calls him a good boy in random scene #1).

Müller is bisexual, something she discovered when serving in an all-women-taskforce of the Norwegian military (we don't really know about König's sexuality though). She decided a long time ago that she doesn't want to have children (she doesn't see herself leaving service again anytime soon and given her past, she doesn't see herself fit to become a mother), so she got her tubes tied. Which also comes in handy when a certain Colonel's favourite pasttime (well, actually second favourite) is leaving creampies inside her (no 'unexpected pregnancy' trope in this household).

König definitely eats pussy for his own pleasure, begging Müller to let him eat her out in "Sit" or losing a little friendly competition for a sexual favour in "But no funny business" (oh and he definitely steals her panties at any chance he gets). She's totally not opposed to servicing him as well, but the size of his dick makes this a whole endeavour (like seen in "Open wide, Prinzessin").

They match each other's energy pretty well, just going at it like rabbits at every chance they get, which sometimes proves to be difficult as they're sneaking around in secret.

Their arrangement is kind of a fuckbuddy/fwb-situation, they fuck hard and rough, without ever really kissing (the mask stays on), but after a while feelings start to get in the way... After all they do belong together <3

Read more at the Fit for a King - Masterlist or keep an eye out for the AO3 link - coming soon.

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I want Tim!Robin and Red Hood caught in camera fighting where Tim’s being such a little shit trying to get Jason back in to the family and get him to bond, that Jason ends up throwing back “Yeah, how’s fracticide for a bonding activity?” Only Tim smiles like the little freak he is. In his mind, he is like wow he skipped steps two to five and acknowledged we’re brothers. progress.

meanwhile, Jason is screaming in frustration and shooting at him, but just missing him cause he is sorry about titans tower but that’s about it. he doesn’t like the brat, he doesn’t want to play happy family with him and he doesn’t appreciate his efforts of purposely getting in dangerous situations in front of Jason so he has to sweep in just because he feels guilty. (Tim is totally trying to get him to associate him to safety)

Jason doesn’t care what anyone says, that little menace is a manipulative little shit and he doesn’t. want. to. see. him.

Anyways the next day Jason wakes up to a bunch of headlines and conspiracies stating his sibling rivalry with Robin publicly which what. Now Jason has many of his enemies trying to get back at him via the little idiot and oh my fucking god Jason has never been so distracted as to having to keep up with bat comm than he is now. He curses everything and everyone and begrudgingly has his goons act like traffic light protection control.

Yes Jason has accidentally been given the chance to redeem himself by dealing with a problem he himself made and he’s giving himself sooo much shit for it. He literally never meant everyone to question in polls who’s now more protective over Robin—Jason’s literally mortified????to have Batman compared to him in that regard??? Jason may not like Robin at all but hell is the bar fucking low. that he refuses to let the dumbass die in the same colors he did is—is not a fucking custody battle?? what why is Vicky Vale painting it like that

Jason swears he has never hated the media more than he does now. He is constantly framed in being in a competition with Batman?? which yeah he gets a fucking kick of winning one over the asshole but he literally said it in that fucking video (the beginning of his downfall) he is the Tim’s older brother why do they have to bring Batman in the conversation?? he fucking hates him. Forget replacing him, he hates him cause now all of Gotham walks around the implication that if Robin’s his brother well then that must fucking mean he’s freaking Batman’s son??? which fucking yeah he is but—but now his goons go behind his back and update the sulking piece of emotion brick on his fucking wellbeing??? Yeah. Jason hates everything.

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The demons have passed, and the king is naked(Erase everything you've known about me until today)

It's been two days, three hours and 27 minutes since damian went missing.

It's been an hour since Jason found him.

Usually, Jason didn't care much about the brat; he could take care of himself, after all. Like Jason, Damian was trained by the league, and knew 102 ways to kill a man thrice his size but he hates killing, and felt the need to remind the elder of that at least once a week. Plus, Jason had very few reasons to care for his so-called 'family', as dick insists to call their weird, creepy, sad bat-cult. And damian was definitely not one of them.

While the two were technically brothers, the role of robin was the only thing they had in common. Jason was raised in poverty, barely surviving the cold nights of gotham, and was forced to steal and run. Jason had nothing but a mother who wrapped her bony body around him at cold nights until she didn't. Damian, on the other hand, lived a life of luxury. The league's prince, the al ghul's pride and joy. Damian was raised in a cult full of murderers, barely surviving the brutal training he was forced to endure, forced to either kill or be killed. And Sometimes he was killed. damian had everything except for sympathy. And for those differences, Jason couldn't ever connect with the kid. That, and because damian was an absolute displeasure to be around.

So when he got a frantic call from Dick, claiming damian went missing, Jason honestly didn't care all that much. ''maybe the demon spawn doesn't want to be found.'' He told the oldest of Bruce's child soldiers children, not even removing his eyes from the gun barrel he was cleaning. "what?'' dick's disdisbelieving voice uttered from the other side of the call. "how can you say that?" Jason rolled his eyes and got up to get cleaner rug from the kitchen. ''you heard me. Kid's does that all the time. Disappears for a while, then comes back from the pits of hell just to torment us.''

"don't talk about your brother like that.'' Dick scolded, and gosh, he sounded like such a mom. ''besides, he never disappeared like that before. he always leaves a note or something.'' 'he always lets me know' was left unsaid. Honestly, gross. ''I don't know what to tell you, dickie. Maybe the kid felt like he was too old to let his wannabe daddy sigh his permission slip-'' a beep announced that the call has ended before he got the chance to finish his sentence. 

He found damian by accident.

Stephanie informed him of a case that cannot tolerate delays. ''a bunch of magic users are trying to summon a demon in the forest near gotham.'' She told him, a deep frown settled on her chin. She looked unusually troubled. "do we know why?'' he asked. That was too vague, even for brown. Batgirl only seemed to grow more upset by his question. "from the intel Constantine gave me, they're trying to create a new world from 'the ruins' of this one.'' She tried to mimick the man's British accent, but it ended up sounding more like Alfred. "and why exactly do you need me? I may be friends with an amazon, but I don't know all that much about magic, kid.''

Stephanie straightened her posture from being bent over the bat-computer and started heading towards the bat-mobile with her fists clenched at her sides. ''I need your…brute force. Either knock some sense into them,'' batgirl's too-calm voice echoed through the cave, ''or knock them out.''

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And that's how he found damian, standing behind a large, relatively flat boulder in the middle of a forest, surrounded by various animals, holding his katana in a threatening pose. ''your footsteps were too heavy, and I could hear the sound of Autumn leaves crunching under your feet from a mile ago. Were you not aware you're in a forest, Todd?" the little brat criticized distastefully, though he drew the weapon away and lowered himself into the ground. Jason scoffed. "yeah, whatever. Mind telling me what am I seeing?"

because the view in front of him probably got into the list of 'top 10 weirdest things red hood has seen this month', which meant something. In front of him, damian, in his 4'5 glory, was sitting calmly, drinking tea from one of alfred's favorite sets of cups, and he wasn't the only one; batman's blood son was surrounded by a raccoon, two deers, titus & Alfred the cat, and a fricking bear, all of them having their own cups. ''why do you care?" damian spat. Titus let out a growl. The dirty looking racoon stuffed his face into his cup of tea. ''I don't want to take the blame when B and dickie finds out their little baby got torn apart by a bear.'' Jason returned with the same amount of venom.

He regretted separating from Stephanie. She's one of the only people on the planet who has mastered the ability to deal with damian's attitude. ''I am not a baby. And besides, American black bears are the friendliest breed of bears." Damian scowled for a brief moment, then let a small smirk crawl into his features. "though, I wouldn't expect you to know that."

''you little—oh, whatever. Good luck with your bear.'' Jason turned to leave, then remembered the reason he came in the first place. "by the way, have you seen any magic users around here?'' Damian paused from petting one of the deers. "magic users?" Jason nodded. "yeah. Batgirl reported seeing them yesterday. You didn't happen to see anything?" Damian stared at him. "brown was keeping me company yesterday. There is no way she noticed something that I didn't." Jason's brain short-circuited.

"She was with you? yesterday?" And she didn't tell Bruce anything? Well, he could actually understand that. But why didn't she at least tell dick? Damian scoffed. "Are you deaf as well as foolish?" Jason's fingers twitched around his tranquiller, his vision filling with a too-familiar-green.

'Knock sense into them, or knock them out'. So, Steph led Jason to the little punk on purpose. She couldn't possibly expect him to talk damian into coming back, could she? She was smart enough to know he was the less suitable bat for the job. Did she expect him to get him home forcefully? Hm. He supposed could do her a favor. He might even enjoy it.

"What are you doing here anyway?" He asked and sat himself between damian and the bear , making himself a barrier between the two. "Why do you care?" The tiny satan demanded yet again. There was a certain spark in his eyes jason could tell he was trying, and failing, to hide. Jason shrugged. "Just curious." And he wasn't lying; Damian has run away before to fight villains, mercenaries, and sometimes even heroes behind their backs. But this? Going missing without telling anybody just to... hang with a bunch of animals? Jason didn't get it.

At his answer, the spark in damian's green eyes died. "Go away, Todd." He sneered with hunched shoulders. "Listen here Junior-"

"Go away!" Damian suddenly lashed out, standing with his fists clenched in front of his body, preparing for a fight. "You weren't invited here! You're ruining everything!" Jason remained sitting, though his hand tightened around his belt. He's missing something. Damian was going through some crisis for a reason he didn't know, and Stephanie, damn her, was nowhere to be found.

"Just tell me what's happening, damian." He said cooly.

Damian eyes, damian's sparkless, tired eyes locked with his. For a reason jason didn't know, the younger listened. "Will you leave if I told you?" He whispered defeatedly. "Sure," Jason decided to entertain him, but his hand didn't leave his tranq'.

Damian looked down with an unusual shyness, his foot shuffling against the forest's ground, before he looked up.

"They're my new brothers and sisters." He stated with renewed confidence, and smiled a little when the bear let an unholy screech.

"Your- what?" Jason expected a lot of things, but certainly not that. Definitely not that. Damian didn't seem how understand how strange the situation was. He repeated, like it was obvious. Like it was normal.

"They're my new family."

'But they're a bunch of brainless animals' Jason thought. Out loud, though, he chose to ask: "why do you need another family?"

Damian's long, thick lashes hid his eyes as he tilted his head down, locking eyes with titus as if silently asking for advice. "I… do not belong in father's family. I never did, and i never will. I understood it, and it's only a matter until they- until you realize that too." damian informed blankly.

What? Damian 'the batman's only blood son' Wayne thought Jason, the failed robin, fitted in the family more than him? Jason bit back a shocked laugh. "Kid, they're looking for you right now. They're worried sick-"

"They're afraid. Afraid I'll go on a killing spree now that I have no supervision." he dismissed bitterly, then his head snapped up with a glare. "I wouldn't. Tell them I wouldn't."

'Like they'll believe me'

"...Why did you come here of all places?" Jason asked and tensed when the bear roared loudly. "Do you want a refill, Stephanie?" the boy completely ignored Jason's question and got up with a teapot, circled the boulder to get to the bear- to "Stephanie", apparently- and gracefully poured the warm liquid into his cup. The bear roared again, and this time damian took it as Stephanie being happy and returned to his seat.

Only after he settled down he bothered to answer Jason's question. "…All people know to do is to judge. they decide for you whether you're good enough, kind enough, or if your cruel enough, skilled enough, brutal enough- " the moment he started, damian couldn't seem to know how to stop, "and do you know why that's the problem, Todd? let me spill light on the ugly truth; You will never be good enough for them. For any of them. Because they're people. and all people know is to judge. It doesn't matter how much you will train, or how much blood will you spill -yours or others- or how many people will you've maimed, or how many people you saved- you will keep running and running and running, until your legs give out and you won't be able to breath and you will still. Never. Be. At. They're. Pace."

Damian's scarred fingers- why were they so scarred? - patted alfred's fur distractedly, his eyes burning holes into Jason. "Because they are saints. And you, Todd, are not." And as true as it was, Jason got the feeling damian wasn't talking about him.

"Damian-" Jason's voice cracked as he stared back at His brother. At his kid brother. Because damian was just a little kid. How could Jason, who called himself Gotham's children protector, not protect his little brother from the pain he knew all to well? How could he- how could they all not notice the kid in their house was suffering? How could they let him think his worth was only judged by his actions as robin?

"Animals don't judge, todd. They're just... animals."

'Because it was'

"Damian," jason spoke. The other failed robin peeked curiously at him. "can… can they be my brothers and sisters too? I kinda need a family too." He hoped damian would understand what was he really saying. 'Let me into your new family. Let me into your heart. Give me another chance to be a brother to you. Let me save you from becoming me.' Because as much as damian needed him to, Jason couldn't get himself to say all of that out loud. In some ways, he guessed he wasn't all that different from their old man.

Damian eyes narrowed, then widened almost comically. His fingers fidgeted and his breath hitched.

"Only...uh, only if they say it's ok." Damian stuttered and leaned to put his ear near one of the deers' mouth. Jason held his breath as the deer licked damian's cheek, and watched damian scrunch his nose and wipe it discreetly.

"they allow it.'' damian announced boredly, but jason didn't miss the return of that spark to his shining eyes. "but don't you dare tell any of the others about it."

jason, despite himself, chuckled. "not even tim?"

damian's nosetrills flared. "especially not drake."

mabye they weren't so different after all.

"I'm back!" A cheery voice called from the behind the trees. Oh, so now stephanie bothered to find them.  

"I see the stealth training I gave you finally started to get into your head." damian told her.

"oh, please. if anyone trained me, it was cass." steph rolled her eyes and set a plastic bag on the surface of the boulder. "here, i brought more supplies to your little tea party."

"it is not a tea party! what do you think of me? a mere child?" 

"yes." steph and jason responded at the same time, and locked eyes as damian scoffed, offended.

"knock some sense into them, huh?" jason lifted his brows. stephanie smirked.

"or knock them out. i gave you two options.'' she shrugged innocetly.

"why me?" jason asked her.

"why you what? what are you two talking about?" damian demanded. steph looked them both over, then sighed.

"we... the three of us, 'the dead robins'," the failure robins, jason translated easily. "need to stick together. have each others backs, y'know?"

"i agree." surpisingly enough, damian was the one who said it. "we will never be a match for dick grayson, or cassandra cain. it wouldn't do any of us any good to stand alone in their shadows."

wow. the kid was full of surprises, wasn't he? "I don't know, kid. i think you're on the way to get there." jason then procceded to wrestle his baby brother into a mendatory head ruffle, to which damian tried to bite his way out of. 

"okay, enough with the emotional talk. damian, you're going back to the manor today. we'll figure out a lie about where you've been later." damian tried to protest, but was distracted by knuckles dugging harshly into his skull. "now, how is stephanie the deer?" she cood.

"the deers' names are gilbert and mr. alexander." damian deadpanned, finally free from his ridiculous big brother.

"wait, what? then who's stephanie?" she questioned. jason tilted his head towards the bear, who was napping now. he will have to ask damian later how did he manage to tame a wild bear, but for now he'll just lean back and enjoy the show while alfred the cat cuddled close to him.

"you named a bear after me?!' the former spoiler shouted, outraged.

"it seemed fitting, fatgirl." 

"why, you little--"

[nox140497]

The Waynes

Authors Note: So this is my first male reader insert..... and it's pretty bad....... so if you don't like it, don't read this one.

Summery: Dick and the others are slightly ooc (maybe not though) in this one. Ok, Dick's vvveeeerrryyyy ooc..... sorry... not sorry.

Warning : uhhh, language cause Jason's in this one.

Also, really long, sorry

Info: I mean you could be female but I'm gonna be using he/his/him if you guys want I'll do the female one of this too, let me know if you guys want that.

Background: You are m/n Queen son of Oliver Queen and Nyssa (spelling of that please?)Al Ghul. You, like your dad, 'brother' and 'cousin', are an archer however you have other powers too.

Control of all ellements including shadow and light.

Shapeshifting like Beastboy, you're not green though, all your animals are black.

Your favourite form is a large wolf that people believe is a dog when in civvies.

You are also half demon... thanks alot Ras...

You also have super speed like Barry who is your Godfather.

Your Suit is similar to Dick's though it is just black.

Nobody knows the batboys' secret IDs yet except for m/n in this one. Also Dick and m/n have been dating for 4 years and m/n is very protective of not just Dick but of all the batkids. The team doesn't know this though 'cause they don't show it as Nightwung and Ghost (if you have a better hero name for him please let me know cause i'm thinking he's going to pop up in alot of my other oneshots, pehaps another book, and I can't come up with anything better than that so please help), though they are close.

Dick Grayson is a clingy, cuddly teddy bear. .

They will sometimes flirt with one another.

Bruce trusts him with the birds 'cause he's technically Damians causin and part demon.

He is the only 'meta' allowed in Gotham.

Also the boys all listen to him and like to cuddle when they seek comfort or warmth. (He runs hotter than a normal human and can adjust his body temperature)

Also Dick has an accent that he hides as Nightwing and m/n absolutely adores it, Dick has no idea why.

Ages:

Batgirl:19

Nightwing:18

Red Hood: 16

Red Robin/Robin: 14

Robin: 10

Ghost: 19

Kidflash: 20

Artimis: 20

Miss Martian: 20

Supperboy: 21

Aqualad: 22

Beast boy: 15

Lagoonboy: 16

Wondergril: 14

Bumblebee: 21

Zatana: 21

Masterlist

Prompt List

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Nightwin's P.O.V.

It's a normal day at the cave. We were all doing our own thing when the Zeta beam lit up.

'Recognized Batman 01'

Everybody groaned as the big bad bat entered and ordered us to the mission room.

I groaned softly as I looked at the screen and saw a family photo of us on it. I could hear 'Red' Robin do the same slightly behind me and m/n snickering softly beside me. I nudge m/n in the ribs rather harshly and hear him grunt softly in response and I smirk.

"Team, as you probably know, this is the Wayne family. Recently, the oldest, Richard Grayson-Wayne, has been receiving death threats..."

Out of the corner of my eye I see m/n get a dark look on his face as he glares darkly at the wall behind Bats. I also see a slight green glow behind the lenses of his mask. How others don't notice it is beyond me but whatever.

"and Bruce Wayne has asked for our help in protecting his kids." Bats finishes.

"So what? We have to babysit a bunch of rich brats?" Lagoonboy growls in question. Batman and m/n twitch slightly.

"Yes." Batman says blandly. "And Nightwing, Robin, and Ghost will not be joining you." He finishes, and all three of us do a doubble take mostly 'cause Ghost wasn't going on the mission.

"Excuse me?" M/N growled, stiffening beside me the glow behind his lenses intensifying slightly. I descreatly take his hand and squeeze before letting go.

"You have a more important mission." Bats said. M/n raised a questioning eyebrow. Bats just gives him a look, and he relaxes beside me and nods once. The glow of his eyes lessened but not disappearing.

"What, why do they get to sit this one out?" Wally whines childishly

"Because Nightwing and Robin are comming with me to try and find the source of the threats and as I said Ghost has a more important mission to attend to" Batman growled making the others take a step back. Wally just pouted. I heard m/n snort in amusement at his godbrother (godcousin?).

With that, batman walked back to the zeta tubes, and the three of us followed him out and to the batcave.

Recognized Batman 01

Recognized Nightwing B01

Recognized Ghost B02

Recognized Robin B12

"So what is this ever so important mission that I am supposed to have B?" M/n asked curriously, tilting his head slightly to the left as we all removed our masks.

"You're going to make sure that my boys don't kill each other before whoever this is gets the chance, as well as making sure that they don't kill the team." Bruce said as he sat down at the Batcomputer. M/n nodded, and mock saluted before turning to me and Tim with a smile.

I smiled back as we headed to the changing rooms and then upstairs. Tim slipped upstairs and into his room as we headed into the kitchen for a small snack ( he is a speedster after all) and then headed to the living room and calapsed onto one of the coutches, to cuddle and whatch tv until dinner.

At some point, I must have dozed off because the next thing I know, I'm being lightly shaken by my boyfriend.

"Dinner time, Dickiebird." He said softly, gently brushing hair out of my face.

I hum softly as I start getting up and stretch slightly. I hear a soft chuckle from beside me, and I blush lightly, looking over at the dark-haired boy.

"What?" I ask with my accent shining through earning a soft smile and a kiss from my boyfriend. He loves my accent. I don't know why.

"Nothing, my love. You're just cute when you wake up, that's all." He says in a soft voice, causing me to blush more. I hear another soft chuckle before I am pulled up along with him. That's one of the things that I love about him, despite almost being as tall (cough taller cough) and almost as muscular as Bruce he's always so soft and gentle with my brothers and I. Unless absolutely neccessery like when breaking up a fight and even then he never uses his full strength.

"Comon before Jay eats all the food." He says in an amused tone, and I chuckle slightly, following him into the dining room and the chaos that is a normal dinner at Wayne mannor.

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M/N P.O.V.

I woke up the next morning with my beautiful Bluebird cuddled up to me still blissfully asleep. I noticed a while ago that he sleeps better when he's with me, so I come over as much as I can. I mean, I do have my own place in Gothem and have been thinking about asking him to move in with me.

Buuuttt.......

He is only barely 18, and I really don't want DaddyBats breathing down my neck. Thank you very much.

Anyway I do need to go get some clothes and stuff at home but I'm so comfortable and I really do not want to get up and besides Dick's finally getting some sleep and I know if I move he will most likely wake up.

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Still M/N P.O.V.

It's about an hour later that Dick starts to stir in my arms.

I smile and lightly run my fingers through his hair. He moans softly and snuggles closer to me.

"Good morning, my love." I say softly into his hair.

"Morning." He mumbles back.

"We should probably get up and go to breakfast before Alfred sends one of your brothers to get us." I say gently, rubbing his back.

"Mmhhnmmm." He hums back. I chuckle slightly and nuzzle his hair again before starting to move to get up.

"Mmmmm." He whined in protest, clinging to me like a koala and trying to keep me in bed with him. I chuckle again and run my fingers through his hair again.

"Com'on Dickie you need to get up and eat, and I need to go to my apartment to get my stuff." I say in a soft voice.

"Nnnoooo." He whines.

"Yyyeeesss." I say in the same tone. He lets go of me and crosses his arms with a pout, and I smile before pecking his lips.

He sighs dramatically and grabs my hand before following me out of bed and then downstairs to breakfast, where all the others already are. Bruce smiles at us from over his newspaper as everybody else just looks up at us. I smile back and thank Alfred as he places coffee and breakfast in front of Dick and I.

"The team will be here in about an hour, and then I will be leaving and leaving you boys in m/n's hands. Please behave and don't kill anyone." Bruce says once he puts the newspaper down.

"They know better than to try B. Don't worry, we'll be fine." I chuckle softly while being glared at by 3 sets of eyes. I turn to the three younger boys and raise an eyebrow at their glares. They flinch and turn back to their food. I spot an amused smile on Dick, Bruce, and even Alfred's faces.

After breakfast I peck Dick's lips and leave the manor to go and collect my things from home.

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By the time I return to the manor and slip in the front door unnoticed, I notice that the team is already here seeing as I can hear the chatter comming from the lounge room. I slip over to the door of the room after placing my things at the foot of the stairs to take up later and lean against the doorframe whatching silently. I notice a set of teal eyes as well as a set of steel blue eyes (Jason and Tim who are facing the door) flick up to see who was in the doorway. I also saw the other two birds stiffen a bit before relaxing when their brothers did nothing but return to watching the team.

Most of the team looks somewhat annoyed at having to be here, or maybe it's just Jason or Damian annoying them who knows. I smirk, waiting for someone other than the birds to notice me.

They do not.

I stand there for 10 minutes before clearing my throat and taking satisfaction in whatching them jump. I know the boys noticed me the minute I walked into the doorframe, and probably when I walked in the front door, but the rest definitely did not. They really do need more training.

The team stares or glares at me as Dick jumps up and practically throws himself into my arms.

"Some protection you lot are. If I wanted to kill you all, I could have." I snarled as I held Dick to my chest, and he snuggled into my neck.

"Ghost, what the hell are you doing here? Batman is gonna kill you when he finds out you aren't on that important mission he sent you on." Artimis growled through the now established mind link. I meerly raise an eybrow and scoop Dick up, making him squeak, and carry him inside and sit on the couch with Dick in my lap and the other 3 boys get up to curl up either beside me leaning on my shoulder (Tim and Dami) or sitting on the floor leaning on my legs (Jason).

"You can talk to me outside the link they know my secret identity." I sighed as I ran my fingers through Jays hair.

"THEY WHAT!!' The team exclaims. I feel Jason and Tim flinch a bit, and I run my hands through their hair to calm them down slightly. I meerly glare at the team.

"I've known them since Dick was adopted, so what? 10 years? 11? And as you can see, we're really close, so yes, they know my identity." I say slightly annoyed.

"11." Dick murmers softly, still snuggling into my chest, eyes closed. I smile softly and kiss his hair.

The team just sits and stares at me.

"Does Nightwing know your new plaything is a rich brat?" Wally asks through the link again.

"Yes." I drawl cooly. Sneering and glaring at the fact that he just called my boyfriend a brat and implying that he is meerly a plaything, an object.

Only I get to call him a brat.

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Still M/N P.O.V.

It's been a week, and I want to stab something. Peferably someone on the team. They are infuriating. They won't leave the boys alone. It's getting on their nerves as well as mine, and worse, Zatana won't stop flirtting with Dick. Because of their frustration, I've had to break up more fights than I normally have to, and Dick's become even more clingy, not that I mind that, though. We have resorted to hiding in the cave, and I have considered taking them to my place instead, but that would result in DaddyBats breathing down my neck, and again, I don't want that. It doesn't help that they can't go out on patrol to let out their anger either.

I really hope Bruce finds this guy soon.

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M/N P.O.V

Ok so I swear to God if B doesn't hurry the hell up and get his ass back here soon I'm gonna cut a bitch or I'm gonna let Jason or Damian kill them. I can see that Dick is close to thinking the same thing. And THAT'S saying something because he's probably the most sensible of us. So if they continue this they're doomed.

We've taken to hiding in the Batcave more often because otherwise there's gonna be blood and alot of it, and it helps seeing as we can try and get a lead on the guy threatening my bird.

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The team being so invasive has messed with the boys' sleeping schedule, not that they had a very good one to begin with (Read, don't have one at all). They've all become more clingy because they're tired and while I don't mind the boys being clingy the snotty and down right rude comments from the team over the mind link are starting to get to me, to the point where if Dick isn't with me at all times I fear I might go Demon on them and nobody wants that. I know I won't hurt the boys if that happens, but still not something I want to happen.

Currently, the boys and I were cuddling on the couch while the team sat around the living room chatting over the mind link. I wasn't paying them much mind instead focusing on my own mind conversation with the birds, something the team didn't know I could do. Then again, the team doesn't know my full power . Not even my 'cousin' knows. Anyway, I wasn't really paying attention to the teams conversation until a comment caught my attention, and I tensed under Dick who was again in my lap.

"I don't see what n/n sees in that brat. I mean look at him I bet he can't do anything without n/n holding his hand. I mean he can do sooo much better than these rich fakers, the kid probably doesn't even love him and is using him, I mean look who raised the kid, Bruce Wayne is a playboy and his brats probably take after their father." My 'cousin' said through the link obviously forgetting that though I was not participating in the conversation I was still connected to the mind link and could infact hear them.

Dick looked at me when I tensed and noticed that my eyes were starting to glow green. He quickly shifted in his spot and wrapped both arms and legs around me to try and calm me down. Once I was calm enough I turned to the team and gave them a glare so powerful all of them shrank away from it.

"You have no idea what you're talking about. Maybe instead of judging them based on what the danm press says about them, do the intelligent thing and get to know them first." I snarled coldly through the link, and they all flinched. I got up with Dick still being a koala bear on my waist and walked out closely, followed by the other three birds.

[princess-of-the-corner]

The Bats would be scrambling to find that info (they'd find it easily because they have Babs obviously) and the whole story gets unfolded (including the fact that the other heroes' identities have also been exposed but they're still heroes despite all that, depending on how far in canon you wanna go) and well, the Bats would have varying reactions but the Sirens would be pissed.

Like we're not going /full/ salt so like.

While Mari would get called out on 1.) breaking the rules for Kagami originally and 2.) not checking into why Chloé helped Hawkmoth just believing she went darkside fully

We're not going to rake everyone over. Mari's decision on Kagami was a petty jealousy thing. Her later decisions to bring in other revealed heroes wasn't her changing the rules, it was her going 'shit went sideways and I need people I trust who already have experience instead of finding a bunch of rookies to replace them, so it's a risk but a calculated one'. And her benching Chloé because of MQ is because she doesn't think about the bigger picture or wonder why Chloé would've turned besides 'she's being a selfish brat', she genuinely doesn't realize and would be apologetic if told.

(The rest of the team believes Ladybug and takes her word on what happened. They are also concerned to learn the truth.)

So it's like. The new family is pissed on Chloé's behalf. But the adults are at least looking at a bunch of teenagers, some of whom are /very/ naive, and realizing that this was a bit of miscommunication that can be worked on. Doesn't invalidate how much hurt it caused, but no one was intentionally being a jackass.

[nikrei]

June Comics Round Up

Successfully made it through the 80s!!!! There's a bunch so the reactions will be short and sweet.

Green Arrow (17-28) (1989-1990)

Its good!! Morgan showing up in 28 was really fucking funny, too.

Detective Comics (594-611) (1988-1990)

Carrying over from the previous year of having no Jason mentions, there is the absolute minimum fallout from his death in this run, which honestly sucks.

Batman (426-442) (1988-1990)

Death in the Family through A Place of Lonely Dying, absolute classic time, tho I have so so many issues with DitF. It has such a big impact with Jason's death that the surrounding racist Joker bullshit is given a pass. Jim Starlin is my enemy.

Catwoman (1-4) (1989)

This was awesome!! Direct sequel to batman year 1 centering Selina and fixing so much of frank miller's misogynistic bullshit.

The Huntress (1-19) (1989-1990)

This was so good and the art is so neat. My main gripe is still how isolated it is. Deffo makes it seem like Helena is not part of the larger dc world. The little sequel (Justice League Special #2) does a really good job of tying the solo back into the larger world.

Deadman: Love After Death (1-2) (1989)

A neat little story. The art is extremely stylised and I'm a huge fan.

Secret Origins (39~46) (1989)

Catching up on more backstories.

Flash (21-34) (1989-1990)

Wally has grown so much in so little time! Also him making pals with Fidel Castro is everything to me. Linda is sort of a bitch and I love that for her.

Suicide Squad (23-36) (1989-1990)

Janus Directive was a pretty good little event, but more importantly ORACLE!!!!!

Checkmate (11-32) (1989-1991)

Still can't believe that Harvey Bullock is a high-up in this secret government spy organization, how did that even happen??? A sort of mid comic overall but is pretty important for suicide squad

Peacemaker (1-4) (1987)

Chris kept showing up in Checkmate and referencing this mini so I went ahead and read it. This man is not okay y'all.

Manhunter (1-24) (1988-1990)

I will be honest I broke down and read this because in the Janus Directive issue he had contact with Oracle. It is pretty good tho!!

Hawk & Dove (1-5) (1988)

Read it because I was curious about the new Dove, and I love her so much.

Batman - Dark Knight Returns/Strikes Again (1-4)(1-3) (1986)(2001)

BAD (except Carrie ilu girl) (why'd they make u catgirl in the second one??)

Captain Atom (24-36) (1989-1990)

A solid story, excited to finish it up and see what happens with Adam's daughter

Firestorm the Nuclear Man (80-100) (1989-1990)

I'm sorta sad about the elemental direction that this goes. It defeats the whole purpose of the Nuclear Man. They've been consistently depowering him as time goes on and this seems like the last nail in the coffin. The Nuclear powers were so cool and different! Changing that to another guy with fire powers is just disappointing.

Doom Patrol (17-29) (1989-1990)

Grant Morrison picked this up and dang it got very cool very fast. Jane i love all 70 of u!

Animal Man (6-23) (1989-1990)

This got So Cool and meta holy shit talk about your direct coie references and forth wall breaking. I honestly was Not expecting what happened to his family tho. Hugely recommend.

Starman (5-18) (1989-1990)

I really like Will he's a total sweetheart. And it's nice to have Bats and Supes show up and encourage and approve of new heros.

Wonder Woman (25-57) (1989-1991)

Barbara Minerva ur a legend. Also got to meet the Amazon's of Bana-Mighdall which was fun. I really like how much of a little brat Vanessa is, she feels just like a real middle schooler.

New Gods (1-28) (1989-1991)

Starts off with Jim Starlin (my enemy) teaming up with Mark Evanier to have Orion commit genocide in the first five issues. It can only go up from there because it hit rock bottom. Some interesting talk of the fixed nature's of the gods of new genesis and apokolips that I did like.

Mister Miracle (1-28) (1989-1991)

V. Funny. I love how Scott is 90% of Barda's impulse control. Also Shilo came back!! Best boy Shilo studying physics as his side gig from escape artistry!

Justice League International/Justice League America (22-50) (1989-1991)

I enjoy having the justice league titles as humor comics, but I wish that it didn't come with a sincerity allergy. You can be funny and sincere i prommy! It got close at Scott's funeral, which was nice to see tho.

Justice League Europe (1-25) (1989-1991)

Crimson Fox is super interesting, she is doing some wildly deranged shit I love them.

Martian Manhunter (1-4) (1988)

I'm generally not a fan of things that are like: everything u thought u knew about urself is a lie, this is the actual truth of u and ur culture. It's such an extreme way to do a retcon that it gets really clumsy really easy. This is an example of a good way to do it, with added totally gorgeous art. I recommend it.

Hawk & Dove (1-13) (1989-1990)

Dove is everything to me, I love her as much as I can't fucking stand Hawk holy shit that guys an asshole. Luckily the narrative agrees.

No bonus round this time I am falling so behind on the Konmic's club readings TT-TT

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FFXIV Write 2024 Day 11 - Surrogate (Delayed Correspondance)

The loom clacked with every motion as Fidan pedaled away, sat before it on a wooden stool inside the weaver's guild. Day after day she toiled, took her pay in coin, and returned home to the hovel she lived in, down the back-alleys of Ul'dah.

After Rabanastre burned, the Eorzean Alliance took many Dalmascan refugees. Those too young or too old to fight. She fell into the former category at the time. They had placed her with a family in the city, a well-off and greedy bunch ever eager to parade her around to show off their charity. They had spun quite a tale about her being the daughter of distant resistance heroes — always with the emphasis on heroes, as if to add prestige to the tale.

She wasn't sure the state of their tales now that she had set out on her own. The moment she had coin to her name, she turned her back on them. Ungrateful, they spat at her when she left. Selfish. Brat.

She didn't care.

It had been awhile since she had heard from her surrogate father back in Dalmasca. His last letter had been vague at best, assurances that even if she didn't hear from him for a few moons, he would not be gone for too long. He had a personal matter he had to attend to, and it meant he likely would not be able to send a letter for some time.

That had been two years ago. She had given up on hearing from him again. Personal matter sounded an awful lot like vague code for a covert operation, and something told her it had gone horribly wrong.

Maybe it was how cagey Mujika was whenever she invoked Marsil's name. Maybe it was how angry Kin seemed whenever he came to visit her.

She slid the shuttle between the layers of the warp and caught it easily on the other side. She pulled the weft snug, then tamped it into place with the beater bar.

It was repetitive work, but she rather enjoyed it. Line by line, she turned thread into a tapestry of red and white, adjusting the treadles with her feet as she worked the cloth with her hands. Hours passed her by, the din and clatter of work around her doing nothing to distract her from her efforts.

Someone squeaked out a few words behind her, but her attention remained unbroken. Shuttle, weft, beater, adjust…

"Kuuupo."

Shuttle across, weft pulled, beater tamped…

"Kupo!"

Something prodded her in the shoulder and she startled, jerking her head around to find herself face-to-face with a fluffy, bat-winged moogle mere ilms away from her nose. A few of her colleagues snickered to themselves.

"Finally, kupo!" The moogle huffed, adjusting its satchel and mailmog's hat. "I have a letter for you, kupo!"

The moogle held out a lone, white envelope, sealed with a red wax stamp with a familiar feather-fan seal. Fidan shifted on her stool and took the letter. Once she thanked the moogle, he gave his farewell and hurried off to deliver his next missive elsewhere.

One of her coworkers peered over at her, an amused smirk on his face. "So? Who's it from?"

"My sister, probably." She replied, breaking the seal. She carefully removed the letter within and unfolded it.

At a glance, she could tell it wasn't Hekla's handwriting. It was far too neat, too proper. Her brow furrowed as her eyes skipped to the end, seeking the signer's name.

In bold, flowing writing, she found it.

Marsil Trelik.

She turned her attention back to the top of the letter, her hands shaking as she anxiously scanned the page.

Fidan,

I pray that this letter finds you well. I know the years have passed us by far quicker than either of us would have liked. It was not my intention to abandon you for so long, but my actions have consequences and I will not deny my fault.

Mujika tells me you have made a life for yourself in Ul'dah. To hear this brings me pride, but also regret to know you were not given the same opportunity here. The clan's doors are open again. Should you find yourself drawn back to your home, know that there is a place for you amongst your old family. I cannot promise you comfort, nor luxury, but I can promise you the love of people who care for you and miss you dearly.

I understand if you choose to stay away. You are grown now, and the path you walk is your own to choose. I understand if you are angry at me for my silence, as it is well within your right. I was not there for you when I should have been. Would that I could tell you everything upon this page, but should our paths cross, I would gladly tell you all you wished to know.

I was never good at acknowledging my role within your lives when you were little, but know despite my inability to say it, I loved you as one of my own. I still do. I have missed you every day you have been gone. You are under no obligation to humor my selfish request, but I would love nothing more than the opportunity to get to know my daughter once more.

With love and all the apologies I can offer,

Marsil Trelik

She set the letter down on her lap. Her breath caught in her throat. She wiped away her tears before they could fall, sniffled, and bit back a sob.

The guild quieted. Many prying eyes fixated on her and her letter.

"…my father's alive." She choked out, scrubbing at her face with her sleeve. "He's… he's alive!"

Her colleagues, her friends, burst into joyous laughter and congratulations. A few offered her comforting pats on the back, one gave her a handkerchief to dry her eyes with instead.

Once her tapestry was finished, she resigned her post, packed her things, and boarded the first ship headed east.

A couple moons later found her standing before the doors to the Delima Hunter's Pub, her last tapestry bundled up in her arms. She didn't recognize the young man that ushered her in through the door, nor did she recognize the woman behind the counter that pointed her down the stairs.

The bar itself was down in the lower level, mostly empty for the moment save a couple of scattered hunters lounging about.

She did recognize the man behind the bar. Though still in his prime, he was older and wearier than the last time she saw him, but none the less still undeniably him, red bandana and all. Marsil glanced up at her once, then back to his work, then up again. His brow furrowed, clearly recognizing her, but uncertainty lingered.

"…Fidan?"

She smiled through watery eyes, clutching her tapestry tighter. "Hello, Marsil."

In an instant, he cast aside the rag and hopped the bar — an impressive feat, considering the low clearance — before he crossed the room to wrap her up in a tight, almost crushing hug.

"Welcome home, Fi." He choked out, clutching her close to him. "Welcome home."

"It's good to be home."

He released her, only to immediately take her by the arm and guide her back toward a hatch in the floor.

"Come, come, let's find the rest of the family. Hekla is going to bawl her eyes out when she sees you…"

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THEY THINK WE'RE JUST DROP OUTS!

LIVING AT OUR MOM'S HOUSE!

PARENT'S MUST BE SO PROUD!

THEY KNOW IT ALL!

NO THEY DON'T SPEAK OUR LANGUAGE!

THEY SAY WE'RE TOO SAVAGE!

WE DON'T GIVE A -

ANYMORE!

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Solar Opposites: Unleashed Scene from “Growing Pains: Stephen is Back?!

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack sees a shining light in a big cave near the beach, and flies in there as he growls.

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack: roars

Super Shlorpian Korvo hears Super Shlorpian Yumyulack’s roars and gasp

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Yumyulack?!

Super Shlorpian Korvo cries out in papa wolf mode and flies in the cave. Then, the rest of the family arrived while Terry, Pupa and Jesse turns back into their Shlorpian forms and sees Super Shlorpian Korvo flying in

Terry: Hey look! It’s Korvo! That cave must be where Yumyulack is at

Jesse: Oh no! Yumyulack!

Mark: to himself Hang on babe, we’re coming…

Phoebe: Come on guys!

Meanwhile, in the cave, Super Shlorpian Yumyulack growls, but then notice saliva falling from the roof. He then sees hundreds of bat eyes starting down at him and it is revealed to be the missing people, now a bunch of bat mutant muscular monsters as the screech loudly. Super Shlorpian Yumyulack growls. Suddenly, a horn was heard blowing, as the bat mutants stand firm like soldiers. Then, Super Shlorpian Yumyulack looks up and it is revealed to be none other than… Stephen from the Wall? But now a bat king? Or better yet, a bat mutant monster man?

Bat King Mutant Stephen: deep voice Well well well, welcome to my humble abode…

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack growls. Then, Super Shlorpian Korvo flies but gasp and hides behind the rock quietly so no one can hear him. The rest of the family and Mark arrived in the cave but gasp upon seeing the bat mutants and hide successfully as well

Jesse: whispering Holy shit. A bat mutant king!

Bat King Mutant Stephen: I used to be the CEO of AT&T, next I was a farmer with a loyal little mouse. Then, I was king of the mosquitoes And now I am king of the bat mutants!

Mark: Oh god...

Terry: whispering Huh? What?

Jesse: whispering Oh my God? Is that a former Wallian?

Phoebe: Shh. Get down and stay low

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack snarls at Werebat Stephen.

Bat King Stephen: I have always have a connection with animals! Watch my screech screeches which made the bat people bow to him Now they all bow to me!

Sonya: Uh oh, I think that guy has lost his mind

Phoebe: How can you tell that’s a Wallian?

Jesse: whispering Because that bow he is wearing is the same pattern as my dress the Wallians used to wears

Terry is confused until looks at the now closely and gasp in realization.

Terry: Oh shit! You’re right! That’s same pattern from Nova’s old dress!

Phoebe: Oh fuck!

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack lets out a deafening roar.

Bat King Stephen: Ugh! What the fuck is wrong with you little… looks at Yumyulack’s face Wait a minute! I know you! You’re one of the alien brats that shrunk me and ruined my life!

Jesse: Oh shit! He knows!

Bat King Stephen: Bat men! Get him!

Two of the bath mutants grabs Super Shlorpian Yumyulack and traps him with two restraints as he roars. Super Shlorpian Yumyulack lets out another roar and starts crying. Super Shlorpian Korvo gasps.

Bat King Mutant Stephen: You and your sister ruined my life. I had the perfect life. Then I had perfect popsicle stick barn, and I had Molly. Your wall started a war that killed her. She was an innocent.

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack growls as tears well up in his eyes.

Jesse: Oh man. Yum looks so scared right now.

Sonya: We have to do something! He’s our brother!

Terry: I'll handle this.

Phoebe: pulls Terry down Wait, stay down Terry. We need to wait until it’s the right time!

Terry growls as his eyes glow orange. Jesse hugs Terry which helps calm him down as he takes a deep breath and grasp his hand and wait. Super Shlorpian Korvo looks at his son who is still crying and sighs.

Bat Mutant King Stephen: Oh and why I am doing this you ask Yumyulack? Because, it's the people I hate. What did we ever do to you? I sacrificed everything for a war, and for what? More suffering from you and your sister? People shrunk up by you?

Jesse: Hey. We stopped doing that!

Sonya: I know. You guys are innocent

Terry: Yeah

Bat King Mutant Stephen: Save your breath, it won't stop me from cleansing the upper levels for good. I was revived and brought back to life by a man named Mark Baine, but only afterwards I have to have live with Alpha Bat DNA that made into a bat monster. Did you know a that there was fifty viles of bat DNA underneath this lab. With this, I was able to build an mutant bat army, one I will unleash through the cave to bring balance back to the this fucked up world by killing at least half of every man and woman up there.

The others look dumbfounded by this while Cherie, Nova, Montez, Pezlie, Sherbet, Louise, Trevor and Stacy G arrived and hide behind the cave.

Terry: So basically you're ripping off Thanos, right?

Sonya: Is that guy ripping off Thanos?

Jesse: Yeah I agree and- gasp Terry get down!

Terry: whispering Oh shit sorry!

Bat King Mutant Stephen: And if you’re gonna say I’m ripping off Thanos, Nah-uh, because in Endgame, Thanos is using the infinity stones to snap everyone into dust.

Cherie: Stephen?

Nova: gasp No. It can’t be. He died two years ago.

Sherbet: sees Super Shlorpian Yumyulack What the? Yumyulack?

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack growls.

Stacy G: whispering Aw man. This is bullshit. That guy is ripping off Thanos!

Montez: Oh my God. It is Stephen! points to the bow Look!

Nova, Cherie and Sherbet gasp while Pezlie whimpers and then Ms. Perez and Mia arrived.

Mia: You guys find any- sees Stephen thing…

Super Shlorpian Yumyulack starts whimpering as Super Shlorpian Korvo starts seeing red.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: finally snapping ROOOOAAAAAARRRR!

Super Shlorpian Korvo flies over to Bat King Stephen as he growls at him for endangering his son

Bat King Stephen: Oh? You are...his father, correct?

Super Shlorpian Korvo punches Bat King Stephen in the face in papa wolf fury.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: GET AWAY FROM MY LITTLE SPROUT, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

Bat King Stephen: How DARE YOU?! I will destroy you!

Suddenly, Super Shlorpian Korvo sees Terry growling with a grin on his face as his eyes starts glowing orange.

Terry: moaning Oh fuck yeah! We're doing this, baby!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Terry? Guys? How did you-

Terry starts transforming. As Terry’s skin turns black and he starts growing bigger and muscular as his clothes and shoes rip apart into pieces, Super Shlorpian Korvo blushes.

Stacy G: Jesse are you… wait is that your dad?

Terry: voice deepening while finishing growing bigger and muscular as he flex his arms and clenched his fists Oh yeah! moaning Fuck, this feels goooood!

Cherie: Terry?

Pezlie: giggling

Nova: No way…

Sherbet: Wow! What’s happening to him? He’s huge!

Jesse: I told you he got big!

Sherbet: That big?

Terry rips his shirt off and roars. Then, he rips off the remains of his shorts as he fully becomes his Mundane form and bangs his chest. Super Shlorpian Korvo runs up to his husband and hugs him. Then, the two husbands kiss as the two stare lovingly at each other’s eyes and then looks back to Stephen while going Papa Wolf.

Mundane Terry: Stay away from our boy!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Release Yumyulack at once!

Suddenly, Super Shlorpian Yumyulack gets scratched by a bat mutant, which causes him to finally snapped and roars as he knocks them out and flies off to the other part of the cave as Super Shlorpian Korvo and Mundane Terry gasp. So did the others.

Jesse, Sonya and Pupa: YUMYULACK!

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In Defense Of Kevin McCalister

WARNING: Super long, pointless rant/character analysis about a now 33-year-old movie coming up.

You have been warned.

Also, disclaimer: it has been years at this point since I've seen Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, and I'm like 99% sure that Home Alone 4 is set in the Bizarro Universe, given that all the original characters are played by new actors. So I won't be counting the events from either of those movies for this post, just the first movie. Also, for that reason I'm just going to keep referring to Marv and Harry as the 'Wet Bandits' throughout this whole post, instead of going back and forth between calling them that and the Sticky Bandits.

Anyway! It's December now, and I think at this point everyone and their dog theorizing about how Kevin is a psychopath, or sociopath, or grew up to be Jigsaw (no, really, for those who don't know that IS an actual theory) because of the torture he put the Wet Bandits through is almost as much a holiday tradition as actually watching the movie.

But I finally got to rewatch the movie recently, and I have a few thoughts.

I. The McCallisters

So um, I don't know about you guys, but from what we see of the entire extended McCallister family at the beginning of the movie, they kinda seem like a lowkey toxic bunch:

Okay, maybe 'toxic' is a bit much--to their credit, there are a lot of extra people in that house, they're about to go abroad for a trip, so it's not surprising that everyone would be stressed out and tensions are running high.

But that doesn't make their behavior right.

Early on, we see the family, kids included, pushing their stress and misery onto each other, and especially onto Kevin. Granted, Kevin himself is kind of a brat at the start of the movie, but guess what?

He's still an eight-year-old kid.

He's the youngest, at least in his immediate family, and the whole night he's either ignored by the adults, insulted by his siblings and cousins, no one bothers to help him pack, and he's told he'll have to bunk with his cousin, who is a bed-wetter. That's a LOT for a kid to deal with, and with everything piling up, can you really blame him for snapping over something as simple as a cheese pizza?!?!?

So to sum up: This eight-year-old boy spends the entire night getting dumped on and looked down on by all his older family members, and in the one moment he finally dares to retaliate, it results in a mess that gets all of them even angrier at him, and he's sent to his room angry and upset, and feeling like all of them hate him.

You're really going to tell me that none of you ever had an experience like this with your families as a kid????????

Can you really blame him for wishing his family away after a night like that?!?!?

Also just a quick side note: Someone else pointed out that, well, Kevin thought he made his family disappear. So it's not really surprising that the kid would probably think he's tough enough to take on two grown adults after that.

Now, that all being said, let's talk about:

II. The Wet Bandits

Look, I'm not going to act like I didn't wince watching some of the torture Marv and Harry went through, especially Marv stepping on nails and Christmas ornaments...talk about agony of the feet (don't boo me, that's the actual trope name!)

But there's one teeny, tiny little thing I think most people tend to overlook when talking about these guys, and the hell they went through...

MARV AND HARRY ARE CRIMINALS.

We literally start the movie with Harry pretending to be a cop to get information on the McCallister's home, and their security defenses, so that he can rob the place with Marv later.

And okay, to their credit, it's not like the pair start off trying to hurt Kevin right off the bat.

Doesn't change the fact that they were still planning to rob his home, and very likely WOULD hurt him if/when they found him in the house they were planning to rob.

And yeah yeah, the McCallisters seem to live in a rich neighborhood, and seem very well-off themselves, but you can't tell me that you would see THIS outside your house:

And NOT get scared, especially if you were a small child left at home with no family to help and protect you.

Kevin doesn't go full Jigsaw on them right away--in this scene, after tricking the pair into leaving by turning the lights on, he runs and hides under the bed, like the scared child that he is.

To address another post that I've seen once--'KeViN cOuLd HaVe CaLlEd ThE pOlIcE aNy TiMe!' No. He couldn't have. The phone lines were down.

Also, the police, for most of the movie, seem uncaring at best--when his mother calls the police to get them to check on her son, they all but roll their eyes when talking to this worried, scared mother who wants to make sure her son is safe, and while a police officer DOES come to check on the kid eventually, Kevin is still too scared from seeing the burglars to answer the door. Because, again, he is a confused, scared child.

And again, the very first 'police officer' we see in this movie is revealed to be one of the very criminals trying to rob his house.

And yet, when the kid accidentally steals a toothbrush (because he was scared of his neighbor, who was in the store with him), a cop goes after him.

Oh yeah, and it's not like Kevin goes full torture technician on the Wet Bandits the SECOND time they come around either--just uses a lot of dummies, cut-outs, and strings, as well as Christmas music, to make it seem like the house is full of people.

Then the Wet Bandits find out they've been had.

And it's then, and ONLY THEN, that Kevin turns his house into a Saw trap--remember, these grown men are dangerous criminals who fully intended to rob his place, and again, it's not a stretch of the imagination to think that, even though they didn't want to hurt him originally, they wouldn't have ANY PROBLEM WHATSOEVER doing so when they came to his house again after finding out that he tricked them.

TL;DR: KEVIN WAS A LITERAL CHILD WHO WAS LEFT TO FEND FOR HIMSELF AGAINST TWO BAD PEOPLE WHO WOULD HAVE HURT HIM, OR *WORSE* IF GIVEN THE CHANCE JUST TO GET WHAT THEY WANTED, AND WAS JUST TRYING TO PROTECT HIMSELF.

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Weekly Roundup: Prompts (July 09- July 16)

Kara no Kyoukai

shiki ryougi using the mystic eyes of death perception for something silly, like killing the fact that mikiya's back was bothering him so he doesnt have back pain anymore

Tsukihime

Shiki Tohno is one of the few people allowed at Hassan (family? Work?) gatherings- his invite was from Gramps, they really see eye to eye on killing things.

Fate/Stay Night

Rin tomboyfication

Smut, A bored Gilgamesh gives Kirei the chance to his let out his sadism in a safe, conseual manner on a whim. Kirei of course is not happy with this arrangement unless he is causing real pain and goes so far that even Gilgamesh can't take it

Rin gets revenge on the "fat cow" Luvia by turning her into a fat-titted cow girl (with white and black skin and all) (Should be a mental transformation too)

Rin brings Mitsuzuri over for sex only to make her do ageplay as Rin's 10 year old little sister who looks up to her and is always cheerful and who'll she'll never be separated from and their happy childhood will last forever

Fate/Extra

fuck it , let's have BB get mindbroken by pele for being a race faking little brat.

Smut, BB finally pushes gudako too far and she decides to tame that shitty brat. and to make sure the Geneva convention violations discipline sticks , gudako decides to use foreigner molay's class card install to do the job/ whatever methods of non con gudako uses on BB is up to the author , but it should end with morgan walking in on gudako (now in molay's 3rd ascension attire ) getting ready to clip a leash on to BB and parade the now naked A I around chaldea

BB has recovered from all the sluttification, and is now tracking down the person responsible, to show them how you REALLY break someone. It's slow, you see. You wouldn't notice it, in fact day-by-day NOBODY in Chaldea would notice it. Days, weeks, whole singularities and lostbelts pass without this gradual corruption going commented upon. You don't even touch a dick for the better part of half a year, and by then... do you even remember what it was like to NOT be like this?

Someone downloads a bunch of furry porn to Chaldea's database. BB accesses it for dirt on whoever did it, and something something computer error something something she's got a cat head and tail now. Up to writer/artist's interpretation if she also goes into heat.

Smut, BB accidentally hacks herself. Un?fortunately, by the time she could realize it, she's already accidentally deleted the part that could realize it. Among other things. What is this "modesty" and "sexual restraint" thing you're talking about?

FGO

Ritsuka D. Fujimaru wants to become the Mage King, no wait wrong series

Hey, remember Agartha? Cool concepts, terrible execution- well, the Alien God was a fan, and she’s kidnapped Scheherazade in order to make a singularity for her and the Alter-Egos working for her… to basically play a game of D&D in.

In an effort get Osakabehime to come out of her shell she’s locked in a room with Camazotz until they make baby bats

Guda gets hit by a spell that puts them into a coma as it slowly erases their memories and destroys their mind in the process. To counteract this, Kadoc and a host of volunteer Servants Rayshift into Guda's mind and help reconstruct their decaying memories by playing the parts of various individuals from their old civilian life that they get subconsciously assigned as they dive deeper into Guda's head to unravel the spell affecting them, learning a lot about Guda's past in the process, for better or worse. For all their apparent normalcy, even Guda has experienced their fair share of trauma growing up, well before they got involved with Chaldea.

Arjuna, Karna, Bhima, and Duryodhana meeting again but instead of a normal meeting, it’s played like a Indian Soap Opera

Guda decides she is tired of Angra's lazy ass doing nothing, so she decides to put him through training. The training is that everyone in chaldea is trying to capture/kill him in order to gain a prize. the prize in question? The servant who wins will gain the right to be the parent of guda's first child

Smut, fergus and medb do their master a solid and try to occupy kiara for as long as possible so they can get a fucking break from her antics. kiara gets tag teamed by them in an absolute marathon of fucking. theyve strategized this shit. medbs got kiara strapped down and only interacts with her via toys and strapons, and only tags in when ferg cant keep on anymore and keeps the beast distracted until he gets his energy back to get right back to fucking her. how the marathon ends is up to writer.

Smut, Amakusa Shirou Ruler / Amakusa Shirou Avenger, Ruler tops/has a more dominant role in the relationship. Feed me and I'll love you forever.

Jaguar-Man likes bellyrubs

Hell’s Kitchen, but Beni-Enma is Gordon Ramsay. I wanna hear that dechi scream “ITS FUCKING RAW”

Smut, li shuwen loses his virginity after being summoned. old man version because its funny but also gilf.

Gudako has a huge crush on Howl from Howl's Moving Castle. So imagine her reaction when Oberon revealed his true form. (hint: a lot of hyperventilating, drooling, and oberon's screams)

Guda twins AU. Gudao successfully pulls Morgan and the two are married instantly. A few days later Morgan is talking to her new sister in law when Gudako makes a comment on how her "husband" is coming soon. Curious, Morgan asks who the lucky man is. It's Oberon. Morgan spits out her tea while Gudao apologizes for his sister's terrible taste in men.

Girls shopping trip with Gudako, Boabahn Sith, Nitocris, Nero, and other female servants!

Ritsuka Fujimaru having some very serious edipus complex about Da Vinci

ServaFes comes around again and Morgan and Lartoria decide to do outfit swap cosplay of each other (Because Rhongomyniad). It works really well. Mordred is conflicted. Saber Artoria is Conflicted. The Knights of the Round are Conflicted. Mash and Guda are dying of Laughter. Merlin is there.

Smut, incest, Percival and melusine fucking nasty. the more fucked up the better.

Chaldea is sent to yet another singularity in the Fuyuki Grail War from FSN, but oh they were not expecting who got summoned as Berserker here. Now Everyone, especially Guda, has to deal with Guda themselves being the Berserker of this timeline. And the Berserker Guda doesnt even seem to realize anythings off about this. Just what that actually means is up to the writer as is who Zerkers master is but I would humbly request Artoria still be Shirous servant and that this all take place post LB6. For Reasons. (There are two gudas just to be clear, Master Guda and Berserker Guda)

Smut, Need some Toxic yuri today, Melusine and Aurora Smut, if that's alright, (That one meme about her red flags being big but her tits are bigger that I've been seeing all day with those two has me needing)

Mashmorgan and Gudacas double date that just devolves into Morgan and Guda gushing about how cute their partners are.

Oryou and Yu get into a fight over who has a better husband. Xiang Yu and Ryouma try desperately to stop em

There's a new Mystic Code out! It's by BB! (uh oh.) Great news, those skills are utterly insane! The amount of mana you can get out of it is buckwild, and it really feels like you have near-unlimited energy! One... tiny problem, it... there's no way to sugarcoat this... that outfit leaves very little to the imagination... did BB repurpose the Dangerous Beast costume or something? But, but, the stats are so good though... and you feel SO GOOD wearing it... it can't hurt, can it?

Caligula gets a bit too weird around Artemis and Orion puts him through a fucking wall

Mash, in the pursuit of getting a proper summer form, goes to Skadi, who agrees to see what she can do. Unfortunately, in changing her into a Saber Class origin, all that winds up happening is that Mash now has a massive schlong.

Habetrot, Friend of Brides Everywhere, sees Nero Bride and has something awaken in her. A few internet searches later and she learns what a ball gag is and she's never the same again.

So Castoria is kinky and horny. We all know that. But I HIGHLY doubt she got any sort of sex ed (yet alone kink ed) growing up, considering... everything. So my request! Is for Castoria to discover something about her sexuality! It could be a new kink, it could be learning the name of one of her fetishes which she thought too weird to be widespread, it could be attending a bdsm 101 class, it could be confronting an actual sexual experience to her preconceptions on kink and/or sex, hell it could even just be discovering that she can practice kink without the sex part if she doesn't feel like it. Anything along these lines!

Koyanskaya lives her worst nightmare: a world where everyone is... GASP... communist!

After all it's done Ritsuka spends at least 2 hours of her day in the room of Chaldeas alone, nobody ever goes there during this period because it is seen as Ritsuka's alone time. One day the new intern goes there and find Ritsuka talking to themselves, except for a glimpse of a second they see a woman, extremely long white hair, she is semi-transparent, almost as if she didn't exist in this world

Mash becomes a Master. Her first Servant is Fujimaru Ritsuka. Point of order, Fujimaru Ritsuka is still alive, and Mash just summoned a post-death version of them. Chaldea now has twice as much Fujimaru Ritsuka. Cue hijinks.

Han Xin finally joins Chaldea after so long! ....Han Xin is hiding as Yu hunts him down for what he did to Xiang Yu

Smut, Caenis gets his revenge on the Dioscuri by fucking them till they can no longer walk. Bonus points for pegging cuz he deserves it

Gudako gets a new swimsuit mystic code! ...designed by medb Now half the female servants are covering their red faces, half the male servants are concealing a boner, and a Raikou and Tiamat staring down all communicating that any who dare attempt to do something lewd with Gudako will feel the wrath of two overprotective moms.

FGO again

the master of chaldea is getting a tattoo. specifically a womb tattoo. entirely unrelated but morgan has after getting started on learning to tattoo a couple months ago(coincidentally the time her spouse started talking about wanting a tattoo) mastered the art of tattooing. of course morgan does g=her beloved spouse's womb tat, but wuh oh it seems shes applied an actual magic effect to it when guda just liked the look of womb tats

Boggart gets summoned by Chaldea and ends up resuming his marriage with Mash.

due it soon being 8 years of no male swimsuit servants , gudako's mental pollution passive has gone up a few ranks. in short ,it's gotten so bad that she's deluded herself into thinking that a few of the summer servants she already has are in fact brand new servants. morgan found out about this when she found gudako addressing okita alter (saber ) as Amakusa . so for the sake of her wife's mental health morgan sets off to fix that problem.

After a good long while of being paired with Ruler Artoria as her dedicated farming support, Koyanskaya’s grown… affectionate. Of course, being of use is part of the NFF Services name, but… she’s gone a bit further than just a support, it’s more subby than that- this old fox has been DOMESTICATED. She’s began to follow Bunnytoria around everywhere, she’s gotten friendlier and softer in personality, and in partaking in the king’s tremendous appetite, she’s growing physically softer as well. As the weeks go by, Bunnytoria grows quite fond of the perfectly plump, way-past-pudgy pet she now has on her hands, and decides to make things official and crank it up a notch.

Gudako unknowingly becomes a pseudoservant of Adephagia, the Greek goddess of gluttony, resulting in occasions where she slowly gains an incredible amount of weight over the course of the day, then wakes up as if nothing happened. Mash and da Vinci eventually have to explain to her what’s going on.

A mysterious enemy has attacked Chaldea, but nobody is hurt, no things are much worse, the people that the servants loved yet were unable to save all appear before them, reminding them of their failures, the sins that are ingrained in their very souls

Morgan, after getting sick and tired of Oberon’s bullshit does some REVENGE. She gets pesticides, bug sprays, anything that is able to harm insects, and when Oberon decides to fuck with her, she goes absolutely HAM with the bug repellent and going psychical. Local Oberon found dead in Chaldea hung on a wall

Smut, Barghest is determined to make sure her romance with her Master will not end in tragedy. To that end, she tries hypnotherapy, in an attempt to help control her impulses that compel her to "devour the one she loves". To everyone's surprise, it works! However, to nobody's surprise, it also involved altering the inherent definition of what Barghest considers "devouring" her beloved means. On one hand, Ritsuka is no longer in any danger whatsoever of ending up as her lunch. On the other, his pelvis may not survive the night, but that is a sacrifice he is more than willing to make.

Any fandom

I don't know if this has been a prompt yet but I think it would be interesting/funny to see a Servant with Madness Enhancement, really doesn't matter who, just get caught doing something truly out of pocket by someone. Staff member, Master, another Servant? Who cares? Just make them do the weirdest thing you can think of and get caught. Feel free to ignore this if it doesn't fit your criteria and thanks for opening asks!

servant with mutiple classes or alters ponders whether fucking one of their doubles counts as masturbation or incest. cu artoria or anyone else with multiple copies of them, can interact with one or more of the different versions of themself in the process, can even try and fuck their double to see if it feels wrong, but importantly i want their answers to this conundrum and they gotta at least make sense for the character

Crossover

Mori Calliope x Red Hare (mod warning: keep it courteous. No smut, no heavy violence, nothing that would be disturbing to run into.)

Any fandom

Two characters having sex, written like them beating each other up

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Sunset Valley Full Renovation: Day 2 (I HATE ARLO BUNCH)

I think today was my most productive day EVER. I'm really pleased with how everything turned out. I think in some cases I was a bit lazy because I didn't mod almost anything from some sims. But I think it was because they looked OK with or without me intervening

I woke up and started working with the Wan-Goddard household. I've done already some mods to Pauline in the past, so it was as easy as replacing her with herself but modded. Hank was another story. I have almost no male hairstyles, but I spent 30 MINUTES choosing this man's haircut. It was so hard for me. I kept their hair, eye and skin color, except for Pauline, to whom I gave a more pinkish-looking skin.I did not have a full photo of Pauline, so there's side-by-side comparison to her old self.

I was ready with both of them so I started with the Hart family. As a kid they were so fun since both Bebe's parents are INSANE, so I would go to the park and the those two dubasses fighting with themselves. I almost did nothing to Dorie or Gus, I just made sure Dorie looked even more insane than before. Bebe was my main victim. I think she looks like a queen.

I had some fun with their house, specially their cars. I painted them as crazily as their room lol and I gave Bebe a bike so that she wouldn't be DRIVING TO SCHOOL IN CAB EVERY DAY

My journey was followed by the last rich-hilled (I just invented a new word) family, the Altos. I was kinda getting that short man energy from Nick. So I made him tiny. Nah just small. I gave Vita a fresh batch of clothes. She's supposed to be that new-money brat. And I left the household ready, with all members done. Holly looks normal, I just changed like 3 things.

Next on my list was the Langerak family. They were easy to do as I already modified Zelda and Iliana before. I just had to adjust them as I wanted them to look in this save. My main sim here was Kaylyn. I wanted to fix those continuity problems between TS2 and this game. In TS2, she has green-colored eyes, so I changed her eye color and his father's, Dustin, so it would make sense her eyes were that color. I did not change her hair color (in TS2 her coded natural color is blonde, but it shows black as if she colored it). You can read in Parker's description that he's kind of womanizer at school, or at least is attractive, but he looks and dresses like SH1T. I tried to give him a singular look that would make him stand out (long hair and a lip piercing, also a car and a driving license). The rest of them look very similar, with some adjustments made. Probably the most fun family of all.

My last but not less important family was the Bunch family. Believe me when I tell you I SUFFERED with basically all the sims here. THEY WERE SO UGLY 😭😭 Of course, I tried my best, but there's always room for improvement. I gave Judy a haircut that screams go*od mom, but not cool, *if that makes sense... Jack is UGLY, like bat-shit ugly. I literally could not do shit. He's the main reason this whole household is messed up. Darlene wasn't that bad. She looks better now, ofc. Ethan is looking cute as always. Lisa was another story. I changed barely nothing in her face structure, but I changed one of her traits. I said goodbye to her Kleptomaniac trait because I just don't like it, and gave her the Rebellious trait from Generations. It makes much more sense since her bio says she's more like a rebel, NOT A THIEF. Arlo... Arlo... Arlo... I'm gonna have a few nightmares this week istg. I tried my best and he still looks ugly, but not as ugly as before. I'll revisit when I recover mentally from this experience.

I was done with all the families I wanted to cover today, so I , before closing my age, renovated a house for an old family in my other save. It was the house that's in front of the Single Mom's Household. I just realized I forgot to paint one wall...

And that's all for today! Lesson learned: it is possible to hate a kid (a.k.a. ARLO FRIKING BUNCH). I'll upload more soon!

My stuff (I have a bunch more):

Hair DF: FirefoxSims and Mary Jane defaults (Also a few IfcaSims DF)

Makeup DF: SLU Sims 3 defaults (I couldn't find the link?)

Eyes DF: BurtnWaffles Big Q Eyes 24 Default replacements.

Skin DF: Pixelswirl Orchard Default Skins.

LazyDuchess SmoothPatch 2.1

NRaas NoCD, NRaas Once Read, NRaas Register, NRaas Saver, NRaas Sleep Freedom, NRaas Story Progression, NRaas Tagger, NRaas Writen Word, NRaas Woohooer, NRaas Master Controller, NRaas Master Controller Cheats, NRaas Careers, NRaas Debug Enabler.

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Aw! Thank you, but I don't really have much of one beyond Danny just being a sneaky, mischievous little brat who's committed to the bit & Alfred & Jason being totally in on it, both being theatrical in their own ways.

Yes, the whole "the butler did it" thing is a bit cliché, but I feel like it fits the scenario.

Also, an appearance by the Scooby-Doo Gang, I feel would fit because they'd all think it was just someone with special effects, so they'd be increasingly perplexed by the absolute lack of evidence to prove as such.

In fact, there'd be nothing but evidence to prove otherwise. That it was all a real haunting, which could send them into a bit of a panick.

Especially if this is them from before the Scooby-Doo movies where it was all legit.

Even better if Bruce & Dick would both recognize them immediately as the kids that helped them with a few cases way back, a la Guess Who Scooby-Doo.

Even better than that would be Scrappy there & being treated like the overenthusiastic kid he is rather than as some sin against the Scooby franchise.

And during the whole thing, Danny is just being a spooky pest. Like, don't get me wrong, everyone but the gang believe that it's all real & even they eventually begin to believe it.

But yeah, I'm sure that a bunch of people have listed all the paranormal activity that could take place. Me included. Appearing & disappearing. Whispering in people's ears. Glowing eyes. Lurking nearby, just to disappear when someone blinks. A hand lightly trailing someone's arm. Windows & mirrors frosting. Maybe someone finds Danny's body submerged in a full bathtub, arms folded over his chest like a corpse. Someone sees Danny in the reflection, turns around, but he's gone. Just all kinds of stuff.

And he'd absolutely pick on people who'd have the best reactions. Or would do something creepy at a moment of utmost tension, thus inducing a type of panick. The regular guests would just think that it was all part of the production & after a quick scare, would begin to laugh in exhilaration, many commenting how the one who employed the company had better pay them extra, because they were pulling out all the stops. Even saying how they'd need to get their number so the next time they had a party, they could hire Danny.

Only the Bats & the Scooby Gang are really taking it seriously, though.

Though... maybe somepeople from the party notice how dour & serious they are & demand to know what was going on.

Maybe they are forced to reveal that the Dead Body actor was "legit" dead, which causes some disbelief, then a bit of panick as now they think that there's a real killer at the party.

However, that's all turned on it's head when it's revealed in the end that it was all part of the show, which gets the party guests to applaude Danny for making such a convincing dead body that even the famous Scooby Gang were fooled.

Either way, at the end of it, I'd wanna see neither the gang nor the Bats manage to figure out what was actually going on until it was outright revealed to them.

At the same time, it'd be funny if even if the gang didn't figure out the Danny half, if they actually managed to clock that Bruce is Batman just through observation.

I can also guarantee that Danny would figure it out too, but Danny & the gang would all just mutually agree not to tell a soul.

Though, I feel like at the end, Velma would actually become intensely interested in the Fenton's work as beforehand, she'd just believed it to all be a bunch of crock, so learning it was all legit would give her a means to be able to accept that the supernatural was real in a way that she could wrap her head around in a scientific way.

I actually have a bunch of hcs on how I'd do a more adult Scooby-Doo reboot & I think I left a link to it on here.

I also think that after the party, Bruce would take the time to introduce the gang to his family. How he learned that they knew, I'm not sure. Maybe it was a power move on Fred's part by him going up to Bruce, shaking his hand & telling him it was good working with him again.

But, yeah. Just good, wholesome fun at the Bats' expense, but not to the point where he couldn't have a good chuckle about it afterwards.

Guyyyyyysssss

I just had a random shenanigans idea...

Now hear me out.

You know those murder mystery parties right? The ones where people get together, an actor plays dead, and the groups have to figure out who did it.

Well what if.

Danny takes a summer job as the body/actor of the victim for those parties and actually is commented on being the best 'very lifelike dead body' actor and hey at least his 'medical condition' (halfa) is finally being useful for something (besides you know, fighting ghosts) he can even go hours without moving (or breathing) once he's dead so he doesn't ruin the immersion for party goers.

Anyways, what if he gets a job for a rich people's party, you know something novelty for the wealthy to have fun with, maybe it's the Wayne's hosting a party or maybe someone else and they invite the Wayne's. And the company he works for sends him to Gotham. He gets there, helps set up the clues and the other actors, etc etc.

Then the guests start showing up, Danny acts like the star of the show he is and then the lights cut out, he screams (very realistically), and 'dies' before the lights come back on. As some players come up to inspect his body however he doesn't notice how some take his pulse and actually fully think he's dead.

Point being, Danny is the 'dead' body for the murder mystery, goes to Gotham for a gig, 'dies' and the batfam think they have a legit murder happening.