#A MAXIMUM OF 15 MINUTES

[soshrimped]

quick trimax scribbles

i just read trigun maximum and . im actually ill over it thinkign abt them 24/7... expect more fanart

[pentragonart]

Finished my Trimax-coat

[bisexualseraphim]

Oppenheimer (2023) is a good film but I also want to tear Christopher Nolan’s eyelids off for filming the sex scene that has apparently caused half of Gen Z to believe that sex scenes should be banned from movies because “I watched it with my mom and it was awkward :(“

[find-me-in-hell]

hate when im trying to do a Task and im slapped in the face with the reminder that i am disabled

[small-strong-bookish-butch]

They should make a water that tastes better (than water currently does)

[girlcockholmes]

stupid fucking cunts i need to blow up this city

[eustassslut]

sat in my university library next to my boyfriend working on fanfics when i should be writing my essay, how long do we think it will be before he notices?

[raven]

sorry now im reading rolling stones listicles. making my papa proud. This one is literally insane lol like the brain parasite or something in these peoples brains. Like none of these lyrics are fucking good bro. These are not serious people

[calamitys-child]

Being extremely grumpy in the train station rn

[obestriddbifftomat]

If it takes less than 30 minutes to walk you walk!

But at least they serve espresso in espresso cups here, yes?

[chaoticbuggybitchboy]

I am disabled and my ability to swim is really dissed

[noodles-07]

I'm losing an argument

like. at what point do you start to go "okay you've been in there for a while surely you're clean and have had ample crying/basking in the heat like a lizard time you should really get out now"

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

in-school-suspension was honestly so extremely funny because i had undiagnosed Problems Disorder and unironically i LOVED being sent to ISS.

average day of ISS (sent there for 3 days because i was late to a class three times within a 9-week period):

arrive at school and say a silly dramatic farewell to my besties

stop at each of my classrooms to receive makeup work from my teachers which always ends up being some bullshit worksheet or textbook busywork

arrive at ISS portable and go through the daily rigamarole intro of "you are Bad and you should Feel Bad. welcome to Bad Class, a confirmation that you will never make anything of your life, you horrid creature. you are not allowed to speak, eat, or feel joy. no doodling or reading, if you don't have makeup work or homework i will assign busywork to you. fuck you. *spits*"

spend the next 4 hours doing my busywork. it is QUIET. i can CONCENTRATE. the work gets DONE EARLY.

the work only took 2 hours maximum, i spend the other 2 hours writing fanfiction manually in a composition book pretending that I'm doing textbook work. i am having the time of my life.

our lunch time is the 10 minutes between the two lunch periods. there is no line, because there's only ever 5-15 ISS students. i get to EAT instead of STANDING IN A LINE for half an hour and only having 4 minutes to scarf down my garbage.

at the end of lunch, we are led in a big duck line through the school and we each get to stop off at our usual classes and pick up work to do. i already did this in the morning, so i use my time to say hi to my friends and figure out what the homework will be tonight.

for the last 2 hours of the day i do my homework. IT GETS DONE. this is the ONLY time during high school where homework gets done. zero exaggeration. i never did homework unless i was actively in a classroom with no choice but to do homework.

we get the usual outro of "this has been your day in Bad Class, because you're a Bad Child. some of you will be here tomorrow, some of you will not, but i'll see you again in a couple of weeks, because you are Bad and will always be Bad."

the school day is over, i did not encounter any of my bullies, i did not have to 'participate in class'. i got all of my work done and then some. i got to work on my fanfics. i hang out with my friends after school and talk to others on myspace/facebook.

it is the best three days i have in recent memory.

i will be there again, probably on purpose.

[dadthinksdoctorwhoisacrimeseries]

"your internet connection is fast"

Is it?

Is it really?

[neon-danger]

How’s your day going?

Currently stressed at work cuz my coworker told them I didn’t want to do the mandatory training and management reprimanded me about it, but I already understand the training is important and required by law, the only thing I didn’t want to do was stay after my shift to work on it just to clock out just before my 6th hour so they wouldn’t have to give me a lunch.

[toruland]

cold lipton green tea is so good, i actually moan before, during, and after every single sip.