#A GIRLFRIEND

[portraitoftheoddity]

Y'all. I moved to the fucking middle of nowhere and somehow have the most active social life I've ever had???

HOW???

[nomlioart]

i was supposed to do it earlier but i was really lazy lol, but here you go

my pepstavo hcs in a nutshell

a lil more in the tags 👁️ 

[fipindustries]

hm

i lost my job

this year has not been a good year for me and we are still in january

[gently-decaying-flowers]

no no i won’t make fun of you

i’m gonna tell YOU that i like you so much it makes me look stupid

[bespectacled-ghost]

ladies and gentlemen, we have escaped the situationship

[adisuniverse]

It’s 11/11, manifesting everything today :)))

[midnightcrisisstuff]

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

[inbetweenis]

[canisalbus]

Trying to figure out modern Ludovica.

[raiasintended]

hey, can we talk for a second? it’s about your girlfriend. yeah, she’s great. no, yeah, I agree. It’s just that… she seems really devoted to you? Like really devoted. Almost as if you were the sole, fragile line mooring her to the shores of humanity. No, that’s not romant—ugh. Listen. Me and the girls, we’re worried you might be the last good thing to happen to her and that were some tragedy to inevitably befall you, she would tear the gods from their thrones and dye the infinite western seas wine-dark with their ichor. Do you think you could introduce her to a new hobby or something? we don’t want to have to argue over what color “wine-dark” is supposed to be

[itsdneo]

🤣🤣😭😭 why didn't I know there's girlfriend day?¿?

In my 3 decades of existing and over a decade of dating, how is this the first time I hear of it😭😭🤣🤣

Also from this MF🫠🫠

[rebelsafoot]

mabel pines and pacifica northwest i know what you are

[tsuutarr]

[pandoras-prison]

[ebonybow]