#A BIG STICK.
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Will forever be an avid defender of Alya and Nino, fuck yall.
Felix can be a dick to everyone and give up all the miraculous for whatever reason and will NEVER receive the type of salt Alya and Nino do which is despicable in itself.
Chloe has bullied Marinette since day one and yet yall have her replace Alya ?? (i love Chloe but she and Marinette will never be friends, Marinette does not have to be Chloes friend for her to be redeemed!!!)
Stop treating the only main relevant brown characters like shit then act like the white ones can do no wrong yall aint slick!
Blame the shitty ass writing cuz literally everytime Lilas on screen EVERY CHARACTER makes ridiculous decisions!!
#ml spoilers#alya cesaire#nino lahiffe#if i see more alya salt in the tag ima start beatin people with a stick#A BIG STICK.#miraculous ladybug#mlb fandom salt#mlb salt#this is a felix hate account forever and always#and a alya and nino salter hate account#yall are boring actually#leave them tf alone challenge#alya deserves better#nino deserves better#alya sugar#nino sugar#class sugar#cept for Kim#i ion care for him actually
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Feeling compelled to take a moment to document this saddest looking little dog I saw today.
#I'm sure the dog was fine some of them just inherently look like victorian street urchins#it had such big wet humanlike eyes#own art#could've been a chihuahua cross of some kind#no neck stick legs bread loaf torso type of creature#dog sightings
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> pull her into a hug
#karlach#nox#my ocs#bg3#baldur's gate 3#like holding a couple of grapes etc#in the tadpolycule universe they [redacted] after this#probably in the non-tadpolycule universe too but u know. as besties#big cloud w red and purple limbs sticking out emitting hearts and cartoon sound effects and when it clears she's tied them into a pretzel#my art
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hey uh not for nothing but uhhHHHH
blue... and red ? alrighty
#*goes a little crazy*#has this been mentioned yet if so my bad sorry 👉🏻👈🏻#tb to my 31000 note post about red and blue characters👀#big fan of canon bi charles in the comics it better come up in the show next 👁️👁️#i stg if yall make this about klance-#dead boy detectives#dbda#dead boy detective agency#charles rowland#edwin payne#charwin#payneland#george rexstrew#jayden revri#chedwin#painland#paynland#(being delusional) and the red rock is niko and the blue is crystal and the green is monty and the stick is cat king and-
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charlie
#just a simple redesign#wanted to give charlie a little seasoning. she needs a little smth smth. thought a goat motif would suit her .... because. hell and whateve#shes got cute hooves and big ears#tried to make as minimal changes as possible to stick to her original vibe#this concludes my hazbin posting. thanks for tolerating it#ill have a helluva boss review post in the next couple days when i finish watching it. after that im done#back to your regularly scheduled pony programming#charlie morningstar#hazbin hotel#fanart#my art
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Eldritch/not-entirely-human Grunkle Stan stories have been eating away at my brain, so I have a silly little concept of Mimic!Stan.
He and his Mystery Shack are both mimics that lure tourists in as a literal "tourist trap" to gather and devour them! Since the house is alive, it raises a few (read: several) child safety concerns that lead to a LOT of rules to be created for Dipper and Mabel to follow when they eventually arrive, such as:
Be careful not to get lost in the winding hallways! The Mystery Shack is bigger on the inside, and you don't want to end up in the wrong areas.
Don't go through randomly appearing doors, they may eat you.
If you think you feel the walls around you breathing and the floor beneath you shifting, no, you don't.
If you think the walls feel a bit damp, you're imagining it.
Watch your fingers around windowsills! You wouldn't want to lose any of them.
Don't linger too long under the doorframes; it may start feeling like they are slowly constricting around you.
#his shack is basically his big ass pet- they have a weird bond thing going on <3#if the house is fed- so is Stanley and vice versa#also I need you guys to know that my dumbass already developed lore for this AU even tho it was supposed to be a small one because ofc I di#BASICALLY this guy is NOT Stanford's twin. like at all.#Stanford was born an only child that went to uni fine and came to gravity falls where he met “The Mimic” aka Stan#and Ford was fascinated by Stan and wanted to study him- while the latter was just like: omg friend!!#and Stan's way of showing his love as a Mimic was to replicate Ford's appearance EXACTLY to show that he cares and loves him#because in Mimic love language being able to imitate a human PERFECTLY down to every detail is an impressive show of attentiveness and care#Ofc Ford was thrilled by the awesomeness of this (*cough* nerd) but was also like: so how tf do I explain this extra clone of me that#sticks by my side like a barnacle#so the twin theory was made- Ford made Stan tweak his appearance just a little so that it doesn't look too uncannily similar to himself#and then Stan learned more about humans and came to adopt a persona himself#this is actually a way more silly AU than my other one because Ford- Stan and everyone else are straight up just chilling here#welp!#gravity falls#gravity falls au#Mimic Stan AU#stan pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#stanford pines#ford pines#the mystery shack#mystery shack#mimics#tw scopophobia#tw body horror#tw gore#my art
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I’m a sucker for ‘childhood friends’ tropes
#you know the ones where they meet & dont see each other for a while#yeah those are *chef’s kiss*#Pearl finds Marina and the poor thing’s tentacles are pale with fear#Also they did break the stick lol#being a kid with a big stick is just the life man#pearl houzuki#marina ida#off the hook#pearlina#splatoon fanart#splatoon#my art
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after 6 years … we are proud to bring u … … big stick
#totk#tears of the kingdom#LONG BOYE#im gonna main big stick im gonna 100% this game with BIG STICK just watch#totk spoilers
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"The Fall of the Starmaker"
#I have been painting this for way too long#fuckin. rocks#anyway i was thinking whether i want to name this “the fall” or “the death” because y'know#the angel you knew is not me#but i decided to stick to the original idea#also the other title could be “the birth of crowley”#also i'm a very big fan of the concept that angels' wings burn during the fall and then grow back black#yall seem to like renaissance-like paintings don't ya?#i hope you will like this one#good omens#good omens fanart#fanart#good omens crowley#crowley#anthony j crowley#the starmaker#ineffable husbands#my art#snek blorbo
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The best part about coming back to the source material after a looooong time is you sorta get a fresh look at canon in comparison to whatever the dominant strains of fanon have become. Or, in fact, whatever your own dominant strains of headcanon have become.
I mean, yes, Garrus “I’m not a good turian” Vakarian gets infinitely cooler (and more competent!) by pretty much every metric as the storyline progresses. He does. But fresh out of ME1 and into ME2 through his recruitment, I find myself genuinely amused by how thin the veneer of badass is over a pretty dominant core of straight-up nerd sprinkled with idealism mixed with self-doubt.
When you have Garrus in the squad all the time (and thus get all his ambient dialogue and remarks), you really pick up on the number of times he calls out bad behavior, unethical actions, cruelty, and rule-breaking, especially in ME1.
He’s not actually a hothead who can’t abide rules of any kind. In fact, most of the time he’s pretty pro-law-and-order, and he gets amusingly hall-monitorish when people are breaking rules he considers important and worth following.
Fundamentally, Garrus chafes when his sense of what is just is at odds with what the authorities do about that injustice (or what they stop him from doing). And I would hazard a guess that the reason his actions seem so intense or harsh or "of course we should have shot down that ship in the middle of the Citadel" is indicative not of his impatience but of the degree to which he thinks the authorities have failed to uphold that justice. We know he can be patient. He's a sniper. His whole modus operandi on Omega is precision kills without civilian casualty. But when that long fuse finally burns down, he goes from zero to shooting down ships in the middle of the Citadel in what looks (from the outside) like a heartbeat.
And yes, injured pride hastens the burning of that fuse; he doesn’t like losing. Or admitting defeat. Or failing.
Having just replayed his recruitment mission, a few things really stood out to me this time.
The merc bands really hate him--and they also reluctantly admire him (he's described as smart, resourceful, dangerous, idealistic, brave, slippery; they all agree they only way they managed to get this far is by isolating him and employing dirty tactics). I mean, there's literally a station-wide announcement that Omega can return to "business as usual" once Archangel is out of the picture because he was disrupting things so completely.
The way Garrus blames himself for the deaths of his squad is so freaking turian. Failure reflects on the leader who places his people in danger they can't handle, not the individual who fails. Heavy is the head that wears the crown. Yes, Sidonis betrayed him, but the person Garrus blames the most? Is himself. For trusting Sidonis in the first place. For raising Sidonis to a position where he had the means and opportunity to harm others--and the weakness of character to turn coat, to save his own hide, instead of dying to protect the others.
Garrus mentions more than once that he was trying to emulate Shepard. And his tone always implies that he knows he failed because Shepard would never have let a Sidonis into the fold. Again, he's blaming himself. Like a good turian. Yes, he wanted to avoid the red tape and bureaucracy of C-Sec, but his code--Archangel's code--certainly aligns with Paragon Shepard's morality (with a Garrus Vakarian twist).
And since it wouldn't be meta without adding a Tara's Headcanon Twist ... I've always wondered why "Archangel" when it's such a ... human concept. But this time, when I noticed how he spoke about Shepard's influence, and how quickly he brushes aside the name when she asks him about it, I wondered if it wasn't actually his way of honoring the mythology of the dead woman whose example he was trying to follow. Not that Shepard is a God he's worshiping, but ... there is something about the way he talks about her. Garrus doesn't make himself over in the image of a God, though; he's the soldier, the right hand, the avenging angel responsible for carrying out divine punishments suited and proportional to the crimes committed, the rules broken, the selfishness or cruelty of the perpetrator.
#mass effect#garrus vakarian#mass effect meta#femshep#commander shepard#no i do not have time to write a whole epic what happened on omega fic#admittedly this all works a lot better if shepard trends paragon#but since i've never played a non-paragon shepard i don't have to twist my brain around to make it work#in sum to most of the people around him garrus is a big ol goody-two-shoes nerd#so it makes sense when joker makes the comment about the stick up garrus's ass#long text post#thinky thoughts
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another p5r art dump hiiiiieii 😢😢😢
#fem shuake#akiras a bit of a freak but like hey a pretty girl is threatening her w a knife whats a girl to do...#im back !!!!!! i finished the entirety of p5r for the first time !!!!!! im so#third semester....... third semester...... third semeste#i battled through the whole thing with just royal trio because. well because yiou see. stares at u with my big teary eyes#i feel like those miserable seal pictures#No!!!! no i still havent recovered this may stick with me for the rest of my life. look at what uve done atlus#i am a mere husk of who i once was...... true ending killed my joy and whimsy... nothing to smile about in life anymore#tje theb the dates after maruki palace where u say goodbye to everyone and the thieves start planning for their future 😭😭😭😭 uhag g aghh#shuake#akeshu#kurusu akira#akira kurusu#amamiya ren#ren amamiya#sumire yoshizawa#yoshizawa sumire#yusuke kitagawa#kitagawa yusuke#p5r#persona 5 royal#persona 5#my art
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could you give us one (1) tiny odo?
i like to think that Odo turns tiny to scurry around Quarks bar, knowing full well that Quark will hear every little footstep and it will drive him insane
#catches him like a mouse and sticks him under a really big glass so he can't get out#quark#odo#quodo#star trek#star trek deep space nine#ds9#star trek fanart#fanart#art
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TAASH'S undercut
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#taash#dragon age taash#da: veilguard#dragon age veilguard#dragonagedit#daedit#daedits#gamingedit#videogameedit#videogamewomen#lgbtvideogames#gamingladies#mygifs#[kisses her undercut] [kisses her jade horn] [kisses her big dangly earring] [kisses her cute nose] [kisses her fluttering eyelids] [kisse-#WAIT NO IM NOT FINISHED#[KISSES THAT ONE SPECIFIC SHORT LITTLE WISPY HAIR THAT STICKS UP ABOVE HER FOREHEAD]#da:tv#added the wrong tag before :/
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Ten and Missy! Our Halloween costumes 🥰
#doctor who#missy#tenth doctor#cosplay#thoschei#it's hairy Ten and green eyed Missy but close enough!!#let it be known that I did buy blue contact lenses for this but for some reason they wouldn't stick to my eyeballs!!#I still owe you all a Clara and I'm working on it 😌#We've been really busy so I'm proud and glad we managed to pull these off on time mid move 🥰 we had so much fun#I want to give Missy another go at some point with the lenses and better hair and her hat and umbrella and more accurate make up tho#the suit is also really big on me so I had to pin it everywhere and pose strategically and edit some pins out lmao#I didn't have time to fix it!! but it worked out well enough I think#wait also do you see my single silver hair in the front?? I've been protecting it with my life I love it#personal#nips photos#nips blogs
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SCREENSHOTS OF HIM. FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES
#MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE WITH A NICOTINE ADDICTION WHO EATS BUGS AND STICKS#mgs#naked snake#big boss#metal gear solid#metal gear solid delta#mgs delta#mgs snake eater#good god whats the proper tag for this game
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Long ago I took requests on Sonic characters in my Russian social, decided to post them here!!! Really like how they look
#sonic the hedgehog#sth fanart#big the cat#fleetway sonic#shadow the hedgehog#knuckles the echidna#shadow x knuckles#sticks the badger#sonic the werehog#infinite the jackal
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