WOW. You thought she was gonna kill you? How low do you think of people?! Even after all the affection she's given you, you thought she was gonna kill you?
"I'm sorry, alright?! I didn't know it was her."
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“hace un tiempo compre este dinosaurio en un tienda de un pueblo en el que estuvimos con mi mamá” comenta sacando precisamente ese peluche en forma de animal prehistórico de su bolso. “se parece a uno que tenias en uno de tus sweaters... me recordaba a ti.” comenta extendiendo su brazo hacia woojin para entregárselo. “se llama jinnie.” en sus labios se asoma una pequeña sonrisa. “quiero que lo tengas tú ahora.” / ✨ @zombics
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tbh the fact that cats purr was an unnecessary bonus we don't always acknowledge. they're already cute and baby and little and soft and make silly noises and do funny shit. but they also like to cuddle and make a soothing pleasant noise to indicate they are happy when they cuddle you? huge. huge for the human race.
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a former US president gets shot at and rather than trend himself he causes supernatural to trend instead because everyone is sharing the news via the destiel meme. unparalleled
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Things that are going to happen in 2024 according to Star Trek:
1) the absolutely giant homeless-population of the USA (or was is just New York? Idk, I‘m from Europe) is going to start a civil-war fighting against the upper class and police.
2) Ireland is going to get united
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everything u need to know about me can actually be explained by the fact that i read that poem about the serving girl wearing the pearls so they're warm for her mistress when i was like 11 and it rewrote my brain chemistry forever
like this Changed Me
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if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is
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