#8:40 is 9

[sen-ya]

Sennnnnnn I don’t know if you’ve already addressed this before, but can we get a height check between the idiot captains??

Also also- I think it’s super funny that you literally made so much content you had to go and get a different website just to document it all out, that’s insane! Keep up the amazing content! Indulge your silliness!!

Two idiots over time!!

Also also, tysm that warmed my silly heart 😭❤️

[coquelicoq]

if we assume that each of the three pillars comes exactly three times for a total of nine times, and we know that the 7th time it was the 40-year guardian, and if we assume that was her final visit and the last two visits will be split between the 30-year guardian and the 8-year guardian, we can calculate how long ago the miharu family made that deal: (40x3)+(30x2)+(8x2)=196 years. 196 years ago it was 1828, but i think this is supposed to be set in the 1980s or 90s, so call it the late 1700s. that's the kind of thing matoba as the head of the matoba clan has to concern himself with - deals with youkai made by people 200 years ago from families that don't even exist anymore. it's an interesting contrast to the thing he says to natsume at the end of this arc, about the 9th visit, which is 30 years away, being someone else's problem. he's embroiled in the past but doesn't even think he'll get to have a future.

[m1ssunderstanding]

The only actual Teddy Boy in the Beatles

Gay Haircut + Extremely Butch Face

Poofy King

Legend of the Silver Screen

A Whole MAN

Mob Husband Aesthetic

Mr Conductor

Newly Sober All-Star

Weird Uncle Warns With Peace and Love

80 going on 40

[la-gay-and-shits]

[wardensantoineandevka]

not to be like this but all of the posts (and there are many across multiple platforms) right now going "I mean obviously I'm not mad or whining or anything but it sucks that there's all these three week breaks, how am I going to survive, this is awful, I cannot believe this is happening to me" like, it does in fact come off as entitled no matter how many qualifiers are put onto it

and the a smaller subset of THAT going "CLEARLY C3 isn't a priority for the studio" or "they're obviously trying to kill C3" or even posting stuff that comes off as "um, don't they know that if they keep doing this I won't shop here watch anymore", like, come on

as a tangent, genuinely, I feel like a lot of people have trouble admitting that they don't actually like C3 so they get existentially worried about them losing interest over a slightly longer break because it'll force them to acknowledge that they aren't actually interested, but it's fine not to be interested!

[bisupergirl]

literally what's the point of anything anymore if kara and reactron aren't beating the shit out of each other like they've been doing since the 80s..... why even bother!!!!

why haven't they brought him back yet.... it's been too long since kara was taunted and tormented!!!

[faggiediaz]

9-12 class tomorrow & 8 hour shift immediately after so i will be out for 12 ish hours tomorrow but i have $2 in my bank account rn so i have to get over it

[indeedgoodman]

[worm-in-a-trenchcoat]

Is releasing limited availability items at 10 am absolutely ridiculous?? Yes.

Will I be setting an alarm so I can be up on time for said release??

Also yes. I’m weak, leave me alone

[charbeloved]

when you wake up early

[curiosity-killed]

It has been a very good week but it has been a very long week for the same reasons that it has been good and I am so, so tired

[jonathanbyersphd]

Oh send help the boomers are being racist about the school children being loud again

[lyxchen]

How am I supposed to find a good routine and stay organized if every day is different??

[deadmossballz]

sometimes i rlly wish i lived closer to my friends :/

[steevejr]

my totally realistic predictions for the way of kings engame:

1. Wikim and Renarin get arranged married (they’re both creepy and weird and scare off the hoes. Also sudoku enthusiasts) so Shallan can go fuck off and be transgender elsewhere while accomplishing her task of securing her house to the kholin house

2. Adolin and Kaladin yaoi break for the next 10 years until Kaladin either kills himself (accidentally) or dies saving Dalinar (intentionally). Adolin learns to dual wield shardblades and it’s really sexy. Maybe he dabbles in gender by learning how to read.

3. Shallan fucks off and goes to be transgender elsewhere (not out of hate I just think she would really enjoy fucking off forever or at least until she got bored). Pattern is there. Also gaz.

4. Rock finally goes back to the peaks to see his wife and kids (rest of bridge 4 goes with him except moash (moash and elhokar are holding hands skipping around because they’re besties again))

5. Jasnah king emperor of roshar everyone please pay your respects to the new queen of everything forever 🙏🙏🙏🙏

see you all in 20 years when the final novel comes out and I’ll be right about everything.

[lightgaswaterelectricityrent]

me vs. the decision to buy a $49.98 dog bed from sam's club when the free shipping limit is $50