#8/11/19

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[yabagofmilfs]

Wild prediction about our three goalies once Ned is healthy?

behind a cut for the safety of the jarry army

ned gets healthy, blomma sent back down :(

ned outperforms jarry, blomma continues to kill it on the baby pens

jarry is traded to the avs at the deadline

ned and blomma are the A/B pair going into the last stretch

[westanovencleaner]

one more question

Summary:

"'Because you’re my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?' Percy did have another question, as he remembered how she twisted apart the Oreo instead of simply breaking it in half. 'Can you teach me how to split an Oreo like that?'" In which Percy has some questions, and Annabeth has some simple answers.

a percy jackson birthday oneshot :)

[nyanaknifegal]

A Date to Remember <3

[a-gay-bloodmage]

Never Have I Ever Sucked a Cock

(Thom x Mallory Trevelyan)

With the Iron Bull now a tal-vashoth, Blackwall revealed to be a murderer, and the Herald of Andraste now an open cross-dresser, the Inquisition in dire need of a morale boost. Thankfully, Sera knows just the drinking game to get everyone's mind off of the less fun secrets.

What's this? A "Keep Reading" divider on one of my fics? Insane!

First off, I'd like to extend a special thank you to @stenshale for spurring me to commit to re-doing this fic! I'm so glad I did! Hope you enjoy, beloved mutual!

I thought it'd be fun to include a list of all the questions played in the game of Never Have I Ever, mainly because I'm so curious to know how many drinks other peoples' characters would have had to take!

Never have I ever... 

1. ... fucked a girl  2. ... gotten kicked by a horse 3. ... vomited after drinking  4. ... knitted  5. ... had hair longer than my nipple  6. ... gone more than a week without a bath (including streams, so long as there's soap) 7. ... been to the opera  8. ... pantsed myself on the battlefield  9. ... gotten challenged to a fight in the middle of a piss  10. ... been picked up and dangled by a Qunari  11. ... instigated a tavern brawl by slapping a man on the ass  12. ... pissed myself  13. ... fisted someone  14. ... sucked a cock  15. ... faked my identity  16. ... slept with a man  17. ... accepted coin for sex  18. ... stripped in public  19. ... bottomed for a bas 20. ... had sex drunk  21. ... worn a dress  22. ... slept with a mage  23. ... slept with a dwarf  24. ... had sex in a barn  25. ... watched two unknowing people go at it  26. ... taken it up the back entrance  27. ... used a sex toy  28. ... been eaten out  29. ... slept with an elf  30. ... been tied up during sex  31. ... fucked a shem 32. ... had my cock sucked 

[f1nns1deblog]

"Reminder I’m built like this"

(this pic is a cropped version of #4 from the 5/8/23 battlepass post)

[silly-anon]

Specific Hermitcraft rules cuz I'm bored:

1) Grian is to not have TnT unsupervised - X

2) Grian is required to go to therapy 3 times a week - X

3) Doc, leave the Ender Dragon in this time - X

4) No copious amounts of chickens or boats - X

5) STOP PUTTING POISON IN SOUP - X

6) Joel sleepwalks, stop pestering him about it - Etho Efo

7) No changing people's names on the rule board - X

8) I am going to stare until you go to bed, stop complaining - Keralis

9) Bdubs is only allowed to skip the night twice a week - X

10) No voids! - X

11) The moon is not big, stop joking about it - X

12) Baby shark is banned - X

13) Grian is banned from making music - X

14) Pearl is not allowed to flip animals that are not hers - Grian

15) Pearl is not allowed to disappear into space to get out of trouble - Grian

16) Do not wind up Pearl - Grian

17) Xisuma is not allowed to lock his office door - Keralis

18) Ren is not allowed to continue the Martren bit - Grian

19) Scar must accept that help is okay and that he's allowed to ask for it - Cub

20) STOP SUMMONING LIZZIE JOEL! HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING THAT?! - Gem

21) Skizz, please stop trying to fly without an elytra - Impulse

22) Tango needs to be seen outside of his projects at least twice a day - Zed

23) Joe is flammable, that is not an excuse to set him on fire - X

[jtl-fics]

Can I request math with ichrou and riko pls?

WIP Wednesday: 11-8-23 (Closed) | Math Nerd AU

"I see. So you have not received the business education we are supposed to receive." Ichirou says as if he does not already know that his uncle had selected an arts school for a reason.

"No, I have not." Riko admits.

"Languages?" He asks and there is a flinch that Ichirou only notices because he is watching.

"I know some Japanese." Riko says.

[camphalfblooddsblog]

"Welcome, to Camp Half Blood"

The Satyr says to you, as you enter the gateway into the camp. You're soon greeted by 20 counselors, of the 20 cabins. -"Oh, you're new... right? Just try to listen to Luna or someone else.." -Callum! Cabin 15 Counselor{Hypnos} -"Not another stupid camper.. I guess welcome. Don't try to get into my cabin unless invited, got it?"- Noctris! Cabin 12 Counselor{Dionysus} -"This is not a large Dr. Pepper with Milk duds.."- Luca! Cabin 6 Counselor{Athena} -"Welcome to the camp, kid! Here's to a fun time, hopefully."- Juno! Cabin 18 counselor{Hebe} -"No, you cannot sell the Athena Cabin weed.."- Luna! Cabin 13 Counselor and camp administrator{Hades} -"Nice to see another demi-god here! If you need directions, I'm no Hermes, but I can sure try!"- Hal! Cabin 17 Counselor{Nike} -"Don't just start a war with the Nike Cabin. Thank you."- Finnely! Cabin 5 Counselor{Ares} You're not sure about it yet, but you think you might like it here ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

We have a super cool and supportive discord server!! To join, please DM us if you'd like to join!!!! *Note from the writer(Hal): I made this. And y'all should totally join Nike cabin <3

[yoursincalendricalheresy]

Another quick preview of a fic that should be out in a couple of days. In You'll Ne'er Ride Alone I mention an incident from when they were kids in which Haleth brings home a wolf cub, I really liked this idea and have been having fun writing a silly little pre-canon fic about the cousins as kids.

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"Háma," Fréaláf carefully shifts over to make sure the wolf is hidden from view. If his little cousin finds out about this then all hope of a quiet ending to this idiotic scheme is lost. "What are you doing out here?"

The boy shrugs, shaggy blond hair falling into his eyes. He's half soaked and shivering, scrawny little thing that he is. Fréaláf softens, Helm's second son has taken to trailing after his elder brother even more as of late. He must have been aggrieved at their sudden departure. Perhaps he's only here to see them home safe again. Háma creeps forward and reaches up to stroke Swiftryne's neck. She tosses her head and huffs warm air into his face before attempting to eat his hair. Traitor.

"Olwyn sent me to see if I could get Héra to come down now that it's getting cold. It's warmer here than in the hall, though."

"Come down?" He follows Háma's glance up to the hayloft. Oh. Oh no.

[yourfriend-red]

While that is true, I woke up with a splitting headache and the driest mouth. On a cold marble floor with what seems like a stranger standing over me who claims to know me in a house I do not recognize. Do you not see the..inherent problem with that?

If I had taken a fall, why were medics not contacted? Why answer my question in such a vague and dodgy way?

Who are you? How do we know each other? Where am I?

-Magma

Whoa there, friend! Take a breath, it's quite alright. Just.. take a moment, alright? It will come back.

[jokeanddaggerdept]

[madebycoffee]

11 Days Of Deco Sims - Day 9

Wheelchair Sims & Schoolchildren!

Another instance of a few people requested these, so here you go!

All of the information and downloads are under the cut!

Wheelchair Sims:

All designed for the Modern Wheelchair Edit by plasma-tree, download here!

4 Sims and 4 Swatches each!

sfs l pat.

Schoolchildren:

6 Sims and 4 Swatches each!

Meant to be sat at desks, though some can be place just on chairs.

sfs l pat.

TOU: don’t be a greedy jackass and try to make money off the shit I make.

Enjoy! And come back tomorrow for more deco sims!!

[coconut530]

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[stromuprisahat]

Alina’s relationship with her powers, pt. 3

Chapter 7

Now I'm wondering how much worse is Alina's loss since she had two amplifiers making her connection to her powers stronger. She wasn't robbed only of what made her herself, but another two pieces that became a part of her just as much.

Chapter 8

Shouldn't that be THE purpose of training?

Since the powers themselves are literally a part of every Grisha, yet amplifier is optional?

Just saying...

Alina draws comfort from her powers during her volcra-slaughter breakdown.

Chapter 10

She uses her powers as an excuse not to cross the Fold too many times, but she also admits they're truly in excellent condition. Her description of them overflowing with love and affection.

Alina feels sun on her skin and immediately reaches to touch the scales. They're all one now.

Sun-her Light-the amplifiers-comfort

Chapter 11

... and yet a few chapters earlier you were so happy never to use them again.

*fumes silently*

Chapter 13

Alina's extempore performance upon arrival to Little Palace. or What happens when you overpower unstable insecure girl with frail grip on self-control

Chapter 19

Geez, Alina! Just get yourself a nice bracer, and look for other ways to develop your powers, than "honing the Cut".

I think even if there IS a draw between the amplifiers, this is purely mental issue. Alina hit a dead end in all her efforts, she has no one to turn to for help, so she focuses on that one thing, that would surely change everything. Getting more power became her universal solution, succumbing to pre-existing connection partly absolves her of blame for possible consequences. Sure, it's still "greed", but she's just a weak girl way in over her head, how is she to resist?

Chapter 20

Malyen's famous poster abuser boyfriend moment and Alina's words- simple and clear. She'd NEVER give up her powers. At least that's her "selfish" independent self talking.

Chapter 23

As long as you don't say it out loud, it's not real.

pt. 1, pt. 2

[bugmistake]

sometimes its so crazy to realize that there's actually a lot of things i like. that i thought i didn't like because i was a depressed teenager. i love being outside! i love swimming! i love talking to people! even strangers sometimes! i love getting dressed in fun outfits and doing makeup! i love reading and going to art museums! i just thought i was doomed forever to a life of complete and total apathy and void! and now look at me! still a little shaky but i'm doing it!!!!!