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Fanfic idea I have no hope of writing because my motivation is a runaway train:

The Hermits are leaving for the holidays and Xisuma thinks he forgot something. They convince him there's nothing any of them have forgotten.

Doc. They forgot Doc.

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Silly Grian + Jimmy drawing

Without snow:

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That's a very good idea but consider:

Gem is a deity of higher order than the Watchers.

Gem joined the Life Series to scare the Watchers because she got fed up of seeing her friends come home upset, traumatised and scared of each other.

The Watchers straight up fear Gem and prefer to pretend she doesn't exist until They have to. Of course They hate her, she made the Insanity calm down and helped him win.

But They can't do anything against her because she's above Them. That'd cost Them Their heads, They're not idiots.

Gem is in fact constantly messing around with stuff, turn the odds to her favour and slowly get rid of the Watchers, with Lizzie's help of course. It would be even more helpful if she knew what Lizzie was because she is most definitely not a fae no matter how much she looks like one, she's TOO powerful.

Look me in the eyes and explain to me why Gem confirmed her empires character was a inter dimensional goddess, Gem opened the end portal for the first time, and Gem's new power is literally watching people and yet I'm still the only one screaming "GEM'S A WATCHER" in this corner

Please join me in insanity I'm lonely

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Jimmy hates his building but it wasn't always like that.

It started with Empires, the jokes were fine, they were funny... They weren't, Jimmy hated them but he didn't say anything because his friends were having fun, that's all that mattered (right?).

It got worse in DL, because people were actively destroying his home, therefore they hate it. Jimmy completely ignored the fact that it was just Scar, because by that point it's already been cemented that his building isn't good.

Then the toy bit in Empires 2 and Joel building around it. Joel was changing it to be better, clearly, therefore Jimmy's building must be horrible. It didn't help that the toy bit was slowly destroying his self-esteem but again, he says nothing because everyone finds it funny, so he just plays along.

Then in the castle defence video, Jimmy stressed himself to the point of getting sick because everyone was going to see how terrible he is at building and leave him. So Lizzie has to step in and builds the castle for him. Then as everyone is going around, they're complimenting Lizzie's building and not noticing how Jimmy is shrinking in on himself.

So he stopped building massively, he avoids it when he can and no one noticed. So they must not care about him, right? So he starts to pull away but that just makes him desperate for attention.

Lizzie and Scar noticed it in WL, Lizzie especially because of how desperate he was to get her to join him. They don't get answers though, Jimmy brushes them off every time they ask if he's okay. They try to get Scott to talk to him, Tango, Grian, Joel, everyone. Nothing works because most of them don't see it.

No one has seen Jimmy since WL but most of them assume he's busy because he kept talking about a big project.

Jimmy's fine with guess the build because everything is about the same with 5 minutes and a prompt they likely don't understand. It's also a lot easier to hide his anxiety behind the hilarity of it all. But everyone is still laughing at him, not with him, no matter how much he pretends, it still hurts.

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Came across this and just had too

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Life series winners: Stained glass

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I also forgot to mention that Real Life was a poor attempt at re-establishing the Canary Curse and regaining control. It failed. It's why the Watchers don't mention Cleo. She's proof They couldn't keep control.

This has been bouncing around my head for a while so here

Joel never took anything seriously in Wild Life. There's so much debate over how he's going to be depicted and yet the obvious is skipped over.

The lore is that he broke free, the games don't hold him anymore, the Watchers don't hold him anymore. They can't puppet him, use him for entertainment because he's not responding to them.

The Watchers hold over him broke with the Canary Curse. So much of Their power broke with it. Because everyone, whether they realise it or not, tend to copy Jimmy. If Jimmy is sad, that means the whole atmosphere is gloomy, but Jimmy is happy now the Canary Curse is broken, and everyone is having fun, they are actually starting to enjoy the games. The Watchers are losing.

Martyn is having an easier time ignoring Them and Grian just stopped listening. Pearl is suspicious of 'BigB' and 'BigB' is fucking losing it. Jimmy is out of Their reach completely and Lizzie is terrorising Them.

The reason Joel won is because Wild Life broke the rules, it was fun not traumatizing.

I do use Saturn imagery for Joel though, because personally those rings are race tracks.

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This has been bouncing around my head for a while so here

Joel never took anything seriously in Wild Life. There's so much debate over how he's going to be depicted and yet the obvious is skipped over.

The lore is that he broke free, the games don't hold him anymore, the Watchers don't hold him anymore. They can't puppet him, use him for entertainment because he's not responding to them.

The Watchers hold over him broke with the Canary Curse. So much of Their power broke with it. Because everyone, whether they realise it or not, tend to copy Jimmy. If Jimmy is sad, that means the whole atmosphere is gloomy, but Jimmy is happy now the Canary Curse is broken, and everyone is having fun, they are actually starting to enjoy the games. The Watchers are losing.

Martyn is having an easier time ignoring Them and Grian just stopped listening. Pearl is suspicious of 'BigB' and 'BigB' is fucking losing it. Jimmy is out of Their reach completely and Lizzie is terrorising Them.

The reason Joel won is because Wild Life broke the rules, it was fun not traumatizing.

I do use Saturn imagery for Joel though, because personally those rings are race tracks.

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Life series winners WIP: all line art

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Life series winners WIP update: (main) line art complete!

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Since you all seemed to like Lizzie's lore, have BigB's :)

He's dead. He's been dead since Evo.

Grian, Martyn, Jimmy and Pearl just assumed the Watchers brought him back to make them suffer more. They didn't.

That isn't BigB. That's a Watcher in disguise. Always has been, always will be.

But Wild Life brought about some suspicion, specifically from Pearl.

The Watchers got pretty careless with keeping up the act of BigB. They stopped caring during Wild Life and that's how creaking BigB happened.

But it caught Pearl's attention. Because she knows BigB can't by possessed by anything. And she's tried. Nothing worked. So now she's suspicious.

And once she's suspicious, everything starts making sense. That isn't BigB. She talked to Death, courtesy of Zed and Keralis (not something she was going to question).

BigB is still a ghost in Death's realm. And he's exactly as she remembers.

So she cornered the fake. The fake plays it off and gets out of their quickly.

After Wild Life, the fake starts arguing with the higher ups, because They told Them to stop being so careful and involve the creaking. But now the Moon is onto him. And it won't be long before the Sun, the Listener and the Canary are too.

They're in deep shit because they got careless and they know it.

Oh and Lizzie knew something was wrong immediately but it wasn't until she came across Pearl questioning the fake did she clue on lol. Now she has a vendetta.

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One thing I always think about is Lizzie's Secret Life death

Like, it's so abrupt. Sure, it seemed inevitable when she backed herself onto the ledge but the ENDERMAN! I couldn't spot where or when she looks at it. So, here's what I propose.

That enderman was already mad at Lizzie when she brought Scott to the End. Why? Because she planned her death. She broke the Canary Curse on purpose.

After Last Life, Jimmy told Lizzie about the curse and how much it hurt. Lizzie made a decision there and then. She would break it.

Before leading Scott to the End, she set up that enderman. She angered it and trapped it in a mechanism that would release it once she was on the edge.

The Watchers despise Lizzie for this. The only time They took notice of her before was when she made the bet that Joel would be the first red during Last Life. They involved her because of Kingdom Craft, They wanted to get Their hands on her. They realised They couldn't force Lizzie to be insane during Last Life so They forgot about her. But she freed the Canary, she broke one of Their curses.

The assassination attempts during Wild Life weren't just everyone trying to get Lizzie off dark green, it was the Watchers trying to make a new Canary. But they underestimated Lizzie. Now They really want her either dead or under their control.

Lizzie keeps evading Them. She isn't playing Their game, They are playing her's. Lizzie is no fool, she builds an image of herself and drops it when it's convenient.

The other thing They despise about her is the fact that she's keeping Them from making Joel follow the lore. This means They can't get to Joel.

Because Joel wasn't meant to win. They wanted Ren to win, They wanted to show Martyn what happens when he ignores Them. Making him win Limited Life wasn't enough, so They went after Ren.

Lizzie has an obligation to protect Ren after Last Life, so she did the one thing she could.

Be a shadow leading people to their death.

Lizzie breaks the rules, she puts a dent in the Watchers' plans. And she gets away with it. Because she doesn't mess around like everyone thinks. She knows what she has to do.

She took Jimmy out with her. She knew Grian had trapped the bunker but she didn't care because she could get Jimmy out of there with it. She's doing what Grian can't because the Watchers can't touch her. She bows to no entity.

And it's not the first instance of it either. Throughout Empires SMP 1, she wasn't concerned by Xornoth, she barely acknowledged him. And he left her alone because he knew better. She was constantly after the crown when it was introduced and hesitant to follow the others laws at best.

The same thing happened in Empires SMP 2, she made people bend to her whims and she didn't get involved with the crossover. She had her own agenda and wasn't going to be put off.

But she took notice of Tag. Because it showed her how Grian functioned as a runaway. She observed him and deduced what she could use against the Watchers.

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Life Series winners WIP

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Red Bamboozlers for good luck!