#7 foot

[all-that-glitters-is-goldfish]

what’s that song about bananas 

[owensthoughts]

This is simply one of the best songs out there. There are no ifs, ands, or buts about it. The lyricism is insane, the track is phenomenal, Lil Wayne just gets it.

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

"How come there's no multi-war chess?"

Tim looked up at the entity that had been haunting him for the past few weeks now, "What does that even mean?"

"You know how chess is basically a game about two kingdoms going to war with eachother?" The being asked, his white gloves gesturing about lazily, "well wouldn't it make sense for chess competitions to make the players go into the next round with only the pieces that "survived" the last war? It would be more interesting."

Danny smirked as he watched Mr. Drakes mind whirring at all the new strategies and potential. Comforted in the knowledge that Mr. Drake wasn't going to get much paperwork done tonight, let alone have time to work on his project for the competition, Danny let himself vanish from the other boys office.

All he needed to do was keep distracting Tim from the competition and that prize was all Tuckers.

He just prayed Sam didn't find out he was doing this or that he was getting chased around by bats every other night or else she'd kill him the rest of the way

[werecreature-addicted]

I know there was a previous post about monster-fuckers being akin to chasers if monsters were real, but what if humans were fetishised by monsters?

IF A MONSTER WANTED TO FETISHISE ME I'D LET THEM.

Big bad monsters wrapping their clawed hands around your waist and teasing you for being so cute and tiny. You basically fit in the palm of their hand they could do whatever they wanted with you and you could do nothing about it.

Monsters commenting on all your Instagram posts about how sexy you look and how hot you are. even if it's just a post showing off your lunch all the comments are "I see you're eating right so you can be nice and healthy when you're pregnant with my brood." Freaks. all of them.

Monsters with those tank tops that have two arrows one pointing to their cock, one to their mouths that say "two-seater, humans ride for free."

Imagine two monsters hitting on the same human at the bar, fighting over who gets to take them home. Only to decide to share, and take them at the same time.

[ruubesz-draws]

It's really not his hand.

Mothra shouldn't have left them alone together...

From this:

[gertritude-art]

since good omens season 2 is airing, i thought i would share this horrendous sketch of what i imagined aziraphale and crowley looked like when i read the book back in high school

[tricoufamily]

just some ivy league kids trying to figure out necromancy

[crabsnpersimmons]

have been feeling under the weather lately, so i daydreamed a silly nurse moon to take care of me

also couldn't decide which i liked better so i leave the choice to you, brave patient. which nurse will you choose?

[m1nsur0]

[JTTW OC: 智平] They never announced they were officially together during the journey, they just started to exclusively wear coordinated outfits and expected everyone else to get the hint.

(click for quality) (click this for wukong solo post!)

[intotheelliwoods]

some memes for you all today

[villetela]

When i said TII Eclipse is massive large, this is what i mean.

(+ plus moon/sun height too)

Don't feel like drawing the glamrocks to see what their height is but their also like 14 foot or 13 something tall, almost tall like sun/moon LOLOL

Bonus:

Suffer with taller dcas 😈😈😈

[blueskittlesart]

the first king and queen of hyrule

[dysfunctional-doodle]

Short Donatello problems

(No, I do not know how height works so this is very much not to scale)

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Yes, this is rough because I got busy and then forgot about it lol

[bacchuschucklefuck]

and! barbarian!fig! its her

[thetoeprincesss]

rb if u suck toes

i’m tryna see something