#6 geese a laying

[floridaboiler]

[zaraillustrates]

Backyard farming popularity pushed up the price of six geese a-laying in this years’s PNC Christmas Price Index.

© Zara Picken 2022 www.zarapicken.com

[yeollie-plz]

Geese A Laying

Day 6 of Pedromas! | Masterlist

Din Djarin x F! Reader

Synopsis: Din loves being inside of you. That's it, that's the tweet.

Genre: smut

Warnings: cockwarming, p in v sex, a bit of somnophilia (consented), unprotected sex

Gif credits to owners!

You woke up slowly, blinking as your eyes adjusted to your surroundings. The quarters that you and Din shared were a bit of a mess at the moment, your clothes and his armor strewn around after the events of last night.

You let out a yawn as you try to stretch your limbs. The stretch falls short as you are currently trapped by Din’s arm holding your waist, his leg draped over your own. But really what is keeping you where you are is the feeling between your thighs, more like Din’s cock still inside of you.

Instead of another yawn, you let out a moan at the feeling. Waking up with his cock inside of you was such a delicious feeling.

You smirk as an idea pops into your head. Slowly you start to move your hips back into his, pushing his dick further into you. Then you move them forward, his soft member slowly coming to life inside of you as you fuck onto it. You repeat your motions for a little before he starts to stir.

But now you are lost in your lust and can’t stop. So when he growls awake, grabbing your hips, you don’t care and continue to move them. He wraps his arms further around you, forcing you to still your movements.

“What do you think you’re doing, cyar’ika?”

“You just felt so good inside of me, I couldn’t help myself.” You throw him some puppy dog eyes as you glance back at him. The angle a bit awkward seeing as he was basically holding you hostage, not that you were complaining.

His grip loosens a bit at your confession, “Well then, by all means, continue. Get yourself off on me, mesh’la.”

And so you do, you return to your previous pace. Your body thankful for the continued pleasure, after stopping so abruptly earlier.

Your hips begin to move quicker now, trying to chase that release. His hand wanders up your front and grips your breast firmly. He teases the nipple with his fingers, causing you to moan.

Suddenly, he lets out a grunt, you know he is close too. He returns his hand to your hip, guiding you onto him. Trying to help both of you reach your peaks.

Your body is so pliable since having just woke up, that your orgasm is fast approaching. Your walls clench onto him, he grips your hips pulling you back harshly.

This just causes more arousal to course through you, bringing you even closer to your peak. He grunts again and you feel his hips stutter forward a bit. His seed filling you up as he cums into you.

The feeling sends you over your edge, as you clench onto him, milking him. He kisses your neck, before biting lightly, and kissing the spot again.

“Ni kar'tayl gar darasuum.” He mutters into your neck.

“I love you too.” You whisper back.

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@britlord @kittenlittle24 @godlypresley @amyispxnk

[haveyouusedthispokemon]

Safari Poll Stats

Going over the most and least used Pokemon from the April 1st polls!

The Least Used Pokemon

The pokemon who had the largest percentage of No, I haven’t used them

Djinn Entonic with 76.4%

The Most Used Single-Stage Pokemon

The pokemon who had the largest percentage of Yes, I have used them

Egg with 90.3%

The Most Used Evolution Line

The pokemon who had the largest percentage of Yes, I’ve used all evolutions

The Kasane Teto line with 51.7%

The Most Used Partial Evolution Line

The pokemon who had the largest percentage of Yes, I’ve used at least one evolution

The Jibanyan line with 34.3%

The Most Used Overall

The pokemon who had the largest percentage of combined Yes answers

Egg with a combined total of 90.3%

Honorable Mentions

The poll with the most votes was Mega Klinklang with 583 votes, while the least votes was 12 Drummers Drumming, 11 Pipers Piping, 10 Lords-a-Leaping, 9 Ladies Dancing, 8 Maids-a-Milking, 7 Swans-a-Swimming, 6 Geese-a-Laying, 5 Golden Rings, 4 Calling Birds, 3 French Hens, 2 Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree with 180 votes.

The most used starter pokemon was Edelgard, while the least used was Claude.

The most used Legendary was Deodorant, while the least used was Gimmighoul.

The Pokemon closest to a tie between used and unused was Dimitri with a combined yes percentage of 50.1% and a no percentage of 49.9%.

Out of 39 polls, 18 have higher 'not used' percentages than combined yes percentages.

[letsmakethenaughtylistt]

Thoughts on 3sum or g4ngbangs?

what’s next? 5 guys? 6 geese a laying?

but for real no thanks. i don’t share well.

[nachosforfree]

If my true love sent to me 12 drummers drumming 11 pipers piping 10 lords a leaping 9 ladies dancing 8 maids a milking 7 swans a swimming 6 geese a laying 5 golden rings 4 calling birds 3 French hens 2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree, they would no longer be my true love

[heresylog]

12 Days of Christmas Symbolism Explained

1 Partridge in a Pear Tree = Jesus on the Cross

2 Turtle Doves = The Old and New Testaments

3 French Hens = Faith, Hope and Charity, the Theological Virtues

4 Calling Birds = the Four Gospels and/or the Four Evangelists

5 Golden Rings = The first Five Books of the Old Testament, the "Pentateuch", which gives the history of man's fall from grace.

6 Geese A-laying = the six days of creation

7 Swans A-swimming = the seven gifts of the Holy Spirit, the seven sacraments

8 Maids A-milking = the eight beatitudes

9 Ladies Dancing = the nine Fruits of the Holy Spirit

10 Lords A-leaping = the ten commandments

11 Pipers Piping = the eleven faithful apostles

12 Drummers Drumming = the twelve points of doctrine in the Apostle's Creed

[between-the-matches-verse]

Deadceptmageddon Incorrect Quotes #7

Stryker: Why do you look like that?

Kira, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Stryker: Like you’re dead.

Kira: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Kabal: Kira accidentally called Kobra “babe” in front of everyone today.

Kira: *sobs into the floor*

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Sindel: I have a question.

Jade: Shoot.

Sindel: Is the S or C in scent silent?

Kitana: Fuck you, I’m going to be thinking about this all day.

Jade: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent.

Sindel: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.

Kitana: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.

Mileena: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.

Kitana: Mileena is not allowed to talk anymore.

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Jarek: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?

Kai: Not by the law!

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Reptile: Which country has the most birds?

Reptile: Portu-geese!

Rain: That's a language.

Reptile: Portu-gull?

Rain: Good recovery.

Mileena: I think you mean good re-dovery.

Sektor: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?

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Kung Lao: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Liu Kang: Cannibalism.

Kung Lao: *confused chewing noises*

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Frost: What’s it like being tall?

Frost: Is it nice?

Frost: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Kenshi: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Ermac: It was one time!

[floridaboiler]

[magicaloctopus333]

12 days of sam and max- 6 geese a laying

[dk-thrive]

6 geese-a-laying, 4 swans-a-flying. Had I not been standing there, I would have bet background was A.I. generated - no A.I. this morning. Nature's Magic. Sept 3, 2023. 6:49 a.m. 66° F. Cove Island Park, Stamford, CT.

[masked-alien-lesbian]

12 Days of Choices

On the 12th day of choices, pixelberry gave to me:

12 drummers drumming

11 pipers piping

10 lords a-leaping

9 ladies dancing

8 maids a-milking

7 swans a-swimming

6 geese a-laying

5 golden rings!!

4 calling birds

3 French hens

2 turtledoves

And a partridge in a pear treee!

[haveyouusedthispokemon]

Sent in by anonymous request

[pleistocene-pride]

Branta Canadensis better known as the Canada goose, the burnt black goose, or the Canadian goose is a species of geese in the waterfowl family Anatidae is native to the arctic and temperate regions of North America, and has been introduced to France, England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland, Finland, Sweden, Denmark, New Zealand, Japan, Chile, Argentina, and the Falkland Islands. The Canadian goose is typically social species which lives in large flock which during migration may exceed 1,000 birds in number. They live in and around water sources such as lagoons, brackish marshes, estuaries, rivers, lakes, swamps, and ponds. Here they feed upon grasses, shrubs, fruit, flowers, seeds, beans, grains, and various aquatic plants such as sea weed. Canadian Geese are preyed upon by coyotes, wolves, bears, feral dogs, alligators, snapping turtles, wolverines, large owls, eagles, goshawks, peregrine falcons, and gryfalcons. Reaching around 30 to 43inches (75 to 110cms) in length, 5 to 24lbs (2.4 to 10.9kgs) in weight, with a 50 to 88 inch (127 to 225cms) long wingspan, the Canadian goose is the largest of the true geese. Canadian geese sport a long neck, webbed hind feet, and a broad body. In terms of coloration they typically sport a black head and neck, white cheeks, white under its chin, and a brown body, however some sport a pepper-spotted or brown neck with brown plumage. These birds often form long lasting monogamous pairs, only finding another partner if there current one passes away. Breeding typically occurs in spring and summer during which time the pair will build a nest out of earth, plant material, and feathers an elevated area near water. Here a female will lay 2 to 9 eggs, which are then incubated until hatching some 24–32 days later. As soon as the goslings hatch, they are immediately capable of walking, swimming, and finding their own food, yet remain by there parents side until they are nearly a year of age. Sometimes groups of Canadian geese will collaboratively raise there young in a crèche. The young learn to fly at around 6 to 9 weeks of age, reach sexual maturity at around 2 years, and may live up to 40 years.

[mortuarywriting]

*slides you a snack of your choosing* tell me more about turkeys. i’m deeply curious

- @pfhwrittes

Snackies are always appreciated!! And hell, have some fun Morg lore

Look, I'm from a Very Rural Area, like I'd say I'm just a jerk from a small town but the house I consider the one I grew up in? The "town" didn't constitute as a town because we didn't have our own post office. There were more cows than people in the two towns we were squeezed between and we weren't a cattle farming dominant area!!! Our agg priorities were different!! Cows just helped with the fields!

All this to say: we had family friends who had a farm that we would visit somewhat regularly because their kids were my parents godkids and they've been family friends for A Hot Minute. Good people but it was a farm so yanno there's only so much to do.

They always had a fun spread of chickens because they wanted some neat breeds (I know they had the polish fancy ones, but I dont remember the breed they had that laid eggs that were just slithtly pastel kinda easter colors. They were neat), a handful of ducks, and turkeys. Maybe a goose or two? They had a bit of everything tbh. Dunno what it is about turkeys that I've gotten so fond of em but they're so fuckin silly!!

Really they try to be big and impressive but I meant what I said when they just deflate and go back to vibing if you pet down their back. While they don't lay quite as often as chickens turkey eggs? Much larger in comparison!

You can get 2-3 eggs worth for a single turkey egg. Ducks and geese also have eggs that are larger than chicken eggs. It's neat stuff and they're pretty good!

We had a lot of chicken raising in the area I'm from and that's where the 4H kids would take field trips to, and after they'd interacted with the chicks the chicks couldn't be reintroduced to the rest of the flock because they've been introduced to outside germs and sickness and if they got sick could infect the lot. It's easier to count the chicks as losses because the American poultry system is. Not pretty. And casualties among the flock happen. I would not recommend looking this up.

ANYWAY there were always kids who were like "no ill take the chicks home with me!" And then there were chicks running around the highschool because it was a school trip during school hours. High schoolers are known to be so responsible, so naturally a giant shock when people weren't paying attention and lost em. Chicks would just kinda wander until someone else scoops em up and finds who they belonged to.

From a teacher who wound up with one of these chicks they uh. Don't ever really develop properly in the sense of acclimating properly to becoming a free range chicken after the conditions they were raised in initially. Commercial chicken raising is, again, a nightmare in the states and from what little I've mentioned to my friends in the UK it wouldn't be acceptable practice there. So that's nice.

Anyway the chicken wire comment is exactly what it says on the tin: chicken chicks are like the perfect size to be an owl's lynch if they can get into the area you're keeping the babies in. Nature and circle of life and all that, but chicken wire for the most part will keep em away from the babs. Turkey chicks are a bit bigger but I still wouldn't put it past a hungry owl tbh. I also personally call turkey chicks turklets. They're very cute to me and I always love seeing wild turkey moms with like 6-7 of em.

So yeah. Turkeys are neat and funny and I absolutely derailed this to talk about chickens whoops. Fun turkey story we have from some family friend or another- he was at a bar, was supposed to be home by 10, rocked up at home after midnight, couldn't get in, it was below freezing, so he just. Went in with the turkeys, grabbed and held one, and just slept in with them. If you're their people they're fine with you in with them, I think it's neat.

Have a wild turkey fact people don't think about: these bitches do fly. That is a thing they do. They also sleep in trees! Somewhere on my phone I have a picture of a turkey hanging out at the top of a tree to stay out of the rain. I wouldn't wanna get out of bed for a dreary day either.