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cradle-of-darkness · 1 month

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live laugh lori

#♦️charlie's art #epithet erased #lorelai blyndeff #should i tag sylvie??? I'll tag sylvie #sylvie ashling #sylvester ashling #sorry I'll get to talking about That Thing im doing any minute now 🙄 my lazy ass just has a few more things to wrap up #have i mentioned lori is my second favorite ee character. shes my second favorite ee character. i love her #isnt it wild how if sylvie had stayed at the toy store for like 5 more minutes he could've met lori and gotten roped into pop's shenanigans #i hope they meet in hpc. whenever that happens. it'd be so fucking funny

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kiynania · 6 months

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Shadow:Truth or dare?

Tails: Truth.

Shadow: How many hours have you slept this week?

Tails:

Tails: Dare.

Shadow: Go to sleep.

Tails: I don't like this game.

#sonic au #shadow the hedgehog #miles tails prower #so what if tails met shadow instead #i should start writing but im too lazy to rn #maybe in like a week or so #ngl they would be a good duo #if shadow stops bodyslamming tails into the wall for 5 minutes

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demimonde-semigoddess · 2 years

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[ID: Two pictures of Dark Sun Gwyndolin, from Dark Souls. On the left, Gwyndolin is tucked into bed alone with his head resting on a pillow. The right is the same, but each of gwyndolin's legs, which are snakes, has their own pillow and is tucked in as well. Additionally, the image is captioned "If Gwyndolin went to bed, would it look like this, or like this?"]

#dark souls #shitpost #oc #my art #gwyndolin #dark sun gwyndolin #pretty sure this has been done before but im too lazy to check #banged this out in like 5 minutes don't judge me

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svnflowermoon · 4 months

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why can i literally not function at school like i swear i'm trying i just can't focus????

#luc posts #like i take notes but then i get bored and the doodle on the side of my page thst was meant to take 5 seconds took 10 minutes :(#and then im lost and bc im lost i get all fidgety and i keep doodling and then jts just a cycle #if i work for 20 minutes i feel like ive ran a marathon and i have to take a 40 minutes drawing/staring into the distance break #and im gonna fail maths but theres literally nothing i can do no matter what i do I can't focus for over 20 minutes at a time #and then its the end of class and i feel guilty bc oh i didnt do any work :( like i feel bad and i want to fix it but idk whats wrong so ho #can i fix it if i dont know whats wrong with meeeee #ugh #it literally makes me want to cry am i just lazy is that what it is am i literally useless why cant i work #like i was so ahead kf the average grades and i never learnt to study and now ugh i dont know how to function so i just dont #and it doesn't help that my friends are all geniuses #like they complain about their one mark away from full marks and im just like OH MY GOD if i could just focus then i coukd do so well #likr ok i guess i wont mention tjst i failed that test bc yall sre complaining about getting one mark off fukl makrs #likr fuckkkk okay i have so mucb potential why di i waste jt :(((((#i hate school so mucb #i genuinely consider dropping out sometimes like I CANT DO THIS hiw do these peiole di ut how hiw how someone tell me how to function #like these peiole getting top marks withiut eben truijgn and i tyr and i cant fishcis so i fail snd then ufh i want to die #bc its so embarassing i eas like top 10% of the class a few years ago and now i just cant function like how do these peiple do itso #someone explain ot me how oieolem focus and dony get distracted and ginish things kike ugh

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natsmagi · 1 year

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a special day is approaching guys

#i need summer to DIE its so HOT i feel so GROGGY its making me LAZY and UNMOTIVATED #i have sm things i wanna draw and yet. ill draw 5 paint strokes and require a 30 minute break #anyway what im saying is if i dont finish this in time youre legally allowed to kill me #nat rambles

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notedchampagne · 1 year

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Favourite COLOUR and/or ANIMAL !?

i LOVE primary colors my favorite color atm might be red but it changes often. i truly only like those three when next to each other. my favorite animal is

#i love dogs so much man i feel like you could glean this from maybe 5 minutes on my page #im reading a book on all the breeds rn im doing my best to train my loser lazy dog ill use dog metaphors when i can #its my gender in a funny way #talking back

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theunluckyvandalist · 10 months

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so in mlp g5, depending on the pony races, random animals can gain the traits of that species for example cloudpuff is a flying dog

which means

uni cornelius in mlp g5 is normal to want and possible to achieve

#sparklecare #sparklecare hospital #uni cornilius #uni cornelius #sparklecare uni #this took me 5 minutes im too lazy rn

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ordinarymaine · 2 months

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forgot to add a sideblogs page to my carrd

#it'll take like 5 minutes because i only have like. 4-5 semi active ones out of all like. 20 of them #but im so lazy. forever

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redadhdventures · 11 months

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My secret to getting teenagers and muscle men to do things for whatever reason is telling them I don't think they can. Teenage coworker won't drink a small amount of pedialyte to help his hangover? "I bet you can't shoot that in one go." Immediately, he proves me wrong. Immediately, he realizes my trickery, but it's too late. The pedialyte has been consumed. I don't want to lift a heavy box and my 27-year-old coworker is nearby? "Yo. Brayden. I bet you can't pick that box up and put it on the shelf." Immediately, Brayden proves he can indeed lift the box, even though as soon as he does, he realizes I could have lifted it as well. That's not important. The box is now put away, and I did not have to do it. Use this knowledge as you will.

#i am old Gandalf #and therefore im sometimes lazy #also works great in a summer camp setting #“i bet you cant clean this cabin in 5 minutes”#“YOU WANNA BET MISS KATIE?”#chaos #life #katie does things

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qqqqqqqqqqq0 · 3 months

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i've been having some trouble falling asleep lately

#art #i'll be yapping in the tags #its not that im depressed or anything. it is the opposite actually #ive been using this medicine for quite some time. and it made all my negative emotions disappear #“oh wow huh but isnt it great you don't feel bad anymore”. this is the same thing my psychiatrist told me when we were discussing this topic #in hindsight it was kinda silly of her to say. i can't believe i pay a ridiculous amount of money per session just to hear shit like that #but she's cute and im a pathetic homosexual who'll seethe at the sight of other specialists like a beaten dog so I will let it slide i guess #we see each other twice a year anyway and all i need from her is the prescription for happy pills. anyway the happypillen #i would fight god if it means i can use stertraline for the rest of my life. thanks to it i can and i do live #but I don't really feel like myself anymore. do you get what i mean #the things that have been giving me anxiety attacks or flashbacks not so long ago? i feel almost nothing about it at this momet #it still haunts me to this day but the intensity of my feelings and emotions does not reach even 1/5 of what it was before #i do not want to disclose more specific topics so i will use a simple example. i used to be afraid of dogs #the fear was so severe that the mere sight of the tiniest little barfing creature was enough for me to freeze #now i can pass one without any problem. the fear i feel today is nothing more than a shadow of bygone times (something i do out of habit)#but i guess this example is not objective enough since my close irl friend has a dog that i became fond of #im still pretty sure this dog of her is capable of biting my ass off if necessary but im not afraid of it #because fear is not an option in this brain of mine at this moment #i don't feel any anxiety sadness or anger anymore. even if something close to it begins to rise in me it shuns down within a few minutes #i can't even cry. i am craving emotions that i was so eagerly trying to dispose of back then #i feel the most mentally stable I have ever been and at the same time i feel pretty much dead.#perhaps i just got used to the fact that sorrow accompanied me for a very long time and i should learn to live without it #perhaps sorrow is just as important as happiness and its absence is a mere side effect of the happy pills #and i have to put up with it in order to have a functional brain #perhaps we people are never happy with what we have in our hands. also i hate drawing #one's can tell since the picture i attached is raw as fuck #but even despite my praised mental stability if i were to stay alone with it even for a minute longer i would go insane #next time i will draw something lighter and cuter. like my favorite kpop boy or fortnite. maybe in the next century #thanks for coming to my tedtalk. bye #i made a typo in the word “sertraline” but im too lazy to fix it i would fight god for you but i will not do this im sorry zoloft

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kiynania · 1 year

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At first, I thought the reason Zane didn't mention Pixal after he woke up in that pod thingy was bc he didn't remember her

#and then that scene just HAD to ruin my theory :(#i overanalize things too much #dont come for me #ninjago zane #ninjago pixal #pixane #I WANT ANGST PPL #im too lazy to go over it #i just want a proper amnesia zane arc #s4 lasted like 5 minutes #not even #and dont even get me STARTED on s11

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darabeatha · 8 months

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can that lil person with a blonde bob dance for our entertainment. I got buckled shoes for them

❝ Ehhhh ? Really ? That saves a lot of trouble ! you see, these shoes are all for the show but they aren't all that practical, even servants can get blisters ! .. Sometimes, not all that shines is gold, but us faeries enjoy that sort of extravagance even if it makes our feet bleed. I've seen it, some have been so into fashion they have cut their toes to make their new shoes fit in ! Back in the land where I was a king, I would often do big performances and dance until the sun settled!

or well, until tea time hit the clock..

―But enough of that! with new gear, I'm now....

.... pumped up !!! ❞

STARTS AGGRESSIVELY TAPDANCING!!!

#sosordid #;o.beron #/SPOTPTOPTPOOP IM CRYIING- HOW U DESCRIBED HIM #DO U??? DO U THINK HE'S A JESTER?!?!#/i dunno if u've ever seen a pic of his full design but he canonically DOES wear buckled shoes #all u need to know about him is that he is a silly fairy <3<3<3 (shoves to the side the atrocities)#i now want him to dance with ur muses l.obotomy- no; in fact- they ARE dancing now #his lazy ahh could never dance for an entire day; he dances for 5 minutes and he's panting and collapsing against the trunk of a tree #like a drunkard; :wiping sweat off forehead: oof- holy moly that was intense fioo-

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mosspapi · 6 months

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Honestly I genuinely feel like my life would be so much easier if I had a wheelchair. But I technically don't Need one and the people in charge of my money and healthcare and shit (against my will but. Yknow) would never agree to get me one so like. It is what it is ig

#idk man I'm just. like rn for example. I want smth from the circleK and then to go sit outside.#and im not tired enough to need to lay in bed atm but I absolutely cannot walk for the 3-5 minutes it would take to do that.#if I didn't need to stand and walk to do that I would still b able to do things. but I can't.#and it's hard not to just call myself a lazy and entitled ass for not wanting to walk for 3 mins bcuz Technically I can. but it's so #detrimental for me to do that and causes massive issues and makes everything harder yknow? but I Can so I Should.#idk this is prolly incoherent I'm having A Time #armchair speaks #actually disabled #physically disabled

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sar3nka · 1 year

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Licherally don't wanna present my finals work at all I MADE IT. Why do you want me to talk about it. YOU CAN SEE IT.

#well its actually good for me #bc im super good at talking #a lot of the time i get a grade as good as someone who studies all day just bc they get stressed and cant make sentences #even though all i do is gaming and 5 minutes of study at most lmfao #but still i dont wanna talk about it i screwed up a bit bc my prof was lazy and all she did was drink coffee and smoke ecigs #and she fucking gave me a green light and after all was printed she went. why dont you have this element of the project.#maybe. dont greenlight it if im missing something. shit for brains... its your fault... it wasnt mentioned in the guide she gave us #she did this all the time btw. hope she gets middle age crisis becomes a hippie and never teaches anyone ever again

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aceloha · 2 years

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WEREVGOING TO EATVTHE AMONGUS BURGER

#AGAAAAGGHA I CSNT DO IT GIRL #I AM SO TIRED I STAY UP TOLL LIKE 2 WVEEY FUCKING BIGHTH FOING HOMEWORK #I HAVE SO MCUH TO DO DTOLL #BEVAUSEBI HAD TO READ 100 PAGES AND ANNOAYATEBAND ANNAKAYS AND THEN I HAD TIBELABE SHOOL EARLY FOR THERAPY AND GOV #ASSIGNEMR A BUFE HW FOR RTONGIGHT AND I HAVE TO ORAPRE A SPEECH TOR TOMMROW AND I HAVE TO KAKE #5 SKETXH BOOK ENETIRES A PAINTING SND NOW ABUNCH OF DRICKERS BTBMONEDU #I AM LITTERALKY AT MY LAST FUCKING STRAW #I CANT DUCKING EAT BEVAUSE IM WORKING SO MICH AND IN SO STREESSED MY FUCKING SIZE SMALL PAKTS NOW FUCKIGN FALL OFF WTF #AND PEOOLE STILL HAVE THE BALLS TO MAKE FUN OF ME FOR EATING ONE OREO LIKE IK SORRY IMM SOREY OH NO SUGAR SOBSCARRY I WEIGH 80 FUCKING POUND #U SHIT FOR BRAINS AAAAAAGG AND MY ELTEAXHERS ACT LIKE IM SOOOO FUCKING LAZY BEVAUSE IM TARDJE ONCE HAHAHSHSHSHS ONE TIME AND THEY ACT LIKE #I ASKED FOR 5000 DOLLARS AND TO KILL THEIR FUCKING GRANDPABAND FIVKING I ASK FOR AN EXTENTION OOOONCE IN ENLGLISH AJD I HAVE A 504 IBOAY FOR #THAT BUT NO HE JUST GRILACES AND SAYS JUST THIS ONCE ONE WHOLE DAY AFTER CONGRADUALTING ME FOR BEINGG THE MOST PROFUCTIVE STUDENT IN HIS CL #CLASS THIS YEAR AND THE FUCKING GOV TEACHER IM ONE OF 5 WITHOUT KISSING WORK 5 I FUCKING AND THEN SHE GETS MAD BECAUSE I WAS LATE DUE TO A #FUCKING PRACTOCE AP TEST AJSJSJSJDLFKTJ AND MY FUCKING CERAMICS TEACHER OOOH MY GOD #HAVE U EVER WOKEN UP AND DECODED TO CRUSH A KIDS DREAM? WELL HE DID!! I STAYED UP TIL 5 AM DOING WHAT I THOUGHT WAS THE ASSIGNMENT BECAUSE #HE DOESNT PIST JEW ASSIGNMENTS ITS THE SAME VLASSROOM FROM 2018 SO I YHOUGHTS THATS WHAT I HAD TO DO SO HE TOLD ME TO JUST QUIT ART BECAUSE #‘I DIDNT HAVE WHAT IT TOOK’ BECAUSE I FIDD THE WROG GFIFIKVING SSOSHNEMTN SHDHDJDKFKFKFJFKKFKF AHAHAHHA HAHS #AND I PASSERD OUT EARLY LAST NJGHT SND DIDNT GET TO PACK MY BAD SO I WAS A FEW MINUTES LATE SO MY MOM YELLED ST ME THE ENTIRE DRIVE TO SCHOO #CUZ IT WAS SOOOOO ITESPEOKSIBLE OF ME AND I SHOULD HAVE KNOE TO PACK UP WHEN I WAS TIRED BUT HERES THE THING!!! I ALWAYSBSTART PACKING EHEN #IM TIRED! I WAS JUST EXAUHAAYED FROM GETTING 3 HOURS OF SLEEP EACH NIGHT AND FEEL ASLEEP SITTING UP DOING MY HW ONE TIME!! AND THAT WAS SOOO #LAZY OF ME HDJFKFKTKTKK I BOUGHT A WEIGHTED BLANKET RECENTLY BUT SHE WONT LET ME HAVE IT UNTIL MY ROOMS CLEAN AS IF I WVEN HAVE FREE TIME #TO DO STUFF I LIKE IN THE FIRST PLACE FHFJFJFJ AND NOW I CANT PARTICIPATE IN SPLATFEST BECAUSE SHE THINKS THAT THE HOUR I SPEND WORKING ARE #SPENT ON MY PHONE SO SHES DRAGGING ME TO THE MOUNTSINS EVEN THO I TOLD HER I CANT EVEN SKI FOR A FUCKING DAY DU TO HOMEWORK #AND FUCK FJFJFJF EVEYRONES JUST SO PISSY ST ME FOR TRHIJG MY FIVKING HADRESY EVEN MY FROEND GOT FUCKING MAD BECAUSEY WORK LOAD MADE IT SEEM #LIKE I WAS BORED LISTENING TO THEM TALK FOR 12 FUCKING HOURS STRAIGHT EVERY SINGLE DAY EVEN THO THE SECOND I TRY TO SHARE NAYTJING THEY GO #OFFLINE OR JUST GLAZE OVER IT OR NOT EVEN READ EVEN THO ITS LIKE 30 MINUTES OF ME TALKING EHEN THEY SPEND EVERY SINGLE DAY TALKING #AND THEY GOT SO MAD I TOOK AWHILE TO RESPOND BEVAUSE I HAD 70 PAGES TO READ AND ANNOATTE 3 PAGES OF ANALYIS TO WRITE AND 5 ARTICLES TO READ #WEITE HALF PAGES EACH ON ALL DUE IN INE DAY #i cant do this man i’m actually like this is it HSJDJ eveeyones so disappointed and mad at me for taking school seriously but having my #struggles i think i’ll just jump off a bridge the next time some one drags me down. ANYWAY XOXO LOVE U TUMBLR 💖💖💖💖

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sapphicwitchbitch · 2 months

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He does manual labor for me because he thinks men are superior to women

I watch him do manual labor for me because I know I am superior to him

#nonbinary #in the closet #technically?#i starting to look more androgynous/ masc #and men still precieve me as a woman cause they know me as afab #so they do things for me #im lazy #i get very happy when i do things for my friends #cause im helping them #and am capable #i know this is not every woman/afab's relation with misogyny #and that this is not the only form on misogyny #but its my way of handling a small part of it #a every girl (gender neutral) needs to know they are amazing #my friend laughed for 5 minutes when i said this out loud!

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