A bitchy nonbinary lesbian with not enough and to much time simultaneously. Any pronouns [23] 🇸🇸🇨🇩🇵🇸
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Every time I see a middle aged lesbian couple in public I’m like ok so I must survive
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“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles
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I open and close this app like it’s the fucking fridge
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you ever see a fun interaction between two people who are mutuals and think damn i wish i could be their third
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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4
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anyone wanna sit together in silence while you do your thing and i do my thing and we do our things. together. in silence
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we should start giving testosterone to ants
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it’s so nice being fond of people on here :-) like yeah maybe we only know each other in a very limited way but i care abt you guys & hearing abt your lives makes me happy & i like listening to the things u have to say & i really truly wish the best for you all!!! sending my love from a couple states, countries, oceans away
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Im a monster who quotes My Girl when I cant find my glasses. Patting everything around me like Velma fake sobbing that 'I can't see without my glasses!'
people who don’t wear glasses will never understand the absolute humiliation of dropping your glasses under your bed or in a dark area and feeling around on all fours muttering “my glasses…. where are my glasses” like fucking Velma Dinkley and thinking to yourself BOY WOULD THIS BE A LOT EASIER IF I COUKD FUCKING SEE
#my girl#sad movie#he cant see without his glasses#it started from some reaction video from like 2018#of a couple saying they laugh at the scene#anyone who doesnt know i already do it wouldnt be able to understand wtf im saying#heartless#sad scene
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me: i like this character
person: ok
me: no you dont understand
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the fact that I’ve actually had this happen multiple times when I’ve entered a new fandom is hilarious like what do you MEAN
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I like to think that the ao3 staff find out that ao3 is down from the screams of anguish on tumblr alone
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I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful
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