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[rightnewshindi]

पक्की नौकरी का वादा करके मुकरी सुक्खू सरकार, टांडा मेडिकल कॉलेज में भरे जा रहे आउटसोर्स के जरिए 458 पद

Himachal News: हिमाचल प्रदेश में पक्की नौकरी (Govt Jobs) देने का वादा करके सत्ता में आई कांग्रेस पार्टी (Himachal Congress) अब अपने वादे से मुखर रही है. इसका ताजा उदाहरण देखने को मिला है. सुक्खू सरकार ने हिमाचल प्रदेश के टांडा मेडिकल कॉलेज (Tanda Medical College) और अस्पताल में ऑउटसोर्स में भर्तियां करने को मंजूरी दी है. इसकी नोटिफिकेशन भी जारी हुई है. जानकारी के अनुसार, हिमाचल प्रदेश के…

[cinderella-ish]

JuJutsu Kaisen Personality Types Part 4: Megumi Fushiguro

Megumi is my favorite character in JuJutsu Kaisen (and that's saying a lot!), yet I genuinely have no idea what his Enneagram will be. Let's find out!

Megumi Fushiguro's Enneagram

Wound: Megumi's father disappeared before he was in the first grade, so he was basically raised by his sister, who was also a child.

Wounding message: The world is reliably unfair.

Core desire: to make the world better for kind people like his sister and Yuji.

Core fear: failing to help his sister, letting Yuji die.

Defense mechanism: Megumi is extremely shut down when we meet him, and disinterested in most things if they don't serve his purposes. In middle school, he beat up all the bullies and delinquents. During canon, he's critical of others and rarely opens up or shows emotion.

Strengths: Megumi is dutiful, loyal, a quick learner, compassionate, hard-working, and reflective

Challenges: Megumi is self-sacrificing, humorless, closed-off, distant, and simmering with repressed rage.

When healthy: Megumi connects more readily with others, lets himself smile, he's relaxed, curious, adaptable, and more able to see the good in others.

When unhealthy: Megumi is closed off, self-sacrificing, depressed, angry, shut down, and fearful.

Looking at all of this, here's what connects when I go back to the Enneagram post:

Wound: could be 4, 5, 6, 8, or 9

Wounding message: could be 4, 5, 6, 7, or 8

Core desire: 6 or 8

Core fear: 5, 6, 8, or 9

Defense mechanism: 5 or 8

Strengths: 1 or 8

Challenges: 1, 4, 5, 6, 8, or 9

When healthy: 2, 3, 5, 6, 8, or 9

When unhealthy: 1, 3, 7, 8, or 9

Megumi is an Enneagram 8.

This makes a lot of sense to me, because Megumi's defining emotion is so clearly anger. I don't think he acts like a stereotypical 8 as much during canon, but the scenes of him beating up the bullies in middle school are classic 8.

From Personality Path:

Anger is overexpressed in Type 8. Experienced as a rush of energy in the body, anger can rise quickly from a wide range of factors, but the underlying trigger is usually vulnerability.  Shame or Sadness is often triggered after a Type 8 overreacts to a situation, letting the rush of anger dictate their reaction. The response may seem appropriate to them in the moment, but upon reflection or due to the consequences, they may feel shameful or sad about their overreaction. Fear may be triggered when they feel they can’t control a situation. For most Type 8s, fear quickly passes through the body, transforming to anger.  Vulnerability is often at the bottom of each of the three core emotions for Type 8s.

Wing

The Enneagram Institute calls 8w7s "The Maverick" and 8w9s "The Bear." Megumi has much more expression of 9 than 7, so I'd say he's 8w9.

From EnneaApp:

Exert leadership in a steady and grounded way to achieve control

is thoughtful and methodical in implementation of personal vision

Protective of inner circle; may dominate in a cool-collected way

Less aggressive than 8w7; gentle/caring underneath strong exterior

More introverted than 8w7, likes a quiet, reserved, steady lifestyle

Subtype

Since Megumi tends to focus on the people in his inner circle (Tsumiki and Yuji most clearly, but also Nobara and Gojo), I think he's most likely a SO Eight.

EnneaApp describes SO Eights like this:

Lust for friendship/camaraderie; very loyal, life-long friend; interested in fairness

Friendship is trust extended to those you protect and by whom you are protected

Friendship is a way of surviving through tested alliances and common purpose

Lavish and generous; will give a friend the shirt off their back/leap to their defense

May be the group's protector or provider; can be hostile to threatening outsiders

Outstanding leader; holds the community together, strengthens weaker members

Shows feelings within close group only; to see them vulnerable must be earned

Friendship bond can cover lust for power; gains advantage through association

More willing to apologize and/or see other perspectives than other 8 subtypes

Test friend's loyalty; in group focus on who else has power to corner authority

Loves the excitement of a righteous struggle for the truth or a quest for fairness

Feels "too much/too loud," feels dishonest shrinking down, yet desires to belong

Basic fear is of having one's intentions misunderstood in a group setting

May feel easily betrayed/hold a grudge; people are friends or enemies, no grey

The only part of this description that didn't sound like Megumi at first was feeling "too much/too loud," but maybe that's what we see when he first uses his Domain Expansion and we see how much rage was simmering under the surface that whole time.

Tritype

With Eight as his Gut type, I see Five or Six as his most likely Head type and I'm less clear on his Heart type.

After reading the various possible tritypes (258, 268, 358, 368, 458, and 468), I found 4-5-8, the Scholar, to be the best fit. From Katherine Fauvre's website:

If you are a 458, you are intuitive, knowledgeable, and protective. You want to be original, wise, and straightforward. You study what makes people tick and quickly form and share strong opinions about what you learn. Somewhat introverted, you are identified as being someone who is an intuitive, and intellectual strategic thinker. You look to the past and identify great historical thinkers and philosophers you wish to emulate. You see and focus on the interconnections that others often miss.

Megumi is a creative and tenacious opponent in battle who's quick to take in large amounts of information and make decisions.

Megumi's MBTI

Here's how I see Megumi's Type Dynamics:

Sensing: Si - "Compares present facts and situations to past experience. Excellent recall for specific details. Trusts and remembers the past. Stores sensory data that is important to them for future use."

Thinking: Te - "Seeks logic and consistency in the outside world. Concern for external laws and rules. Logical, analytical decision makers who organize the environment to achieve goals."

Feeling: Fi - "Seeks harmony of action and thoughts with personal values. May not always articulate those values. Empathetic, sensitive, and idealistic."

iNtuiting: Ne (when stressed) - "lose sight of details and facts, impulsive behaviors, worry over multiple possibilities, too many options (catastrophize the future)"

This would make his Type Dynamics Si Te Fi Ne, and his MBTI ISTJ (The Inspector).

Here's how the Myers & Briggs Foundation describes ISTJ:

Quiet, serious, earn success by being thorough and dependable. Practical, matter-of-fact, realistic, and responsible. Decide logically what should be done and work toward it steadily, regardless of distractions. Take pleasure in making everything orderly and organized—their work, their home, their life. Value traditions and loyalty.

So, to summarize:

Enneagram: SO 8w9 (The Challenger/The Bear)

Tritype: 4-5-8 (The Scholar)

MBTI: ISTJ (The Inspector)

Megumi is hard-working, private, and intensely loyal. He's a logical, strategic thinker who's nonetheless able to improvise and be creative when challenged. He likes predictability and routine, and has a fairly straightforward (if grouchy) demeanor. He's holding a huge amount of anger, but his anger is informed by his deep love for Tsumiki, Yuji, and anyone else he considers close. He truly comes alive in battle.

As a side note, I know lots of people were frustrated by the end of Megumi's arc, where he expressed interest in living for someone else rather than himself. I actually think, because he's an Enneagram 8, and therefore he goes to 2 when he's healthiest, living for someone else is something he can only do when he's in a relatively healthy place. For him, living for someone else is actually a way of expressing what's most important to him.

Anyway, I love Megumi. He deserves all the happiness after everything he went through.

[princepsumbra]

bonds

Faustus nearly broke a foreleg today. 

Leo didn’t see the hole in their path when he’d urged Faustus into a gallop. All his focus was on the thunder of hooves, the wind whipping at his clothes, the entire world falling away to streaks of green and brown and blue. 

Then his watercolor world went still before slanting sharply to one side. Faustus whines—a high, pain-filled noise—and they were both sent crashing into the grass. After blinking away his daze, he’d managed to wiggle out from under his beloved horse. Another soft whine broke through the stillness at the action, twisting Leo’s heart further. 

He coaxed Faustus to remain lying down, great black flanks rising and falling like a bellows. Gloves were removed and tossed unceremoniously to one side. Gentle hands ran up each leg, applying gentle amounts of pressure. 

There was no break, in the end. A torn ligament in the left foreleg, Leo suspected, guiding Faustus to stand. It was a slow return to the monastery with anxiety clawing at his heels. They had hardly passed the threshold before he shouted for assistance. 

Now, Leo runs a brush over Faustus’ hide, a trail of soapy water left in his wake. The horse munches happily on an apple, injury healed like it never happened. A week’s rest was still emphatically recommended by the healer, to which Leo readily acquiesced. No daily ride for seven days was a small price to pay for Faustus’ health. 

His mind wanders as he continues to bathe his horse. Memories of the first time he ever rode one of the animals rise unbidden to the forefront of his thoughts. Small, chubby hands wrapped nervously around leather reins. The unsteady motion of the equally nervous horse. His mother’s voice, telling him in a voice as sharp as a whip to sit up straight and act like a prince. 

Fingers curl tightly around the wooden brush. Faustus sidesteps, apple forgotten in favor of huffing at Leo. Prince uncurls his fingers; had he pressed too hard? “…forgive me, Faustus.” 

In truth, the near miss today rattled him deeply. Horseback riding was more than yet another lesson he needed to endure during his childhood. It was the one area he felt any hope of catching up to Xander in skill. And he’d done it, eventually, after the war that solidified their bonds as siblings.

Faustus arrived a year or so in the aftermath, becoming an integral part of Leo’s own growth and that of his relationship with Xander. Hours were spent on horseback, traversing Nohr’s borders with only each other for company. 

Blond head shakes; he’s dealt with enough sentimentality for one day. “Almost done,” he whispers, tossing the brush into a nearby bucket. 

[mondaymelon]

₊⊹ … ALMIGHTY DRAGONLORD K'UHUL AJAW AND TWO CLUELESS MORONS | kinich x gn!reader

— in which ajaw tends to interrupt kisses. and ruin moments.

— this took way too long to get out, winner of this poll w 458 votes .. includes pre + post getting together, kinich does bite , i love ajaw

recently, the little pixelated... thing that called itself "almighty dragonlord k'uhul ajaw" had proved to be quite troublesome.

and it wasn't just in your love affairs with malipo kinich; ajaw took it upon himself to make not a single second of your day silent.

"i'm nOT forigiving you for this you... you... you- aGH, NEVERMIND! you're literally HOGGING kinich's attention so like.. screw off already!!"

needless to say, it seemed that ajaw was a jealous individual. you'd heard a thing or two about him from kinich, though rather.. unsavory things: irrelevant tidbits, a nonchalant little comment of "i forgot to mention, he'll take over my body when i die, so he constantly wishes for my misfortune."

oh yeah, like that was totally normal.

then, perhaps ajaw's jealousy wasn't unfounded — you "owned" kinich more than he ever would, lol. funnily enough, the way the two of you had met was purely due to ajaw, so if anything, he didn't have the right to complain.

from what kinich told you later on, he had been on some bounty mission for a troupe of ragtag saurian poachers, and had swung by to check grappling indents on the cliffside when ajaw spotted an adventurer scaling the rock. doing what he does best — causing a celestial fuck of a racket — he hovered over, preaching about how "real adventurers don't use equipment" and to "drop everything to show your bravery" ... after a proper talking to, kinich met with you to convey a formal apology.

at the time, you didn't know such a professional relationship would develop into something more.

"he's bothering you again? i'll scold him..."

kinich's voice was quiet, his head settled in your lap, one hand gently circling your wrist. you slowly ran a hand through his hair, released from its typical headband-style. soft, it was fluffy to the touch, and you heard kinich hum in content, bringing his hands up to caress your face — a silent request for a kiss.

and how could you resist? there was something in that gaze that seemed so pleading, so intimate-

"you ICKY ICKY LovEBIRDS !! FOR THE LOVE OF- GET A ROOM!!"

kinich withdrew his hands with a scowl, lips pressing into a thin line. "... read the room, ajaw."

"this almighty dragonlord is not going to witness a k-kis- grOSS, i can't even SAY it...!!"

"..."

kinich seemed to consider something, very briefly.

then, he grabbed the sputtering pixel-dragon forcefully, smothering ajaw's face with a gloved hand. watching in awe and feeling thoroughly entertained, you heard indignant shouts grow muffled.. and just like that, ajaw shut up for the first time in over a decade. historical.

your lover leaned forward, angling his head to the side to press a chaste little kiss into your neck. like he had flipped a switch, he grazed his teeth lightly against your skin, nipping at it first, though not hard enough to draw blood, then biting at it.

"ouch, are you trying to leave a mark? what's with you?"

"shush." he spoke with his face flush to your neck, kissing a small trail up your neck and onto your jaw as if in apology. "i'm merely claiming what's mine."

and there ajaw floated, suffocated and forgotten. "..hell, are those two SERIOUSLY making out ?? when im literally rIGHT HERE!?"

(a/n) ajaw is so detestable i love him if possible i think id want to pinch his pixel cheeks. anyway "so call me maybe" is up next w "so cradle these wings" after, they were supposed to be sorta related but i don't the release order matters so :p

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[sassytommykinard]

Contact

You guys. I couldn't help myself. How fucking amazing was that episode? I feel like I'm on a high.

bucktommy - Words: 458 - Rating: G - complete

Post Ep-8x05

"Shirt off, baby," Tommy says as he climbs onto the bed behind Buck, who is sitting on the end, rolling his head back and forth on his neck. He tugs on the neck of his t-shirt which he's actually pretty sure is Tommy's and tosses it to the floor. Tommy settles in behind him and starts applying the cream the dermatologist gave them for the skin infection. "Contact dermatitis," Buck says, feeling a little sullen. "Hmm," Tommy says as he starts applying. "I'm just glad you let me drag you there after the cemetery." Buck shrugs. "I figured we should cover all of our bases." Tommy's gracious enough not to say that he probably could have done that days ago. There was something about knowing that Billy Boils is finally at rest, as much as he could be anyway, that made him feel better. He didn't like knowing someone died alone. Speaking of being alone... "Hey, Tommy?" "Yeah?" he answers and Buck can feel his gloved fingers still patiently applying the cream to the boils down his back and he knows Tommy will help him with the ones on his face and chest. Buck is also relieved that he has something to help the itching until the antibiotics kick in because that is driving him up the wall. "Thank you," he says softly. "For being there. For coming with me. I know you thought it was dumb." Tommy is quiet for a second. "It's not that I thought it was dumb, Evan. Well, okay, maybe a little," Buck snorts as he continues, "But I just...sometimes I want practical solutions for something, is all. But this was important to you and if you need me...where else am I going to be?" Buck smiles. "Still. Thanks." Tommy presses a careful kiss to the back of his head. "Any time. I should tell you that I also had a little talk with him." Buck resists the urge to turn around. "What?" "My 'just in case,'" he answers, fingers now applying cream to the small of Buck's back. "I just asked him to lift your curse." "You did?" "Like you said. Just covering the bases." Buck can't help the little laugh. "Tommy?" "Yeah? Turn around, let's get the ones on your front." Buck complies and when he does, he sees the look on Tommy's face is sweet and fond as he starts on the boils on his forehead, working his way down his face and neck. "I really, really like you," Buck says, and Tommy's smile is gorgeous. He leans in and places the gentlest of kisses on Buck's mouth. Thank God, Buck thinks, there are no boils there. "I really, really like you, too," Tommy answers with a smile, going back to his task. And Buck thinks, Thank God for that too.

[wutheringheightsfilm]

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[the-winter-spider]

You’re Distracting Me | Drabble

Pairings: Bucky x Reader

Word count: 458

A/N: I have like a whole crap load of fics ready to post but i just dont know how to explain it but im just not ready to post them, so heres a little drabble.

—-

Bucky leaned against the counter, his gaze fixed on you as you moved around the kitchen, oblivious to his eyes following your every step.

That familiar smirk played at the corners of his lips, the one that always sent a flutter through your chest.

"Need any help?" he asked, but there was something in his tone that hinted he had other plans.

You glanced up, trying to hold back a smile. "If you're just going to watch, l'd say no."

In a few strides, he closed the distance, hands braced on either side of you on the counter, trapping you in his arms. "Oh, I'll help," he murmured, his voice a low hum against your ear, "if you ask nicely."

Heat rose to your cheeks as he leaned in closer, his breath warm on your skin. "Bucky.." you managed to whisper, but the word barely escaped your lips.

He chuckled, his fingers trailing gentle patterns along your arm, sending shivers down your spine. "You're cute when you blush, you know that?" His eyes held a glimmer of mischief, as though he took joy in how he made you melt.

Without giving you a chance to respond, he kissed your forehead, lingering as his lips brushed softly against your skin. "But you know l'd do anything for you... no asking necessary," he murmured, his words as tender as his touch.

Your pulse quickened as he stayed close, his scent and warmth making it impossible to focus. His fingers continued their slow path along your arm until they reached your hand, which he brought to his lips, placing a soft kiss on your knuckles.

"Bucky..." you whispered, your heart thundering in your chest. The way he was looking at you made everything around you disappear.

"Yes, doll?" He tilted his head, his smile deepening as his thumb traced gentle circles across your palm.

"You're distracting me," you accused, though you couldn't stop the smile tugging at your lips.

"Distracting you?" he echoed, letting his gaze drop to your lips before finding your eyes again. "Good." He held your gaze, his voice softer now, as if confessing something precious. "Because you’re the only thing on my mind. I can't help it."

Slowly, his hand found your waist, pulling you close enough to feel the steady beat of his heart. You rested your hands on his chest, feeling the warmth of him under your fingertips. "Maybe you should show me," you murmured, voice a little bolder, your gaze meeting his with a spark.

That smirk of his deepened, and he pressed his forehead to yours, his chuckle warm and low. "I was hoping you'd say that," he whispered. Then, with a gentleness that took your breath away, his lips met yours-slow and sweet, his kiss lingering like he'd waited forever. In that moment, the world around you faded, leaving only the warmth of his embrace and the promise in his kiss.

[ahcoffeebeans2]

THE FINALE OF PALISADE aka FINALISADE: FINAL SCORE!!

wanna know all of the fun stats associated with PALISADE now that the FINAL EPISODE has been released? I've got you right here!

on palisade...

Palisade Length: 5 days, 18 hours, 56 minutes, and 51 seconds (or 138 hours, 56 minutes, and 51 seconds) over a total of 62 episodes

The exact middle of PALISADE occurs at 69 hours (nice), 28 minutes, and 25 seconds or 2 days, 21 hours, 28 minutes, and 25 seconds - or 46 minutes, eight seconds into PALISADE 33 (AKA Cori's introduction to her Dust world). Cori, therefore, is the heart of Palisade

the road behind us...

Road to Palisade Length: 2 days, 17 hours, 12 minutes, and 1 second (or 65 hours, 12 minutes, and 1 second) over a total of 20 episodes

Together, the Road to PALISADE + PALISADE equals 8 days, 12 hours, 8 minutes, and 53 seconds (or 204 hours, 8 minutes, and 53 seconds) over a total of 82 episodes

For those curious, the 69th episode of Road to PALISADE + PALISADE is PALISADE 49: A Palette of Colors pt. 4

This means that PALISADE overtook The Road to PALISADE about 18 minutes and 8 seconds into PALISADE 33: Seize the Chance pt. 4, where Austin and Janine discuss how Thisbe attacks The Ingrate on Chimera's Lantern.

The exact middle of Road to PALISADE + PALISADE occurs at 102 hours, 4 minutes, and 26 seconds into the seasons - or 4 days, 6 hours, 4 minutes, and 26 seconds. This occurs at 1 hour, 59 minutes, and 09 seconds into the episode PALISADE 17: Upon Our Grace pt. 4 (or when Austin reveals Broadleaf's death and the success of Baseline) (AKA the episode with Need 2 in the episode description)

the stats at the table...

The total length of Friends at the Table is 38 days, 5 hours, 44 minutes, and 46 seconds - or 917 hours, 44 minutes, and 46 seconds.

The exact half of Friends at the Table now occurs at 458 hours, 36 minutes, and 23 seconds - or 19 days, 2 hours, 18 minutes, and 11 seconds. This occurs 3 hours, 43 minutes, and 46 seconds into the Spring in Hieron Post-Mortem (previously, the exact middle of Friends at the Table from Sangfielle below was during the Twilight Mirage Post-Mortem - coincidence!!). This is where Austin discusses The Road to PARTIZAN and reveals the PARTIZAN theme.

In approximately 92 hours of Friends at the Table - which, given their track record, is around 23 episodes of your average season - we will have reached 1000 hours of fatt. Fitting, given that the aniiversary is less than one month away

palisade errata

The Palisade playlist (youtube mirror) ends at 114 - 115 tracks (one track was removed from all streaming services for unknown reasons hence the approximation), clocking in at around 6 hours and thirty minutes

The Palisade soundtrack clocks in at 16 songs for a total of 57 minutes and 30 seconds of music.

PALISADE is the longest season of Friends at the Table in terms of hour count, beating out Twilight Mirage (5 days, 13 hours, 26 minutes, and 4 seconds) by 5 hours, 30 minutes, and 47 seconds. Twilight Mirage currently reigns supreme at 70 episodes (68 episodes plus the Post-Mortem and Episode 00)

[good-omens-memes-daily]

Day 458 of posting Good Omens memes Everyday until Season 3

[sv5hive]

who said burnt pancakes weren't good? | fa14

pairing: fernando alonso x fem!reader

content warning(s): none!

word count: 458

note: im not really happy with this one but i haven't posted anything in a while and i have a couple of exams coming up so i won't be very active 🙃 i hope you like it anyways!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻

(masterlist!)

ever since fernando had come home for the summer break, you had taken it upon yourself to treat him to luxuries he wouldn't usually get while racing. home cooked meals, lie ins, unlimited access to you; the whole works. while you did attend some of his races when you could, you still had your own career to grow despite fernando's insistence that he could support the both of you if you ever wanted it. you appreciated it but you loved your job and it kept you busy while he was away.

this morning, you found yourself humming along to the radio while waiting to flip the pancakes. you wanted nothing more than to sleep in with fernando and you struggled to leave his warm embrace but you had also been craving pancakes for a while now. besides, you felt good knowing that you could help your boyfriend even if it was a small thing like breakfast.

unbeknownst to you, fernando had already woken up and was now leaning against the doorway to admire you in your element. watching you bounce to the beat of the music, he found himself falling for you all over again. not many could say they were lucky enough to be with a woman like you but he could. he was eternally grateful for everything you did for him and never stopped wondering what kind of saint he was in a past life to be blessed with you.

"fernando! did i wake you?"

you had finally noticed him when you turned around to check the clock.

"no, mi amor. i was already awake."

he trudged towards you and kissed you before wrapping his arms around you. any time spent together was precious for both of you so you made every moment worth it.

"thank you, i don't tell you it enough." he mumbled with his face buried into your neck.

you could tell he wasn't just talking about the breakfast and simply smiled.

"you don't have to say it. i know."

you pulled away and took notice of the mellow song now playing on the radio.

"dance with me!"

he could never say no to that smile so he silently obliged and spun you around, much to your delight. when you first started dating, you both promised to make time for each other despite your hectic schedules and sure, sometimes it was hard not seeing each other as often as most couples would. but somehow, you had made it work when nobody else thought you could. and you were happy to keep proving them wrong.

the blare of the smoke alarm startled both of you out of your daze and you promptly remembered what you were doing before you got carried away.

"the pancakes!"

[pedrithink]

better than the best ✩ jude bellingham

request: i have a jude smau idea, maybe you're the younger sister of vini jr and people have noticed jude has been liking your insta posts lately and vini kinda acts like an older brother and teases/ embarrasses you in the comments?

face claim: lame cobain

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vinijr olhando assim nem parece que quase me faliu de tanto comer (looking like this it doesn't even seem like you almost bankrupted me from eating so much)

ynusername @vinijr você é meu irmão mais velho, é tua obrigação me sustentar!!!!! (you’re my big brother, it is your duty to support me.)

user1 imagine being that fine

user2 vini and u are the best sibling duo !!

user3 jude keep liking all of her pics I CANT

user4 @user3 ok but they would be a hot couple

user3 @user4 fr…

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vinijr que roupa é essa 🤣 (what kind of outfit is this)

ynusername @vinijr SAI DAQUI (get out of here)

judebellingham 🤤

vinijr @judebellingham bro????? 🥹🥹

judebellingham @vinijr sorry, i can’t resist.

ynusername @judebellingham 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

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supernatural post simulator part 1

(part 2)

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any1 have a good pie recipe? #hangry

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pu$$y in bi0

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fuck off crowley i know its u. i WILL report u for harassment

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Dean…how do you know it’s him? The only post on the blog is a picture of his dick. 🤨

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…how do U know its HIS dick ???

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…dm me.

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trouble at the devil’s sacrament i see 👀👀

#the tea is PIPING

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turns out getting sucked dry by your absolute bear of a vampire husband during a full moon helps lessen the effects of the transformation!!! who woulda thought! ! (& i don’t just mean by his fangs 😉🤭)

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anything for you, darlin 🖤

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get a room u 2

#(love yall)

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which weapon is best for decapitations, trying to prove a point

machete 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 50%

sword 🟦🟦🟦 30%

razor wire (??) 0%

saw 🟦🟦 20%

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see @.lawboy ??? wtf were you thinking using fucking RAZOR WIRE???

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It was all I had available!! It was creative and resourceful!!

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whatever. 🙄

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are my dark circles and scars and daddy issues and mommy issues and blood stained clothes and swagless demeanor bewitching & charming you yet?

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Hey all! As requested, I have made a comprehensive ranking of Céline Dion’s discography, including explanations for each song’s placement! Full list below the cut. :)

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finally fessing up to wearing pink satin panties (and liking it), dean?

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…😶

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no. 🖕

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@steddieangstyaugust Day 19: Careless Whisper by George Michael

wc: 458 | Rated: T | cw: Major Character Death, Some Mild Reckless Driving, Mention of someone almost drowning.

Tags: Major Character Death, Hurt/No Comfort, Funeral/Wake, Grief, Post Season 4 (Canon Divergence)

'Never Gonna Dance Again'

Eddie white-knuckles the steering wheel of his Uncle's pick-up and steps on the gas. He figures that there won't be many cops around – not that he'd care all that much about a ticket. Not today.

He just needs to get home.

Well, not home. 'Home' being his and Wayne's temporary digs, which is still Room 4 at the motel on the outskirts of Hawkins, where they are staying with the rest of the Forest Hills residents who don't have homes.

They are all waiting on a government stimulus, or payout, or whatever the fuck those Suits have long promised but still not delivered on.

Eddie pulls at his tie a little more. He thinks he must have only had it all prim and proper at the beginning of the service, when what looked like the entire goddamn town was filing in to Crescent Hills Funeral Home. Wayne had tied it for him, completing the musty, donated ensemble. Then it was soon adjusted when Eddie and his uncle were greeted by a blubbering Claudia Henderson.

He whimpers at the thought of the woman and bites his bottom lip as tears well up, blurring his vision.

Blinking hard, Eddie fumbles for the volume dial. He knows his uncle listens to the local station, keeps up with the local news and traffic. Not that Hawkins has traffic – or that the local station plays anything other than pop.

Though, getting out of Town Hall's parking lot might prove difficult later today – or whenever it might be that everyone decides to stop with the courteous nods and feigned small smiles, scrunch up their Orders of Service and head on home after one too many mini-sandwiches on Mr Harrington's dime.

Richard Harrington, Eddie had come to learn today.

He learned far too many things today.

Like how Steve played the piano when he was a kid.

That his Grandpa was his hero. That he went to Summer Camp every year before becoming a Councillor.

Steve held records on the swim team. He even saved a lady from drowning out by Lover's Lake one time – before he became a lifeguard.

Eddie also got stories from Nancy, all of which were kind, if a little reserved. And of course, Robin – when she wasn't sobbing with her arm linked in his. Dustin, the brave kid, talked about movie nights and Steve's favorite candy as Claudia nodded along knowingly and Julie Harrington looked on surprised by such anecdotes.

He guesses he was surprised by some of it too.

But he wasn't supposed to learn it all this way.

None of this was supposed to happen at all.

Eddie steps on the gas as George Michael laments how he will, "never dance again".

Eddie never even got to, with Steve.

[fipindustries]

you are listening to "you made me love you" on you tube, enjoying the music, its the original al johnson recording. you look on the comments and see someone saying "still enjoying this in march 2024", you scroll down the comments a little more trying to find more substantive engagement, someone wrote "still enjoying this in september 2018". cute. you keep scrolling "still enjoying this in 2013" seems like all the comments were by the same person, they must either be very dedicated to the bit or possibly a little neurodivergent, whatever. "still enjoying this in 2010" "still enjoying this in 2009" "still enjoying this in 2006" you check every date next to the comments, they seem legitimate. seems like you came across one of the earliest videos in youtube, and possibly one of the earliest posters as well, that is kind of impressive. you keep going down. "still enjoying this in 2001!". you stop.

next to the comment it says "23 years ago". there are other comments below it.

"still enjoying this in 1996" "enjoying this in 1983" "enjoying this, 1967" "1955" "1942" "1924", next to every comment there is the appropriate date telling you how far back this was posted.

did someone hack this video? is this a prank by someone in the youtube dev team, is this an easter egg?

you reach 1913, the year the song came out.

"still enjoying this in 1913"

below is another comment

"still enjoying this in 1885"

you keep scrolling down further and further, you skip entire walls of comments.

"feowung þes beinnan 736"

is that old english? would it even make sense to be using the modern christian calendar? you have no idea, you never studied for any of this. surely it would make no sense to start doing...

"hoc tamen fruens anno 458 ante Christum"

ok, this is ridiculous, you just start mindlessly scrolling to the bottom. pressing ctrl+end, letting more comments load and then pressing it again.

finally there are no more comments, but the final one, at the end of the list. you quickly look at the number. for a second you were kind of expecting to see "13.787.000.000 years ago". the big bang.

but no. youtube dates it from "5612 years ago" and it says:

you dont need to be a genius to see these are hyeroglyphs. you go to google and search frantically for something that can translate from hyeroglyph to english. you struggle a little both due to the lousy state of the search engine and because of your own shaking hands. eventually you manage to paste the symbols on a text box and the translation simply says:

"first!"

[silverzoomies]

Flower

peter maximoff x reader smut

warnings: shameless smut, clunky writing

word count: 458

a/n: sorry this is so short! i wanted to knock out a little drabble, just to get myself in the writing mood again! honestly, it's crazy how filthy this one is. apologies in advance if it's a little too filthy for so few words!! also, i fear i'm posting this on the most non-ideal day! oops!

You go to da circus and youre really excited because da circus is fun and theres lots of things to do. You go to the circus and youre getting popcorn. You like da popcorn. Or maybe you don’t. It doesn’t matter but you get something. Your favorite circus snack. Time to see the elephants and the clowns and the tigers and the other stuff at circus I forgot.

No animals were harmed in the making of this fanfiction. All animals are ethically handled.

You sit down in da audience and da clowns come out. They all dancing and stomping their big clown shoes. But then something amazing happen. One of the da clowns spots you in da audience. He is such a pretty clown. He move fast and his hair is funky and silver. And he got big puppy dog eyes. And a big grey clown nose. He waddle over in his funny silver clown fit. With the big pants and big shoes. How does he run in those shoes?

He approaches you and you are heart eyes at him. He give you a clown flower because you are just so pretty. But the clown flower is a prank and it sprays you in the face with water. Haha! He tricked you! It was part of the show. You are kind of sad but you are also laughing because it was very funny.

You watch da rest of da show and see that clown out there running fast like sonic around the stage. He is just so cool. Some more sights come out. Elephants that are ethically handled and tigers which are also ethically handled. They roar and stomp and do cool things. And the trapeze artists fly all around. You’re like whoa this is so cool.

When the show is over you are feeling brave. So you bring your popcorn and you approach the silver clown. He is so happy to see you because it turns out he thought you were pretty that’s why he wanted to prank you. You spend two minutes talking before fanfiction logic kicks in. And now he is boning you in da other room.

He make the sexy with you against a wall but every time he do the pap pap pap it’s actually a clown honk. Every time he meet thrusts it go honk honk honk. He make you laugh so much and he go so fast oh no don’t go too fast!! Why he go so fast!!! Slow down mister clown sir! You squeeze his nose and it honk and it make him bust a nut. But don’t worry he pull out so silver clown does not get you preggers. Unless you want him to. Have fun raising mutant clown baby.

Happy april fools 🤡⚡️

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⸻ #458 GIFS, DEMET ÖZDEMIR [1992] in Dunyayla Benim Aramda, episode 5-7. [2022]

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