#30% rule

[idowaz-blog]

5 Ways Rich People Make Money with debt

[mocndu]

miss pauling and some stupid birdwatching losers

[personalzombie-tv]

so As You All Know because I don't shut up about it I've been watching old hermitcraft seasons (as well as other things but that's less relevant). Not too long ago I got to season 3, specifically the episodes around when Mumbo turned 19. Now I'm watching Tango mostly but I had to go check Mumbo's episode for that cause Tango set up a little pranky prank for him.

The important part here being that Mumbo said he "couldn't believe he was 19" and "had a hard time thinking of himself as an adult". Normal things for a teenager realizing they're not gonna be a teenager the next year to be thinking y'know.

Mumbo's also been saying in other series about how weird it was that he's almost 30 especially whenever other people bring it up. He got downright defensive when Grian brought it up. And now his episode today talking about getting old and his solution being uploading himself into a chicken and living in season 10 forever.

Y'all I think our guy's having an existential crisis over turning 30

[llemon-soda]

give me something to believe

[triangular-static]

look i understand if people just don't like the idea of billford, i think we have a different internal concept of what shipping means (they're not good for each other at all but i need to dissect their dynamic like a bug. you understand. it's fun) but it's fine to avoid things you don't like, good for you genuinely

however people saying they like. don't see it. like. i'm not saying there's no platonic way to read it, i'm aroace spec myself i'm all for reading things in different ways. but i do think saying they weren't partners in any queer sense at all is trying too hard to go against what the narrative is trying to say, or missing it. somehow

anyway media literacy time if a character makes a joke like this

and the previous context of that joke within the show is that it's about an ex wife. what connection do you think the text is trying to get you to make.

and that's just from a writing point of view. not even noting that from an in universe perspective ford likely knows the joke from the same source as stan. and is therefore. placing himself in that role of the joke are you seeing where i'm coming from

(not to mention bill's side of this text which is. extremely manipulative but also does not read very platonic. again, it can technically be read as platonic! bill literally can manipulate ford's feelings. but the specific wording used is very much meant to look like possessive ex partner wording whether the character means it that way or not. it's coding. look again i'm not saying it was good for them i'm just saying there was something there.)

and then there's also the divorce/break up/rock bottom input on the website. like. how else is that supposed to be read. and the corresponding page in the book itself.

the language being used here. like yes he's saying it in a joking way but then there's the other side that isn't joking which is him crying at the bar. it's the both sides (the very coded language on top of the very genuine emotions and dynamic beneath)

i know most of us are on the same page with this i've just seen a couple people saying they don't see it when this is some of the most clear cut coding i've ever seen. and these are just the things that explicitly reference a relationship off the top of my head i'm not even including the general vibes of Everything

tl;dr it's barely even subtext anymore it's all but straight up text. what's not clicking have we forgotten what coding is (lighthearted i just enjoy the phrase what's not clicking. what's not clicking)

[gooferdusted]

do u ever see destiel blogs that have so thoroughly lost any semblance of what those two characters even are and think they'd probably be happier watching red white and royal blue or smth

[every-yagamilight]

light yagami and his big brown eyes are very important to me, your honour, so today i will be offering an equally very important collection-

[spitinsideme]

Ragapom in the most sexiest most suggestive pose you can think of...GO!!! (do not let us down spit.)

i coukd have drawn her sexier but im edging the rumblr rules at this point so here .. ragatah is doing yoga and pomni walked in on her !! whoopsie daisies !!! before thwy were dsting too .. scandalous !

[noirbunnydeluxe]

Day 29: Doing something sweet.

OPPOSITE IS THE DEFINITION OF SWEETNESS!!

[aramune2546]

Modern au and some lawlu moments. In the timeline of this au they’ve been dating for like 6 months and Ace and Sabo still have Law on the death list lmaoo.

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

I LOST MY FRIENDS GIFT SOMEWHERE IN MY HOUSE AND I SEE HER TOMORROW MORNING

[thelaundryghost]

local 15 year old absolutely destroys competition in high school fencing tourney, more at 11

[midnight--sadness]

1930’s mob au Inhun…. Gi-hun runs a restaurant that’s in the mob’s territory, and he has to pay monthly protection to the mob so they won’t damage his storefront. The food is good but Gi-hun’s stress makes the quality decline, especially after his wife leaves and his debt to the mob keeps on piling up and up.

One day, a handsome stranger comes to his restaurant. Gi-hun is sure that this man is from the mob and here to hurt him for not paying his debt, but goes to meet him anyway.

The man introduces himself as In-ho, and says that he’s the head of the mob now that Oh Il-nam has retired. He says that the mob’s protection fees now aren’t mandatory, but will provide protection from cops, other gangs, and even disasters. He wants to help his community, especially since he grew up on the streets. Gi-hun is speechless already, but then In-ho takes his hand, squeezes it, and tells him that his debt is forgiven. It’s enough to make him start crying. Before In-ho leaves, he runs back to the kitchen and makes him some food, packs it up to go, and gives it to him on the house. In-ho takes it with a smile, then leaves.

He’s back the next day, ordering the meal Gi-hun cooked for him the night before. He says it’s the best food he’s had in a while, and it pales in comparison to the food people serve in those really fancy restaurants. Gi-hun admits he’s never been to even a nice-ish restaurant in years because he’s never had enough money. So, the next day, In-ho comes in and orders his favorite, and pays for it with a box of pasta from a really nice Italian place on the other side of town. They start eating together after that, and In-ho watches as Gi-hun’s mood and health slowly improve.

It’s not long before In-ho starts to shower Gi-hun in gifts. He gets Gi-hun a nice coat, leather gloves, and sturdy boots. Gi-hun jokes that he’d get him anything he looked at for too long, and In-ho responds by getting him a silky, orange dress he saw Gi-hun staring at for too long. He also starts pulling strings to get his restaurant to be more successful. He convinces a food critic to go to his restaurant, and the positive review drives a ton of business to Gi-hun. Gi-hun asks In-ho how he could ever repay him, and In-ho suggests they get drinks together. Gi-hun shows up to the date in his orange dress, and In-ho realizes then and there that he never wants to let Gi-hun go.

They don’t even make it to the bar. In-ho tells his driver to go take a smoke break, and rails Gi-hun in the back of his car until Gi-hun’s legs are shaking

this is amazing anon 🫶🫶😩😩😩😩

the silk orange dress is going down in history....... inho makes sure gihun always wears it around bc it gets him going (👀) like nothing else

[canisalbus]

translated by GT

Today I learned that the Pope has the right to appoint secret cardinals, and even the cardinals themselves may not realize that they now have a new position. Popes have the right to make the name public at any time, but if the Pope dies before the Cardinal's name is made public, the individual ceases to be a Cardinal.

Yes, Catholicism is weird.

But more importantly, there is only one person in the world who can prove that I am not a cardinal.

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[measureformeasure]

someone put the met opera medea on youtube (god bless) and i am astonished by how gorgeous it is for 95% of the runtime and then it ends with fire projection that looks like ass. who let this happen

[breelandwalker]

Me: -checking my inbox after being sick all week-

Rando In My Inbox: OMG LAY OFF THE POLITICS AND STICK TO WITCHCRAFT, YOU'RE A WITCH BLOG NOT A POLITICO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE COMPLEXITIES OF-.....

Me, already blocking and reporting: Welp. Found the fascist trollbot. Or a straight up eejit. Either way. Byeeee.