me: jason todd being a canonical lightweight when it comes to alcohol is so lolz because he's a 6'3" 235lbs man who should definitely be able to handle more than a miller lite
me, but quieter: jason todd is a lightweight despite his sex and size because he takes a prescribed combination of anti-psychotic, anti-anxiety, and mood stabilizing medications that he hasn't disclosed to his family because he's been keeping his bi-weekly therapy appointments a secret.
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Bruce Wayne does mingle with the POOR
To the people of Gotham, Bruce Wayne was flirting and left with another journalist by the name of Clark Kent.
From our research, he works at the Daily Planet, and writes about Metropolis issues and their hero Superman(total jock loser, like he doesn't scare criminals and looks like a normal dude).
Clark Kent is always slouching and also for some reason looks quite a bit like Bruce just more nerd-like, he wears glasses, has blue eyes, and black hair, and is 6ft- 6'3. He also seems to be maybe 235lbs.
This man is the first man we see who is middle class and not from Gotham to woo Brucie Wayne. We've seen rich folk from other cities woo our Brucie cough Oliver Queen cough but someone from the middle class this begs the question can anyone bag our Brucie Wayne and do we need better security on this man. Like this is new I've never seen an average Joe do this.
With this new discovery you can imagine people are interested and obsessed it's like a commoner and a prince, WOW like a fanfiction
Your loyal Journalist,
Gotham Rumors
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The Pro Lineup (OCs)
@letthesunburnyourskin this is for you gang
#3: Andrew Minyard, Goalkeeper, 5'0", 126lbs, 23yrs
#5: Haden Lowell, Striker, 5'8", 137lbs, 25yrs
#7: Ronnie Landry, Dealer, 6'0", 219lbs, 27yrs
#8: Mike Harrison, Striker, 5'9", 154lbs, 31yrs
#10: Neil Josten, Striker, 5'3", 120lbs, 22yrs
#11: Callum Shepard, Goalkeeper, 6'1", 210lbs, 29yrs
#12: Donny Hopkins, Backliner, 6'2", 228lbs, 37yrs
#16: Connor O'Riley, Backliner, 6'2", 230lbs, 31yrs
#18: Brien Reese-Skinner, Striker, 6'4", 235lbs, 36yrs
#19: Brazer Chapman, Dealer, 6'2", 185lbs, 26yrs
#20: Klein Davidson, Backliner, 5'11", 216lbs, 30yrs
#24: Cara Nelson, Dealer, 5'7", 140lbs, 26yrs
#29: Treyton Anderson, Dealer, 6'0", 153lbs, 26yrs
#33: Connor Richardson, Striker, 6'3", 236lbs, 36yrs
#44: Allen Taylor, Goalkeeper, 6'0", 150lbs, 34yrs
#49: "Big John" Irving, Backliner, 6'10", 298lbs, 38yrs
#52: Pike Davis, Backliner, 6'2", 227lbs, 39yrs
#56: Franco Brooks, Backliner, 5'11", 221lbs, 37yrs
#59: Dean Rogers, Backliner, 5'9", 224lbs, 28yrs
#66: Josh Grant, Dealer, 6'0", 200lbs, 25yrs
#72: Oscar Sinclair, Backliner, 6'2", 211lbs, 36yrs
#83: Luke Hayes, Dealer, 5'10", 198lbs, 37yrs
#88: Waylen Miller, Dealer, 5'9", 172lbs, 27yrs
#93: Tanner Castillo, Striker, 5'10", 223lbs, 32yrs
#00: Sadie Miller, Mascot, 2'6", 26lbs, 3yrs
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Woahh you are going hugeeeee and i wanna see more of you and your big gut 🥵☺️.
What is your goal right now and how many weight you are right now ?
Thanks a lot! And my goal is 300lbs and I’m around 235lbs rn
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𝕬𝖇𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝕸𝖊
🦌you can call me doe🦌
*23F *
***please just block, don’t report! I don’t have any more passwords left in me***
𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖘
Height: 6’4 (yes really)
CW: 161.4lbs (last weighed 9/20)
UGW: 135lbs
HW: 235lbs
ACTIVE AUGUST 2024
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verbals hot but some dudes oversharing
"you like this 235lb on you"
bro i didnt need to know ur weight 💀
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Welp. To honor the homelander dlc in mortal kombat! Here.
Homelander vs Chibi Loveheart
Wait a second you're not superman.
Homelander info:
Height: 6 foot 3
Weight: 235lbs
Weapons: Bare Hands, Heat Vision, Sonic Scream
Strengths: Is the main villain of the Boys and strongest member of the Seven, Superhuman strength (Possesses strength far above a regular human, Can effortlessly punch through the human body, Casually pushed a locked and blocked door off of its hinges, Can smash through concrete and metal with ease, Can lift dozens of tons, Manages to push away when held down by Soldier Boy, Hughie and a Temp V boosted Billy Butcher), Superhuman durability (Possesses durability far above a regular human, Was unharmed by being crushed under a bus and several tons of concrete, Tanked hits from Soldier Boy, Hughie and a Temp V boosted Billy Butcher, No sold being in the epicentre of a chemical plant explosion, Is completely bulletproof), Hypersonic speeds (Possesses speed far above a regular human, Effortlessly outspeeds bullets and explosions, Can effortlessly break the sound barrier, Can fly faster than Boeing Airplanes), His Heat Vision is powerful enough to harm the likes of Maeve and Stormfront, Can scream loud enough to shatter glass and crack concrete, Has X-Ray vision, His sense of hearing is so strong he can hear from miles away.
Weaknesses: Despite being physically superhuman Homelander is extremely mentally weak and prone to violent outbursts and meltdowns when things don’t go his way, Possesses a massive god complex which can easily be used against him, Needs solid ground under him to lift great weights.
Chibi information (FYI I'm using a grown up Chibi)
Height:6 foot
Weight:200lbs
Weapons:Bare Hands, various visions, supersuit.
Strengths:as one of Dolly's many children hes a capable superhero and is physically the strongest of the children. Superhuman strength (Picked up a mountain once trying to find a secret hideout. Flew through an airship trying to stop it from crashing.) Superhuman durability (has been hit with pretty much everything a human can throw at him. Survived his own various eye powers reflected back at him considering most are lasers freeze rays petrifcation and vaporizeation. Yeah.) Hypersonic speed (constantly Flys fast enough to create sonic booms and Mach cones showing he can go Mach 5 at least.) His super suit allows him to use any eye power he's not using so he can help anyone else he wants. He's got every eye/vision power in the books. He can see through anyone's lies somehow can naturally tell if someone's good or bad. He's used to navigating the world without seeing where he's going.
Weaknesses:he's not the brightest. He's pretty gullable. He does things without subtly (ripped up a mountain cause he didn't know how to find a hidden base. He often forgets how strong he is and breaks things on accidentally.) He fights like a school yard child cause he hates fighting others because he's more of the save kittens and help school children kind of hero.
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