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Draco works in a bakery. In the back, after it’s closed, cleaning. It’s hard work. He doesn't mind it.
Draco works in a bakery. The same one he’s been working for ages, in the back, except now he works with dough and crème pât. It’s early mornings and long shifts.
Draco works in a bakery. He’s the first one in, unlocking the door every morning. He flicks the lightswitch, turns on the coffee machine. The sign on the door has his name.
Draco works in a bakery, even though he doesn’t have to. The most popular item on the menu, the most ridiculous thing he’s come up with, is sold out every single day. People queue for it in all his locations. He has made his first million galleons ages ago, yet he still comes to work and puts an apron on.
Draco doesn’t work in a bakery anymore because his grandkids begged him to take it easy for once. He bakes at home a lot though, like this morning, a batch of gingerbread cookies; his favourite thing to make, the one that’s made his bakeries famous. He waits for them to cool, coffee cup warming his hands. He pipes on golden round glasses carefully, adds the sharp edges of a lighting bolt. His husband will laugh and shake his head when he comes downstairs.
#drarry#225 words#microfic#drarry micro#drarry microfic#draco/harry#draco malfoy#harry potter#draco malfoy/harry potter
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Micro fic, Barty and Evan are visited by a policeman and a child
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Barty and Evan opens the door to their home. In front of them stands a policeman with a baby in his hands. "Are you Mr. and..." He looks skeptically between the two boys back and forth, ".. and Mr. Rosier?"
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Half an hour later the three men and the baby are sitting in the living room of Barty and Evans home.
Barty just stares at the small child sitting in his Armchair, but Evan trys to unterstand the situation.
"Okay, but why do you want US to take the child?!"
The Policeman rolls his eyes and explaines again.
"So, The parents were killed last week. The next possible person for this child is his Godfather, but he is in prison. His husband is untraceable . We think, he run away and joined the.. "
He stopped, before he could say 'Werewolfs'
"... to join another group. Thr parents didn't have other relatives. So we are looking for the Family of the godfather. His brother is untraceable too, and his heirs are Ms. Pandora Lovegood, who is intractable as well, and you two. So now, good luck with Harry."
Barty tries to talk to the child, after the policeman left them alone with baby Harry.
But Evan doesn't like this.
"You want a beer?"
"He's 1!"
"I don't know, what am I supposed to do with him?!"
#225 words#dead gay wizards#marauders#remus lupin#harry potter#marauders era#james potter#sirius black#jegulus#rosekiller#regulus and evan and barty#evan rosier#evan barty regulus#regulus and barty#barty crouch jr#barty x evan#james x regulus#harry potter marauders
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As you're about to sit down at the only place you can find on the giant step of the coloseum, you notice the spot is covered by the long free-flowing hair of the dwarven lady sitting infront of the spot. You look around and see how far you'd need to go before deciding it's not worth it and claim the spot, trying to avoid the hair as much as possible. As the band starts to warm up, you see her sqirm a bit, her hair doesn't seem pulled, softly running down her back. Then she turns to you with furrowed brow, "You're sitting on my pubes!" You raise yourself slighty as she stands up, and sure enough, the hair from her head ends at her hind. She mustn't have realized it trailed behind her from under her skirt. As you sort out not pulling the locks, she huffs at you disapprovingly. Then, "I thank my lucky stars, you stod up!" A wizard woman said to her "You've been sitting on my beard this whole time!" The dwarvan lady looks at her surprised, then, a smile forms on her bearded lips as she rolls her eyes at you "Alright, I forgive you." She chuckles with a snear, then she sits down closer to the wizard, careful of their hair, and starts a conversation with her.
#fantasy#short short#flash fiction#high fantasy#wizard#fantasy dwarf#fantasy flash fiction#you know what happens after.#i know its bad but its funny. because she was a hypocrit.#one min read#225 words#under 500 words#under 1000 words#writing
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Studies have shown that those who do not eat food, consume water, and breathe air are all dead. wait- STOP RIGHT NOW, Harrison Kip! Were you about to complain in the tags that it’s all three at once??? Don’t do it, Mr. Kip! How can you need food/water/air if you really need food/water/air to survive???
This poll has been brought to you by our sponsor, The Council for Food/Water/Air.
#welcome to night vale#wtnv#wtnv podcast#wtnv 227#wtnv 226#wtnv 225#a word with dr. jones#creditors#renegotiations
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the Number One Kasper Rhodes Fan when they hear the words "Sand Wastes": O IU G H HN N G G HGG AGAGGRVR R F G G H💥💥💥💥💥 GGRR R R R RHIIISS S S S S SSSHHEGEGR R RHG H HG G 💥💥💥🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩 GRGR BBBARAFAHHRKKA WOOFOFOFOOFOF 💥💥💥
#wtnv#wtnv 225#<- sort of?#wtnv spoilers#sorry every time i hear those words i black out and pay attention to nothing else and overthink it
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i NEED CHARLES THE THEOLOGIST
(crying on the floor)
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🚨KOSA is back and being pushed heavily in congress right now
I really hate to do this, but KOSA, the bill that is a mass censorship and surveillance bill that will specifically censor all LGBT content online to "protect kids", is back.
KOSA advocates have brought in support from Elon Musk (I wish I was making this up) and are trying to get him to get Donald Trump to speak out in support of it. (And they lie and tell us it's not an anti-queer bill 🙄). The reason so is because the holdouts that are stopping this from passing are...republicans. It's GOP House leaders Steve Scalise and Mike Johnson. If they succeed and put this in an end of year spending bill, it will be near impossible to get it out and it will most likely be passed. Pro-KOSA advocates were on the hill today pushing hard to pass it. They have a lot of support behind them. There is only two weeks left in congress, so if they don't succeed, it's over.
The ONLY way this bill has stalled so much so far is because of calls driven to congress. It has worked and can still work. Please, spread this as much as you can and call House leadership and spread the word! You don't have to be from their district. You can pretend to be GOP. It doesn't matter, just call and voice your opposition. Trump and Musk clearly have a lot of sway over these people and I'm really scared they will succeed at the last minute!!
Here are their numbers: Scalise: 202-225-3015 Johnson: 202-225-2777
If you don't know what to say, use either call script! It takes less than a minute, I swear.
SOURCE: https://x.com/omaseddiq/status/1866621865793314845?t=9pJm-QRdqJg30E_rVuhINw&s=19
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Guess who just impulse backed the cipher cult earlybird signed tier
#literally talking about it with cal the other day like Yeahhh I don't think $225 is worth it for just two items#Well cal is offline rn so I can buy anything I want.#words words words
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"HB 777 not only would fine libraries and librarians, but it would possibly require hard labor by those found guilty. Read that again: librarians would be sentenced to hard labor for daring to join their largest professional organization.
The bill would also potentially kill one of the largest graduate school programs in the state of Louisiana, Louisiana State University’s Masters of Library and Information Science program. Like all Master of Library and Information Science programs, it is accredited by the ALA and goes through a rigorous process to ensure that the curriculum is up-to-date and aligned with best practices in libraries.
Even if the bill is limited “only” to the use of tax money to support membership or attendance/enrollment in ALA-sponsored professional development, take a moment to look into whether or not police, fire, or other public entities are subject to similar legislation in Louisiana or elsewhere. You probably know the answer–and you probably won’t be surprised that one of the few institutional benefits offered to library workers is such membership.
If you haven’t been paying attention until now or you’ve thought these fears when laid out over the last several years were hyperbole and this is your wakeup call, there’s no time like the present to get to work advocating on behalf of your library. If you live in Louisiana, contact your representatives as soon as possible (here’s a very easy way to do that!). You can also reach out to Kellee Dickerson by phone at (225) 380-4232 and email [email protected].
Then, reach out to your own libraries and offer your support, either by showing up at board meetings and/or running for those board positions when vacancies occur. Go borrow books from the library and get your writing hands going with letters to your local papers.
EveryLibrary also has a petition you can sign related to HB777."
Please take the time to sign the petition, spread the word, and support your local library.
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My presentation isn't long enough yet 775/1000–1200 words and I was looking up the advice and it's like
Look at your feedback for your last presentation, how could you improve your slides and script?
I got full marks I am apparently perfect but I still do not have enough words
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a/n: since when was fat a bad word? dni ugly fatphobes genuinely kiss my fat black ass.
content warning: more freaky froggie stuff becus cupid does it best!!
men whom love fat women !!
yes fat. with bellies that fold under their clothes and poke through their high waisted jeans. chunky arms that jiggle when they move, and that oh so lovely layer of fat under their chins, giving their round faces an almost childish glem. don't get them started on stretch marks— the tiger strips that cover their tummies, shoulders, and jiggly thighs only add to the mouthwatering appeal. fat women that are just so biteable, edible, and loveable. big strong men who laugh find it absolutely laughable at the thought of not being able to handle a woman with extra meat on their bones. was that a challenge? they sure see it as one.
big strong nasty men who laugh deep and proud as they squeal and gasp in surprise when they're lifted off their feet and chucked around like they didn't weigh over 225. proud nasty brutes who prove they can handle it by fucking their chunky lady standing up. holding every squish of fat up as they ram their even bigger cocks into their messy little pussies. dropping dumb dick that has them gasping and begging for air.
brutes who don't stop until they have their woman fucked out and panting. proud like they've just won the lottery. "still think i can't handle you?."
fuck. he sure can..
— REINER! REINER! REINER! SOAP! SOAP! SOAP!
#anime x chubby reader#x chubby reader#x fat reader#anime x black!reader#chubby reader#aot x chubby reader#jjk x chubby reader#cod x chubby reader#bts x chubby reader#x reader#ghost x reader#reiner x black reader#soap x reader#saurrr cutie !!
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Succeeds in making that fan collection of every Lucifer meta I can find but just on that one post
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.𖥔 ˖ִ ࣪15 boyfriend habits of Ni-ki˖ִ ࣪⚝₊˖ִ ࣪
つ◕_◕つ Yoshi: hey guys I'm sorry I haven't been posting lately, but I am going to be making a promise, that I'll post every day of December, so be ready!!!
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Goofy ahh boyfriend, Idk why but I think he'd be lowkey brain rot
he would always make fun of you every time he gets
mocks you about your height 24/7
he never fails to make you laugh
hides stuff in the upper shelves so you would need his help
pranks you all the time
once he pranked you so badly that you started crying from how badly he scared you
don't worry though he carried you to the sofa and gave you cuddles and begged you for forgiveness
complains about you stealing his stuff but secretly loves it
he thinks you look so small and cuddable (Grammarly says it's not a word but from now on it is)
sometimes he wants to bite you from cuteness aggression
he likes to pick you up spin you around and throw you on his bed
every time he hugs you he mocks you and says "Where did y/n go?" cuz you look so small around him🤏
he gets you gifts every time he sees something that reminds him of you
even though Ni-ki may not say that he loves you so much, he loves you with all his heart you're his whole world and don't need anything else.
YOSHI's Shelf
#kpop#cute#fluff#enhypen#kpop imagines#enhypen x reader#viral#enhypen niki#fypシ#fypシ゚viral#fyp#fypage#fypツ#tumblr fyp#nishimura riki#niki x reader#ni ki#riki x reader#riki x you#enhypen riki#enha#riki x y/n#niki x you#niki x y/n#foryopage#boyfriend#imagine
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brace - Jegulus Microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 225
It's not for any particular reason Regulus picks this bench.
Or, at least, he tries to tell himself that. But as he sits quietly, reading his book and enjoying the cool morning breeze, he knows he's lying to himself. Because every few words, he looks up and around, not taking in a single word of the page he's been staring at for the past ten minutes.
At least, after five more minutes of distraction, he's rewarded.
James Potter comes running up the path, spots him, and grins the type of grin that makes Regulus's stomach drop and his knees turn to jelly. Slowing and stopping, the older boy moves to brace his body against a tree as he stretches his legs and tilts his chin in acknowledgement, calling, "Hey, Reggie! Beautiful morning, isn't it?"
"Don't call me that!" is all he retorts, but his cheeks light up pink and his whole body warms at the way James responds with a laugh.
And then the Gryffindor moves closer, stopping right in front of Regulus's bench, biting his lip and raising an eyebrow. "The view's extra perfect this morning, actually," he drawls, eyes shining.
But before Regulus can respond, James runs off, his laughter leaving strange bubbling joy in Regulus's chest, and he can't even deny it anymore:
Regulus will be back in the same spot tomorrow.
#marauders#harry potter#marauders era#marauders fandom#fanfic#harry potter marauders#the marauders#marauders harry potter#marauders fanfic#the marauders era#marauder era#marauders fanfiction#marauders fic#james potter x regulus black#james and regulus#james potter#james x regulus#regulus x james#regulus and james#regulus black#regulus arcturus black#james loves regulus#regulus deserved better#regulus black x james potter#jegulus#jegulus microfic#starchaser#sunseeker
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Words have no meaning now. We've reached the point where we should be holding each other, without saying anything.
Maria Casarès to Albert Camus, Correspondance, March 1, 1950 [#225]
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Hint: If you ever encounter this puzzle in a crossword app, just [term for someone with a competitive and high-achieving personality].
A Crossword Puzzle [Explained]
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[A square 15x15 crossword puzzle is shown. Only 21 of the 225 squares are black. The black squares are in a pattern that are 180 degree rotationally symmetrical. Three black squares down from the 11th column and similarly three black squares up from the 5th column. Three black squares out from the right in row 7 and then two more black squares diagonally up from the end. Similarly three black squares out from the left in row 9 with two more black squares diagonally down from the end. A single black square is three above the first black square on the diagonal going down to the right and similarly there is a black square three under the first of the diagonal squares going down to the left. (Row 6 column 12 and Row 10 column 4). Finally there are three black squares on a diagonal crossing over the central point by going up from the left through the central point (Row 8 column 8). There are numbers at the top of every column (except the one that is a black square) and similarly at the left edge of all rows (except the one that is a black square). There are also numbers at the bottom of every black segment (except the one that reaches the bottom) and all rows after black segments except the one that reaches the right edge. In total all numbers from 1 to 51 is written. They are written in reading order from 1 to 51.]
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51
[Below the square there are two rows of clues for each number that belongs to across (rows) and to the right there are one row of clues for each number that belongs to down (columns). Both segments have an underlined and bold title above the clues. ]
'''Across'''
1. Famous Pvt. Wilhelm quote
11. IPv6 address record
15. "CIPHERTEXT" decrypted with Vigenère key "CIPHERTEXT"
16. 8mm diameter battery
17. "Warthog" attack aircraft
18. Every third letter in the word for "inability to visualize"
19. An acrostic hidden on the first page of the dictionary
21. Default paper size in Europe
22. First four unary strings
23. Lysine codon
24. 40 CFR Part 63 subpart concerning asphalt pollution
25. Top bond credit rating
26. Audi coupe
27. A pair of small remote batteries, when inserted
29. Unofficial Howard Dean slogan
32. A 4.0 report card
33. The "Harlem Globetrotters of baseball" (vowels only)
34. 2018 Kiefer song
35. Top Minor League tier
36. Reply elicited by a dentist
38. ANAA's airport
41. Macaulay Culkin's review of aftershave
43. Marketing agency trade grp.
44. Soaring climax of Linda Eder's ''Man of La Mancha''
46. Military flight community org.
47. Iconic line from ''Tarzan''
48. Every other letter of Jimmy Wales's birth state
49. Warthog's postscript after "They call me ''mister'' pig!"
50. Message to Elsa in ''Frozen 2''
51. Lola, when betting it all on Black 20 in ''Run Lola Run''
“Down
1. Game featuring "a reckless disregard for gravity"
2. 101010101010101010101010 [sub]2→16
3. Google phone released July '22
4. It's five times better than that ''other'' steak sauce
5. ToHex(43690)
6. Freddie Mercury lyric from ''Under Pressure''
7. Full-size Audi luxury sedan
8. Fast path through a multiple choice marketing survey
9. 12356631 in base 26
10. Viral Jimmy Barnes chorus
11. Ruby Rhod catchphrase
12. badbeef + 9efcebbb
13. In Wet Let's ''Ur Mum'', what the singer has been practicing
14. Refrain from Nora Reed bot
20. Mario button presses to ascend Minas Tirith's walls
24. Vermont historic route north from Bennington
26. High-budget video game
28. Unorthodox Tic-Tac-Toe win
29. String whose SHA-256 hash ends "...689510285e212385"
30. Arnold's remark to the Predator
31. The vowels in the fire salamander's binomial name
32. Janet Leigh ''Psycho'' line
34. Seven 440Hz pulses
37. Audi luxury sports sedan
38. A half-dozen eggs with reasonably firm yolks
39. 2-2-2-2-2-2 on a multitap phone keypad
40. .- .- .- .- .- .-
42. Rating for China's best tourist attractions
43. Standard drumstick size
45. "The rain/in Spain/falls main-/ly on the plain" rhyme scheme
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