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my mundane super power is being really good at picking out what strings of words can be sung to the tune of “teenage mutant ninja turtles.” this is primarily a curse.
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Buddie AUs over 20k
To catch up on recommending fics in my bookmarks, I'll also try to make some lists instead of posting one fic per post. Though some fics might also still get their own posts even while added in a list.
To start, here are some finished Buddie AUs with more than 20k words
(I made this list in March so it doesn't have any newer fics. Soon I want to spend a day dedicated to catching up to new fics and adding posts to my queue here)
what if you're someone I just want around by ReallySmartLadyMarieCurie
20k, Rated T
"Eddie pauses in his typing, glancing at Buck and trying to figure him out. He seems so eager to help and to please, so willing to take some of the burden in order to make others happy. It’s the sort of presence that Eddie’s been craving in his life. One that he’s missed since Shannon’s fatal accident. And he’s incredibly handsome. He’s got conventional good looks and a beautiful smile, but that pink little splotch above his eye, which Eddie guesses is a birthmark, is really what brings it home."
Or, Eddie Diaz is a successful boxer who's been making a big name for himself in recent years. Buck is a fan, but he certainly never expected to end up at Eddie's house after the man calls 9-1-1 when his son gets sick.
I love the way you spoil me, baby by rosebuddiekin
33,8K, rated E
“I, uh, I was actually at that coffee shop to meet with someone else. You see, for the past few years, I’ve been a sugar daddy on a site that connects people looking for similar things. I was supposed to meet with a prospective baby that day, but then I saw you. And I felt drawn to you, so I messaged the guy I was supposed to be seeing and told him I had to cancel. I just, I thought you should know. That I should be upfront about it from the start.”
Eddie’s fork drops to his plate, making a small clatter. He can feel that his mouth is agape. He’s very glad he hadn’t taken another bite or sip of anything while Buck spoke. Because what the actual fuck? Buck… is a sugar daddy.
OR: Buck is a sugar daddy who wants to spoil Eddie rotten and take care of everything for him. Eddie has never had that sort of relationship but is willing to give it a try. There is plenty of adventure along the way.
Sunny skies & summer high by prettyboybuckley
Sequel to a one shot, 43,8K, rated E
"Well, I kind of want to kiss you right now but that's usually something that happens at the end of a first date, right?" Buck asks, doing a weird movement with his eyebrows in an attempt to be funny.
Eddie chuckles, wrinkling his nose a little.
"I guess, yeah," he mutters. "Think we're doing this a little backward already anyway, so are there any rules to follow?"
He's got a point there, and even then Buck has never really been the kind of guy who follows rules, so he ends up leaning over the center console as he uses one hand to pull Eddie's face towards him. It's a short kiss, a simple peck hello that Eddie chases after when Buck pulls away again.
OR: Buck and Eddie sneak around behind Eddie’s family’s back, spend the summer together, smoke a lot of weed, and fall in love along the way
Kiss me before It's over (if only for a minute) by Bob_loblaws_lawblog
54,2K, Rated E
Evan Buckley is living out his childhood dream as the star hitter for the Philadelphia Phillies. He’s climbing the ranks, improving his stats with every single game – he’s unstoppable.
That is, until the Los Angeles Angels get a new pitcher seemingly out of nowhere. Known for his strong arm and tricky curve balls, Eddie Diaz is one of the few pitchers in the nation who consistently makes Buck strike out, and its infuriating. Even from the sixty feet that separate them between the batter’s box and the pitcher’s mound, the weight of Diaz’s gaze is enough to make Buck’s blood boil.
Because Buck doesn’t get nervous on game day, he never feels calmer than when he steps up to the plate with the bat in his hand – it’s where he belongs. But when he sees Eddie Diaz standing on that mound, his stomach flips and nerves spark across his skin.
Because if there is one thing Buck knows for sure, it is that he hates Eddie Diaz.
… Until he doesn’t.
Traded by princessfbi
23,7K, rated M
Really, it was Lena’s fault. She’d been the one to demand a video when Eddie had finally caved and sent an SOS to the group chat asking if anyone was willing to trade.
“Is anyone interested in trading jerseys with me? Preferably for a smaller size,” Eddie had said because knowing his coworkers, one of them would’ve been a smart ass and gave him an even bigger size. “I ordered an XL because I’m usually a XL but… the way it fits makes me look like I’m fucking one of the players.”
Eddie wasn't trying to go viral. He just wanted to trade his jersey. But then something called Booktok got involved.
Bartender!Eddie Diaz x Hockey Player!Evan Buckley
Snowed Inn by brewrosemilk
31,1K, rated M
Rivaling for a promotion, journalists Evan Buckley and Eddie Diaz get sent to a small town where they are each to write a piece on a once illustrious inn and its rich history. For two talented and overconfident authors, it sounds like an easy assignment - but in between a violent snowstorm, blocked roads, heated stares, and a struggling inn, Buck and Eddie may just have to abandon their rivalry and accept each other as partners.
Don't play games (come my way) by letmetellyouaboutmyfeels
43,1K, Rated E
Buck hates Eddie Diaz.
Ever since his publishing company and Eddie's merged, the man has been nothing but a pain in Buck's ass. The way he nitpicks all of Buck's company emails, the way he spends half his day bickering with Buck, the way he makes Buck's stomach flip and the way he's started haunting Buck's dreams... yeah, it's one hundred percent hate. Definitely. Buck's sure of it.
Because what the hell else could it be?
Falling slowly; sing your melody (I'll sing it loud) by princessfbi
55,3K, Rated E
Buck didn’t like him at first.
Eddie Diaz was all hard lines and strict rules with a bone structure that could cut through glass and scared away his fans. Which... if you asked Bobby, was the point but still!
He also yelled at Buck which was fine. It’s not like it hurt his feelings.
It didn’t.
It didn’t, Maddie!
It also definitely didn’t turn Buck on either. Nope.
Stop it, Maddie!
After a traumatizing home invasion, Bobby Nash decides to hire a bodyguard for his lead singer.
Musician!Buck Bodyguard!Eddie
More fics to be recommended soon!
#911#buddie#911 on abc#buddie fanfic rec#buddie fanfiction#rated m#rated e#20k+#alternate universe#buddie recommendations#buddie au#911 abc#911 fanfiction
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what the water gave me
by ohmygodwhy on ao3 | @gaycinema
asoiaf | theon greyjoy/robb stark | ghosts/haunting au | rated m | 24k
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Theon’s journey to Pyke is delayed. Balon rebels early. Robb does his duty. Afterwards, Theon cannot seem to leave him in peace.
(This is a ghost story.)
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one of my all-time favourite asoiaf fics!! which is saying a LOT because i've read many, and have only bookmarked three (this being one of them!!) what the water gave me was sent to me by my friend @krakerjaksstuff in the autumn of last year, and it's one of the most incredible things i've ever read. a real 10/10, gut-punch of a fic, every emotional beat hits, all of the character voices are INCREDIBLE, it's a memorable heart-breaking journey from start to finish
favourite excerpt:
Robb wished so badly to separate his best friend from the body below him, but Theon would not let him—Robb had felt these hands upon him in countless ways, he had seen Theon’s hair fan out in the hot springs like this as he dipped his head below the water. Every moment was an excruciating reminder of who he was killing and how.
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have you read this fic? if yes, leave kudos, leave comments, give it a bookmark. if you haven't, go read it! interact!! show the author just how amazing their writing is!!
#disastrousrecs#fic rec#kjs#m/m#theon greyjoy#throbb#robb stark#theon x robb#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#20k+#rating: m
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I have been tagged by dear beloved @marswasnothere about the fic thing and get ready for the chaos that is me writing. You learn NOTHING from my WIP titles, vibes only. (Word vomit first, edit second)
Rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous and tag as many people as you have WIPs. People send an ask with the title that most intrigues them, then you post a snippet or tell them something about it!
- our voices, our voices a storm
- Why have you cast me down, O my soul?
- And if you feel the great dividing (I wanna be the one you're guiding)
- Snippets
(yeah)
- Untitled document
(yeah X2)
- Untitled document
(yeah x10000)
A last one:
- Reckless Thoughts 3
I want @adimouze oomfie to tell us the title name of grid demon au so here u go
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The Lip-Lock Jinx: 20.4k
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, one-shot, eighth year.
#drarry#20k+#getting together#love confession#not in a relationship#drarry fic rec#epilogue what epilogue#first kiss#fluff#light angst#magical illness#magical condition#eighth year#hogwarts#post war#hermione x ron#previous Harry x Ginny
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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
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i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.
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happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates
#first year i've both remembered and also thought of smt to draw for neil day LOL#neil banging out the tunes#lady normalgirl and her eunuch#my doods#omg two lng posts in a row whats the world coming to lmao#10k#< for posterity this got 10K IN FOUR HOURS ????? the power of neil omg#20k#30k#40k#50k
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Mona Lisa cat nest 😭
#cats#cats of tumblr#catblr#video#mona lisa#art#leonardo da vinci#da vinci#1k#cat#10k#20k#30k#40k#50k#60k
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For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying
#its so funn y im shitting mysel f#i got so caught up in the bit i forgot it was not a wide held bit#simply a bit between siblings#Up to something#Jimmy carter#1k#5k#10k#20k#50k
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lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna
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#reddit#the way I clasped my hand over my mouth in silent horror before scrolling down#the grimace gallery#20k
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i feel strongly about this
#every time i turn on the captions on a big famous youtubers vid and it just uses autogenerated im like grrrrr#but every time i turn on captions on a one person project 4 hr video essay and theyre manually written an angel gets its wings#im not deaf or HoH either. i just fucking lvoe captions#text#1k#2k#uh oh people rightfully so said it was ironic i didnt put alt text on this. there is alt text now!#5k#10k#20k#30k#40k#50k
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Stab a politician day!!!!
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What's the process if you're a superhero and you come out as trans
Do you tell your villains?
Do you keep it a secret so no one can connect Spider-Man with your secret identity for a while? Or do you pop a pronouns pin on your costume and the next time you web up Doctor Octopus and he goes "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME SPIDER-MAN" you go "Spider-Girl actually! I've been figuring out some shit"
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