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Spiders have been following me all my life since early childhood.
Even if its spider man or angel dust.
Such signs forthcoming in my life.
Honestly amazing.
Now i just wanna talk with Michael kovach and blake roman. Just stoned i guess. Lol. Let alone 2024 with earth rabbits like me being in this years coming events. I'll take anything just as long its safe and mindful.
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DOWN THIS RABBIT HOLE WE GO ! nite's kinktober 2024 m.list
ladies and gentlemen im about to match your freak this october
â° may include. blue lock, genshin, honkai star rail, zzz, jjk, obey me, whb, twst
MESSAGE: warning i have not written anything yet lmao we're about to go in this bitch blind but lust is blind and baby imma read this like braille. this will be updated throughout the month also ignore my incoherent horny ramblings along the way. also i made this list myself. i made sure to choose all the freaky ones
day one | magical healing cock
PURIâPURI HEALING CUM GO! magical girl! childe / reader â° oh no! while fighting the big bad monster, pureâaqua accidentally let you, a civillian, get caught in the crossfire! before you transform into one of the baddie's goons, pureâaqua needs to give you a magical girl's cum before it's too late!
day two | lactation
MY TITS ARE DOWN HERE! gallagher / gn! reader â° he's tired of slutting it out everyday for you and never catching your eye. after ingesting a vial out of sheer desperation, his heavy chest is now leaking milk andâ oh dear, you wouldn't mind relieving his poor, swollen tits, right?
day three | audience
CLIP THAT, CHAT! streamers! venti, xiao, scara, heizou, kazuha / f! reader â° in a sex-positive world, showing off your nethers isn't going to earn you a ban on twitch.com. you, however, are a prude, and your streamer roommates are about to break you in front of the entire world just to change that.
day four | pegging
BY MY COCK YOU SHALL REPENT! oliver aiku / gn! reader â° playboys are the scum of the earth! you've watched all your friends cry one after the other because of some stupid washed-up soccer player. the last straw is oliver making your older sister cry! luckily, you've got just the right utensils to make him taste his own medicine...
day five | sex toys
THE MAGICAL POCKET PUSSY! ace trappola / afab! reader / deuce spade â° there's always something happening in night raven college, but even adeuce didn't expect a pocket pussy arriving on their front door step. there's really no harm in trying it out but huh... it feels so warm and wet... and huh! why are you blushing and squirming like that!?
day six | size difference
I'M JUST A GIRL :( true form! ryomen sukuna / f! reader â° after witnessing japan's newest oppressor in person, him and his 10 feet, four-armed, mouth-belly glory is all you can think about. so you accidentally stumble near his territory... just in time for sukuna to start wanting some fresh meat to make a snack of.
day seven | oviposition
TO EGG OR NOT TO EGG. naga! jamil viper / afab! reader â° you've been hearing rumors about a mythical naga residing in the forests. as an avid... researcher, you venture into the deep in search for the truth. you meet him, and quickly find yourself as his breeding ground this mating season.
day eight | monsterfucking
đstay tuned for this day's lucky bastard!
we're not done yet !
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Stray Kids and the Type of Sex Toys They Like
Summary: my thoughts on the type of sex toys skz likes to use on reader.
Pairing: OT8 idol Stray Kids x fab reader
Word Count: 1.2k
Genre: smut 18+ MDNI
Warnings: sex toys (obviously), squirting, anal play, clit play, p in v penetration, creampie (wrap it up)
Notes: I know there's other opinions out there on this, but this is my two sense of the topic heh. I hope you like it!
Please consider a reblog, comment, or like! âĄ
Please do not copy, translate, modify, use, or repost this work elsewhere without my permission. ©moonchild9350 (2024)
Bangchan Chan likes to use a dildo on you. He likes to drag the silicon shaped cock in and out of your walls, watching you thrust your hips upwards, matching his pace. He thinks the best part however, is when he getâs you one that is shaped like his cock, down to the vein that runs along the underside of his shaft. You like that one the most as it feels the closet to him. He praises you as you take it, watching as you hold your legs open for him. He maneuvers the toy so good, he gets to watch you squirt all over the toy and his hand, a smile on his face. Heâs proud of his baby girl. Now that the warm up is done, heâs ready to give you his actual cock.
Lee Know Now Minho loves to use a pussy pump on you. He loves to clasp the pump on your dripping folds, listening to you whine in anticipation. He presses the button, the suction increasing the blood flow to your pussy and once heâs satisfied and youâre a moaning mess, heâll release the pump and remove it. His favorite part is looking at your pussy, all swollen, nice and red, the lips engorged. Dragging his finger through your folds gets you whining, the pleasure heightened. Heâll get it cock out and bring it to your folds, tapping it on the swollen flesh. When he finally drags his cock through your lips, he lets out the loudest moan, the feeling of his cock snug between your lips is heaven on earth. Bonus for both of you if he plays with your clit, buried beneath the puffy folds.
Changbin I think Changbin likes to use either a dildo or rabbit vibrator on you, depending on how he wants to tease you. His personal favorite though is the rabbit vibrator as he can fuck you with it but also play with your pretty clit. Now Iâve touched on this before, but heâll love turning it to the highest setting, and thrusting it through your warm walls, watching your pussy stretch around it. A plus is hearing your sweet moans as the rabbit ears stimulate your clit again and again with each thrust. He canât wait to bury his cock within your walls, but until then, heâs going to make sure his sweet bunny cums on the toy first.
Hyunjin Now for Hyunjin, you love using a cock ring on him. Even though itâs not for you, it really turns you on listening to him whine and beg for you to touch him. Itâll start out with him pressing kisses to your lips, your jaw, your neck, before heâs rutting into your thigh, seeking some form of friction. You know what he wants, his sub side showing. Once you have him naked, you slide on the ring, his breath hitching at the sensation. His cock stands hard and pretty, his tip redder than usual. When your pretty boy cums, itâs your favorite sight. You like to watch as he thrashes around, his belly contracting with each twitch of his cock as his cum spurts out, painting your walls white. You love watching his eyes roll to the back of his head at the intensity of his orgasm. A bonus is how cuddly heâll get once you clean both of you off, as he doesnât want to leave your side.
Han Jisung loves using an anal plug on you, sometimes while he wears one too. He likes to tease your rim, circling the muscle with his finger before pushing one in, teasing your hole. Eventually he gets impatient and pushes the plug against your hole, watching as it stretches around the plug and get sucked in, as it rests perfectly within your tight walls. He thrusts the plug in and out again and again, causing you to let out a moan, music to his ears. But of course, itâs not Jisung if he doesnât get all desperate and whiny himself, as he begins to hump the sheets, seeking some friction too. The pleasure gets too much for him and stops teasing your hole, focusing on his orgasm as he cums on the sheets. He feels a little embarrassed and sad that he neglected you, but makes it up by giving you the best orgasm of your life afterwards, playing with your ass once more with the plug and teasing your clit.
Felix I think Felix would love using an anal plug on you as well. This is a topic Iâve touched on before as well, but heâll like you to wear it all day, prepping your hole for later to take his cock. Sometimes heâll use the vibrating anal plug, turning it on at random times throughout the day. It turns him on to see you try to resist the pleasure, when he turns the plug on. He knows youâre just dripping into your panties, wanting nothing more than to bury his face in your pussy to taste you. Once it is time to remove the plug, he withdraws it slowly, watching as your rim stretches over the body of the plug. He loves seeing your gaping hole once heâs completely removed it, as you make it wink back at him. He feels at home once heâs able to sink his cock into your ass, prepped nicely for his girth.
Seungmin Seungmin is the torture king, Iâm one hundred percent convinced. He was so excited when you bought a Hitachi wand one day, excitedly presenting the toy to him. That night heâll have you spread out on your bed, as he pressed the wand on your clit. He loves watching your thrash, the pleasure building with each passing moment as he brings you to your orgasm. He doesnât stop there however as he turns up the wand and presses it it your clit once more. Eventually it becomes too much, your legs closing around the toy, your hands reaching to push it away. Seungmin will just slap your hands away and push your legs back open so he can watch your pussy clench again and again over nothing as he brings you to yet another orgasm.
Jeongin I struggled with this one just because Jeongin can either be super innocent or an absolute menace. In the end, I think he would love to use a bullet vibrator for quickies. He loves to give you pleasure and sometimes he just doesnât want to have to strip you completely down in order to make you cum. He loves that he can use it anywhere. Heâll pull you aside, somewhere secluded and pull the little device from his pocket before sliding it into your sweats and immediately pressing it to your clit. He likes to get you there quick, using the triple speed setting. He loves as you tense up before your orgasm hits, grasping at his back, shoulders, anything to ground yourself as you ride the vibrator. Once you come down, heâll pull it from you, turning it off before slipping the vibrator into his mouth, licking up your arousal, not wasting a drop.
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Kinktober Day 9 - Yandere!Hybrid!Hongjoong + Predator/Prey & Marking
Anonymous Said: Hongjoong from ateez. Consensual Predator/ Prey & Biting/ Marking. Yandere & Hybrid. A/n: Hongjoong and Predator/Prey just go together so well, oh my lord. Also, I sort of pictured him like Klaus from Vampire Diaries/The Originals in this. I hope you like it!! Warnings/Genre/Rating: 18+ MDNI - Smut, Mature, Established Relationship, Yandere, Possession, Monster Features Word Count: 1,239 Kinktober 2024 Mini Masterlist
âItâs cute how you think you can escape me.â His voice is nothing but calm, seeming to echo around you in all directions. âThereâs no way out, My Love. The sooner you give yourself to me, the better this will be for the both of us.â
Your eyes dart every which way, back pressed firmly against a large tree. The surrounding forest is dark, the moon hiding behind a cloud and making it even harder for you to see your surroundings. Your heart pounds relentlessly inside of your chest, ears ringing as you strain to hear even a hint of his movements drawing near.
âI can hear your heartbeat, My Love.â Hongjoong hums, sounding slightly closer than was before. âYour body calls to me. It beckons me, and once I catch you, you will finally be mine.â
Cautiously, you peek around the tree, scanning the darkness for any signs of movement. It sounds as if heâs coming from off to your left, yet for all you can see, the forrest surrounding you is completely still.
Taking a low, deep breath in, you dart behind another tree.
Keep moving. You have to keep moving.
An eerie, high pitched giggle reverberates around the area, making your heart stutter inside of your chest.
âOh, My Love,â The grin he wears is clear in his voice. âDo you really think you have a way out of this?â
A gentle breeze drifts through the trees, stirring the leaves that litter the ground. Their soft rustling is deafening, covering the sound of footfalls stalking ever closer to where youâre hiding.
âDid you really think that I would ever let you go, once I set my sights on you?â Thereâs an almost air of condescension to his voice as it slowly crescendos around you. âDid you not know that from the very first moment we met, you were mine?â
A golden glint through the darkness catches your eye, and you swear that your heart stops. Your breath catches, body tensing only for a moment before youâre taking off sprinting deeper into the woods.
A maniacal laugh fills the air around you.
âThatâs it, Little Rabbit,â His gleeful shout can be heard all around you. âRun! Run right into my loving arms!â
You donât even spare a glance behind you, lungs burning as you attempt to fill them with air. Your feet begin to hurt from how hard theyâre pounding on the earth beneath you, knees threatening to give out as you hear rustling behind you.
You know itâs pointless to try and outrun him, but like hell youâre not going to try.
A moment passes, suspended in time. As if the whole world freezes around you, the air being knocked from your lungs.
âFound you.âÂ
The harsh bark of a tree digs into the skin of your back, shirt torn in multiple places. The warmth of another body, firm and intimidating, keeps you pressed in place as hands hold your waist. Fingers desperately dig into your skin, a chest rumbling in contentment pressed flush against your own.
Hongjoongâs whole body shudders as he buries his face into the side of your neck, inhaling deeply. His hips roll into your own, thumbs teasing along the bare skin of your waist as he pushes you deeper against that tree.
âThereâs no escaping me now, My Love,â His voice rumbles out, nosing along your pulse slowly. âYouâre mine now⊠Forever.â
Your hands settle around him, hands splaying on his back. You can still hear your heartbeat ringing in your ears, but instead of fear, the only thing you can feel coursing through your veins is excitement.
Hongjoong takes in another stuttering breath, his lips parting in a moan. âYou smell delectable.â
âItâs all for you, Joongie.â The corners of your lips tug upwards slightly, tilting your head to the side to offer him more of your neck. âYou caught me, fair and square. Iâm yours now. Forever.â
The way you repeat his words from only moments before has a feral snarl tearing from his throat. Hongjoong wastes no time gripping your one thigh and hoisting it around his waist, pressing in closer to you. His forehead rests against your own, golden eyes shining as he stares deeply into your own. Black veins crackle down the sides of his cheeks, fangs poking out from beneath curled lips.
âYes you are, My Love.â He hums his agreement, nuzzling into the side of your neck. His one hand slips down, fingers toying with the waistband of your jeans. âAs I have always been yours. Since the first moment I saw you, I knew we were meant to be. Together, as one.â
He pops the button of your jeans, sliding the zipper down meticulously.
Your breathing deepens. âAs one.â
A pleased rumble shakes his chest, and itâs as if whatever calmness he had just been exuding for your sake, snaps.
Instantly, his hand slips beneath your jean, fingers sliding passed your panties. He lets out a low moan as he drags his fingertips through your folds, loving how wet you are already. His hips jerk, lips latching onto the side of your neck as he begins to circle your clit.
Your hips jolt forward, eyes fluttering shut as a blissful moan tumbles from your lips. Your breathing is heavy, thighs twitching as he increases the pressure of his fingers over your clit. All this buildup has made you so eager⊠so sensitive, that his mere touch already has you teetering on the very edge.
âCome on, Lovely,â he rasps out, hot breath hitting your pulse with every exhale. âLet me see that beautiful face contort in blissful ecstasy as you scream my name.â
âHongjoong-â His name is but a whimper on your lips as he increases his pace over your clit.
âThatâs it, Love,â His voice deepens, veins almost pulsing beneath his eyes as he laves his tongue over your pulse. âJust like that. Cry out my name as I finally claim you as my own. Soak my fingers as you flood my tongue with your very soul.â
Your whole body shudders, and with one final flick over your clit, your orgasm crashes into you unexpectedly. Every single rush of pleasure through your veins is only amplified by the feeling of his fangs sinking deeply into your neck.Â
Hongjoong eagerly drinks his fill of you, keeping you suspended in bliss for as long as he can. His nose is pressed against your skin, small groans escaping him as your blood floods his tongue. The whole while, he never once stops his movements over your clit, needing you to experience every single moment of the same ecstasy that he feels from simply being in your presence.
The way you continuously shake in his arms, thighs twitching around him has a smirk tugging at his lips.
Finally, he slows his fingers over your clit, allowing you a small reprieve as you come down from your high. He pulls away from your neck, laving his tongue over the fresh mark on the side of your neck. His eyes are hooded, golden gaze flashing with nothing but a loving, lustful pride as he admires the mark heâs just given you.
He smiles, turning to watch you as you attempt to catch your breath.
Leaning in, he nuzzles his nose affectionately against your own, your blood still clinging to his lips.Â
A gentle hum escapes him. âYouâre mine.â
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Where Will All The Martyrs Go [Chapter 1: Welcome To A New Kind Of Tension]
Series summary: In the midst of the zombie apocalypse, both you and Aemond (and your respective travel companions) find yourselves headed for the West Coast. Itâs the 2024 version of the Oregon Trail, but with less dysentery and more undead antagonists. Watch out for snakes! đđ
Series warnings: Language, sexual content (18+ readers only), violence, bodily injury, med school Aemond, character deaths, nature, drinking, smoking, drugs, Adventures With Aegon, pregnancy and childbirth, the U.S. Navy, road trip vibes, Jace is here unfortunately.
Series title is a lyric from:Â âLetterbombâ by Green Day.
Chapter title is a lyric from:Â âAmerican Idiotâ by Green Day.
Word count:Â 5.1k
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âWhat do you think, should we kill ourselves now or later?â Rio is spinning his Beretta M9 around on his index finger. This is not advisable. He doesnât care.
Your hands are gripping the skeletal latticework of the transmission tower, steel hot enough to burn you; no electricity hums in the power lines suspended above your heads. Your eyes are on the horizon, golden June sunlight over fields no one has planted. Weeds are growing up through the earth, feral and defiantly useless, reclaiming their land just like the deer are, and the rabbits and the opossums and the turtles and the squirrels and the doves. The reign of humanity is over. Now youâre prey animals too. âLetâs wait.â
âFor what?â
âMaybe someone will save us.â
âAinât nobody coming, Chips!â Rio says. âWeâre a hundred feet off the ground in the middle of nowhere, motherfucking Catawissa, Pennsylvania, and we havenât run into anyone since that Amish family back in Lightstreet, and I wouldnât count on them driving by in their horse and buggy to pick us up.â
âWeâre about sixty feet off the ground.â
âOkay, Bob the Builder, why donât you whip up a helicopter or something to get us out of here?â Rioâs M9 has one bullet left in it, yours has three, nowhere near enough. At the bottom of the tower is a swarm of fifty-four zombies; youâve counted them twice. There are no cute euphemisms: walkers, biters, the infected. They were once people and now theyâre not. They wear the vestiges of their former lives, like how those who believe in reincarnation see meaning in birthmarks: here you were stabbed, there you were kissed by your true love. They lurch and snarl and hiss in their professional attire, college t-shirts, Vans and Jordans, septum piercings, wedding rings. They decompose in a miasma of metallic blood and spoiled meat. Parker had been the last one to the transmission tower, and they grabbed him by the legs. Now theyâre chewing the gristle off his bones: disconnected ligaments that swing like strands of cobwebs, scarlet threads of muscle. âOh shit,â Rio says, looking down. âWeâve got a smart one.â
Most zombies donât have the fine motor skills to climb, swim, or open doors, but every once in a whileâjust like out of every 5,000 or 10,000 or however many ordinary humans youâll pull the lever on the genetic slot machine and get a Picasso or a kid who can score a 1600 on the SATsâyou run into an overachiever. This zombie, a teenage boy with red hair and a blue plaid shirt, is slowly scaling the tower. Heâs already ten feet off the ground.
Rio aims his M9, semiautomatic, packs a punch but wonât break your arm with the recoil. âFuck off, Ed Sheeran!â He fires and misses; the bullet grazes the boyâs shoulder. He groans dramatically and asks you in defeat: âWill you take care of that, please?â
You pull your pistol out of your holster and lean away from the tower to get a better angle, holding onto the scaffolding with one hand. You feel Rioâs large fingers close around your wrist, ready to yank you back if you slip. You click off the safety with your thumb, peer through the front sight, aim and wait until youâre sure. Itâs a headshot: shards of skull ricochet off steel beams, half-rotten brains spray out in a mist. The carcass plummets to the earth.
âAll this horror, all this catastrophe.â Rioâs eyes, dark like a mineshaft, drift mischievously back to you. âWe couldâŠdistract each other.â
Heâs not serious; this is a game you play. âNo thanks.â
âYou donât want to die a virgin.â
âI do if youâre the only other person up here.â
âYou deny a condemned man his final wish?â
âWeâre not dying,â you insist. âWhat about Sophie?â
âSophie would understand given the circumstances. She would want me to be happy.â
âWhat if we have sex and then immediately thereafter get rescued? Youâd be a cheater. Youâd be consumed by guilt. Youâd never be able to take me back to your parentsâ doomsday prepper cult commune in bumblefuck Oregon to wait out the apocalypse in peace.â
âYouâre going to appreciate those doomsday preppers when youâre eating Chef Boyardee out of a can instead of shuffling around as a reanimated corpse.â
âYeah, Iâm sure I will,â you muse. âSo you agree weâre going to get off this tower somehow.â
Rio sighs and whistles a morose tune: what a shame. âYou should have gone out with that Marine at Corpus Christi.â
You frown, repentant, wistful. Thereâs nothing on the horizon except fields and trees and black storm clouds of crows taking flight. âI was afraid of making a mistake.â
âAnd now look at you. About to die as pure as Pope Francis.â
âHow did this happen?! Weâre not idiots, weâre goddamn professionals!â You re-holster your M9. Youâre still wearing your uniforms from when you went AWOL, stealing away from Saratoga Springs like rats from a sinking ship.
âIâll tell you exactly how this happened. You let that loser Parker come with us even though I knew it was a bad ideaââ
âI couldnât just leave him there! He started crying!â
âAnd he had one job, which was to check the oil in the Humvee, and clearly he failed becauseâŠâ Rio glances at his watch. âApproximately four hours ago, the engine started smoking and the whole thing died on us, so we had to get out and walk, like weâre pioneers or some shit, and then that hoard down there came out of nowhere, and the only place left to go was up. Freaking Parker. I could murder that guy.â An awkward pause. âI mean, the zombies beat me to it. But still.â
âHe had two jobs. He was also carrying the extra ammo.â
âDonât remind me.â Rio isnât messing around with his M9 anymore. Heâs contemplating it as the sun hovers just past noon, hot and shadowless. âHow many bullets do you have left?â
âTwo.â
âGood. Donât use them.â
You look at him, this man youâve known for over four years, this man youâve traveled the world with. Youâve already gone so much farther than Oregon together. How is it possible that what was once a six hour flight is now a month-long journey that might kill you? âItâs not over yet, Rio.â
âRemember what you promised me.â
His hushed voice in the moonlit indigo of the Humvee the night you left Saratoga Springs: Donât let me die alone. âWeâre going to be okay. Weâre going to make it to Oregon.â Then you grin, sweltering summer air breathing over you, humid, heavy, the screeching of insects in the trees. âBut if it comes to that, Iâd be happy to shoot you first.â
Rio smiles as the zombies below growl and claw at the steel framework of the transmission tower. Flesh peels off their fingers until you can see the gore-stained white of their bones. âDonât miss.â
âI rarely do.â
âDo you have any more packs of Cheddar Whales in your pockets orâ?â He cuts off as he spots something in the distance. His eyes go wide, his jaw drops open. âWhatâŠwhat is that?!â
Itâs an SUV, massive, dark blue, rumbling across the field in a dust storm of displaced earth. Itâs headed straight towards you. There is someone standing up through the sunroof, short dark hair that whips wildly in the wind, binoculars. You can hear the engine revving and, faintly, Kanye Westâs Gold Digger. As the SUV nears the tower, Sunroof Kid ducks inside and closes the hatch.
Rio explodes into hysterical, rapturous laughter. âOh my God, weâre saved! Weâre not going to die up here! Oh, thank you, Jesus, thank you. Iâm never going to jack off on Sundays again.â
The SUV, still accelerating, plows through the mob of zombies. Severed limbs go flying; bones crunch and snap. Thereâs a woman driving, you can see now through the slightly tinted windows. She puts the monstrous vehicle and reverse and does another pass. Zombies paw futilely at the sides of the SUV, a Chevy Tahoe, as it turns out. They smack their open, soggy palms on the windows; they gnaw and lick at the bumpers and the wheel wells. The Tahoe circles to regain speed, the engine growling, a bear, a dragon, and barrels into the remaining ambulatory zombies. The hoard is now largely incapacitated. Rio is cheering and clapping his hands.
The Tahoeâs doors open, and your rescuers appear. There are two men wielding baseball bats: one with long dark curly hair, the other tall and blonde, and thereâs something wrong with his face, the left side, though you are too far away to see clearly. They move rapidly through the battlefield of felled, moaning bodies, swinging their bats and crushing skulls. Thereâs another blonde guy, shorter, softer, pink with sunburn, wearing plastic sunglasses and a teal polo with a popped collar. Heâs spinning a golf club in his right hand. He is followed out of the Tahoe by one last blonde, spindly and swift, stalking the perimeter with a compound bow, a quiver of arrows secured to his belt. Rio is singing along to Gold Digger, drumming his fists on the steel beams.
âNow, I ainât sayinâ you a gold digger, you got needs
You donât want a dude to smoke, but he canât buy weed
You go out to eat, he canât pay, yâall canât leave
Thereâs dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleevesâŠâ
The driver wriggles out of the Tahoe with some difficulty; she is seven or eight months pregnant. âStay in the car,â Madame Driver tells someone inside as she slams the door shut. Sheâs holding a hammer and sets about euthanizing the zombies still squirming on the ground and gnashing their cracked teeth at her.
Golf Club says: âJace, bro, thatâs so embarrassing. Youâre gonna let her do that?â
Curlyâor, rather, Jaceâshrugs. âExercise is good for the baby.â
All three blondes respond at once in a chorus of appalled disapproval. Interestingly, your rescuers have British accents. From within the Tahoe, someone turns off the CD player. This is wise; noise tends to attract more zombies. Madame Driver, unaffected, puts her hammer through the eye socket of a former Arbyâs employee.
Jace flings back: âShe likes helping! It would be sexist to tell her sheâs not allowed to!â
The Scarred Man looks up at you and Rio and salutes, two fingers glanced off his forehead. You begin climbing down the scalding rungs of the transmission tower to meet them.
âOh fuck, Aemond, you gotta deal with this,â Golf Club says. He is holding a yowling zombie at armâs length by the straps of its overalls. Itâs tiny, maybe a kindergartener. âYou know I canât kill the little kid ones.â
The Scarred Man, Aemond, turns to him. Heâs wearing a maroon Harvard University t-shirt. âYou have to learn how to do things yourself. I might not always be around.â
Golf Club scoffs. âAs if Iâd outlive you.â
âGo on. You can do it,â Aemond says. Behind him, more people are emerging from the Chevy Tahoe: Binoculars Buddy, a slight girl with shifting, watchful eyes, a blonde woman in a billowing sundress and with a burlap messenger bag slung over one shoulder.
Golf Club is still struggling. âAw, Aemond, man, heâs got light-up sneakers!â
Jace strides over irritably. âAegon, youâre so fucking uselessâŠâ He kicks the miniature zombie to the dirt, raises his bloodied baseball bat, and brings it down on a skull that disintegrates like an overripe Halloween pumpkin. âYouâre welcome.â
âGet bit, you poodle.â
Rio hits the ground first, his boots thumping against untamed earth. Aemond sets his baseball bat aside and reaches out to offer assistance as you dangle from a white-hot steel beam. âNo,â Rio tells him roughly. âBack up.â
Aemond shows his palms and complies, retreating several paces. Rio helps you down. Now you can see Aemondâs face perfectly. Thereâs a relatively fresh wound running down the left half of his face, the violent red of burgeoning scar tissue, clear stitches; his eye has been sutured shut. But thatâs not why youâre staring at him. His other eye is a focused, hypnotic blue, his short blonde hair disheveled. He keeps touching his chin, a nervous tick. Immediately, thereâs something you like about him. He gives you the impression of someone who has gotten very good at hiding how afraid he is. Aemond looks away from your gaze, thinking youâre horrified by his injury. Then, reluctantly, he comes back. Thereâs forbidden temptation the lines of his ravaged face, a curiosity, a hesitation.
âThank you for saving us,â you say to your rescuers, tearing your attention from Aemond. Itâs not easy. âThat was really, really cool of you, and we know you didnât have to do it. So thanks.â
âYeah,â Rio adds. âSorry your Tahoe is covered in guts now.â
Aemond turns to confer silently with his companions, then asks you: âWhere are you headed?â
âOdessa, Oregon.â
He nods. âWeâre going to California.â
âNorCal,â Jace says, holding his baseball bat across his shoulders. âBay Area.â
âAre you two together?â Aegon asks.
âYeah,â Rio says, misunderstanding the question.
âNot like that,â you clarify. âHe has a wife and baby, thatâs whatâs in Oregon.â
âSo youâre single,â Aegon says, grinning toothily. His fellow travelersâfamily? friends? classmates? a combination thereof?âgrumble and roll their eyes.
âUm, I mean, yeah, technicallyâŠ?â
âAemondâs also single,â Madame Driver informs you, relishing the chaos.
âHeâs single but deformed and traumatized,â Aegon says. âI am mentally uninjured.â
You chuckle awkwardly. Your eyes, by their own volition, flick back to Aemond. He peers down at the ground then up at you again, smiling, a little sheepish, a little wicked.
Aegon groans, swinging his golf club around. âMan, come on.â
âI didnât say anything,â Aemond replies.
âNo, itâs just right there, all over your fucked up face.â
Madame Driver feigns a sympathetic frown at Aegon. âHow sad. Guess you wonât have anyone to give your syphilis to.â
âI donât have syphilis,â Aegon tells you. Then, to the others: âI canât be the only single guy! Itâs pathetic!â
âIâm single,â Archery Team says brightly.
âYouâre like twelve. You donât count.â
âIâm seventeen!â
âAre you Army?â Aemond asks you and Rio.
âNavy,â Rio replies. âWe were stationed at Saratoga Springs in upstate New York.â
Aemond is fascinated. âYouâre deserters?â
âWhat are you gonna do about it, Brit Boy?â Rio says. Aemond blinks at him. Aegon cackles, drawing huge circles in the air with his golf club.
âEveryoneâs deserting,â you explain diplomatically.
âThey were going to evacuate the base and send everyone left into New York City,â Rio says. âFuck that, weâd heard things, we werenât about to go on some suicide mission. We werenât even in a combat unit for Christâs sake, weâre Seabees.â
âYouâre what?â Aemond asks, puzzled.
âWe do construction. Thatâs why we were still at the base. If theyâre putting us on the front lines, the situation is desperate. Iâm not going in the meatgrinder. Iâm not gonna be like those Hitler Youth kids sent to Russia.â
Aegon is squinting behind his sunglasses, truly lost. âHuh?â
âWe should go west together,â Aemond suggests. Heâs attempting to sound casual.
âI thought we didnât want to travel with strangers, Aemond,â Jace says pointedly, mocking him. âI thought they couldnât be trusted, Aemond. I thought they might slit our throats and steal our Tahoe in the dead of night, Aemond.â
âWeâre useful!â Rio bargains. âWe can shoot things!â
Aegon is very confused. âI thought you did construction.â
âEveryone has to go through basic training,â Aemond tells him impatiently, watching you.
âShe got the Marksmanship Medal,â Rio says, grinning, proud.
âA lot of people get that,â you demur immediately.
âWe can give you guys weapons training,â Rio continues. âYou seemâŠlike you probably donât know about guns. Like you read a lot of books.â He gestures to Aegon. âExcept that one.â
Aegon snickers, unoffended, still swinging his golf club around. âI donât read books. I read maps.â
âOkay, lets do it,â Aemond says. âWeâll stick together across the Midwest and split up before we get to the Pacific. That puts us at ten people, and thereâs safety in numbers.â
âWhy do you get to make all the decisions?!â Jace demands. âWho signed that fucking contract? I didnât consent to those terms.â
âBecause thatâs what Criston told us the last time the phones worked,â Aegon replies smugly. âHe said Aemondâs in charge. So he is. If you want to find your way to California on your own, youâre welcome to try.â
âWhoâs Criston?â you ask.
âOur fake dad,â Aegon says.
âOh, your stepdad?â
âNo, our mom is still married to our dad, he just sucks.â
âHe does suck,â Archery Team confirms.
Rio tells you: âHey, Chips, youâre standing in a torso.â
âAm I?â You look down. Your boots are buried to the ankles in the rotting gore of a bare midsection with only one limp arm still attached. You step out of it and shake off the bits of decomposing organs. âGnarly. Thanks.â You spot Parkerâs backpack containing the extra ammunition, pick it up out of the dirt, and throw it over your shoulders.
âChips?â Aemond says. âLikeâŠchocolate chips?â
âNo, like woodchips. Iâm a carpenter. I mean, I was a carpenter, I guess. Thatâs what I did in the Navy. Some people call the carpenters Chips.â
âI was an electrician,â Rio says. âSo clearly, now that all the power is down, that turned out to be a fantastic career path.â Then he formally introduces himself. âHi everyone, Iâm Rio.â
Aegon perks up. âOh, like the Rio Grande.â
Rio pretends to be scandalized. âWow, racist.â
âSo racist,â you agree.
Aegonâs chubby pink face fills with horror. âNo, wait, I didnâtâŠumâŠâ
Rio laughs and taps the nametag on his chest, black letters stitched over green camouflage: Osorio.
âHis first nameâs Bryan,â you say. âBut no one calls him that.â
âMy mom calls me Bryan. Sophie calls me Bryan.â
Aemond points at his companions, one after the other. âThatâs my brother Aegon and my sister Helaena. Jace and Luke are our cousins. Then Baela and Rhaena are their girlfriends. Well, BaelaâŠsheâs kind of a fiancĂ©e. But thereâs no official ring yet.â
Jace says: âUnfortunately, all the jewelry stores were looted on account of the apocalypse.â
âAnd Iâm Daeron,â Archery Team says buoyantly, waving. Then he shields his eyes as he notices something at the edge of the field. âOh, guysâŠ?â
There are zombies approaching with clumsy, staggering strides, only a few now, but more will follow. Thatâs the thing; they are in seemingly endless supply. Itâs easy to get too comfortable with them, to think of them as slow and mindless, even comical, even pitiful. But they can surprise you. And it only takes one bite to become just like them.
âTime to return to the Tahoe,â Baela announces, waddling towards the driverâs seat. Rhaena climbs in the passengerâs side. The rest of you pile into the back. The SUV has nine seats; Aegon crouches on the floor without being asked to. Heâs unfolding a map he pulled from the pocket of his salmon-colored shorts and laying it flat across Rioâs knees so everyone can see. Baela turns the key in the ignition and the Tahoe rumbles to life. You spot a few red gas cans under the seats. If you canât find more when that runs outâsiphoning it out of other vehicles, stumbling across a gas station that is miraculously not drained dryâyouâll be walking, biking, or skateboarding to the West Coast. Or embracing the Amish lifestyle with a horse and buggy.
âWe were planning to swing by Fort Indiantown Gap,â you tell Aemond. He twists around in his seat to look at you, that absorbed crystalline blue gaze. âThatâs where we were headed before our Humvee broke down. Itâs a National Guard Training Center. Itâs probably cleaned out like everywhere else, but if itâs notâŠwe might be able to find some guns and ammo there.â
âWhere is it?â
âAn hour south of here, just outside of Harrisburg.â
Baela is watching Aemond in the rearview mirror. He gives her a nod. âHow do I get there?â Baela asks you.
âSouth on Route 42. Did you see the signs on your way inâŠ?â
âYup. Got it.â Baela steers the Tahoe across the field, kicking up a vortex of parched soil. She intentionally runs down four zombies before swerving left onto a two-lane road. Then she turns up the volume on the CD player: War Pigs by Black Sabbath. âItâs a mixtape,â she informs you.
Aegon points to southcentral Pennsylvania on a map of the United States of America, highway arteries and local route veins. âWeâre here,â he says, sliding around on the floor of the Tahoe as Baela drives. His index finger traces the path; itâs a precarious balance between avoiding the most heavily populated areas and still having access to the necessary trappings of civilization: supplies to scavenge, roads to follow, buildings to take shelter in. âWeâll stop by Fort Indiantown Gap and then head northwest, thread the needle between Pittsburgh and Cleveland, stay south of Detroit and Chicago, cut across Iowa, Nebraska, Wyoming, that top part of Utah, then go our separate ways in Nevada. Oh my God, itâs just like the Oregon Trail! Do you guys remember that game?! Fording rivers, getting dysentery, hunting bison to extinction?â He starts humming the theme song.
Jace smirks, chomping on a Twizzler. âHope you donât die of a snakebite or something. Thatâd be awful.â
Aegon ignores him and refolds the map. âRio! Fuck, marry, kill. The last three first ladies before Biden.â
Rhaena says, exasperated: âAegon, you have to stop asking people that. Itâs inappropriate.â
âOh, easy,â Rio replies. âIâm fucking Laura Bush.â
âThatâs what Iâm saying!â Aegon gives him a high five.
âAnd then I have to marry Michelle.â
âYou gotta.â
âWhich means Melania gets the grape Flavor Aid.â
âItâs the only logical answer.â
âIâd fuck Melania,â Jace says.
âOf course you would, you sick, sick man,â Aegon mutters, rolling down a window and sticking his head out like a golden retriever, his sunglasses still on, his blonde hair flapping in the wind. Thereâs a tattoo in black ink on his forearm, you notice for the first time: Itâs not over âtil youâre underground.
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Fort Indiantown Gap is a ghost town like a gold seam emptied, an oil well run dry, a collapsed coal mine. Thereâs no central armory but instead a series of arms rooms, one for each unit. Every single scrap of lethal metal is gone: no pistols, no rifles, no grenade launchers or machine guns, no ammo, not even pocketknives, although you do find clean PT uniforms for you and Rio to change into, t-shirts and running shorts and sneakers. Clothes are surprisingly difficult to acquire now. Most stores have either been looted or overrun by zombies, and Amazon is tragically no longer delivering. You can break into houses that seem abandoned, but then you have to hope the people who lived there just so happened to be your size and also arenât waiting inside to eat you. Itâs not usually a wise gamble.
You study Aemond and his companions as you move through the base clearing buildings, you and Rio with loaded M9s in your holsters and clutching borrowed baseball bats; gunshots are best avoided if possible so as not to attract unwanted attention. Aemond and Jace take point, almost always; Aegon hovers on Aemondâs blind left side, wagging his golf club around, occasionally slapping Aemondâs shoulder to remind him heâs there. Daeron prowls at the back and on the periphery. Baela pretends she isnât struggling to keep up. Luke and Rhaena are the lookouts. Helaena fills her burlap messenger bag with small treasures you donât even notice her accumulating: bottles of Advil, batteries, lighters, pens, tweezers, Band-Aids, Uno cards. You encounter only three zombies, easily decommissioned. Fort Indiantown Gap must have been evacuated weeks ago. You wonder what pointless battles her soldiers died in. Everyone knows the dead have won.
What the abandoned base lacks in weaponry it makes up for in food. You find a chow hall with an untouched kitchen, a wealth of shelf-stable delicacies: chili, saltine crackers, applesauce, fruit cocktail with bright red gems of cherries, peanut butter, strawberry jelly, green beans, carrots, peas, beets, tuna fish, chicken noodle soup. You feastâa Thanksgiving, a Last Supperâthen settle into the barracks next door as the sun begins to set. There are plenty of bunkbeds and a closet full of pillows and sheets. Someone always has to be up to keep watch; Daeron and Jace immediately go to sleep so they can get some rest before they are shaken awake sometime around 2 or 3 a.m. Baela says sheâs going to lie down for a minute and almost immediately begins snoring. Helaena makes silent amendments in her notebook; she keeps an inventory of everything the group has, needs, or wants.
Outside, Rio and Aegon are engaged in a spirited game of Uno. Luke is sitting cross-legged on the roof of the Tahoe with his binoculars. Rhaena is beside him softly reading a book out loud: The Hunger Games. Aemond is on a wooden bench on the front porch of the barracks, watching the sun sink into the west. When he notices you, he seems pleased. âHi.â
âHi. Iâm sorry we wasted your gas to come here.â
âNo, it was a good idea. It was worth a shot. And now we have a safe place to sleep tonight.â His eye drops lower, his scarred brow crinkles in concern. âWhat happened to your hands?â
âMy hands?â In the haze of the adrenaline, you didnât even notice. Your palms are blistered, swollen and stinging. âOh. It was the transmission tower. The steel beams got really hot while we were up there. Iâll be okay.â
âLet me bandage them. You donât want to get an infection.â
âReally, Iâm fine, I shouldnât inconvenienceââ
âSit down,â Aemond insists. You take a seat on the bench while he goes to the Tahoe to fetch a black nylon bag about the size of a briefcase. Rio casts you a furtive, crafty grin. Itâs nothing, you mouth back, more to convince yourself than him. Your pulse is thudding in your ears; your cheeks are warm. You havenât felt like this since you almost agreed to go on a date with that Marine you met at Corpus Christi, where your battalion had been dispatched to build a series of new airplane hangars. Aemond returns to the bench and begins wiping down your palms with antiseptic. âSorry if this stings.â
It does, but youâre grateful for the distraction. âIt isnât too bad.â
âYouâre not from Oregon.â Heâs noticed your accent.
âKentucky,â you confess.
âYou arenât making a stop at home before traveling west?â
âWhy would I want to go back there?â
Aemond looks at you uncertainly; he canât tell if youâre joking. You like the way his voice goes quiet when itâs just the two of you. You like the way he barely shows his teeth when he talks, like heâs keeping secrets.
After a moment, as the sky begins to turn to orange and pink and lilac, you continue. âPeople join the Army for a paycheck and a place to sleep, free college, health insurance. People join the Marines to prove theyâre the best. People join the Air Force because they want to be in the military but think theyâre too smart for grunt work. And people join the Navy to get away from home. I wanted to get far, far, far away.â
Aemond smiles. âAre you far enough yet?â He doesnât mean by miles. He means the fact that the world will never be the same. Now heâs coating your hands in a thick white ointment, cool and blissful.
âI was afraid of so many things, and now none of them matter.â
âWe all have brand new things to be afraid of.â He gets a roll of gauze and begins to wrap your palms, careful to keep your fingers and thumbs unencumbered.
âAemond?â
âYeah.â
âWhat happened to your face?â
He shrugs. Heâs trying not to be resentful about it; he canât change it anyway. âWe were scavenging supplies from a Home Depot. We had to board up the house and wait until thingsâŠgot quieter and it was safe to travel out of Boston.â And by got quieter, he means that the initial wave passed, the zombies began to wander out of the cities and disperse, the survivors were hunkered down and not participating in gunfights or Vikings-style pillaging in the streets. âA piece of sheet metal fell on me from the top shelf. Aegon and Jace dragged me home, they thought I was dying.â
âIâm glad you werenât. Who treated it?â
âI did.â
You canât disguise your shock. âYouâŠyou stitched up your own face?â
He smirks, finishing the bandages on your hands. âI was in medical school before all this.â
âYouâre a doctor?â
âI was an intern. So definitely not a doctor, but the closest thing to one I had access to. And I had taken some things from the hospital when everything went to hell. So I got a little mirror, and I lidocained myself very generously, and I started suturing.â
You donât know what to say. His eye?? He stitched his eye shut?? âI meanâŠyou did a great job.â
âIâm aware I look like Frankenstein, but I guess itâs better than not being here at all.â
âNo, seriously. You look amazing, Aemond.â
He stares at you, bewildered. You realize how bizarre it must sound. You both start laughing as Aemond packs his supplies back into his medical kit. He touches his fingertips to his chin a few timesârestless, meditativeâthen stands to return inside the barracks. âIâmâŠgoing to go check on Helaena.â
âYeah. Cool. See ya.â You donât watch him leave. This takes intentional effort.
Seconds pass anonymously: no time you need to be anywhere, nothing late, nothing early, no television premiers, no football games, no State Of The Unions, no time zones to do mental math over. You arenât even sure what day it is. The earth has erased your invisible prisons. Now all that remain are the real ones: weather, terrain, disease, predators.
There is the creaking of weight on the porch steps. You warn him: âIâm not interested in your commentary.â
Rio winks as he says: âMaybe you wonât die a virgin after all.â
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May 2024 witch guide
Full moon: May 23rd
New moon: May 7th
Sabbats: Beltane-May1st
May Flower Moon
Known as: Bright Moon, Budding Moon, Dyad Moon, Egg Laying Moon, Frog Moon, Hare Moon, Leaf Budding Moon, Merry Moon, Moon of the Shedding Ponies, Planting Moon, Sproutkale, Thrimilcmonath & Winnemanoth
Element: Fire
Zodiac: Taurus & Gemini
Nature spirits: Elves & Faeries
Deities: Aphrodite, Artemis, Bast, Cernunnos, Diana, Frigga, Flora, Horned God, Kali, Maia, Pan, Priapus & Venus
Animals: Cat, leopard & lynx
Birds: Dove, Swallow & Swan
Trees: Hawthorne & rowan
Herbs: Cinnamon, dittany of Crete, Elder, mint, mugwort & thyme
Flowers: Foxglove, lily of the valley & rose
Scents: Rose & sandalwood
Stones: Amber, Apache tear, carnelian, emerald, garnet, malachite, rose quartz, ruby, tourmaline & tsavorite
Colors: Brown, green, orange, pink & yellow
Energy:Â Abundance, creative energy, faerie & spirit contact, fertility, intuition, love, marriage, material gains, money, propagation, prosperity, real-estate dealings, relationships & tenacity
Mayâs Flower Moon name should be no surprise; flowers spring forth across North America in abundance this month!
âą âFlower Moonâ has been attributed to Algonquin peoples, as confirmed by Christina Ruddy of The Algonquin Way Cultural Centre in Pikwakanagan, Ontario.
Mayâs Moon was also referred to as the âMonth of Flowersâ by Jonathan Carver in his 1798 publication, Travels Through the Interior Parts of North America: 1766, 1767, 1768 (pp. 250-252), as a likely Dakota name. Carver stayed with the Naudowessie (Dakota) over a period of time; his expedition covered the Great Lakes region, including the Wisconsin and Minnesota areas.
Beltane
Known as: Beltaine, May day, Roodmas & Cethsamhain
Season: Spring
Symbols: Eggs, faeries, fire, flowers & maypoles
Colors: Blue, dark yellow, green, light pink, orange, red, white yellow & rainbow spectrum
Oils/Incense: Frankincense, lilac, passion flower, rose, tuberose & vanilla
Animals: Bee, cattle, goat & rabbit
Mythical: Faeries
Stones: Bloodstone, emerald, lapis lazuli, orange carnelian, rose quartz & sapphire
Food: Beltane cakes, cherries, dairy foods, farls, green herbal salads, honey, meade, nuts, oat cakes, oats, strawberries & sweets
Herbs/Plants: Almond, ash tree, birch, bramble, cinquefoil, damiana, frankincense, hawthorn, ivy, meadowsweet, mushroom, rosemary, saffron, satyrion root, St.John's wort & woodruff
Flowers: Angelica, bluebell, daisy, hibiscus, honeysuckle, lilac, marigold, primrose, rose, rose hips & yellow cowslips
Trees: Ash, cedar, elder, fir, hawthorn, juniper, linden, mesquite, oak, pine, poplar, rowan & willow
Goddesses: Aphrodite, Areil, Artemis, Cybele, Danu, Diana, DĂŽn, Eiru, Elen, Eostre, Fand, Flidais, Flora, Freya, Frigga, Maia, Niwalen, Rhea, Rhiannon, Var, Venus & Xochiquetzal
Gods: Baal, Bacchnalia, Balder, Belanos, Belenus, Beli, Beltene, Cernunnos, Cupid, Faunus, Freyr, Grannus, The Green Man, Lares, Lugh, Manawyddan, Odin, Pan, Puck & Taranis
Issues, Intentions & Powers: Agriculture, creativity, fertility, lust, marriage, the otherworld/Underworld, pleasure, psychic ability, purification, sensuality, sex/uality, visions, warmth & youth
Spellwork: Birth, Earth magick, healing, health & pregnancy
Activities:
âą Create a daisy chain or floral decorations
âą Decorate & dance around a Maypole
âą Set up an outdoor altar & leave offerings to faeries
âą Prepare a ritual bath with fresh flowers
âą Light a bonfire or candles & dance around them
âą Set aside time for self care
âą Gather flowers & use them to decorate your home or altar
âą Prepare a feast to celebrate with friends/family
âą Make flower crowns
âą Bake bannocks, oat cakes or cookies
âą Hang wreaths decorated with ribbons & flowers
âą Plant flowers in your garden
âą Start a wish book/box/journal
âą Go on a walk & gice thanks to natureâž
âą Cast fertility or a bunch spells
âą Fill small baskets of flowers & small goodies, then leave them on your friends/neighbors doorstep as a gesture of goodwill & friendship
Beltane is mentioned in the earliest Irish literature and is associated with important events in Irish mythology. Also known as Cétshamhain ('first of summer'), it marked the beginning of summer & was when cattle were driven out to the summer pastures. Rituals were performed to protect cattle, people & crops, and to encourage growth. (Today, Witches who observe the Wheel of the Year celebrate Beltane as the height of Spring.)
Special bonfires were kindled, whose flames, smoke & ashes were deemed to have protective powers. The people and their cattle would walk around or between bonfires & sometimes leap over the flames or embers. All household fires would be doused & then re-lit from the Beltane bonfire.
These gatherings would be accompanied by a feast, and some of the food and drink would be offered to the aos sĂ. Doors, windows, byres and livestock would be decorated with yellow May flowers, perhaps because they evoked fire.
In parts of Ireland, people would make a May Bush: typically a thorn bush or branch decorated with flowers, ribbons, bright shells & rushlights. Holy wells were also visited, while Beltane dew was thought to bring beauty & maintain youthfulness.
âą The aos sĂ (often referred to as spirits or fairies) were thought to be especially active at Beltane. Like Samhain, which lies directly opposite from Beltane on the Wheel of the Year, this was seen as a time when the veil between worlds was at its thinnest. At Samhain the veil between the worlds of the living & the dead is thin enough that we can connect & convene with our beloved dead, here at Beltane itâs the veil between the human world, and the world of faeries & nature spirits that has grown thin. Offerings would be left at the ancient faerie forts, the wells and in other sacred places in an effort to appease these nature spirits to ensure a successful growing season.
Some believe this is when The Goddess is now the Mother & the God is seen as the Green Man or the wild stag. It celebrates the symbolic union, mating or marriage of the Goddess & God & heralds in the coming summer months. It represents life rather than Samhain on the opposite side of the Wheel of the Year.
Other Celebrations:
âą Rosealia- May 23rd
Rosalia or Rosaria was a festival of roses celebrated on various dates, primarily in May, but scattered through mid-July. The observance is sometimes called a rosatio ("rose-adornment") or the dies rosationis, "day of rose-adornment," & could be celebrated also with violets. As a commemoration of the dead, the rosatio developed from the custom of placing flowers at burial sites. It was among the extensive private religious practices by means of which the Romans cared for their dead, reflecting the value placed on tradition (mos maiorum, "the way of the ancestors"), family lineage & memorials ranging from simple inscriptions to grand public works. Several dates on the Roman calendar were set aside as public holidays or memorial days devoted to the dead.
Roses had funerary significance in Greece, but were particularly associated with death & entombment among the Romans. In Greece, roses appear on funerary steles & in epitaphs most often of girls. Flowers were traditional symbols of rejuvenation, rebirth &memory, with the red & purple of roses & violets felt to evoke the color of blood as a form of propitiation
Sources:
Farmersalmanac .com
Llewellyn's Complete Book of Correspondences by Sandra Kines
Wikipedia
A Witch's Book of Correspondences by Viktorija Briggs
Encyclopedia britannica
Llewellyn 2024 magical almanac Practical magic for everyday living
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a false sense of security
pairing: wanderer/scaramouche x gn!reader
genre:Â angstober, events, yandere
summary: he would hunt you down to the ends of the earth, just to bring you back to your rightful place beside him
word count:Â 478
a/n: ofc i had to make him yandere, like have you NOT seen him when he was balladeer??? (so sexy oml). this piece can be read as a continuation of anyone but you
you had thought that if you could run to the other side of teyvat, he would stop chasing you.
oh how foolishly wrong you were.
scaramoucheâs changes scared you. his thirst for power was insatiable, like a wild fire that had quickly grown out of control. the fire consumed him in every way, burning away the innocent, wide-eyed kunikuzushi, leaving behind only the heartless, cruel balladeer.
he yearned to be worshipped like a deity, with mortals bowing and grovelling at his feet. he wanted to feel powerful, to show to the god who had cast him away his true worth.
his pursuit of power made him greedy, blinding him from everything he had and held dear. distancing him, from you.
how he hated your empty promises and blatant lies.
you promised that you wouldnât leave him, that you would always remain by his side.
so how was it, that now, he was hunting you down, sending his soldiers hot on your trail like a pack of hunting dogs?
like a rabbit with rabid dogs chasing at its heels, you scampered, ducking beneath branches and tearing carelessly through bushes, no heeding the clawing fingers of the branches, that sliced through your skin.
you could run, yes, but you could never, NEVER hide from him.
your breath fogged up in the chilly air, the cold seeping through the clothes you had thrown on in your panic. clutching your clothes tighter against your body, you carefully scaled the mountain.Â
one wrong move, one slip of the foot, and the soldiers would track you down, binding you and presenting you to their lord like a prized prey.
you pressed on, the frost clinging to your eyelashes, your cheeks, your nose.
you were not going to turn back.
every day you lived in fear.
you were thousands of kilometers away from him, but still you chose to venture out of the house with your hair and face obscured by a hood, throwing glances behind you as though someone watched your every move.
every twitch of the shadows had you tensing, ready to run at any sight of danger. some nights, you feared sleep, afraid that his men would snatch you from your bed. yet, as you slowly settled into your new life, your defences began to crumble.
you were thousands of kilometers away from him, the oceans and desert separating you from the cold wasteland he inhibited.
surely, you were safe now.
what a dumb little bunny you were.
you had thought yourself free of his grasp. separated by oceans and rivers and deserts, there was no way his soldiers could reach you.
yet, in the twisting shadows of the alleyways, peeking through the boarded up windows, eyes always scrutinsed your every move, like a hunter, keeping watch with a careful eye, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
no, you were never safe.
â§,,,⧠( Ìłâą Â· âą Ìł)  © curated with love by milkbobayun 2024 / ă„ âĄ
#genshin x reader#genshin impact#scaramouche yandere#yandere scaramouche x reader#scaramouche x reader#wanderer x reader#scaramouche x you#kabukimono#kunikuzushi x reader#genshin imagines#yandere genshin x you#angst#angstober#angst oneshot
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WE SHALL BE MONSTERS
Saptajit Banerjee What does it mean to be human? // ì€ìíží Sweet Home (2020-2024) dir. Jang Young-woo; Lee Eung-bok; Park So-hyun // Victoria Schwab Vicious // Melissa Broder Problem Area from "Last Sext" // Clarice Lispector The Hour of the Star // ì€ìíží Sweet Home (2020-2024) dir. Jang Young-woo; Lee Eung-bok; Park So-hyun // Ocean Vuong On Earth We're Briefly Gorgeous // George Seferis Collected Poems 1924-1955 // ì€ìíž í Sweet Home (2017-2020) cr. Kim Carnby & Hwang Young-chan // Fyodor Dostoyevsky The Brothers Karamazov // Frank Bidart Half-light: Collected Poems 1965-2016 // Florence + the Machine Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up) // ì€ìíží Sweet Home (2020-2024) dir. Jang Young-woo; Lee Eung-bok; Park So-hyun // John Flaxman Scylla
#not a human not a monster but a secret third thing#this is an excuse for me to post about sweet home lol#on humanity#on monsters#on morality#web weave#web weaving#poetry parallels#poetry compilation#sweet home#song kang#cha hyunsu#sweet home hyunsu#kdrama#sweet home kdrama#sweet home webtoon#saptajit banerjee#victoria schwab#melissa broder#clarice lispector#ocean vuong#george seferis#fyodor dostoevsky#frank bidart#florence + the machine#florence and the machine#john flaxman#poem#spilled poetry#spilled thoughts
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genre: fluff, smut, 18+ mdni
wc: 3.5k
summary: idol bf!sion comforting his jealous gf!reader, after this clip of him kissing a fanâs camera starts going viral on socials again
cw: soft dom!sion, oral (f), fingering (f), a lot of sweet talk, dirty talk, body worship, praise kink, unprotected pinv sex (wrap it pls), multiple orgasms, reassurance from sion, tender love-making, pet names (baby, beautiful, angel, princess, sweet girl, pretty girl, etc)
a/n: am i the jealous gf fan in question? maybe! âáą. àŒ .áąâ
as sionâs incredibly supportive girlfriend, you like to keep up with the wishiesâ activities through every social media site you can think of.
being a fangirl yourself, you enjoy seeing different perspectives of concerts or fan events that other czennies attend, allowing yourself to live vicariously through them as to not expose your relationship with sion.
it especially helps when heâs practicing late nights or when heâs out of town, away on tour.
sure, you have countless amounts of his hoodies and special pictures and videos only meant for your camera roll and your eyes, among other physical items that keep you company in his absence, but you canât help watching him through the eyes of a fan while heâs away.
after all, youâre his number one fan and heâs yours.
scrolling through twitter, you notice a clip from july 2024 making its way back onto your feed, circulating faster than you can even process. itâs on most of the major sion fan accounts you follow andâ oh! youâve seen this before... maybe?
your eyes scan the quick, 2-second clip of your gorgeous boyfriend kissing a fanâs phone camera, the video on a loop now as it turns into a 1-minute clip, then a 3-minute clip, your eyes not being able to leave sionâs features on your screen.
if you hadnât seen it before you sure have now, the short collection of frames etched into your eyelids at this point.
once you realize just how many times youâve watched this goddamned video, you sigh and swipe out of the twitter app, tossing your phone onto your covers.
thankfully, sion was only at practice at the company so you knew heâd be coming home to you tonight. but damn who let him think it was okay to give his fans that much fanservice?
you know he loves you and only you, and you know itâs also just his job, but sometimes the negative thoughts get to you.
no one told you how hard itâd be dating an idol as a non-idol, especially if he was a member of the newest and growing nct unit, or especially if he was this dedicated to making his fans fall in love with him, or especially if nearly every fancall video you saw of your boyfriend was of him outright flirting with his older fans.
frustrated with your own thoughts, you huff toward the ceiling, the air blowing a few strands of your hair out of your face, a furrow etched onto your eyebrows as you stare up at the soft glow cast by your bedside lamp.
before you can go deeper down the rabbit hole, you hear your apartment door beep and unlock, a pair of heavy feet stepping through the entrance, snapping you out of your thoughts. you donât move to get up and greet your boyfriend who calls out for you first.
âbaby? are you still awake?â he asks, his voice ringing through your place. he can see the soft light emitting through the gap under the bedroom door as his tired feet pad their way closer. he knows you usually stay up to wait for him.
he knocks gently after not hearing a response from you, softly pushing the door open to find you staring at the ceiling mindlessly.
âbaby? earth to y/n?â sion calls out to you, dropping his duffle bag to the ground and nudging your shoulder with his hand.
âhi sion,â you say, catching the way his right brow raises when you call him by his own name and not a nickname or pet name.
your hand thatâs further from him moves around your bed, finding your phone and unlocking it to open twitter.
âwhatâs this all about?â you ask, bringing your phone to his face with your other arm. his mouth opens to say something before his eyes flicker back to the screen where heâs watching himself kiss the camera. he winces slightly at having to re-watch his own fanservice.
âbaby,â he starts, making your arm retract from him and toss your phone away once again. âis this why you didnât answer when i came home?â
when he sees the slight pout set on your lips he fights back a smile, running his hand through his hair and perching himself at the edge of your bed.
âare you⊠jealous?â he asks, the lilt at the end of his question making you roll your eyes and turn your body away from him, sighing dramatically.
he bursts into a fit of laughter, clutching his stomach as he gasps, struggling to breathe with how hard heâs laughing at you.
âitâs not funny, sion!â you shout, but his giggles drown you out almost entirely. you sigh once again, picking up your phone but avoiding twitter at all costs.
after what feels like forever, sionâs laughs come to a gradual stop, and you feel him lift up your comforter to slip into bed beside you.
you scooch forward just a bit to give him some space, and once heâs finally settled, his face is right behind your neck, the hairs there standing up at the feeling of his breath on your skin.
âbabyyy,â he says cutely. you can hear the slightest movements of his mouth with how close he is to you. âhey, come on⊠look at me, beautiful.â
you really didnât know how not to give into him. you sigh again, your phone leaving your hand once more as you finally turn to face sion, slightly startled by his proximity.
after finally getting to look into your eyes for the first time since this morning, he takes in your pouty face.
your brows are furrowed the same way they do when youâre focused on something (or just frustrated, in this case), your bottom lip jutting out even more than when he found you.
he knows you might be definitely are upset with him, but this is the cutest you could look while ignoring him.
wordlessly, he starts pressing kisses to your worried features. first between your brows, then your slightly red nose, and both of your flushed cheeks, down to your chin and back up to finally meet your lips.
your features soften at the contact points, but you donât reciprocate the kiss. your lips are still pouting at him as he looks at you.
one of his arms finds its place across your waist as the other comes up to caress your face.
âwhatâs wrong, hm? are you mad at me over this video from july?â he asks, his fingers dancing under your shirt to soothe your skin, the thumb of his other hand smooths out your still-worried brows.
you huff once more, letting yourself melt under his touch, eyes closed to focus on the feeling of his fingers against you.
âiâm not mad,â you mumble.
âso you are jealous?â he teases. your eyes open to be met with his signature wide smile that reaches his eyes.
âyes, sion. iâm jealous of your fangirls and the way you talk to them,â you sigh.
he kisses you once, twice, then three times on your lips, and you let him.
âyouâre the one i come home to every night,â he assures you, a kiss following his words. âand you know i only have eyes for you,â another kiss. âand youâre the only girl in my world,â another kiss. âand doing all that fanservice is just my job,â sealed with a final kiss.
âi know,â you respond. âi just missed you today and seeing that clip of you stirred something in me i guessâŠâ you frown again, realizing where your jealousy stemmed from.
he tsks at you, pressing another kiss to your brows once more.
âiâm sorry for making you miss me, my sweet girl,â he pouts, mirroring your expression from before. âhow about i make it up to you, hmm? show you how much you mean to me? how much i love you?â he offers, each question followed by a kiss.
you donât respond, watching and waiting to see what heâll do next if you just lay there silently. to your delight, he starts trailing kisses down across your jaw and along your neck, nipping slightly to try and get a reaction out of you.
you let out a hitched breath, locking eyes with your boyfriend whoâs already pulled away from the space in your shoulder. his hands are holding you so gently and his lips are so soft on your skin, brushing past the goosebumps that raise on your chest when you feel his breath there.
his fingers are toying with the hem of your top, silently asking you for permission to take it off, in which you respond with a silent nod of your head.
sion was thankful you didnât wear a bra around the house, especially not before bed, because that was one less article of clothing keeping him from appreciating your beautiful figure.
âyouâre so pretty, princess,â he whispers, a hand reaching out to knead at your chest. his thumb flicks against your nipple gently as he watches you squirm under him. a soft smile makes its way to his lips. âalways so responsive for me, hmm?â
he leans forward again, now capturing your other nipple in his mouth, running his tongue across it and groaning at how quickly it hardens.
your hands fly to his hair, nestling into the dark locks to ground yourself. youâre trying not to give him any verbal reactions (for now), but your body moves before you can even think, sion knowing it almost better than you do.
he shifts to nip at your other nipple, switching places with his hand. your breathing is picking up now, his free hand pulling at the elastic of the waistband of your bottoms, the material snapping softly at your skin.
âyou gonna let me take care of you tonight, angel?â he asks sweetly, rolling the bud that was in his mouth between his thumb and pointer finger, smiling and biting his lip at how breathless you already look underneath him.
âmmm,â you whine, hips bucking up as a signal for him to continue.
he taps at your hips to raise your hips once more, pulling your bottoms down in one swift motion and tossing them aside somewhere.
sion trails his lips down your torso, fleeting kisses being scattered across the expanse of your skin.
âmy pretty baby,â sion whispers, almost to himself.
his hands are holding you at your hips as his mouth meets the skin there, coursing them down your thighs and calves as his lips follow, dragging across your limbs and leaving goosebumps in their wake.
âyou have no idea what you do to me,â he mumbles, gently pushing your legs apart and settling down between them. he gasps at the wet patch that decorates the center of your panties now, his thumb coming up to rub the damp fabric.
âyou missed me too, didnât you?â heâs smiling, watching you squirm. âi can tell just by how wet you are,â he says, applying more pressure to your clothed clit before pulling the center of your panties aside and exposing your slick core.
your bottom lip is tucked between your teeth, biting down so you donât give sion the audible satisfaction he wants, but your body betrays you entirely. just the way the string of arousal clings to the fabric is enough to satiate your boyfriend.
âthis pussy missed me too, hm?â he leans down, your scent flooding his senses. âthought about her all day, you know.â
he starts flicking his tongue across your clit gently at first, then with more pressure as he pins your squirming hips down to the bed.
âah-ah,â he tuts. âlet me take my time with you, pretty girl,â he says before attaching his mouth to your core, alternating between wrapping his lips around your clit and fucking his tongue in your hole.
heâs truly indulging in your pussy, not in any rush and wanting to drag out your pleasure for as long as he can. itâs wet and messy, sionâs trademark while eating you out, and you love it.
âtastes so sweet, angel,â he growls, his voice dropping and more gravelly than before, making you leak with arousal.
pulling away from your heat, he works a finger through your folds before burying it in you with one swift motion, the wetness of your juices and his spit aiding his digit. you cry out at the feeling of finally feeling somewhat full of him.
âsion!â you gasp as his mouth reattaches itself to your clit, sucking almost too softly as he fingers you deliciously, your original idea of staying quiet thrown out the window. he just feelsâ âso good, sion,â you whine, your hips bucking against his face.
you almost miss how heâs smiling up at you as he keeps working you, adding another finger and pumping them in and out of your heat. sion revels at the reactions you finally give him, the squelching sounds filling the room and turning you on even more.
âthatâs it, baby. let me hear you,â he purrs, fingers stroking at the spongy part of your walls before suckling your clit with more fervor now, anticipating your orgasm before you can even process it yourself.
âc-cumming, sionâ fuck! iâm cumming,â you cry before the hot white feeling in your stomach releases, sending you over the edge as sionâs movements donât stop, helping you ride out your high around his fingers and in his mouth.
âthatâs my girl,â he grins at you, finally pulling away from your core. the bottom half of his face covered in your cum, his lips puffy and shining even in the dim lighting of your bedroom.
you tug at the collar of his shirt, silently asking him to come up to you.
âwhat is it, pretty?â his smile growing as he takes in your flushed cheeks and messy hair. âneed your words, baby.â
âkiss me,â you mumble, pulling at him once more before his lips meet yours. you can taste yourself on him as your tongue swipes across his lower lip, his tongue stroking against yours, sion deepening the kiss with more passion.
you both pull away breathlessly, resting your foreheads against each other for a short moment.
âyouâre so beautiful, you know that?â he asks, eyes boring into yours.
âi know⊠you tell me everyday,â you blush.
âyou know i think you look prettiest when youâre cumming?â sion asks, pressing another kiss to your lips before his hands move down to his sweats, pulling them down along with his underwear.
his hard member springs up, the tip red against the pale skin of his stomach, precum smeared across the head of it. âonly just got started and this is what you do to my cock, sweet girl.â
he hunches down to steal another kiss from you, pushing your legs up to lie between them before grabbing the base of his cock and running the tip through your folds.
you whine at this, your hips pushing up so he can just get it in, but sion shakes his head and tsks at this.
âimpatient arenât you? i thought i told you i wanted to take my time with you, angel,â he reminds you, his free hand coming to pin your hips down to the mattress once more. âiâll give you what you want, donât worry your pretty head.â
the head of his cock finally latches onto your entrance, making you gasp and sion hiss at the sensation. âalways f-feel so goodâ fuck, so good around me baby,â he stutters as he pushes his length in.
despite how many times you and sion have had sex, youâre still not adjusted to his size, the stretch burning delightfully each time.
âmy perfect girl,â sion breathes out once he fully buries himself to the hilt. âwith the most perfect pussy made just for me, hm?â he all but whines at the feeling of your walls wrapped around him, his hands planting into the pillow on either side of your head to steady himself.
heâs kissing you now, distracting you from the discomfort between your legs. you can feel everything he wants to say just with his plush lips against yours.
he pulls back to pepper your face with more pecks, watching the furrow in your brows disappear slowly as your vice-like grip on his throbbing member slowly lets up.
âthatâs it angel,â sion coos, his big brown eyes sparkling with pride. âyouâre doing so good for me, takinâ me so fuckinâ well,â he praises. his hips start drawing back and pushing forward gently but firmly, filling you up all the way every time.
ââs too big, sion,â you whimper, feeling the the tip of his member kissing at the most deepest part of your walls. your eyes are rolling to the back of your head, the pleasure too overwhelming to keep them open and trained on your boyfriend.
âiâve got you, baby. youâre okay, just keep taking it,â he groans, picking up the pace in hopes of drowning out the pain with pleasure. it works like a charm, moans of pleasure spilling from your lips and encouraging him to keep going.
heâs cupping your face with one hand while the other keeps him propped up, swiping at your lips and your cheek so gently, making you open your eyes and look at him.
âi love you so much, sweet girl. youâre so perfect and good to me and you mean the world to me,â heâs blabbering now, but the sweet words go straight to your pussy, making you clench around his length.
a whine bubbles out of your lips and your eyes are squeezed shut again at the immense oxytocin rush. heâs fucking you just right while spilling the most sugary words in your ears and you feel like youâre floating.
his hand that was holding your face moves down to start rubbing circles against your clit and your back arches at the contact, your hips fighting against his hand to buck up and meet his thrusts.
âahâ sion!â you cry out, your walls fluttering around him more consistently now. âfuck! sion please,â you pant.
âwhatâs wrong, baby?â sion asks, feigning concern. he knows exactly whatâs wrong; he knows your body like the back of his hand, but just needs to hear you say it.
his head dips to the crook of your neck to nip at the skin and your arms fly around his shoulders, one of your hands finding its way in his hair to tug at the strands in an attempt to ground yourself.
âiâ fuck! iâm gonna cum,â youâre gasping now, causing sion to speed up his thrusts as well as his fingers on your clit.
ây-yeah? gonna cum for me pretty girl?â he rasps. âgonna make a mess around my cock? you gonna show your boyfriend how much you love him, hmm?â
and thatâs all it takes for the tension in your lower stomach to burst. the cry that leaves your mouth has your throat feeling raw, but you donât care as sionâs teeth graze your neck, the skin muffling his moans as he paints your walls with his hot cum.
his lips leave your neck as his hips still, your walls still spasming with the aftershocks of your orgasm. âalways so good for me, angel,â sion mumbles, slotting your lips together as he rides out both of your highs.
after catching your breaths, and much reluctance, he finally pulls out of you. the sudden empty feeling and his fluids spilling out of you making you wince and groan at once.
âsion!â you whine, dragging out his name for emphasis, your face scrunching up as he chuckles at you.
âi know, baby. hold on,â he says, getting up to dampen a towel to clean you up. âcome here, letâs get you cleaned up so we can cuddle.â his signature smile spreads across his face, his cheekbones rising with it.
you roll your eyes but are unable to avoid the corners of your lips turning up to mirror his own.
once youâre both clean and redressed in comfortable sleeping clothes, sion pulls you close to him, your back pressed against his front.
âhave i made it up to you?â he asks, burying his face into the back of your neck.
âyou have... and iâm sorry for getting upset with you earlier,â you pout, even though he canât see your face. he shushes you and pulls you impossibly closer.
âdonât be sorry, beautiful. i know you just missed me,â sion mumbles, kissing your neck. âiâll make sure you never miss me that much again, okay?â
you hum in response, the fatigue taking over as your eyelids shut, feeling nothing but love and reassurance as you fall asleep in sionâs arms.
tags: @rikupid @sminiac @be-my-sunrise âĄ
thank you to my baby @rikupid for beta reading as always âĄ
#jae writes âââĄâË#sion x reader#oh sion x reader#sion smut#oh sion smut#sion hard hours#oh sion hard hours#sion imagines#oh sion imagines#sion scenarios#oh sion scenarios#nct wish sion#nct wish sion smut#nct wish x reader#nct wish sion hard hours#nct wish hard hours#nct wish smut
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Winter Series: Day 2- Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
Summary: Dick thinks a bunny is a perfect addition to the family. Youâre the one pointing out he stolen a test subject from the company he happened to screw over
â ïžWarning: Spoilers for Nightwing 2024 - #120!
Heâd be lying if he were to say he isnât having fun right now. His face threatens to crack a grin as he watches the corner of your lips continue to twitch, signaling youâre close to caving in. Not too long ago, he had come back with the rescued rabbit that was being used to energize an organizationâs anti-hero weapon. Seemed like you were awake and filled in by Babs on what had happened when, as soon as Haley started barking, you ran out of the bedroom to stop her from trying to attack the little animal in his arms. You managed to soothe her and place her in the shared bedroom before coming back out and standing in front of him unamused with both hands on your hips. What was intended to be a calm conversation turned into a squabble between the two of you as you bluntly said no before he could even muster a word.
Yes, he couldâve simply chosen the easy way out to get you to let him keep the rabbit. But whereâs the fun in that? Especially when you had been wearing his t-shirt as your top while waiting for him to come back (unfortunately you were not wearing his matching sweatpants but heâll get you to do it some other time). So, of course he would choose to be a tease instead, riling you up for being cute.Â
âDick, stop whining and actually think about what could happen if you keep the rabbit.â
âIâm not whining! Youâre just being heartless to this poor BunBun, not considering his well-being and the trauma he went through at all.âÂ
âHeâs a test subject. A test subject from the company thatâs trying to ruin Bludhaven by making weapons against all the vigilantes. What makes it a good idea to keep him, even more so raise him here?â
âExcuse me, are you going to ignore that he's a rabbit? A very cute and fluffy one, in fact, that would make a perfect friend to have whenever you miss aside from Haley?â
âFor the love of Earth-Dick. Dick, dear? Heâs not a pet or a normal bunny. Itâs either you put back Mr. Bun where you got him from or so help me-â
âI hope you realized just now you called him Mr. Bun.âÂ
Speed forward to now where heâs holding the rabbit up to your face, making sure heâs giving the same eyes the rabbit is giving you to seal the deal. It isnât helping your case that âMr. Bunâ, as you had called him, instantly had become attached to you, constantly kicking his feet in the air as he readied himself to jump toward you at any given moment. Finally, your resolve breaks when the rabbit tilts his head softly, eyes still trained on you. He walks over with a smirk, smug at seeing you covering your face with both hands to muffle your groan.Â
You send him a glare, though gently grabbing Mr. Bun from his hands and cradling him in your arms. Carefully, minding how the rabbit shifts and nestles into your arms from his, he engulfs you into a hug, placing a kiss on the top of your head. He snorts when he picks the words you grumble under your breath as you stay in his arms, something along the lines of becoming an animal hoarder is his fault and that his influence was what was causing Damian to adopt every animal he sees.Â
The next day, with much reluctance after having to appease Haley all night from jealousy of all the attention being given to the rabbit, he wakes up and smiles. Seeing you sleep peacefully with the animals on both sides you soothes his soul and refreshes his mind, reminded how last nightâs mission was worth it as he treats the scene as his hard-worked reward. He then gets up to deal with the aftermath of what he had done, but not before he brushes your hair out of your face so he could place his hand on your cheek and enjoy the warmth he gets from you in his heart a moment more.Â
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2024 September 15
Find the Man in the Moon Image Credit & Copyright: Dani Caxete
Explanation: Have you ever seen the Man in the Moon? This common question plays on the ability of humans to see pareidolia -- imagining familiar icons where they don't actually exist. The textured surface of Earth's full Moon is home to numerous identifications of iconic objects, not only in modern western culture but in world folklore throughout history. Examples, typically dependent on the Moon's perceived orientation, include the Woman in the Moon and the Rabbit in the Moon. One facial outline commonly identified as the Man in the Moon starts by imagining the two dark circular areas -- lunar maria -- here just above the Moon's center, to be the eyes. Surprisingly, there actually is a man in this Moon image -- a close look will reveal a real person -- with a telescope -- silhouetted against the Moon. This well-planned image was taken in 2016 in Cadalso de los Vidrios in Madrid, Spain.
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Koushirou Izumi's clothing style - a meta analysis
When it comes to Digimon and fashion, you can tell that certain characters have - mostly consistent - preferences. Most obviously, every character has colours they are usually (but not exclusively) wearing, certain motives and symbols keep returning... And for some characters, their choice of clothes is - more or less - arc-defining.
While looking for references for some art pieces on Pinterest, I stumbled over one of my favourite Digimon Adventure 02 concept artworks:
We never see Taichi, Sora and Yamato wear their Summer uniform in the series and Koushirou literally only wears it in one episode - but looking at the ensemble here, there was something that caught my eye specifically. And this observation took me down a little rabbit hole in terms of what exactly Koushirou's style is, how it changes through the series - and what it may mean for his character as a whole in my humble opinion.
It simply felt like the perfect opportunity to post all these ideas as a contribution to @izumikoushiroweek 2024 and the prompt "Dressing Koushirou".
Adventure (+ Our War Game), age 10-11:
Analyzing Adventure won't take too long, because we don't have a lot of variety at this point - however, it still gives us the baseline for what we will have to expect for the entirety of the series.
Koushirou wears very "boyish" clothes that can be, more or less, considered to be common for a "computer nerd" in the 90s and early 2000s; wide, if not oversized button-down shirt (big emphasis here!), t-shirt, wide shorts, (colourful) sneakers. It's all "comfort over function" at this point, because, as pointed out, he seems to prefer wide clothes. While his signature (crest) colour is purple, his favourite colour appears to be orange, and there are usually lots of earth/nature tones too.
Honorable mention goes to his trademark Japanese school boy undercut hair with a middle parting, barely able to tame the spikyness.
So let's see what elements he will keep and what will change:
02 (+ Diablomon Strikes Back), age 13-14:
As mentioned, the concept art above was what inspired to make this post in the first place - because I couldn't help but notice his pants there. If you compare the way he wears the Summer school uniform to the way Taichi and Yamato wear it, three things come to mind:
The older boys wear the shirt very casually, whereas Koushirou has tugged it in - which is definitely a change to how loosely he wore his button-downs before.
Taichi and Yamato also don't wear ties in comparison to Koushirou. So far so good, these are the most obvious aspects...
And then there are the pants - which are particularly less "form fitting" than it is the case for Taichi and Yamato. Considering how he used to wear wide shorts in Adventure before, one may think that this is related to "comfort over form" again, but it collides a little with how "correctly" he wears the rest of the uniform. So my assumption here is: In one of the dramas he mentions "one of the female 5th graders in computer club who is taller than me" and we can definitely assume that he was referring to Miyako there. He says that he is "working very hard" to catch up... Which leads me to believe that he wears wide pants in anticipation of getting a growth spurt. Which is not only practical in general - but would also spare him/his mom the stress of constantly buying new uniforms.
In sum, we learned that he is the only male character in the entire season who wears his uniform correctly - with the spunky shoes being the only glimpse of "individualism" there. This is an interesting contrast - and will actually turn out to be quite a pattern for him: When it comes to important duties and business, he will make sure to wear his clothes appropriately and neatly (which, at this point, is important if you consider him taking so much responsibility for the 02 kids as their team mom dad). Outside of that, we still see the habit of wearing more comfortable clothes:
Koushirou definitely likes to wear layers (similarly to but not in the same way as Taichi btw), the good old button-downs or hoodies over shirts in particular, it's all very cozy and simple - and while he hasn't completely abandoned his associated colour orange, he seems to have adopted a second favourite colour to his wardrobe as an addition to the earth tones: Green. We later learn that his mother used to buy the clothes for him, so based on her excited expression in the first shot, watching him put on his green school uniform blazer for the first time, they may have realized how well the colour complements his red hair. The wide shorts and pants are also still there and he also seems to prefer basic long-sleeves (and stripes) at this point (which may or may not have been inspired by his own Digimon partner's colour schemes, very sneaky).
Last but not least we have the hairstyle - he's been growing out the undercut to even everything out and starts the season off with a VERY short cut and a side-parting. Very neat and, at first glance, very easy to tame, since the spikes are a lot shorter at this point. The side parting did not last for long though, so the middle-parting returns through the course of the season and he also grows it out a little.
Overall, the dichotomy of "business serious-casual" and "comfy-cozy" is already coming through, but we haven't come to the heavy lifting yet:
Tri (+ the Stageplay), age 16:
As I have briefly pointed out in the intro, for some characters, fashion is an arc-defining factor. For teenage!Koushirou, his interest in fashion is basically a B- or C-plot that - in my opinion - could have been handled in better ways, but I will get to that.
First of all, let's start with the "easy stuff": Hair and uniforms.
His way of wearing his uniform hasn't changed much from 02; he is still wearing blazer, shirt and tie "correctly" - but his pants are not as wide as they used to anymore, as can be seen on the promo art I have used above. (Since he has surpassed Mimi in height and is basically as tall as Sora, he may not expect to grow much further, so he probably chose more fitted pants at this point.)
The hair, especially the spikes and middle parting, are still pretty much the same and thus - probably - still very difficult to tame. It's notable that he has grown it out more in comparison to 02 though.
Now onto his private wardrobe: We see him confiding in Takeru, telling him that now that he goes to high school, he intends to pick clothes for himself, but... Shopping has proven to be quite difficult for... Various reasons. So instead, he created a software to generate outfits for him, with... Varying degrees of success. So through the course of the first few movies, it's heavily implied that he's making use of that software and also Takeru's advice - who appears to be a little bit of a mix between a "k-pop-fanboy / hobby-novelist with a Starbucks order in hand" and "an absolute fashion disaster" himself, but he seems to enjoy being Koushirou's wingman and assumes that his sudden interest in fashion stems from him wanting to impress Mimi.
And this is where things get a little more complicated. I will not go into too much detail about why I think that this was the wrong approach for his arc, because I have already talked about it in full length here. To summarize it very shortly: Koushirou's arc had ALWAYS been about him learning to be himself. That him being the way he is is perfectly fine and that he doesn't have to hide his true self - being adopted, smart, into computers, with all his flaws and quirks, whatever it may be. Him trying to bend over backwards to impress somebody else contradicts his arc and the only reason to include it at this point is for him to come to the same conclusion again. Of course there are underlying insecurities all over the place - especially since he actively seeks Mimi's approval. The school festival should have culminated in a scene in which he and Mimi - dressed up in a costume that was heavily criticized before, thus criticizing Mimi's way of being as well - should have had a talk that went along the lines of: "You know what? It doesn't matter what you wear, as long as you are comfortable." (Which... In itself leaves room for a lot of subtext as well, but I will get to that by the end of the post.)
So long story short, what we see through the course of the first three movies is him being quite experimental: Overalls, wild patterns like koi karps, lots of layers and a peculiar interest in bowties... He also adds several new colours to his arsenal, reds, blues, even his signature colour purple makes a prominent appearance. All for the sake of appearing "less plain", and to have more variation in his style.
While he has abandoned shorts from his wardrobe at this point, he - just like Taichi - likes to wear 3/4 length pants. One style of clothing he hasn't abandoned is his button-down shirts and (open) collared shirts in general. This has been a constant so far and I doubt that we will ever see it change, since they basically feel like "comfort clothes" for him. The interesting part here is, like we discovered before, the consistent contrast between "private" and "important occasions/business settings":
Once he's out with his parents for their anniversary, once he shows up at the school festival in a whole suit, once he wears his school uniform: He WILL wear the (bow-)tie correctly, the collar will be tight, the shirt will be tugged in, no funky shoes either.
Once he's in a private, less "official" setting, the collar will be more loose (!), the shirt will (most likely) be pulled out of his pants, the style will be more comfy, the shoes will be more "funky."
We've seen that since 02 already and it's nicely represented in Tri as well - the stageplay even dared to merge two of his outfits from the first Tri movie, a casual and a serious one, to create the perfectly "nerdy" mix for him: (Shortened) Shirt and vest from the anniversary (with an open collar and without the bowtie), 3/4 pants and yellow sneakers from the "let's look for distortions" scene. So we can tell - he DOES have preferences and may not even need a software to tell him what he naturally gravitates towards!
So let's fast forward a few years to see how it'll all develop...
Kizuna (+ The Beginning), age 21-23:
Unfortunately, we don't really get a glimpse of his private wardrobe as a young adult - but we can still be pretty sure that the patterns we spotted before are still going strong:
First of all, it can be assumed that he stopped experimenting for the most part: The hairstyle went back to the roots, for whatever reason he returned to his elementary school undercut, the middle parting and spikes are still there, but less wild. The associated colour orange also returns - and even makes its way into his business wardrobe, as he is back to wearing neckties instead of bowties.
That aside, we mainly see him in his work attire as the boss of his own tech company: White shirt with the orange tie and a closed collar (short-sleeved in Summer, long-sleeved in Autumn), black pants + brown belt, black business shoes.
And once again: Depending on his surroundings, the difference in how he presents himself is still intact to some degree: The outfit is still the same, but once he's just with his friends, shirt and pants appear to be wider again, whereas they seem to be more tailored once he is in "business mode" - this can be seen in particular in The Beginning, where he function as PR Digimon expert and gives interviews to the media.
Long story short: He kept his dichotomy alive for the majority of the series.
The epilogue, age 38:
Even the epilogue shows us that he could never give up the wide, collared shirts (wide collar, no tie, pulled out of the pants!) in nature tones after all. The most notable part here is probably the hair - not only did he grow it out to the point that the spikes vanished almost completely (aside from the long, pointy bangs), but he apparently managed to FINALLY get the side-parting going after all.
Final thoughts (and a few headcanons):
I've once conducted a whole post on how I felt like Koushirou broke a few gender stereotypes in interesting ways for a series that was created in the 1990s and early 2000s (and not only because he was the only male character who basically never had a male voice actor or because 02 basically turned him into "the mom" of the group). I feel like it's no coincidence that his arc and the way it is portrayed actually speaks to a lot of people who consider themselves as neurodivergent, non-binary or trans. It's a story of self-acceptance, about someone who used to question his whereabouts, who didn't know where he came from, who he was. He didn't consider himself to have much "worth" aside from being a human extension of his laptop and also tended to mask his insecurities (at least in front of his parents) with a polite and very correct demeanour.
The way fashion is interwoven into it all may not have been conducted perfectly, but the fact that it is tied to self-discovery still leaves room for interpretations and headcanons. While his personal clothing style has always been rather "boyish" (and not feminine in the slightest), him gravitating towards oversized clothing in private settings while conforming (!) to a very correct and neat dressing style for important occasions still is a curious contrast in this regard. Hiding behind his computer, hiding behind a software to tell him how to dress (and being uncomfortable going shopping physically), hiding his generally slender body behind (mostly) wide clothing because he may - or may not - experience something along the lines of gender-dysphoria is a headcanon that a lot of people can relate to. Especially if you take Tri overall as a metaphor for him figuring out "his preferences" (in both sexuality and gender and thus the scene in which he looks at a kimono - presumably made by Sora - will forever live rent-free in my head, especially because it is a more feminine piece this time).
In the end, it can all be just a matter of perspective - the most likely explanation is that he simply prefers comfort in private settings, but can easily adjust towards a "serious business mode" whenever the situation requires it. Through the course of the series, you may argue that the characters that had the most influence on his casual style were Taichi (layers), Mimi and Takeru (being a little more experimental). On the other hand, you may also take Tri as your average "the nerd cannot talk to women and doesn't know how to dress, so he makes disastrous choices" trope and call it a day. But personally, I feel like, since Koushirou does have obvious preferences that are mostly consistent, it really is more a period of self-exploration. And like I said before: I wish the outspoken conclusion for him had been: "As long as you feel comfortable, you can wear whatever you want."
#koushirou izumi#koushiro izumi#izumikoushiroweek2024#izumi koushiro#izumi koushirou#izzy izumi#my two cents#meta#digimon#digimon adventure#i love overanalyzing my favourite character
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ARTIST ALLEY STAMPS!!
Inspired by eki/train station stamps in Japan, I am trying to start an Artist Alley Stamp tradition as a free interactive art project to share at conventions and live events. Each year Iâm creating a new stamp that will be available for free to visitors at my table at shows. Iâm picking a unique color for each show. Visitors can stamp their own paper or book, take a pre-made stamp print, or when available, receive a passport book from me!
I would love to see other artists create their own stamps to share and for visitors to come back show after show to get a new stamp! I kicked it off with the Chinese Zodiac, starting with Year of the Rabbit last year, and it was a big hit at A Kon and San Japan!
Which brings us to 2024 - Happy Year of the Dragon! For this design I played around with symmetry and tried to reflect the numeral shapes of 2 and 4 in the dragonâs composition! I also found some really great earth tone papers at Austin Creative Reuse for the individual prints!
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A year in illustration (2024), Part three
If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/12/07/great-kepplers-ghost/art-adjacent
Part one
Part two
Live Nation/Ticketmaster is buying Congress
I had a lot of fun scouring Victorian woodcuts for cool tentacles to add to this image. The garish concert lights in the background were a fun find â I was halfway through using them when I realized that the image came from my old pal Matt Biddulph, who has many claims to fame, but my favorite is that he once sarcastically called the area in Hackney where some tech startups were clustered "Silicon Roundabout" and then experienced the monkey's paw curse of having the government turn this into an official designation.
https://pluralistic.net/2024/04/30/nix-fix-the-tix/#something-must-be-done-there-we-did-something
(Image: Matt Biddulph, CC BY-SA 2.0; Flying Logos, CC BY-SA 4.0; modified)
The specific process by which Google enshittified its search
Around April, I realized I needed a visual signifier for "enshittified Google" â I created a cartoon mascot with the head of a poop emoji, colored in the original Google logo colors. I put him into "The Junior Partner Speaks," an old ad for Pacific Woolens and Worsteds, which I've since used several times:
https://craphound.com/images/juniorpartner.jpg
I'm very fond of using the homely old original Google logo as a way to differentiate pre-enshittificatory Google from modern, enshittocene Google.
https://pluralistic.net/2024/04/24/naming-names/#prabhakar-raghavan
Podcasting "Capitalists Hate Capitalism"
Real Gilded Age corruption-heads will instantly recognize the editorial cartoon image of Boss Tweed as a suited figure with a sack of money for a head; his body language is impeccable, conveying a sneering disregard for decency and others' wellbeing. He works very well inserted into this tapestry of feudal peasants threshing grain.
https://pluralistic.net/2024/04/18/in-extremis-veritas/#the-winnah
No, "convenience" isn't the problem
It's stupidly, unnecessarily hard to find hi-rez scans of Rube Goldberg cartoons online, but this one is perfect and it was a delight to lovingly crop out all its little details. Throw in Cryteria's HAL 9000 and a Matrix code waterfall and you've got a perfect image of the complex, hostile traps of digital systems.
https://pluralistic.net/2024/04/12/give-me-convenience/#or-give-me-death
The unexpected upside of global monopoly capitalism
This one's pretty subtle! I mostly just added the monocle, mustache and top-hat to the fallen head of Goliath in Bosse's 17th century engraving of the triumphant David. The planet Earth in David's sling is a NASA image and thus in the public domain.
https://pluralistic.net/2024/04/10/an-injury-to-one/#is-an-injury-to-all
How to shatter the class solidarity of the ruling class
Goodness, but "canceled" is a tedious cliche. If you must describe someone being ejected from polite society, please consider the far more delightful "defenestrated," not least because the many paintings and etchings of The Defenestration of Prague gives us a lot of public domain visual material to work with when illustrating such events.
https://pluralistic.net/2024/04/08/money-talks/#bullshit-walks
(Image: KMJ, CC BY-SA 3.0, modified)
General Mills and cheaply bought "dietitians" co-opted the anti-diet movement
The minute I saw this unsourced midcentury commercial illustration of a scientist working in a chem lab, I knew I'd get a lot of mileage out of it; I spent a long flight productively slicing it onto layers so that I could replace his head and put arbitrary objects in his flask:
https://craphound.com/images/labflask.jpg
I've used him before, but putting the Trix rabbit's head on him and sticking a box of Cocoa Puffs in the flask worked great.
https://pluralistic.net/2024/04/05/corrupt-for-cocoa-puffs/#flood-the-zone-with-shit
Too big to care
I spent the whole flight to SXSW last year slicing up a super hi-rez (10,000px wide!) image of Hieronymus Bosch's "Garden of Earthly Delights," slicing out individual demons, with special attention to the hoof-footed, anus-baring demon in a hat with a whole secret demonic clubhouse in its rectal cavity. At the end of that flight, I had a very funny conversation with my perplexed seatmate, who was dying to know what the actual fuck I was working on.
The background here is made up of desaturated, magnified brushstrokes from Van Gogh's "Starry Night."
https://pluralistic.net/2024/04/04/teach-me-how-to-shruggie/#kagi
Red Lobster was killed by private equity, not Endless Shrimp
I inserted a rogue's gallery of "evil boss types" from various editorial cartoons into this vintage Red Lobster ad, including Boss Tweed, an impatient guy from a midcentury John Falter commercial illustration, possibly for a radio station (?) and a William Gropper sketch for a cartoon making fun of the business lobby's opposition to the New Deal.
https://pluralistic.net/2024/05/23/spineless/#invertebrates
You were promised a jetpack by liars
The newsie with the great grin makes a reappearance in this one, beneath a jetpack flyer taken from a 1928 Amazing Stories cover by R Frank Paul. The control panel is one of several midcentury electronics consoles I've spent idle hours cropping out (this one comes from a Schlitz ad depicting a HAM radio enthusiast). The hypnotic head is from the October, 1953 cover of Doll-Man, likely by Reed Crandall. I started playing around with halftoning with this one, on the background, as a way of hiding the JPEG artifacts that emerged when I uprezzed small source images. It worked really well.
https://pluralistic.net/2024/05/17/fake-it-until-you-dont-make-it/#twenty-one-seconds
AI "art" and uncanniness
I was so happy with how the extra fingers on this Victorian woodcut of a hand on a Oujia board planchette came out. And the green tinting worked perfectly with the Code Waterfall background.
https://pluralistic.net/2024/05/13/spooky-action-at-a-close-up/#invisible-hand
Part four
#art#collages#public domain#creative commons#cc#fair use#copyfight#visual communications#illustration#pluralistic illustrations 2024
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Happy 50th Birthday, SNL!
It wasn't until I went down the Bill Hader rabbit hole in 2019 that I realized how much Saturday Night Live shaped the comedy I grew up with, comedy today, and pop culture in general. It's been on for 50 years but the first time I remember hearing about it was in university, through the Lonely Island song "Jizz In My Pants".
I didn't know Wayne's World, Coneheads, and Superstar were movie spin-offs to popular sketches on the show; that it catapulted Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, and Bill Murray to fame; that it's provided us Late Night hosts, Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Fallon, and Seth Meyers; or that I have it to thank for Tina Fey and Kristen Wiig who would go on to create and star in some of my favorite female comedies: Mean Girls, 30 Rock, and Bridesmaids.
I don't know how well those 90s spin-offs have aged (probably not wellâ âeven Superstar I couldn't get behind with then), but I feel the need to give tribute to the institution that has paved the way for some of the most original and fascinating comedies in recent years: Bill's Barry; Will Forte's MacGruber and The Last Man on Earth; Fred Armisen and Maya Rudolph's Forever; John Mulaney's stand-up specials; Bill, Fred, and Seth's Documentary Now!; Jason Sudeikis' Ted Lasso, and The Lonely Island's Michael Bolton's Big, Sexy Valentine's Day Special â along with all the cool shit they're producing like Palm Springs and I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson.
đž David LaChapelle for New York Magazine (2024)
p.s. so excited for the 50th anniversary show in February!
#SNL#saturday night live#50th anniversary#new york magazine#vulture#photos#2024#bill hader#hbo barry#lonely island#documentary now#will forte#macgruber#the last man on earth#fred armisen#maya rudolph#john mulaney#jason sudeikis#ted lasso#tina fey#mean girls#30 rock#kristen wiig#bridesmaids#conan o'brien#seth meyers#jimmy fallon#lorne michaels
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Where Will All The Martyrs Go [Chapter 3: The Ones Who Died Without A Name]
Series summary: In the midst of the zombie apocalypse, both you and Aemond (and your respective travel companions) find yourselves headed for the West Coast. Itâs the 2024 version of the Oregon Trail, but with less dysentery and more undead antagonists. Watch out for snakes! đđ
Series warnings: Language, sexual content (18+ readers only), violence, bodily injury, med school Aemond, character deaths, nature, drinking, smoking, drugs, Adventures With Aegon, pregnancy and childbirth, the U.S. Navy, road trip vibes, Jace is here unfortunately.
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The Tahoe runs out of gas just west of Ashland, Ohio, coasting to a stop along the shoulder of State Route 96, sapphire skies and cotton ball cumulus clouds, emerald fields of Swiss chard and beets slowly being nibbled bare by deer and rabbits, the inheritors of an abandoned earth.
âWell, thatâs it,â Baela says, offhand, blasĂ©, as if itâs not a disaster. Youâve sorted this out, it didnât take long: there are people who arenât allowed to panic. If they do, itâll be like a dam crumbling, and the flood will burst through to drown everything, like when Noahâs wrathful God decided it was time for the world to start over. Baela canât panic. Aemond canât panic. And maybe you canât either. Rio gives you a skeptical lookâAre we really about to walk to Oregon?âand you slap his thigh encouragingly as you climb over him and out of the Tahoe.
âEveryone gets a gun,â Aemond says as he starts distributing them: Rugers for Rhaena, Baela, and Helaena (although she winces as she obediently takes the revolver, immediately tucking it away into her burlap messenger bag), .22s for Daeron and Aegon, Remington 12 gauges for Jace and Rio, who gives you his M9. Youâre better with it anyway. Aemondâs Glock 20 is in a handmade leather holster he took from the cellar of the house back in Distant, Pennsylvania. Luke, still a potential zombie, will not be armed; but Aemond slings the strap of a .22 over his own shoulder for in case Luke recovers.
âSafeties on, right kids?â Rio goes down the line checking everyoneâs gun. âRemember what we practiced, use your sights, donât go pointing the barrel at anyone unless youâre okay with blowing a hole in them. The noise is risky, but getting bit is worse, so use your best judgment.â
âI donât have any of that,â Aegon says, grinning.
Rio grabs Aegonâs sunburned face roughly and smacks a kiss onto his cheek. âI know, Honey Bun. Donât you worry. Stick close and Iâll do your thinking for you.â
You spy it up the road a ways on the right, half-obscured by tree limbs: a white and orange sign, a logo shaped like a diamond. âOh my God. Itâs a Stewartâs.â
âA what?â Aemond asks, squinting at the sign. Itâs late afternoon, and soon the sun will be sinking into the west like a drowning man through deep water, and like all prey animals you are restless without the promise of shelter.
âA Stewartâs Root Beer. They used to sell hot dogs and barbeque and all these neat soda flavors like key lime and black cherry. We had one where I grew up. That was the fancy place. You knew it was a good day if you ended up at Stewartâs for dinner.â
Aemond considers you, that subtle ceaseless curiosity. âWe can stay the night there.â
âI thought we didnât want to waste any daylight, Aemond,â Jace jabs as he helps Lukeâmiserable but presently humanâout of the Tahoe. âThatâs what you said when I wanted to check out that Barnes & Noble, Aemond.â
âWhat the hell do you need books for?â Aegon says. Heâs grabbing clear CD cases out of the center console of the Tahoe. He pounds on the eject button and then punches the CD player when he realizes he wonât be getting that particular disk back. âOh, you bitch! I had Shakira on there!â
âI would like to preserve my ability to read at higher than a fifth-grade level. I wouldnât expect you to understand. I was going to work for Sullivan & Cromwell, you know.â
âAnd now youâre a jobless loser just like me. Isnât life funny?â
âYou canât be serious,â Baela says to Aegon, his arms full of CD cases. âYouâre going to carry all those to California? You donât even have a way to listen to them.â
âIâm not leaving my mixtapes.â Aegon shoves them into a U.S. Army backpack he found at Fort Indiantown Gap and then hoists it onto his back with a grunt.
Aemond tells Jace: âWe only have a few hours until the sun starts going down. We donât know whatâs up ahead. We should take advantage of a safe place to sleep if itâs available. Getting caught out in the open after dark is the worst case scenario.â
âWhatever, Aemond. Itâs your call. Everything is your fucking call.â Then Jace plods out into a field of rabbit-ravaged Swiss chard to relieve himself semi-privately, his back to the Tahoe.
âHey, Chips Ahoy,â Aegon says, taking the folded-up map out of the pocket of his shorts, mint green plaid. âWant to tell me if there are any nuclear power plants near our route so we can steer clear of them and not get irradiated?â
âUh, well, I donât exactly have them all memorizedâŠâ You examine the map, hoping the black-ink cities will jog your memory, trivia you catalogued years ago, snippets youâve heard from your fellow seamen. âPerryâs in Cleveland. We wonât be anywhere near that one. Fermi is up by Detroit.â You hesitate as your fingertips skate past Chicago. âBraidwood, LaSalle, and Byron are someplace between Chicago and Peoria, but Iâm not sure where. And then there are a few others around the border of Illinois and Iowa. West of that, I donât know. Rio?â
âCooperâs in Nebraska, dead east of Lincoln. Thatâs all I got.â
Aegon is nodding, making notes on his map with a glittery forest green gel pen. âCool, cool. If I donât end up eaten or a zombie, I can look forward to being a sterile, glow-in-the-dark mutant.â
Luke frets: âWhat if we accidentally drink contaminated water or something?â
âThen you die an agonizing death, kiddo,â Rio says. âYour cells dissolve and you turn into human Jello and thereâs nothing anybody can do about it.â
Luke swallows noisily. âAwesome.â
âYou might just get cancer if the dose is small enough,â you tell him. Luke does not seem pacified. Rhaena gives him a sip of warm Coca-Cola from a plastic bottle from the Wawa.
Jace comes trudging back to the road, zipping up his khaki chino shorts. âAlright, are we ready?â
Helaena is gazing solemnly out over the fields of green leaves, red roots that grow like arteries into the soil. âWe should try to find antivenom.â
âAntivenom?â Aemond asks, distracted as he makes sure nothing of importance was left in the Tahoe. The keys are still dangling from the ignition; you wonât need them. Thereâs no breathing the Tahoe back to life. Thereâs no returning to Aemondâs house back in Boston. There is only the West, beckoning you to cross rivers and plains and mountains to join her, and to do it as people did two hundred years ago, no cars, no phones, no escape hatches. The only way out is through.
âFor the snakes,â Helaena says.
Aemond stares at her. The stitches in his face are dissolving as the flesh weaves back together, jagged maroon scar tissue, beautiful savage ruins, landscapes of improbable survival. âHelaena, antivenom has to be refrigerated. Even if we miraculously found some, it wouldnât be useable.â
She nods, eyes wide and glazed, still peering into the fields, into the earth.
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A hand brushing the loose strands of hair out of your face, a whisper through the dissipating indigo of sleep: âGuess what today is.â
You startle awake and yelp as you bolt from your assailant. Aegon is watching you without any shame whatsoever. People are laughing as they gather up supplies so you all can get moving again, brushing teeth, arranging hair, drinking glass bottles of Stewartâs soda found last night in crates in the storeroom, snacking on bags of Utz chips. Sunlight is streaming in through the windows; specks of dust glimmer in the air like comets through the inhospitable void of outer space.
Luke says from where he is sitting on the floor, his arms and legs tethered: âHopefully the day when somebodyâs going to untie me.â
âItâs my birthday!â Aegon announces.
Youâre still blinking at him, disoriented. âWhatâŠ?â
âAegon, I told you,â Aemond says, sipping a bottle of Stewartâs key lime soda. âItâs not your birthday. Itâs not the 23rd.â
âItâs the 20th, right?â Rhaena says.
Rio looks to you, bewildered. âIsnât it like the 25th?â
âWeâre still in June?â Luke says. Now Aemond is hacking through his ropes with a hunting knife from the cellar in Distant, Pennsylvania.
âYour hand is healing up. Your color is good, your temperature is normal. I guess we can officially declare you human for the foreseeable future.â
âI knew it,â Jace says, combative so no one will see the desperate relief underneath.
Aemond examines your hands next, calloused over where the heat of the transmission tower burned the skin. There is no pretext for needing to tend to them any longer, no antiseptic or ointment or gauze. Aemond nods somberly at your palms, as if he isnât entirely happy to pronounce them cured. His hands linger on yours for slow, unnecessary seconds.
âSo what are we going to do special for my birthday?â Aegon presses eagerly.
âWeâre going to walk between ten and twenty miles towards California,â Baela says.
âThatâs not a birthday activity!â
Daeron groans as he inspects the screws and bolts of his compound bow. âAegon, itâs not your birthday!â
âShut up. You canât even apply to get a credit card.â
âNo one can get a credit card now! Currency is worthless!â
Rio offers you a cherries and cream soda. You take it and say: âAegon, how old are you? On today, your alleged birthday?â
He hesitates. âThatâs not the important part.â
Aemond smiles as he tells you, mock-whispering: âHeâs thirty.â
âThirty?!â Rio exclaims. âThatâs like, an actual adult age. Marriage and a mortgage, shit like that. What were you doing before everything went insane?â
Aegon gestures vaguely. âI was considering a number of opportunities.â
âHe was living on my couch,â Aemond says.
Rio shakes his head, grinning. âNo job? No school? No nothing?â
âI wasnât doing nothing. I played a lot of golf.â
âHe was totally doing nothing,â Jace says. âI was in my third year of law school at Harvard, Baela was getting a masterâs in Aeronautics and Astronautics at MIT, Rhaena just started an Anthropology PhD, Luke was getting a masterâs in Screenwriting at Boston Universityâhe was going to be very sad and very broke, but still, he had a planâand Aegon was doingâŠnothing.â
âIâve never had a real birthday party before,â Aegon tells you; and there is something in his murky blue eyes that is tremendously sad, wounded, childlike. âI might not get another chance.â
âWhat do you want to do?â Now people are alarmed, skittish glances and mouths open to object. You are encouraging him.
âI donât know yet,â Aegon says. But heâs glad you bothered to ask. You can see it on his face.
Itâs not until several hours laterâafter noon, the sun high and blazing, everyoneâs unpracticed feet aching and blistering in their shoesâthat Aegon experiences a revelation like the angel Gabriel appearing to the Virgin Mary or Sir Isaac Newton extrapolating gravity from an apple falling on his head. Aegonâs epiphany appears in the form of a bowling alley in Shenandoah, Ohio called Luxury Lanes. It is remarkably unluxurious, a nondescript black rectangular building with a few doors in the front, one small tinted window on each, and no other openings. To Aegon, it is an oasis in a desert.
âI want to go bowling!â
âAegon, weâre not going bowling,â Baela says, breathing heavily but trying to hide it, her hands massaging the small of her back. Aemond is watching her worriedly. Baela is the only person not burdened with carrying any supplies beyond her hammer and shiny new Rugerâand she resisted this accommodation at firstâbut still, she suffers more than anyone.
âOnce again, it is my birthdayââ
âArenât bowling allies soundproofed?â Rio asks Aemond. âYou know, so they donât get noise complaints?â
âUh, I guess soâŠ?â
âItâs kind of a fortress, isnât it?â Rio continues. âNot many ways in or out. We wouldnât be seen or heard. Might be a good place to stop for the night. â
âYeah!â Aegon says. âRight, Aemond?â
Aemond looks at you. It takes you a moment to figure out why. âI think the bowling alley is a good idea,â you tell him. âItâll be safe, assuming we can clear it. And Aegon can have his party.â
Aemond is skeptical. âA party?â
âSurvival isnât just about not dying. Itâs also about holding onto the things that make us human.â
âLike bowling!â Rhaena says excitedly. âItâs preserving a tradition! And I used to be so good at bowling. I bowled a 250 game once.â
âI have no idea what that means,â Aegon says, still delighted to have her on his side.
âThereâs a sign for a Walmart maybe half a mile up the road,â Daeron points out. âWe could search it for supplies and then double back here.â
Aemond polls the audience. Everyone agrees.
Shenandoah is tiny, rural, religious, and out of the way from the major highways. The Walmart doors are chained shut with padlocks, and amazingly no one has taken that as an invitation to drive their car through them or otherwise shatter the glass yet. Rio is honored to be the first. He takes the butt of his Remington shotgun and punches through the glass of the locked doors, kicks away loose shards, whistles and shouts to lure out any zombies. A dozen of them come reeling out of the aisles and towards the doorway. Daeron shoots down most of them with his compound bow. Rio kills two with the butt of his Remington, his new favorite toy. Aegon, the birthday boy, uses his golf club to beat in the skull of a teenager who is still wearing glittery pink nail polish and fake eyelashes. According to her nametag, her friends and family once called her Raelynn.
Inside the Walmart, Jace and Aemond take one side of the store, you and Rio the other, doing a quick sweep to make sure you didnât miss any undead employees or customers waiting for the chance to sink their teeth into you. And when thatâs done, you begin shopping.
The shelves are probably two-thirds empty, but there are still treasures to be found. You push carts through the aisles and fill them with candles, lighters, Chef Boyardee, Doritos, canned soup, fruit snacks, tuna pouches, 5 gum, bottles of Snapple, socks and underwear, hair ties, t-shirts and shorts, Kleenex tissues, pads and tampons, toilet paper. Baela finds some cute maternity dresses. Helaena picks through the pharmacy for useful medications, Aemond shadowing her with a baseball bat in his hands and his Glock at his waist.
âChips, they got Cheddar Whales!â Rio exclaims, tossing several boxes into your cart.
âI miss grocery stores,â Rhaena says as she climbs the shelves to get the last box of Teddy Grahams.
âI miss going to the mall and getting Auntie Anneâs pretzel nuggets,â Aegon commiserates. Then he stumbles upon the liquor aisle and his eyes light up like high beams. âAemond!â
Aemond appearsâperhaps a bit flusteredâand deliberates for a while as he browses the selection, Aegon waiting anxiously, before he decides: âSince it is allegedly your birthday, you can drink tonight. And you can pick one other person to drink with you. But only one.â
âRio,â Aegon says immediately.
âCome on!â Daeron whines.
Aegon is already putting bottles of Captain Morgan rum into a cart. âSorry. Illegal. Underage.â
âIâve helped you butcher countless zombies, but I canât drink?!â
âJust Say No, as Nancy Reagan would tell an innocent child such as yourself.â
Jace strides over, sly and playful, gnawing on a Twizzler. âAemond, were you over there rummaging through the medicine aisles again? What do you keep looking for? Condoms?â
There is an awkward silence, an extremely awkward silence. Aemond glares at Jace. Jaceâs eyes go wide.
âOh, I, uhâŠI was definitely joking. ButâŠcongrats on the possible future sex!â
âI already checked,â Luke tells Aemond apologetically. âYou know condoms were the first thing to get bought up or looted everywhere.â
âOkay, great,â Aemond says quickly, willing the conversation to be over. There is blood, hot and mortified, flaring in his cheeks. He was thinking of you, he had to be; the only other single woman here is his sister, and obviously thatâs not an option.
Jace takes another bite of his Twizzler. âJust pull out, man.â
Baela, incredulous, gestures to her belly. âBecause that worked out super well for us.â
âI told you to stop riding me!â
âYeah, a whole two seconds before you impregnated me with your super-swimmer Michael Phelps sperm.â
âPlease donât make me listen to this,â Luke begs. âIâm starting to wish I really was bitten.â
âDonât you know all the tricks to not getting someone pregnant, Aemond?â Jace says. âWasnât that going to be your specialty? You wanted to be a vagina doctor? So donât you know all the mysteries of the vagina, Aemond?â
âHe was going to be an OB/GYN,â Baela says, unamused.
âReally?â Rio turns to Aemond. âWhy would you want to do that?â
âSo he gets to look at pussies all day,â Aegon says morosely, as if heartbroken that such a path is inaccessible to him.
âThatâs not why,â Aemond insists, mostly to you.
You smile. âI didnât think so. Whatâs the actual reason?â
âInterns do rotations in different departments so we can figure out what we enjoy and what weâre best suited for. I knew within two days of my OB/GYN rotation that thatâs where I wanted to be. Giving birth is the only life-threatening trauma that is necessary for humanity to continue. I wanted to help people get through it as safely and painlessly as possible.â Then his gaze darts to Baela. âIâm sorry, I didnât mean to make it sound worseââ
âNo, itâs okay, Iâm very much aware. It hurts like hell, people die. Believe me, Iâd be thinking about that even if you hadnât said it. I think about it all the time.â
âI have an idea youâre not going to like.â
âWhat?â Baela says. Aemond nods to the nearest shopping cart. âNo way. Youâre not going to push me around in one of those.â
âI believe itâs an adequate solution until an alternative appears.â
She sighs. âIâve lost my body, my career, my society, my parentsâŠmust I lose my dignity too?â
Aemond winks. âOnly when youâre too tired to walk.â
âAlright, Aemond. I realize youâre under the impression that this is a favor. So thank you.â
âThatâs what Iâm here for.â
âLet me give you a favor in return.â Then Baela begins shooing everyone except you and Aemond out of the liquor aisle. âGrab anything else you want, weâre leaving in five minutes! Jace, come look at the baby clothes with meâŠâ
When the two of you are alone, Aemond says: âI really hope that didnât make you feel too weird. Iâm not someone who gets uncomfortable about theâŠumâŠthe subject matter in general. But I wouldnât want you to think that I was trying toâŠI donât know. Assume anything or pressure you into something that you werenât already open to. Obviously I likeâŠumâŠI mean, enthusiastic consent is essential, and I justâŠI would never try to convince anybody orâŠyou know what, Iâm just going to stop talking now. Okay?â
âAemond, Iâm fine. I didnât think it was weird.â
âItâs a compliment,â he confesses, flushing pink again, touching his chin, perspiration gleaming at his temples.
Now you have to show interest so he knows youâre on the same page. Youâve never had to think this way before, youâve never liked anyone enough to play the game. âSo hypothetically, if someone didnât want to get pregnant but there were no condoms, pills, etceteraâŠwhat are the options?â
He looks at you, pleasantly surprised. âWell, thereâs the rhythm method. Itâs not perfect, but itâs been around forever and is reasonably reliable if done correctly.â
You are only vaguely familiar. âWe didnât get a lot of sex ed down in Kentucky.â
Aemond chuckles then leans in, a mischievous curl of his lips, a craving in the crystalline river blue of his eye. He grips the shelf above your head, his arm a canopy. His voice is hushed. The front windows of the Walmart face west where the sun is setting; golden light floods in to illuminate the store. âIs your cycle regular?â
âIt is, actually.â This should be embarrassing, but itâs not; itâs exhilarating. Youâre imagining him seeing you, touching you, unearthing secrets youâve never been tempted to share with anyone else.
âSo if we imagine it like a circleâŠâ He draws one on the back of your hand, invisible, mesmerizing, blue-white lightning crackling up the path of your metacarpals, wrist, ulna and radius, humerus and clavicle, descending ribs like the rungs of a ladder to jolt the sinus rhythm of your heart. âThe start of your period would be Day One.â
âOkay,â you say, hypnotized as his fingerprint skates in an arc across the bumps of your knuckles.
âOvulation doesnât happen until around Day Fourteen. You might have noticed some increased arousal andâŠwetness. Clear in color, elastic consistency.â
Your eyes are trapped in his face, smooth skin, jagged scar tissue. You tease him back, stepping closer. You can hear people snickering in the next aisle as they eavesdrop. You donât care about them, and neither does Aemond anymore. âNow that you mention itâŠâ
âThatâs nature trying to trick you into reproducing. Day Fourteen is crunch time. Once ovulation occurs, the egg is only good for up to twenty-four hours. And then the rest of the cycle youâre effectively useless, as far as making miniature humans is concerned.â
âWait, youâre telling me people can only get pregnant one day a month?â This seems improbable. âHow has the species managed to survive this long?â
âItâs a little more complicated than that,â Aemond admits. âDepending on the health of the specimens, sperm can survive up to five days inside a womanâs body. And itâs difficult to tell exactly when ovulation occurs. So, in practice, thereâs basically one week a month when youâd want to avoid a manâŠcompleting the act, if you will.â Heâs still smiling, taunting, famished, imagining the same scenes you are. You know this with a categorical certainty, as if youâre reading his thoughts like stark stripes of distance on a measuring tape. âAnd thatâs also the week when your hormones are demanding you have sex, inspiring you to make all sorts of impulsive yet extremely consequential decisions.â
âDonât I know it,â Baela laments from the next aisle, and there is a rupture of wild giggles.
âAnyway.â Aemond lifts his finger from the back of your hand and you have to stop yourself from reaching for him as he recedes from you. âThereâs a basic overview.â
âIt was very educational.â You follow him out of the liquor aisle.
âIâve used the rhythm method for years,â Rhaena says as everyone makes their way towards the front of the store with their carts. âClearly thatâs just anecdotal, so donât think Iâm officially endorsing it. When Iâm in my fertile week we add condoms. WellâŠwe used to. Back when we could get them.â
âUgh, I hate condoms,â Baela grumbles.
âWe can tell,â Aegon says.
âI hate the way they feel, I hate the way they smellâŠâ
âTheyâve never bothered me,â Rhaena says. âI donât notice that much of a difference. And it can be fun to try different kinds.â
âAre you on drugs?â Baela whirls to you. âSeriously, what is wrong with her? Iâm right, arenât I? Condoms are awful.â
Rio gives you a cautious look, uncharacteristically reticent. Heâs not going to be the one to reveal it. He doesnât know if itâs something youâre willing to share. But if anything is going to happen with Aemondâand you want it to, already you know you want himâthen itâs something you think you should be honest about. You want him to know about you. You donât want to have to create some false version of yourself to wear like a pelt, heavy, smothering, something that will inevitably need to be taken off.
âI am regretfully not qualified to say.â
âYouâve never used condoms?â Baela asks, a bit dubious.
âIâve never done any of it.â
Everyone freezes at the defunct checkout counters and turns to gawk at you. âNo sex?â Jace says. âNo nothing?â
You shrug, smiling a little self-consciously. âI made out with a guy once.â
âThe Marine from Corpus Christi?â Baela asks. Theyâre obsessed with him, theyâre convinced thereâs some lore to be excavated, translated, displayed like a relic in a museum. There isnât. Sometimes people pass in and out of your life as seamlessly as shadows or sunlight, no weight, no indentations, nothing to recall or relay. He existed and then he didnât. He was an airplane drawing contrails in the sky that faded before the blood red fire of dusk filled the horizon.
âNo. Someone from home. Just a guy, not even worth mentioning.â
âGirl, you gotta fix that, soon, pronto, like yesterday.â Jace seems genuinely horrified. âYou canât die a virgin.â
âYou really canât,â Daeron adds, and Aegon pretends to be distraught over the loss of his youngest brotherâs virtue.
âThatâs what Iâm always telling her!â Rio says.
âNot everybody wants to have sex,â Helaena murmurs as she records todayâs findings in her spider notebook.
âTrue,â Jace concedes. âAnd that is totally legit. Mother Teresa, Queen Elizabeth, Jesus Christ, Buddha, Joan of Arc, Sir Isaac Newton, Nikola Tesla, the Jonas Brothers for a while, all great people. But Chips is not celibate by choice, correct?â
âBuddha had a wife and son,â Aemond says, preoccupied. He isnât looking at you now, which is concerning; heâs peering down at where his hands grip his shopping cart, his brow creased withâŠwhat is that? Unease, disapproval, concern, thoughtfulness, fear?
âItâs not some big thing,â you backpedal. âI donât have a hangup about it, I just never met a guy I liked enough, and enlisted men, theyâreâŠwell, a lot of them are taken, or cheaters, or idiots. Or all three.â
âNot to worry, Chipper.â Aegon claps a hand on your shoulder; and you arenât sure if it is his purpose to break the tension, but he seems to have that effect regardless. âIf you ever wish to be initiated into the art of lovemaking by a slightly below average and entirely unintimidating penis, Iâd be thrilled to assist you. I love condoms. But in their absence, I am the king of pulling out. 100% success rate. Zero bastard children running around to my knowledge.â
âYou should give Jace lessons,â Baela says.
And the last thing Aegon takes from the Walmart is a green battery-powered Toshiba CD player so he can blast to his mixtapes.
~~~~~~~~~~
Flickering candles lining the middle lane, drinks and snacks strewn across the tables, Rioâs Moonbeam propped up so itâs aimed at the disco ball still hanging from the ceiling from a time before the dead started devouring the living. Daeron is at the end of the lanes to reset the pins after each playerâs turn. Helaena is keeping score in her notebook; Rhaena is currently in the lead by a massive 80 points. Aegon is wasted, dancing on a table and crunching Cool Ranch Doritos beneath his bare feet, his blonde hair flopping. Each time itâs his turn to bowl, Aegon has to roll the ball down the lane with two hands like a child. Rio, several shots deep but unable to feel much shy of half a bottle, is singing along with him to Cruise by Florida Georgia Line, but itâs really more like shouting, each sentence an off-key monstrosity that makes you laugh.
âBaby, you a song, you make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise!
Down a back road, blowinâ stop signs through the middle, every little farm town with you!
And this brand new Chevy with a lift kit, would look a hell of a lot better with you up in it!
So baby, you a song, you make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise!â
You cleared Luxury Lanes easily; the only difficult part was figuring out how to get into the area called the pit where, in normal times, felled pins were mechanically collected and sorted. There were two former employees roaming around back there in their tattered uniforms, snarling and drooling blood. Both were rapidly neutralized.
Someone always has to be by the front doors, watching through the small tinted windows for signs of trouble, whether from zombies or living humans. Aemond is currently on guard, nursing a Snapple. According to the bottle, the flavor is called Takes 2 To Mango. You grab your own Snappleâplain and simple Lemon Tea, no charming gimmicksâand walk over to join him.
âSo now I guess itâs my turn to say I hope that conversation didnât make you feel weird.â
He smiles politely, glancing out the window. âNo, Iâm completely fine.â
âGood. Because I donât want you to look at me differently than you would any other girl, like Iâm better than them, or worse than them, or like thereâs anything wrong with me, because it really isnât something I consider to be paramount to my identity, and people always seem to get all twisted up about it, but itâs a pretty boring story, I justâŠâ
âYouâve never liked someone enough to take the risk. I get it. I donât think youâre a freak or anything.â
âOkay. Good.â The next song on Aegonâs mixtape is Shaboozeyâs A Bar Song. Jace is dancing with Baela, spinning her around as she giggles. With Rhaenaâs coaching, Luke bowls his first strike. You rest your head on the door as you gaze up at Aemond, the phantom of a smile on your lips. âI might like you enough.â
And he says as if itâs the worst thing in the world, a plague, an infection, an apocalypse: âYouâd fall in love with me.â
It hurts, of course it does, this flippant rejection. He burns you, he cuts you, he stitches you up with no anesthetic. You try not to show it. âYouâreâŠconfident.â
âNo, I donât mean because of anything specific I would do, itâs justâŠitâs natural to form a certainâŠattachment. To the first person youâre with. It leaves an impression.â Not an impression like a first judgment, superficial and swift; an impression like an imprint, a hollow, a prehistoric fossil that is preserved through eons. âThat was already true before. And everything is more intense now, because life is soâŠâ Aemond takes a while to settle on a word. âPrecarious.â
You say like a challenge: âAre you still in love with the first girl you slept with?â
A shadow that ripples through his face, a flinching he tries to hide. You shouldnât have asked. Still, you feel like you need to know, like youâll run out of oxygen if you donât. âI think Iâve gotten enough distance from it to realize that she wasnâtâŠwasnât good for me in a lot of ways. It was an unconventional situation. But I still carry all these pieces of her around with me, yes. I donât think that will ever go away.â
âAemond,â you say gently. âWho was she?â
He is evasive, smirking. âItâs a clichĂ©.â
âWas she a patient? Thatâs very Greyâs Anatomy of you.â
âNo. She was my professor.â
An older woman, wise and experienced and captivating and sophisticated. Heâs cut you again, a blade slicing effortlessly through veins like soft butter. âOh. From med school?â
âUndergrad.â
âYou were really young,â you say, a little startled.
He nods. âI was eighteen when it started. I was this shy, insecure, friendless freshman, she was married with two kids around my age. And it was off and on, but there was never anyone else for me, she took up too much space in my head, in my chest, like I couldnât breathe unless I knew we were okay.â
âIt went on for seven years?â
This seems to stun him, hearing how much of his existence she bottled like a terrarium. âI guess so.â
Is she dead? Missing? Safe somewhere with her husband and kids? âIs sheâŠgone?â
His gaze drops to the floor. âYeah.â
âDid you see it happen?â
âI was the one who killed her when she turned.â
Itâs indescribably horrible; you donât know what to say. âAemond, IâmâŠIâm really sorryâŠâ
He is abruptly nonchalant, the blue of his eye cool and dispassionate. âLook, Iâm not prepared for this to be anything more than casual. And I donât think casual is really in the cards for us. So itâs probably best to leave it alone.â
âRight,â you agree numbly, not meaning it.
âWeâre headed different places, Iâm going to California, youâre planning to end up in Oregon, itâs justâŠa bad idea to muddy the waters, I think.â
âBecause I havenât done this before.â
He shrugs ambiguously. âItâs a contributing factor.â
âWell you seemed pretty interested before you found that out, so.â
âI donât mean to offend you.â
âYou arenât offending me. Youâre disappointing me.â
Now Aemond is offended. âBy trying to protect us?â
âNo, by saying you donât think Iâm a freak when you clearly do, and by having some savior complex, or a whore-Madonna complex, or whateverâs going on in your head, itâs always such a mystery to everyone else.â
He downs the rest of his Snapple and shoves the bottle into the nearest trash can. You hear it thump against the bottom, no garbage bag. âAlright. This was fun.â
âMaybe youâre afraid of making a mistake, just like I always was.â
âMaybe I donât want to have to teach you how to do everything,â Aemond snaps.
âI taught you how to shoot.â
âThe fact that you donât realize how wildly different those two situations are proves you have no idea what youâre talking about.â
âOkay, bye. Sorry about your zombie girlfriend.â
Aemond glares at you, shocked, furious. âThat was so fucking low.â
It was. You regret it. But you canât bring yourself to tell him that. You flee to the far end of the bowling alley and sit alone at a table draped in shadows. After a while, Rio notices and ventures over to see whatâs wrong, a bottle of Captain Morgan swinging from one hand. Heâs tipsy now.
Rio sighs as he takes a seat beside you, reaching over to rub your back. His hands are large and indelicate; what he means to be comforting is more like getting manhandled. Sometimes he leaves bruises, but itâs not his fault. Nature gave Rio the body of a killer. If anyone is going to survive the zombie apocalypse, itâs him. âWhatâs going on, Chips?â
Your voice breaks as you say it; tears sting in your eyes. âI hate caring about people.â
He bursts out laughing. âYeah, itâs the worst, isnât it? But once in a while it works out.â
âBryan.â
And now he knows youâre serious. You have his full attention, large dark eyes fixed on your face, lines etching into his brow beneath the artificial starlight of the disco ball. âWhat are you asking me?â
âWe canât leave them and walk to the West Coast ourselves, can we?â
âI mean, technically we could, but it would be really stupid. Everythingâs so much easier with ten people. And also I think Iâd have to kidnap Aegon and take him with us, I love that little dude. Why? Do you really want to leave them?â
âNo.â
âI figured.â He offers you the half-empty bottle of Captain Morgan.
âIâm not drinking that.â
âCome on. Itâll take the edge off.â
You look at him. Rio looks back, smiling now.
âIâll watch out for you,â he says. âAnd if you get bit Iâll shoot you dead, no hesitation, swear to God. I remember our promise. I wonât let you die alone.â
âYouâre a good guy.â
âI know.â He nudges your arm with the bottle of Captain Morgan. âA few swigs wonât hurt. Itâll help you sleep.â
You take the bottle, twist off the cap, drink down amber-gold poison that burns like gasoline, like fire.
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