Ever trying to compete with Big Willy Harold annouces (via mouthpiece Chris Ship) that he is doing a documentary too! On phone hacking. He truly is pathetic. by u/Von_und_zu_
Ever trying to compete with Big Willy, Harold annouces (via mouthpiece Chris Ship) that he is doing a documentary too! On phone hacking. He truly is pathetic.
https://ift.tt/AgsLnYD will be treated to another episode of WAAAAUGH.As usual, Canellecitadelle on twitter provides an excellent comment.https://ift.tt/wVoBdzY
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author: Von_und_zu_
submitted: July 10, 2024 at 06:09PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit
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Scared Potter?
Scared, Potter?
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by grlnextdoor
Hermione wasn’t sure if she wanted to scream at him, hex him, or strangely enough, kiss him.
Instead, she said calmly, “And I’m supposed to believe you, Draco Malfoy, pure-blood Prince of Slytherin,” at this, he cringed, “have, what, moved on past centuries of blood purity beliefs?”
“It doesn’t matter what you think,” he said matter-of-factly, “it’s the truth. I have done a lot of work over the years to identify my prejudices and face them head on. I’ve done the work to forgive myself for my mistakes, and for falling prey to my family’s beliefs. I’m happy with the man I’ve become. You don’t have to believe it, but it’s true.”
Hermione eyed him suspiciously.
“So… you, what, like muggles now?”
“I have some muggle friends, yes.”
“And do you…enjoy pottery?” Was she making small talk? Hermione found that she believed Malfoy when he said he’d given up his past beliefs. They were children then, after all.
He smiled and said, “I enjoy my teacher.”
For some reason, that made Hermione smile.
Words: 2897, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/M
Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy
Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
Additional Tags: Adult Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Romantic Fluff, Sweet Draco Malfoy
via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/ME1kvsZ
April 17, 2024 at 06:09PM
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The Firefighters Guardian Angel
The Firefighters Guardian Angel
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by hothoneypot
While driving home from the grocery store, Buck stumbles upon a bloody man lying in the road leading him into the world of the supernatural. He meets the Winchesters and goes on hunts with them. Meanwhile the 118 assume that Buck has been abducted by the FBI’s most wanted.
Words: 1815, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), 9-1-1 (TV)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Categories: M/M, Multi
Characters: Evan "Buck" Buckley, Castiel (Supernatural), Lena Bosko, Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV)
Relationships: Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV), Castiel/Dean Winchester
Additional Tags: Weird crossover no one asked for, Post-Lawsuit (9-1-1 TV), i will add tags if i continue the story, Evan "Buck" Buckley Has Self-Worth Issues, not bosko bashing bucks just jealous, basically buck finds out about the supernatural, Angst with a Happy Ending, graphic violence isn’t really that graphic but better safe than sorry, Episode: s03e05 Rage (9-1-1 TV), Supernatural timeline is ambiguous for this one
via AO3 works tagged 'Castiel/Dean Winchester' https://ift.tt/qapkDNE
July 13, 2024 at 06:09PM
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Lights Camera Action!
Lights, Camera, Action!
Link to fic: https://ift.tt/VXoTrNU
by SilverHypnos
An alternate universe where Hunter x Hunter is actually a reality TV show in the Hunter world. All of the "characters" are either strongly or loosely based on their "actors" just with a different backstory and slightly altered personality for the sake of the plot. This fic primarily focuses on Kurapika, a guy from an endangered clan who was offered this job and is struggling to connect with the other actors.
Words: 2199, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Hunter X Hunter
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Kurapika (Hunter X Hunter), Leorio Paladiknight, Kuroro Lucifer | Chrollo Lucifer, Pakunoda (Hunter X Hunter), Shalnark (Hunter X Hunter), Gon Freecs, Killua Zoldyck
Relationships: Kurapika/Leorio Paladiknight, Kurapika & Leorio Paladiknight
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Hollywood, Alternate Universe - Reality Show, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Friendship, Friends to Lovers, if you squint real hard your rarepair might be in the background somewhere, No Beta we die like Ging's fatherly responsibilities
via AO3 works tagged 'Kurapika/Leorio Paladiknight' https://ift.tt/lr1XSu5
June 30, 2024 at 06:09PM
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Everythings gonna be alright.
Everything’s gonna be alright.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/54020647
by LoVeFreyaReen
Lance fell in love with two Paladins.. that are in love with each other. His insecurities got the better so he tried swallowing down the feelings, until everything changes for him.
This will contain explicit and mature topics, it does include torture, blood, ptsd. But also sex.
Each chapter containing those topics will have a Note right at the beginning!
I do NOT include anything that isn’t in the tags (except for I forgot to tag it).
Do not worry there will be fluff and a happy ending :)!
Enjoy!
Words: 657, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Categories: M/M, Multi
Characters: Keith (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Hunk (Voltron), Pidge | Katie Holt, Allura (Voltron), Coran (Voltron), Zarkon (Voltron), Haggar (Voltron), Lotor (Voltron), Lotor's Generals (Voltron), Zethrid (Voltron), Acxa (Voltron), Narti (Voltron), Ezor (Voltron)
Relationships: Keith/Lance (Voltron), Lance/Shiro (Voltron), Keith/Lance/Shiro (Voltron), Keith/Shiro (Voltron)
Additional Tags: A LOT of Angst, But there will be fluff, and SMUT, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Fluff and Smut, Kinks, Implied/Referenced Torture, Psychological Torture, Aftermath of Torture, good ending, somebody dies but they’ll come back, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Trauma, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Capture, Depression, Grief/Mourning, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Eating Disorders
via AO3 works tagged 'Keith/Shiro (Voltron)' https://archiveofourown.org
February 23, 2024 at 06:09PM
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Your First / Your Last
by, igotpersonality
by igotpersonality
When you die, you receive an offer that allows you to see your “firsts” and your “lasts” — your first and last word, your first and last kiss, anything.
Racetrack Higgins had a lot to see.
Words: 1163, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Newsies!: the Musical - Fierstein/Menken, Newsies - All Media Types
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Major Character Death
Categories: Gen, M/M
Characters: Racetrack Higgins, Medda Larkson | Medda Larkin, Albert DaSilva (Newsies), Finch (Newsies), JoJo (Newsies)
Relationships: Racetrack Higgins & Medda Larkson | Medda Larkin, Albert DaSilva & Racetrack Higgins, Albert DaSilva/Racetrack Higgins, Finch & Racetrack Higgins, Racetrack Higgins & JoJo
Additional Tags: is it a major character death if the character is dead to begin with?, oh well, Italian Racetrack Higgins, Trans Racetrack Higgins, because I said so, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - After College/University, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, M rating will make sense later i think
read : https://ift.tt/Hx1gUmp - January 21, 2024 at 06:09PM
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WHAT IS GOING ON
WHAT IS GOING ON
I have just gotten the information that this „new“ viral song „They‘re eating the dogs“, which is basically just a remix of Donald Trump from the discussion a week ago, is just now getting hyped because, well, the debate was a week ago.I SWEAR ON MY LIFE THAT I HAVE LISTENED TO THIS SONG LIKE MONTHS AGO NOT EVEN KNOWING IT WAS DONALD TRUMP OR WHETHER IT WAS POPULAR OR NOT. I exactly remember the lyrics and I am sooo confident I haven‘t heard it the last week because I was in another country and didn‘t really use social media that much.What the fuck is going on? I know I must be tripping but I just can’t explain has someone ever had this before? Am I living in a simulation? WHAT IS GOING ON?!!?
Submitted September 19, 2024 at 06:09PM by Takoshiro https://ift.tt/uzG8ko4
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"More whining?" Richard Eden posts news of Harold's paperback edition of "his tawdry memoirs" this fall. by u/Von_und_zu_
"More whining?" Richard Eden posts news of Harold's paperback edition of "his tawdry memoirs" this fall.
Richard says what everyone is thinking.https://ift.tt/rURLKY6 is the link in Richard's tweet.https://ift.tt/Sbc5oNh, no new content. I wonder how well this edition will sell......In all, the book will be issued in 16 languages worldwide. The new edition will have the same cover image as the hardcover edition, a newly designed package and the contents of the book are unchanged.
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author: Von_und_zu_
submitted: August 26, 2024 at 06:09PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit
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Literally Us
Literally Us
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by Fayth82
Everyone has to draw the line somewhere and Hermione has just about had it with Ron's butchering of the English language. Luckily Draco is there to witness the break-up.
Words: 2163, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/M
Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley, Original Characters
Relationships: Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley
Additional Tags: I have issues, Spelling & Grammar, pet peeve, honestly like claws over a chalkboard
via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/oOM2d3T
August 19, 2024 at 06:09PM
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Thy-Evo ♰ 2024.09.16.Mon ♰ 18.04.53
Horie-Yui: Speaking of which, I cut my hair before the event, but no one said anything to me (laughs) Souce Link: https://twitter.com/kuronekounion/status/1835606871736213891 Date: September 16, 2024 at 06:09PM
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