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hey guess who fell down the vocaloid pipeline
song referenced: Venom by Kairikibear
#art#sona art#artist sona#this art piece actually does tackle the stuff i’ve dealt with throughout my life#even my getup reflects it. like holy fuck i want to just. have a jacket and form-fitting pants and a shirt that doesn’t fully reach my hips#hockey was a doozy for me. it was fun for sure but in my freshman year i was generally just flat out done with hockey bc of my anxiety#and each day i think about being trans#even if i’m fine in my own body right now#i guess this could classify as#vent art#if you read into this enough#so. yeah#throughout drawing with this i was just being completely blunt with myself. didn’t sugarcoat a thing#guess doing that gives me a heightened sense of self or something. i dunno#20%’s little rambles#Spotify
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im going to be so annoying all week
#agghagahah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HYYESAAHHHH#★ arin rambles#BRO BRO PLEASLE#PELASE#my apology for everyone. I have to make it now . Sorry. If youre following me destroy that notif button you dont wanna hear how worse i will#get#actually no just Unfollow entirely#ITS THE ADHD#PLEASE. HE IS SO . COOL. his trailer is so awesome IVE REWATECHED IT 3 TIME SNOW.#I LOVE HIMMMMMMM SO MUCHHHHH#I LOVE HIM SO BAD I JUST ADORE HIM PLEASE#HES SO PRETTY. JAW DROPPING. ICONIC. LIFE CHANGING. THE TEARS IN MY EYES. GENUINELY SOBBING RITHT NOW IT S SO OVER#aventurine likers hold me. Nobody understands. Everyone is scared of me im too crazy#actually its everything wrong with me . Hes ruining my life#i dont struggle as an aventurine liker i actually excel at this its my full rime job now#‘9 to 5’ no i work 9 to 9. Every hour is dedicated to him#im glad uguys agree with me thannk uou i was starting to think i was a freak#Well i am but im glad someone else agrees hes cool#Hes so pretty im so happy#I CAMT WAIT RILL WENDENSDAY PLEASE IM GONNA FREAKIFN BLOW UP#I LOVE AVENTURINE. I LOVE AVETURINE.#i get so happy when i see him i get a little violent its unsettling .#like im like shaking my hands and jumping around my room and then u blink and im bashing my head against the floor#its carpet. Im ok. But like not but i am#DUDE. I LOVE. THIS GUY. EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM#i needto. Just. Okay brb gonna watch ir like 20 more times ill see u guys next year im going into a Aventurine induced coma#this makes me realize people read my tags. Oh dear. Sorry everypony#i apologize for my behavior. I will get so much scarier.#HES SO COOL. HES ACTYALLU SO COOL. LIKE HOW CAN SOMEBODY BE SO COOL.#oh god OH LORERDRDRDDDDDDD WHEN I GET YOU BOY WHEN I FIND YOU. WATCH OUT. WATCH OUT I WILL GET YOU.
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Fighting the voices of making a twst oc that's shipped with Kalim. They could be a wholesome couple 🥺 (wholesome and inadvertently chaotic)
#: ̗̀➛ 𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖓 rambles ✧˖*°࿐#This is mostly because Kalim is canonically 17#And as a 19 year old going 20#It would feel incredibly weird to put him and my s/i together#So I can make the oc more my yuusona (except they're not my persona at all)#And they can be the one who falls into twisted wonderland as yuu :D#Now to think of a design name and personality <33#My yuu answers in the game itself is more optimistic yet realistic and sometimes tired#Someone who shows potential in dire situations but can be quite ditzy in normal situations#LMFAO WAIT WHAT IF I DRAGGED ONE OF MY NORMAL OC'S INTO TWST 😭😭#imagining either Ezekiel or Python falling into twst unironically 😭#Ezekiel and his mean ass very sarcastic and bluntness would irritate so many people#And python would be the best pal of everyone because of his optimistic and golden retriever personality#Python would miss his brother and dad though and I can't bear to break up my happy little family of three...#And Ezekiel wouldn't really fit as yuu since he actually does have “magic”#Very uncontrollable powers that only Tyson and Luciel can help with#.... Now I'm just rambling about my existing oc's 💀#Oooo but imagine oliver being sucked into another world#His golden retriever ass would get everyone to love him because who wouldn't love him#Except he's canonically taken so that's also a no#Can't go with Elijah or Kota because they're together and they would not survive without each other#Elijah wouldn't even be able to cope with being in another world because he has so much going on in his irl already#Hehe I could do mean x sweetheart with Ilyas and Kalim but Ilyas is wayyy to old for Kalim#And Ilyas is my beloved so I'm not sharing him easily#Oh I just thought of oc lore for aeron#... I forgot I had an angel oc my gf gifted to me#Wouldn't it be funny if this oc just randomly got sucked into a new world and can't for the love of the gods get back home#It'd be a funny story to tell when they do get back though
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spotify cover for my little rainbow factory au thats marinating in my brain
#akira art#mlp#my little pony#creepypasta#mlp grimdark#rainbow factory#rainbow factory dash#scootaloo#rainbow factory au#hrhgugheghg i have it all written out#not all of it but. main plot points i mean#my version is like a murder mystery story#it takes place about 15/20 years into the future during twilight's reign over equestria#twilight's reign is considered a peaceful reign so she's left with yknow princess-ly duties and the rest of the mane 6 carry out their#career lives . usual stuff .. only rainbow dash is the main lead in the rainbow section of the weather factory instead of wonderbolt s#long story short scootaloo's friend goes missing and presumed dead but she believes they're still alive#and goes on a hunt to find out what really happened to them and where they are#(( with the help of apple bloom and sweetie belle yay!!!!!! ))#i wanna turn it into a comic sometime soon it would be sooo cool#lots of conflicting emotions in all of the characters you can imagine#twilights still grasping the existence of the rainbow factory and how celestia could let this happen during her and luna's reign and there#- just HAS to be a better way to harvest spectra#and then scootaloo believing her friend is still alive and having no idea about the existence of the factory ( nor does anybody else forsur#anyways. enjoy my rambling
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The best part about writing slightly older characters is that you get to give them signs of aging!
Like, a character who's relatively young but has a very pronounced crease between their brows because of how often they frown? Tell me more! Being able to infer how stessful a character's life has been by how grey their hair is or isn't?? Hell yeah!! A character with very clear smile lines but who seems depressed all the time??? I wanna know about that!!!
You get these little things about them as first-impression, through casual description, and it immediately gives you some information about who they are or what life they've led. It really gets you thinking about them!
You can also have their backstories cover greater spans of time to either fit more stuff in or stretch events out. A character in their early 20's says something like "I've been studying these texts for 10 years" and I'm like "yeah dude whatever, you were 100% not studying ancient texts at age 13". A character in their 30's or 40's says that and I'm like "oh shit bro tell me more?? clearly you have some kind of personal investment in these texts!".
You get a lot more to work with! I just think age adds characterisation flavour!!
#of course not saying writing people in their 20's is the same as writing people in their 50's#they can be very different things#but i really enjoy writing older characters bc of all these little things#either they did a bunch of stuff before the plot or they've been in the plot for decades#either way is interesting tbh#get that flavour 👌#writeblr#writing#ramblies#characterisation#also this kinda applies to real life btw#i find signs of aging quite interesting#and the idea of doing a lot of stuff for a long time#might be bc i'm young but idk why really
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Okay, I know and have known for years now that getting offered drugs isn't like those scary adverts where some shady person offers you a sketchy, unmarked pill in a dark ally. That's a myth. I KNOW.
However, only in my adult life has that really sunk in for me.
I was chilling with some friends, at afters from a house party. We're chatting, we're drinking, it's a good vibe. Suddenly one friend takes out this lil' baggy and I'm like??
'What are you up to over there?'
'I'm just carding a cupple lines...oh, sorry, did you want in?'
'Cupple lines of what?'
'Cocane'
😶
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Come again...?
And it was surreal as hell. There was no stress here. There was no pressure or shady strangers. It wasn't in some nasty night club toilet. I was just comfortably hanging out with friends, and they just??? Casually started doing one of The Scarey DrugsTM
And THEN it was this moment of 'holy shit!!! someone I considered and still consider a good friend is doing THE THING I've been scared wittless about since childhood and now I've gotta not come across judgy towards him and also be totally chill about it and not freak out infront of everyone and then ALSO decide if this is something I want to try????'
Like God, I knew I grew up shelterd but this felt like my first time in the ring with the real deal. I was fine. I polity declined the offer and we continued to have a nice evening hanging out and my friend was even coo with me asking a cupple questions that no one in my life, up to this point, had been willing to answer but. Yeah.
Uni is fucking wild.
#bek rambles about crap#honestly my early 20's in general have been kinda wild#like Ive had a stoner friend for a while#well aquainted with that lifestyle and I thought I had it all figured out#but um. NO. no I did not#this was my first actual run in with the real deal#thank fuck I kept a lid on my sheltered little internal freakout and at worst my friends where just amused that I'd never seen it before#adulthood its nuts guys jesus christ.
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These people place fictional tv shows and characters over humanity. Some of these people going this hard for ofmd are well into their 30’s and up… hell, 50’s, 60’s. They are not children who don’t know any better. I feel like if you’re engaging in media that’s wrecked your brain to such an extent — to the point where you place your special interests over the lives of real people than it might just be too late for you.
#it’s over man#rambling#fandom can be fun (only participated in fandom when I was younger but what do I look like doing that now in my late 20’s when fandom is so#vile and full of people who I’d rather not even know)#these#people treat minorities like trash and think they aren’t little demons just because the character they like is a poc#so they use excuses like these in order to stave off criticism#and when their favorite shows get cancelled they pull an ao3 and raise so much fucking money it’ll have your head spinning#I wouldn’t be surprised if these ofmd mfs have started to raise funds actually#I’m getting off topic but man#Zionism
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my s/i for h.aar is a fellow wyvern rider and soldier, has a pet wyvern named olive that she loves dearly. for many many years, ash has been tying red ribbons into bows on olive's horns so that, even when they're in battle, olive can look super cute!
however, as ash and h.aar grow closer, so do their wyverns! eventually h.aar's wyvern (who I call damien) starts nudging and softly growling at ash because he wants ribbons too!!! he wants to match with olive!!!
#ash rambles 💚#i showed you my wyvern please respond 💤#i just think it's sooo cute!#ash has a bit of a thing for wyverns ajsjajsj theyre her favorite thing ever! shes usually a bit serious but shes always smiling when#shes talking to olive. it's what makes h.aar go 'oh. goodness. she isnt just sexy soldier lady. shes cute girl that makes me happy'#love is stored in your massive pet wyvern#in the future ash and h.aar get married and settle down on the countryside! they never pick up weapons again. ever.#they run that same cargo business h.aar has in game + they raise baby wyverns! they never have any children of their own#(ash teases and says that any children from h.aar will be ugly and sleepy like he is but it's a mutual agreement to not have any)#theyre very happy together with olive damien and their wyvern baby#idk it's just such a cute life!!! I'm so happy for them! theyre both so tired of war and I'm glad they get to live faaar away from it#but back to the og point of this post. massive wyvern with cute ribbons!!!#it's very therapeutic to ash to be able to climb olive pet her + talk to her + tie her ribbons#shes been with olive since she was in her late teens-early 20s#(shes just a little younger than h.aar so in her early-mid 30s in-game)#i have three t.ellius s/is! my t.ibarn one is a fierce queen of the hawks who leads her people with pride#the wyvern-obsessed beorc that we see here#and. of course. m.uarim has the black cat laguz that likes climbing things and goes meow meow and purrs if you pet her ^._.^#okay i think thats it akdjajsjs ive rambled enough for one post
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How have I been in fandom for - going on 8 years (?) and not gotten into fanvids before?? All the association I could have been making.... All the memories.... All the composition and clever editing....
#going a little bit insane frankly#it's been about a month of absolute and utter mcu frenzy in my brain and i'm. vibrating#truly feels like some kind of intense fever at times#i've rewatched talitha78's set fire to the rain vid so many times it entrances me#it's to the point where every time i see that shot of loki grabbing mjolnir i hear 'you rose to claim it'#btw hello 13 years late to the party but like. 20 seconds in and i felt like that vid unlocked something in my artist brain#no because the lyrics are 'i let it fall / my heart / and as it fell / you rose to claim it' right#and so she puts clips of thor being banished and losing mjolnir and then loki trying to grab it#which. the interaction between the song and the video making mjolnir thor's heart.... not even 20 seconds!!#it's so clean to me#it's like when i actually took a good look at bill cipher's design and realised he had such expressive potential#and i had to do like a page of doodles about it#in 20 seconds that fanvid from 2011 made me want to make animatics so so bad#which btw i watched it partly because a fic i liked cited it as an inspiration#and partly because i looked at the dates#and realised that the creator put it out like not even two weeks after the movie came out??#absolutely insane. i love this so much#this is like having a family heirloom in your hands#grandma lending me the necklace she wore to her first date with grandpa for my anniversary dinner or something#i have just entered a new fandom and the fans who were here before are showing me what it was like when they'd just arrived too#the sacred texts and such also#anyway. man i love fandom.#wow i have a ramble tag now
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planning on outreaching to my friends soon
the stress lately has been SO much. my paycheck is stuck in limbo which puts the status of where i live, the food i eat, and my t-shot all in a very uncertain place. im currently living off of boiled eggs, toast, and ramen. :) my finances are pretty much screwed until december! im gonna be making amazing pay and have lots of savings once shit clears but UNTIL then it's so unbelievably tight rn.
i've also been up to my ears in scheduling my surgery, which instead of just being one may instead now be two, which is amazing news mentally but is going to be an insane fucking burden physically, my entire torso is going to be cut up (top surgery + loose skin removal for my entire abdomen all in one).
im also having to get sober for my surgery. the doc said i can have edibles but i can't afford them either, so it's just solid cold turkey hours over here. great timing!
that on top of missing a shot which caused major fatigue (learning to do them at home since i can't afford $300 monthly in ubers anymore so HOPEFULLY that doesn't happen again) and just in general struggling with mental illness means ive pretty much been MIA now for almost 2 weeks. i can't shake this ominous vibe that people are going to get tired of waiting on me or forget me or like me less in the elapsed time, but it really is what it is rn.
i miss chatting with my bsf especially, playing shit, and ik he probably needs me too rn. ik worrying more about myself and my problems is lowk selfish. my home just HAS to be in order before i can tend to anything because he deserves my 100%, not my 10 or 20, which is all i have rn.
#concept: maybe he would be fine with my 10 or 20 and im being black and white rn#“either im a devoted friend or i back off” sounds a little iffy reading what i said over#but thats not rlly what i mean#i wanna provide support and love and attention and not just be all bleh every time we hang or call#is what i mean it like#exiiee stop rambling challenge#{⛓️} t a l k s
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An idea for an overarching plotline to spin off New Blood into its own separate story? I'll sneak in and add some dates to set it up!
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
#what if we somehow had to prevent the 2012 apocalypse while also getting into a D/s relationship... and we were both dudes?#or maybe i just want to write them being early to mid 20s in the period when i was that age so i have to do as little research as possible#it is a mystery#neves rambles
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Last night i finally found out what was up with my Gamecube and that it kept turning off cause it was fucking overheating so i was freaking out for no reason it was just having a fit cause there was too much dust around the vents so now i have to go in and dust it and when i told my dad he said to grab the vaccum and just stick it to a open vent and suck up all the dust and i dont know if that will like destroy the inner compartments i dont wanna test it but maybe if i find like a weaker vacuum and not the big shot one maybe ill try it but for now imma have to either dust it everyday cause it lives in the basement that fucker will not escape or i just play all my Gamecube games on my wii which i did last night cause i wanted to play SA2 in peace and i gotta say peak game.
Im playing Hero Story first and I suck at Sonic’s levels idk if its me or my controller probably me but whatever, Knuckles’ levels is pretty chill i hate the camera though i dont know if i can move it up and down or not but it would be very helpful if i could, i can go side to side but not up and down??? Come on man. Tails’ levels are my favorite so far though cause I can shoot things and run around in his giant little mech and its silly and fun
#localgardenweed#the weed is rambling#Soon i will have Double Dash too and more controllers soon#I need MORE MOREEEE#I told my dad that and he said no you’re good you dont need more#and the only games i have is SA2 and FUCKING SHARK TALE#Shark Tale is okay but ya know maybe we should shoot a little higher#my main wants are Double Dash Pikman and Super Smash Melee#also funny how he says im fine with 2 games when back in the 90’s he got my family lile 20 SNES GAMES#THERE ARE LIKE 20 OF THOSE FUCKERS SITTINH IN A BAG WITH THE SNES#And the N64 he got like 5 and we had the hacked wii but we had like 4 physical games#so if anyone wabts Vegas Stakes for SNES i got you
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omg hello!! I saw you post those vox headcanons and wow I was literally kicking my feet and giggling LOL. I also saw you take requests right now! (at least that’s what it said in your rules) and I wanted to request something : D
could I request general alastor headcanons with a GN! Reader please ? :D
Thank you!
General Dating Headcanons | Alastor
a/n: Of course my dear!! I love how Alastor is portrayed in the series, he’s easily one of my favorite characters! I’ve been wanting to do these for quite a bit, so thank you for the request!
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel
Wordcount: 1991
Cw: Hazbin Spoilers, minor violence, mentions of death, murder
(PLATONIC):
Ah so you managed to capture the attention of the infamous Radio Demon? You should be honored he even considers you worth his time! Not most demons have that luxury, they never live long enough to see.
Al strikes me as the kind of guy who knows everyone, he’s very observant and has eyes everywhere (his shadow friends extend throughout the entirety of the pride ring). He’s got connections in just about anything. He’s bound to have at least seen you once.
That being said, he views other sinners as inferior to him, if you don't have any power, he doesn't really see you as much of a threat (let’s be honest even if you did, he still wouldn't feel threatened)
He’s quite intrigued when he sees a frail little thing like you walk through the hotel doors. You're here on your own free will, seeking redemption? Oh, this will be quite entertaining.
You’re well aware of who he is, having been in hell for quite some time, even before his 7 yearlong disappearance, you knew to be wary in his presence.
It often left you being timid or skittish around him at first.
The deer demon had a knack for popping up at the most inconvenient of times, out of nowhere it seems (perks of being able to shadow travel). He would scare the daylights out of you nearly every time. Whether it was intentional or not, it always got a good laugh out of him.
And that smile…He was always smiling, you can't ever recall a moment where he wasn't, not even a falter. It's definitely an intimidation tactic you think. After all, you're never fully dressed without one!~
Despite this, he’s a charmer. He has this flare about him that oozes confidence whenever he speaks with you, to anyone really. He’s able to talk his way into and out of anything. One of the many perks of being a showman. Alastor is witty, charming and entertaining to say the least. Life is never dull with him around.
And if you happen to be from the same time period?? It’ll only want him to be around you even more! Finally, someone he can relate to in this cesspool.
This man is quite the chatterbox. He looooves to reminisce about the good ol’ days, always talking about how things were in his radio days. He could talk for literal hours and not break a sweat. You’ll often have to politely interject when he rambles on for too long, not that he minds.
Did I mention he can cook too?? Really well, surprisingly. He claims he learned from his dearest mother. He had to put a name to her famous Jambalaya recipe! When you tried it for the first time your socks were nearly blown right off from how much cayenne pepper he put into it. He likes a little spice.
He's!! Always!! Humming!! The man loves to sing, he often finds himself absentmindedly humming old tunes from the 20’s as he goes about his day. Whether he’s out for a stroll, enjoying a nice cup of tea, or running around the hotel, he’s humming.
This has been stated before, but Alastor is not big on physical touch from others unless he's the one initiating it. There have been many times where he’s pulled you into a little dance or twirl while he explains something. It never fails to surprise you each time.
He’ll often use his microphone staff to push or touch something, more specifically someone. He doesn't like to touch sinners that often, God knows where they’ve been. You’ve seen him whack Angel upside the head with it before, the spider tried getting a little too close for comfort. But for you he’ll make an exception.
Very well groomed!! He puts a lot of effort into his appearance, and cares about how he projects himself to the public eye. His hair is always neatly styled to perfection, shoes shined, and is always dressed to the nines. I mean did you see how mad he got when Pentious ripped a part of his coat off?
As the two of you begin to spend some more time together, you find yourself often having little meetups, the both of you would chat, share a cup of tea and just enjoy each other’s company. He liked to sit on the patio, he had a little table, and everything set up for you two.
Alastor makes sure to keep an eye on you regularly. He may have his shadow sneak around and stalk you while you're out. He’ll use the excuse that ‘Hell is a dangerous place!’, He can't have some low-life sinner trying to harm you, that would make him a terrible friend!
Undeniably has a soft spot for you that he’ll never admit aloud, he genuinely enjoys your company and likes having someone around that will humor him and listen to his stories. Grandpa.
Overall, Al is quite a good friend to have, you feel like you can confide in him at any point, he’s surprisingly a wonderful listener. The more time you spend together only strengthens your little friendship. Even to the point where you both will grow to have a mutual respect for each other. He initially scared you at first, given his reputation, but underneath all the ruthless chaos is a true gentleman.
(ROMANTIC):
My man is sooo conflicted at first, He’ll spend hours in his den thinking about his feelings. (We’ve all seen the inside of his room, literally half of it is a swamp). The scenery can only soothe him so much as he contemplates on what to do.
This is probably where you will begin to less and less of him for a time being as he works out his inner turmoil.
But, once he finally comes to terms with these undeniable feelings, he decides to confront you privately, away from any prying eyes. Ahem Angel…
Very old-fashioned, this is where he will properly ask to court you.
You’ll never know this but he was actually kind of nervous, he was worried you’d reject his offer, but imagine to his surprise when you said yes!! He kind of felt giddy.
Congratulations! You now have a cannibalistic deer overlord as your boyfriend
He’s such a gentleman, I literally cannot say it enough, the man was raised right and he respects you!
You literally never have to open a door with him around. He holds your chair out for you, always walks on the outer side of the sidewalk, pays for every meal and is constantly giving you compliments left and right. And they say chivalry is dead.
Alastor loves to gift flowers to you. Every few weeks or so he’ll give you a new bouquet. They're different each time, some have a meaning while others he simply thought you’d enjoy. You have a special place in your room where you keep them.
Now that you’re in a relationship, the two of you are basically joined at the hip. Wherever you are, Alastor is not far behind. He doesn't want to admit it but the overlord is kind of clingy. He doesn't like being too far from you.
If there’s ever a reason he has to be away from you, he’ll often have a few of his little imp dolls watch after you. You always thought they were cute little fellas anyways.
The both of you aren't exactly private about your relationship, but at the same time you’re not screaming it out from the rooftops either. Alastor is well aware of the dangers you could possibly face due to his status. He’s made a lot of enemies in his time, and doesn't want to see you get hurt on his behalf.
That being said though, no demon in their right mind would try to threaten you.
God forbid they touch you either. They’d be ripped in half before they could even get another word out.
He's fiercely protective over you. He tries to play it off as nonchalantly as possible, but you know he cares about you immensely, it’s rather sweet really.
Now about physical affection. Things will go very slowly in the beginning, as said before he's fine with things as long as he's the one initiating it. If you two are out for a stroll you’ll have your arm gently looped with his as you walk down the chipped sidewalks. You’ll have to be extremely patient with him, he’s not used to this “love” and “affection”
If you’re ever having a bad day however, he’ll slip out of his comfort zone for you, and allow you to hold onto him for as long as you please, in the privacy of your own room of course.
One of his favorite things to do with you, is to slow dance. There's something so intimate and special about it. It could be late into the evening, when everyone else had gone to their respective rooms for the night, If you listen closely though, you’ll hear the soft hum of music coming from Alastor’s den, he has you in his arms, the both of you gently sway in a slow waltz across the room to the quiet love songs emitting from his radio. It’s here that you truly savor these private moments with him.
Speaking of music, Al loves to sing to you. Oftentimes it may be a ballad or love song, and if you join in with him? He’ll fall for you even more.
Cooking! He loves to whip up all his favorite dishes just for you, oftentimes you’ll help him in the kitchen, even if it’s the smallest thing. It's become an annual thing you two like to do together. He makes sure that you get only the best meat that this side of hell can provide.
He’ll often call you a mix of different pet names, here's a few of his favorites: Cher, Darling, Beloved, Dearest, Love, Mon Amour, Doll
Which btw on the topic of meat, Al is canonically a cannibal, he’ll often eat demon meat in his meals, and will have you try it at least once.
Admittedly has gotten slightly jealous of his own shadow. The mischievous thing was always trying to steal your attention away from him, oftentimes it would work, you would always give in and humor him, saying that ‘Even his shadow needed some loving too!’. With a strained smile, Alastor shoots a glare at the inky mass of himself, who just looks at him with a smug grin.
Will have you meet Rosie at least once. She’s one of his other closest friends, and a real sweetheart. At first she comes off as really scary and intimidating. but the more you get to know her, and she's for certain that you wont hurt her friend, she’s much more friendlier.
You two actually bond together somewhat, having little chats about Alastor occasionally, or about her business.
It’s safe to say that this man would kill hundreds if not thousands for you. You have him wrapped around your little finger. If you ever have someone bothering you, they might as well already be dead, because this man will hunt them down like prey. And eat them too.
Honestly, Alastor as a lover is nothing short of wholesome. He’s so attentive and caring when it comes to you. Which is so refreshing to see, especially coming from one of hell’s most feared overlords. Things will most likely start of slow, but if you’re patient with him, all the hard work will be rewarded tenfold. He had initially thought the Princess of Hell’s Hotel was one of the biggest jokes of the century, but what he wasn't expecting was you to be one of the best things to come out of it. You both were cast down to suffer an eternal damnation in hell, but at least now you can endure it together <3.
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‘you finally got the results to your recent exams back — all which were passing grades. when breaking the happy news to your boyfriend, he comes up with a way to reward you for your hard work.’
☀︎|tags. older bf!gojo satoru x female reader. age gap (reader early 20’s, satoru early 30’s). fluff & smut. kinda porn with plot, kinda not. soft dom satoru; vanilla, praise, dirty talk, cunnilingus, p in v -> unprotected, body worship kinda, spooning position, little bit of breast play, mention of premature ejaculation kinda, creampie, size difference, reader gets called ‘princess, baby, pretty, adorable’. reader wears a short skirt. not beta read because i’m tired.
“oh my god!” you almost drop your phone from the pure shock you just experienced. your hands shake as you look at the unexpected results reflected on the small screen.
satoru, who was minding his business in the kitchen, hurries into the bedroom the moment he hears your shriek. he was prepared to help you out with whatever had caused you to yell so loudly, though was surprisingly met with your beaming smile;
“oh, what got my princess so happy?” he asks with a grin of his own, stepping into the room. his gaze darts from the phone in your hand to your face and back again. satoru chuckles as you suddenly run up to hug him. he joyfully reincorporates the embrace; your happy mood being contagious.
you giggle and babble on about how you passed your two exams and how you ‘didn’t think you’d be able to attain such high grades’. your boyfriend hums and strokes your hair whilst you ramble, kissing the top of your head with a proud expression, “as expected of my smart little girl. i’m super proud of you.”
there goes the praise again — making your heart flutter in ways that no one else had done before. you sigh in content and bury your face into his chest. satoru pulls back after a moment, tenderly cupping your face so he could look into those pretty eyes of yours.
you’re his weakness. he knows you are — he’s always known you are, yet that adorable look on your face whenever you gaze up at him through your eyelashes never gets old.
that same look also makes him want to do unspeakable things to you; things that would have you crying from pure pleasure. you deserve to be shown what a true man would do for you out of love — what a true man like your lover would do to you for your own satisfaction and pleasure.
“i think my pretty girl deserves a reward for doing so well on her exams,” satoru whispers, slender fingers trailing from your jaw to your neck, brushing over your collar bone, “would you like that? a reward just f’you.”
you weren’t born yesterday. you knew exactly what he was indicating. you could tell by his loving yet lustful gaze, his fingers that sensually dragged along your skin and his tongue that darted out to subtly lick his lips. as if he was preparing to devour a five star meal.
which he was.
“f—ngh, satoru!”your legs were wrapped around his head, his mouth and tongue working their magic on your sopping cunt whilst his hands were holding you down by your hips. satoru hadn't wasted a single second after you agreed to his proposal. he instantly lifted your skirt up, pulled your panties down to your ankles and dived right between your legs.
your thighs were clamping down on his head—almost forcing him to continue pleasuring you. not that your lover minded; he'd gladly do this again and again if he could. satoru leaves sloppy kisses all over your pussy, drenching it in not only your own bodily fluids, but his own saliva as well.
“mm, a little needy, aren't ya?” he mutters whilst softly kissing up and down your slit. he was admiring both the sight and the noises — your back arching, hips stuttering and voice shaking with need. the older man certainly did enjoy the view of your cute little face contorting with pleasure each time the top of his tongue teased your clit, “yeah, c'mon - let me see your face while i eat you out.”
you hesitated, however eventually removed your hands that tried (and failed) to hide your flustered expression. satoru lets out an almost inaudible whine at the revelation; his cock begging to be freed from its confines. he wanted to fuck you into oblivion, but today was your day. he longed to satisfy your own desires first.
satoru was nasty with it too. the unmistakeable, erotic and wet noises of him slurping up your juices mingle with your moans and whines. the white locks of his hair brush against the insides of your thighs and right above your clit—tickling you in all the right ways and adding to the pleasure you were receiving.
“fuck,” the older man curses under his breath and the warmth against your pussy makes your lower body twitch. his big hands squeeze around your hips, silently warning you to stay still so he could properly enjoy you, “you're gonna make me cum before i can make you finish.”
his words were true. satoru could get off from simply watching and hearing his girl enjoy herself. he has no shame in admitting that fact; he can't help it when you’re this incredibly gorgeous. he grinds his crotch against the soft mattress whilst his mouth continues to eat you out in a painfully slow yet tender manner.
“t-toru, g'nna cum.” you whimper and try to grind your cunt against his tongue in search for that last push that would send you over the edge. your high-pitched voice sounding so extremely whiny sealed the deal for your boyfriend. he pulls his head away from your tingling cunt - which is a second away from reaching its orgasm - and sits up on his knees.
satoru smirks once he hears your mumbled complaints. one large hand settles on top of your head and gives your scalp a few relaxing rubs whilst the other hastily undoes the zipper of his pants. he tilts his head to the right, glancing down at your squirming form with a lopsided grin, “d’ya want another treat, princess?”
of course, you nod. you were aching for that release that'd been building up in your lower stomach— needing to reach that long awaited climax. your eyes follow satoru's movements as he pulls his pants down. again, as painfully slow as possible.
“just a nod? tha’s all i get?” your partner pouts, nonchalantly revealing his lengthy cock for you to feast your eyes upon. he sighs dramatically before trailing two slender fingers down to your cunt, gathering your slick and using it to coat his tip. the pre-cum mixes with your own fluids and the erotic sight makes your mouth water, “i know for sure that my smart little girl can use her big words to get what she wants — let me hear ‘em.”
whilst you gather your thoughts and words, satoru lays down behind you, helping your body onto its right side. you’re facing the wall and thus couldn’t see that cocky expression he had on. his arms pull your back flush against his chest, positioning your hips the right way and lifting one of your legs up properly.
“p-please, i need to have you inside me. can’t wait any longer, ‘toru.” you manage to beg in the end. the warmth radiating from your lover’s body from behind you only increases your sinful craving. he teases you by kissing your nape whilst his hands get rid of your top—fingers then immediately fondling your tits.
his husky voice whispers a 'good girl' in your ear and that’s all you got as an answer before you felt his cockhead prod at your entrance. satoru hisses at just the slightest of contact—not sure if he could last long this time. he feels like he will explode the moment his tip glides inside your gaping hole.
“so beautiful, can’t believe how lucky i got.” the white-haired man grunts as his lips refuse to leave your skin. from your neck to your shoulders and upper arms — he didn't leave a single inch uncovered. it was almost tortureous: the way he grinded his tip against your pussy as he touches the rest of your body with his hands and mouth.
you whine and rub your hips back in the same rhythm. you were indirectly begging him to put it in already and satoru took notice of it. since you had begged once before, he won't coax you into doing it again.
with a light moan, he slides his throbbing cock all the way up the tight space. the squeal you let out at the sensation of being stretched out to your maximum capacity, made satoru murmur a few more words of praise in your ear.
“you're doing so good - taking me so well,” his voice was smooth like honey, the same goes for his soft thrusts. the way your pussy grips onto his cock makes him see stars. your boyfriend never gets tired of making love to you because the hypnotising feeling of being inside you doesn't ever get old. it feels like the first time he had stuffed you full of his cock over and over again.
you were feeling light-headed by now; your eyes rolling back as your mouth formed an 'o'-shape—the cockdrunk look satoru loves to see on you. the squelshy 'flop flop flop' noises echo throughout the entire room with every deep thrust of his hips against the plump flesh of your ass.
satoru's long fingers go from playing with your nipples to groping your hips and ass. his eyes gaze downwards, watching as the fat of your bottom ripples after his pace quickens. you were trying your best to keep up, but the overstimulation of all your senses made it hard to match your movements to his.
“aht aht. you've worked hard enough on your exams already, princess. just lay back and allow me to do everything.” satoru (jokingly) scolds you. this was your reward and he didn't want you putting in any effort if your body couldn’t handle it. he wants you to relax like you deserve after a stressful period of exams and assignments. he’ll happily do all the work instead.
“oh, mmh! too good — fuck!” you mewl. your fingers curl around the bedsheets that moved back and forth with your bodies. a bigger hand settles on top of yours — intertwining your fingers and holding onto them tightly. you could feel satoru smiling against the skin of your shoulder as he kisses it, absolutely enjoying your little reactions to his thrusts.
“yeah? am i doing well?” he asks in a teasing tone. he didn’t have to ask that question; he knows he’s doing well judging purely by your bodily reactions. your back arches and your limbs shake uncontrollably, “am i pleasing my baby well enough?”
you can only moan out a couple ‘yes’’s, but that is enough of a confirmation. the older man is on cloud nine as he drags his thick cock in and out of your desperate cunt. every time he pulls out he can feel your pussy try to swallow him back in — it drove him nuts.
“i love how you look whilst i stuff you full of my cock. so innocent, yet so.. lewd at the same time.” satoru comments through another groan, the hand on your hip holding your body still so he could fuck his dick deeper into you. the tip of his cock nearly reaches your cervix due to the angles he uses to move inside you.
your long-awaited and much deserved orgasm was right around the corner. your moans increase in frequency and volume which was enough of a sign for satoru to increase the pleasure. his fingers trail down your hips and to the center between your open legs—thumb putting pressure on your clit.
the extra stimulation has got you biting into the pillow beneath your head, your lower body writhing around as your lover rubs the small bundle of nerves in circles and from side to side. his hand moves fast—its mission being to help you reach that intense orgasm you were chasing after.
satoru is feeling it himself as well. his cock aches and twitches as it gets ready to drain its balls inside your pussy, “cum with me baby—fuck—cum on my cock whilst i dump my load all the way into your tight little cunt.”
that was all the encouragement you needed. your eyes roll back and your body convulses as the waves of pleasure come crashing down all at once. you could feel satoru’s hips desperately push against your ass, filling you completely with both his dick and hot spurts of cum. you could feel the warm essence leavings its evidence in your womb.
the bedsheets underneath your two bodies was drenched in your slick after you calmed down a bit. your boyfriend continues to place comforting kisses all over your naked body, trying to show his appreciation for you in all the ways he could.
“you did so well. you deserved this, princess.” satoru utters softly, the hair clinging onto his forehead. he gently pulls his soft cock out after a minute of making sure that every drop of his cum stayed inside of your cunt. he loves the feeling of fulfilment that it gives him — loves the fact that he filled his girl to the brim.
you smile weakly. you were fucked out: completely and utterly. it felt good and you were satisfied with your reward. it even gave you enough motivation to do well on future exams, “thanks, ‘toru. ‘m feeling sleepy though.”
satoru snickers. you were always so adorable and vulnerable around him after the two of you partake in such activities. he loves it and it makes him want to take care of you.
“you deserve plenty of rest, so go ahead.” your lover smiles gently, kissing the top of your head after you close your eyes. one of his hands hold yours whilst the other rubs your side soothingly, “i won't leave. i'll stay right here with you whilst you sleep. i promise."
satoru knew you needed to hear those words in your vulnerable state. and surely enough, you smile once more and nod. your body falls asleep the moment his strong arms pull you into a loving hug.
his lips attach to your ear in the form a chaste peck. his smooth voice was the last thing you heard as you faded into an unconscious state;
“i love you so much.”
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Also i literally did not epic fail my maths exam like i genuinely think i did well this time BUT the NIGHT after maths i immidiatly got sick..... Thank god it was after maths BUT I WANT TO EAT ICE CREAM.... AND FINALLY HAVE FREE TIME.....
#Also i refuse to wear my stupid invisilign or whatever because i will VOMIT its so disgusting#sham!s rambles#Only thing entertaining me is the little dimension 20 content i can watch without being subscribed
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This trend of 90’s babies going around bragging about how “you really can’t even TELL that I’m actually 30 lol. I still look like a teenager 😌. Even younger than actual teenagers-“ has been so weird man. This obsession with youth and even the competitive nature that a lot of these people have with literal kids is very strange and it’s only getting worse. It sucks since most adults who do look younger than their age are usually treated like children and are not taken as seriously as they would if they looked older. It’s not a good feeling at all :(.
#and then when you look at their pictures they all do be looking their actual age or even older…#like people treat me like I’m a kid and are always shocked when they learn that I’m in my late 20’s and it’s so uncomfortable#treating me like an idiot/child…#all of the ppl who hit on my are usually older men (it’s weird because they do it because I look young) and the people my age look past me#it’s so…#I feel even worse for people my age who still look like middle school kids man like#you’ll be infantilized for the rest of your life if you still look like a kid as an adult 🗿#I wished I looked a little older so that ppl would take me more seriously#rambling#when I was at community college I saw a girl who I graduated 8th grade with and she legit still looked the same#like an actual child 😭… I still look like a HS freshman maybe sophomore it sucks#I never glowed up lmfao#kms rn 🪽#idc if others reblog this btw it just sucks ass man#I keep seeing this shit spread about by ppl who are too afraid of aging#it only makes me feel sad
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