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Also I swear to god I WILL sit down and respond to all the asks about the yeast crawls

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That feeling when,,, your personal blorbo from your brain,,, becomes the whole discord server's blorbo

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you mention you perform the arts. do you have a tag for the arts.

Yep its #wolf-pearl art

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Maybe we should be trying less to not touch any part of nature, and be trying more to make how our behaviors affect the ecosystem around us be more like a beaver or a nursery plant, and less like a wild boar or a strangling vine.

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The only thing college General Chemistry II has given me is an irrational seething hatred of the letter K

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Hey, what if the G-man's appearance isn't actually something he consciously makes and is instead the result of mortal perception of his existence. Like he doesn't decide what he looks like at all, Gman's apearance is decided by the observer, typically taking the form of a member of the observer's speicies with the more nuanced aspects of the apearance influenced by what impression the gman wants to be conveying. Gman looks like an older male human in a business suit who is maybe a government man because that's a human concept of a person with authority.

Taking this further, gman doesn't actually speak human language at all, it's just that the perception of the gman's communication will be perceived in whatever format is most native to the observer.

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I hate seats that are designed not to be sat it. Evil.

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How it started

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She attacks the windows untill we refill the bird feeders. It used to just be her, but now she's got a wood pecker and her boyfriend in on it too. Her man isn't the brightest tho.

So fun fact I accidentally created a birb mafia run by a lady gold finch.

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So fun fact I accidentally created a birb mafia run by a lady gold finch.

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i lowkey ship tumblr ♠ twitter now

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I'm LIVID, I missed the boop fest??? And thus I don't get to boop EVER?

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So whats a food thing that you do thats probably unhinged but you'll never stop? I'll start:

A glass of cereal

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Tbh I'd probably be equally surprised to find a fey or a walrus at my front door. Now what I want to talk about is which I would find more alarming.

I don't know much about the fey, and what little I know may not actually be accurate because, yknow, fey being creatures of myth. However, I do know that the fey have some rules about hospitality which means I could probably deny a fey entry to my house. And a fairy is a type of fey, so it should probably still hold. So long as the fey doesn't get in and I don't talk to them, I'm probably relatively safe. Most of the alarm here is just existential dread.

But a walrus? A walrus is potentially 2 tons of Fuck You. A walrus on average can weigh between 800 and 1,700 kilograms aka between 1,800 and 3,700 pounds. No. NO!! absolutely not!! Ma'am I don't think there is much I could do to keep a walrus out of my house if it really wanted in. I don't think that old wooden door is gonna be able to withstand a few thousand pounds of pissed off muscle and blubber with tusks. I'm not even confident that the walls could survive that. Those things can sink yahts by napping on them, what the frickle snaps am I gonna be able to do to stop it?! And let's assume that even if I did successfully barricade myself in from the walrus, then I'm going to be left with the alrming questions of how the fuck did a walrus get here. There are no zoos anywhere nearby, nevermind a zoo with a walrus. Have they invaded the Mississippi river??? Would 911 even believe me if I called them to tell them that theres a damn walrus at my door?? Would they even be at all equipped to deal with a walrus? thats too many alarming questions in an already highly alarming situation.

The knocking probably wouldn't confuse me too much tho, I think walrus can learn a variety of tricks so it probably just used its tusks to knock on the door.

I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

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