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cidnangarlond · 7 months ago

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#putting this here in case anyone decides to go looking for more info about my particular guy here #1) soccer player 2) gay 3) started for italy met and got engaged to his future husband while there and adopted a girl #4) ends up spending the rest of his life in germany bc he got traded but he WAS able to get gay married there #because it's legal in germany and not italy. ENGAGED FOR LIKE 15 YEARS BTW!!!!!#5) husband dies at 110 and then my guy dies 7 years later also at the age of 110 #6) I don't want to start a new life in the game because I played as him for hours and don't have the heart to wipe the slate clean #yusuf yacob you will always be famous. to me. sorry for making your penis injury gain interest #and sorry your mother died after being charged by a hippo

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kausparty · 1 year ago

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hi so basically i've fallen into salmonmac hell and have sucked up every ounce of content like an ameoba. finished hit the road recently and i like their wedding outfits from the dress up minigame a normal amount

#this is my fav variation of them wearing wedding outfits but the ones from the cartoon are also very good. sam wearing a dress is everythin #though max in pants is just plain wrong 2 me so when they get legal gay married i think they should both wear dresses. *Nodding to myself*#also max looks different from in my last post Sorry i realized that this design is peak as it is and i shant do anything to it #sam and max #freelance husbands #drawn in graphite and colored digitally btw <3 #my art #RETURN OF THE BLANK BACKGROUND sorry i'll never change

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faunandfloraas · 5 months ago

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...💤

#its still his birthday for 3 more minutes in sydney so it's legal for me to make one last post ☝#2 minutes*#okay thats me now for real goodnight #bang chan #skz #skz gifs #stray kids #stray kids gifs #jesskz #bystay

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mintedwitcher · 10 months ago

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Buck is about to learn what it's like to be the physically smaller person in a relationship for the first time ever.

He's about to learn why his exes liked to borrow his shirts, jackets, hoodies, etc because now he can borrow these from Tommy. He's about to experience the sheer joy of being cuddled by someone bigger than him. He's going to experience having to tilt UP for a kiss instead of down (only by like an inch but still). He is going to find out how it feels to hold a hand that is bigger than his own.

And that just makes me.... mentally unstable.

#[holding tim minear by the throat] if you dont let us keep bucktommy for at LEAST 2-3 episodes i swear-#(for legal reasons this is a joke)#bucktommy #evan buckley #tommy kinard #tv show: 911

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toxooz · 11 months ago

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🍔 borgir 🍔

#könig #had this on my mind for months so that means im legally required to draw it #and also food is rlly fun to draw #aight im gunna answer them asks Eventually then imma draw one more drawing over in nfsw land long story short i want to get to the #next comic section by the end of next week IM DYINYGGG TO DRAW IT Out #my art #fanart #konig #konig mw2 #call of duty modern warfare 3 #call of duty modern warfare 2 #call of duty #konig cod #food #body horror #body horror tw #teeth

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todayisafridaynight · 11 months ago

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stream doodling

bonus

#ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 2 #ryu ga gotoku 3 #yakuza series #yakuza 2 #yakuza 3 #rgg #daigo dojima #haruka sawamura #yoshitaka mine #snap sketches #accidental haruka doodle pile cause i have a comic planned with her but i havent drawn her properly in like two years #legally-required y2 daigo sorry . i loveb him ..

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softpastelqueer · 24 days ago

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Legally Blue

#legally blonde #descendants #evie descendants #evie grimhilde #evie daughter of the evil queen #descendants 3 #descendants 2 #malvie #Disney’s descendants #disney descendants

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meamiki · 9 months ago

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[reverse entry AU]

so glad the work week is over!

no more meetings!

what do you mean its only tuesday.

#isat #in stars and time #isat siffrin #reverse entry au #isat modern office au #isat spoilers #<- not REALLY but its blink and u miss it tbh #and is hardly legible #and probably doesnt make much sense as a spoiler for regular isat tbf #its more of a spoiler if u know the spoiler from isat to begin with????????#i think i am starting to confuse myself on if this is really a spoiler ASFASDAFRA #inspired by my week so far thumbs up #sometimes u end up in too many meetings about the same subject and wonder why you are even here #proceed to zone out till hear key words #tune in and respond #then continue zoning out #omg just like beloved indie game in stars and timeeeee #for legal reasons that is an exaggerated explanation to further enhance the joke thumbs up part 2 #alternative takes that build on this same idea include #staring at computer screen in general trying to remember what you were doing #or silently judging a computer program for freezing on you for the seventh time in the past twenty minutes #or just staring blankly at the screen in general as people do yanno thumbs up part 3 #oh also to note yea this is not in the office lmao #modern times means sometimes you also get to have wfh days yippeeee so siffrin is in his apartment #the star is probably sitting in the kitchen next to the flavor tree at this moment in time dont worry about it aha #WAIT i just realized i forgor the shine in siffrins eyes OOPS #actually wait nvm this is fine it adds to this i think HAHAHA #okay tag talk over !!!!

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lonely-fried-art · 1 year ago

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owca please hire stacy i need them to have beef

#as my 2 favorite characters they are legally obligated to interact #they are sooo siblings …… to me <3 #stacy and carla gang up to annoy their brother /j #art #phineas and ferb #pnf #carl karl #stacy hirano

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summercosmos · 3 months ago

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i missed drawing this little FREAK! anyways i was just searching for excuses 2 do a ronodin in something vaguely 70s. humour me

#ronodin #fablehaven #dragonwatch #fhdw #kendra sorenson #my art #do u think hed be getting IDed #hc unicorns age every other 85yrs so rono'd b like 19. imagine having 2 wait another 1 3/4 century just to b able to legally drink #not that hed do anything legally anyway tbf #my general thoughts is rono ≈ 18-19 bracken ≈ 17 and kendras 16→17 to seths 14... one day ill make an actual concise timeline. maybe

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fudgecake-charlie · 1 year ago

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i absolutely adore @falconearring's lizzie so I drew her!! I have now gone back to loving heavypaint <3

This painting also goes out to my new funniest-to-obtain mutual who I had three gin lemonades with tonight. Hope to see you soon!! I am no longer drunk but I was when I started this painting lmao

#life series AU #falconearringzombieau #ldshadowlady fanart #heavypaint / webbypaint #i literally love this design SO MUCH her vibes in the comic are SO SO GOOD i love her <3<3<3<3 #this was painted entirely in heavypaint but I did some edits/anatomy tweaks in CSP after #I honestly don't know how long this took... like 2 and a bit hours? super happy with it though #cw alcohol mention #for the description lol. dw i'm 19 and it's legal but like. what are you a cop /j #art out the oven

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koppaiterocker · 1 year ago

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Wharever

#would you guys velieve me if i said parb being in all of these was not intentional #i just scroll my feed and screenshot anything funny and one post always fots them i swear to god its not on purpose #yes i love them. no i dont mean to put them everywbere. so sorry #also im legally obligated at least one viva meme each post #to give her the attention that dreamworks didnt #for najma and coco also #dw guys as soon as i figure out how i wanna draw trolls i will make so so much of the sisters #i cant get a comfortable beast to person ratio woth them #koppaitepaladin #dreamworks trolls #trolls #trolls band together #tbt #trolls world tour #twt #trolls 2 #trolls 3 #trolls barb #trolls poppy #trolls branch #trolls cooper #trolls trollex #king trollex #queen barb #queen poppy #trolls viva #trolls clay #trolls john dory #satin and chenille #trollsposts

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commandertartarsmoocher · 7 months ago

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Commander Tartar but in different professions!

In order from left to right we got:

the Deep Sea Metro attendant!

the Deep Sea Metro janitor!

the totally normal nurse!

the totally normal butcher!

#splatoon #splatoon 2 #octo expansion #commander tartar #my art :o]#I came up with this weeks ago but never got around to creating something that isn't a crude looking doodle that took me 3 minutes to finish #I swear he is up to totally normal and legal activities trust me bro #[he is wanted in 37 states and is banned from most public spaces]

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arowinter · 9 months ago

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did you guys know i have autism about these dragons

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shitpostingkats · 1 month ago

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I haven't really talked about how much I love Datz's epithet. "Fangs of the Dragon". What a dope name. What a completely incongruous moniker. If "right hand man" is homosexually loaded then how do we even begin to quantify the gayness of being another man's fangs.

#one of my favoritre things about Apollos family is they all have these metal as hell sounding nicknames and then are in actuality huge dorks #'the dragon' 'the fangs of the dragon' 'the last rites prosecutor'#no sir that is apollo's lame family Dumbasses 1 2 and 3 #anyways to be clear I am of the opinion that Dhurke and Datz are married for purely legal reasons #but by gods do I love their dynamic #spk plays soj #ace attorney #aa6 #aa #ace attorney spirit of justice #aa spirit of justice #spirit of justice #dhurke sahdmadhi #datz are'bal

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leixo-demo · 10 months ago

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headcanon: i like to imagine ichiya as ikkan's little brother, and ikkan is the older brother like in those brother and sister relationships. ichiya and ikkan would sometimes get into fights with each other but they're still friends after squid squad, even if ichiya formed front roe.

ikkan would sometimes get in touch with ichiya to check how he's doing, even with the other band members.

yall yappling like this vlog hasnt been talking bout these two as brothers before tch- *takes out massive book*

they fight bc they are brothers, but not brothes on the blood sense or on the legal sense but on the earned sense, they come from really far away and their culture is difference

Front roe was the least of their concerns, they had bigger problems between them, much bigger and worst secrets neither of both could tell to anybody but the other

But what am I gonna say right, they still being friends, right?

#when are you guys gonna ask about my headcanons but not just super vage question #also i guess youre new here but yeah the ikkan ichiya friendship is legal in this house #splatoon #splatoon 2 #splatoon 3 #splatband #splatoon headcanon #request #squid squad #wow i wonder what scary lore they are linked to→#The Patagonia

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