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lemon-wedges · 10 months

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Its been a while since I updated this little project but heres the dealio. I got "mysteriously" sick for the last 2 months and it kinda halted my work on getting this thing physically printed. BUT IM BACK and ready to start this up again. I'm really hoping i get everything done by Jan. or very latest feb (mostly anticipating for holiday slow down)

In the meantime i got a few questions on my interest check asking if i would offer a digital version of the zine. and the answer 2 months late is YES I WILL YOU CAN GET IT NOW ACTUALLY ON MY GUMROAD OR KO-FI HURRRAYYYYYY!!!! 🥳🥳 GO CHECK IT OUT ITS $3

GUMROAD | KO-FI

#the art of a lemon wedge #homumiko #baroryuu #otasune #feel like a fucking #victorian woman in a novel the way i got sick for no reason those months #vertigo. brain fog. parts of my body would go tingley. and for 2-3 hours at a random time of the day my entire body would just feel BAD #idk else how to describe it cause it was not pain #i could not predict what would trigger those 2-3 hours of BAD and it seemed to change every day #and then some days i wouldnt get them but i would still get vertigo and brain fog whenever i would go to bed #anyways #IT WAS THE WATER #STUPID LA WATER BLEH BLEH #I WENT TO TEXAS TO VISIT FAM FOR A WEEK AND ALL MY SYMPTOMS WENT AWAY #-_-#and now im on a strict distilled/purified bottle water diet #i cant even eat food thats been boiled in whatever the hell gets put into the gallons at the store.....sigh #BUT IM BETTER #and ready to get back into it #:D

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faunandfloraas · 5 months

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It is kinda funny seeing people talk about Seungmin lately because he definitely has gotten more bold and confident for sure. He's also just getting opportunities to be perceived as an individual on his own as well for the first time in a while but it's still jarring to see people be like Aw he was always such a quiet goodie two shoes little nerd and it's like...... he was the one to leave and seek out his own vocal coach and blatantly talk about it, which of course lead to I.N and Lee Know also doing the same, he was the one to go on bubble and tell off sasaengs who used to camp outside their old dorm for invading members privacy but also because it effected other residents and staff at the complex, something that i'm certain upper management wouldnt have been happy about, and he wasn't curt or nice about it either. like he's never actually been a wallflower, he's always had a pretty strong backbone and seems to stick to his principals, its not really new.

#even silly shit like bringing up drinking even tho staff has clearly told him not too #like yeah its silly but its still sticking to his guns of being like we arent actually children anymore thanks #the food thing too like in an old 2 kids room he said something about not being able to eat on his bday bc they were filming so evidently #there was a moment in time when he caved to the shitty diet obsession kpop had but ever since hes never really said anything like it again #instead hes telling everyone to eat well and reminding people to have dinner or lunch every other day #even the comment about growing his hair out but then being like lol the stylist probably wont like me saying that or whatever #and like the yeah im going to the gym but im not lifting. dont expect me to bulk up. im doing it for stamina<< that made me cackle #bc i did see people on twt being like but what if seungmin got buff tho omg hed be so hot 🥺 Well him bein buff isnt what this is about #so he went and made sure people were realistic. not everyone needs to be noticeably cut yk #idk maybe bc i watched most all the skz content all the way through #and now i go back and gif stuff i notice patterns more easily than if youve been here for longer and havent watched older stuff #for a while- maybe? idk its just funny but i also see takes a lot and have to stop myself from going No <3 #anyway this is my obligatory insane ksm tangent of the week. see you in 5 minutes.#🐶

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steorransaluki · 3 months

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back at the vet 😵‍💫

#talking #finch #saluki #2 years #she's fine again. stopped eating in the past couple weeks but is fine and FAT so I did keep the specialist appointment we'd made #they suggested trying prescription food for a bit to see if that helps any but I'm just....#very confused I guess. she's basically 99% normal and her usual self again with again no treatment #like ma'am. what gives.#but we'll try the prescription diet and see what happens I guess

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bylertruther · 2 years

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byler + santa clarita diet au where will is sheila and mike is joel. you nod and clap and agree because you know that it fucks severely and fits them perfectly, yes

summary for the uninitiated:

#blood tw #mine #will is literally zombie boy n mike is Like That . liek. please ... . . it suits them so well they're already canonically halfway there #will Goes Thru Some Shit n comes back wrong aka he's actually zombie boy #mike is just like his canon s2 self. knows fuck-all abt what's going on with his monster bf but he tries his best bc one thing abt him is #he WILL support n defend not only will's gay rights ... but also his gay wrongs 🫶#they don the s2 tunnel outfits not to go into the tunnels obvi but bc they're making n packing will's 'lunches' for the week #hashtag meal planning bc mike breaks down 2 will one time n says if they're going to do this they're going to do it RIGHT gdi #sits down at his laptop later and scrolls through housewife pinterest for hours to get all the cleaning + meal planning tips #will says he's on a caveman diet or some other bullshit bc he can't eat people food anymore only raw meats #the party thinks its fucking Gröse n dustin doesn't buy it n el says eW wiLL [insert a grimace she 100% learned from mike here]#in the early days when they're still getting the hang of things or shit just goes fucky during um . well. them getting will some Lunch #they hit an artery or smth idk n get blood on mike's sweater and he whines abt it SO much and NEVER lets will forget tht it #was his FAVORITE sweater actually!!!! the things he does for love smh..... 🙄#clasps my hands 2gether. ok so which one of u is writing it then . teacher voice It's Okay I'll Wait .#DFBJHBDJHBFJDHJ #ideas

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mistress-light · 2 months

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I'm so happy with my new blender (to help me with my diet). Got my fridge stacked with fruits and veggies to blend.

#And mixing a smoothie with half an avocado? Freaking delicious!#mistress blabbling #i'm picky with a lot of fruits though cuz they contain a lot of sugar of their own #i stick to blueberries and blackberries (from my mom lmao she has tons growing in her garden)#i honestly feel so much better having a low-carb diet and no alcohol through the week ngl first 2 days were hard af #but also the feeling of being hungry really fast has gone

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bonemawl · 4 months

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Did I just ruin all my progress within a week?

Well, that's for me to know, and for everyone else to know as well because it really shows.

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cynical-things · 8 months

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I wish I never went on the fucking implant ffffffjdjdjdjdnd it fucked my body up so bad and it’s still not better even tho I got that piece of shit taken out 10 months ago

#was bleeding non stop on the implant #gained a lot of weight and it just generally fucked up my hormones #came off of it and still fuckinf with hormones and making my pcos symptoms worse #worse acne and not losing weight despite fixing diet and limiting calories (healthily like)#and hair loss #now I go on a tablet to fix my hormones after waiting for a dermatologist to approve it #and now I am on my period after being on it 2 weeks ago bc this tablet can cause frequent periods #like be on every 2 weeks #literally fucking kill me #I’m so upset #hopefully it’s just a blip and my hormones are just messed up a bit bc I’ve only been taking these meds 2 weeks #well not messed up bc they are already messed up but maybe they’re trying to adjust idk #but I’m so disheartened fr #fuck hormone contraceptives fr

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fitlifeessentials · 8 months

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youareyoubutwhoareyou · 16 days

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In some good news, me and my partner have decided 5-6 hours travel is probably tolerable enough for me to go to a hospital with a higher BMI limit, so I may be getting referred for top surgery very soon

#only reason im above the bmi they want rn is bc i took like 2 weeks off dieting bc i was sick and then it was my birthday #and i wanna be a bit lower than needed bc yknow weight fluctuates and i dont wanna get told i cant get a referral bc i couldn't empty my #stomach before the weighing appointment lmao

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alliswyattonthewesternfront · 1 year

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i have sprung into action at a level previously unseen. i am moving through my apartment like powerful, methodical invading army, cleaning and straightening everything in my wake

#the secret is 250mg of mexidol #15mg of adderall #a diet coke #the euphoria of a pain flare subsiding #and the release of pent up frustration at being bedridden for 2 weeks #you too can be like me #blog

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sportsandlaughs · 1 year

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#diet #fail #2 weeks #fitness #happy

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mint-corset · 9 months

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>knows that working out doesn't do immediate results

>must have prolonged periods of working out to see visual results

>still mad about it.

I should, for my sake, not measure or weigh for a while and just not worry about it for now.

#im just saying if im working out everyday for more than 2 weeks I deserve to see lower number on the scale #and do not come at me with diet stuff I literally eat twice a day most days and its not more than Im burning off

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amrv-5 · 1 month

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ohhh my goddddd i don't want to be here LMAO

#i have been here like 4 hours and am already at my fuckinggg limit.#shut up about your food guilt shut up about steps and Low Calorie Substitutions and ur diet #there should be a spending time with your family that doesn't immediately try 2 explode ur ******** recovery #like. thanks! so glad I chose to come visit really looking forward to 3 weeks of this #instead of like eating nice brunches and seeing good movies with people who like to talk to me #explodes and dies. pleeease I hate feeling like inscrutable black sheep again for What Purpose #Who does this serve. Not me that's for sure. Awsome #cranky. ill feel better tomorrow im gonna walk to the library and have a coffee and try to finish a fic

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tryhoney-moved · 1 month

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#heartfelt thank you for everyone who bared with me these past two weeks and kindly did not unfollow through my bad vibes posts #i clearly underestimated how much cutting carbs would effect me mentally while at the same time pmsing #im over the hump now as ive felt a million times better mentally and physically the past couple days!#love you guys so much #sappy time over #btw im not dieting to lose weight i actually love my weight #i noticed that it was getting really hard for me to move around #i have cerebral palsy so its ALWAYS hard to move around but the past few months i had felt like i was physically 90 years old #so i did some research and found that it could be inflammation in the body #and a good way to curb that is lowering your carb intake #which id devastating bc carbs make the world go round #but its worked. while i was mentally and moody the first 2 weeks- my body hasnt felt this great and mobile in a few years #lots of things to say here huh

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mejomonster · 9 months

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Goodbye 2023. Wrote 30,000 words of my Danny story, 20,000 words of my Freyna story, 25,000 words of my Khan story, 13,000 words of my Celest story, 48,000 words of fanfiction, and including notes and scraps I wrote 211,007 words in 2023! >o<)/ a lot of fucking words!!!

(Also future me, now you can find this next year to find out how much more u wrote)

I did not hit last years goal of finishing one of my original stories. But on the bright side, I did write over one novel's Worth of words. So here's to hoping this new year I focus more on One story at a time so I can start finishing things. I'll count this as a kind of win. (I'd still like to finish at least one of my original stories before January ends just so I can say I've finally finished one asap lol)

In other news. This past year, sunday, I had italian bread with butter. I had lemon cake this year. I had pizza, the last two days in a row. I have had a waffle almost every day of the week. I still have to take benedryl if I overdo it, or more gi medicine if I really screw up. But this time last year I couldn't touch bread, pasta, waffles, any wheat. This time last year I was dreaming and hoping miserably I'd get to have toast and pizza again. That I'd be able to risk any dairy. Any wheat. My only severe allergy left now is potato. I'm still a ways away from being able to stop needing my gi meds to eat. But rhe fact I simply CAN eat, most days, relaibly without worrying I won't be able to the next day? Awesome. I had a bad flare in August and was on a liquid diet and feared I'd never eat yummy food again. And all of 2022 was awful mush. I'm so so grateful I can eat a waffle, and will probably still be able to eat the next day. I'm going to sincerely hope now this is the year I'll be able to transition off of needing gi meds.

#rant #new year #my health issues #mejo writing #regarding the health stuff: i have gastroparesis. it was worse last year. i was on liquid or mush diet #during flares im unfortunately still eating mushy solids and mainly liquods #but my flares are shorter now #and less food is triggering flares now #it used to be 1 risk of eating bread like a small piece of toast and i had nausea 4 days puking and couldnt use bathroom #now i can eat about 2 handfuls of wheat daily and dont get a flare up unless i surpass that amount #im still angry i meed my 3 daily meds or else i will be in the ER in a couple weeks from vomiting and unable to use bathtoom #but im hoping as i keep gradually tolerating solid foods more... that hopefully ill be able to lower and eventually stop my expensive meds #i want my gi tract to heal and work the way its supposed to healthily again #and during the health issues my allergies got worse. but ive been taking a probiotic i happen to tolerate #and gradually my food allergies have gotten less severe (except potato. i got way worse allergies to potato now)

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wavetapper · 2 months

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sometimes you need to just sit down and treat yourself like a dress up game ok

#dressing up like a haunted doll to 1) get groceries 2) sit down and watch severance 3) drink diet pepsi at my desk #and like sure im doing stuff later in the week that will have 'better' justification for the effort. but i dont care #sometimes all you need is to treat yourself like a custom mmo character using whatever. and then smile about it #make a fun new outfit TODAY my final message

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