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lemon-wedges · 11 months ago

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Its been a while since I updated this little project but heres the dealio. I got "mysteriously" sick for the last 2 months and it kinda halted my work on getting this thing physically printed. BUT IM BACK and ready to start this up again. I'm really hoping i get everything done by Jan. or very latest feb (mostly anticipating for holiday slow down)

In the meantime i got a few questions on my interest check asking if i would offer a digital version of the zine. and the answer 2 months late is YES I WILL YOU CAN GET IT NOW ACTUALLY ON MY GUMROAD OR KO-FI HURRRAYYYYYY!!!! 🥳🥳 GO CHECK IT OUT ITS $3

GUMROAD | KO-FI

#the art of a lemon wedge #homumiko #baroryuu #otasune #feel like a fucking #victorian woman in a novel the way i got sick for no reason those months #vertigo. brain fog. parts of my body would go tingley. and for 2-3 hours at a random time of the day my entire body would just feel BAD #idk else how to describe it cause it was not pain #i could not predict what would trigger those 2-3 hours of BAD and it seemed to change every day #and then some days i wouldnt get them but i would still get vertigo and brain fog whenever i would go to bed #anyways #IT WAS THE WATER #STUPID LA WATER BLEH BLEH #I WENT TO TEXAS TO VISIT FAM FOR A WEEK AND ALL MY SYMPTOMS WENT AWAY #-_-#and now im on a strict distilled/purified bottle water diet #i cant even eat food thats been boiled in whatever the hell gets put into the gallons at the store.....sigh #BUT IM BETTER #and ready to get back into it #:D

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faunandfloraas · 7 months ago

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It is kinda funny seeing people talk about Seungmin lately because he definitely has gotten more bold and confident for sure. He's also just getting opportunities to be perceived as an individual on his own as well for the first time in a while but it's still jarring to see people be like Aw he was always such a quiet goodie two shoes little nerd and it's like...... he was the one to leave and seek out his own vocal coach and blatantly talk about it, which of course lead to I.N and Lee Know also doing the same, he was the one to go on bubble and tell off sasaengs who used to camp outside their old dorm for invading members privacy but also because it effected other residents and staff at the complex, something that i'm certain upper management wouldnt have been happy about, and he wasn't curt or nice about it either. like he's never actually been a wallflower, he's always had a pretty strong backbone and seems to stick to his principals, its not really new.

#even silly shit like bringing up drinking even tho staff has clearly told him not too #like yeah its silly but its still sticking to his guns of being like we arent actually children anymore thanks #the food thing too like in an old 2 kids room he said something about not being able to eat on his bday bc they were filming so evidently #there was a moment in time when he caved to the shitty diet obsession kpop had but ever since hes never really said anything like it again #instead hes telling everyone to eat well and reminding people to have dinner or lunch every other day #even the comment about growing his hair out but then being like lol the stylist probably wont like me saying that or whatever #and like the yeah im going to the gym but im not lifting. dont expect me to bulk up. im doing it for stamina<< that made me cackle #bc i did see people on twt being like but what if seungmin got buff tho omg hed be so hot 🥺 Well him bein buff isnt what this is about #so he went and made sure people were realistic. not everyone needs to be noticeably cut yk #idk maybe bc i watched most all the skz content all the way through #and now i go back and gif stuff i notice patterns more easily than if youve been here for longer and havent watched older stuff #for a while- maybe? idk its just funny but i also see takes a lot and have to stop myself from going No <3 #anyway this is my obligatory insane ksm tangent of the week. see you in 5 minutes.#🐶

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chemicahs · 10 days ago

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The amount of people who don’t know caffeine is a drug is insane. I told my anti-drug adhd coworker who drinks coffee every day “you know that’s a drug right” and she was like :jawdrop: you’re kidding right…. Yeah there’s a reason you “don’t feel good in the morning until you take it” it’s called ADDICTION

#it’s so easy to teach people the signs of addiction why don’t we teach this in school #if you take a brain changing substance and now require it to feel normal instead of it being uplifting I have something to tell you #I used to drink 2 diet cokes a day every day for weeks #and then one day I ran out and thought nothing of it #then I started coming down with flu-like symptoms and could barely function or move without being out of breath #I figured out why and then had one coke and suddenly felt like a million bucks and cleaned my room #it’s fine to use caffeine but jesus christ these kids don’t even know what the signs of addiction are

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safyresky · 1 month ago

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How long is the wait before you have to Kribble Krabble???

Cuz like. We've no idea how long B-Man was head elf, right? We know that he was for SURE head elf for Scott for 8 years at least. And we KNOW he's been there for a HAUTE MINUTE given the photo he has with Mad Santa, okay? So HUNDREDS of years, then about 8 for Scott.

Then Curtis takes over and we know he's been head elf for like, at LEAST that year (given how he says "fyi I'm head elf NOW" to Jack, and Santa comments frequently enough on how Curtis needs to get his head in the game (wildcats!) bc he's head elf now), right? Then literal DECADES pass and we KNOW in that interim, Curtis explodes but then doesn't and goes on kribble krabble instead, right?

Okay. So like. Betty has deffs been there for a HAUTE MINUTE. I don't think there's ANY comment on how/when she started. So we can assume Betty has been there for DECADES at least if the whole Escape Clause debacle had Curtis exploding his way to Kribble Krabble.

Now I THINK she mentions she deferred it a bunch, or SOMEONE mentions she did. So like. Okay. We can deffer a Kribble Krabble. Cool! But how long did she do that for? How long did B-MAN do that for?

Moving on!

So Betty finally goes on Kribble Krabble, and then a year later Noel goes with her on his (their) Kribble Krabble so basically, WHEN DOES THE KRIBBLE KRABBLE TAKE EFFECT? BECAUSE THIS IS VERY MUCH GIVING

#dani speaks #the santa clause #the santa clauses #tsc #tsc2 #tsc3 #tsc 2 #tsc 3 #tscs #file this under 'more issues dani takes with franchises ignoring their pre-established lore for nostalgia points'#specifically tscs lol #but i just woke up thinking of pyros and cs. and then of tscs (and idk how pyros got me there)#and then of kribble krabble and then found myself wondering at the frequency and THEN. as the kids say #THE MATH AIN'T MATHING #and now i had to share the math not mathing with the 5 of you around year round.#you'll also have to forgive my shit citing of sources #i haven't watched the series since last year and i have no plans to do so again if i can avoid it #you'd have to get me really. very. entirely. shitfaced #like NOT EVEN DRUNK. SHITFACED #ANYWAY HI. HUBBERS GOT SICK LAST WEEK AND I WAS PULLING A BIT MORE WEIGHT SO HE COULD RECOVER #AND THEN I GOT WHAT HE GOT BUT LIKE. DIET VERSION #BUT WE ARE BACK IN OPERATION TODAY! FOR THE MOST PART!#there is still too much snot for my liking (which is more than usual but not a lot bc again. cold/flu lite)#BUT WE'RE GETTING THRU THE WORKDAY. IT'S NOT EVEN 9 YET. BUT WE'LL DO IT!#and then i can hopefully cast aside cursed tscs thoughts and finally post the scrimble from last week #which i finished thursday #then ouch oof ow. throat hurty #ALSO YES I KNOW THAT NOEL AND BETTY GOING ON KRIBBLE KRABBLE TOGETHER WAS DONE FOR THE CUTE SEND OFF FOR THEM #AND I LOVED IT!#JUST PUTTING THAT DISCLAIMER THERE

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steorransaluki · 5 months ago

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back at the vet 😵‍💫

#talking #finch #saluki #2 years #she's fine again. stopped eating in the past couple weeks but is fine and FAT so I did keep the specialist appointment we'd made #they suggested trying prescription food for a bit to see if that helps any but I'm just....#very confused I guess. she's basically 99% normal and her usual self again with again no treatment #like ma'am. what gives.#but we'll try the prescription diet and see what happens I guess

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bylertruther · 2 years ago

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byler + santa clarita diet au where will is sheila and mike is joel. you nod and clap and agree because you know that it fucks severely and fits them perfectly, yes

summary for the uninitiated:

#blood tw #mine #will is literally zombie boy n mike is Like That . liek. please ... . . it suits them so well they're already canonically halfway there #will Goes Thru Some Shit n comes back wrong aka he's actually zombie boy #mike is just like his canon s2 self. knows fuck-all abt what's going on with his monster bf but he tries his best bc one thing abt him is #he WILL support n defend not only will's gay rights ... but also his gay wrongs 🫶#they don the s2 tunnel outfits not to go into the tunnels obvi but bc they're making n packing will's 'lunches' for the week #hashtag meal planning bc mike breaks down 2 will one time n says if they're going to do this they're going to do it RIGHT gdi #sits down at his laptop later and scrolls through housewife pinterest for hours to get all the cleaning + meal planning tips #will says he's on a caveman diet or some other bullshit bc he can't eat people food anymore only raw meats #the party thinks its fucking Gröse n dustin doesn't buy it n el says eW wiLL [insert a grimace she 100% learned from mike here]#in the early days when they're still getting the hang of things or shit just goes fucky during um . well. them getting will some Lunch #they hit an artery or smth idk n get blood on mike's sweater and he whines abt it SO much and NEVER lets will forget tht it #was his FAVORITE sweater actually!!!! the things he does for love smh..... 🙄#clasps my hands 2gether. ok so which one of u is writing it then . teacher voice It's Okay I'll Wait .#DFBJHBDJHBFJDHJ #ideas

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0rb0t · 12 days ago

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no better way to start my day than my mother in law implying my illness is my fault

#me: ive been on my period for 2 weeks and my back pain is intense #mil: well your diet is terrible #me: okay thanks #idk maybe it would be nice to feel cared about #dark thoughts: i gave her a granddaughter so she's satisfied with that

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mistress-light · 4 months ago

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I'm so happy with my new blender (to help me with my diet). Got my fridge stacked with fruits and veggies to blend.

#And mixing a smoothie with half an avocado? Freaking delicious!#mistress blabbling #i'm picky with a lot of fruits though cuz they contain a lot of sugar of their own #i stick to blueberries and blackberries (from my mom lmao she has tons growing in her garden)#i honestly feel so much better having a low-carb diet and no alcohol through the week ngl first 2 days were hard af #but also the feeling of being hungry really fast has gone

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bonemawl · 5 months ago

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Did I just ruin all my progress within a week?

Well, that's for me to know, and for everyone else to know as well because it really shows.

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cynical-things · 10 months ago

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I wish I never went on the fucking implant ffffffjdjdjdjdnd it fucked my body up so bad and it’s still not better even tho I got that piece of shit taken out 10 months ago

#was bleeding non stop on the implant #gained a lot of weight and it just generally fucked up my hormones #came off of it and still fuckinf with hormones and making my pcos symptoms worse #worse acne and not losing weight despite fixing diet and limiting calories (healthily like)#and hair loss #now I go on a tablet to fix my hormones after waiting for a dermatologist to approve it #and now I am on my period after being on it 2 weeks ago bc this tablet can cause frequent periods #like be on every 2 weeks #literally fucking kill me #I’m so upset #hopefully it’s just a blip and my hormones are just messed up a bit bc I’ve only been taking these meds 2 weeks #well not messed up bc they are already messed up but maybe they’re trying to adjust idk #but I’m so disheartened fr #fuck hormone contraceptives fr

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fitlifeessentials · 10 months ago

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foreverrelapsingana · 2 months ago

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Why tf am I turning into a gym bro??? Why do I care more about hitting my protein intake than starving??? I don’t know what to do

#I have been thinking about the 5:2 diet where u fast 2 days a week and eat *normaly* for the other days #but then the question of do I need to hit my protein intake everyday??#bc I won’t if I’m fasting yk #is it okay to not hit it 2 times a week???#can you just figure out how much ur supposed to consume over a week and split it up in 5 days or so u have to eat it regularly everyday #so many questionsssss #bc I don’t wanna get skinny fat I still want my muscles!!!#not that I have any but if I’m gonna work out and actually gain some muscle then I need my protein #how tf does this work #4nor3xia #i just want to be thin #i wanna be sk1nn1 #light as a 🪶#tw 3d vent #tw ana bløg #tw ana rant #tw ed ana #⭐️rving

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youareyoubutwhoareyou · 2 months ago

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In some good news, me and my partner have decided 5-6 hours travel is probably tolerable enough for me to go to a hospital with a higher BMI limit, so I may be getting referred for top surgery very soon

#only reason im above the bmi they want rn is bc i took like 2 weeks off dieting bc i was sick and then it was my birthday #and i wanna be a bit lower than needed bc yknow weight fluctuates and i dont wanna get told i cant get a referral bc i couldn't empty my #stomach before the weighing appointment lmao

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alliswyattonthewesternfront · 1 year ago

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i have sprung into action at a level previously unseen. i am moving through my apartment like powerful, methodical invading army, cleaning and straightening everything in my wake

#the secret is 250mg of mexidol #15mg of adderall #a diet coke #the euphoria of a pain flare subsiding #and the release of pent up frustration at being bedridden for 2 weeks #you too can be like me #blog

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sportsandlaughs · 1 year ago

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#diet #fail #2 weeks #fitness #happy

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mint-corset · 11 months ago

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>knows that working out doesn't do immediate results

>must have prolonged periods of working out to see visual results

>still mad about it.

I should, for my sake, not measure or weigh for a while and just not worry about it for now.

#im just saying if im working out everyday for more than 2 weeks I deserve to see lower number on the scale #and do not come at me with diet stuff I literally eat twice a day most days and its not more than Im burning off

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