#1p prussia

[1p2p-heta-suggestives]

Could I ask for 1pPruHun hcs? (And if thats been done before 2pPruHun then)

• The classic “She definitely pegs him” Headcanon, who doesn’t love it?

• Gilbert ends up with a lot of hickeys, scratches and bitemarks every single time. Also lipstick marks when Elizabeta wears it, he has no idea why it’s that hot to him

• Elizabeta finds it amusing to edge him, just to see how long he can last before he starts to beg like a needy whore

• Always happens at Elizabeta’s house, Gilbert lives in his brothers basement and he doesn’t want to deal with the embarrassment

• Gilbert could spend the rest of his life between Elizabeta’s thighs and die happy, he loves eating her out

• Collaring. Specifically leashing. Gilbert lets out the neediest noises whenever Elizabeta tugs on his leash

• Aftercare includes very warm blankets, tea and watching a movie or show together, along with a lot of cuddling - they make sure the other knows that they love them

[1p2p-heta-imagines]

How would 2p Japan and 1p Prussia react to a clingy s/o (like wanting to hold onto their arm 24/7, laying on top of them while they work/sleep/relax/etc, holding their hand everywhere they go, snuggling up into them and looking pretty, etc etc)

1p Prussia is very active so as long as they're fine being pretty much dragged around by him while holding hands then it's all good to him. He's not bothered by it, he even thinks it's quite endearing that they're so attached to him.

2p Japan is very touchy so he's not bothered by it at all, he thinks it's pretty adorable that they're so clingy and affectionate. Whenever they come into the room he's in, he will just open his arms without saying anything so they can lay on him or hug him.

[dark-and-kinky-hetalia-scenarios]

Sorry for the late reply, here it is! (Wasn't sure if you meant yandere, so i just went normal ish)

1p Germany/Ludwig Beilschmidt 

“.....Danke”

He’s a little flustered but he does like the compliment

He just stands there awkwardly looking like a statue after that, he does not know what to say

Oddly enough he’ll start talking about sweets and pretzels if you don’t continue the conversation

1p Italy/Feliciano Vargas

“:D” that’s it, that’s his reaction to being told he’s hot as fuck, he knows of corse but it makes him happy to be told

He’ll be over the top happy and talk your ear off if you don’t stop him

You’ll be showered in compliments as well

He’s so sweet and happy about it he’ll also buy you gelato and invite you out for dinner

1p Japan/Kiku Honda

“W-what?”

Does not know what to do, so there’s also a lot of awkward silence here

If you try to talk to him he’ll get even more awkward and flustered, and not say shit, which makes it even worse for him

He’ll run off eventually when he is dying enough inside, don’t worry, he’ll follow you online but not interact with you, not creepy at all

1p Prussia/Gilbert Beilschmidt 

“HAH! Yes i am!” 

He’s gonna be such an ass about it though, to the point of annoyance

He’ll go around bragging he got called hot as fuck by a REALLY hot person, that’s going in his diary

He’ll do everything he can to pursue something with you, his ego can seriously not tolerate that shit, it will explode and he will become even more insufferable.

[hetalia-angel]

Could you do some headcanons for Prussia, Russia, France, Spain, England and Romano with a darling who's trying to learn their native languages, pretty please?

Ofc Pookie bear. 🩷🩷🩷

Darling trying to learn the countries native language

England

Arthur is so used to everyone already knowing English since it’s the most known language in the world, so having a Darling that wasn’t fluent was a very new experience for him.

Arthur is a dad at heart a dysfunctional one but that’s something for another day. He’ll print off those worksheets that make you write the cursive alphabet and spell different words as a fun activity. Arthur will also try and include reading, movie nights, and listening to music to boost his darling’s fluency.

Arthur will sit his darling in his lap while he reads one page to her and she reads the next as they alternate.

As mentioned before he’s an awkward dad at heart who’s trying to do his best to help.

7/10 for effort in his teaching skills

France

Francis will be very flattered that his darling has decided to learn his language. He’ll try to expose his darling to lots of French media and tv shows to accustom her to the language.

Francis will be whipping out the old children’s books and lullabies he used to use for Matthew and read them to his darling. The children’s books are easy to follow and simple for beginners to understand.

He’s not the best teacher his he’d rather just kiss his darling and murmur the sweet French into her ear instead of explaining it.

Be prepared to receive lots and lots of texts and letter in French. Francis will be declaring his love to his darling at 3am. These messages will be so long that they have the read more button at the bottom to click to see it in full.

Francis gets a 0/10 since I would get into a fight with him any day.

Prussia

Gilbert was immediately very supportive of the idea. He attempts to try and talk to his darling only in German but he has a bad habit of speaking in English so it doesn’t come naturally.

He attempts to show his darling german tv shows… but Germany is notorious for dubbing over them in every language possible. Gilbert could find every one besides the ones in german…

He keeps attempting to teach you until he gives up and asks Ludwig to come over and teach you. Ludwig is a strict and thorough teacher and Gilbert’s darling will definitely be fluent by the end of a few sessions.

4/10 Gilbert tried his best, okay?

Romano

Lovino loves his darling and his language… but he’s a terrible teacher. He has a short temper, doesn’t explain assignments, and is confused when his darling doesn’t understand things he finds simple.

He tries for a few week to teach his darling with no results. Eventually he makes his darling download duolingo and he pays for premium so she can learn faster.

Lovino will occasionally quiz his darling and check in on her progress.

2/10 Lovino is doing his best which isn’t that good. Still better than Francis though.

Russia

Ivan is a sweet guy to his darling 24/7 so when she decides to learn Russian he’s over the moon. He’s booking them a trip to St. Petersburg and taking his darling on a full tour.

He’s as calm and patient as possible with his darling while teaching. Ivan accidentally distracts his darling with his accent since she finds him a little bit too sexy to keep focus on learning.

Ivan’s teaching method is easy enough to follow and he goes all out getting lots of help for his darling to learn. Everything is going smoothly until the day he decides to teach you Russian cursive. Ivan’s darling can’t follow his teachings since she claims that it all looks like scribbles.

9/10 Ivan puts in the effort unlike Francis who I’ve decided I have beef with.

Spain

Antonio is more than happy to teach you everything about his culture and language. He’ll waste no time to show his darling telenovelas and Spanish songs.

Spanish is a widely learnt language so he searches up one of those curriculums online to teach to his darling.

Antonio loves that his darling is learning Spanish mostly so he can find a new way to flirt with her.

[my2phetaliaheadcanons]

I wish for 2p Prussia, as in would he be a scary man? Why?

Yeah, Wil totally would be terrifying. This man is a knight who spent centuries surviving and fighting.

If you were on the receiving end of his blade he would force you into combat until either a fatal blow is struck or until one of you collapse from exhaustion.

[ask2ps]

2p Italy and 1p England would be besties. I can see they shit talking people and being a general menace/chaotic evil together. You can see it as ship if you want to, but I like to see it as platonic/found family. Two chaotic evil creatures bonding over the fact that they’re both menaces to society.

/lh /nay

You know, since 2P!Italy goes into the 1P world first, he and 1P!England actually have a LOT of time to interact!

As my mind turns, I consider the following:

Arthur is definitely amused at first by "Feliciano" suddenly acting kind of different. They've never been particularly close, because Feliciano's... (gestures) er, joviality doesn't really settle well with Arthur. He'd appreciate the change of pace with 2P!Italy. Misery loves company, and 2P!Italy is nothing if not miserable.

Of course, it couldn't be too obvious: a fun part of the 2P!Takeover to me is that (with some poor actor exceptions hem hem PRUSSIA hem hem) it's hard to tell who has been taken over and who hasn't. Really fuels into the paranoia later.

In the beginning, I could see them being pals for sure. But I also consider both of them too closed-off and distrusting to really get close to one another. For the following reasons:

2P!England is sure to let each and every nation know that the 1Ps are, like, totally evil** and whatnot. So 2P!Italy isn't interested in getting too attached to "England's Evil Twin." (you see, of course, the joke is that, actually, Oliver is evil or something?) 2P!Italy regards everything that the 1P's do with quiet scrutiny... (except for 1P!Romano, of course, but that's for later.)

2P!Italy also isn't really excited on getting attached to someone who is going to cease to exist soon, overwritten by his ACTUAL Good Friend England. (Yeah, I imagine 2P!Italy and 2P!England are friends. And as we've seen, 2P!England is kind of jealous of his counterpart, and 2P!Italy knows not to get too close for that reason.)

On the other hand, while England initially takes "Feliciano's" changes in stride, that's only because he's the first. When it happens again, and again, and again-- and it finally occurs to the 1Ps that hey maybe something weird is happening? -- it quits being endearing and starts being frightening. So. Friendship over. Not that it ever truly began. For reasons not even related to the 2P!Takeover, he's just a grumpy old man with trust issues and a lot of self loathing. He didn't trust "Feliciano" when he was too nice, why would he trust him when he's getting a sudden mean streak?

TLDR: They could definitely be chaotic friends. In another universe, that friendship might even have some truth to it. But with the circumstances being what they are (2P!Italy is possessing Feliciano's body to help with a plan that will result in Arthur's eventual "death," and on some level Arthur is aware that something is wrong with "Feliciano,") the fun doesn't last long. A very interesting thought nonetheless, and a little bittersweet. Thank you Anon!

[lady0ctavia]

What They'd Do for a First Date (2p!Axis, 2p!Allies, & 2p!Nordics)

Here are my headcanons on where I think a large chunk of the 2p!Hetalia boys would do for a first date.

2p!Italy: I can see Luciano wanting to do something fancy to impress you. Probably a tour all around the city of Milan, ending with a gondola ride throughout the city, the two of you nestled in the boat, cuddled up together.

2p!Germany: Probably a bar or clubbing. He'd want to do a bunch of shots and then go dancing, partying the night away before taking you back home to his place. Or yours. Whoever has the most sturdy bed out of you two.

2p!Japan: I cannot see him wanting to do anything huge or fancy for a first date, so I feel like Kuro would be content with taking a long walk through the woods where the two of you talk about life, future plans, etc.

2p!Romano: Disney movie marathon with a bunch of fun, Disney-themed snacks. That's it. That's all I got. I headcanon Flavio as a hardcore Disney fan.

2p!Prussia: Gillen would like to take you to a Renaissance fair. He'd ask about the two of you wearing corresponding costumes, with him as a knight and you as a princess. But, you know, no pressure. Though there's a chance he's gonna try to buy you a tiara.

2p!America: I can see Allen taking you to a skatepark. He'd take out a skateboard and show you some cool tricks before offering to teach you. He loves teaching you how to skateboard, especially since it allows him to be so physically close to you, often with his arms around you in some way or another.

2p!England: Alright, a first date with Oliver would end up being one of two things. Either you guys are gonna be making cupcakes together at his place, or you're gonna binge-watch the Great British Baking show. Or both?

2p!France: François is such a homebody. So the first date you two would have would likely be somewhere very quiet, unpopulated, and lowkey. Either a bookstore or just hanging out at his place watching a movie together and making stupid, nonsensical commentary along the way.

2p!Russia: Curiously enough, a museum. I can see Viktor as a very intelligent person, and as such, he'd like to take you to a museum about world history. Not to mention he'd potentially correct an exhibit or two along the way.

2p!China: Zao would take you to his martial arts class, eager to show you some moves, and teach you some as well. Though be warned, he can be a little impulsive and may accidentally hurt himself. Better have that first-aid kit on hand.

2p!Canada: James would be down for either a nature walk or hiking, whichever you prefer. Just understand that if you were to choose hiking, you'd definitely be scoring some points with him here. As you go along he'd point out different birds and wildlife, dropping some pretty interesting trivia along the way.

2p!Denmark: Markell will take you to a bar. He's not one for big, crowded, noisy places. So a quiet bar that people seldom ever come to would be a good choice. He'd like to talk to you face-to-face over a couple of drinks.

2p!Sweden: Ikea. I know it's a joke at this point... But I just... Come on, it's gotta be going around an Ikea together! That or, Bernard will show you his knife collection.

2p!Norway: Loki would like to take you out ice skating, especially if you hardly know how to skate in the first place. He'd like to teach you, mainly because he gets to be very close to you, and while on the ice you'll have to hang onto him.

2p!Finland: Thurston would be literally the same as his 1p! counterpart in this regard. He'll either take you to a heavy metal concert or will take you out sharpshooting. He actually is more into sharpshooting, seeing as he's not the most social of the 2p!'s.

[shini--chan]

Hello! ✨

How would germany, prussia, france, russia and austria (all of them are 1p) deal with a lover who have genophobia? (genophobia is a serious fear of sexual intimacy)

Hello charming stranger

Yandere Hetalia - Genophobia

Trigger warnings: substance abuse, forced therapy, dub-con, non-con, murder, lobotomisation, deliberate triggering of phobias 

Austria

Roderich would be incredulous about it. First, he would doubt your condition, see it just as you dishing up fibs to avoid a normal relationship. There would be snide remarks and very mean teasing. He would calm down over time, at least a bit, and decide to test the waters to see if you're telling the truth. And to determine the severity of your condition, should you turn out to be honest.

There would be hands on your waist, wandering higher or lower than appropriate. A lot of lewd jokes would fall, and when kissing you, he would pull you closer than usual or even light bite your lip. Maybe he'll make you read some raunchy novels, or go as far as to touch you in a sexual manner while you're asleep. 

Once he'd set up the diagnosis, he'll delve straight into giving you treatment. Since he is the man that outright enjoys playing psychiatrist, you'd be subjected to the full program. A pleasant side-effect in his eyes would be that he'd get to know you so well. Furthermore, you'd be indebted to him for curing you. 

That being said, your willingness to engage in therapy, with him no less, wouldn't play a significant role in his mind. The doctor knows what's best, better than the patient does, after all. Although, should conventional methods not work, then he'll gradually become more frustrated. The more frustrated he is, the more unconventional and unorthodox his methods would become. Brainwashing isn't off the table. 

France

Francis would be aghast and irate. What happened to you that you're so scared of baring yourself to another person? Should there be a culprit, then he would tear open their throat and serve their heart to you on a silver platter, quite literally in this case. France would aim on demonstrating his dedication to you through this, that he would avenge you and hunt those that harm you to the ends of the earth. Radical and off putting? He wouldn't see it that way. 

Retributions and crimes of passion aside, he would be frustrated with your genophobia. When it comes to closer interactions, he would live in constant fear of triggering your phobia. That is something that would kill the romance for him, so he would seek ways to alleviate your fears. One of those would include romancing you so thoroughly and hard (love-bombing) that you would forget the past. At least, that would be his idea. Another would be alcohol, another carbon monoxide, and yet another making you watch pornography. 

While he does claim to be a master of romance, he is a bit too bloodthirsty and controlling to really be becoming of that title. He would yearn for the picture perfect romance with you, and your genophobia would throw a spanner in the works. So it would have to be eradicated, even if it would involve vile means. Depending on the time period, it might end up with you being lobotomized. 

Germany

Ludwig would really be a wild card in regards to this. He could be awkward, recognising you as a victim of a heinous crime and handling you as if you're made of glass. At first that is - the sentiment would wear off as time passes. 

In that state, he would be at a loss with what he should do with you. There would be fearful attempts of broaching the subject more in depth, of communicating like healthy couples should. But this isn't a healthy relationship and Ludwig is far too emotionally constipated for something like that. Perhaps the two of you would wind up going in circles around each other. Germany's attempts to help you would be downright insensitive at times, like handing you a dildo and telling you to mastrubate until you are ready for real sex. 

Or, he would go in the opposite way of trying to help you in his considerate, awkward fashion. Then, he would view you as inferior to himself, a lowly creature that has to be hammered into shape. He'd roll his eyes, snap at you to pull yourself together, even make fun of you. In war, it would even be worse than that - coercion and threats and use of force. 

Either way, in most of the cases he would end up being so frustrated and wooden and out of sorts. He would sing your praises to the heavens and condemn you to hell. To relieve some of his frustration, he'd sometimes lock himself in his office with a photo or a personal effect of yours and take care of himself. 

Prussia

Gilbert, being his frugal and monastic self, even to the modern day, wouldn't realise that you have genophobia until far into the relationship. At first, he would be relieved since that wouldn't mean he would have to put out anytime soon. However, as the relationship would progress, he would find himself becoming frisky and mulling over sleeping with you. 

Here it should be remarked that Gilbert is no psychologist and he has little tact or finesse when it comes to human interactions. This would be evident in your relationship as well. Thus, he wouldn't know how to approach the issue at first. His first approaches would be downright hilarious - if it weren't such a serious topic and if he wouldn't be yandere. 

Finally though, he would take a military approach to the matter and gradually acclimate you to being intimate with regular "exercises", where you would both gradually expand your comfort zone. If it would make you comfortable, then he'd give up all control and let you ride him like a warhorse. 

Beware though - if he'd get the feeling that you're being difficult on purpose, to be spiteful or petty or due to whatever reason, then he'll let you feel it. Prussia wouldn't coerce you into sex, however your life would become harsher and harder if you make him endure a Josephite marriage. 

Russia

Oh, when it comes to the grand picture, he would be elated at your fear of intimacy. It would mean that you aren't able to cheat on him, after all. During the beginning of your relationship he would even encourage it, and even try to use it as a springboard to make you isolate yourself even further and rely only on him. Perhaps he'd even orchestrate some incidents to induce social anxiety in you. 

That aside, you having genophobia probably means somebody hurt you in some fashion. It would be a matter that he simply couldn't leave be, and Ivan would take it upon himself to avenge you. Of course, while he would ensure that the news of that bastard's brutal demise reaches your ears, he wouldn't confess to the gruesome deep until much later. You'd have to be firmly bound to him for him to truly be open with you. 

Speaking of that, once your social life consists only of him and the company he approves of, he'd be determined to solve your problems. His approach would be that your phobia is still such a fixture in your life because you haven't found closure yet. New surroundings and a new lifestyle could help with that, or him finally coming clean in lynching the persons who harmed you. 

Though, should his initial hypothesis' bear no fruit, then he'd try more radical methods. In essence he would define the problem as your inability to relax during intimacy and that you would need help in doing so. Alcohol and opioids would be his solution here, maybe hypnosis as well. 

[theunderneath]

Part 1 Hetalia / 2p Hetalia

Yandere 1p and 2p America with a darling that chooses 1p America? (headcanons / EDITED)

2p America and 2p Canada's reaction to their s/o getting badly hurt in a car accident (Headcanon /

2p FACE + 2p Romano react to a s/o who bruise easily (Headcanon /

Yandere Canada that is a Wendigo (One Shot /

Would the 2p's still drug/tie up/lock their darling in the basement if they were in a relationship with them willingly? Could they have a normal relationship even if they are Yandere? (Headcanon /

Yandere 2p Canada/James Williams and his darling fucking up the people who hurt both of them in the past (Headcanon /

2p Allies scared their Darling so bad they punched them (Headcanon /

Yandere 2p Prussia SFW and NSFW headcanons (Headcanon /

Yandere 2p Nordics headcanon (

Yandere 1p Allies in love with a Darling who yandere for someone else (Headcanon /

NSFW headcanons for 2p and 1p Japan (

NSFW headcanons for 1p Russia (

A sociopath darling with Allies (Headcanon /

2p Norway sharing a Darling with 2p Iceland (Headcanon /

NSFW headcanons for 2p Russia and 2p America (Headcanon /

2p Prussia, 1p Canada, 2p Canada, 2p England, and 1p Japan that has a big tiddie goth gf Darling (Headcanon /

1p/2p axis with a cold-hearted/sociopath Darling (Headcanon

Yandere 2p Russia, 2p England, 1p America, and 1p Germany with a darling that rejected their marriage proposal because of superstition (Headcanon /

2p Russia do if his kidnapped Darling one night comes to his room while he was asleep and cuddled to him (Headcanon /

Yandere 2p Italy headcanon (

Yandere 2p Italy's favorite outfits to put a fem Darling in (Headcanon /

The most sexual vanilla p2's (Headcanon /

Yandere 2p Russia and 2p Prussia proposing to their Darling and they turn them down (Headcanon /

Yandere 2p Spain headcanons (

What 5 2ps are most baby-hungry (Headcanon /

What 2ps would want a personal Playboy bunny (headcanon /

2p Italy kink headcanons (

2p Japan with a Darling that gets flustered when he speaks Japanese (headcanon /

2p Axis most taboo kinks (Headcanon /

Part 2

[adelheidsideblog]

Do the 2P Axis act the same with as their 1P’s with high libido lovers or completely differently?

So, admittedly, I don’t know as much about (most) of the 2ps, so bear with me.

Germany:

- Like his 1p, I think sex is his stress relief

- He has more of a sub energy though, but seems like a vers. Ultimately if you’re bossy enough (and let him cum) I think he’ll do whatever you want.

- I could see him being into quickies where his partner gets off but he doesn’t (orgasm denial?)

- He’s also more open to public sex than his counterpart and will get frisky anywhere there isn’t kids around

- Ultimately a good match for someone with a high libido

Veneziano:

- I definitely think he’s similar to his 1p but I don’t see him receiving penetration

- I also see him bottoming less often

- Also is very into public sex but particularly in places he’s likely to get caught at (not church though. He can’t get a boner in such a holy place)

- Will overstimulate his partner to tears

- I actually think he has a lower libido but hates the idea of his partner masturbating without him so he’s more willing to get them off

- Anti-quickie unless he’s drunk

- He likes feeling needed (he would never admit that though)

- Overall I think he would do okay

Japan:

- Definitely has a higher libido than his 1p

- Has slept around a lot because of it

- He’s into edging/denial to make sessions longer

- To a lesser extent is also into overstimulation

- He likes to make you beg for it

- It takes him a long time to cum because of medication he takes

Prussia:

- I actually think he’s a sex repulsed asexual (1p Prussia is not sex repulsed but is on the asexual spectrum)

Romano:

- 2p Romano is very needy and his love language is physical touch, meaning he also has a high libido

- It doesn’t take him long to cum but he can go for multiple rounds

- I don’t see him as a top, or a dom

- For the most part, he lets his partner do whatever they want to him. He doesn’t really care so long as he gets to cum.

- With that being said he’s great at giving head

- Also an exhibitionist. He’s willing to have sex in shockingly public places too (he has had sex in a church)

[1p2p-heta-suggestives]

sorry to add on if youre getting tired of doing these, but i was hoping you could do an nsfw alphabet for 1p prussia? thank you! <3

(It’s totally alright! They do take a little longer than the other asks because there’s so much to write but I really don’t mind answering them :])

A - Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

• It’s not great, he’ll make sure that they’re alright and offer them a drink but he mostly just wants to sleep, that’s it.

B - Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

• He likes his hair, he got kicked about it a lot but he decided that it’s now his favourite part because fuck what everyone else says

• He likes their stomach, he will just rest his head on their stomach because it’s comfy to him

C - Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

• He cums pretty fast, maybe in around 5 minutes, much to his own embarrassment and he really likes to cum inside of people

D - Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

• There’s a lot of images of him online, a LOT, he’s not embarrassed about it but he does try to keep it secret so other people don’t mock him

E - Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

• Raised EXTREMELY religious so he doesn’t actually have that much experience because of it

F - Favorite position (This goes without saying)

• Missionary, partly due to religion and partly just because he likes the way people claw into his back

G - Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? Etc.)

• Hates being serious even in general, so he’s more goofy than serious during sex

H - Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? Etc.)

• Doesn’t really groom himself unless someone tells him to do it. He’s albino so all the hair on his body is the same white colour.

I - Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

• Not intimate unless he’s in a relationship with them and even then it’s not much, it makes him a little awkward

J - Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)

• Doesn’t really jack off that much, he’d rather go find someone than jack off

K - Kink (One or more of their kinks)

• Sadomasochism

• Any kind of power play

• Ropes

L - Location (Favorite places to do the do)

• If it’s a ONS, their place, makes it easy for him to leave and never have to see them again

• If it’s his partner, his room, it’s just where he’s most comfortable

M - Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

• Nothing particularly turns him on, pretty much just happens when it happens

N - No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

• Anything over the phone, he just can’t get off that way, any kind of phone sex or sexting is a hard no from him

O - Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

• Prefers to receive. He’s not that skilled, he does try but it’s very sloppy - some people prefer that though.

P - Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.)

• Prefers something slow and rough, sensual does nothing for him and he’s worried he’ll cum even faster if it’s something fast

Q - Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

• Loves them, worships them, he thinks they’re great, especially when he doesn’t have much time on his hands

R - Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? Etc.)

• Not a big fan of either, he knows what he likes and what he doesn’t, he’s perfectly happy to just stick with that

S - Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

• Despite his big talk, he can’t actually go for that many rounds. He’s old, he’s tired, give him two rounds and he’s done. He’d die if this ever got out.

T - Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

• He got gifted one or two but he never uses them, he just never needed them so he’s more likely to use them on someone else instead

U - Unfair (How much they like to tease)

• He loves to tease, he thinks it’s funny to see people get needy

V - Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

• Only loud if he’s overstimulated, otherwise he’s more verbal than vocal

W - Wild card (A random headcanon for the character)

• In his diaries, he always writes about his sexual experiences, may or may not have a rating system

X - X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

• Smaller than average, around 4 inches, has a single dydoe piercing

Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

• Not as high as he claims, he’s fine with just once a week, if that. He mostly keeps up the charade because of his friends being very sexual.

Z - Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

• Give him like 3 minutes and he’s fast asleep, he’s exhausted, he’s done

[1p2p-heta-imagines]

Tw: mention of csa!!

Hello, could i get a headcanon of how would 1p Germany , Prussia, France, Austria and maybe even Romano comfort their male s/o when they open up about being sa'd as a child? I'm having a really difficult time dealing with this myself...

(Headcanons are under the read more, please be careful when proceeding if mentions of CSA are triggering for you!)

(Also, anon, as one victim/survivor to another, please know you can always message me if you're having a hard time and need someone to talk to)

1p S. Italy is, surprisingly, an excellent listener. He'd listen to whatever they had to say, never rushing them or digging deeper than they want to share. A lot of his affection is physical so he'd likely offer them a hug but completely understands if they don't want one.

1p Germany is horrible at comforting, he's never really sure what to say that could help them but he makes sure to ask them if there's anything they would need him to do (e.g. warning before touching them or avoiding specific triggers).

1p Frace immediately thanks them for feeling like they can trust him with this information and wants to know what he can do to try and make them feel better. He knows nothing he does will completely ease the pain but he tries his best to do whatever he can.

1p Prussia probably ends up immediately crying when he hears what's happened to them. He loves them so much and can't begin to say how devastating that is, he likely just ends up reinstating that it's not their fault and that he's sorry they had to go through that.

1p Austria likely suggests therapy for them if they aren't already going because he knows he can't offer help like a professional can. He has no idea what to say in response, it's never something he's even had pass his mind. He's a little frozen on what to do past that.

[dark-and-kinky-hetalia-scenarios]

Here's a list :D

Wants to be praised:

1p Lithuania, 2p Ancient Rome, 1p Belgium, 1p Finland, 1p Germany, 1p Canada, 2p England, Zil

Wants to give praise:

2p Ukraine, 1p Norway, 2p Denmark, 1p Prussia, 2p England, (1p Russia if with a serious partner)

Also because of reasons Zil has to write on her phone, so if I'm the formatting sucks I'm terribly sorry, but I'll try to write ^^

[hetalia-rarepairweek]

Non rare pairs

Ships including any version (1p, 2p, nyos, ect) of these ships aren't considered rare pairs and cannot be included in your submissions.

Thanks to @hwsrarepairweek2022 for the list.

2024-07-30: New ship list. Based on these criteria: 300+ fics in ao3, 500+ arts in pixiv and if there i a ship week. The reason i choose pixiv is because they give me a number of art contrary to tumblr, instagram or twitter (x).

2024-07-16: starting next year, (2025) nation x real person (historical or not) ships aren't allowed anymore. Nation OCs x Nations are fine. Nation x real person ships won't be reblogged.

If you already created something with a banned ship with the new list for rarepair week 2024, it's ok. you don't need to redo it. you can still submit.

Amecan

AusHun

RusPrus

DenNor

SuFin

PruCan

RoChu

SpAus

HRE / Chibitalia

AsaKiku

SpaMano

Gerita

GerEng

RusAme

NiChu

Franada

Prumano

HongIce

FrUK

SpUK

Amechu

UsUK

Gerpru

Amepan

LietPol

PruHun

PruAus

Prussia/Hungary/Austria

France/Spain/Prussia

Germany/Italy/Japan

France/England/America

[coralcatsea]

Thoughts on Canon Universes: Part 3/5

Nyotalia: I love the concept more than the execution. It's not very consistent. Are they the og character in an AU where they grew up as a different gender? Or are they an entirely separate person? I'm not convinced of either. You have nyo Prussia who absolutely looks like the same person, but then there's nyo England whom I really doubt is how the og England would present as a girl. I really enjoy the idea of Nyotalia, I just reject or tweak some of the designs.

Cardverse: The designs are great and there's plenty of potential here, though I do feel like a lot of people shaft other AUs in favour of this one and it gets to be a bit overdone with a lot of the same stories told. There are still some pretty creative, unique takes, though!

2ptalia: Pretty fun designs. By themselves, I'm not that interested, but it's interesting to think of how some of them might interact with the 1ps. I think they work well when combined with fanon AUs along the lines of Coraline or Into the Looking Glass.

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[ask2ps]

poll for fun:

which 2p nation should possess their 1p counterpart next? (after italy who goes in first as a spy, and america who goes second)

consider the following

Who will notice? Who is closest to this nation?

Why will they notice? How does their 2P differ?

What is going to cause the most suffering? (For both sides.)