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HEY, BITCHES, LISTEN TO ME IF YOU’RE IN THE FUCKING MARKET FOR MAKING NSFW ASMR OR CONTENT ON YOUTUBE.
EITHER A), DON’T, AND MAKE A PATREON OR ONLYFANS AND DO IT THERE
OR B), AGE RESTRICT YOUR FUCKING SHIT.
I KNOW DOING THIS IN ALL CAPS MAKES ME SEEM EXTRAORDINARILY UNPROFESSIONAL BUT THIS IS A TOPIC IM VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT SO SIT YOUR FAT ASSES DOWN AND LISTEN FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE YOU FREAKY BUFFOONS
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THERE ARE MINORITIES ON YOUTUBE, RIGHT? YOU MAY THINK, “THEY CAN KNOW NOT TO CLICK ON THE VIDEO!” WELL, MAYBE SO, BUT CONSIDER THAT IF YOU HAVE AN ELEVEN OR TEN YEAR OLD THAT DOESN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK THE TITLE MEANS AND CLICKS ON IT OUT OF CURIOSITY, THEN WHATRE YOU GOING TO HAVE?
ITS THE FACT OF THE MATTER THAT YOU SHOULD WANT TO AGE RESTRICT YOUR SHIT. YOU WANT TO ENSURE THAT YOU REACH YOUR TARGET AUDIENCE AND NOT MINORITIES. EVEN IF YOU SAY 18+ IN THE TITLE, THATS NOT GOING TO CUT IT, ‘CAUSE THEY CAN STILL WATCH IT.
AGE RESTRICT YOUR SHIT. PLEASE. THIS IS COMING FROM A MINOR THAT DOESNT WANT TO SEE IT. WHETHER THE VIDEOS ARE LONG FORM OR SHORTS. BUT IF YOURE INTRIGUED IN MAKING THOSE KINDS OF CONTENT, YOU SHOULD REALLY GO IN THE WAY OF A PATREON. PLEASE. I BEG.
#dude please do this#like please i beg#PLEASE#normalize making your shit safe from minors#you say minors fuck off but you know they arent going to fuck off asshole#if you dont want minors to see your shit then be the fucking adult and fucking age restrict it like youre fucking supposed to#im lenient on fic writers though#on tumblr you can block them but at the same time you dont always know if the reader is a minor#and on stuff like ao3 or wattpad i dont think that theres any actual age restriction policies or programs#so i do understand the fic writer standpoint#the 18+ is the best you CAN do in that situation#and there is a point where it does fall on the minor#like if a fic is clearly a minor dni or if a book is clearly filled with mature themes#then yet they decide to read it or buy it anyway#then yeah that is on them#but for video creators there is a point of it being the minors fault too#if its an older minor at least#but still you shouldve age restricted it like you were supposed to in the first place
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#stopped carrying my id during the day so i drink/smoke less unfortunate sideeffect however is this fuckass country's age restricted redbulls#challenge 25 and all ik theyre just doing their jobs and thats fine but like . u and i damn well know im over 16 😭#also i think challenge 25 is just for 18+ things?
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I justsst wanted to buy a pack of disposable razors please JGDJFJ
#I was. refused service. girl I’m 22 why#like. I understand HAVING to ID people- you don���t wanna be selling stuff to kids#however comma. I don’t know how I still apparently look younger than 18#or fucking 16 according to some because some of the stuff I wanna buy is 16+ age restricted#also apparently my ID is expired lol#but I also- in that. thought that in itself my prove my adultness because it only expires. when you hit 18.#or 21 in my case because it got renewed a while ago#and it SAYS my birthday on it#I was born in 2002. it’s 2024 do the math!!!!#I’m not mad or anything just a little frustrated#also I DO think it’s kinda funny#what 16yr old Looks Like Me. they do not.#send help they’re gonna forcibly drag me back into high school
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FIENDSHIP IS MAGIC
(Part 62 of ?)
18+ readers only (sex scenes)
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FIENDSHIP IS MAGIC
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Making Fiends and Influencing Ponies
An Anthro *Tail* of the Mane Six
Part 62 of ? (Work in Progress)
by
De Writer
67461 words (story in progress)
© 2022 by Glen Ten-Eyck
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The next morning found a huge flurry of activity in the Palace of Friendship! The stage doors were open and the several hundred mares going in were a parade of pony pulchritude!
Red was giggling to a friend, “I always dreamed of opening in the Palace, but somehow I never even guessed that I would be doing strips on the main stage!”
“I know what you mean, Red! I lucked out and got in on the side stages Saddle Arabian strips! Kin is going to be giving me the intro this morning!”
“I got mine last night! It is absolutely amazing! When she is done you don't feel any different at all, until the music starts! It's sort of like remembering but you are remembering something that you never knew before! After that, it is just the most natural thing in the world!”
Another one was shaking her head in wonder, “When Ohula and I suggested this thing to Pinkie, we never dreamed that she would pull together something like this! We had in mind maybe the dancers from two or three clubs getting together for a big several hour strip show for the benefit. Now, WOW! And all five club owners are behind this a hundred percent!”
With every mare inside and the doors shut, Pinkie got up on stage and announced, “OK, my mares! This show will open the day after tomorrow! Foamy and Clarice have been teaching you all your parts! Now we get to see and be a part of the first full undress rehearsal!
“We don't really know how long we will be running. We have permission to keep the show going until we stop getting paying customers. Frankly, I hope that it is a LONG run!
“The Gryphon Empire have been our allies in FIVE wars! When we have had disasters, like the Southern Bay Hurricane, they were flying in aid as fast as we were. They have been that rare thing among nations, real, solid friends, always there when we needed them. We have helped them a time or two in the past as well.
“Now, they really need us to be there for them! This earthquake was not some minor temblor. They only have two working Aeries of Healing left and both of them are damaged. We opened an emergency trauma hospital for them, as you have surely heard. It is far worse than just that.
“The Gryphons liked to build on hill and mountain sides. They lost almost seventy percent of their aerie homes and lots of their farms even.
“They need every copper bit that we can raise to help them rebuild.”
She stopped to sniffle, “They have not found any more survivors since three days ago and have stopped searching for them.
“Kin, Rarity, would you come up here please? So that these great dancers can see the amazing mares who have done so much!”
Kin came up to the stage and stood beside Pinkie. Rarity joined her.
Pinkie told the crowd, “Rarity and Kin have done the costumes for this event! They refused to charge a single copper bit for any of their work or materials, and some of the cloths used were not cheap!
“Besides this, Kin is the one who has been doing surgeries on injured Gryphons alongside our wonderful Princess Luna! Between them, they have done over a hundred patients so far. This afternoon, the trains will be bringing us the last three hundred and forty six earthquake victims. Kin is gonna be a busy pony.
“But not before she takes all of those who are going to be doing the side stage Saddle Arabian dance strips and sorta builds that into you.
“I've said enough, I hope. Saddle Arabian learners go over to the right side stage so that Kin can do her thing for you!
“Let's get this party hoppin'!”
Among those joining Kin at the right side stage, were AJ, Rarity, and the DJ, Vinyl Scratch. Vinyl explained, “Kin and I spent part of this morning digging up good music for you guys! Adding to the fun, our Princess Twilight has put a sound containing spell around the audience area of each side stage. The main stage gets a totally different sound and I get to manage BOTH at once!”
That drew giggles from everypony there!
Rarity explained, “Minty and I will be sewing up these new Saddle Arabian dance outfits as soon as we get free here. We will have the lot of them ready by this afternoon, in time for the second rehearsal.”
One of the mares awaiting her turn to get the Saddle Arabian dance “treatment” pointed out into the shadows of the back audience area. “Um, don't want to stir things up, but somepony is out there in the shadows, watching.”
Kin looked up, “Oh, we know. Don't mind them, it is just Princess Twilight, Princess Luna, Princess Celestia and the Gryphon Ambassador. They want to watch the dress rehearsals. That's all.”
Out at the main stage, Foamy and Clarice were explaining, “The dances will be just like our practices, for this first run, the back curtain is open so that we can see if the stage hands are having any problems with the sets. We start with closed front curtain, our lead dancer comes through to begin the piece, curtain opens and the chorus dancers begin, following the lead!”
Pointing to Vinyl, they exclaimed, “Intro first, and follow with Hall of the Shetland King! Hit it, Vinyl!”
The music began and the lead dancer came through the curtain, into the spotlight to begin. She danced for only a few moments before the curtain lifted to reveal five other dancers following her movements. Shortly she peeled away part of her top. The others followed. The strip was going in a fairly “normal” way. Top, then skirt fronts, so that what was left became a train, showcasing their tails!
The costumes had deeply cut bare backs and now were low cut in front to showcase the dancer's fine boobs! After several slow coordinated turns to show low cut bare backs and equally low cut bare fronts, they had formed a V shape when the lead dancer's wings seemed to appear from nowhere! The two dancers directly back of her turned one left and one right, wings seeming to simply appear as they turned! The back row of three turned and revealed wings as well!
The set had been moved in without seeming problems while the intro dance was happening. The dancers separated into two rows, framing the set. Their wings facing the audience, were lifted high, the far wings pointing towards the set as the music transitioned to the classic Hall of the Shetland King!
TO BE CONTINUED
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birthday
#i am now 18 years old#which means i can finally watch that age-restricted garanikor video#...#ok nevermind it says i still can't watch it
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every time i hear about how art tiktok is toxic and riddled with children it makes me want to make an account less and less... but it feels like its such a vital platform for artist exposure rn. what do people even do on it? 🤔
#what would -i- even post on it? hmmm#ramble tag#idk if whatever id make would have an audience but it wont hurt to try i guess...#does tt even have an age restriction? it feels irresponsible for me to be posting art linking back to my 18+ other socials#on a platform with so many kids ~_~#maybe ill just use it for shitposts
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I feel the incessant need to put into my bio “my main F/O is an adult! He is an adult in his debut game! He is early to mid twenties but the end!” because of the fact D//GR has a lot of that “high school” trope stuff — though the game starts with them in a high school but obviously there’s the whole two years of missing memories stuff.
#// Byakuya in particular drops the line ‘the adults are talking’ (in reference to himself main). Though it may be an insulting phrase —#I don’t think he’d simply say that IF HE WASNT 💀💀#I mean all T//HH AND SD//R2 characters are confirmed adults — especially with the um… bunny figurines.#(as he thinks he is 18 — the two years of missing memories means he is 20 by the first game)#I’m also 100% sure the class is made up over numerous age groups though. and isn’t purely restricted to there ‘year lebel’#*level#but that’s another rant for another day — but Bya just fits the older half#plus he acts like an old man he may as well be one 😩🫶 ‘oh#*LH#I am wishing old man on him JUST FOR THE GREY STREAKS IM INSANE#actually this is all practically confirmed by Yas//uhiro but I should brush up on his lines to know for sure#(regarding his age and exactly how much older he is)#also it just makes more sense with the brainwashing thing#(explain later)
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living with my mom is literally like 1984
#she puts restrictions on my phone to protect me from anything deemed “too inappropriate” for my age#and she like has time restrictions for 10:30 til 8am#and also also she wont let me have anything other than tumblr and pinterest until im 18 because its her phone plan#im fifteen. why.#⛄️
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ACTUALLY FUCK OFF ITS 18+ ONLY
#txt#not like i ever would have been able to go#but still#I HATE AGE RESTRICTIONS. 17 IS BASICALLY 18 INCLUDE ME RIGHF FUCKING NOW
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i can’t find the damn post, so I’ll make a new one:
hey, are you older than 18 and totally normal about NATM? do you want to gush about your favorite tiny ship? do you just want to rant about historical accuracy? come join our discord server! we do all these things and more
#Anna if you see this no you didn’t#anyway#it’s 18+ because there’s channels for sharing age-restricted works#but those channels are opt-in only! so don’t feel bad if that ain’t your thing#it’s also restricted bc we’re not always comfortable talking to minors about Certain Things and this fandom skews young#natm#discord#night at the museum
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made a cohost! site seems super cool and i may post my art there if it's got the same post mechanics as twitter, you can follow me @/benreilly (but i may change my handle soon)
#ill still mostly be here i just need a chill platform i can post my art (sfw and otherwise) on that isn't choking and dying#and speaking of 'otherwise' THE PLATFORM ALLOWS and they can set your page to an 18+ age restriction which is SO nice
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to this day I cannot believe I got all 9s in my gcses I may never stop talking about it
#wanted to watch Kendall roy once said on yt -> age restricted -> had tp verify my age and since I'm actually 18 now I did it officially ->#had to get my passport -> in the same box as all of my important documents and other stuff -> found the gold my mum left me ->#spent ages trying it on and sorting it out -> had various mental breakdowns -> also found my gcse certificates
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FIENDSHIP IS MAGIC
(Part 58 of ?)
18+ readers only (sex scenes)
Return to the Master Story Index
Return to MLP Fan Fiction
FIENDSHIP IS MAGIC
or
Making Fiends and Influencing Ponies
An Anthro *Tail* of the Mane Six
Part 58 of ? (Work in Progress)
by
De Writer
63566 words (story in progress)
© 2022 by Glen Ten-Eyck
All rights reserved. This document may not be copied or distributed on or to any medium or placed in any mass storage system except by the express written consent of the author.
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Copyright fair use rules for Tumblr users
This story is age restricted to 18+
years or older!
Users of Tumblr.com are specifically granted the following rights. They may reblog the story provided that all author and copyright information remains intact. They may use the characters or original characters in my settings for fan fiction, fan art works, cosplay, or fan musical compositions.
All sorts of fan art, cosplay, music or fiction is actively encouraged.
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New to the story? Read from the start HERE
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Rarity stepped up and joined Pinkie. “That sounds utterly delightful, my sweet Kin. Do include me as well. I have heard that Saddle Arabian dances do more than just tease.” She paused for effect before adding, “They are great exercise too!”
Both Kin and Pinkie giggled at her jest. Kin though did nod, “In fact, that is exactly right, if humorously put, Love. Shall we adorn ourselves in your lovely costumes?”
Pinkie slid into her wide satin dancing belt ornamented with rich gold looking fringe trims and row after row of light gold or silver colored coins. The others were getting into theirs as well, filling the room with a light chiming and tinkling from the many “coins.”
Kin and Pinkie were taken by surprise by a part of the costumes that had been concealed under the wide belts. Black lace topped fine fishnet hose! As Rarity was unrolling and pulling hers to fit snugly, with seams straight up the backs of her shapely legs, she informed the others, “I know that these aren't traditional at all, but I really was not thinking about the costumes being used for actual dancing! That's why we have garters for these hose and no panties at all!”
By the time that she had finished, Pinkie had hers on, the garters fastened neatly and was fitting her hooves into soft dancing slippers. Lastly, she had taken her dancing bra that was of matching satin and ornimented the same as her belt. That left a skirt made of colorfully dyed sheer gauze in two panels, both reaching from the belt to mid calf.
A quiet realization dawned as she examined the panels. “These tiny weights go to the bottom? How does it fasten? Oh, I see. These are meant to come off, aren't they?”
Kin nodded seriously, “Correct, Pinkie. While they are on, the weights will help the skirts to have the proper sway and swirl, while showing off lots of leg between the front and back panels. Later, we remove them one at a time for some seriously great looking veil work. You will see when I have given you the dance's reflexes and moves.”
Pinkie nodded, “I sort of know what you mean, my mare. I have seen a few demonstrations of Saddle Arabian dance. Rare made these outfits for more fun than just dancing!”
Her busy fingers twiddled with her bra's left shoulder strap. Most of the cup came away in her hand, leaving only a shelf under the now nearly bare pink boob. Her nipple stood out proud.
Without batting an eyelash, Kin gave a lewd look as she snickered, Saddle Arabian dance is not a strip tease! No reason at all that it can't become one though!”
Pinkie nodded thoughtfully as she re attached the bra cup, “We don't have a Saddle Arabian number in the big strip show. We ought to get Foamy and Clarice to look things over. It could be a fun thing to have in the show.”
Kin nodded briskly, “It really could but first you should learn to dance this way, so that we can show them. OK?”
Pinkie, snuggled up close simply nodded. Kin began what looked almost like a massage starting at the back of her head and working gently down her spine to the middle of her back.
Letting Pinkie go, she told her, “There, you are all done. You will still need to learn how to use those things that I have given you, but which you cannot feel yet. Wait for the music, then you will understand.”
Holding her arms out to Rarity, Kin invited, “Your turn now, my Sweet Love.”
Rarity snuggled close in her arms, enjoying the simple pleasure of contact with her. Kin repeated the same gentle, almost fondling dance of her hand from the back of her love's head, down to her mid back.
Releasing her, she told them, “Pinkie, put away that mirror! Now, finger cymbals (these are called zills, by the way) at the ready, pose like this for your starting position!”
As she was stretching into position, a look of comprehension drifted across her face. “Oh, so that's how it goes! Uh, Kin, I was inviting Foamy and Clarice to come and watch. They've never done choreography for Saddle Arabian dances and really want to see it!”
Kin nodded, “I'll let them in when they get here, Pinkie. Now, music!”
A pattering drum line began, with a flute joining in over the rhythm! All three mares began to sway in time, their zills clattering in unison with the music. The others were watching in awe. Kin's smoothly practiced hip lifts while holding her upper torso near perfectly still as she turned about were nearly entrancing. And this, they knew was barely the beginning!
Both Rarity and Pinkie, still keeping up the rhythm of their zills almost instinctively, began to get the hang of starting the back sway that the hip lift forced to happen from the bottom of their ribs instead of using the whole torso.
With looks of delight, both students got it at almost the same moment! Their movements became suddenly fluid in a way that they never had before! Pinkie began to work in moving her now vertical upper torso from side to side as she danced around in slow turn.
Rarity thoughtfully lowered her upper arms to nearly horizontal and, using only her shoulders, still maintaining that vertical rib cage, doing shoulder lifts, counter to her hip lifts!
Pinkie saw what she was doing as she turned to face Rarity and laughed with joy as she began working her shoulders too!
They both saw their mentor smiling with pleasure at the progress of her pupils. They then noticed that her tail was not a simple flag behind her, wagging to her hip movements! She was managing to keep it from side to side movement at all as it swished almost perfectly up and down! As soon as she was sure that her students were following her tail's movement, she added a side to side flair that resulted in her tail becoming a flowing circle, moving counter to the motion of her hips!
As fast as her eager students absorbed the movement, she smoothly converted it to a side to side swish. She began using the short time that she was on a hoof or the other during the hip lifts, to begin a spin that brought her skirts out in a flair about her! Kin spun about, not pausing any of her dance, shoulders, back, hips or tail! Her legs that had been flashing and showing briefly earlier were now on full active and sensual display!
The others after only a few tries got the moves down pat!
Kin slowed to a hip wriggling, belly rolling stop, facing them as she began to first, twitch slowly and then faster, make her tits shimmy side to side, while back to the basic hip lifting but accompanied by her tail swirling about first into a circle and then flowing smoothly into figure eight!
Just as the others got the whole set of moves flowing smoothly and, admittedly erotically, there came a tap at the door. Kin used her magic to open it without stopping the music or the whole dance!
It was not the expected Foamy and Clarice. It was a drop jawed AJ! She made a production of shutting the door before speaking, “Durn! Can't turn my back on you guys for a minute! What you doin' there sure look like fun! Wish that I knowed how to wiggle like that there!”
Kin had allowed the music to stop. “Come on in, AJ! Watch out what you wish for around here! That could easily happen! Neither of these lovely mares knew a single step of Saddle Arabian dance less than an hour ago!”
Adding a happy grin, she went on, “I see that you are wearing some of those fun “play clothes” that we made you!”
“Ah has. You give me this here sexy bod and them fun clothes. Added what Pinks there done mention about just walkin about making stallion balls blast, Ah had to try it!” She snickerd, cheeks blushing some behind her freckles. “She was right, sort of. Wasn't just stallions, neither. Three mares done propositioned me. I could'ave made three hundred bits!”
“That's neat, AJ, but why come here?”
“Ah wanted to thank you fer it all. Ah done discovered two things just lately. First, Ah likes Mares a whole lot, but second, Ah likes bein' the center of attention too. That there shy was 'cause cause Ah didn't think Ah was really purty.
“Was you serious about showin me how ta dance like that? Yeh, Ah really would like ta be able ta do that. Watched through the window a little 'fore Ah knocked. Ah sorta 'spected something like that from you, Kin, bein' who you are, but Rare an Pinks? That blowed me away!”
Rarity clattered her zills for attention and pointed to the work table. “You want to learn, AJ? Got you a costume right there. Let Kin do her thing to help you learn the reflexes and how some moves work. The dance will grow on you like you are remembering it. It's amazing, really.”
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I was told to spread the thing, so I'm spreading.
#asexual#ace#aro#aromantic#greysexual#greyromantic#ace spectrum#I was aroace before 18 even if I didn't know#Identity doesn't have an age restriction
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anyone: Under 18 DNI
Me, 20 years old: oh no the creator doesn't want me here :(
#textpost#silly#rae rambles#i'm over 18 and have been for a while but every time I see a “under 18 DNI” or an age restriction#i feel as though i have trespassed.
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Hopefully not too off topic, but here are some ways to find older people to talk to in real life! (Who aren't related to you)
1. Go to a church. The most chill church you can find within a reasonable distance- check their website and nope out if you see any homophobia. If they have pride flags you're safe. I personally go to a unitarian universalist church and love it there, but where you go is up to you. Most churches love seeing young people getting involved and Everyone will want to talk to you!
2. Yarn store. This one is kinda specific but it's how I befriended all the yarn ladies when I was living in a tiny college town! Just show up and talk to the older women knitting in a corner or arguing about yarn. Or better yet, see if they have any events happening where you can meet people! This would probably also work with any kind of craft store.
3. Go to a convention. Pick your favorite fandom, look up if there are any cons for it in your area, and show up! This one is more high-effort and high-cost, but I've had some of the most memorable interactions of my life playing board games with strangers at science fiction conventions. The nice thing about cons is that the usual social rules of engagement get thrown out the window, so you can just go talk to strangers with absolutely zero preamble! You're all there for the same reason, after all
You can probably derive a bunch of similar ideas from these examples, but these are the ones I have personal experience with! I hope this helps someone <3
ok i finally understand where gen z gays on tumblr are getting insane ideas like "marriage equality was a waste of time and only of interest to rich white cis gays who wanted respectability" and "bob iger is pro-gay". it was fucking james somerton this whole time. "american GIs joined the european front purely out of envy for nazi bodybuilding" <<<< actual thing he said seriously in a video. and people were just like "yup sounds good" ?????
#geek speaks#im 19 btw#and let me tell you yarn ladies in their 40s and 50s and 60s are amazing#they would stop at nothing to keep the college kids coming to their weekly craft night#and they helped me learn the area when i didnt know anyone else in that state besides other 18 year olds#so go talk to old ladies! and old men! have fun!#other ideas just rapidfire:#do volunteering#library book club#do a class that doesnt have age restrictions#(i met a good friend that way in my ice skating class! shes like 25 years older than me)
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