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[f1nns1deblog]

"people keep calling me short so here’s proof I’m tall.

ignore the rope"

(this pic is a cropped version of #3 from the 6/23/23 battlepass post)

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

Imagine the red hair pirates helping you with your depression

Unfortunately, it's that time of year when seasonal depression, and regular depression team up and beat my ass. So new content will come slower than usual, and I'm sorry about that, but appreciate your patience and understanding.

Shanks: *enters your room* are you gonna get up anytime soon.

You: *in a cocoon of blankets* I don't want to.

Shanks: *stares at you for a minute* are you okay?

You: no

Shanks: should I get Hongo?

You: there's nothing he can do for me.

Shanks: *thinks back to Roger's illness* ... What sort of illness do you have exactly?

You: depression,

Shanks: oh... Well staying in bed isn't going to help

You: I don't have the energy to get out of bed

Shanks: then let me do it for you, *scoops up your cocoon and carries you outside* sun light ought to do you a lotta good.

Hongo: what's going on?

Shank: they're depressed.

Hongo: oh, I have just the thing for that *goes into his office*

Benn: hmm, I suffered from depression as a young man.

You: back in the Stone Age?

Benn: *playfully rolls his eyes* yes, back in the Stone Age. My life kind of fell apart because I couldn't care for myself. I could not wash my clothes, or bath, or brush my teeth.

Shanks: that explains the state of their room then.

Benn: elaborate

Shanks: their laundry bin was overflowing, trash on the floor, and the whole room was dark and smelt bad.

Benn: ... Cleaning it would probably help them recover.

Shanks: would you go evaluate the room and see what needs to be done.

Benn: we're probably gonna have to clean it top to bottom, I will go get some volunteers.

Hongo: *comes back* no I need you to eat these supplements, and this mushroom.

Benn: how come they get to have some of your hallucinogens.

Hongo: multiple studies have shown they're very effective at treating depression long term and because they're mine, and I get to decide who to give them to.

Shanks: *pulls open your cocoon, and hands you a cup of water.*

While you are tripping

The crew: * cleans your room, does your laundry, and puts said laundry away*

Hongo: I think the main cause is seasonal depression, they were fine a month ago when the light was at its fullest.

Shanks: hmm, would installing another window in their room help?

Hongo: probably.

Shanks: okay, while the shipwright does that, (y/n) can stay in my room.

Benn: you just wanna fuck them.

Shanks: A few orgasms would probably do them some good. Plus I can help them better if they're close to me.

Hongo: he's right, but you need to make sure you're not taking advantage of them.

Lucky Roux: we also need to make sure they're eating, I noticed a while ago that they're only having one meal a day.

You: eating is inconvenient, and having a corporeal body is like being stuck with a pet you don't want.

Shanks: *pulls your head into his lap and strokes your hair and shushes you* sh sh sh, I know darling, I know.

Hongo: we should also make sure they exercise more, in fact we all should.

Benn: we can take up daily training practice.

Shanks: totally

You: I dun wanna

Benn: well I expect you to at least try it out for a week, if it doesn't help then you can quit.

You: really?

Benn: no

You: aww

Benn: we'll find a nice activity you like, or don't mind.

You: ugh fine

Shanks: thank you

You: ... You have pretty eyes, kinda like storm clouds

Shanks: we should get you high more often.

You: do we have any music snails?

Shanks: *pulls out his collection of Uta's music* Yes we do.

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[sterf17]

Happy Ides of March!! Try not to get stabbed!

[kyouka-supremacy]

Eating mandarins and they're so good, no wonder Akutagawa is so miserable all the time

[nyanaknifegal]

A Date to Remember <3

[moonysfavoritetoast]

how many tags can i have

[jtl-fics]

You said not go crazy, so I‘m going to restrain myself. But I will still request new kings au

WIP Wednesday - 11/29/23 (Closed) | New Kings AU

"Shut up." Andrew growls because Kevin doesn't know what Neil went through. Kevin remembers Neil when they went to convince him to join the foxes but he doesn't remember like how Andrew remembers.

He's sure in Kevin's mind's eye he sees Neil just with brown hair and eyes and a face clear of the scars that Lola put there.

Andrew still remembers the pipe dream that refused to poof into smoke when he smacked him with an Exy Racquet. Still remembers how thin Neil had been. How dark the bags under his eyes had been. How ratty his clothes were.

Andrew remembers and packs thick socks.

[hearts4pearlescentmoon]

WELCOME EVERYBODY TO LIFE IN THE WORLD TO COME

I drew some shit

Close ups under cut

Find book:

Life in the world pt 2:

Chris dunne won’t go to therapy:

Stuffed and wet Santa ft the sun:

Jordan Peterson won’t go to therapy:

(Is climate spelt wrong, yes. Do I care to fix it, no)

and saving the best for last

the eulogy of Bobby sugar bones:

Sleep well my boy

[jokeanddaggerdept]

[bugmistake]

sometimes its so crazy to realize that there's actually a lot of things i like. that i thought i didn't like because i was a depressed teenager. i love being outside! i love swimming! i love talking to people! even strangers sometimes! i love getting dressed in fun outfits and doing makeup! i love reading and going to art museums! i just thought i was doomed forever to a life of complete and total apathy and void! and now look at me! still a little shaky but i'm doing it!!!!!

[secrettreestuffidk]

you ever think about how pretty much the only reason we use base10 is because we have 10 fingers and if everyone had 6 fingers on each hand we'd use base12 and never even think a thing of it and also math would be pretty much better in every way?

[yakultii]

ever since I was little I never gave a fuck if anyone else liked me, I just wanted to like me and eventually I did for a little while but then I forgot how

[dlstmxkakwldrlarchive]

do u kno where to watch hello onew i will take unsubbed ver too 😭

ep 1 (with subs) other link if that doesn't work ep 2+3 (with subs) 🫡

[is-hinata-good-today]

november 15th, 2023

fun fact! did you know that hinata is the most incredible, amazing, and perfect he’s ever been today??

[ask-karlachbear]

Rp prompt (11/15/23)

"Who decided that they had to do this stealthy" Karlach complained through the tadpole link as she tried her best to be silent, and not loose tav.

Suddenly the creaks of a door alerted that someone was about to see them. That's how you ended up there, hiding in a storage-room with a broom poking in tav's back and a sneezing Karlach.

Whatever it was that prompted karlach to pick them up and run, she had to hope it was dangerous, cause Tav was never going to let her live it down.

[morgan-n-cheese-91]

My mom got me a lego star wars advent calendar and it's now staring at me bc I won't let me start it until saturday