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Happy birthday, Michael Jones🥳🥳🥳
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100% Eat is terrible for a morning commute. I was nearly cry-laughing driving on the freeway imagining Eric as the "mom I throw'd up" meme telling his tiny wife that the dog made him come downstairs
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“Her green eyes pierced through him like a bullet…. No, she can’t be here--” Chapter 1 ; Penitence : Hidden Hands by @north-noire
#I absolutely could not do this scene justice and I made up the background for the purpose of composition and atmosphere but#this scene hit hard something about the description and mood#I hope it somewhat gets the tone right ^^’#eating so well on the first chapter <33#normal about HH#(there is 100 percent chance I will do art for HH writing again)#art#fnaf#fnaf au#five nights at freddy's#charlotte emily#charlie emily#hidden hands au#hidden hands au fanart#Congrats again on ch1 north ^^
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imagine you were born hungry. imagine you were born with a hole in your gut that can never be filled, that is always writhing.
you are a mirror. you were born a mirror, surrounded by mirrors. the first thing you ever know is that you are not human. the second thing is that you are not him. you are a reflection, with his face and his voice and the people who loved him. you can mimic him, pretend so well that you are not anything else, but you cannot escape the aching hunger in your stomach, in your mouth.
he cared for the other one, the you-but-not-you. you hear that you died in his arms once. you don't know how to feel about that; you don't know him, don't care (because you're not him even though you want).
nevertheless, you are drawn to him. maybe it's the way he looks at you, guilty and frustrated and awe-struck all at once, a complicated mixture of feelings that has you shying away and inching closer, bit by bit. you decide you like the way he looks when he's happy, though you'd never say it to his face.
that's probably why you don't say anything, when the world twists, soft graphite and watercolors. because you like seeing him happy.
this world is good enough. it doesn't matter if it isn't real, it can be good enough. you can be alive. he can love you like he loved him be happier here, without the pressure, without the fear. isn't that good? why can't it be good enough for him?
you know you don't matter to him, not like the real you. you know that when he looks at your face, all he sees is the other one. he doesn't understand. it's not fair. it's not fair. you want something for yourself for once.
he says he'd die, if that's what you wanted. standing on the precipice. his heels slip over the edge, hanging in space. you want. you do not want. you want, but not like this. you imagine his body below the city lights, arranged like he's sleeping, a halo of red seeping into his hair. you wonder what forever looks like with him, what it might look like without him. he would die for you. you have never been so afraid of that.
he pulls you over the edge, hands entangled.
you are the only one who can stop this. you are the only one who can save him.
(part of you doesn't want to. part of you is selfish, and aching, and hungry.)
(what would he have done?)
you catch him. save his life. it feels like the worst thing in the world. you hate yourself, just a little bit, for not wanting it. the hunger coils in your stomach.
you leave for a while (because of the severance). you don't want to talk about it. the far shore has waves that beat endlessly against the sand, and you fell apart and shivered back together- and you don't want to talk about it.
you tell him to take you somewhere. anywhere. somewhere nice.
(a nice place to die, you think. you're too much of a coward, too much of a monster, to say it.)
it's beautiful, and he's smiling, and there's a gaping emptiness in your gut. you feel yourself shaking apart, skin to bones.
you tell him you are hungry, the words ripped from your throat like the awful truth they are. and he just looks at you, the way he always does.
and then he kills for you. not human, not yet (you wonder if he would), but it still screams as it dies.
he holds the heart in his hands. you are hungry. from here, it just looks like meat. it drips, plip-plop-plip, black blood splatting on tile. you are hungry. he offers it to you.
(despite everything, you sort of want to be human. despite everything, you sort of want to be dead.)
you close your teeth around his fingers instead. like a feral dog. like somebody who is not (has never been) human. his blood is red, and you are terribly, painfully hungry.
you tell him you are a lost cause, a monster with a pretty face and nothing behind it. that he should give up, should leave you alone, should let you die (should kill you himself, really).
he cries, salty and miserable, shoulders shaking. he cries. for you. because of you. all you can do is stare.
the heart drips on the floor between you. you are hungry.
(he does not look like an angel, or an icarus, or a savior. he looks like a fourteen year old boy in love with a monster.)
you have always been selfish.
you have always been hungry.
#mitsukou#jshk#tbhk#doing a reread and i forgot how mentally ill they are abt each other#i get it though#if i was fourteen and madly in love with my (dead) boy best friend#and he told me he was gonna die (again) if he didn't eat somebody#i'd let him cannibalize#luckily i'm aroace so we don't have to worry about that#uhhh tws#tw gore#i suppose?#tw cannibalism#(implied)#this probably isn't 100 percent accurate#i haven't even gotten to the picture perfect arc in my reread so i'm basing this off of memory#sorry to my followers my for my sudden jshk obsession#but actually not sorry whatsoever
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What I wouldn’t give to have Rick write a book on how Sally met Poseidon I need it so bad 😔
#sally jackson would make hella bank on just writing books abt their relationship tbh#booktok would eat that shit up I know it#idk the way Poseidon describes her in lightning thief man 😔#the show made me love their relationship even more#I’m 100 percent a sally jackson enjoyer#kinda bc she reminded me of my own mom as a kid lol#pjo
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Well I guess even though my body has adapted to tolerating some small amount of exercise without feeling like garbage the next day, it has NOT adapted to getting overheated. Braved the heat yesterday. Came home, had a horrible migraine that took 2 doses of triptans to knock out, and even then it was so bad that once I was able to fall asleep I simply kept sleeping rather than get up and eat dinner. Woke this morning with my arms and legs incredibly weak and shaky like I had the flu, and I’ve had 3 episodes of near-syncope today.
#I’m mostly writing this down because I am debating whether I should go to mass later#or if this is a fair reason to miss it#and writing it out forces me to confront exactly what I’m experiencing#I think right now I’m still on the fence because I do feel a bit better after eating some food#but still very much not back to 100 percent#and there is a lot of sit-stand-kneeling which could in theory be bad with the orthostatic stuff#(for me it’s mostly when I stand up after lying down or reclining not just sitting)#(but also also I was literally too tired to sit up and play stardew earlier)#(and I’m iffy on whether I’m up to do it now / in a short while)#(so maybe that’s another tick in the no Mass column)
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So school teachers are expected to supply their own classrooms with their own money, but the richest man in the world needs you to give him $8 a month so his website doesn't come apart at the seams. Even though he could fix the problem for approximately
.4% of his net worth
#elon twitter#twitter#elon musk#eat the rich#and yes that's POINT four percent#less than half of one percent#if you had $100 it'd be like fixing the problem for less than fifty cents
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just lost 3 pounds!! not much but i'm still proud!
#pro a4a#pro ans#ana trigger#i support recovery#i wanna lose weight#im sick#i want to ⭐️ve#disordered eating thoughts#tw ana diary#100 percent wolf#ana meal
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Following 1400 blogs turned out to be a mistake
Did any of y'all see a love poem yesterday
Had he/him pronouns in it, contained something along the lines of
I could only see his love as a gift before punishment
And like
Love is how we bridge the gap between who we are and who we could be ??
Or some shit like that idk man
Help
It was an image so googling didn't turn anything up
(black text on white with maybe some red??)
EDIT I FOUND IT
FOUND IT TY EVERYONE
I only saw a snippet but here's the full poem.
Death Wish by Josh Alex Baker
#poetry#i wanted to read it again#i dont even know if i like it but i was 100 percent not done eating it
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I knoww that Audrey II is a plant. A man-eating plant, for that matter. But I feel that they would treat me better.
#100 percent would marry the man eating plant#'a lotta folks deserve to die'#*cuts to orin abusing audrey*#me: thats it thats pure husband material right there#Audrey II#Audrey 2#Little Shop of Horrors
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a flower in my cup
I finish my drink before eating
every petal
#poetry#haiku#senryu#Maui diary#lmao this poem is weird and I love it#also I 100 percent recommend eating the flower#always eat the flowers
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every graysie episode gives late-night sleepover vibes
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Full adult Murph, leaning out the window, putting a milano on the window sill and going “you stay away from my wife!”
#even if you have no idea who these people are do yourself a favour and watch this it's incredible#them just yes-and-ing each other all the way into modern day fall of the house of usher. brennan's hysterical murph impression.#‘i love my monsterbait wife’#I always assumed that was a fandom thing that has caught on but silly me. OF COURSE that’s a verbatim Murph quote#emily suggesting rat poison. zac's incredible soundwork on the crocodile addition#'if the only thing that's stopping the monsters from eating you is a cookie THEY WERE NEVER YOUR FRIENDS!'#also much as i'd love to see the world through brennan's eyes. once again 100 percent with murph and zac on this issue#‘look honey monsters are real and we must appease them nightly so they don’t eat us!’ wtfff I would have never slept again#i would also still be putting these cookies out. i may not have ocd or catholic guilt but that is enough to trigger my superstition. hell no#adventuring party#a crown of candy#intrepid heroes#brennan lee mulligan#brian murphy#emily axford#siobhan thompson#lou wilson#zac oyama#ally beardsley#.... they're strike two for me on 'don't get attached to real people's real relationships'#hilarious#dimension 20
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here, have blessed sillies. funny guys. precious babbies. lil meow meows if you might add
#100% wolf#100 percent wolf#100% wolf book of hath#book of hath#freddy lupin#I’m absolutely eating up bathe BOH animation they look so damn precious#I AM going to scream I love these guys sm#what if I exploded into happiness#crying kicking my feet giggling#<33333#cries in autism
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hahahaha after like five days of being totally normal, my cat has now decided that he is sick again and threw up like six times in two hours, spiking my anxiety back into astronomical levels
#liveblogging life#NO idea why bc yesterday he was completely fine & normal#i've been doing his antibiotics twice a day as instructed he's been eating his wet food and peeing like he's supposed to#and then BOOM today he threw up in the afternoon and then in the past like 2.5hrs he's thrown up multiple times#getting flashbacks to LAST monday when this whole thing started and im like ??? do you just hate mondays?????#as i was typing this he threw up AGAIN so i just texted my boss to ask if i can work from home tomorrow#and i'll call my vet office first thing tomorrow morning to see if they can get me in last minute#otherwise it'll probably have to be emergency services bc he's 100 percent dehydrated right now#i just wish i knew why he was sliding back bc it feels like this came out of nowhere after several days of recovering#sleep might not be possible right now tbh i'm super fucking anxious
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