#cries in autism

[cartoonkitten]

here, have blessed sillies. funny guys. precious babbies. lil meow meows if you might add

[malcriada]

[ID: a tweet by @/AHUNGRYMOUTH that says: „i am a simple man. when my possessions wear out i desire merely to replace them with the exact same thing. unfortunately every manufacturer considers this fucking illegal“ End ID]

[sysiheart]

I know that arcane season 2 is out and I am not in the mood to have hyperfixation on it

(watching shows can be like painful for me cause i just legit cannot stop)

(thats why I prefer movies)

But I DO want to see it sometime

(Maybe when all of it is out so I can just watch it all in one sitting and get it done with)

So now im going around in social media like I DONT SEE IT NONONO NO SPOILERS NO DONT LOOK AT THE THUMBNAIL TOO LONG NO

[namiikilo]

might be gettin burned out from my job but lord if i dont need the money

[inkskinned]

as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

[takemetodragonstone]

grabbing a Symptom by the throat and screaming WHO SENT YOU!?? WHICH DISORDER DO YOU BELONG TO

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Track list for Fig and the Cig Figs independently published Junior Year album (officially named “Infaethable”)

Teenage Rebellion

Night Yorb (a heavy metal banger)

Summer Scaries

Devils Nectar

Time Quangle (a love song about Ayda)

Multiclass (Gorgug sings on this!)

The Ballad Of Lucy Frostblade (Kristen was the one who convinced Fig to write this)

So Late, So Tactical

Do You Have A Fucking Warrant

Cassandra (Can You Hear Me)

Hall Of Mirrors

President Applebees (written entirely in the night after Kristen gets elected by a drunk Fig with extremely drunk notes by Kristen)

Raging For Love (inspired by Gorgug, of course)

The Elven Oracle (Has A Day Job) (So Stop Bothering Her)

Maximum Legend

Fury Of The Ball

Cursed

Infaethable

The Bad Kids

[enasleepy]

when

when the

[youngpettyqueen]

I know in my heart of hearts that Amsha Bashir is the Star Trek equivalent of one of those social media autism moms who was posting shit like "the autism won today :(" through Julian's entire childhood

[toadboatt]

The masculine urge to get testosterone and start transitioning ASAP purely out of spite.

'Out of spite for what' you ask?? Out of spite of the government.

I've never been more motivated to be alive. I'll live as myself unapologetically and shit on the lawns of public officials. Or die trying. And that's better than being suicidal.

[failyaoi]

JUST KILL ME VRO

[sillyh0uette]

I'm going to put him in a box

[wanderingmausoleum]

i like to headcanon that yuri was always a fingercreeper, mostly because i’ve always been prone to getting overly emotionally attached to strange little creatures and other non-human things, and i simply like to think ymir is the same way

[thatgayoctopus]

BOO MORE JUN N OTTO SONIC FAN DUB AUDIO CONTENT!!!!

[fruity-boy-bruno]

I am the baby with autism Will Wood strapped to a ceiling fan