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[storyofman]

This savory tart has caramelized onions, crispy bacon, and tangy blue cheese on top of a flaky puff pastry crust. It's the perfect mix of flavors.

Ingredients: 1 sheet puff pastry, thawed. 2 large onions, thinly sliced. 4 slices bacon, cooked and crumbled. 1/2 cup crumbled blue cheese. 2 tablespoons olive oil. 1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar. 1 teaspoon brown sugar. Salt and pepper to taste.

Instructions: Preheat the oven to 400F 200C. In a skillet, heat olive oil over medium heat. Add thinly sliced onions and cook until caramelized, about 20-25 minutes. Stir in balsamic vinegar, brown sugar, salt, and pepper. Cook for an additional 5 minutes, then remove from heat. Roll out the puff pastry on a floured surface to fit a baking sheet. Place the rolled-out pastry on the baking sheet. Spread the caramelized onions evenly over the puff pastry. Sprinkle crumbled bacon and blue cheese over the caramelized onions. Bake in the preheated oven for 15-20 minutes or until the pastry is golden brown and crispy. Once baked, remove from the oven and let it cool for a few minutes before slicing. Serve warm and enjoy!

#TartLovers, #DeliciousCombination, #CrispyBacon

Esther Hampton

[noccolibroccoli]

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[gayvampyr]

and my personal favorite:

i love getting validation as a lefty but also learning about new fun ways it continues to suck

[aidenwaites]

I think in the same way there's a 90/10 rule with horror and comedy (horror works best when it's 90% horror and 10% comedy and vice versa) there's a 90/10 rule for some relationships in fiction that's like. Wholesome and fucked up. A good friendship is at its most compelling when it's also 10% a bit fucked up. Fucked up relationship is at its most compelling when there's at least 10% of something actually sweet and substantive within. Do you get me

[9fruit]

they should invent a constructive feedback that doesnt make me feel like the guy on the ten of swords tarot card

[time-woods]

Accessorize ! Accessorize ! Accessorize !

based off of how my dad got his ears pierced))

[12neonlit-stage]

you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!

[pngblog]

[seven-oh-four]

[cradleghost]

Some jayvik comms i did recently! For threadedcanes and yinwa333 on TWT

[sabertoothwalrus]

modern au laios

[lil-gingerbread-queen]

"Robin brings light to the darkness" or something

[roastie]