#10/02/07

[lance-thunder-reporting-live]

Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Wednesday, October 2, and there's a 0% chance of rain. Highs are in the high sixties, and the lows are in the mid fifties.

Much like the incident last June, a sleep ghost attacked Amity Park last Thursday night, causing everyone to fall asleep until yesterday afternoon. It is assumed that Danny Phantom was the one to defeat the ghost, as when the Fentons chased and shot at him last night, he was observed screaming, “I can’t believe this is the thanks I get for saving the all of your butts again. What, do you want to sleep for a thousand years or something?”

Two giant ghosts fought each other in Landreth Park yesterday, destroying several trees and the swing set. The two ghosts, a robot similar in appearance to a scaled up Transformer or Voltron toy, and a dinosaur, similar in appearance to a child’s interpretation of a dinosaur, were defeated and captured by Danny Phantom and the Red Huntress. It appears that they used a new and as of now unknown Fenton Weapon to subdue the ghosts.

All students in the Amity Park School District will not be required to attend school today.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

[celestecreation]

my drawingssss.... Last one is a fart trade bluh bluh

[32lice]

i had a dream i sat with the felt at a diner booth so i had to redraw it (my pov i guess)

[sugdensdingle]

[earlycuntsets]

"1 February 2008 - 7:35pm

El Desfile Negro Esta Muerto"

on mychemicalromance.com 2008

palacio de los deportes in mexico city mexico 10/07/2007 (full show)

[scrublord27]

Felt like it.

[majaaaaaaaaaa-with-10-as]

the felt are all lesbians btw

[valle-de-sombra-de-muerte]

Homestuck Reread: The Intermission (p. 1154-1357)

Read the previous post here.

Apologies for the late post. Work has genuinely been kicking my ass. But now it's time to read the Midnight Crew Intermission. You either really love or really hate this section of the story. I've always been a fan, so I'm looking forward to going through it.

The Intermission is more in-line with the spirit of Problem Sleuth than the rest of Homestuck. Hussie is returning to the old adventure game format and jokes, like this one where interacting with one item transforms it into a completely different item.

Despite being a bloodthirsty mobster, Slick is quite prone to acts of silliness when dictated by the reader commands.

I like how the digital clock on Slick's own computer counts as one of the clocks in the Felt's mansion.

I love the Felt. They're like a lineup of Dick Tracy goons. I also appreciate how this page gives subtle hints about what each of their powers are.

There are a number of times where a command to switch the POV to one character instead goes to a different character. I'm not sure if there's any logic here, or if Hussie is just being needlessly confusing in an already very elaborate part of the comic. My gut says the latter.

Doze without a doubt has the worst power out of all the Felt. It's only useful in this specific use case where he's resistant to interrogation, but that wouldn't even be needed if he wasn't getting captured all the time.

You know, "WARdrobe" was right there. I know Slick's inventory is already called the "War Chest", but is there even a pun there? Why not call it a "Battle Chest" like Battle Chess? They're living chess pieces. Come on.

Super speed is such a high tier power, yet Itchy is felled with no effort. It's kinda funny how most of the Felt have these incredible powers and could easily trounce the MC if not for the fact that they seem to collectively share one brain cell.

It makes me wonder if the MC and Felt's rivalry had only consisted of harmless cartoon antics up to this point. And it's only after the Felt "knocked over" one of Slick's favorite casinos that MC decided to escalate to murder. I'd compare it to how the '60s Batman TV show was campy slapstick, but modern Batman media has since transitioned to being much grittier and more violent.

I need a version of this comic page with Clover being shocked about Slick killing his friends.

Unlike the previous carapacians we've seen (WV, PM, AR), Slick has five fingers instead of four. I think he, Droog, and the Queens are the only ones with five fingers.

Meanwhile Deuce only has three chunky fingers. I'm not sure what the deal with that is.

A lot of people like to infantilize Deuce in the same way they do to WV. Here's a reminder that he reads erotic magazines just like the other Crew members.

See what I mean? He is a grown ass man, people.

Trace is my favorite Felt member. I like his goofy underbite and the way his coat collar makes it look like he has a shark fin on his head. His power of seeing and interacting with people in the past is also pretty cool, even if it gives him away as soon as he starts messing with them.

It's a nice detail including Deuce in the panel since Droog had alerted him to where Trace will be at this point in the future.

I love this panel. I believe Hussie just grabbed that image of the cane without realizing what it was until this point.

It's telling that the only timeline where Slick is dead is one where he died before he was able to rebuild society.

This might be a contender for the horniest page in all of Homestuck.

Biscuits has no special powers or anything, he just wants to be included. I love that.

Fin, despite having the power to see what others do in the future, was unable to react to Droog smacking him with the cue stick and getting pumped with bullets. Again, these guys are all morons.

Remember when this was the only clue we had about Lord English's appearance and everyone thought he was going to be some tall, rail-thin Tumblr Sexyman? Good times.

I'm a fan of this detached method of writing how the characters talk to each other. There's a lot of personality being conveyed in what they're saying even though none of it is being presented as dialogue. Unironically it feels more natural to read than the standard dialogue box format.

Snowman can do whatever the hell she wants and all anyone else can do is just watch. The benefits of having your lifespan inextricably linked to that of the universe.

Also, I don't think it needs to be said, but "Three in the Morning" is a god tier track.

Nearly every mention of Sawbuck comes with a jab about his weight. Don't come at me with asks saying that it's just Slick being an asshole. We all know whose "voice" this really is. (Hint: It's the guy with all the fat jokes on his Formspring).

I wonder how many people remember that Slick is a canon zoophile.

Slick's "rapier wit" strikes again!

A strong contender for most gruesome death in all of Homestuck.

So does this mean that it's set to go off a few seconds after the point Biscuits would exit the oven? If the oven behaves normally and Biscuits is just sitting in there until the timer goes off, that must be the case. The wording is very awkward though.

Cans's ability to punch people into the future might make him the most powerful of all the Felt. No wonder the MC was hoping he wouldn't show up.

I like that the detail about the shopping trip is included.

It's noteworthy that this early look at Karkat's room doesn't look anything at all like how it appears when he's properly introduced. Also, this is the sole appearance of Crabsprite, which stings a bit since we don't ever get a proper glimpse of what Karkat's relationship with his lusus is like.

This was a fun little diversion. Not a lot to talk about here other than how much I enjoyed a lot of these gags. I kind of wish that Hussie expanded upon this and made a whole adventure with these guys detached from Homestuck. It would've made for a nice follow-up to Problem Sleuth, something more true to that story's tone and humor.

But that would never come to pass, unfortunately. Now it's back to business as usual. Act 4 awaits.

Read the next post here.

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[drawing--dead]

413 BABY!

happy 413, folks! thought i'd share my felt sprites. (not for public use! these are made by me, for me)

[lance-thunder-reporting-live]

Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Saturday, February 10, and there’s a 0% chance of rain. Highs are in the low forties, and the lows are in the low thirties.

A ghostly whale was seen yesterday evening flying over Amity Park. It truly was a spectacular sight.

Whiskey Dicks was demolished last night in an arson attack. It is unknown who did it or why they would do this. The investigation is still ongoing.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today.

[optimus-rhyme]

ALLLLLLLL of The Felt

ALL OF THEM

[digimontamerrichie-tcg]

[sugdensdingle]

[earlycuntsets]

2005-2006 mcr scans from spanish-speaking countries (press from mexico, brazil, spain, argentina and chile)

december 2005 loka (spain)

january 2005 loka (spain)

january 2005 grita (spain)

july 2006 - atrevida (brazil)

[stromuprisahat]

There was a moment when you might have earned her love, instead of claiming her power. Another lesson? Or maybe just another mistake.

Baghra, the Reformed, preaching about ~love~

“You want a love story too? There’s none to be had. I wanted a child, so I sought out the most powerful Grisha I could find. He was a Heartrender. I don’t even remember his name.”

Ruin and Rising Chapter 10

~ Where's the girl, your Healer? Dead.

- She died because of me.

~ She died because they always do.

01×07 The Unsea

“Know that I loved you,” she said to the Darkling. “Know that it was not enough.”

In a single movement, she shoved herself up on the wall, and before I could draw breath to scream, she tipped forward and vanished over the ledge ...

Ruin and Rising Chapter 11