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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Thursday, July 24 and there's a 60% chance of rain. Highs are in the mid nineties, and the lows are in the low seventies.

Ghost crabs have taken over St. Catherine’s Girls School. Since yesterday, the crabs have been successful in preventing any humans from gaining access to the school, leading to summer programs being temporarily halted. Hopefully the situation can be resolved soon.

Danny Phantom was seen yesterday having a friendly fight with yet another human teenager. The fight took place in the Denny’s Parking lot, and Phantom fought against Chelsea Jones, the captain of Newton High’s girls soccer team. Several other teenagers attended the fight, many even recorded videos which have now been uploaded to YouTube. It seems that Phantom was not permitted to use his powers in this fight. He lost within six minutes.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Tuesday, July 22 and there's a 10% chance of rain. Highs are in the high eighties, and the lows are in the low seventies.

Ghost activity has been low recently, but sightings have still been frequent.

One of the Spider-man impersonators fought a man dressed in a blue dog costume in the middle of Ewert Park yesterday afternoon. The fight gained a large audience, which included Amity’s ghostly mascot, Danny Phantom. In the end, police arrived to arrest the two costumed combatants, but were unsuccessful as the two were able to vanish from sight and escape, likely with help from Danny Phantom.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Sunday, July 20 and there's a 20% chance of rain. Highs are in the low seventies, and the lows are in the high sixties.

Ghostly bats and birds have been popping up all across Amity Park and its surrounding areas. Probably as a result of the mosquito boom. We ask that, unless these ghosts cause any issues, everyone leave them be to help with the bugs.

There was a fire inside the Bed Bath and Beyond on Newman Road yesterday. Thankfully, it was put out before anyone was hurt, but nearly a third of the store was destroyed. The building will be closed for repairs. It is unsure whether or not it will reopen as a Bed Bath and Beyond.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Saturday, July 19 and there's a 50% chance of rain. Highs are in the low eighties, and the lows are in the low seventies.

A plumbing ghost has been meticulously disassembling the sinks and toilets of several houses near the Elmerton Amity Bridge. It’s unknown why he is doing this, but as no damage has been done to any of the parts, each disassembled item can be put back together.

There has been a boom of mosquitoes in the area recently. As a result, we ask anyone with still water on their property to either remove this water, or put a mosquito larvae killing tablet in it to prevent any further influx.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Wednesday, July 16 and there's a 20% chance of rain. Highs are in the low nineties, and the lows are in the high sixties.

Danny Phantom was seen yesterday for the first time in two weeks, battling an animalistic ghost in the Chicago O’Hare International Airport. It’s unclear why exactly this was the attack which brought him out of hiding, or why this ghost decided to attack the airport, but it is definitely a relief to have our ghostly hero back.

The attacking ghost was small and fairly weak. Thankfully, not much damage was done to the airport, and all that was done can easily be repaired within the next month.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

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Was it a black cat? That seems like a lot of bad luck.

It was a tabby

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if the cat comes back as a ghost, can I adopt it? I've heard Phantom even has a dog, so it's not unheard of!

I don’t think the cat is coming back. That doesn’t happen as often as you think.

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Will there be a memorial service for the cat?

I’m not entirely sure why there would be. Cats being hit by cars is an extremely common occurrence.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Sunday, July 13 and there's a 10% chance of rain. Highs are in the low eighties, and the lows are in the high sixties.

Ghost activity has been strangely low since yesterday morning. It’s unsure if there is a reason behind this, or what that reason would be.

An accident occurred this morning at the intersection of 15th and Main when a cat ran onto the road. A north-facing car in the turning lane swerved right to avoid a collision with the cat, only to be hit by a car in the lane it had swerved into.

The cat startled and ran left of the collision where it caused another car, this time south-facing on the rightmost lane, to swerve left and nearly collide with the car next to it, which sped up and veered left to avoid collision, hitting the cat who had changed direction again in its fright, then colliding with the first two cars.

Although the cat did not survive this accident, thankfully everyone else escaped with nothing more than a few broken bones at the most.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Saturday, July 12 and there's a 10% chance of rain. Highs are in the mid eighties, and the lows are in the high sixties.

Technus and Skulker were seen fighting the Red Huntress together last night. This is not the first time Skulker and Technus have teamed up against an opponent, but it is the first time they have done so against someone other than Danny Phantom.

Not much of the fight was closely observed. No dialogue could be made out, and since the fight took place midair, it was difficult to see a large portion of it. The Red Huntress did seem to come out mostly unscathed in the end, but Skulker and Technus were able to escape capture.

Danny Phantom still has not been seen since the near dissection.

All bags of organic whole carrots sold on Thursday or later from any Walmart in Amity Park, Elmerton, or Bradburry have been recalled due to E. coli contamination. Please return these carrots if you are in possession of any.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Friday, July 11 and there's a 80% chance of rain. Highs are in the high eighties, and the lows are in the low seventies.

Yesterday evening, thousands of saran wrapped pigs feet rained down from the sky above Sunnyside Elementary School. At first, it was believed that these were ectoplasmic constructs which only appeared identical to real pigs feet, but further investigation has shown that the feet are indeed real. It is speculated that they fell through a portal through the ghost zone, which connected to a second portal leading to where the feed were initially.

This is far from the first time food items have rained from the sky in Amity Park. Many are speculating that each of these instances of food rain may connect to one food obsessed ghost.

So, if there’s anyone out there purposefully making it rain pig feet for us, thank you. Without you, food banks wouldn’t be this full, and there’d surely be less soup being made today.

The Fentons will likely not be driving today.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Wednesday, July 9 and there's a 0% chance of rain. Highs are in the low eighties, and the lows are in the low seventies.

I apologize for my absence, I was trapped in a Fenton Thermos.

An unknown humanoid ghost force fed several people high amounts of raw acorns yesterday, leading many of them to become very ill. Two of these people had to seek medical attention because of this incident. Due to the high amount of tannins present in acorns, they can be toxic for humans to consume unprocessed. They only become edible after they are leeched to remove these tannins.

Eventually, this ghost was captured by the Red Huntress. Danny Phantom still has not been seen since he escaped his capture and near dissection by the Fentons nine days ago.

Damage done to Ewert Park in the firework show on Friday has been cleared up. All broken branches have been removed and unstable trees have been cut down. The park no longer has any of the hazards which resulted from the failed firework display.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

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Are. Are we sure the ecto junkies have all been rehabbed?

Because I was painting something. It was like. Half different greens.

Someone FOAMING FREEN AT THE MOUTH they. They.

I no longer have a half finished painting. Or a paintbrush. Or an apron. Or my paints.

My hobby art... gone. Consumed before completion... the only thing that remains is my pallete and easel.

Both licked clean like a plate.

They came from the sewer.

That sounds like they could have been possessed.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Friday, July 4 and there's a 30% chance of rain. Highs are in the low nineties, and the lows are in the mid seventies.

A ghostly goat has been appearing in people’s homes and rummaging through their belongings. Thankfully it hasn’t harmed anyone yet, but it has caused property damage. The Red Huntress has been searching to catch it.

Danny Phantom hasn’t been spotted since he escaped Fentonworks on Monday.

A firework show will be held in Ewert park starting at 10:00 pm. Burgers and hot dogs will be grilled and sold in the area from 6:00 to 9:30, and scheduled activities will take place from 6:30 to 8:30.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Thursday, July 3 and there's a 20% chance of rain. Highs are in the high eighties, and the lows are in the low seventies.

The Box Ghost and the Fentons nearly destroyed the home of a newly moved in family yesterday in the Box Ghost’s quest to steal their boxes. The family cowered in fear as the ghost rummaged through their possessions, levitating and spinning boxes above them like a tornado.

Not 20 minutes after the Box Ghost arrived, the Fentons came onto the scene, shooting wildly in the family’s living room, hoping to hit the Box Ghost. In the end, no extreme damage was dealt thankfully. Many spots on the walls were extremely scorched, and glassware was shattered, but nothing irreparable was done and nothing irreplaceable was demolished.

The Fentons will be paying for this family’s home repairs. What a wonderful first introduction to this great city of ours. Hope they feel welcomed.

The Fentons will likely be driving today. Let’s just hope they don’t make a stop at your home.

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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Wednesday, July 2 and there's a 20% chance of rain. Highs are in the high eighties, and the lows are in the low seventies.

There have been several reports of fairies being spotted near the bridge to Elmerton. It is most likely that these are just ghosts with the appearance of fairies instead of actual fairies. Despite this, many have decided to camp out in the area hoping to catch a glimpse of these creatures.

A tree has fallen onto the Nasty Burger, completely destroying the front of the restaurant. Construction to rebuild begins tomorrow, but until the restaurant is repaired, it will be closed down.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

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Is Phantom okay? That sounds really traumatizing :(

He hasn’t been seen since, so it’s unknown exactly how he is doing at the moment.