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TWO NAT 20S HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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i wass confused because you said your roommate called you âheâ
my housemates also call each other they them yet somehow manage to understand which cross-sex hormones they'd have to inject in order to grow facial hair
#you think im gonna find $400 rent anywhere but a tranny home... not a damn chance#like ok rent is cheap beacuse of the original leaseholder having signed the damn thing nearly 20 years ago#so. due to some local rental laws the landlord cannot raise the rent. we're paying early pre-2008 rent#and because the O.G. is nonbinary he wants to keep this shit In The Community. I had to know someone to get in the place to begin with#and got lucky as fuck that right after i landed here and started couch surfing with strangers that 1 of them had dated someone in this house#im not about to start beedlessly making a stank about gender when it doesnt matter one iota in this situation. its#*needless....#its utterly unimportant.#i support the adult female right to troon out af just as much as i criticize misogyny homophobia medical negligence / malpractice etccc#but most importantly: i respect my ability to have a roof over my đŚ˛
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astarion please.... you had advantage.......
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(Almost) Everything I Did Today :) Part 6
(Adding the date so I can keep track of my week: 4/8/24)
Woke Up
Magnesium đ
Had peaches for breakfast (summer, oh how I hate you but how i love you for you give me peaches)
The book I had ordered arrived :) I binged the whole thing ("Your head is a houseboat" by Campbell Walker check it out!!)
Took notes and tried some exercise
Called my Auntie
Called my best friend
Did the dishes
Went on a walk
I got a text by my childhood babysitter!!đ sadly I can't meet her cause I am not in my hometown rn
Went on a walk
Found an abndoned lamp and took it home (the hoarderrrrrr)
Cried
My friend Paula came back!! :D
Made dinner and saved the left overs for work
Wrote down the things I have to do for tomorrow
Did my skincare
Wrote down almost all the things I did today (^^)/
#self care#fun fact: there had been 1 in 400 trillion chance for you to have been born#so give yourself a big ol hug!!đŁ
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oh so now the birds are eating the <25 cherries i've got growing on my tiny tree
literally everything i've planted in this fucking garden has either died on its own or has been killed by birds/bugs
#my garden is a microcosm of my whole life right now#my life has been on a downward spiral since last july and bestie i am starting to reach my fucking limit#defaulting to thinking ''i wish i were dead'' at every little inconvenience is BAD!!!! i know!!!! but it's true!!!#the mint from trader joe's was infested with aphids and i've been cleaning it off every day for 2 weeks and it's STILL got them#like... this plant is 1 foot tall with two little stalks and less than 30 leaves. it hasn't grown in the 2 months i've had it#the money plant still reeks of mold and has to live outside because of its smell and the fungus gnats#the golden sage just fuckin.... burned to death????? it turned gray and DIED#the one and only bean plant that sprouted just ejected the only 2 true leaves it bothered growing#the originally robust blackberry cane is withering. the other two did get better but started from the ground up. there's 1 blackberry total#the rosemary hasn't gotten any bigger in the 3 months i've had it#the scotch brooms don't look so good. the salvia haven't gotten any bigger in 3 months and the creeping phlox bleached and died#the thyme is doing okay and the culinary sage is hanging in there but i don't have high hopes#not a single fucking wildflower sprouted in the yard. i used 2 bags of seed+mulch that was supposed to cover 600sq ft (the yard is 400)#the mourning doves ate a bunch of the seeds and the rest never sprouted#there's a few puny sunflower sprouts but the cottontail came and ate some of those leaves#the cottontail also ate an entire stalk of the potted mystery flowers#the huge plant i moved in November... the one that surprisingly survived frost/freeze... can't handle the heat and is now dead#i just...#the job market is awful. the salaries are worse. the neighborhood is in the middle of nowhere and inhabited by paranoid cops#everyone has big dogs who go apeshit when they hear ppl walking#and the fences are short and the dogs are big so i'm scared to go walking because EVERY. DAY. on the nextdoor app are people#announcing that they found a dog wandering the neighborhood. or ppl saying ''omgggg my dog got out of the yard! have u seen it?''#spring was all wind/gusty and it battered the blackberries and sucked all the moisture out of the yard#so the 2 tons of compost that we rototilled into the dirt? it's just dust now. there's nothing living in that soil#and now summer is here and it's too hot and these plants don't have a chance#i hate everything
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yeeting this out here. fairly old-ish for me, so don't expect too much, just cleaned it up a bit- a quick palletshipping read if anyone wants. 400 words, no dialogue just the prose of 2019 taylor that I filtered through a bit lol
#lord give me strength to not devalue my own work in the post before anyone has the chance to read it themselves!!!!!!!#i need to stop that fr#but i also never wanna talk something up only for it to suck lol#paletshipping#taylor's tag#torchickentacos writing#negatives below though. i think that the end is incredibly jarring and disjointed from the rest and i can tell i didn't know how to end it#and i coud have changed it but i posted it last night at like uhhhhhh 1 am ish and didn't care enough#and lowkey still don't#but fair warning. I don't like the end but it's technically and qualitatively fine for all intents and purposes of a 400 word fic.
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Pokemon Fandom: Okay so we made a bunch of fan evolutions for Dunsparce, almost all of them are dragon types and they invariably kick ass Game Freak: L O N G B O I
Some Pokemon fans really need a sense of humor. I'm sorry but after years of people wanting dunsparce to get an epic evolution only for it to evolve into a slightly longer version of itself and its called fucking dundunsparce is the funniest shit ever and y'all won't admit it
#This is STILL the funniest shit they've ever pulled#He's so LONG#And there's like a 1 in 400 chance of being EXTRA LONG like the long boy above#Dudunsparce#Pokemon Spoilers#Pokemon Scarlet#Pokemon Violet#Pokemon Scarvi
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Hello,
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My name is Anas Al Burri. I am 17 years old, and I live in Gaza. My sister has jaundice because she gave birth to her child in an unhygienic area during the war. She has no medication, and her condition is worsening, almost life-threatening. She is too ill to produce milk for her son, and we can't get milk from anywhere else. I have no medication for my diabetes! I am missing insulin, and my blood sugar is critically high, often above 180 and sometimes even 400. I suffer from hyperglycemia attacks and can't get to a hospital because we are in the northern part of Gaza.
https://www.tiktok.com/@pali.liberation?_t=8pPrgadb4sr&_r=1. My campaign documentation number here is 25.
Three months ago, my 14-year-old brother Ahmad was searching for something to eat when he was sh*ot in the ch*est by sni*pers from a kilometer away. The bul*let went straight through his body. He was just a CHILD! We still can't believe it and keep thinking he will come back any moment. We didn't even have time to mourn him before the next family members were kill*ed.
The hardships my family and I face are beyond what words can describe. This is our last resort.
We are reaching out to you with a desperate plea. We need your help to survive. Your donation can provide us with the life-saving medications and food that we desperately need. Every act of kindness brings us closer to safety and restores a glimmer of hope in our hearts.
With your support, you can give us and many other families in Gaza a chance to survive and rebuild our shattered lives. Help us survive and leave Gaza so that the last of our family does not perish.
Thank you for your empathy and kindness.
With heartfelt gratitude,
Anas Al-Burri and Family
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it's just me and my 400 drafts against the world
#f.txt#it's not that much tbh#as i had over 1k for some years#until i cleaned them all up#but it IS worse than the 1k#bc in those 1k it was like 80-90% reblogs aka stuff that i wanted to check out or read some time. not actually my own posts#meanwhile now those 400 drafts are all original posts.#with just 1-2 rbs here and there probably#if u've ever sent me an ask that i still havent answered there is a 70% chance it's in my drafst#'but it was only a quick yes or no question' it's in the drafts either way đ OTL#it is law of my brain that all my posts gotta marinate in the drafts a bit before they can get posted#how long will they marinate? well.
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Hhhh
#a little over a week until my trip! excited and broke as shit#im hoping the job i just got will give me enough hours to buy the thing i want from there. its a little discount place and buying there#will save me about 400 per set if prices are the same.#found out the thing i intend on buying is typically 5hundo#so this is my one chance to get the sets i want without spending 1-1.5k
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notes game because I can
!!Deadline is December 1st!!
rules:
no spamming!
5 notes per person total
any extra notes will result in a 1 day deduction to the deadline
please do not write meaningless letting or numbers in the comments
10 notes: I'll do my laundry more often
30 notes: I'll take care of my hair and face better
50 notes: I'll take showers more often
75 notes: I'll eat more often
100 notes: I'll stop purposely ignoring my iron pills in the morning
130 notes: I'll get out more often
150 notes: I'll stop my occasional very minor sh
175 notes: I'll stop neglecting myself and others around me
200 notes: I'll set an alarm to remember to eat lunch and other snacks throughout the day
250 notes: I'll stop procrastinating my work
300 notes: I'll find a way (hopefully) to get rid of my chronic year long insomnia
350 notes: I'll stop being so reserved and secretive around my family and friends
400 notes: I'll stop jumping from high things like bringing and trees
500 notes: I'll fix my bad habits
600 notes: I'll start socializing with people
700 notes: I'll seek help about my depression
800 notes: I'll start trying to get along better with the people in my life
900 notes: I'll (try) to cut ties with some toxic people in my life (not talking about any tumblr mutuals or you ace, don't you even dare think that D:<)
1000 notes: I will stop trying to kms at any given chance
#bored#avoiding sleep#notes game#idk why im doing this#might delete later#dont quote me on any if this#who knows.. maybe this will actually make a difference#Ill try my best to follow through
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The Prophecy (Lucien Vanserra x Rhys! Sister)/(Azriel x Rhys! Sister) Part 3 (Lucien's Version)
Part 1 , Part 2, Part 3 ( Azriel's Version)
AN: I'm not really sure if I like how this turned out, so if you're new here I promise my writing it typically so much better. ALSO there are so many new faces on here! I wanted to say hello and thank you for the love once again! If you liked this fic and you love drama, forbidden love, protective acotar boys, a bit of a slow burn, and political intrigue you would LOVE and I mean LOVE my fic Young Love and Old Money. Iâm still writing it but itâs almost completed! Go check it out you wonât be disappointed!
and of course check out my masterlist
Summary: The only thing worse than having Azriel not know about the bond is watching him and Elain carry on like she doesnât have a mate as well. Lucien and you have been long time friends but things change after one fateful starfall celebration. Itâs not wrong if both of your mates donât want you right?Â
Warnings:Â smut, so much lucien fluff, happy ending for lucien (for once) :)
Word count:Â 5057
We arrived in the house in silence, the only thing to fill the void was the crackling of the enchanted fire that always sprang to life whenever I walked through the door. My eyes were fixed on the floorboards, studying every grain of wood as I put together what had just happened.Â
I had told Azriel about the bond, and I did it in anger. I had imagined telling him a million different ways over the past 400 years but never did imagine doing it out of spite. I was just so angry with Elain and her insufferable entitlement that had me seeing red. If anyone should act in such a manner, it should be me, I was a princess after all.Â
I was furious with Elain there was no doubt about that, but the voice that kept echoing in my mind was Azrielâs. How he yelled at me. I had known him my whole life and I had never once been afraid of him, until today.Â
As if he was tired of the silence, Lucien brushed his hand under my chin bringing my gaze to his, it wasnât until then that I realized I was crying. I didnât even give him a chance to ask if I was alright before I started blubbering.Â
âLu Iâm so sorry I didnât mean to. She just got under my skin and I-âÂ
âShhhâ he cooed, pulling me into his chest. âItâs okay, I understand. I didnât react much better when Azriel started talking.â he chuckled, no doubt remembering how he preemptively called me his wife, the words had rolled off his tongue so effortlessly it was admirable.Â
âHeâs never raised his voice to me like that. Not ever,â I hiccup into his chest, his scent like apples, spiced berries and woodsmoke.Â
âI shouldâve burned him to a crisp for doing so he has no right to treat you that way,â he said, pressing a kiss to my forehead.
âItâs alright, now that he knows heâll be entitled to act possessive of me,â I sigh, starting to feel my pulse slow in his arms.Â
âAnd Iâm not granted that same right? To protect you?â Lucien said, tilting my chin up to meet his gaze.Â
âWell, you arenât my mate,â I laugh looking into his eyes.Â
âAnd what if that doesnât matter to me? That we arenât mates? What if I think that the Cauldron made a terrible, horrible mistake by not binding me to you in every way imaginable?â he confesses.Â
I search his face for a hint of that playful gleam I saw earlier. The trickster, the silver tongued fox who might be playing me for a fool. But I didnât find it, for all those fiery eyes bore was sincerity.Â
âWhat do you mean Lu?â I ask earnestly.Â
âExactly what I said, you arenât my mate, butâŚâ he stops as if to consider his words. âBut I still feel like you are in a way, I feel protective of you. In a way I always have, remember when you scraped your knee climbing that cherry blossom tree in the spring court all those years ago?âÂ
I smile remembering the event, I had wanted some cherry blossoms to braid into my hair. âYes I do, I still have the scar.â I laughed.Â
âI know you do, I see it every time I make love to you,â he smiled back. âI remember carrying you to the healers at the spring court from half a mile out. Even then I couldnât stand the thought of you bearing any sort of scar. What Iâm trying to say is that you may not be my mate, but I love you like youâre mine. Because you are, you are mine.â
My breath gets caught in my throat and my eyes go wide at those three little words. The ones I thought I mightâve felt too these past few months.Â
I love you.Â
For a year now things between Lucien and I had been strictly situational, just a means to an end. Then I started noticing the little things, his toothbrush next to mine, his laundry in my hamper, him having his own side of the bed. Things changed, but it wasnât a bad change, which was a new idea for me, as I had always resented change. But not this, this was good.Â
I thought I had felt that emotion with Lucien before. The night that I came home and he had made us both dinner. The time he bought me the second book in a series just because he noticed I was almost done with the first. The week I was sick he nursed my back to health. I thought I felt love each and every one of those times, but I wasnât sure. I always teetered on saying it but never caved. But as I stood here in his arms, watching his eyes light up as he said those words to me, I knew I felt the same.
âI-I love you too Lucien,â I said quietly so only he could hear, even though we were the only two people in the house.Â
He wastes no time bringing his mouth to mine, for so long our kisses had been fervent, needy. Both of us desiring pleasure and the codling that came after it. This kiss was different than all the rest, in it I felt real love. The kind I had only read about in my numerous romance novels. I dreamed of being kissed this way my entire life.Â
I felt strong hands grip my waist hoisting me up. My legs instantly wrapped around his waist as he started bounding up the stairs, his enthusiasm making me giggle.
âBelieve me my love, there is nothing funny about the way Iâm going to ravish you tonight,â he smirked before kicking open the bedroom door.Â
The next day I woke up slowly, not wanting to move from where Lucien had placed me on his chest last night. Both of us took our time to have a steady morning knowing that later in the day there would be chaos. Lucien got up first, always the more responsible of the two of us. When I murmured a sleepy protest he simply chuckled and placed me back in bed, where I snuggled into the warm sheets that smell faintly of him.Â
When I woke for the second time I smelled that delectable scent of pancakes wafting through the small townhouse. The aroma pulled me from the sheets in a sleepy haze as if my body was controlled by some other worldly force. Slipping on my blue nightgown and padding downstairs into the kitchen I found Lucien half clothed and cooking breakfast for the two of us.
âBlueberry pancakes, not chocolate chip,â he assured me, sprinkling fresh blueberries onto a pancake.Â
âYou remembered,â I sighed leaning against the counter watching him intently. When Lucien had first made breakfast for me I was taken aback by his cooking skills, there was no way that this man was the complete package.Â
âHow could I forget?â he laughed, flipping a pancake. âLast time I made chocolate you were on your cycle and you were so befuddled that you yanked the spatula out of my hand and spanked me with it.âÂ
I slid between him and the stove, âDonât act like you didnât like it,â I say my voice low and sultry as my hand slowly reaches for the spatula heâs hidden behind his back.Â
âYou little minx,â he teases when he feels my fingers searching for the torture weapon. The mischievous gleam flashes in his eyes and before I can run he swipes a blob of whipped cream from a nearby bowl onto my cheek.Â
âLu!â I scoff going to wipe the cream off my cheek but he grasps my wrist to stop me.Â
âFair is fair my dear,â he smirks before licking the sweetness off my cheek. I immediately feel my toes curl at the fiery sensation.
âYou are insatiable,â I laughed, moving away from him to properly wipe my face.
I feel a quick slap to my arse with the spatula and I turn to see my fiancĂŠ standing with a self satisfied smirk. âSays you little miss âmore Lucien more!ââ he teases recalling how I begged him to touch me last night.
âI knew you would tease me about that!â I shouted, pushing his study form as hard as I could, he didnât even teeter. âIâll never beg for you again!âÂ
He smiles, grabbing my left hand and pulling it to his mouth, placing a kiss on the ring adorning it. âThere will never be a need,â he smirked. âNow go and set the table, babysitting Nyx duties canât be put off for forever.âÂ
I had told Rhys and Feyre that I would happily watch Nyx this afternoon. Of course that was before they knew about Lucien, who mightâve gotten away with a pleasant afternoon in my townhouse with a new book but now? He was shackled to me to watch the young one.
 While the little High Lord in training was typically quite docile, he had just learned to crawl and had begun flapping his little wings, which meant trouble was becoming the new normal. Which is exactly what had happened todayâŚ
âNyx no!â I shouted as he reached for a heavy book on one of the bookshelves, his tiny wings helping him to gain the extra inch or two of ground he needed.Â
I grabbed him from underneath his shoulders and brought him into my arms, bouncing him on my hip as his eyes caught the shiny necklace I was wearing. His little hands grabbed at it and I figured it was better than a vase or another heavy book.Â
âJust imagine till he can actually fly,â Lucien chuckled, coming up behind me.
âThat wonât be for quite a while thankfully,â I laugh, bouncing the babe up and down.
âAre you so sure about that? Cassian seems to already be giving him lessons.â he points out.Â
âI donât even want to think about a flying toddler,â I scoff and Lucien chuckles behind me.Â
 He pressed a kiss to the top of my head and I could feel his lips curling into a smile.âIs it bad that Iâm enjoying watching this?â he admitted.Â
âWatching what?â I laugh as Nyx puts the necklace in his mouth.Â
âYou, with a baby in your arms,â he said.Â
âIâve always wanted children,â I said and a beat of silence passed until I decided to be bold. âLu, do you think we could ever have children?â I ask, afraid to turn around and possibly see a wary look on his face.
I felt Lucienâs chuckle reverberate behind me, âAs many as you would like my darling.â he laughed.Â
I whipped around with Nyx to search his eyes for a hint of uncertainty, but he seemed happy about the idea, âReally?â I asked in disbelief.Â
âOf course,â he assured me.Â
âI want a million just like little Nyx here,â I smile looking at the babe in my arms.Â
âMinus the wings of course,â Lucien laughs behind me and I pause.Â
My entire life I had always pictured my children with wings. Small, delicate little things that I would âoooâ and âahhhâ over. I remembered seeing the Illyrian children in Windhaven growing up, I was always so happy when mothers would let me hold their babies, their wings so adorably small. I looked forward to having winged children of my own, but now things had changed.Â
âWhat is it my dear?â Lucien asked, breaking me out of my trance.Â
âOh itâs nothing, itâs just that when I pictured my children I always figured they would have wings,â I say, pressing a kiss to Nyxâs temple.Â
As if summoned, Azriel walked in, Rhys and Feyre in tow, signaling that their meeting was over. His eyes flitted to me, no doubt having heard what I had said. Lucienâs hand tightened on my hip.Â
âHow was he? Was he good?â Feyre smiled crossing the room to take her son in her arms once more.
âHe was, but those wings are going to give me grief one day,â I smile watching Nyx snuggle into his mothers arms.Â
âDonât worry Iâm terrified too,â Rhys laughed, approaching his mate and child.Â
A comfortable silence ensued as I watched the little family reunite, smiles and warmth surrounding them. Lucienâs hand came to my shoulder, as if promising that we too would have that same picture perfect family one day.Â
âCan we talk?â Azriel asked timidly, taking a step away from the doorway he leaned against. Feyre and Rhys take out of the room, no doubt feeling the change in the atmosphere. Â
I searched his eyes for a hint of aggression but all I found was remorse, âYes we may,â I say quietly.
âIf you lay one hand on her spymaster I will burn you to ash,â Lucien growled, his hand on my shoulder tightening possessively.
âYou have my word that I will not touch her in anger,â Azriel said earnestly, not a hint of teasing or mockery. Instead, a new found respect for Lucien showed in his eyes.Â
I go to follow Azriel into the other room when I feel Lucien grab my hand pulling me into his broad chest.Â
âWait,â he said before slamming his lips to mine. The gesture was so passionate I couldnât help but let out the slightest of moans as I felt him cradle the back of my head. This wasnât just a kiss goodbye, it was a display of power to Azriel, letting him know how serious the two of us were. I couldnât help but feel my lips turn up at Lucienâs sudden daring.Â
I felt him back away to survey my face, as if looking for any hesitancy to enter into a conversation with Azriel. When he was certain I was comfortable he placed a kiss on my brow, âIâll be right here if you need me.â he said as I dropped his hand and followed Azriel into Rhysâ study.Â
The doors to the office closed with a resolute click as Azriel turned to face me, his eyes somber.Â
âFirst and foremost I wanted to say Iâm sorry for the way I behaved the other night. I shouldnât have yelled at you like that or said the things I didâ he said leaning against the desk a food meter away from me, as if Lucien had scared him from coming any closer.Â
âItâs alright I forgive you. I shouldnât have blurted out such an important thing anyways. We were both at fault.â I say earnestly.Â
Azriel pulls his gaze from his boots to me, âI heard what you said in there, about your children having wings. Did you ever picture that those children would be?â he starts leaving me room to finish the sentence for him.Â
âYours? Yes.â I say timidly.
Azriel sighs as if weighing what all this means, âHow long have you known?â he prompts.Â
I think to lie, but it wouldnât bear well on my soul. It was best to get it all out in the open.Â
â400 years.â I confess and he curses under his breath. âI knew it the night you danced with me at the solstice ball in the Hewn City.âÂ
âFuck y/n,â he curses again, turning to brace his hands on the desk behind him and I take a tentative step towards him.Â
âIâm sorry I never told you, that wasnât fair to you.â I sigh, but he doesnât reply so I continue on. âItâs just that every time I thought about it you were pining for Mor and then Elain. I never felt I stood a chance. But you would talk to me about them, and even though it broke my heart to hear how you loved them so, it was better than losing you. I told myself that if I couldnât have your love I would cherish your friendship, and maybe that was selfish of me but I did it.âÂ
Azriel finally turned from the desk to meet my gaze and I tried to offer him the most sympathetic glance I could.Â
âI understand why you never told me, but I still wish I had known. Thingâs mightâve been different.â he said, running a hand through his hair.Â
I pause to consider his words, âWould they be?â I ask.Â
He looked at me in confusion, like I was dispelling the idea that the sky was blue. I understood his disarray. For thousands of years things had always been the same, mates were mates and that was that. But maybe what Lucien said last night did have merit.Â
âAre you not happy with Elain?â I prompt him with a light heart, as I finally started to feel some solace in my own words.Â
ây/n I donât want to-âÂ
âYou do not burden me Az.â I interrupt him, knowing what he was going to say. âTell me truthfully.âÂ
A blush tints his cheeks as he averts his gaze to his boots once more, âI am happy. I am very happy.â he smiles as if he canât help it.Â
âI think it was meant to be this way,â I say honestly watching the shadowsinger reeling in front of me.Â
âWhat about you? Are you?â
âHappy?â I ask, glancing to the door where I know Lucien waits for me on the other side. âIâm happier than Iâve been in a long time.â I smile answering him.Â
âHow long have you and him been⌠you know?â he asks, seemling losing all tension in his body as he sees me at ease. Â
âSince starfall,â I answered, remembering the first time Lu kissed me.Â
âA year?!â Az balked, raising his voice in disbelief.Â
I laugh watching his face drop, âitâs interesting the things you donât notice when youâre in love,â I wink at him, knowing he was too caught up with Elain to pay any mind to Lu and I.Â
Azriel shakes his head as if processing this new information before he turns to me again, âAnd do you love him?â he asks.Â
I smile remembering last night, âI do, I love him very much.â I answer.Â
âAnd does he love you?â Az presses further, as if he needs to tie up all loose ends before he can be at ease with the entire situation.Â
âI think he made that pretty clear a couple minutes ago,â I laughed, referring to the kiss he gave me.Â
âYeah I suppose I got that message loud and clear,â Azriel chuckled as a pause of silence fell over us. âI think⌠I think in another lifetime we wouldâve made each other really happy.â
âMaybe even this lifetime.â I say sadly thinking of what couldâve been. âBut I love Lucien, he chose me when I thought no one else would, and maybe Iâm making a mistake by marrying him. But somehow it feels like the first right thing Iâve done in the past 400 years.âÂ
âHeâs a very lucky man,â Azriel remarked with a certain sadness. âI hope that you will be happy with him,â he finished seemingly giving me his blessing.
âI think it was meant to be this way, don't you?â I ask, finally feeling my heart and my conscious lighten.Â
âI do,â he smiles before holding his hand out to me. âFriends?â he asks.Â
I nod clasping my hand in his, âFriends.âÂ
âLetâs get you back to your fiancĂŠ before I find myself in a pile of ash on the floor,â Azriel chuckles, putting his hand on the door.Â
I laugh with him and when the door to the living room opens I find Lucien and Elain hugging.Â
My heart is caught in my throat as I realize that perhaps Lucien mightâve changed his mind. I wouldnât have blamed him if he did. She was his true mate after all and, she was astonishingly beautiful. Maybe I was misled when Azriel and I settled our differences.Â
Both their heads whipped our way, and Lucienâs smile shined brightly. I was unsure of who that smile was for until he ran over to me, grabbing me by the hips and spinning me around.Â
âIt is done,â Lucien cheered and out of the corner of my eye I saw Azriel throw an arm around Elainâs shoulders.Â
âWhat is?â I laughed once my feet were back on the ground.Â
âI donât want to wait any longer. I want to call you my wife by sundown.â Lucien said affectionately.Â
âAnd why shouldnât you wait? Sheâs a princess after all, you should snatch her up while you can,â Elain called out affectionately from Azrielâs side. I couldnât help but look at the two of them standing there. Â
A hand snaked its way under my chin taking my attention to him before he planted his lips on mine. âBe mine, forever.â he proposed.Â
I couldnât stop the smile that graced my face, âOkay,â I said quietly.Â
A cheer from Elain erupted behind me and suddenly it felt like all the pieces were falling into place, like everything I had ever wanted for myself had now come true.Â
The ceremony was short, just like Lucien and I had wanted. However, instead of an elopement it was a small gathering, Cass and Ness, Amren, Mor, Az and Elain and of course Rhys and Feyre were present. I wore my mothers dress and at some point Lu had slipped out to buy me a proper ring, not that I minded the old one.Â
The rest of the night was filled with drinking and frivolity. The whole family laughing and telling stories, and for the first time in a long time, I felt like I belonged with all of them, as I sat on my husband's lap. It wasnât until many glasses of wine later that I found Lucien carrying me bridal style over the threshold of our home.Â
âThis really isnât necessary,â I laughed, holding a spare bottle of wine in my hand as he stepped through the doorway, the fireplace roaring to life.Â
âItâs traditional for a husband to carry his wife over the threshold of their home after the wedding.â he retorted, stepping inside the house and closing the door with his foot.Â
âFor humans not for fae,â I corrected him as he finally set me down on slightly unsteady legs.Â
âMaybe I just wanted an excuse to carry you,â he laughed, taking the wine from my hand and setting it on a side table by the door.Â
âYou never need an excuse for that,â I laughed, throwing my arms around his neck.Â
âWell in that case,â he smirks before picking me up again and bounding up our stairs.
My feet donât hit the floor until weâre in our room, his lips finding mine in an instant. With a wave of my hand I remove my dress, magically placing it back to wherever my dear brother found it. Lucien tossed his shirt over his head so that my hands might wander the plains of his toned chest. His hands find my hips pushing me away ever so slightly so that he can see me.
His eyes graze the expanse of my bare body and Iâm suddenly frustrated by the fact that Iâm the only one laid bare in the room.Â
âMy wife,â he says, kissing my lips, pulling me closer. âMy, beautiful, beautiful wife.â he kisses me again, smiling like he canât help it.Â
I try to speak but he deepens the kiss once more, robbing me of words as he uses his body to overpower me with sheer force. His hands find my arse, giving it a squeeze before lifting my feet off the ground and tossing me onto our bed.Â
In a turn of events, my eyes wander the expanse of his body. Toned from years and years of training. His eyes sparkle with amusement and suddenly I feel like a sitting duck awaiting his mouth on me once more.Â
He falls onto the bed, hovering over me as he places yet another kiss on my lips. I use his imbalance to knee his hips towards the bed, my body weight pinning him beneath me as his eyes look up to me with pure lust. Large hands dance up my sides as if to encourage any next move I might make.Â
âMy handsome, cunning, silver tongued husband,â I smirk, placing a kiss on his bare chest. My mouth trails over his chest, to his shoulders, and his collar bones. Needing every part of him on my lips. It isnât until I get to his neck that he lets loose a groan and flips us back over.Â
âWhile I enjoy the sight of you pleasuring yourself on my cock wife, I shall be the one to take you tonight,â he smirks, biting my neck hard, no doubt trying to leave his mark there.Â
âOh Lu,â I breathe, feeling my body come alive over his lips and wandering hands.Â
My eyes shoot open as I feel his breath hovering over my sex, the warmth causing my blood to burn.Â
âWhat a lucky male a I am to be able to taste this sweet cunt whenever I please,â he smiled mischievously before licking a stripe up my center.
I let out a breathy moan as he continues to lick and suck every inch of me. His hands parting my thighs warm and hard as he circles my clit with his tongue. My fingers thread through his hair pulling him impossibly close, earning a groan from him that reverberates through me.Â
âLike fucking honeysuckle,â he moans before trailing more kisses up my body.Â
I slink down moving towards where his cock peeks out of his untied breeches. Needing to feel the weight of him in my mouth, needing to hear the whimpers of pleasure on his tongue but he stops me.Â
âNo not tonight,â he fusses pushing me back down into the mattress.Â
âBut Lu-â
âNo butsâ he interrupts. âI want to pleasure my new wife tonight. Let me have that,â he moans silencing any protest I might have with a kiss as he slides home.Â
The all consuming feeling of being taken by him as me gasping for breath as my back arches off the bed. My tits rising towards his mouth and he easily grasps a hardened nipple between his lips, sucking eagerly.Â
âLucien,â I breathe feeling him all around me.
âI love you,â he rasped, thrusting deeper. âMy wife I love you.â he grunted watching where he slammed into me with intensity.Â
My hand came to cup his face bringing his eyes to mine. My fingers trace the scar over his golden eye as I see the emotion flood his russet colored eye. âI love you too, husband,â I whisper to him.Â
A gleam finds his eyes and he drives into me harder, the sound of skin slapping reverberating throughout the room. It was as if me uttering his new title spurred him on.Â
Weâre a tangled mess of sweat slick limbs and ragged breaths as I feel him deeper and deeper inside of me. My nails scraping his back, trying to find purchase or something to anchor me as pleasure rips through my body. His pants become whimpers as I feel myself tightening around him.Â
âAlways so perfectly tight,â he curses, driving through my tight heat.Â
His words are enough to have me falling apart under him, my legs shaking from pleasure as I cry his name.Â
âLucien oh gods!â I cry, my hands no doubt leaving marks in his skin.Â
âThatâs right my love, cum for me,â he groans before sputtering himself. âFuck,â he mutters before I feel him burry his seed deep inside me.Â
His whimpers fill the space between my neck and shoulder as he finishes inside me. Once heâs spent he rolls over taking me with him so Iâm cuddled into his side.Â
âIâm so unbelievably happy,â he whispers into the world, still coming down from his high.Â
âIâm told thatâs often a side effect of an orgasm,â I laugh running a hand up and down his chest, soothing him. Â
âNo,â he says breathlessly, turning so that he is hovering over me once more. âIâm unbelievably happy because of you. You have not only given me your love, but youâve given me a house, and a family. I never thought I would have those things. You are⌠you are everything and I promise to be the most amazing husband I can be.â he smiles, pressing a kiss to my brow.Â
âYou already are,â I smile, pulling him into another heated kiss.Â
It would undoubtedly be like this for many years to come. However long the Cauldron allowed me to live, I knew I would always have a place here, with Lucien. And maybe things didnât go as I had always planned, but gods was I happy, and more importantly I was loved.Â
Lucien Vanserra chose me, not because I was his mate, or because the world told him to. No, he chose me because he loved me, even when it wasnât convenient for him, and I chose him too. I would choose him until the end of my days.Â
Epilogue: Five Years Later
âCareful my darling,â Lucien fussed, helping to lower me down onto a sofa.Â
âLu Iâm pregnant not fatally injured,â I laugh waving him away as I rest my hands on my ever growing bump.Â
âOf course, pregnancy is a walk in the park, Iâll remember that next time you beat me for serving you chocolate pancakes instead of blueberry,â he chides, pulling a blanket over my lap. âI spend a year telling myself you like blueberries and this little one comes along and all of the sudden you want chocolate.âÂ
âPregnancy cravings are no joke my friend,â Rhysand laughs from the adjacent couch. âI find it best to satisfy your wifeâs cravings as soon as possible before she asks for another ridiculous request.âÂ
âEspecially when oneâs wife is a princess,â Lucien teases, pressing a kiss to my temple.
âYou married me!â I protest.
âAnd I thank the Cauldron every day that I did,â Lucien smiles, pressing a kiss to my lips finally.
Part 3 ( Azriel's Version)
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Top 5 Mustafar Quotes That Make Me Insane
1.After choking PadmĂŠ, fully high on the dark side, Anakin still offers Obi-Wan a chance to walk away. [+at the beginning of the book it's explicitly stated that Obi-Wan "frankly prefers to sit alone in a quiet cave and meditate" so... yes, anakin, it IS what he likes]
2.The iconic "identical, better than brothers, more intimately than lovers, complementary halves" quote, which is followed by Obi-Wan's inability to actually attack the man he came to the planet to kill.
3.Obi-Wan sensing death and deciding they should go there together
4. The repeated emphasis on how close they were and why this hurts so much more. It's personal.
5.The fact that "despite it all... Obi-Wan still loved him."
there's really no words for the cumulative impact of the 11 or so pages of the mustafar fight in the novel. it appears after about 400 pages setting the stage, and only 12 pages follow it before the end of the book. the fight stretches out on film as one of the longest of all time, but in the novel it's a harsh punctuation mark that pierces the paper and bleeds ink through the page. it stabs you, twists the knife, and fades away. i will never really get over it, i think.
#we're finally here in my page a day and good god#it's painful lol#revenge of the sith novelization my beloved#obikin#anakin skywalker#obi-wan kenobi#sw#stover you absolute mad lad
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Introduction to the OSR
what's an OSR? it's a game that's kinda like old-school D&D. or is old-school D&D. or is compatible with old-school D&D. an OSR game generally has some or all of the following principles:
low character power with highly lethal combat. in old-school D&D a 1st-level fighter has d8 hit points and a longsword does d8 damage, and you die at 0HP. this is not to ensure characters die all the time but to emphasize the next bullet point:
emphasis on creative problem solving. most situations cannot be solved by straightforward use of your abilities (such as charging into every situation with swords drawn, if a fighter), so the game tests lateral, outside-the-box thinking.
emphasis on diegetic progression. spells are found, not obtained automatically on level-up. you get XP by finding gold more than killing monsters. most of your cool abilities come from magic items. making alliances & hiring followers is encouraged.
focus on managing inventory, resources, risk, and time. the players are constantly faced with meaningful decisions; this is the heart of the game.
very sandbox-oriented. the focus on creative problem solving means the game must be accommodating to players taking a course of action the GM didn't plan for. use lots of random tables to generate emergent story. some elements of new simulationism.
high tactical transparency, i.e., the optimal course of action is rarely system-specific, and ideally very possible for a new player to intuit.
usually semi-compatible with old D&D, but not always. usually rules-lite, but not always.
what does the OSR mostly NOT do?
focus on character builds. these change the focus too much to be on the rules than the fiction, can create situations where stuff everyone should be able to do is an ability locked to one class, and impede tactical transparency.
resolve everything with a die roll. combat uses dice to be scary, unpredictable and most importantly not your default course of action. everything else should bring up dice rarely - dice are your plan B when your plan A fails. the best plans need no dice.
use linear storytelling or put players into a writer/GM role. linear storytelling gets in the way of the decision-making so core to the playstyle; letting players write details into the setting is mutually exclusive with them discovering it.
rules for everything. 400 pages of crunch is worse at simulating a believable world than the GM and players' shared understanding. OSR games rely constantly on GM ruling.
mostly still applies to all the above. making your system a "pure" OSR game comes second to doing what's best for your game.
System recommendations
old D&D or a retroclone
old-school D&D - or old school essentials or basic fantasy or swords & wizardry, which are old D&D's mechanics repackaged with quality-of-life tweaks (and the upside of not giving WOTC your money) - are usually the go-to when recommending someone's first OSR game. they're actually not my first pick, though!
PROS:
very complete, with more robust rules than a lot of the lighter games on this list.
100% compatibility: most OSR adventures are statted for old school essentials. converting them to other OSR systems is usually simple, but not 1-for-1.
easier to find games for. anyone interested in the OSR space knows what old school essentials is.
CONS:
jank. these games largely still have weird saves, level limits for non-humans, some still have descending AC, etc etc. it's not that bad but it is there
i hate thief skills. lots of essential dungeoneering actions are locked to the thief class as abilities, with abysmally low success chances. this is stuff i prefer being handled without a roll. thieves in this system suck and make everyone else worse at dungeon crawling by existing.
there's just lots of really cool shit in other systems i'm about to go into that you just don't get here
Knave 1e and its various hacks
this is a 7-page super-lightweight system that boils everything down to just the essentials.
rolling a character takes like 5 minutes. roll stats, roll gear, roll traits, go. done. it's great.
characters are defined entirely by stats and gear, no classes. wanna be a fighter, have high strength and carry a big sword and armor. wanna be a wizard, have high intelligence and fill your inventory with spells. item slots are elegant and pretty limited.
initiative is instant: roll d6. 1-3, monsters go first. 4-6, PCs go first. swingy, but god it is so smooth and shaves like the most boring 5 minutes off of every combat
monsters are so very elegant. old D&D gives monsters a "hit dice" rating to determine their HP, e.g. a 3HD monster rolls 3d8 for hit points. knave takes this number (HD) and uses it for attack rolls and saves (aside from exceptionally bad/good saves), so a knave statblock looks something like this.
spells are all one or two sentences long & extremely easy to remember.
7 pages is so light. i have the system basically memorized.
DOWNSIDES: there's no dungeon crawling rules (standard for meatier OSR games & something i consider essential) and no real bestiary, though the second point isn't a huge deal cause they're so easy to make. it also kinda assumes you already know how to run OSR games, so there's very little real advice or guidance.
KNAVE HACKS
knave 1e is in creative commons & comes with an editable word doc for you to publish with modifications, so there's a ton of variants (there was a spreadsheet of them somewhere, but i can't find it).
Grave is a favorite - i'm two years into a grave campaign and it's fantastic. it's a dark-souls-y version of knave with some really elegant innovations.
you have a set number of deaths before you for-reals die, as every character plays an undead as is dark souls tradition. makes it good for OSR beginners! being able to tell when you're close to your final death is really good - it lets you emotionally prepare for losing your character & raises the stakes more the more you die. (though honestly you should probably cut the number of extra deaths in half, it's super generous)
XP and gold are combined into one resource, souls. legendary creatures drop big souls you can make into magic items. this has ended up being the coolest thing in my current campaign. my players love finding powerful souls to make into magic items it's so fun
uses preset packages of stats/gear instead of knave's rolled ones, filling the role of more traditional character classes. has the wonderful side effect of not making you get stuck with low stats cause you rolled bad one time.
you have stamina equal to your empty item slots. you spend stamina on spells if you're a caster, or free maneuvers (on top of your attack at no action cost) if you're not. it's super elegant.
there's 3 classes of spells: wizardry for intelligence, holy magic for wisdom, and witch stuff for charisma. nice and intuitive.
there's a page of 50 magic items each a couple sentences long. this PDF is worth it just for the magic items.
DOWNSIDE: see the downsides for knave 1e. all still apply.
i enjoyed grave so much i made a variant of it with the dark souls bits removed (and some dungeon crawl rules added!) to use for my standard fantasy campaigns.
Knave 2e
sadly knave 2e is not purchasable yet (i backed it on kickstarter so i have access, though). but when it comes out i highly recommend it.
much larger and denser than knave 1e. it finally has dungeon crawling rules, it has GM and player guidance, everything is refined and the layout is so so nice and readable.
combat is a bit more interesting than 1e. you can break your weapon against an enemy to deal max damage. you get a free maneuver on high attack rolls.
there's rules for stuff like alchemy, warfare, building a base. it all kicks ass.
there are so many goddamn tables. i rifle through it anytime i need inspiration.
DOWNSIDES: some of the new rules are a little untested & wonky. introducing randomness into how often your rations spoil or your lights go out can cause issues.
Mausritter
you play tiny little mice! in a world full of big dangerous things that want to eat mice. cat = dragon. you get it. what more could you want
the mouse thing is just super intuitive. you get the dynamic between you and the big scary lethal world. fantastic OSR game to introduce kids
nice and robust ruleset; nothing feels missing
tons of super nice GM stuff! faction rules, tools for rolling up hexcrawls and dungeons, plenty of tables
super clean readable layout. font isn't too small to avoid being intimidating. guidance is really nice and clear.
combat is autohit. super fast & lethal.
100% free
look mausritter is just. good. i wanna run it so bad someday
Worlds Without Number
sort of a middle ground between OSR stuff and 5e. paid version here free version here
lots of classes, at least in the paid version. the free version comes with just the warrior, expert and mage. there's feats and more of a focus on builds than most OSR games. if you like more mechanical build variety than a typical OSR game, this is a great game for you!
extremely good multiclassing. y'know how in most games if you just mash together two classes you think are cool you'll end up with a total mess? not here! every combo is viable and works fine! easily the best multiclassing of any game i've touched
an absurd amount of GM stuff and tables. easily more than any of the other stuff i've praised for also having them. but personally i haven't dug into them as much, so i can't really comment on them
skills the way modern D&D has them. you roll dice and try to beat a target number. i don't tend to like rolled skills, but most people do, so if that's your thing WWN has them
DOWNSIDES
the layout is terrible. everything is a huge wall of text with very little use of bold text or bullet points to draw attention to the important bits. the table of contents has like 15 things in it for a 400-page book! i couldn't find any of the paid-version-exclusive classes for like a month after i bought it! looking up rules is a nightmare.
the way the default setting handles "evil races" is like an exaggerated parody of all the problematic aspects of how D&D handles it. like, it wants so bad for you to have an excuse to genocide sentient free-willed people. but at least the default setting is easy to chuck in the trash
Dungeon Crawl Classics
the goal of this system is to take all of the crazy gonzo moments people remember playing old-school D&D in their childhood and turn all of that up to 11 while cutting the stuff that doesn't add to that. i think a lot of its innovations have ended up kind of standard in newer OSR stuff (like fighters getting maneuvers with their attacks), but it still has more to offer.
the funnel: you start the game with four randomly rolled dipshit peasants that you then throw into a meatgrinder to get horribly killed. you pick one of the survivors to be your 1st-level character.
maneuvers: fighters roll an extra die with each attack that gets bigger as you level. if it's a 3 or higher, you get to do a cool thing on top of your attack. pretty standard for OSR games, but this game popularized it!
crit tables: fighters also get more crits and nastier crits as they level. every crit, you roll on the crit table. maybe you chop off a dude's arm. maybe you just knock them over. maybe you shatter their shield. it's very cool
spell tables: i don't really like roll-to-cast mechanics, generally. but DCC goes so all-in on roll-to-cast that it still looks fun as hell to watch. you cast a fireball and maybe it goes how you want. or maybe you explode, or you nuke everything in a half-mile radius, or from now on you permanently ignite flammable materials you touch, or whatever. casters just have to put up with turning into a weird mutated mess across a campaign
there's no dungeon crawl rules, no encumbrance - this game is all about the big over-the-top wacky shit, and is not really interested in the more down-to-earth number crunching. it's more in the you-die-hilariously-all-the-time area of OSR than the you-avoid-death-through-clever-play area. not really my thing but the system knows exactly what it wants to be and i respect it
iron halberd
this one is mine! as the author i'm not qualified to tell you what isn't good about my system, so just assume it's worse than i make it sound, but here's a bunch of the selling points
semi-random character creation where you flip back and forth between rolling dice and getting your own input. roll stats, pick ancestry. pick starting gear kit, roll different dice based on which kit you picked. etc etc. stats are random but all equally viable (no rolling incredibly low or high stats). every time i run this game the character creation is a hit. seriously go roll up a character it'll sell you on the whole thing
you start out a lot stronger than a standard OSR character but grow way more slowly. i don't like 4th-level characters being 4 times as strong as 1st-level ones; HP never gets that high. emphasis is more on diegetic progression instead.
way too many subsystems for alchemy, crafting, strongholds, warfare, renown, rituals, likes 9 pages of magic items, a whole subsystem for becoming a cleric mid-campaign. i couldn't help myself i love this shit
in my current campaign we had a player permanently sacrifice some max HP to become a necromancer after deliberating on whether that's a good idea for like thirty seconds, which instantly made me think my necromancy system is a success
also free
Adventure recommendations
(in rough order of size)
Moonhill Garden (by Emiel Boven): look at this. look at it! this is like the best template for a little dungeon in an OSR game. all of the little factions are tied together. this would be a great oneshot to introduce people to an OSR system with.
A gathering of blades (by Ben Milton): a system-neutral, one-page sandbox. i ran this for an iron halberd game and it went super well. lasted like 7 sessions. highly recommend.
The Waking of Willowby Hall (by Ben Milton): a single dungeon with a million things going on. it's super chaotic with half a dozen different factions crashing into each other and a big angry goose. highly recommend, especially for kids
The Black Wyrm of Brandonsford (by Chance Dudinack): small sandbox with a fun fairytale vibe and a very fleshed-out little town. and a big nasty dragon.
Evils of Illmire (by Zack Wolf): this is a very dense, entire campaign's worth of hexcrawl in a very compact package for like $5. it doesn't do anything particularly new, but the value-for-money is absurd and it's a really good template for how to do a sandbox if you're used to 5e adventures
Ask me anything!
if anything here is unclear or intrigues you, send me asks! i love helping people get into OSR games. i'll link frequently asked questions here if i get any.
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Two questions!
1. Back when you where flaunting on the beach in the summer you too pictures in a hammock, any point you thought it might rip? Or you struggled to get in? On seeing the post the first thought I had was âhow on earth is it holding you?â đ
2. Back on January 1st this year you posted a clip of you doing jumping jacks, any chance now we are approaching halfway through we could get an updated one? đł
1. Nope, supposedly that hammock and straps are rated for like 400 pounds lol
2. Yeah sure
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Malleus Facts Part 1: Family (pt1)
We will occasionally hear information about Malleusâ sole blood relative, his grandmother.
We learn she has impressed upon him that barging in somewhere uninvited is the height of rudeness, taught him that humans often fear them, told him tales of the Scalding Sands (âBut we havenât heard much about the country since things became peaceful hereâ), and more.
Malleus mentions receiving cufflinks, cards and rose seeds for his birthday, saying that he cannot help but admire her thoughtfulness.
Malleus says that Lilia and his grandmother are the only people who ruffle his hair in a certain way.
He says âhaving siblings seems rather complicatedâ after discussing their families with Trey and Cater, but follows with, âone should treat their family with respect.â
Malleus also says his childhood was so long ago that he can barely remember any of it now.
In an extremely rare reference to his parents, Malleus wonders if they, his grandmother and Lilia toiled in the hopes of giving their descendants a happy, peaceful life.
Sebek says that while his grandfather has shared many tales of heroics about the Draconia family and Lilia, they never spoke much about Malleusâ mother Maleanor, or about how Malleusâ parents died:
âI've read many books to gain a greater understanding of Briar Valley and our rulerâŚbut hardly any of them touched upon such topics.â
In Book 7 we learn that Maleanor was the princess of the Land of Briar 400 years ago (before it became Briar Valley).
Maleanor was his grandmother, Maleficiaâs, only child and a key figure in the countryâs defense, as commander of the royal guard.
Lilia describes Maleanor as so powerful that the rest of them combined would not stand a chance against her:
âShe's also unruly, quick to start fights, selfish, and irascible...not to mention incredibly spiteful. Lady Maleanor is Briarland's most menacing figure.â
Lilia says she'd complain about food, refusing to eat jerky when they were children until Raverne stewed it for her:
âAnd of course she fawned over Raverne all the while, making passive-aggressive remarks like, âYou're the only one I can depend on.â ...maybe that's where the difference between him and me lies. And here I was the one to actually bring the food.â
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