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#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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best types of brennan NPC
autism haver
stoner
frat bro who has unlearned hypermasculinity so hard that he's gone 100% the opposite direction about it
anticapitalist proletarian
the most insane person you've ever met
#brennan lee mulligan#in order this post is about (1) ayda aguefort (2) max durden (3) ragh barkrock#(4) bud cubby and (5) bill seacaster#guess what SHOW i am WATCHING#dimension 20#d20#stuff#blmulligan#dnd#ok wait i wanna think about this for unsleeping city#who are the autism havers in tuc why am i blanking.......#im gonna say esther could be an autism haver. or nod#the johns are obviously the frat bros#seven (s3\/3n?) is the anticapitalist proletarian obviously#maddy is both the anticapitalist and the autism haver as a matter of fact#and her name might be spelled maddie idk#anyway alejandro is the stoner#and wally is absolutely the most insane person youve ever met......him and la gran gata perhaps.......#i just remembered about arthur aguefort the actual most insane person youve ever met#strong case for that#the point is these are always brennan's best NPCs#most sentimental? most touching scenes? usually not. but fucking funniest? almost without fail#fantasy high
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I wish to live in you like a parasite
You, be my own private Paradise
[So Perfect - Let's call it Paratise]
#ramuneda#fanart#alnst ivan#alnst#paratise#ivan alien stage#alien stage#his voice is tilling me. HE REALLY WENT AND “UNKNOWN TILL THE END”ED ME IN FRONT OF MY SALAD WHYYY#i love you ivan you're my little meowmeow forever#he won't ever leave the spot 1 in my top 5
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You can't just do that! Send a telegram first or something!
#ranma 1/2#ranma saotome#akane tendo#rankane#mine#normalize being married meaning you just hold hands for 5 years#comic
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"f1 is a serious sport" yeah okay
what f1 really is:

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hey let's have this conversation again since the like/reblog ratio is getting SOOOO much worse. if you like content, reblog it. the people who follow you cannot see when you've liked a post, unless your likes are visible and they are routinely going through them, which i assure you they are not. by reblogging content, you are making it visible to other accounts. fanart, gifs, edits, etc. may be fun to make but they are very time consuming and it is much appreciated that if you enjoy them, you take the brief moment to reblog them to show that appreciation - and it helps. as fun as they may be, it is often kind of discouraging for posts to not do well because for every one person that reblogged it, five left a like and kept it pushing
#i PROMISE u that nobody is like ohhh this blog is so cool and empty they never reblog anything#back in the day it was very common for a post to have a 50/50 ratio#as time goes on this becomes less and less#i see anywhere from 1:3 to 1:5... and dont get me started on gfx
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very big fan of the idea that damian doesn't know how to express his affection directly to other people or else he will Implode™︎ so he just. drops paper stars into their utility belts.
tim hasn't actively tried to kill him the past week? three yellow stars in his back pocket.
grayson ruffled his hair once and he stomped out in a huff. the next time he tries to rummage around his bag, he finds like 10 paper stars just. inside. no bag for protection, just kind of all littered and slightly smushed because god knows how long they've been sitting there.
jon gets a whole mason jar's worth of them over the years, neatly placed on his nightstand so that he can look at them before he goes to bed.
in damian's mind, it's a nod to that one saying that goes "i'd give you the stars"; he just hopes they're smart enough to understand what it means.
#dcu#yes dami they're not that dumb#damian wayne#damian al ghul#tim drake#tim drake wayne#richard grayson#nightwing#red robin#robin#batfam#batman#damijon#jon kent#dc universe#batfamily#damian is emotionally awkward#i like the idea of damian making paper stars#he gets angy when they get smushed#ehem ehem dick#dick grayson#someone make this a 5+1 fic
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i love learning cursive just to write text for exactly one character
#fun umbral lore. i can barely read cursive#if you want to hide anything from me then write it in cursive and i will literally never be able to read it#or write it. i had to google cursive text generator and copy it for this#ill settle on textbox designs also eventually#god its been so long since i've drawn the manor gang i think#saw this post and i immediately thought “cyn”#it has nothing to do with her being my number 1 blorbo. bite me#murder drones#art#murder drones n#murder drones v#murder drones j#murder drones cyn#serial designation n#serial designation j#serial designation v#they're so gay also they blushed immediately after this and made out probably im still torn between like 5 different ships#curse you fanfics for putting these ideas in my head
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End him Nico
#zak being happy top 5 worst things to happen to the world#lou's live yaps#abu dhabi gp 2024#f1#formula one#formula 1#f1 memes#nico rosberg
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A guy who just wake up from a coma -> what did i miss?
Pomefiore was the last plot i follow before real life made me forget about our silly boys. How bad has the plot become now for our gang? Also who is that Gojo looking guy?
anon, I am so sorry and I mean this in the best way, but I do think episode 5 is the absolute funniest place to have stopped following Twst because shit starts escalating SO fast after that. episode 6 literally starts with a secret government shadow agency breaking down our doors and kidnapping students. zero to a million instantly.
and like...that's not even the zaniest thing so far? Ortho's hacked into the collective human unconscious. there's time travel (sort of). "Crowley might be Malleus' long-lost father" is a serious theory. if you'd told me any of this back pre-episode 6, I would have asked for the link to this unbelievable but highly intriguing fanfic.
also, episode 7 gave us (and then immediately took away 😔) the best character in the whole story:
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#there are better and very comprehensive summaries out there so i'm not gonna get into it with any seriousness#(genuinely a LOT has happened)#but let's recap very quickly#episodes 1-5: our friends' RA is a huge asshole! jack's sports idol is trying to cheat at the big game! who will win the talent show!#i sure hope no one turns into a monster and tries to kill us!#episode 6: a shadowy government organization has stolen our friends (and cat) to experiment on#idia throws himself into hell and then tries to destroy the world. we punch ortho so hard he grows a soul.#episode 7: malleus has an existential crisis and traps everyone in an eternal dreamworld#extended diasomnia backstory flashbacks reveal that silver is a cursed prince and lilia wanted to be the filling in a royal sandwich#somehow sebek is the most normal character and that's the real twist right there#every new chapter is its own wild fever dream and i'm so here for it#as for this gojo fellow#i had to google him because i am unfamiliar. but i believe you are referring to our dear friend scully (skully?) j graves#from that time we got sucked into a magic book (again) and then he got mad at us for being fake halloween fans#also he wouldn't stop kissing our hand. who says there's no smooches in twst.
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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh
#spitblaze says things#anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE#3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU#5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general#is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik#anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta#im gonna start smashing things#doin numbers
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tears are worth their weight in gold
(happy new year!!!)
#my art#jjba#giorno giovanna#jojo’s bizarre adventure#jojo#jojo fanart#vento aureo#golden wind#this is probably one of the drawings that took the longest to make#6 hours for this one#i usually take like 1 - 2 hours on a drawing#anyway 3 jojos down i got 6 more to go#i wanted to make this drawing as a way to wrap up this year :P#jojo part 5
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chivalry’s shadow.
#top 10 worst fictional childhoods and 1-5 are fitzchivalry farseer 6-9 are theon greyjoy and 10 is everyone else#realm of the elderlings#fitzchivalry farseer#chivalry farseer#rote#rote fanart#farseer trilogy#nighteyes
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F1 au (clear version under the cut)
#so fine#date everything fanart#date everything#date everything game#date everything hanks#the hanks#hank 1#hank 2#hank 3#hank 4#hank 5#the hanks fanart#de#the hanks date everything#f1 au
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nezha spear form animation!! had a toonnn of fun with this one but my hands are numb now 😭
#nezha 2025#nezha 2019#why does he have so many charm points 1. fun hair 2. pretty face 3. fun magic sash 4. cool spear 5. big baggy pants 6. cute bangle#7. cunty smokey eye 8. acrylics that slay 9. wheels that are kinda like heels if u think about it 10. a little shredded just a little
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