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⋆。°✩ your idol answers your call
I-800-LOVE-YOU | nishimura riki x male!reader
pairing: niki x male!reader
genre: fluff (silly ni-ki)
word count: 1.6k
notes: couldn't wait so i had to do another round for ni-ki AAAAAAA i love him sm guys 🥺
After a lively fan meeting, you grapple yourself with self-doubt and curiosity, ultimately dialing ENHYPEN Ni-ki’s number, unsure of what to expect.
You fiddled with your phone as your fingers moved through the virtual keys. Contemplating, you bit your lip while burying yourself in deep thought.
Should I expect him to personally answer? you thought to yourself. He's probably messing with me, another thought fluttered through your mind. Is this really it? The final realization hit you hard.
With a hesitant push, you dialed the number that was given to you. You didn't even know why you did it, but curiosity propelled you forward.
Out of all the people inside that hall, why you? Why had that idol paid attention to you? Was it because of how you looked? How you spoke? A myriad of reasons swirled in your mind, but it was never too late to—
"Hello?"
You jolted in shock and nearly tossed your phone onto your bed. Fortunately, you had pressed the loudspeaker, allowing the somewhat familiar tone to resonate through the room.
"Hellooo~" the other person tried again, a hint of playfulness in his voice.
"Ah, um…"
"Ah, um?"
"I-it's me… The guy from—"
"Yeah!" Ni-ki hurriedly responded, catching his breath before attempting to regain his composure. "I-I mean, I wasn't… waiting or anything. Ahem."
"Oh." You spoke, surprised by his abrupt tone change, but strangely, it didn't bother you.
Ni-ki felt a surge of cringe as he realized he had come off too dismissive. "I-I meant I had something to do… But it's good to hear from you."
A smile crept onto your face. You probably misunderstood what the young idol meant, so you let that small bit go unnoticed.
"Busy?" you asked, genuinely concerned.
"As a bee," Ni-ki answered quickly.
"Really?"
"Yeah. Bzzzzz~"
You laughed as you heard him starting to speak gibberish from across the line. Little did you know, your laughter triggered something in him—an unexpected flutter of butterflies dancing within. Just folly, he thought, but the feeling was undeniable.
"Don't laugh at me. I am busy as a bee," Ni-ki insisted with mock sass.
"I know, I know, you're a performer and all."
Both of you fell quiet for a moment, caught in a comfortable silence. It was a raw bit, something rarely captured in dramas—the unspoken thoughts lingering between you.
"Let me get straight to it." You shifted in your chair. "Why did you want me to call you back?"
Ni-ki spun around in his chair, searching for a reasonable answer but struggling to articulate his thoughts. "You just… seemed different to me. That's all."
Although you found his answer somewhat vague, you had to believe it. There was probably no other reason, but you were willing to accept anything over nothing to satisfy your curiosity.
"Hmm. Is it because I'm the only guy there earlier?"
"What do you mean? There's us—"
"You're from a boy group. It's not really commonplace, so I understand." You spoke, drawing from your earlier life experiences.
"Ah yeah. But no!" Ni-ki leaned back in his chair, clearing his throat to emphasize his point. "I just wanted to get to know why someone like you was there that day."
Another curious answer from Ni-ki made you tilt your head.
"It doesn't seem strange to me," he continued. "I just wanted to know why you're a fan."
You smiled, beginning to understand his perspective. You were well aware of how much idols valued their fans, but this was close enough to make you melt into a puddle.
"Actually," you tried to speak clearly through the phone. "I just got into Korea. Back home, I was caught up in a lot of things. And before that, I wasn't really familiar with you guys."
Ni-ki's surprise was palpable. "You're not Korean?"
Now, it was your turn to be shocked. "Wah… That's the part you're surprised about?"
"I mean, you looked cool," he mused, trying to recall how you had appeared earlier. "You were definitely there to tease me, trying to catch my attention and stealing it from my other fans." He chuckled, a slight smirk forming on his lips.
"Hey!" You defended. "I wasn't really doing anything!"
Ni-ki laughed loudly, attempting to ease the atmosphere. "I was kidding."
A brief silence followed.
"You really looked quite different, so I had to take the chance," he said earnestly.
You contemplated his words. Ni-ki seemed like a young guy who probably never truly got to enjoy his teenage years. It must have been endless practices and recitals, training and such. You couldn't even fathom what he had to endure all those years before meeting him.
"So you wanted someone to be friends with, hmm?" you ventured, surprised at your own boldness.
"That and… I don't really like talking to just anyone," Ni-ki sighed. "It may get me hate, but sometimes, people feel too comfortable with me. It bothers me that I can't move without people constantly trying to get a hold of me."
You listened carefully as he spoke, his words revealing a sincere longing for companionship. Despite the uncertainty, you found yourself wanting to lend an ear.
"I get it," you replied after a moment of silence.
"Yeah."
"Then I'll lend you my own ear. Or whatever you want."
Ni-ki's face lit up with pure gladness. As he heard your words, he leaned closer to the phone. "Then be my fan."
You quirked your brows at this unexpected request. "Huh?"
"You said you really weren't an Engene as much as you want to be, so I'll challenge you to be one. Maybe someone solely supporting me. Yeah?" Ni-ki said, trying to frame it as a challenge.
You pondered for a moment before arriving at a conclusion.
"Fine. I'll be a fan."
Ni-ki raised his hand triumphantly. "No wait! Something better. I've got one!"
You waited, curious about what he might come up with this time.
"Let's get closer with each other. How about that?"
You were taken aback. Was he trying to hit on you, or was this some kind of prank? Surely he wasn't joking at this hour?
"Ni-ki, right? Are you okay? How can a fan be—"
"Just keep me company," Ni-ki smiled, his sincerity shining through. "I would love to have a new face keep watch over me."
You tried to process the ridiculous idea but all you could do was agree and comply with his whimsy.
"You sure it's okay?" you asked cautiously. He was a popular idol, after all. There were too many caveats to befriending someone this famous.
"We'll be fine," Ni-ki reassured you, wanting you to trust him. He aimed to prove himself reliable in moments like this.
You thought for a long while, weighing your options. All of that led to an answer you had already predicted.
"Sure." You smiled. "I'll be your friend, Ni-ki."
"Nishimura Riki." He stated proudly. "That's my full name."
You chuckled lightly. "I knew that. I've read tons of guides about you guys."
Ni-ki rolled his eyes, a playful grin on his face. "Sure. But you've got the actual me here right now. Let me be your guide. Hmm?"
You thought again, but this time, it didn’t require much deliberation. “Sure. Whatever you say.”
"Call me whatever you want," Ni-ki offered.
"Ni-ki still sounds cool."
"You don't think it's boring?"
"I think it's uniquely you. Ni-ki."
Ni-ki smiled as he heard his name from your voice. It felt like a sweet haven to him.
"Then I won't bother you anymore tonight," Ni-ki said, preparing to let you rest.
"That's alright. You should go rest too," you replied, sending your regards. "Thanks for answering."
Ni-ki brushed his hair back as he heard your gratitude. "I just had the phone in my hand; you were very lucky."
You chuckled. "Whatever. Goodnight, Ni-ki."
"Goodnight!" Just then, he heard the beep signaling the end of the call.
"Aish! I tapped too early!" You muttered as you slipped your finger toward the end button. "He probably thinks I'm inconvenienced by his call! Ughhh!"
As you thought about that awkward end call, it was a separate situation for Ni-ki.
"Wait, I hung up on my ear?!" Ni-ki exclaimed, clutching the skin flap of his left ear.
Heeseung laughed as he watched Ni-ki fumble with his phone, pacing around the room in confusion.
"He's totally going to think I got bored! Hyung, help me out!" Ni-ki plopped down on the soft couch, bouncing Heeseung from the other side.
"Yah!" Heeseung wailed. "Ugh. Don't dwell on it too much. You did pretty good."
Ni-ki scratched his head, contemplating whether he should call you again.
"Don't even bother; the guy was already confused as to why you liked him," Jay chimed in from a seat away. "It's best if you talk together somewhere outside. A nice meal would be a good treat for him, no?"
Ni-ki looked at Jay, a smile creeping onto his face. "That actually sounds nice. Thanks, hyungs!" he clasped his hands together, acting with a respectful bow as he exited the living room.
Left to their own devices, Heeseung and Jay settled into the couch Ni-ki had just vacated.
"He clearly had the hots for that guy the moment he saw him," Jay said, cracking open a pack of chips.
"Love at first sight, I guess?" Heeseung smiled at the memory, diving his hands into the cheesy snack in front of him. "God, that's good. Mmhm."
"Hopefully, he can be honest with the guy," Jay remarked, munching away. "He needs someone to be his emotional support right now."
Heeseung turned to Jay, a questioning look on his face. "Don't we all?"
Jay chuckled. "Just let him be. We've got his back if things go south." He tapped Heeseung's back reassuringly.
Heeseung smiled, reflecting on how Ni-ki was growing up each day. It was a thought that warmed his heart, and he hoped for the best for his friend.
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emma d'arcy in london for hotd: season 2 premiere event ★
#GRILLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1#emma d'arcy#house of the dragon#i literally considered spending the 450 usd for the getty image 4k version of this. thats how desperately in love i am rn with emma#emma if you ever read this im unmarried i own a lamborghini and have a 800 credit score#rhaenyra targaryen#game of thrones: house of the dragon#wlwedit#my edits
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HELLOOOO HAVE YOU SEEN LILIA'S DORM CARD YETTTT
personally, what made me most gleeful about the update news is that the part 2 description implies that they forgot to invite Malleus to Lilia's farewell party. god yes rub that salt into the wound, Monday can't come soon enough
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#i've been refreshing myself on part 1 and i just want to call out one of my favorite little bits#when silver is like 'w-what. you can't leave. what about our HOUSE'#and lilia just goes 'oh yeah i don't own the house. it's just some abandoned cottage i found in the woods!'#'we've technically been squatters for the last sixteen-ish years!'#lilia you're actually kind of terrible and this is why i love you#i JUST finished grinding out 800 of those stupid juices for his sunset warrior card#time to throw my crummy little handful of remaining keys into the void i guess#thank you azul for having a birthday just in the nick of time so i can get those sweet free keys
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A Warm Embrace - Logan Sargeant
Logan Sargeant x Fem!Reader
written by alocon
Summary: Ice skating double date under the stars with your boyfriend. Pure fluff to celebrate the Williams Car Launch x
Warnings and Tropes: Pretty short, quickly written, pure fluff, ice skating and stuff. No use of Y/N.
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A Warm Embrace - LS2 x Fem!Reader
"Do you trust me?" You asked as your boyfriend's grip tightened on your arms.
"Of course. I just don't trust myself."
You repositioned his hands so they were on your shoulders, your hands holding onto his waist as you slowly began to move you both further away from the barrier at the outside of the ice skating rink. Logan's grip on you was definitely going to leave some soreness over the next couple of days, but you didn't mind. You couldn't think of anyone better to be ice skating with currently. You felt his gaze focus on you, as you had recommended to stop him worrying, knowing how he calmed when he was in your presence.
Looking around the rink, you caught the eyes of Lily, who was very happy with Alex's progress on the ice. He was doing well, having only fell over a handful of times and was currently looking really stable. And as you thought that, he went again. Spoke too soon, you thought.
Your eyes met the soft ones of the person you had so desperately fallen for as you slowly pulled him around the track. He smiled, looking at the way your face got slightly redder the longer he looked at you. It was like, in that moment, he had forgotten all about the ice that you were on. He trusted you. He felt safe. All that mattered in that moment was your touch, your hair, your eyes. All that mattered was you.
"I am so in love with you." His voice was quiet as he spoke.
"I love you too, Logan." You meant it. Of course you did, how couldn't you? He was a sweetheart. He would go straight to you whenever he finished a race. He would wake you up when he stayed over yours by placing soft kisses all over your face. He would risk being a little late to spend those extra few minutes cuddling in bed with you. He would tie your shoes, not because you didn't know how, but because it saved you doing it before you headed out for a long day at work. He would slice your apples for you, peel your oranges if you asked him to.
You would do things for him too. When he got sick the month earlier, you called his mother and video called her whilst she step-by-step taught you how to make his favourite childhood soup, just so he could feel at home. You would play with his hair when he couldn't sleep to calm him. You would wake up at 4am some days to make sure he had breakfast before training even if that meant being exhausted by the end of your shift once you finished, which could be as late as 10pm.
Logan was getting better at this, the pair of you gradually speeding up as you went around the rink. His focus was on you. You began to slightly loosen your grip, seeing if he was able to stand on his own on the ice now. He was. You took his hand, pulling him slowly with you, ready to reach out and grab him if he almost fell over. But he didn't. The two of you talked and laughed as he got more confident on the ice, only ending up slipping up once by the end of it.
After getting off the ice, the four of you sat at a nearby restaurant, outside, to have food. It was delicious. You twisted the pasta up on your fork before passing it to Logan as he had asked to taste it. He then did the same for you.
"Today has been so fun," Alex said, smiling as he ate. "We definitely need to do this again."
You agreed. It was perfect.
You felt arms snake around your waist as you brushed your teeth, ready for bed. Your boyfriend kissed your forehead, gently swaying the pair of you as he left kisses all over you. Your forehead, your shoulder, your cheek, your neck, everywhere. He whispered sweet things into your ear about how you're his favourite person. You're his everything. He wants to spend his life with you.
All day he had seemed nervous, you didn't know why but you figured it was because of your venture onto the ice. "Can I ask you something?"
You nodded, "Of course, anything."
"Do you want to move in with me?" You span in his embrace, looking into his eyes for any sign of that being a joke. It wasn't. He continued to speak. "I was just thinking, you spend a hell of a lot of time here anyways and we've been together for a year now and waking up in bed with you is one of my favourite things. Obviously if you don't want to, you don't have to. I was just-" he went silent the second your lips met his.
You pulled away, feeling a shiver run down your spine from the low temperature in his bathroom. "Of course I will, I would love to."
His hands traced your spine through your shirt as his hands travelled to your waist, placing a kiss to your lips before wrapping you into a warm embrace. His warm embrace.
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youruser: Double dates are my fave x
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logansargeant: I love you ❤
youruser: I love you too ❤
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alex_albon: We need to do it again soon, also stop trying to steal Lily from me!!
lilymhe: She didn't need to try, she already had me 🤭
logansargeant: ????
alex_albon: ????
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lilymhe: adore you x
youruser: miss you already, beautiful x
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user: the girls flirting in the comments is giving me life
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williamsracing: Our favourite grid couples!!
youruser: Love you guys, next year is our year
williamsracing: You've taught her well logansargeant
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user2: cuties
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arthur_leclerc: Gross x
youruser: alr just because you don't have a girlfriend doesn't mean you get to run your mouth x
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oscarpiastri: Double date with us next???
youruser: Absolutely!
-The End-
[Word Count - 800-900 not including the comments on the post]
Hi All, I know, it was very short. I will make a longer Logan story at some point, however, I am half asleep and it's 10pm and I wanted to write something quickly before bed. I wrote this in about 15-20 minutes so enjoy. The Williams looks beautiful this year!! And the suitsssss 😍 Not edited btw sorry for spelling errors Have a lovely day. Another Lando story soon, maybe? Either him, Max or Charles I'm thinking x Alocon
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#dial 1-800-akaashi if you or a loved one have been affected#aa stands for akaashi anonymous#im literally losing my mind#need akaashi neoowwww#haikyuu#hq#im going insane#all i think about is him#ushsjsjskdksks#akaashi keiji#haikyuu akaashi#will be dialing the number immediately#bokuaka#bkak
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Not to keep beating dead horses like I so much love to do but I am still completely Flabbergasted and Astonished at how you (Merle Ambrose) could discover the most terrifying fact that a child that is essentially under your care has been indoctrinated into a cult (which, by the way, a process that has taken over the course of years) ((by an agent that has been stationed in a direct position to make it easier to access and manipulate children, that has easily escaped your notice for such a long time)) that worships a nihilistic entity whose ultimate goal is the absolute and total destruction of Everything and Everyone around you, and your one, single, simple-sentenced response to that is to say "Oh, that's a shame. He (Duncan) always was pretty terrible. Hope he gets better someday." And then to move on from those extremely worrying and dangerous bundle of issues permanently without taking any sort of action to protect the vulnerable and make sure nothing like this ever happens again
#i love ambrose as a character but the things he does makes me clench my fists so hard blood circulation gets cut off#the absolute.... lack of care ambrose has for certain things literally render me speechless#and like okay in his uh. in his uh “defense”. there was like. other stuff going on at the time. i get that#like the end of the world for the 7th time yeah there were other things on ambrose's plate#but i dont know how many different ways to put “your children are being manipulated and kidnapped into a cult that means them harm under-#-your nose and it can absolutely happen again“ and make that stick#you... i#that is a horrifying fact to learn and the response is dismissive at BEST#like im not saying ambrose should adopt all 800 children that go to his school or whatever#but like... DO SOMETHING#you have COMPLETE AND UTTER INFLUENCE OVER THE NATIONAL GUARD. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? USE THAT#send out watch parties! hold stranger danger assemblies! have adults regularly check in with kids! install a curfew! ANY OF THOSE THINGS?#like even if ambrose couldnt single-handedly stop a powerful cult he could at least make an effort.... AN EFFORT#ONE ATTEMPT. TO MAKE SURE ****HIS**** SCHOOL AND STUDENTS ARE SAFE........#and the fact that he says something along the lines of “well duncan was always fucked up” ☹️☹️☹️☹️#this shouldt surprise me fir the man who for 1. some reason refuses to fix the death school#2. does not care about dworgyn or mortis in the least#3. keeps trying to pressure necromancers to change schools#4. kidnapped US from earth and used us.#it really shouldnt but........ but#im gonna say it and idc (/lh) if its unpopular. ambrose should not be in power#he is incompetent at best. he is harmful at worst.#he does NOTHING 99.9% of the time and the one Tuesday where he takes action it makes something worse. he should not be in power#this post is /lh but idk. im a little angry#NOT SERIOUSLY ANGRY BUT CMON MAN. CMON BRO#if the game utilized ambrose's potential more and pointed out how useless/paranoid/rash he can be i would ascend to heaven#i would like literally one person (who isnt a villain) in the game to look at ambrose and say “wow hes kinda fucked up”#THATS THE BARE MINIMUM BUT I WILL ACCEPT THAT I WILL.#kind of unrelated but im kinda mad that the only person to correctly point out how weird ambrose is is morganthe#the murderous tyrant. the person we're not supposed to listen to. because she's evil. she couldnt POSSIBLY be right about Good Guy Ambrose!
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ME AND MY FRIEND RECREATED AN ICONIC SCENE PHOTOO
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oh hello there
#not saying that i'm coming back here but i'm also not NOT saying it I GUESS...#i dont know if i trust myself to be healthy about it is the problem but alas#i may or may not be working on huge gifset that would be ridiculous not to post. in a sunk costs fallacy type of way#considering how many hours of work I've already put into it...#(picture me in shrimp position at my computer hand colouring every frame of every gif and by hand colouring i mean layer masking with#my mouse and zoomed in 800% djskfsjf this is fine i promise 🤡)#oh and I've been rewatching a lot of voyager while working on this (like everyone and their mother i got pulled back into the fold#by prodigy in such a big way lol but I'm not complaining) so there might be some gifs also?? in fact i have 1 set that i think is funny#so maybe i'll post that soon-ish? as a little treat...while i continue working on the big one...#well. mutuals and other followers who are still here after i abandonded ship...hi i love you! :)
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Dick or no dick confirmation Pickles was always going to be trans to me anyways; if he's swingin' somethin that's phallo babes, if he's not then his t-dick fat. What's not to get.
#metalocalypse#jay talkin#I'm sorry they wrote that awful gross little man far too likeable and relatable to on a trans level#for me not to hoot and holler and cheer for the trans pickles agenda#changes nothing about his character arc or any of the show anyone is capable of being the kind of person he is#don't make the mistake of thinking thats exclusive to cis men#his transness wouldnt change that#only adds on an extra layer to him that i think works fantastically.#Listen that dude was rejected by his family driven to drink and drugs young to escape that ran away to be in a band#is called fucking Pickles of all things and refuses to tell anyone his real last name;#over the span of four seasons and two movies he slowly starts to learn to be for others what he never had#he becomes more caring more supportive#it's not a stretch to say he undoes some of the toxic masculinity he's been keeping himself shielded behind#and learns how to be a kinder man.#all of which have no contradictions with him being trans!#In fact it doesn't take much extra thought to find ways a lot of this can line up with some trans masculine experiences#i mean. Did no one else have a younger phase where they swung as far as they could into crass rude and uncaring ways#to try and assert their masculinity only to grow and realise that you can be a man and be more caring.#Did no one else have father issues. 1 800 come on now i know those are both shared experiences a lot of us have had LOL.#at the end of the day this show aired nearly 20 years ago and is finished. we're not getting more of it#so nothing is altered nor changed if pickles is canonically trans or not ok. its fine#i mean hell i dont even need canon confirmation hes trans to me and thats all i care abt#but i think if yr getting suuuuuper weird abt needing him not to be canonically trans you have some issues#and bio essentialist ideals of gender if you think only a cis man can act like he does#again. anyone can be like that. its not exclusive. him being trans would not change him in any way shape or form lol#AND ALSO GODDDUUUGH for once i love getting to see a guy pushing 50 whos depicted as trans#do you have any idea how dire and barren it is out here. we never get to see a trans guy older than 30 and whos not a pristine model#I WANT MORE OLD SHLUBBY SHITHEAD TRANS GUYS IN MEDIA
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Adem's only came out so-so, but this one's still cute.
#lye speaks#If you or a loved one has been a victim of picrew theft in the last 24 hours#or would perhaps like to become one#call 1-800-LOOT-NOW#payton#zoe#adem#mabel#bill
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note: as of now, all my works are very much sfw. however, they may still include mentions of various objects, sensitive topics, and suggestive themes. please read each warnings (if provided) and be guided accordingly. thank you!
I-800-LOVE-YOU | nishimura riki x male!reader
ONE | TWO | ?
fairy of shampoo | park jongseong x male!reader
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tfw... | nishimura riki x male!reader
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UPDATED DEC 30, 2024
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ive had a very weird day today. it was good but lots of novelty. i read an entire book without feeling ghe hours or checking the pages and actually not being able to tear myself from it in the first time in years. i saw a movie about SPOILERSSSSS a reformed trans cartel leader with musical numbers. i had period cramps but i also had a pretty good pad thai. also it rained. man
#funny how reading 1 good book makes you feel like a person again#man idk im just realising how much i fucking missed reading#and not fics. because those are always the same characters#i missed getting attached to characters and actually feeling immersed in a story i forgot how much i loved it#falling out of reading sucks bc theres this guilt and shame every time you cant seem to get into a book and you cant tell if its the book#thats not for you or if youve just fully lost the ability to read. also the shame of thinking how you would eat up 800 page books in one#night age 11 and now you cant get through 20 pages#man. i missed reading i hope this book was a good start to get me reading more again#alex.rambles.txt
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be my dad, standing behind your youngest son at a family dinner with a bone-cracking grip on his shoulder to keep him and his temper in check, shaking your head in confusion as he mutters "hozier would never" after your step-father said something very rude about women.
what is a hozier and what makes it more hozey than hozey, in it's nuetral state?
this thought plagues you for many years, keeping you up at night.
#just in case that wasn't clear#it was me#i'm his youngest son#i plague family dinners nationwide#hozier would never btw#i say that like i know the guy#i've never visited his forest#i'm sure it's lovely however#the hoziest#i have my dad's temper#thanks dad#curse me fuckin keyboard#it's acting up again#*lassoing my computer as it thrashes around and throws its keys at the wall*#call 1-800-colorful-dinners for a good time#$50 a dinner#$45 if you let me flip a table and/or punch someone
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I made this meme, cuz Mulder and Scully stress me tf out.
#*rapid narrator voice* side effects of watching the x files may include:#anxiety#high blood pressure#heart disease#staring at the ceiling and silently screaming internally in frustration#crying in the shower#problematic pining#eternal yearning#illicit gazing#stomach ulcers#if you experience any of these symptoms call 1-800-ALIEN for your free brochure#FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET IT TOGETHER YOU TWO#chris carter is a troll fr fr#thexfiles#the x files#txf#x files#dana scully#fox mulder#mulder and scully#scully x mulder#msr
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im literally on the verge of making my iphone layout just akaashi im not even fucking joking someone stop me or tell me no
#dial 1 800 akaashi if you or a loved one have been affected#im going insane#someone sedate me#someone stop me#akaashi#haikyuu#hq
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when I was really little I was cursed by a fae but the fae wasn’t that powerful so now I just always have a stuffy nose
#what kind of fae has beef with a baby tho#maybe they were in a baseball game and I was the baby thrown instead of the baseball#but I wasn’t a christiab baby so :/#the great Christian baby debate#side effects of being cursed by the fae include:#im trans#i forget everything#and I have been known to terrify people by accidentally sneaking up on them#it’s not my fault I walk quietly#anyway if you or a loved one has these symptoms call 1-800-seeliesolver
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