#but I wasn’t a christiab baby so :/
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when I was really little I was cursed by a fae but the fae wasn’t that powerful so now I just always have a stuffy nose
#what kind of fae has beef with a baby tho#maybe they were in a baseball game and I was the baby thrown instead of the baseball#but I wasn’t a christiab baby so :/#the great Christian baby debate#side effects of being cursed by the fae include:#im trans#i forget everything#and I have been known to terrify people by accidentally sneaking up on them#it’s not my fault I walk quietly#anyway if you or a loved one has these symptoms call 1-800-seeliesolver
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