#05x03

[classic-simpsons]

THE SIMPSONS 05.03 | Homer Goes to College

[homehauntsyou]

just thinking about the lucifer & dean parallels tonight. (05x03 vs. 09x09)

[addictedtostorytelling]

i b e t y o u w e r e a p r e t t y s m a r t s e v e n t h g r a d e r

[alltheoutcasts]

Supernatural 05x03 is such a good episode, I know so many lines and it has my dads favorite song on it

[deedala]

Ian + Milk + Home

[soulmates-for-real-tranquility]

Excellent compilation here

[virtu4l-archieve]

last night on earth || tiptoeingwayfinder

words: 3,853

tags: smut, bottom!castiel, top!dean, 05x03

summary: after discovering tonight might be castiel’s last night on earth, dean is determined to get cas laid.

this fic gives such an early 2000’s fic vibe! i cant believe it’s only a year old lmaoo it kinda makes me nostalgic. i was curious about bottom!cas fics so i wanted to check this out . . . yeaaaaah cas is definitely a top. dean is just too much of a needy brat anyways tbh nothing special kinda skimmed most of it oops

[theymadeitlh28]

So Cas binged the sesame street after Dean’s comment in “Free to be you and me”. Because this meme is sassy!Cas

He watched it and decided he was Ernie and Dean was Bert. He binged it and turned in the most sassy bamf

[theirprofoundbond]

Crying because I rewatched the scene in 5x3 Free to Be You and Me where Cas is like

I need… your help… because you are the only one... who’ll help me. Please.

(Yes he actually says it like that, go back and rewatch it if you don’t believe me.)

ANYWAY I’m crying because these assholes have ruined me, absolutely ruined me I will never be a normal person ever god DAMN IT 😭

[dokani]

“not spying, more like research” lucas ur sick!

[escapingpurgatorypodcast]

Amy and Annabelle talk about the eighty fifth episode of Supernatural "Free to Be You and Me" 

This week we discuss; Fanfic gap, Raphael's entrance, and storyline parallels. 

WARNING: Spoilers ahead and Content Warnings within the context of the episode. 

Art by Thepixelagora: @thepixelagora​ 

Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/escpurgatorypodcast

Listen Here: Spotify

[forensicated]

05x03 - One To One

TW: Misogyny and discussions of cancer and death.

Tony and June are called to help Susan whose friend, Jo, is threatening to commit suicide. Tom reminds Tony to use his 'famous tact' which makes June laugh as she drives. Tony can't get his gloves on quick enough when he hears Jo is a drug addict who hasn't had a fix for 3 days. He barks at Susan to not disappear as they want a statement from her.

Jo can be heard trashing her apartment as June and Tony head upstairs. Tony continues to judge when he sees men leaving, 'it's a knocking shop. We're wasting our time with a junkie tom!"

Said Junkie Tom is played by Arabella Weir. Jo shouts at them that they're too late to raise the property and she doesn't want help. She threatens to set fire to the place if June comes anywhere near her. She's already poured paraffin everywhere. Tony tells June to leave it. Jo orders them to get out. June says Tony can leave but she's not going anywhere as she wants to talk to her. She urges Tony to leave, warning him that she won't calm down with him glaring at her.

Tony is really making no effort to disguise how he feels... (I have no idea where the idea of Tony being an avuncular supportive figure came from. Unpopular opinion perhaps but I found him mostly to be a judgemental arse often right through to the end and quick to take against his friends and gossip about them but the first to take MASSIVE offence if they did similar to him. Case in point being Jim Carver most often - the Lee Dwyer/Marie/June stuff being the most obvious parts but also blackmailing a moonlighting (because of debts) Amber to pretend to be his girlfriend when he hired an escort for a party and several occasions with Dave and Reg.)

He leaves the room and calls for a fire engine and ambulance to be on standby because 'the girl's playing silly beggars with paraffin and a lighter. Ackland's doing her samaritan bit'.

June asks Jo to give her the lighter to look after. Jo refuses and orders June to sit on the floor, blaming Susan for calling the police. June reassures her that they - like Susan - care and Jo scoffs. "You don't know me." June has to admit when questioned that all she knows about her is her first name. "People aren't allowed to kill themselves, that's why you came. I'm an addict, I'm not stupid!" She says she had it all planned out and was about to end it and they have ruined it. She asks June her name and tells her it's very boring and asks if she has a boring life. "... It's okay..." June says quietly. Jo rants and raves, telling June that she's burnt her septum away with her drug use so can't smell the paraffin she's poured everywhere. It also means she has to inject her cocaine now. She keeps whimpering for 'Nico' and then changing her mind saying no, she doesn't want him; she just wants it to end. June begs her to hang on a few more minutes to talk because she promised she would. After a bit of back and forth, Jo agrees not to set fire to herself whilst June talks to her.

June asks if she can make them a cup of tea, promising not to go near her. Jo refuses. June tells Jo she remembers her, she's the daughter of a local councillor. Nico is her pimp and Jo says he looks after her and pays her in drugs as long as 'she works hard'. There haven't been many 'customers' recently so he's not given her any drugs and has left her to suffer cold turkey as her punishment.

Tony continues to empty the building. One sex worker complains that she hasn't 'finished' with her customer. Tony suggests giving him a refund or a credit note as he leads them out, telling them they must stay out 'until they get the stupid little cow sorted'.

Jo tells June that she can't function without drug use. June explains that she's coming down and if she can last it out then she'd be clean. She begs her to hang on and let her help her. Jo accuses her of waiting until her friend returns with 'the rest' to rush her and take her out. She starts to rant that her mother was always on her back to do something with her life and to make something of herself. "I am doing something now, Mother." She spits. "Without you!" Jo is about to set fire to herself and June stammers the first thing she can think of to distract her. "It's a beautiful lighter, where did you get it from?" Jo is distracted and tells her it was a gift for getting into university. All she did with it was light her first joint with it and it spiralled from there. June tells her she wanted to go to university but wasn't brainy enough to get in. Jo tells her she was lucky.

Jo is clearly suffering from depression and tells June that she struggles to get up in the morning and get dressed. "You managed it this morning...?" "Because today was a big day!" Jo scoffs, starting to sob. She claims that Nico isn't there because he's afraid of watching. June admits she's scared. She tries to pounce on Jo but Jo dodges her and runs to the other side of the room. June distracts her from starting the fire by hearing someone outside. "Nico? Nico is that you?" Jo exclaims happily. Noone answers and June keeps listening, telling her that he could have brought her something good and what she's been waiting for. She encourages her to talk to him. Jo asks her to open the door. Outside the door is a little black cat who runs in. Jo breaks down again as June sighs and leans heavily against the wall.

Jo asks June to get the cat outside as she doesn't want her to see what she's going to do. The cat continues meowing pathetically and sounds hungry. June asks her if she has any food for her and Jo doesn't know. June chats about the cat to keep trying to distract Jo and make her realise she has something to live for. She finds some cat food and smuggles a tea towel into the sink whilst pretending she's looking for a tin opener. Jo locks the door and tells June she's missed her chance at leaving. "I told you, I don't want to go." She says calmly, not answering when Jo keeps asking her why she wants to watch her die.

Jo shouts at June that she's using the wrong dish to feed the cat and directs her to one that's already on the floor. June feeds the cat, telling Jo that the tuna is her cats favourite too. When the cat has eaten, June gives her a cuddle. She claims she's clearly well looked after and is a credit to Jo's caring skills. She tells her that she clearly wants her. Jo argues with June to get her to take the cat away so she doesn't see what happens to her - throwing the key over to the door for her to do so. June tells Jo to tell the cat why she's making her homeless and giving her up and to throw her outside herself. "Tell her you're coping out and leaving her to die!" she says pointedly. They argue and Jo strikes June, sending her flying.

Jo tells her to wash her mouth because she's got blood on it. June takes the opportunity to soak the tea towel whilst she does. She glances outside and spots the ambulance and fire brigade waiting. She asks Jo if she's ever seen a burnt body and that if she's trying to make a statement the world won't even realise she's made it. She claims it'll be written off as an accident to cover her mums reputation. Jo scoffs and suggests that they'll know what really happened and why. June tells her that she'll only be the one who truly hurts - other than the other residents who will also lose their homes. June reminds her that she cares about the cat and other residents. She can detox because June knows she's strong enough.

Jo realises that June is holding the tea towel behind her back and orders her to throw it away. She claims June is just like the rest who talk all the time to get what they want. June tells her she's seen her kind a thousand times before and that she doesn't truly know what it's like to have real pressure. She claims that real pressure is having to nurse her father through terminal cancer and watch him get weaker only to end up hating him because he won't die. She bursts into tears and turns away from Jo. "I didn't ask you to come here. The keys over there, get out!" Jo tells her. Jo goes to force June out only for June to force her down to the ground and overpower her, knocking the lighter from her hand. She then cradles Jo, promising her it's ok.

Jo keeps telling her she was going to do it and it wasn't a cry for help. June reassures her she understands and it's OK and she'll help her.

June sighs in relief and holds her until Jo hears June's radio crackle into life. Jo thinks 'the others' have been listening in, even when June tells her that they (her and Jo) can hear the radio but those outside the room can't hear them through it. Jo thinks they've been listening all the time and that they're laughing at her. She insists they don't give a toss and leaps on the lighter. She sets fire to her room. The two women fight as the fire grows and June shouts for Tony to help her as she's locked in the room. He kicks it in and the cat rushes out as he helps June wrestle Jo out. It's just in time as the windows explode upstairs.

"NHS are going to love you..." Tony scoffs to June as she helps Jo into the back of the ambulance.

June is contacted by Tom who asks her to call in at another job once she's had a cup of tea to get over what has happened!

[addictedtostorytelling]

s e r i o u s c r u s h

[alltheoutcasts]

CAS BEING SO UNCOMFORTABLE IN FRONT OF NAKED WOMEN IS SO FUNNY NOW THAY ITS CANON HES GAY

[narcsmelly]

nothing but respect for this shot 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

[spnregular]

why include this bit of dialogue if we weren't supposed to infer that dean also used to turn tricks