#0 outta 10 would not recommend

[wrong-turn-ronald]

Eugh, last time I was on my iPad I’d been job hunting

[rainyrambles-overcod]

Wiping away cheek kisses from the 141 as a joke? Overall, not recommended 💀

‘M tired y’all, don’t judge. It’s just a little something different than usual, via my notes app, from my time w/o internet

With Price, come on. You really thought that was a good idea for a joke, sweet? 🤨 That wasn’t very nice. 0/10. Could probably go one of two ways, depending on his mood. Good mood: to teach you a lesson by withholding future kisses from you. How long that lasts is up to you, doll 🤷‍♂️ Bad mood? Oh, he needs you to accept his kisses. Can’t have his heart broken by the one person who brings him peace, after all. So, the prick pulls you right back to smother you with so many kisses that it’d be impossible to wipe them all away. You brought this upon yourself, doll 😌

With Simon…no. Not a good joke. -100/10. Might have a little moment of serious thought once he sees that hand come up to wipe away his kiss—wondering if he’d somehow missed one of your tells that you’d been upset with him about something. He swore he’d taken out the trash like you’d asked, swore he’d mopped the mud from his boots in the foyer—oh. Oh that was a joke? Not a very good one, luvie. Don’t scare him like that, yeah? Had a moment there where he almost thought that you were just losing interest in him, or something, but wouldn’t admit that. Can’t lose his favourite person, not now or ever. Doesn’t think he could stomach such a thought. Reassures himself at your cost, and crowds your space until you accept his fawkin’ kisses.

Kyle would most certainly pout. Ever attentive, he may gently try and ask if there was something wrong, at first. Had he done something to upset you? Was it that annoying coworker again? Was that obnoxious neighbour still bugging you? No? What is it then, luv? Some slight internal panic, but he masks it by trying to figure out what happened. Will use his skills in psychological warfare to ease the truth out of you—for your own good, he swears!—only to figure out that it was just a prank. Nearly had his heart beatin’ outta his chest, luv! 😮‍💨Don’t toy with him like that, yeah? Now give him a right proper kiss to apologise—

Trying this on Johnny will backfire. Be prepared for whiplash. Wipe away his kiss, and he’ll stand there for a moment, confused x100. Tries again—maybe you just had an itch? He’ll shave a lil for you later. But when you wipe that one away too, he knows what he saw. Frowns, and may or may not just pick you right up, and march you over to the couch/bed. What’s all this for, eh? Wipin’ away his kiss like that, bon? Relentless when he discovers it was only a joke. Welp! Looks like your stuck wherever he’s managed to pin you 😚 Just maybe save this prank until after he’s showered, next time, else risk smelling like his workout all day 🤷‍♂️

[spicyraeman]

Had to go to jury duty today, 0 outta 10 experience would not recommend

[skywarpie]

Dad Copia doing his T shot and the girls burst in and scare him so bad the syringe somehow pops off and all three of them scream as the needle sticks outta his thigh (this has happened to me before 0/10 would recommend)

This is the funniest fucking thing. He passes out afterwards bc he can't handle blood

[rk-ocs]

KH recoded live

"I'm always dragging you into my messes."

"Your my friend. I want to be involved in your messes"

—

Have not read it but a wheelchair au where sora says fuck stairs

https://archiveofourown.org/series/1469156

Made me laugh

---

Hey Eclipse, write a yelp review for this hotel that's bonkers infested with heartless

"0/5

I wish i can give you a worse review than I legally and morally be allowed to. Came here for a good rest after a long conference only to find it infested with these very rude beings that are relentless and lacking in fashion. The hotel did not get help and I relied on a teenager and his two guardians to save us. 0 outta 10 would not recommend."

—

"We've got the whole universe inside of us. Just let that sink in for a second"

DRiku"... Pretty incredible"

"All those worlds inside you and you know what. Your still riku. doesn't matter how many forces come after you, because everything you touch makes you stronger"

Then DRiku proceeds to call Sora a half pint. 

DSora:- hey, I'll remember that when I'm taller then you"

DRiku:- I'll look forward to that.

Dsora brings up his keyblade shattering as a good thing, and how it proved it was going to work out

DRiku goes how?

Dsora:- it proved that whatever you lost you can get back. And that means YOU can get yourself back

And then Driku says something about thats not complimentary but hes envious about Dsora. Dsora takes it as a compliment. Driku says he's envious about what lets DSora decide to take that as a compliment. Dsora thanks him. 

And then they race, where Driku cheats with teleport. 

Time for Dsora to go deep inside Drikus memories to find the source of the bugs. Enough of the hurt being undone has been undone to do that. 

Dsora:- I feel like going through your memories has made me stronger. 

Well I guess he lvled up

Dsora thanks Driku for the guidance.

"Don't hold back

K"

Its KH1 Riku! "No ur not him"

Cue "I'll face myself lol"

"Maybe I've been a little jealous. You've always been surrounded by friends." Driku maybe admitting reasons for his darkness.

"Who trust you and are there to support you-"

"Ok stop right there. First of all,I trust you. Second of all, my friends are your friends, too. Just ask em."

Life advice from Data Sora

"You cant force the darkness on a world that never asked for it" dsora to maleficent

"Thats just giving yourself what you want"

"And whats wrong with that. I have the right and power to see it done as mistress of evil."

"If you won't listen to reason I'll have to stop you by force"

"At last we agree"

I knew it was coming but still feel really sad over Driku telling them he and Dsora will be reset.

Dsora: we should be celebrating. This is how the world is supposed to be

 "Taking all that away isn't right" 

Yes Jimminy. I think yall need to make apologies to some nobodies.

"This world may be gone but never the memories on your end. .."

Hi I'd like to talk to Namanie. 

"Just keep us in your hearts and well be there with you"

Glitch found. 

"We cant just let our enemies be deleted"

No Data sora Don't run

"Sora wait do you have any idea where they are"

"Somewhere"

"Sora arnt you afraid. Were not just talking memories here we could get erased the who world could get erased."

"Sure I'm afraid. Wernt you?

"Hm?"

"You've been in my shoes. Gone up against the impossible alone. Because you knew that was less scary then just sitting around and waiting for the end. I don't know if we can win, but i know we've gotta try"

Ohhh

DSora wasn't the only one leveling up in the datascape. So was his darkness! His shadow

He was turned into a heartless once. The taller the light the longer the shadow. 

And Dsora defeating heartless released their minds... Into Shadow Dsora. 

Dark Data is a thing now. 

"And now just like you its become something greater"

"I have to protect them. And with all the strength they have given me I can"

So round one was done. And now its evolving. Cue pokemon music. 

Micky came back!

"What are you doing here"

"Helping my friend. Didn't I tell ya? You never have to face things alone. When the darkness closes in just look inside. You will always find your light"

Riku didn't help cause he was saving maleficent and pete. 

But then New Data showed up, and Micky asked to once again be sent back into the journal. So micky essentially time travels to Sora in Traverse town,and soras like huh. 

"Its time for the truth"

Dsora:- who what. How where is all this. 

Micky:-im micky from another world. Someone left me and my friends a mysterious message. "Their hurting will be mended when you return to end it" and ur the only one with the power to solve the mystery"

Dsora:- me? Why me?

Summons keyblade

Micky:- good. U lost your memories but not ur powers. Will you help me Sora? I need to know the truth."

I feel less good about this one. 

Dsora:- this is weird. I dont even know you... Do I? Something seems vaugly... Nah.

Does this truth your after have to do with me?

Micky:- I'm not sure. But whatever it is, I get the sense its something you need to know

Dsora: fair enough. Ok lead the way. 

Its castle oblivion. Find the truth that sleeps. 

Hooded data Man:- that card will cause you to see illusions of people. Data from the journal you fixed.

Dsora:I fixed what?

Whose Jiminy

HDM:- oh, my mistake. Did someone press the reset button on your memeory? Just the same you will remember the folks you meet here. 

Dsora: that makes zero sense. So im going to meet these .... Illusions and then...

HDM:- do whatever you want. Theres no script you have to follow. The journal is the closest thing you have. 

But that doesn't mean you will see the things it says. And you know,who really cares?

HDM:- who really cares. Everyone you meet here, everything that happens here is an illusion.

Dsora:- so I can just do whatever.

HDM:- anything you want. But remember- the things you find depend on the actions you take. 

And then he vanishes into thin air. 

And then Dselphie shows up. "Hey selphie what u doing here"

"Sora I live on the islands. 

U mean the castle

... We can pretend its a castle if u want

And then he talks to Wakka and HDM comes back

"Don't let ur memories rule your actions. Not when there are other possibilities to be found- other stories waiting to unfold."

And then he vanishes. 

Hdm: well. Did u have fun hanging with ghosts?

Dsora:- hey don't call them ghosts. Their a bit off but we still friends.

Hdm: u dont say. What were their names again?

Dsora:- oh shit. Thats obvious. So why cant I?

HDM: like I said its all illusions. Ur actions may lead to true endings or paradoxes. And cards! Each outcome will stay with you as cards!

Gotta collect them all. 

HDM:- once the illusion vanishes you will forget. As if ur reunion never happened. 

"Hey no big deal. The fact that you cant even remember them,just means they weren't important to you to begin with. 

Dsora:- thats a lie! Of course my friends are important to me. Ok, so maybe I forgot who they were and what happened... But it will come back to me. Just watch. 

HDM: if you say so"

HDM gives him more cards. 

"Their all places from the journal. But due to the fact ur fresh off the island their no longer ur friends"

Their total strangers. 

"Heres a fun thought. The folks ur about to meet. U can use and abuse them all u like"

"Huh"

"What do you care? Their all strangers, and illusions at that. Just empty bits of data. They cant tell whats real. They will look at this castle and see what they call home. Anyway the truth would be wasted on them. They are only there until their not. See where I'm going with this? You can break the little hearts they don't have, and forget right away. No hurt feelings no baggage. You dont have a heart. Its 100% guilt free. 

Dsora:" no its not"

HDM:- oh?"

Sora:- I could never be mean to someone I just met. If I hurt them I'd regret it. And... Even if I didn't remember what I did, the regret would stay with me. Thats what you mean by hurt feelings right? Why would I want to carry around that kind of hurt?"

HDM- and with that you've arrived at the first question"

And then he vanishes. 

Did not expect so much philosophy. 

So Dsora did the island again but a little differently for a alternate end where he was lazy. Then again but helping and DHM started showing up. Then he fought heartless and then DHM was identified by sora as Driku. 

Driku gives dsora one of his memories… Showed Riku and kairi's body. First time shes shown up all game. 

Sora remembered he was on a journey to find them . 

"Darkness had taken my heart and Kairi had lost hers completely." Says Driku. "But at the end of your journey Sora,you would have saved us"

"Now what did me and Kairi have in common? When u wacthed what did u feel?

"Uh"

"It was hurt.  we both lost ourselves and we were hurting. So what would you have done?

Dsora:- help you of course"

"I would have figured out how to take the hurt away. 

"I thought you would say that. And your right. You would. You will. 

"Whats with the sneak preview?"

"I just wanted you to see that you always make the right choices. On the road ahead more then one truth will come to light. You'll forget things, lose things that you care about, and it wont always make sense. It may hurt so bad you'll feel like you're about to lose yourself. But you wont. Not you. Your like a sponge, no matter how much pain they throw at you, you'll suck it up,squeeze it out, and leave things a little better. Just follow your heart and you can change lives. You don't have to do anything special. Just do what you do. "

And then he disappeared and Dsora forgot

Soras getting sad over people he can't remember meeting

"If I really completely forgot I shouldn't miss anyone. Which means... I do remember some part in it! The memory is gone but the feeling is there. With the right trigger I'm sure it will come back"

"So how was your time with... Who were they again"

"U know I can't remember."

"Decoded it was not worth stressing over "

"No. It hurts. u said it wouldn't hurt. But thats good. The hurt will help me remember

"Right on schedule"

—

"after all you did it. You faced the hurt"

"I did?"

"Some people think pain is something you can just wipe away, and sometimes, maybe you can. But not all pain can be erased. The only way to deal with it is to accept it head on. And if the hurt is too great for you to bare it alone, well, then you turn to a friend close to your heart. "

"Because the hurt will bring us closer together, and make us stronger."

[goblinsstolemybrain]

Who else can't believe it's July? How'd that happen? Anyway, here's some news...

Hiya!

Bloody hell! It's the 13th already! How did that happen? In a bit of a change from the way I usually do things, I'm also cross-posting this on my mailing list, my website, my Ko-Fi -page, World Anvil, and the fabulous hell-site that is tumblr. The idea is that you'll be able to get your goblin updates from whichever platform you prefer without having to navigate through a maze of links. 

I was hoping that I would have finished "The Gathering at the Gallows" by the time we got to this point, but... I HAVE FAILED! I blame life and being an adult in general. It's bloody awful. 0/10 - would not recommend. 

I'm closer to the end of the story than I was, but there is still a bit to do. In fairness, I only have *checks notes* eleven scenes left to write in this draft. They're fun scenes too. Think 'zombie on the run', 'execution day', and 'my bestie wants to eat me... and not in a fun way'. And goblins, obviously. Well, one particular goblin, anyway.

So, there's still a way to go, but I am getting ever closer to the finish line. Then it will be time for some SERIOUS edits. Not only will there be the usual stuff to check and fix, but I also changed a character's name halfway through, because OF COURSE I DID. Why am I like this?

Anyway... if you've been hanging out with me for a while, you may have noticed that the website link up there doesn't link to my usual website. My move from writing as Lou Yardley to goblinsstolemybrain is becoming more official, as I now have a new website over at goblinsstolemybrain.com. I've still got loads of stuff to put on there, but it's a start and I love that it's relatively simple. 

Anyway... anyone in the mood for some books? 

Check these out...

Freebies!

Freebies!

A bunch of my books

"Divian" by Ziza Oman

More cool books...

"The Helm of Darkness" by A.P. Mobley

"Three Dwarven Maidens and One Drunken Swordsman" by Merick N.H. Ulrick

"Fruits of the Gods" by William C. Tracy

"Twisted Reunion" by Bader M. Alsadeqi

Anyway, a goblin's gotta goblin, so I'm outta here,

Cheers, Lou

[dragon-queen21]

Tengen made one joke like “uh oh, I think we might be lost.” And Zenitsu just has a breakdown. 0 outta 10 the little guy would not recommend.

But also this is so cute!!!! Look at the baby!!! You are spoiling us with all the Halloween art!

It is I, your fan favorite. I have come here to ask if you could perchance draw infant Zenitsu with cg Tengen in a corn maze. I think a little mouse onesie would suit him well. My greatest wishes, mwah:3

I GOTCHU BESTIE

They accidentally stayed out to late and now Zen is scared and Tengen is comforting him! ^^ (also the maze is starting to frighten him)

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

How did you lose weight? Ive tried basically every diet. did you do one? What was it called?

Depression

[stormblessed95]

What do you think of this Jimin vlive? https://m.vlive.tv/post/0-18231744 I mean that jikook theory that JK interrupted Jin’s voice at some point? Do you think it was a prank that JK and JM were participating together to trick army or something like how they did during Jin’s b-day vlive?

Hello!!

Here is the original vlive:

It was 200330. Jimin spent the first half just giggling with ARMY, eating food and talking with us. An ARMY requested that he call the other members to say hello. Jimin seemed to have texted them first before his meal. And afterwards said that he might not call them because it didn't seem like he received an answer from anyone. Eventually he calls Jin anyway. This starts about 35 minutes into the vlive.

Also can we talk about how BTS are the only men who will ever get me to sit and watch them freaking eat and smile about it for 30 minutes? What kinda sorcery have they pulled over me?!

Jin answered the phone and seemed VERY sleepy when he did and said hello. Jimin tries to do a little pretend play, asking to confirm his identity and acting like he is trying to sell him a cleaning service. Lol Jin declines. Then Jimin asks him to say hello to ARMYs. Silence. He gets confused and asks hello twice, Jin pops back in with another hello. Jimin goes "ohhh you suddenly stopped talking." He tells him his on vlive hyung. And then you get from the phone another "hello" and the voice is noticeably different than before and much more awake and clear. Jimin looks STARTLED as soon as he hears that Hi. Visibly surprised and yet quickly plays it off.

This new voice says "I'm Jin." (Uhh we knew that already? 👀) Jimin giggles and just says that ARMY wanted him to call the other members. Jimin basically asks what he is up to, says he called you thinking he would be the most likely to pick up (Jin DID answer). "Jin" answers that he is just lying on the bed. Jimin then replies, "but you should be here soon." "Jin" asks why, Jimin flustered replies to check the schedule list.

They giggle and tease back and forth about "forgetting" and saying no no, I'm actually right here in front of the building. They joke and tease. Jimin says they should meet in an hour, don't forget. (Jimin did say at the beginning, he had to leave by 3:10 and only had an hour to meet with ARMYs.) "Jin" then says they should eat, Jimin says no, he just ate. They go back and forth about that for awhile. Before it ends with "Jin" randomly saying "I love you, Jimin-ah" and flustering the hell outta Jimin before he says i love you too and they hang up.

Jimin continues the Vlive after that for a bit. He reassures ARMY that he is very full and couldn't eat anymore. (Assuming to comments saying they wouldn't mind watching him eat again lol.) He suggests calling V, saying that if he texts back he will call him. Says that Namjoon is doing things at the office, but isn't sure about anyone else. He suggests Lauv's new song for a recommendation. And then Tae replies.. He does end up calling Tae around the 42 minute mark. They talk for a bit, mostly about how Tae is currently gaming with ARMYs. He ends the call reminded him that he has to be there soon. Tae said he would show up without a shower 😂 they hang up after saying they will do a vmin live together soon 😅 (we are obviously still waiting Vmin!!) The last 15 minutes include a small fashion show, more music recs and then another Vmin phone call where Tae pretended to be a telemarketer. Lol

Soooo now let's talk about the Jin phone call. Let me start by saying even ARMY translation accounts that aren't shippers at all got confused momentarily and were convinced that was Jungkook on the phone halfway through when they switched. And yes, I also totally hear Jungkook's voice. You can definitely tell the difference. No, I don't think it was a Jikook prank on ARMY. Jimin was NOT in on that switch up. He was surprised. Lol it felt like JK heard Jin on the phone, joined him and then when Jin disappeared briefly, probably JK trying to get the phone. He wins and says hello. And then proceeds to basically just flirt with Jimin for the rest of the phone call. Ending it with an I love You and total drop of honorifics. You can see very different reactions from Jimin with the first half of the Jin call compared to when JK took over and it looked like he was fighting a blush the whole time. And also compared to his calls with Tae, giggly through them all, affected by only one though.

I don't even think this is simply a jikook theory, non shipper ARMY also thought it was JK until it got dropped and never spoken about again because Tkkrs tried to start shit over it, "ship wars" and simply the way that the fandom ignores KM moments. But that WAS Jungkook. JinKook were probably hanging out before whatever team meeting they were going to have, Jin was maybe napping. Jin answered, JK heard it was Jimin on vlive and wanted in I guess. 100% just seemed like an excuse to flirt though in my opinion.

Thanks for the ask! These are simply, my opinions of course. Feel free to disagree. Hope this helped though!

[scitty]

i was rewatching wil’s lore vod and made a fatal mistake: opened a chat. let’s see what i found

1. ok straight of the bat — i am uncomfortable ungrateful spiteful angry devastated and frustrated. why. why did you felt a need to point it out. get the fuck outta here. 0/10 would not recommend

2,3: shhhhh they’re communicating. 8/10 we love healthy relationships

4. I JUST LOVE HOW ITS WORDED. "HUh ?????? WilbUr has. paranioa ?????? STILL??????? Unbelievable." LIKE ?????? 5/10 kinda cute ngl

5. i Need to know what thought process was behind those glossy unhinged eyes. 3/10. what is happening

6. ………HUH ?????????? 4/10 i physically cannot perceive you

7. OK BOSS MAN. WOW. I THINK TAHTS MY FAVORITE ONE 10/10

8. IT ISSS AND I HATE TO BE SILENCED 9/10

9. i.. i don’t understand you. but i think i got you. 7/10 minus three points for confusion

+ our servers reaction to c!tubbo’s confession

[invisibleraven]

Writer's Choice + " i like being close to you. you’re warm."

Warning: mild dubious consent (sex while under the influence) which both partners agreed to at a prior time

Reggie is downright miserable, being sick sucks. His throat feels like it's on fire, he can barely breathe he's so stuffed up, and everything hurts. What's worse is that they were supposed to have a gig tonight, and he doesn't know if he'll feel worse if they have to cancel or if Luke finds another bassist for tonight.

He's wallowing on the possibilities when a knock comes to his door, and he croaked out letting whoever it was to come in. Luke picked his head around the door frame, smiling wryly. "Hey buddy, how ya feeling?"

"Like death," Reggie rasped back. "0 out of 10, would not recommend."

"Well lucky for you," Luke said, waving a bottle, "I brought meds and cuddles." He measured out a small cup of the liquid, handing it off to Reggie. He swallowed it with a grimace, then gratefully took a sip of water from the bottle Luke had also brought.

Luke then tried to shove Reggie further in the bed, but Reggie shook his head. "You so don't wanna be close to me right now babe, you'll get sick and we'll miss even more gigs."

"Reg, we were making out like two days ago, I'm probably going to get it anyways, and no gig is more important than you." The Luke blushed, rubbing the back of his neck. "Plus I like being close to you, you're warm."

"You wouldn't be so cold all the time if you wore sleeves," Reggie snarked, but patted the space next to him, and cuddled into Luke's embrace once they were situated on the bed. Soon enough, Reggie was asleep, letting out little snuffly snores, making Luke give a dopey grin before succumbing to sleep himself.

Luke awoke to Reggie's giggles which he was trying to muffle into Luke's chest. Oh yeah, medicine made Reggie weird. Which also explained why he was now naked, and... Okay, Reggie was working fingers into himself and Luke felt his blood zing at the sight.

"You okay babe?" Luke asked in a sleep rough voice.

Reggie looked up at Luke, his face red with blush, eyes fever bright, and he giggled again. "Doing great Lukey, will be better once you fuck this flu outta me."

"That's... Not how it works babe. But you do sound better." Luke looked at Reggie who was still opening himself up, green eyes boring into Luke's own hazel. Look, they had talked about this, about Reggie giving Luke permission to fool around with him when he wasn't fully himself or conscious. They had tried and enjoyed it a few times, but never when Reggie was high as balls off cold medicine.

Luke was about to roll Reggie over, get him off and then find himself a cold shower when Reggie took matters into his own hands. He sat astride Luke, pulling his fingers free and ground down. Luke groaned while Reggie smiled triumphantly. Luke's hands flew up to grasp Reggie's hips, his skin warm but no longer burning hot. He could still hear a slight wheeze to Reggie's breathing but not the rattling that had been present earlier.

"C'mon Lu, it'll help me feel better." Reggie ground down again, and Luke was definitely interested, so he gave the smallest nod, gasping when Reggie almost yanked the zipper of his pants down, pulling Luke from his boxers.

Reggie grabbed the lube, putting the merest slather of it over Luke, and then sat up, positioning him before sinking straight down, punching the air from both of their lungs.

Luke kept his hands tight to Reggie's hips, but was otherwise powerless to do much of anything as Reggie began bouncing up and down with abandon. It was so fast and Luke felt like he was the one dying, already so ramped up. But that was what happened everytime he was Reggie like this, overwhelmed by him, the trust that Reggie had in him, the love they had for each other. They always tried to make it last, or had a frantic second round later, but Luke wasn't sure he'd be able to handle that right now.

Reggie was lost in the bliss coursing through him as he moved, nose red, skin pale, but he still looked incredibly gorgeous as he chased his pleasure. One hand was braced against Luke's chest, fingers scrunching the cut off tee, the other reaching down to grasp himself. "So close Lu."

"Me too babe, let go," Luke gasped, uncaring that they hadn't managed to get him out of his clothes, that they hadn't grabbed a condom, nothing mattered right now but him and Reggie. He watched as Reggie's back arched, his mouth open in a soundless scream, soaking Luke's abs with release.

Luke followed right behind, hips hammering upwards as he choked out a moan, breathing heavy as he came down. Reggie got up off of Luke, then lay down, cuddling in, heedless of the mess. "I do actually feel better now," he said quietly, a shit eating grin on his face.

Luke stuck his tongue out at him and proceeded to smother his face in kisses, uncaring that he was exposing himself to all of Reggie's germs. They had promised each other in sickness and health after all, and what kind of guy would Luke be if he turned his back over a stupid flu?

[onyxiana-is-obsessed]

When Someone Flirts with You

AN: Hiya friends! These are just little hcs of what the BNHA bois would do when someone flirts with you.

Includes: Izuku Midoriya, Katsuki Bakugou, Shoto Todoroki, Eijirou Kirishima, Denki Kaminari, Hitoshi Shinsou, Tamaki Amajiki, and Mirio Togata

Come one, come all! See what happens when someone flirts with you in front of your men!

Tags: @peachy-yabbay​ @sweetlikepeppermints​ @shiggi-trash​ @happynoodle​ @sunnieskies02​ @boku-no-dumbass​ @neon-tries-writing​ @liliesoftherainmain​ @beththedemonhunter​

Izuku’s nice. He’s not very confrontational and he prefers to talk things out. So he’ll opt to talk to the person hitting on you.

Usually he’ll explain that you’re taken and the person is making you upset.

Of course, 9 times out of 10, it doesn’t work. People usually respond with something along the lines of “Run along and let a real man/woman handle this”.

Izuku doesn’t appreciate that. It’s almost like a switch, he goes from this adorable bean bun to a very protective and unshakable hero. Izuku likes to keep away from violence, though, so he’ll threaten them, instead. They’re not empty threats by any means, but it works most of the time.

“You’re making them uncomfortable. Leave.”

Those words with a very scary glare and strict tone works about 7-8 times outta 10. The others?

He’s breaking bones and they’re not gonna be his.

Lmao

Katsuki isn’t a helicopter boyfriend so when stuff like this happens, he stays back. Katsuki pays attention to your body language. A lot.

The second you look uncomfortable, he’s on high alert. He’ll stare at the person bothering you, but he’ll stay back. If you’re dating him, it means you can kick ass. However, if it’s too much, just look to him for help, and he’s jumping in to help.

It’s Suki, so he’ll immediately start yelling with his explosions cackling in his palms.

“You get the hell away from them or I’ll kill you!”

9/10 it works.

There are VERY rare occasions when it doesn’t work. He’s loud, booming voice and glare is TERRIFYING. But there are people that aren’t deterred by it. When they don’t?

Katsuki’s not an idiot- he seems like he’s just a hotheaded dumbass. He knows how to fight and he WILL wipe the floor with anyone who messes with you. Katsuki’s not lying- well he is, he’s not killing anyone- but he’ll beat the hell outta them.

He’s a mix of Bakugou and Midoriya. He’ll often wait out any incidents. You can handle yourself and so he’ll just stand to the side and let you do you.

Usually, it’s fine. But for the people who really get to you, all you need to do is look at him. Shoto’s at your side within seconds.

He doesn’t yell like Bakugou. He’s never had to yell because his glares are colder than his ice. He also has an extremely stern tone and it’s borderline murderous.

“You should leave them alone. Your attempts are working and they don’t like it. Or you.”

50/50 it works. If it doesn’t? 

Shoto has frozen the person before. He gives ONE warning. Only one. After that, he’s freezing. He’ll even use his fire if need be. People know his face and usually don’t challenge him. But there’s always that one idiot.

“Freezer burn it is.” 

He’s a cheerful, laid-back guy so he’s pretty chill about it. If someone’s bothering you, he’ll just come up and calmly tell them to leave.

“Hey, look. You’re making them uncomfortable. Please leave them alone.” He’s usually got a smile and he’s pretty cheerful about it.

2/10. People brush him off. Their funeral.

“Hey. They don’t like it. Leave them alone.”

4-5/10.

Red Riot doesn’t like it when someone bothers you.

He’ll often activate his quirk and grab the person, physically dragging them away from you. If they try to hit him, nothing happens. He’ll fight back if he has to.

10/10 he’s winning.

He’s got a bit of a weird tactic. Usually, when someone’s flirting with you, he’ll join them! Usually, the person is caught off guard and tries to get rid of him.

“Oh? I’m just flirting with my partner.” 

It sounds dumb but 5/10 it works. People just huff or apologize and leave. The other half? They insult him and keep going. Denki doesn’t take it to heart.

Usually, he’ll swing his arm around the offender and pull them in.

“My sunshine nugget doesn’t like you, can’t you tell?” Denki normally has a smile, but the tone- it’s that fake, cheerful voice. It sends shivers down your spine.

Usually works 8/10 times. Denki isn’t scared of confrontation. For the other two? He’ll bring his other hand in front of them as the electricity dances in his hand.

“Get the fuck away from them or I’ll cook you.” Again, same smile and cheerful tone.

10/10. They’re GONE.

Ok. This one is just too easy. People don’t really know Hitoshi, so they’ll always respond. There are rare occasions where they’ll just ignore him. Hitoshi doesn’t like that.

“You should leave them alone. I don’t think your attempts are working.” They roll their eyes and pretend he’s not even there. So what does Hitoshi do?

He’ll stand in between you two and smile at the offender. “Hey, why don’t you ask me out on a date, instead?” 10/10 they respond. 

“Move-“ oops.

“Leave. And don’t you dare ever talk to my kitty again.” 

There have been times people have recognized Hitoshi, especially now that he’s a growing hero. They often taunt and insult him, completely forgetting Hitoshi no longer relies on his quirk.

Hitoshi’s pretty good with his comebacks. They’ll often get upset enough to start the fight and well… they don’t really stand a chance. 

Aizawa taught him well.

Umm…. ok.

Tamaki HATES confrontation. He hates going out and prefers to stay at home to avoid stuff like this. You’re a gorgeous person and people see it all the time, even though you don’t. Tamaki doesn’t think you’ll just up and leave him, never. He’s just scared he won’t be able to defend you when you need it.

Usually, he’ll come up and suggest they leave. “Y-you should le-leave. They don’t l-like you.”

0/10. Never works and that’s the worst part about it. Tamaki’s an amazing hero and he’s mastered his quirk, he just doesn't like applying it to situations that don’t require it. Sadly, situations like this always require it. He doesn’t want to be violent… they just force his hand.

People normally laugh at him and some have even shoved him away. He’s fine with all of that and will even attempt to tell them to leave again. But the SECOND someone touches you, no more Tamaki.

Suneater has entered the ring. 

“You leave my bunny alone or else.” No stuttering, no hesitation, no fear. He’ll glare them down and growl. However, they don’t even have the chance to back off. They get a whole ass second before Tamaki uses his tentacles and practically throws them out of the establishment.

10/10 would recommend.

Even sunshine boy has his limits.

He’s more like Kirishima and Kaminari. He’s pretty chill and doesn’t start yelling or glaring like Bakugou or Todoroki.

“Hey now! I don’t think my sunshine likes you using those words. I think you should leave.” With that big, bright smile and confidence. Again it kinda works, 4/10 times. Usually, people roll their eyes or even shove him away. Mirio usually brushes it off and doesn’t care too much for it. He’ll just move right back to where he was standing and try again.

“I’m trying to be nice here. You should really listen and back off.”

“Dude, get the hell outta here.” Mirio, much like Hitoshi, likes to taunt people. He wants them to get angry and attack him first, so he can fight back. He’ll never start a fight on his own, but he definitely doesn’t mind finishing it.

If they try to hit Mirio, he’ll just permeate through them and take them down within seconds.

After that, he just stands up like nothing happened, places his arm around your shoulder, and smiles down at the offender.

“Told you.”

[fenghuane-a]

⊳⊳⊳ asked: 👀 What is the most disturbing thing they’ve ever seen? (Comparing your main with lmk verse maybe?)

bad time hcs [accepting]

     LMK verse? Quite a few things, namely anything that had to do with LBD possessing others. After seeing just how easily she’d overpowered and manipulated his father, all the way down to nearly having him killed, to say he had a bit of lingering fear surrounding her would be an understatement. Seeing Sun Wukong overpowered by her though? Forget about it, he’s already hauling ass outta there, he is NOT fuckin’ with that degree of power imbalance any longer than he absolutely has to [note: he did not have to deal with it long because he got his ass handed to him fuckin’ immediately. he wasn’t going on the frontlines after that, thanks.]

     Main verses?

     His general outbursts have caught the attention of a few deities, minor and major, and while he’s mostly done a good enough job worming his way out of any serious altercations, he has run into a few that he’s… not quite sure he wants to personally deal with. After you see one slowly set up an underground working in the ‘stems’ of local governments, directly and indirectly manipulate the throes of power to look away from those underground activities, and spur some generally unappealing ideologies over the course of quite a few centuries, you realize you’re just one little guy and that’s a whole lot of complicated stuff you don’t want to even try getting involved in. Also the guy behind it is scary as all get out and would flatten you like a pancake. Yeah no he ain’t fuckin’ with that.

     Also one time he saw a huge worm and that gave him nightmares for months. 0 outta 10 would not recommend.

     As for modern day, not to gloss over some other things happening in the world, but the chinese government has a huge laundry list of fucked up shit it’s done in recent years alone, each one varying degrees of revolting that I’m sure he’d be disturbed by. Yeah he hates humans but, like, you gotta draw the line somewhere in regards to moral standings, especially after an immortal life like he’s lived, y’know? I won’t get into it for the dash’s general vibes but oh MAN there’s a lot. ;;

[foryouthegays]

hehe liveblogging a vod go brrr yes with timestamps who do u think i am

taken from “THE EVE OF THE REVOLUTION (dream smp)” stream on Technoblades channel

Laugh times: 49:00, 1:00:12, 1:40:55

Bu ba daaa times: 15:14

“you see, I had to stream at 12:05, i scheduled it, i made a vow to the gods” is the blood god youtube?? 0:50

“Page 1 of 100″ techno WhAT (3:50)

his voice is pretty today but i can HEAR it dying fjdkshla (his voice is pretty every day but shhhh

“‘hey can u tell my friend gavin hes a nerd’ gavin you SUCK get outta here gavin” techno chill 6:35 

about his cough and stuff 6:55

“alright so basically, I went to the doctor, like a few weeks ago, and I- I think I know what the problem with me is, because I also- well I don’t think the cough is the main symptom, I think it’s something else, which I thought everyone experienced, but it turns out nope, that’s just me, it’s just me havin that symptom, and so I- I mean it’s not- it’s not a terrible thing to have, but you should probably- you’ll probably deal with it if you had it basically, not a big deal. but you know, if you just let it fester for years and years you’re probably going to have a problem. and so the doctor gives me medicine, and what the medicine does is it- it uh, it- it *stutters* inhibits stomach acid, so for like, I took the medicine for two weeks and my symptoms, they get a lot better! they- I, I’m coughing less! it’s incredible! my life is good! but then i stopped taking the medicine because the doctor told me to take it for two weeks and it turns out, stomach acid- i think its useful for at least one thing? i dont know. so you actually do need that, so i stopped takin it like, a few days ago, anD NOW THE COUGH IS- ALL THE SYMPTOMS IMMEDIATELY RETURN. im so old. im dyin’. ohh no. so i started takin it again, which is as per the doctors recommendations. i’m sure your all very interested in this. but i just- i dont want to cough during the stream tomorrow, please, please i need my voice, ive been preparing for this for like a month”

alright that was fun. and yes i am very interested 

SELLOUT TIMER POG

how,,,,how did seeing the sellout timer remind him of a gong,,,,,,valid and same but dfhgjksla

“alright so i was thinking, the other day, i should buy a gong. you know, like, those...i think its like chinese- it’s- it’s that big- its that big uhhh- its like a big plate, and you like hit it with a hammer and it makes- it’s- its very loud, that kind of gong. i was thinking i should buy one of those, and then whenever- whenever the sellout timer goes off i could be like “d-do you hear that?” and then BAM hit the gong!!! it’s the- its the techno- its the subscribe to technoblade gong! it’d be incredible. it’d be incredible, chat, i would get- i would get kicked out of my parents house so quickly but- for the day it takes them to do that i would get SO many subscribers.  i would get SO many subscribers chat.”

ah. thats how it related fghjsdkal (17:15). also he sounds like hes smiling and i cant help but smile while listening. 

techno please stop explaining thorns math i am confused 20:30

HE JUST 

HE JUST TRIES TO KILLS BBH FOR NO REASON IM SHJKFGDL 27:00

bbh giving techno chicken one at a time while having a convo with tommy is the funniest thing ive seen today and i am crying 33:00

who tf just randomly knows the word espoused and uses it jskdhfl 37:00

37:40 is good technos gotten a lot better at tridents 

48:22: “this is- this is how my love life has gone, tommy. alright, so i was in high school, and i was like, i could talk to girls, but- [tommy: could you?] yes, that is within my capabilities, believe it or not, OR, i could just- i could just upload youtube videos and become unbelievably famous, and they’d talk to me. [tommy: have any of them talked to you yet?] no. no not really. but i am famous! so, i have to say, that was the backup plan, alright? *stutters*” HFSDJKLS

1:01:33 techno 3v1 why ,,,,,, he so good

YESSS DREAM LAUGH AT TECHNOS JOKE YES GOOD im sorry i just get sad when people dont and i just,,,,they 1:21:58 kjhsdfal

1:30:40 he gives the fox a golden apple and nods im gonna cry

when typing “THUNDER AVERT YOUR EYES” he starts to type gaze and changes it to eyes. is this bc he told us to avert our gaze when doing the village breeding nd stuff??? bc ik its weird to hear him say avert your eyes instead of gaze 1:33:10

i stg if dreams “do you see them over there? look at them.” is used in an animatic (ESPECIALLY a sadist one) i will scream hskgdjfla these yters are controlled by artists and its amazing 1:38:30

“It’s not an experiment, i’m just putting my hypotheses through mutlible controlled trials where i adjust variables and then record the results” (1:11:20) has the same vibes as the “mandatory unpaid volunteer work” stuff. also is techno a science nerd bc if he is thatd make him a math, science, english, and history nerd and that can NOT be allowed

wait wasnt “ill burn that bridge when i come to it” a tumblr thing like was that from tumblr or am i forgetting something bc if not uh technos on tumblr /hj 1:13:40

[saeryuart]

Ikevamp Hugger Tiers

... Welcome to the first and last piece of writing I’ll likely ever post on here lmao. I couldn’t get this outta my head and this happened XD If your guy happens to be one of the lower tiers, sorry! 

The entire list is just how I think it would go, soooo yeah. Though funnily enough, the guys listed in the tiers themselves aren’t necessarily in order lmao. 

Includes Vlad and Charles! Because it’s gonna be a long af post, writing is under the cut!

TOP TIER HUGGERS

Napoleon:

-Honorary member #1 of the #GotThisSquad

-Man radiates big bro energy, and if you don’t know it right now, you WILL know it when he takes you in his arms. They’re warm, strong and protective.

The kinds of hugs he tends to give vary between being playful or protective. If he’s feeling playful, he’d probably hug you from behind and murmur teasing, loving remarks in your ear. He’s particularly fond of nuzzling his cheek in your hair.

-Man’s also got big hands, great for holding your waist, along with other things mhmmm~ ;)) they’re great for making you feel even more secure than you normally would, and that’s saying a lot

-With his hugs, he wants to tell you he’s not only protecting your body, but your heart and soul if you’re willing. They’re all encompassing, and are always gonna have you feeling safe, no matter what

-Sleepy hugs are arguably the best kind of hugs to receive from him though, bc all filters are off. Any reservations the man might normally have are gone as he pulls you into bed to hug the life outta you 

-Hope you don’t have any important plans for the day bc you’ll be stuck there with his face buried in the crook of your neck, nuzzling into you like a cat. 

-Please hug him, you won’t regret it. .... If you don’t have plans.

Overall rating: 9/10

Comte:

-Leader of the #GotThisSquad, man knows what he is doing

-He’s super observant of people by nature, so he’ll know immediately what it is you want. You someone that’s more energetic and wants tight hugs? That’s what you’re gonna get. You’re a shy, hesitant bean that isn’t quite used to contact? He’s gotchu girl~ He’ll hold you gently but loosely, so you have the chance to step away if you want to

-but if he had it his way, he would put the person in the gentlest but secure hold. Especially fond of having his hands stroke their hair and back.

-Speaking of which, his hands are like magic, able to melt your worries and tensions away. They just coax you into relaxing in his arms

-He personally prefers to be the one doing the holding, but if you want to spoil him, you don’t need to work that hard to convince him - running your fingers through his hair is a surefire way to make a contented sigh escape his lips.

-It’s a bone-deep kind of satisfaction that Comte wouldn’t trade for anything in the world, cherishing the person in his arms

-It doesn’t matter whether you’re happy or sad, he’s your go-to person if you’re in need of a hug

Overall rating: Sugar Daddy/10

Vincent:

-Final member of the #GotThisSquad.

-Like a warm summer day, his hugs are super soft and sweet. Somehow, despite being a painter and hardly stepping out of the mansion, he smells like freshly washed sheets.

-His hands are gentle and soft, but a little calloused from constantly washing and handling his art supplies and paintings.

-While holding you, expect sweet nothings to be whispered in your ear. Man loves you so much, he has to make sure you know everything that’s in his thoughts, EVERYTHING.

-His fingers tend to absently trace all the little things he loves about you; your hair, your cheeks, your lips, the way your eyes shine when they reflect his own loving gaze in yours... it all makes him want to hold you more and never let go.

-Particularly fond of holding your hand while hugging you, intertwining your fingers together as naturally as breathing. Also enjoys touching foreheads with your own, staring into your eyes.

-He hopes he makes you feel as beautiful as he sees you.

Overall rating: Sunshine Boi/10 **sobs** 

HIGH TIER HUGGERS

Leonardo:

-BLAST FURNACE.

-This man is a portable heater who can’t stand not being in your arms for 0.000001 seconds. Especially when he’s ready to take a nap.

-Great during Winters, but the Summer... welp. Run MC. Other than that though, he gives great bear hugs.

-He’s so huge, he literally dwarfs any and everything under that hugeass coat. TBH you’ll either hate it or love it, depending on how good your blood circulation is lmaooo

-Man likes giving back hugs when in a teasing mood, but when he’s feeling more romantic, he prefers you to be facing him. Odds are, he’ll be pulling you into his arms, hand tucking the back of your head into his chest.

-His bear hugs are reassuring, those broad arms and strong chest doing wonders in making you feel safe and secure. Depending on how tall you are, he’d pull you into his chest or the crook of his neck. ... And did I mention that chest? Damn Daddy.

-Odds are, he’s gonna smell like tobacco too. If you don’t like that sorta thing, that could be something of a turnoff. Man’s a giant too, so odds are you’re going to be an armrest half the time, rip.

Overall rating: 8/10

Arthur:

-Like his personality, his hugs are playful and endearing. He LOVES cuddles and by Jove, if Arthur Conan Doyle wants cuddles, he WILL get cuddles.

-Repeat after me. CLINGY. MAN.

-It’s practically canon that, like a puppy, he wants your attention on him ALL THE TIME. So eye contact is a must, lots of small kisses peppered across your face to make you laugh; your laughter never fails to make his heart skip a beat.

-Skinship is practically a requirement, it’s Arthur’s love language. Up there with gift giving.

-He loves holding your waist while breathing in your scent in the crook of your neck. He wants to be enveloped by you, your presence assures him more than anything. But that doesn’t mean the hugs are a one-sided thing, either.

-If in a particularly good mood, he’ll hum some random English tune while swaying you side to side. Sometimes, that swaying might evolve into a full-blown dance, with him twirling you around the mansion floor with laughter.

-With you, he always wants you to feel as good as you make him, for you bring out the best side of him.

Overall rating: 8.5/10

Vlad:

-0/10, momma didn’t raise you to fall for no shady man, wouldn’t recommend.

-KIDDING, I’M KIDDING. .... Mostly.

-Bc he’s such a shady man with little to no experience in physical contact, one would think a hug from him would be the worst idea one could have if they ignored his pretty face and bewitching eyes-

-Warning: Once he’s in love, his hugs are the singular most addicting thing besides his kisses. MAYDAY, MAYDAY, ABORT!! Man is dangerously attractive, and he knows it.

-Bc he’s always around flowers, he always smells great. Like nectar from the sweetest flower, his sweet, honeyed words would coax you over until, before you know it, you’re trapped within his arms.

-He’s not planning on letting go either, because only he deserves to see such beauty and tend to it. As far as he’s concerned, the other weeds he calls ‘men’ could be nipped in the bud ok that’s enough flower puns, I promise.

-His hugs are unbelievably gentle, but possessive. You’ll be handled so delicately, you’d wonder if he mistook you for glass - no, even glass was handled with less care than how he’s holding you right now.

-He has to have eye contact while holding you. No exceptions. He has to know, what are you thinking right now? If you feel like breaking away, surely he has other ways of convincing you...

Overall rating: Intervention/10

Charles:

-TACKLE HUUUUUUGSSSS

-Hope you have a strong back, because he won’t be able to resist glomping you over half the time.

-If he’s particularly excited, he’ll be playfully swinging you around after. You getting dizzy? Tooooo bad, maybe after a couple more minutes. As long as you don’t throw up, babe~

-Man may be a doctor but dammit, he has the right to cuddle his honey, too! Hmm, this sounds familiar. Must be a doctor thing.

=Nose boops and cheek rubs. All that disgustingly cheesy and playful shit that makes anyone watching gag from the diabetes. 

-If he’s feeling mischievous enough, he might bury his nose into the crook of your neck to blow hot air on your skin to make you squirm. It never fails to make him giggle.

-His main focus is making you laugh and have a good time, nothing else matter.s He likes the way laughter makes your eyes crinkle juuust right~

Overall rating: 7.5/10 bc his hugs will break someone’s back one day-

MID-TIER HUGGERS

Dazai:

-A surprisingly decent hugger.

-One wouldn’t think him capable of giving hugs with such genuity and emotion, unless you were the person he were doing it to. These special hugs are especially private, reserved for the irreplacable person in Dazai’s life.

-Despite his appearances, he is a compassionate person deep down, and wants to see you happy. Especially as the one who taught him to care for his own life.

-Like Arthur, he likes making you laugh. With his arms encircling your middle from behind, he likes giving surprise tickles to make you squeak and jump, promting his own quiet chuckles. Your reactions never fail to amuse him.

-His hugs are literally breathtaking, because you’ll be too busy squirming with breathless laughter to escape out of his arms. It makes his eyes light up in a way that’s startlingly different from the smile he shows the others; the closest thing to a true smile.

-For more somber moments, he holds you like he’s never going to hold you again. You can feel how much he cherishes you with how gently but securely he embraces you. He likes doing it from behind so you don’t have to see the pained expression on his face as he holds your hand for comfort.

-The only real downside is that again these hugs are especially private, so no one else gets to see. A shame too, or not, depending on how you look at it. uwu

Overall rating: Soft sad boi/10 whoops I kinda accidentally turned this into angst.

Isaac:

-Awkward Blushy Boi #1.

-Bc he’s so awkward and shy, his hugs are gonna be stiff af at first. He might not even respond at all, depending on how startled he is. Or how fast you let go of him

-If you do let go first, he’s gonna be lowkey highkey disappointed.

-Good thing is, because his hands are so used to delicate work, his touch is gentle and precise. So if you’re sensitive to physical sensations, he’ll pick up on that. If he does manage to brush against a sensitive area, expect a ton of stammered apologies and red cheeks.

-At first, his initial touches are shaky and unsure. But when he starts to gain confidence, his hands are curious and careful.

-Give him some time to let the hedgehog bristles come down a bit, and you’ve got yourself a teddy bear. Unfortunately, his hugs are going to remain awkward for some time bc-

-wHAT IF HE HOLDS YOU FOR TOO LONG, WOULD YOU GET ANNOYED??? DOES IT COME OFF AS TOO CLINGY, WHAT IF- ***incoherent anxious screaming into the void***

-Error: Isaac Newton has stopped working.exe

-Once he gets used to you though, his hugs become super comforting. Boy’s a string bean, so his arms aren’t the most buff. But the way he holds you is so awkwardly sweet, you can feel the sincerity behind his actions.

-Please give him a chance, he’s so worth it T_T

Overall rating: 7/10

Jeanne:

-Awkward Blushy Boi #2

-Similarly to Isaac, he’s super standoffish at first, especially with the whole ‘don’t touch me, you’ll get dirty blah blah blah’ spiel sHUT UP AND LET ME LOVE YOU.

-Don’t expect him to ever initiate hugs, not at first. It’s a long work in progress with this man. But pls stick with him, he is so, so worth it.

-Jeanne isn’t a person that gives away affection lightly, so whenever he hugs you, expect him to mean it. You will be weak-kneed at the sheer compassion and warmth behind his actions, even through his gloves.

-But if you do ever hug him, even though it’s hesitant, he’ll never fail to hug you back bc he’s a soft boi that doesn’t want to hurt your feelings.

-Despite having the tendency to push people away,his hugs are gentle and protective. They let you know you’re safe and not alone. Giver #2 of great comfort hugs.

-Once he’s comfortable, he’ll like the feeling of your bare skin against his palms, so he’ll start hugging you with his gloves off.

-Develops a habit of gently rubbing his thumb across the back of your hand; he likes how small they feel in his own. It makes him feel protective, renewing his vow of keeping you safe.

-Unfortunately, he gets points deducted for never initiating contact at first, as well as his hugs being rather stiff for a long time.

Overall Rating: 6.5/10 pls love-

Sebastian:

-Hugging? When you could be WORKING?? It’s more likely than you think.

-Man is normally reserved, and not one for physical contact. But his touch is surprisingly gentle and reassuring. Particularly if you’re feeling upset or stressed.

-He’s fond of back rubs and closeness as he’s holding you. Tucking your head under his chin, his hold is gentle but firm, reminding you of your good qualities and what he loves about you. 

-Because he’s not as remarkable as the other men in the mansion, he might need some extra reassurance that he’s good enough for you. He’ll appreciate it if you rub his back, especially after a rough day. 

-Under those gloves, his hands are rough and calloused from his work as a butler, but the way he embraces you couldn’t be more deliberate or careful.

-Sebastian considers you his little miracle, the fact that you came from the same timeline as him gives him a new level of comfort as a piece of home away from home.

-Despite his strictness during work, he makes sure you know how much you really mean to him. While he disapproves of PDA in front of the residents, he doesn’t mind sneaking a cuddle now and then... in privacy of course.

-But despite these qualities, the problem with Sebastian’s hugs is that they hardly get a chance to happen.

-Man is too busy working himself to death helping the mansion residents, and has an 18-hour work schedule everyday to spend time with you. Someone save him bls. You’ll be doing both of yourselves a favor.

Overall rating: Workaholic/10

LOW-TIER HUGGERS (I’m so sorry)

Theo:

-Ah yes, Hondje fetish man.

-Like his brusque personality, his grip may be a tad rough, but the way he holds you is protective and gentle. Likes holding the back of your head close to him, arm secure around your waist; he likes the feeling of you belonging to him

-Theo doesn’t really do comfort hugs. Unless your life was in danger or something, he’s much more likely to just pull you in when he feels like having cuddles hugs. Processing emotional depth greater than familial love is a bit of a learning curve for the man. He’s trying.

-His hold is possessive, but affectionate. He likes pulling you in close by the hip when in public; man claims he’s not big into PDA, but he’s proud of his girlfriend and WILL show that off, dammit. 

-Also claims he’s not clingy, but he’ll hold onto you for as long as physically possible until he has to let go. So you’d better not be thinking of going anywhere Hondje, not when you have your Master to please. Yeah, sure ok sounds fake but ok.

-He doesn’t initiate hugs often, but he likes holding you in quiet moments when you’re alone. Not that he’ll admit that out loud. Like Vincent, he likes touching foreheads with yours to stare into your eyes. They’re like the perfect works of art to him, a masterpiece he can stare at for hours. He likes how expressive they are, the way they light up in so many different ways whether you’re happy, angry or excited.

-Honestly, despite the loving shit I give him, he’s only barely in this tier for a couple reasons. But one of them is that he’s not really an affectionate kind of hugger. Theo’s the kind of guy that expresses his love through uh... other physical means. If you catch my drift~ >3

-All in all, his hugs are protective and strong, but also a little rough. Perfect if you want to be assured of your relationship and loved, but not really recommended if you’re looking for something comforting and soothing. 

-TLDR: His hugs are warm, but not versatile. Honest Tsunderes die if they are killed

Overall rating: 6/10

Mozart:

-Awkward Blushy Boy #3. The holy trinity is complete.

-Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to rank Mo as the worst hugger of the mansion guys for a couple reasons. One being his lack of human contact.

-Like Isaac, his hands are very careful. He cherishes you, and wants you to feel the devotion he has for you, so he often handles you as gently as he does his violets.

-But the stage to get there is unbearably long. Like, Jeanne kinda long. In fact, Mo is someone that, (even after he gets together with you), thinks that people only approach him when they have an angle, something to gain from him. But that doesn’t mean he holds back with you.

-His initial hugs are awkward at best, the but number of ways he hugs you is as innumerable as his compositions. A loving, encasing hug for a declaration of affection, a passionate intense embrace when recovering from a close call, entwining of fingers in a quiet moment... you’ll have it all. 

-He sometimes hums some songs in your ear while holding you, particularly if you’re upset. His hand will also be rubbing soothing and gentle circles in your back. Mozart is a passionate, empathic man deep down, and will accept nothing less than your complete comfort.

-Unfortunately, while his hands are beautiful and practically close to perfection in appearance, they’re awfully cold from poor circulation. Doesn’t help that he’s a literal vampire.

-The temperature difference is bound to make you jump a little, but he makes up for it with his gentleness. It’s also why he likes stroking your hair, entwining his fingers together around your waist so you don’t feel the cold as much.

-But the big reason points get deducted off is-

...... I see you reaching for the Purell, asshole. >:(

Overall Rating: Ice Hands/10

Shakespeare:

-D.... do i really need to explain this? ;;

-Don’t get me wrong, the man is very romantic. He never fails to whisper sweet words to sweep you off your feet. Hushed poetics and compliments flow out of his lips with ease, making you feel like a princess in his arms.

-However, like Mozart, his hands are cold from poor circulation. Not to mention... do you smell a hint of blood, coming from him? No, it’s just your imagination, he swears.

-Like the man himself, his embraces are very passionate. He loves holding you close by the waist, making sure your bodies are touching as much as possible. He’s rather fond of bringing a lock of your hair to his lips, kissing it with the flutter of a butterfly’s wings.

-He’s also rather... possessive. When he’s feeling particularly sly, he embraces you sensually from behind, resting his chin on top your shoulder. The way his arms slowly rise to curl around your waist feel like the sweetest trap you can’t bring yourself to escape.

-He’s also one that silently demands eye contact. As he keeps a hold of your waist, he likes to cradle your cheek tenderly, the mismatched wild yellow and blood red faze staring into your soul. The way he searches your eyes for your secrets steals your breath away, as the devotion he pours into the act belies any falsehoods he might’ve told.

-Again, this man is very devoted. Loves you to the point of obsession, really, But would I recommend hugging him personally? Aha ha ha haaa... gimme a while on that one. When the knife he has in his pocket isn’t poking my stomach. And NO, I don’t mean the one you want.

Overall rating: Romantic until someone dies/10 (I SEE those knives sticking out of your coat pocket Shakes, I want your arms, not the damn Iron Maiden).

Faust:

-Man wants you as a guinea pig. Why would you want to hug that. 

-...  Idk enough of him to actually add more than that. Sorry lmao.

Overall rating: Death wish???/10

--- Wow, I am never doing that again sdlkfjsd. I think my wrists have died along with my sinuses making this post lmao. Hopefully everyone was relatively in character! If you actually managed to sit through all of this, you deserve a big round of applause, seriously. I think I’ll stick to drawing tho, kek.

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Prince of Tennis (2019) meme

I was tagged by @hardworkingprocrastinator aka @rupru-russiaxprussia whom I do believe I ranted with about the Imperial Pair ship, and the unexpected potential of Si Yang x Qi Ying… so thanking you kindly for another excuse to rave about ChinaPuri… sooo uhhh time for some fun times!!

Tagging: I have 0 idea who to tag because we a smaller fandom

Warning: I have not watched or read the original manga/anime soooooo I’m in an even smaller subset of the fandom babeyyyy!!! It has also been a couple months since I watched the show, so there is a strong chance I’ll have forgotten names and situations, and just general thoughts I have... BUT WHATEVER time to rant to the thirteen people who’ve watched ChinaPuri!!!

Questions:

1. Favorite character(s)? 2. Favorite school team(s)? 3. Favorite coach(es)? 4. Favorite supporting cast member(s)? (characters who aren’t regulars, aren’t on tennis teams etc.) 5. Favorite original character(s) in the adaptation? 6. Who do you think enacted their role best? 7. Favorite singles match? 8. Favorite doubles match? 9. Favorite story arc? 10. Most amusing tenipuri scene(s)/moment(s)/running joke(s)? 11. What did you like most about the adaptation? 12. What do you think the adaptation could have improved on? 13. Any other thoughts you want to share?

Answers: THIS ISH GETS LONGGGGG SO CUT OFF NOW

1. Favorite character(s)?

MU SI YANG BABEYYYYY!!! I already love a stoic glasses boi, but Mu Si Yang (again not TeniPuri Tezuka, just ChinaPuri Si Yang) may be one of my favourite takes on the stoic glasses boi… like I don’t often enjoy live action versions of anime, especially because the acting is never the best (and granted this one too, had some okay performances) but the guy who plays Mu Si Yang melted my heart… he was the stony-faced serious captain, who could deliver a subtle joke that left you snickering… but he was also the determined, earnest, crazy talented leader with his own hidden struggles who just wanted to take his team and friends as far as they go into competition… which is an essential part of any good sports drama… and he captured it so perfectly… and I love him.. he’s so beautiful too… I would fall in love with him in a heartbeat, and I don’t often say that about characters (like I love them but never in love ya dig?)

Zhou Zhi was a close favourite…basically I just love the two genius senpais…

2. Favorite school team(s)?

Oh god… Yu Feng maybe? We spend the most time with them, they have the most screen time of all the other teams…we have a whole training arc where they’re continuously winning against the struggling to evolve Yu Qing…very reminiscent of the Karasuno-Nekoma rivalry in that they help each other get better… I would’ve loved to see the rivalry/camaraderie develop even more so that when Si Yang leaves, the relief at having this network of tennis friends would’ve been that much more powerful…

Also I really enjoy Xu Ziping’s hustle… I love the story of Yu Feng…they had a shitty coach and had to make a deal to keep winning in order to even remain an official team… and when Yu Qing faced Yu Feng, I really couldn’t tell who I wanted to root for because I knew there was real weight behind every loss for Yu Feng…

After that, maybe No. 6… they’re so chill, they’re not straining for each win and just enjoying their time on the court…and the Old Coach dude was a great character to introduce...

3. Favorite coach(es)?

Maybe No. 6’s coach… I legit can’t remember his name but he oozes skill and experience without all the stress of younger coaches who bend over backwards for success… and while, again, the circumstances surrounding his appearance was a bit waffle-y in execution (which is about par for live action adaptations), I love that he serves as a sage outsider who can assess in three seconds what kind of player Lu Xia is, and what he needs to do to improve… I love me a good wise character who still knows how to inspire people in a fun way but you never, for a second, doubt that what they’re saying is legit advice, even if their mannerisms are goofy…

4. Favorite supporting cast member(s)? (characters who aren’t regulars, aren’t on tennis teams etc.)

Oh I mean…Stretcher Bros for life amirite? They were great…they were just hanging out, trying out.. Huang Jing is kinda jerk-ish, but he’s the starting antagonist who turns out to have a pure heart and a genuine love of the sport (kinda like Tsukishima Kei from Haikyuu!! or the GoMs from Kuroko no Basuke)… and Xiu Wen is such a soft boi who wants to shower in peace without girls being in the locker room…

Put these two besties together forever…and I just love how cuddly they are with each other…no hesitation to hold hands or hug…it’s gooood

5. Favorite original character(s) in the adaptation?

Um…idk who’s an original character??? Again never watched the original anime/read the manga!

SO IMMA CHANGE THIS TO FAVOURITE SHIP!

5.5. Favourite ship? (Get ready my friendsss issa long one)

Si Yang x Qi Ying my friendssss… a super unexpected pairing that came outta nowhere!!! Because the trailer clearly shows (or maybe it doesn’t and I forgot) that Lu Xia and Qi Ying are gonna be THE THING but then we get hit with the surprise senpai-kouhai/team manager ship and I’m like uhhh were you planning this or am I reading into it too much???

Like y’all they were flirting right in the beginning… that whole bit where she stands outside the change rooms and Si Yang confronts her, and she begs him to add Lu Xia to the team (even tho he already did) and he was weirdly teasing her about the roster when he had no reason to, and she was kinda bantering back with him and she fully called him out later on… i was like, umm this is a vibe

They just kept getting thrown together in weird ways…aside from Lu Xia, she’s probably had the most interactions with Si Yang of all the other team members… she’s the only one he calls Xiao~ like the boys in the tennis club have their nicknames like Dachi, Ah Mu, Ah Yan, but only Qi Ying is Xiao Ying!!  he’s not a nickname guy… and maybe if it were a girl/cheerleader thing, you’d think he’d call Peng Xiang, Xiao Xiang BUT NO… only Qi Ying gets called Xiao Ying!!!

AND ANOTHER THING: other than Lu Xia, he’s the only one concerned for Qi Yang, despite what he says, when she gets caught in the rain and gets sick… he fully visits her in her room, and receives the call about her health after they send her to the hospital… he says everyones worried BUT YO they’re straight up just bored and end up having a pillow fight…sooooo can’t be that worried…

AND ONE MORE THING: Qi Ying, I get she’s this weird mascot/team manager figure on their team (even tho she’s meant to be a cheerleader but they never invite Peng Xiang to any of their team dinners or their training camp) BUT WHEN SI YANG RETURNS HOME, THEY SEND IN QI YING TO GREET HIM and they have this whole charming convo where she teases him...and they were chatting as if they always had this banter going on but they’d only talked like 3 or 4 times on screen before then, so there’s this whole relationship she has with the tennis team (not just Lu Xia) that is implied but we don’t really see it! And when she teasingly calls him Captain Si Yang after he returns to China, he had the softest smileeee!!! HE TOTALLY DOES HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR HER!! He didn’t want her to think he wasn’t happy to see her... and then she leads him to their surprise party in the club room and he just keeps saying Xiao Ying…  like damn you keep trying to establish the Lu Xia x Qi Ying ship (and it is a decently strong ship) but Si Yang x Qi Ying is soooo good!

After this Rival Pair, and then Golden Pair - our resident married couple

(POST Here: all the gay faves they didn’t even try to hide)

(POST Here: almost confirmed ships by the end)

6. Who do you think enacted their role best?

I…I think this is obvious… NEXT

Jk… other than Si Yang, I really enjoyed the guy who plays Lu Xia - Peng Yu Chang… he played the typical “stoic, super talented/genius sports idiot” type prolific in sports anime (like Furuya from Daiya no A, Kageyama from Haikyuu!!, Midorima from KnB)… but he was never too stuck in his head, and he was never mean… too often there’ll be a moment where this type of character is played too seriously, gets stuck in their own head, and lashes out at anyone they deem getting in their way, especially when they feel they’re stuck in a rut… which Lu Xia is in, for essentially the entirety of the show, in one form or another…

But PYC played Lu Xia as this mildly cocky, but still incredibly enthusiastic young genius who is looking for the next big challenge so as to further himself, but is so obsessed with this one opponent (his dad), that he can’t see the bigger picture and realise his entire way of playing is a mirror of the very opponent he’s trying to overcome… but even at the height of his stagnation, he’s never mean to Qi Ying, who tries her best to support and encourage him… while he does distance himself from the team, it’s not an active dismissal of their assistance or support… he can play a straight faced comic when embarrassed/discombobulated (like Si Yang when faced with Yan Juice), but also always participates in most of the weird antics his team is up to… and it never feels OOC and thats clearly a result of Peng Yu Chang’s subtle acting…

ALSO PENG YU CHANG IS IN OUR SHINING DAYS, A SUPER UNDERRATED CHINESE FILM THAT HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL TO BE ADAPTED INTO LIKE, A ONE SEASON SHOW AND I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU WATCH IT

7. Favorite singles match?

Oh pfft… please… PLEASE IS THERE EVEN A QUESTION it was arguably the best match of the whole show, it was what we were all waiting for, a super tension filled, super hyped up match because it features my favourite character, who has simultaneously been promoted as THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEAM but also super injured and avoiding over-exertion… MU SI YANG…against his personal rival, whom had never tasted defeat before, and subsequently trained like crazy, throwing all of the money at professional players, FOR A YEAR, in order to be ready to face him… JI JING WU

That’s right baby, its the Imperial Pair Match (I do hope I’m using all these nicknames correctly..I just tried to pick them up from the anime/manga to save time writing out their names XD)…

This match is everything you ever want in a match…it’s a gritty, no-holds-barred, all-out, clash-of-titans-style face-off between probably the two most talented players in that whole (province? Prefecture? Idk China regional names) BUT YEAH THESE TWO ARE CLEARLY TOP TIER PLAYERS WHO FINALLY GO HEAD TO HEAD… it’s a year in the making, Ji Jing Wu is in peak physical condition, but Si Yang is not…and yet we see Si Yang powering through the literal agony of an arm injury that threatens complete destruction of not only his tennis career, but his general usage of that arm… and for glory and to bring his team to the national stage, Si Yang lays it all on the line… and he still gives Ji Jing Wu a run for his goddamn money… he matches him hit for hit, and at one point he was even WINNING…and had it not been for his arm, I swear up and down that he would’ve beaten Jingwu…

BUT THAT’S NOT EVEN THE BEST PART… i mean, all sports anime and just shounen anime in general have those moments where the characters are down and out and summoning the power of friendship and determination to their side to go above and beyond the physical limitations of their bodies… NO THE ACTUAL BEST PART WAS JI JINGWU’S RESPONSE TO THE WHOLE SITUATION

The goddamn respect he gave Si Yang.. this is his rival, the only person he’s ever viewed as equal and even superior to his own skills (at least as far as people the same age as him go)… Jingwu wants to beat him so bad… and he’s heard the rumours about Si Yang’s injury, and he even sees for himself how bad the injury is… but as a skilled player who recognises skill himself, he does not do Si Yang the disrespect of going easy on him… what kind of arrogant prick has that kind of nerve to give less than their best to someone who is giving them 120% effort… no, Ji Jingwu doesn’t hesitate to hit back full power, even as he’s yelling at Si Yang to stop before his arm is utterly destroyed… because the last thing any person of talent would want, is to see another person lose such an incredible gift… but even worse than that, have that person realise someone was going easy on them... it was so goddamn beautiful… and when Jingwu grips Si Yang’s hand and raises it high because he and everyone there knows who the real winner of that match is…they all know that they just witnessed something incredible, and he wants everyone in the stands to not only acknowledge it… but remember it…

And then he proceeds to fund Si Yang’s surgery, his flight, his meals, his rehabilitation, AS WELL AS take care of his team… and if that isn’t love, idk what is… like they don’t even disguise the hard core DEDICATION AND LOVE... Jingwu has obsessed over Si Yang for a year and it goddamn shows

Honourable Mention: I really enjoyed Zhou Zi versus the demon child whose eyes go red…we finally get to see Zhou Zi stretch his legs and push himself and I LOVED THAT… like he’s actually trying his best and that’s dope… also the match against the captain of the team his little brother his on… he basically led this cocky motherfucker by the nose for 5 games, pretends to be losing, and then destroys him in the following 7…

OH AND I GOTTA SHOUT OUT MY OTHER GLASSES BOI YAN ZHIMING VERSUS HIS BEST GUY FRIEND FROM YOUTH… that was a beautiful evolution of Ah Yan transcending but also evolving his data tennis against his childhood friend and it feels good ya know?

8. Favorite doubles match?

Oh pfft anything with the Rival Pair… they bicker like cat and dog, but then you put them on the court together, and suddenly their chemistry is through the roof… also Baiyang and Qiao Chen are a stronger couple than Qiao Chen and Yu Xing Zi and that’s the damn tea

(Same two posts for why that tea)

9. Favorite story arc?

Oh man… ummm training arc with Yu Feng was fun but it was definitely beaten out by the “village raises a child” arc when Si Yang leaves, so literally all their previous opponents step up to encourage, train, or otherwise intimidate Yu Qing into giving it their all, improving, and ultimately winning the finals… plus this arc gave so much depth to the network of teams who all have the same aspirations, in the end, and want to push forward the people who beat them to not let their loss be in vain…and that’s pure…

10. Most amusing tenipuri scene(s)/moment(s)/running joke(s)?

Yan Juice... especially the first time NEXT

Honourable Mentions: When Lu Xia gets stood up by Xinglong Lu Xia running interference on Qi Ying’s admirer in the final ep When Zhou Bros run into Lu Xia in the dressing rooms Stretcher Bros trying to become Painter Bros

11. What did you like most about the adaptation?

It captured the essence of a good sports anime: power of friendship, ridiculous action sequences of outrageous moves that would never be allowed in real life, determination and guts is all you need to succeed, that all-or-nothing mentality of high schoolers who suddenly have tunnel vision and no future thinking whatsoever, and decide to risk life and limb for one match… plus it kept a charming and comedic beat running throughout, really endeared you to the characters, and their struggles... AND NO ONE WAS MEAN... well I mean Ya Jiuxin was an angry bitter jerk for a hot second, but he ended up being endeared towards the lil fluffball kouhai of his, and we all know he loves Xinglong in his heart of hearts... other characters like Jingwu, or demon child, or Zhou Yu’s captain were cocky or arrogant, but they were never mean to each other, and respected each other’s game play even if they were defeated.. a couple were poor losers, but they didn’t throw a fit or try to get revenge or anything like that... everyone, in general, had some decency to them, and in fact all of Yu Qing was a super nice...sometimes too nice and self-deprecating that you wanted to smack them...

12. What do you think the adaptation could have improved on?

This is mostly just a consequence of live action adaptations of sports anime where they have to condense a whole lot of story that is already condensed from the manga into a palatable show that anyone, not necessarily pre-existing fans of the original source, can enjoy… the story around the characters seemed waffle-y and disjointed… sometimes things would happen but wouldn’t connect smoothly to the next thing that happens… there was this whole implied close relationship between Qi Ying and the team that just was never shown… I would’ve preferred they made her an official manager, so it would make sense that she’d be so close to the team, when for whatever reason, Peng Xiang wasn’t…even tho they’re both cheer captains…

The match sequences were cut down a little too much (tho I get why)… I would have loved that final training arc to be extended, to fully flesh out how discombobulated Yu Qing was when Si Yang had to leave, and how forcefully the other teams picked them up and got them better… so to develop the dynamic between the teams before this would’ve been good, but obviously they can only got the core actors of each team at a time… hence that barbecue scene… but if they’d pulled off something like the Haikyuu!! Tokyo training arc, or even something like in KnB where the teams were thrown together in wacky hijinks or impromptu match situations to develop their camaraderie (and they sorta tried to but nothing really came of the interactions), it would’ve made the final training arc THAT MUCH MORE heartwarming and I would have cried..

13. Any other thoughts you want to share?

I’ve already said enough. The end.