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I recognize exactly zero people follow me for this type of content, but this is the kind of nerd I am. The following post is an exploration of Tommy’s anomalous ability (Red) on bacteria, specifically on gut microbiota systems, as well as the implications. Link to the research paper that finally convinced me to write this post, though I’d deffo been toying with thoughts for a while. 

The main question is this:

Some important details that have been established: 

Red causes individuals to attack indiscriminately (excluding Tommy)

Red effects germs

Red does not cause the cells in multicellular organisms to attack one another (else the effects would include some symptom of that, such as white blood cells attacking the body. Allergy attacks, the like, I haven’t researched this vein as it isn’t what occurs)

The main idea that I started with was that Tommy’s gut bacteria would be fascinating as a result of the fact he often consumes Red due to not having a fork. Tommy’s main concern is that it makes his meals slimier and taste Red-er, but theoretically there’d be massive disruptions to the stability of his bacteria system. Specifically in the fact he’d be constantly sending it into overdrive competition, likely decimating colonies of helpful bacteria. Instability builds resilience and all that but the constant waves of self destruction would leave decimated diversity and have severely reduced redundancy. He’d almost constantly be in an undesirable stable state and likely unhealthy. Go far enough and you get the question of if he can properly produce all the enzymes needed for digestion. Unless he was getting probiotics pretty constantly, his microbiota would be incredibly unstable and fluctuating wildly. Major health problems would arise. 

This is not seen to occur, so it leads me to the question of how Red interacts on the microbiology level. I can see two directions that this can be taken in: Possibility 1. Stomach acid denatures Red—and other processes to render Red useless. 

Red is classified as a biohazard by the SCP Foundation, though it is not entirely clear what that entails. If it’s treated as something biological, its effects could be disrupted by the acidity. Ergo wouldn’t effect digestion. Hurray, Tommy can still eat stuff. (Could possibly still be used for toothpaste? I would have to research mouth bacteria.)

For someone who isn’t Tommy: Good news! All the bacteria in body isn’t now single mindedly trying to kill them. Also wouldn’t be permanently affected by Red should it become integrated into their body via digestion. 

This further rises the question of what can be done to eliminate Red’s affects. It is noted to not cause reactions after it has dried. I am assuming there is some type of denaturing from temperature. Furthermore it does not appear to retain effect merely for staying wet. The evidence for this is two fold: 

There have not been uncontrolled outbreaks of zombie-like mindless violence from contaminated water.

Presumably Tommy has showered at least once in the last x years. He is canonically mentioned to have showered inside the SCP Foundation, who could be decontaminating all water he uses. However, there is a period of a few months between the appearance of Red and his capture and Mother Innit would NOT allow him to get that stanky.

Ergo Red can be made into a safe state that can come into contact with people both externally and internally without problems. Especially given British/American water sanitation procedures tend to involve bacteria. Because Tommy did not cause a water safety crisis of disastrous proportions, I’m going to assume temperature/UV (possibly) at minimum effect it. Could be internal body heat destroys it. Other possibilities: Acidity naturally, dilution of the substance (minimum dose necessary?), or time since disconnected from Tommy.

Possibility 2. Red only affects super organisms. 

Now it’s a strenuous definition, but I think it makes a lot of things easier. The gut bacteria would be considered part of the person. Because frankly if we went all the way and individual cells started fighting each other inside a multicellular being…it would drastically conflict with what’s depicted. So Tommy wouldn’t be destroying his digestive system and probably a lot of other things.

A question would then be ‘what constitutes a super organism?’. Possible solution: 

Souls. They are an integral aspect of the Fault magic system. However, based off my components of a soul (memory, emotion, true name/agency, bonds) it rises the question of if the bacteria in question have souls. Which I kinda don’t think they do. Then again they are single cell organisms so that wouldn’t be a concern on their own save when they’re contributing to the whole. A body integrates their gut microbiota into their soul, likely through the bonds aspect Red recognizes via the individual soul. Bacteria then count as individuals unless they’re contributing to a multicellular organism, in which case they’d not fall into infighting. This is viable because Red is shown to affect bodiless souls such as voidlings. Therefore it has some recognition of the soul for the purpose of constructing super organisms. 

Now, if it’s effecting exclusively souls that’s a problem, because I’m still unconvinced germs have a soul by Fault’s definition of one. I think Red transcends both soul and being, which ever is necessary in order to cause conflict. I’d go into that but this is already lengthy and it would involved insanely massive spoilers. 

One problem: Tubbo is a super organism by classic definition. However, Tommy’s Red does not affect the whole of Tubbos’ hive mind, instead individual bees. Though the personality known as Tubbo is an amalgamation of many souls, so I think that can function as explanation since it is shown the bees technically have their own thoughts/emotions even if they’re very small bee feelings. Bees have their own definition as super organisms due to their own digestive bacteria. Turtles all the way down. But notably, not all the way up, or we could involve macro cohesive units such as, say, entire countries going to war. 

Plants though. Very different forms of sentience. And if we take into account mycorrhizal networks and consider them as creating super organisms (not of the same species, but as earlier established between humans and gut bacteria this isn’t a pre-requisite of classification according to Red) what happens once contaminated by Red? Is an entire community of plants going to attack? What would that even look like?

So the biggest question of all: What happens when Tommy touches grass?

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2024 Wumptober Masterlist

So, I'm not fuckn dead… Just i have been so sick and away from everything, i was okay for a while and drifted away because i thought i had a health relationship, sadly it all fell apart and over 4 years with them the kicked me out and i'm back at 0, so to cope im going to spiral back down into fanfiction for a escape

So i guess i'm back for a while until i disappear off the face of the earth again in like a month idk, i have a bad habit of this shit

Anyway i really love Whumptober, so i'm going to start late on this and spiral down, as yall know i love my Poly bros x reader, so we are gonna have a Poly bro x Reader and MAYBE i may slip my specialty into it of my Omegaverse cause why? Cause im a simp, and im lame, i am a SUCKER for ABO soooo, hang on and lets gooooo!

Note: i might be adding some humor, idk im just following the prompts, im just suprised and happy im doing this.

1- Race Against The Clock - Panic Attack

2- Trust Issues - Friendly Fire

3- Set up for Sailure - Wrongfully Arrested

4- Hallucinations - Hypnosis

5- Sunburn - Heatstroke/Healing Salve

6- Not Realizing They're Injuried - Adrenaline

7- Only for Emergencies - Magic with a Cost

8- Sleep Deprivation - Forced to stay awake/Time loop

9- Obsession - IDK Yet work with me here

10- Blow to the Head - Slurred words/Passing out from pain

11- Seeing Double - Venom

12- Starvation - Underground Caverns

13- Team as a Family - Shivering

14- Left for dead

15- Childhood Trauma

16- Wound Cleaning

17- Nowhere Else to go - Ruined Map

18- Revenge - Bait

19- Blood Trail

20- Emotinal Angst

21- Spirit Possession

22- Bleeding Through Bandages

23- Forced Choice

24- Collapsed Building

25- Surgery - Stitches

26- Nightmares

27- Voiceless - Muzzles

28- Denial

28- Fatigue - Burnout

30-Rocovery

31- Help

Right now im making a massive google doc of all of these and my goal is to upload them as the days go so i got to catch up on 13-14 days, wish me luck as of when i am posting this

[asymmetryestablished]

Fic Spoilers Masterlist

(last updated: 2024-01-25)

I've been thinking for a while that I wanted to make a masterlist explaining the spoiler levels of my various One Piece fics, and I don't have anything better to do right this minute, so here it is.

I'll be trying to keep it updated as I post new things, and I'll do my best to be thorough, but if I've forgotten about any spoilers in anything I've written, please let me know.

Also: I am generous in my definition of what counts as spoilers. This guide is as detailed as I can reasonably make it. At time of writing, I have posted fifty-three One Piece fics so far. There's a lot to take into account.

I'm separating the list into levels by chronological spoiler order (mostly determined by when the fics take place). Under those subheadings, things will be divided by light, medium, and heavy spoilers. If your definition of spoilers is restricted to major plot beats, the light spoilers sections will probably be safe for you, regardless of your story progress; that section is reserved for things like character redesigns, or offhanded references to plot events. Medium spoilers fics will probably not make sense without the appropriate context, or contain characters that haven't been introduced yet, but won't spoil any twists. Heavy spoilers, however, will.

AUs will be marked with an asterisk (*), for ease of navigation. Canon divergence will not. Otherwise, this list contains no character, relationship, content, rating, or word count information. It is just a spoilers list. (Note: more than half of these fics are rated M or higher. Proceed with caution.)

All right! Here we gooooo~

Spoiler Level 0: East Blue

These fics contain no spoilers past entry into the Grand Line (chapter 101 of the manga). Several of them contain no spoilers whatsoever, as long as you've met the first five crew members.

Light Spoilers: Strange Bedfellows (Strange Beds), On Their Altars You Lay Your Heart of Stone*, Good Meat, Duet for Sabre and Musket and its follow-up Coda: Reminiscence (Without Regret), and (to be sung to the tune of Stacy's Mom)* contain no spoilers.

Medium Spoilers: Two Masochists Attempt Wound Aftercare contains minor plot spoilers for the non-canonical film Clockwork Island Adventure. Losing Body Parts to a Goddamn Fish and A Rendezvous at the Baratie contain character and concept spoilers up to the middle of the Baratie arc (and the end note on Rendezvous references minor plot spoilers up to the end of Fishman Island). Familiar, A Chance to Die By The Sword, Pedestal, and Out Of His Depth* contain character and/or relationship spoilers up until the Roguetown arc.

Heavy Spoilers: none

Spoiler Level 1: Water Seven/Enies Lobby

The amount of work it would take to sort my existing fics by spoiler level for every single arc in One Piece does not feel worth it. Instead, I'm going by the most major plot milestones. These are the fics which are spoiler-safe as long as you've finished the Post-Enies Lobby arc.

Light Spoilers: Sanji Bi Panic™ and its sequel, Kitchen Shenanigans, are set during Alabasta and contain a character spoiler, but if you think you know who it is based on the titles, then you've met him.

Medium Spoilers: the thighfucking fic contains character spoilers for the end of the Alabasta arc. One AM in the Galley contains character spoilers for the end of the Enies Lobby arc.

Heavy Spoilers: none

Spoiler Level 2: Marineford

If you have not finished Marineford and the associated arc wrap-up, these fics may contain spoilers.

Light Spoilers: Regret is the Skin You Shed (Just to Make it This Far)*, Revolving Door, and A Study of Negative Space contain minor character spoilers for a character introduced during the Skypiea arc but not expanded upon until the Marineford arc.

Medium Spoilers: The Babygirl Problem* contains character spoilers up to the middle of the Sabaody arc. One More Song contains minor plot spoilers up to the middle of the Sabaody arc. Some Sort of Poisonous Cupcake*, Black and Fuchsia Sugar Roses*, Company Time*, Black Cherry Sangria*, Elsewhere, In a Different Training Montage*, Vain Creatures*, and Sweet, Bloody Porcelain* contain relationship spoilers up to the end of the post-Marineford arc for a character introduced during the Thriller Bark arc. A Study of Grief, I Suppose contains character spoilers up to the end of the Marineford arc.

Heavy Spoilers: Both Hands With a Heart to Hold* and A Treatise on Absence and Loss contain plot spoilers up to the end of the Marineford arc. They Grow Like Flames* and Mismatched* contain plot and character spoilers up to the end of the Marineford arc.

Spoiler Level 3: Fishman Island

These fics may contain spoilers up to the end of Fishman Island.

Light Spoilers: don't ask me who's driving, Just This Once, A Horny Interlude, Partway Through Some Training Montage*, and Horny Interlude II* are set ambiguously post-timeskip, but contain no spoilers. Portrait of an Oncoming Storm contains minor spoilers for the Return to Sabaody arc.

Medium Spoilers: Outlaw Red, An Eye for An Eye (Kuraigana, One Year In), Identical Sets, and Equals contain plot and powerup spoilers for the events during the timeskip. Government Dog contains minor character spoilers for promotions gained during the timeskip.

Heavy Spoilers: none

Spoiler Level 4: Dressrosa

You know the drill. End of Dressrosa.

Light Spoilers: none

Medium Spoilers: The Crocodile Teeth series (A Necklace of Crocodile Teeth, Strings Around His Wrists, and Almost Tame) and A Favour contain character spoilers up to the beginning of the Dressrosa arc.

Heavy Spoilers: Lazy Morning Head, Four Vignettes in Marine Uniform, A Guy With a Pin (to Burst Your Bubble)*, With Every Wall Ablaze Around Us*, Your Restless Dreams (I)*, and And the Devil Answers contain plot and character spoilers up to the end of the Dressrosa arc.

Spoiler Level 5: Whole Cake Island

Light Spoilers: none

Medium Spoilers: Apology on Wood and Canvas contains minor plot spoilers up to the end of the Whole Cake Island arc.

Heavy Spoilers: Pink and Gold and pervert faces [draft] contain major plot spoilers up to the end of the Whole Cake Island arc.

Spoiler Level 6: Wano

Light Spoilers: Smoke and Cherry Blossoms and A Private Moment (a Reunion) contain minor plot spoilers up to the beginning of the Wano arc.

Medium Spoilers: Fucking Pirates and A Particularly Sweet Red contain plot spoilers up until the beginning of Act 3 of the Wano arc. King of Beauty, King of Beasts contains spoilers up until the middle of Act 3 of the Wano arc. Shrimp Cocktail*, Sugar and Spice*, Home*, and The Beast, the Man, and the Princess contain minor plot spoilers up until the end of the Wano arc.

Heavy Spoilers: Insubordinates contains plot spoilers, and Gunpowder Hands contains character spoilers, up until the end of the Wano arc.

SPECIAL Spoiler Level: Chapter 1044/Episode 1071

If you've been completely spoiled for The Thing That Happens In Chapter 1044 Of The Manga/Episode 1071 Of The Anime, the following fic is otherwise spoiler-free:

Bearer of the Sun God's Crown*.

Spoiler Level X: Manga-Only

I'm only loosely keeping tabs on where, precisely, the anime has caught up to at any given time, but I'll try to keep my categories updated. This section may contain spoilers up to the most recent chapter as posted by Shonen Jump on Sundays. Do not come at me with the leaked chapters because I will deck you right through your screen. Thank you.

Light Spoilers: none

Medium Spoilers: none

Heavy Spoilers: none

...and that's all so far! All 53 [at time of original posting] of my published One Piece fics, arranged by spoiler level. I hope some of you find this helpful :) go forth and enjoy!

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Denji in Chainsaw Man pt 2

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LETS GOOOOO

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Fujimoto: Wanna see me kill Yuko?

Fujimoto: Wanna see me do it again?

Fujimoto: Wanna see me do it for a third time?

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So how likely do you all think door might become a Slasher?

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What the fuck?

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d1 - theme adventure

As previously mentioned in this post, I want to build my own tumblr theme! I have zero experience in building themes and a lot of experience in customizing them in html/css. (This is a new blog but I've been on tumblr since like 2012/2013) I have however built a few websites (from tutorial) and practiced building without them a little. I learn by doing.

The first step to doing this for me is finding inspiration. Inspiration plays a hefty role in my personal learning process. Especially for something like a tumblr theme.

I've chosen three different inspirations here: ↳ Theme [33] by YUKOKI ༉‧₊ ↳ Theme [16] by raiidens ༉‧₊ ↳ iii | retro arcade by undeadmagikarp ༉‧₊

You'll notice each of these are different designs but they're all centered around gaming! I'll be breaking them down into notes soon.

I made a side blog and decided to start with this tutorial and began looking through THIS tutorial on tumblr themes !

So around part 4 I decided to upload a photo (the original from the post said it wasn't available) and this is about how far I was... oof.

Progress! You can tell I keep a lot of comments in the code to refer to when I'm confused.

I continued going and ran into a big issue, my sidebar is MASSIVE and won't change size, but eventually I worked it out! Sort of.

I got aaaalll the way to the content before I inevitably tapped out. But! Here's what I did do:

I added the ENTIRE tutorial into the editor to look at the differences it had between mine and how to fix them. Mine is still saved in VS code to look back on when confused.

Take Aways: ↳ Keep everything VERY organized ༉‧₊ ↳ Using a boilerplate for the beginning is probably best ༉‧₊ ↳ Sidebars are confusing, blocks are not ༉‧₊

Onwards! Now it's time to break down other people's code to try and understand them :0 WOOO! Let's gooooo~! And I'm gonna attempt building one of these myself today so uh.. yay?

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#5

Fellow ace! Also love your Karma and Lance appreciation :)

hell yeah!!

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From my art class

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My Lovely Lane. Chapter 2!!

I added the second chapter! lets gooooo

I change the tile to my lovely lane. Thank you for that one certain son in law(you know who you are)!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39366897/chapters/98518086

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#2

I wrote a fanfic!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39366897/chapters/98518086

I wrote a fanfic of my friends(with their permission) so here is the first chapter! enjoy!

The Floversated Gays

Summary:  The closet, the place where everyone throws their dirty laundry, a place to keep secrets, the things that no one wants anyone else to see. The closet is where are two protagonists keep themselves for fear of who they are and fear of what others might think of them. The closet is where it starts, but it is not where it ends.

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My #1 post of 2022

This is my boy pickel.

He is a lovely green bird. Now equiped with gloves (to hold hands)

@montygatorsdiscordkitten909

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#5

thank you to the lovely @moncuries for the dtiys :D

and check me out on twitter! https://twitter.com/_kodish/status/1398733056484196359?s=20

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i think their cute

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was it ever always sunny?

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monatizing someone dying boys lets gooooo-

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phil should totally wield a scythe during those office hours. gotta respect death's drip

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how they move (a personal reference)

I said I was going to do a Twitter thread for my headcanons on how the characters dance in my GenIno socmed au When You Move (I’m Moved). But there was just so much to unpack. 

So my self-indulgent ass wrote a whole LONG ASS post instead!!

Most of these are just for the benefit of the the story (Sakura being unable to look alluring when dancing to sexy choreos lmao) but some of these I believe would be true outside of the story (Hinata having ballet experience, Shikamaru is a tutting machine). 

Genma Shiranui

Big Daddy G mainly dances hiphop but he is not master of one style/technique (whereas kks is god of popping and isolation, obi is a b-boy). BUT.

HE IS AMAZING AT CHOREOGRAPHY N FREESTYLE. THIS MAN. PUT ON ANY SONG. HE WILL DANCE. BEAUTIFULLY. JAZZ. HOUSE. SALSA. ANYTHING. You best believe this sexy motherfucker memorized TaeYang's Wedding Dress choreo in high school and decided from then on that he was going to be a dancer.

Ino Yamanaka

Ex-cheerleader (position: dancer and backup flyer). Used to be stiff but loosened up after time away from cheering. Mostly hiphop n absolute beast with sexy dance (but ALSO contemporary bc she is flexible ((but not as flexible as hinata)) n not afraid to fall. Oops.).

Think BP's Lisa. She takes choreo. ELEVATES IT. Sets the blueprint. Shows you what it's supposed to look like. Every choreographer's dream. Plus, she knows to communicate with the audience while performing. She is trained NOT to get too carried away or too lost in the moment.

Obito “Veto” Uchiha 

Obito loves breakdancing. He's not as fast or powerful as Gai and Lee but he knows how to work the floor. His moves are cleaner, more cohesive than the capoeira duo. When it comes to choreography, this man is GOOD but tends to FORGET STEPS bc he's TOO INTO THE MOVEMENT.

ALSO: "Naruto, Kiba, look! The parking lot is empty, let's do tUMBLES!!!!" Does stunts with Naruto, Kiba, Sasuke, Lee, and Neji.

Rin Nohara

Not originally a dancer. It will show when she's dancing with everyone else. BUT. The experience also comes across because she will never look out of place. She will execute choreo AS IT IS INTENDED.

Think how BoA dances in "Only One" or Kahi in Wall to Wall. It LOOKS EASY and SIMPLE when in reality, it's actually very difficult and requires understanding of how your body will move and look like (because if someone who isn't aware of their own body tried the Only One dance, it would most likely look AWKWARD.)

Kakashi “Kash” Hatake 

This man. Is GOD of classic locking, popping, and isolation. Will never give more power than is required of the choreo. His movements are smooth. Clean. Precise. He has full understanding and control of his body. Good in freestyle. Revels in minute movements.

Weakness? Do NOT expect him to CHOREOGRAPH a whole routine. He cannot. For the life of him. Create a routine.

Sakura Haruno

She. Is an absolute BEAST. This woman will stand beside Naruto and Chouji. and KRUMP. Total opposite of Kakashi's precision. She can pop like kks but hers is not as clean bc she puts more power in releasing her muscles. If they danced together, it would prolly look like this (skip to 0:38).

Sakura cannot EVER look alluring in a sexy choreo. She's got too much power (and swag). She can dance it. But it doesn't look sexy on her. It comes across more as attitude.

Tenten

Took martial arts as a kid (arnis). Transferred all that athleticism into dance. Will get doWN ON THE FLOOR WITH THE B-BOYS MAN (it's why she always got her hair tied) and just SPIN.

Also: Freestyle! When outside of a dance circle (a “cypher”), Tenten will make use of the surroundings to dance. practicing in the park?? ok lemme just juMP ON THAT LAMP POST and DANCE. parking lot??? OMG it’s veto’s car lemme just kick on it a lil bit on Rin’s behalf. 

Hinata Hyuuga

Took ballet as a kid. HATED the control. HATED being too restricted. Taught herself contemporary and eventually hip hop (oh how the Hyuuga clan GASPED). Helps Genma choreograph contemporary numbers for S-Rank but mostly dances them with Sasuke.

As for hip hop, Hinata SERVES!!! Sakura’s POWER is overwhelming but Hina will hold her own just fine and will KILL YOU with the attitude in her EYES ok. Hinata working sexy routines with Rin is also a must-see.

Sasuke Uchiha*

Took ballet as a kid. Go-to guy for contemporary numbers. Only trusts Hinata to choreograph (and dance with) for contemp bc she's the only one WHO UNDERSTANDS the forms and techniques.

In hip hop, like Rin, he does the choreo AS INTENDED. He is also used for stunts sometimes because he jumps high n come on twinkle toes let's use that ballet experience to good use.

Shikamaru “Bullshik” Nara

No words for the TUTTING GENIUS. Clean angles. Fast hands. Can create scENERIES USING A WHOLE TEAM'S FINGERS, HANDS, ARMS, ELBOWS with his choreography. Ya know, like this but faSTER. 

Like Kakashi, he is also a master of popping and isolation. Not so much locking. Locking needs a lil more energy to pull off. He's too tired for that.

Shino Aburame

ROBOTIC. That's it. Jk. Also a master of popping, locking, and isolation but he has a specific style he sticks to whereas Kakashi is mostly just freestylin it n feeling the groove. Kash actually likes dancing with Shino and Shikamaru (my lovely funky trio). But Shino is mostly focused on his own thing. 

The one time Shino choreographed, Kakashi danced with him n it looked like this (it mellow af man).

Chouji “Ciao” Akimichi

S-Rank's very own KRUMP KING. Chouji is POWER incarnate. And only Sakura and Naruto can stand next to him, dance next to him when he's doing his thing. He may not be as FAST and AGILE as his teammates but. He will CRUSH choreo if u tell him to let loose. 

Break a leg? Chouji will BREAK THE FUCKIGN FLOOR with this routine!!!! 

Naruto Uzumaki

Almost a male version of Sakura only he isn’t afraid of stunts (yea she can’t even cartwheel). Takes ur Tiktok choreos and gives it the ENERGY it deserves!!!!! But, like Obito, he tends to FORGET CHOREO esp when he's feelin the music.

Also the glorified HYPE MAN of S-Rank. Someone else dancing in the circle? “YEEEAAAAA WORK IT!!!!!” Dancing WITH the team during training or on stage? “AYE AYE AYE LETS GOOOOO” his energy is CONTAGIOUS. 

Kiba Inuzuka

This man. An absolute SLUT FOR STUNTS. He rly prefers doing stunts than the dancing, tbh. Always pulling Naruto so they can practice whatever NEW THING he came up with!!!! (he mostly likes stunts bc the more impressive, the more the crowd cheers and he is a whore for cheers) he'd totally come up with smth like this with naruto, genma, and obito!

He is also good at creating choreo. But Kiba, pls STOP with the pelvic thrusts. Not all the routines need a pelvic thrust, u horndog. 

Neji “NJ” Hyuuga 

You mean ALL 3 JUNIOR members (and Gai) have martial arts experience?!??? Neji has a black belt in Taekwondo but that doesn’t matter. he is mostly just here for choreography. BUT this man is precise af. Never misses a beat. Is all about hitting those complimentary beats in between counts and listens for other instruments in the song.

Rock Lee (and Maito Gai*) 

Lee and Gai (both have some training in capoeira). Two peas in a pod. Both super into old school hiphop and breakdancing!!!!! Before Gai's injury, he and Gai were the ULTIMATE B-BOY duo. 

*Sasuke and Gai (along with Kurenai and Asuma) are no longer part of S-Rank, sadly. 

Ending note: I might make another post with just links to choreos and who I feel they belong to lmao bc this was way too fun to conceptualize. I didn’t include choreos to GenIno bc I don’t wanna spoil some of the other stuff lmao.

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Everyone don’t touch me, KIER AND DEV AND BOOSFER AND YELLO ARE GONNA BE IN MCC RISING.

They’re the only team I know and I just recently got obsessed with their videos. Let’s gooooo.

10 notes • Posted 2021-09-24 17:40:52 GMT

#4

TOMMY RUNNING TO HIDE BEHIND PHIL SBI MY BELOVED

13 notes • Posted 2021-11-28 21:12:37 GMT

#3

Philza > Tommyinnit > Everyone else

23 notes • Posted 2021-02-16 23:01:30 GMT

#2

I feel like we should be talking about Cyan more MCCR tumblr. They bodied the whole event and all I’m seeing is love for the other teams and noticing they got reamed in dodge bolt.

Cyan Coyotes appreciation post. Their YouTube content is amazing and so is their skill! Gg on first Cyan!!

49 notes • Posted 2021-10-02 23:14:38 GMT

#1

“300k and I’ll break Dream out of prison”

Phil: “that’s diabolical”

SAYS THE MAN WHO LOCKED HIS WILL BEHIND A PAYWALL

69 notes • Posted 2021-09-25 21:35:06 GMT

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I posted 3 times in 2021

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#2

HIIIII, I’m Luca I play genshin, bandori, enstars (kinda), I’m agender and lesbian and yeah I might make a carrd if I figure out how to use the program🗣🗣 uh yeah i use emojis to indicate my text sometimes btw and yeah that’s it

2 notes • Posted 2021-11-18 03:50:37 GMT

#1

FINALLY GOT RAZOR’S NAMECARD LETS GOOOOO

4 notes • Posted 2021-11-18 03:54:55 GMT

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