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since my return to tumblr I’ve been seeing a lot of ppl talking abt disabilities & I have one piece brainrot real bad so I figured I’d babble a bit

it took me a weirdly long time to realize that... Shanks is disabled??? like. he lost an arm. if the fan theory is correct, he lost his sword arm. and only after losing his sword arm did this man go on to become one of the four most powerful people on the seas.

and he’s not the only one!!! Crocodile’s missing a hand. Tashigi’s probably legally blind without her glasses, which she keeps fucking losing. Fujitora’s blind, Zolo’s sense of direction is so bad it probably qualifies as some sort of intellectual disability — hell, Whitebeard himself, Edward fucking Newgate, is on a ventilator for the entire time he spends on the page/screen. and yet.

none of these people are defined by their disability. Whitebeard is considered the strongest man in the world. Zolo is fucking Zolo. Fujitora’s an admiral, which is the only reason I’m calling him Fujitora in the first place. Tashigi is Smoker’s right-hand man. Crocodile is one of the first truly imposing villains the straw hats come across, and, oh yeah, still making himself relevant nearly a thousand chapters later. and Shanks... well, Shanks is one of the Four Emperors, a.k.a. legally classified as one of the four biggest threats to the current world order. he’s doing pretty okay for himself for a guy who visibly struggles to button his shirts.

it just makes me think. Oda has made a world where disability accommodations are... normalized. in a weird sort of way, but still. hell, this is a maritime setting — having a devil fruit power is a permanent disability, and yet people don’t hesitate to take them on. because everyone is just... used to accommodating them. can’t swim? don’t go overboard, keep someone on watch around the water, bathe with a friend. only one hand? that’s fine, that’s why you keep your first mate around. can’t see? we have superpowers for that. we can handle it. to paraphrase Usopp: you do what you can, and leave the rest to your crewmates.

anyway I really love one piece

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idk if it's exactly the vibe OP is seeking, but my fav Outsider POV fic I've found so far in my time with One Piece has been trouble is a friend of mine, by taizi @goodlucktai

it's 3k words of a bunch of randos very slowly realizing exactly who they've been imprisoned with, and it's absolutely delightful watching their reactions until they figure it out. rated T, genfic focused on Sanji and his dynamic w the crew, cannot recommend it highly enough, it's a delight

99% of what I read is angst but you know what my secret favorite fanfiction category is? Outsider POV. I love a good fic where we’re in the perspective of characters who have no idea what the fuck is going on and are stuck watching our MCs be absolutely ridiculous. I love every version of this trope. It could be mostly text based. It could be mostly social media based. As long as it checks the boxes? I’m all in. You don’t understand. I think the first one of these I read was with Sam and Dean Winchester as kids in school from the perspective of a guidance counselor. I have been ruined. I have read every fic I could find with the premise of SkyGem’s Retirement AU (Yuri On Ice). I read White Collar DC crossover fanfiction despite not knowing or caring about White Collar because I treat it like outsider POV fanfictions with a fun identity reveal element. My favorite My Hero Academia fanfiction of all time is entirely made up of social media bit and bobs (tumblr posts, twitter posts, text message chains, etc). I am currently reading a Carmen Sandiego fic like this and it is such a crack fic. It is so unserious. I can’t put it down. I am so hooked.

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I have successfully unearthed a fic from the unholy depths of my WIP vault

have some AceSabo porn

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because boy do I have some fics for you

for those who like their fics canon-compliant/adjacent, I have one gothic horror thing (7k) with like a 4:1 vibes-to-plot ratio and lots of good juicy dramatic moments. this fic was absolutely written for my inner child. if you've ever wanted to live in an abandoned castle or wear a frilly white nightgown and maybe be rescued by a tall-dark-and-handsome older man, but like, without the romantic implications, this fic was written for you too. I also have some slightly grumpy pining (0.5k) set a little later in the canon timeline (post-Reverie arc), if you like that shit

and if you're a fan of AUs, I've got three of those available. there's one of the entries in my extremely self-indulgent queerplatonic-focused Pacific Rim crossover, if you like sci-fi; if you like modern AUs, I have a really good one of those; and if you want some random snippets of a going-on-three-century queerplatonic relationship between two extremely chill and well-adjusted vampires, try this one on for size

and if you give any of these a read, leave a comment to say this tumblr post sent you!

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fic announcement

hi it's me the platonic MiRona fic guy back at it again. would you like to see evil vampire Mihawk and Perona tag teaming Sanji? well this first chapter doesn't have any of that in it but the next chapters will so you should definitely go read this one and subscribe to the fic kthxbye

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happy father's day to Shanks, biggest DILF on the grand line 27 years and counting 🫡

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NothingSoDivine's One Piece Fanfic Spoiler Master List (2nd Edition)

because the old version was unnecessarily long and dubiously accurate

also I reread all 77 of my OP fics for this. you're welcome

(last updated 2024-10-09)

This time, we're sorting by spoiler level (mild, moderate, major), and then grouping by timeline, to make things easier. (Timeline groupings are determined by the arc in which the last spoilers occur.) I'm also including emojis to indicate AO3 rating (🟢 General, 🟡 Teen and up, 🟠 Mature, 🔴 Explicit, or ⚪ Not Rated), approximate word count (🌒 under 1k, 🌓 1k–4k, 🌔 4k–10k, and 🌕 above), and ⚠️ presence or ✅ absence of Archive Warnings. Hopefully this will make things more navigable. (And as before, I'm marking AUs with asterisks, but giving no pairing or character information.) Word count indicators for ongoing fics are based on current word count, not projected word count.

Additional note: I prefer to err on the side of caution. Placement on this list is determined by the most serious spoilers involved, and then by the last point at which spoilers exist. So, for example, if a fic has major spoilers for an early arc, but moderate spoilers up to a much later arc, it will be categorized under Major Spoilers for that later arc, despite technically only having moderate spoilers for it.

Mild Spoilers

These are basically fine. Things like non-plot-twisty character introductions, island/arc names, basic worldbuilding concepts, etc. Normal people would not consider these fics to contain spoilers. As long as you've met all the major characters involved, you're safe (though you might be lacking context).

The following fics are spoiler-free at the point where OPLA left off (immediately pre-Roguetown): 🟢🌒✅ Strange Bedfellows (Strange Beds), 🟠🌔⚠️ Duet for Sabre and Musket, 🟡🌒✅ Coda: Reminiscence (Without Regret), 🔴🌓✅ (to be sung to the tune of Stacy's Mom)*, 🔴🌓✅ Two Masochists Attempt Wound Aftercare, 🟠🌓⚠️ Losing Body Parts to a Goddamn Fish, 🔴🌔✅ A Rendezvous at the Baratie, 🟡🌓✅ A Chance To Die By The Sword, 🟢🌒✅ Tomorrow Could Be*

East Blue: 🟡🌓✅ Familiar

Alabasta: 🟠🌓✅ Sanji Bi Crisis™, 🔴🌔✅ Kitchen Shenanigans

Water Seven/Enies Lobby: 🟢🌒✅ One AM in the Galley, 🔴🌕✅ Out Of His Depth*

Sabaody: 🟢🌒✅ One More Song

Marineford: 🟡🌒✅ Regret is the Skin You Shed (Just to Make it This Far)*, 🟠🌒✅ Revolving Door, 🔴🌓✅ A Study of Negative Space

These fics are set ambiguously or very shortly post-timeskip. If you're familiar with everyone's post-TS designs and/or abilities, you're good: 🟡🌒✅ Outlaw Red, 🔴🌓✅ don't ask me who's driving*, 🔴🌔✅ The Babygirl Problem*, 🔴🌒✅ Just This Once, 🟢🌒✅ Identical Sets, 🔴🌓✅ A Horny Interlude, Partway Through Some Training Montage*, 🔴🌒✅ On Their Altars You Lay Your Heart of Stone*, 🟡🌒✅ Equals, 🔴🌓✅ the thighfucking fic, 🔴🌓⚠️ Good Meat

Moderate Spoilers

These are things like character, relationship, and location reveals (where the reveal is plot-relevant); significant plot events; that sort of thing.

Roguetown: 🔴🌓⚠️ To Possess It

Marineford: 🟠🌓✅ They Grow Like Flames*, 🟠🌓⚠️ Mismatched*

Timeskip: 🟠🌓✅ Some Sort of Poisonous Cupcake*, 🟡🌒✅ An Eye for an Eye (Kuraigana, One Year In), 🟠🌓✅ Black and Fuchsia Sugar Roses*, 🟢🌒✅ Company Time*, 🟡🌓✅ Black Cherry Sangria*, 🟡🌒✅ Elsewhere, In a Different Training Montage*, 🟢🌔✅ Portrait of an Oncoming Storm, 🟡🌒✅ Vain Creatures*, 🔴🌔⚠️ Of Wine, Wild Roses, and Blood*, 🟢🌒✅ kiss the homies goodnight

Punk Hazard: 🔴🌓⚠️ Government Dog

Dressrosa: 🔴🌒✅ Lazy Morning Head*, 🔴🌓✅ Four Vignettes in Marine Uniform*, 🟡🌓✅ A Guy With a Pin (to Burst Your Bubble)*, 🟡🌓✅ Your Restless Dreams (I)*, 🔴🌔✅ A Necklace of Crocodile Teeth, 🔴🌓✅ Strings Around His Wrists, 🟢🌒✅ A Favour, 🔴🌔✅ Almost Tame, 🔴🌓✅ Drip*, 🔴🌔✅ Body Shots*

Whole Cake Island: 🔴🌓✅ Apology on Wood and Canvas, 🟢🌒✅ Pink and Gold, 🟢🌒✅ pervert faces [draft]

Wano: 🟡🌓✅ Smoke and Cherry Blossoms, 🔴🌓✅ King of Beauty, King of Beasts, 🟢🌒✅ A Particularly Sweet Red, 🟢🌒✅ A Private Moment (A Reunion), 🟡🌓✅ Shrimp Cocktail*, 🟡🌓✅ Sugar and Spice*, 🟡🌒✅ Home*

Major Spoilers

This section is reserved for plot twists and character deaths.

Marineford: 🟠🌒⚠️ A Study of Grief, I Suppose, 🟡🌒⚠️ Both Hands With a Heart to Hold*, 🔴🌓✅ A Treatise on Absence and Loss

Dressrosa: 🟠🌒✅ And the Devil Answers, 🔴🌕⚠️ With Every Wall Ablaze Around Us*

Wano: 🔴🌓✅ Fucking Pirates, 🔴🌓✅ Insubordinates, 🟢🌒✅ Bearer of the Sun God's Crown*, 🔴🌓✅ The Beast, the Man, and the Princess

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hey I draw sometimes! have a Perona

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hi I wrote a fic inspired by this bc I couldn't resist

500 words, rated G, pure fluff, hope you enjoy!

Sometimes you gotta kiss the homies goodnight 😴

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anyway if anyone wants to read about some failed assassination attempts that are actually funny instead of just disappointing, check out this fic I wrote a while ago about Shanks and Mihawk failing to kill each other a bunch

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"You can't have any booze, mosshead," Sanji piped up, when Zolo didn't speak first. Zolo hummed. "Damn. How will I survive." "You will," Sanji assured him as Zolo looped an arm around his waist. "Hey, careful." "Yeah, yeah." Zolo tucked his other arm below the first and settled his chin on Sanji's shoulder. "Don't want to take my finger off." "Not with this knife," Sanji noted, only half paying attention. "I'd be better off with my chef's knife for that. This would do a better job of taking your eye out." It was an observation, not a threat, but something about the way it sounded in that buttery voice made Zolo's breath catch. He settled his arms a little tighter around Sanji's waist and went quiet to listen.

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A conversation in the galley takes a turn for the unusual.

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 1k

Content Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence (detailed descriptions of hypothetical cannibalism)

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sneak preview of the third (and final) chapter of Of Wine, Wild Roses, and Blood, for those of my followers who are reading it:

Mihawk's eyes flick back to Perona. "not all of us are animals, princess" and Perona giggles and slides her hands back down his chest under his shirt, rucks up her sleeves as she goes. whispers "but that's no fun. go on. I want to share."

This week’s word is…

✨ WHISPER ✨

Find the word in any WIP and share the sentence containing it. Reply, reblog, stick it in the tags, tag us in a new post, or keep it private. All fandoms, all ships, all writers welcome.

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Fic Spoilers Masterlist

(last updated: 2024-01-25)

I've been thinking for a while that I wanted to make a masterlist explaining the spoiler levels of my various One Piece fics, and I don't have anything better to do right this minute, so here it is.

I'll be trying to keep it updated as I post new things, and I'll do my best to be thorough, but if I've forgotten about any spoilers in anything I've written, please let me know.

Also: I am generous in my definition of what counts as spoilers. This guide is as detailed as I can reasonably make it. At time of writing, I have posted fifty-three One Piece fics so far. There's a lot to take into account.

I'm separating the list into levels by chronological spoiler order (mostly determined by when the fics take place). Under those subheadings, things will be divided by light, medium, and heavy spoilers. If your definition of spoilers is restricted to major plot beats, the light spoilers sections will probably be safe for you, regardless of your story progress; that section is reserved for things like character redesigns, or offhanded references to plot events. Medium spoilers fics will probably not make sense without the appropriate context, or contain characters that haven't been introduced yet, but won't spoil any twists. Heavy spoilers, however, will.

AUs will be marked with an asterisk (*), for ease of navigation. Canon divergence will not. Otherwise, this list contains no character, relationship, content, rating, or word count information. It is just a spoilers list. (Note: more than half of these fics are rated M or higher. Proceed with caution.)

All right! Here we gooooo~

Spoiler Level 0: East Blue

These fics contain no spoilers past entry into the Grand Line (chapter 101 of the manga). Several of them contain no spoilers whatsoever, as long as you've met the first five crew members.

Light Spoilers: Strange Bedfellows (Strange Beds), On Their Altars You Lay Your Heart of Stone*, Good Meat, Duet for Sabre and Musket and its follow-up Coda: Reminiscence (Without Regret), and (to be sung to the tune of Stacy's Mom)* contain no spoilers.

Medium Spoilers: Two Masochists Attempt Wound Aftercare contains minor plot spoilers for the non-canonical film Clockwork Island Adventure. Losing Body Parts to a Goddamn Fish and A Rendezvous at the Baratie contain character and concept spoilers up to the middle of the Baratie arc (and the end note on Rendezvous references minor plot spoilers up to the end of Fishman Island). Familiar, A Chance to Die By The Sword, Pedestal, and Out Of His Depth* contain character and/or relationship spoilers up until the Roguetown arc.

Heavy Spoilers: none

Spoiler Level 1: Water Seven/Enies Lobby

The amount of work it would take to sort my existing fics by spoiler level for every single arc in One Piece does not feel worth it. Instead, I'm going by the most major plot milestones. These are the fics which are spoiler-safe as long as you've finished the Post-Enies Lobby arc.

Light Spoilers: Sanji Bi Panic™ and its sequel, Kitchen Shenanigans, are set during Alabasta and contain a character spoiler, but if you think you know who it is based on the titles, then you've met him.

Medium Spoilers: the thighfucking fic contains character spoilers for the end of the Alabasta arc. One AM in the Galley contains character spoilers for the end of the Enies Lobby arc.

Heavy Spoilers: none

Spoiler Level 2: Marineford

If you have not finished Marineford and the associated arc wrap-up, these fics may contain spoilers.

Light Spoilers: Regret is the Skin You Shed (Just to Make it This Far)*, Revolving Door, and A Study of Negative Space contain minor character spoilers for a character introduced during the Skypiea arc but not expanded upon until the Marineford arc.

Medium Spoilers: The Babygirl Problem* contains character spoilers up to the middle of the Sabaody arc. One More Song contains minor plot spoilers up to the middle of the Sabaody arc. Some Sort of Poisonous Cupcake*, Black and Fuchsia Sugar Roses*, Company Time*, Black Cherry Sangria*, Elsewhere, In a Different Training Montage*, Vain Creatures*, and Sweet, Bloody Porcelain* contain relationship spoilers up to the end of the post-Marineford arc for a character introduced during the Thriller Bark arc. A Study of Grief, I Suppose contains character spoilers up to the end of the Marineford arc.

Heavy Spoilers: Both Hands With a Heart to Hold* and A Treatise on Absence and Loss contain plot spoilers up to the end of the Marineford arc. They Grow Like Flames* and Mismatched* contain plot and character spoilers up to the end of the Marineford arc.

Spoiler Level 3: Fishman Island

These fics may contain spoilers up to the end of Fishman Island.

Light Spoilers: don't ask me who's driving, Just This Once, A Horny Interlude, Partway Through Some Training Montage*, and Horny Interlude II* are set ambiguously post-timeskip, but contain no spoilers. Portrait of an Oncoming Storm contains minor spoilers for the Return to Sabaody arc.

Medium Spoilers: Outlaw Red, An Eye for An Eye (Kuraigana, One Year In), Identical Sets, and Equals contain plot and powerup spoilers for the events during the timeskip. Government Dog contains minor character spoilers for promotions gained during the timeskip.

Heavy Spoilers: none

Spoiler Level 4: Dressrosa

You know the drill. End of Dressrosa.

Light Spoilers: none

Medium Spoilers: The Crocodile Teeth series (A Necklace of Crocodile Teeth, Strings Around His Wrists, and Almost Tame) and A Favour contain character spoilers up to the beginning of the Dressrosa arc.

Heavy Spoilers: Lazy Morning Head, Four Vignettes in Marine Uniform, A Guy With a Pin (to Burst Your Bubble)*, With Every Wall Ablaze Around Us*, Your Restless Dreams (I)*, and And the Devil Answers contain plot and character spoilers up to the end of the Dressrosa arc.

Spoiler Level 5: Whole Cake Island

Light Spoilers: none

Medium Spoilers: Apology on Wood and Canvas contains minor plot spoilers up to the end of the Whole Cake Island arc.

Heavy Spoilers: Pink and Gold and pervert faces [draft] contain major plot spoilers up to the end of the Whole Cake Island arc.

Spoiler Level 6: Wano

Light Spoilers: Smoke and Cherry Blossoms and A Private Moment (a Reunion) contain minor plot spoilers up to the beginning of the Wano arc.

Medium Spoilers: Fucking Pirates and A Particularly Sweet Red contain plot spoilers up until the beginning of Act 3 of the Wano arc. King of Beauty, King of Beasts contains spoilers up until the middle of Act 3 of the Wano arc. Shrimp Cocktail*, Sugar and Spice*, Home*, and The Beast, the Man, and the Princess contain minor plot spoilers up until the end of the Wano arc.

Heavy Spoilers: Insubordinates contains plot spoilers, and Gunpowder Hands contains character spoilers, up until the end of the Wano arc.

SPECIAL Spoiler Level: Chapter 1044/Episode 1071

If you've been completely spoiled for The Thing That Happens In Chapter 1044 Of The Manga/Episode 1071 Of The Anime, the following fic is otherwise spoiler-free:

Bearer of the Sun God's Crown*.

Spoiler Level X: Manga-Only

I'm only loosely keeping tabs on where, precisely, the anime has caught up to at any given time, but I'll try to keep my categories updated. This section may contain spoilers up to the most recent chapter as posted by Shonen Jump on Sundays. Do not come at me with the leaked chapters because I will deck you right through your screen. Thank you.

Light Spoilers: none

Medium Spoilers: none

Heavy Spoilers: none

...and that's all so far! All 53 [at time of original posting] of my published One Piece fics, arranged by spoiler level. I hope some of you find this helpful :) go forth and enjoy!

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✨ Fic Announcement Post ✨

Losing Body Parts to a Goddamn Fish

2,200 words

rated: M

pairing: Shanks x Mihawk

Based on this delightful art from @/mugibaras on twitter, who as far as I know is not on tumblr. It gave me a wee dose of brainrot so I had to write 2200 words in a single sitting. #coping

No this definitely isn’t my first proper AkaTaka-focused fic, IDK what you’re talking about.

(It’s also my 40th OP fic! Woo!)

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I really wanted my 69th posted One Piece fic to have 69ing in it bc when am I ever gonna hit that kind of fic milestone again, but with where my head is at rn, it’s not even gonna be a horny fic, it’s just gonna be surrogate-parental feels or smth

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it’s literally even funnier bc Law wrote into the plan a “mugiwara is going to fuck up” clause — built the entire plan around it, in fact — and still Luffy fucked it up

wano is awesome