#.fell off of this for a little bit

[sansloii]

MIKAH NOLAND-ROUX: OUTFIT HCS

work wear: mikah has two priorities when they're getting dressed to do a job--"does it conceal enough?" and "is it practical?". they fuck around with a lot of things but their choice of clothing is not one of them. they wear clothes that they can move in without getting caught up in trivial things or... pieces of fabric that could get caught on something because it's too loose. their ideal outfit is a plain black long-sleeve top, joggers or cargo pants, and either sneakers or boots. if it's cold, they'll also have a hooded sweartshirt of some kind.. but one that fits them--like actually fits them. baggy clothing is a hazard and is distracting. a good pair of gloves is also a must.

casual wear: literally whatever they're comfortable in. they hate jeans, though, so you won't catch them in that any time soon. mikah dresses to be comfortable and to "leave the mind guessing" so whatever they want to wear is what they're wearing. a lot of it is stuff that looks like it'd be what they'd wear on a job but wouldn't ( because if it has shit that dangles or is too loose, they can't wear it )

at home wear: whatever they want. but they're another fan of oversized tops and shorts. they're the type to wear that in winter, complain that it's cold, but won't do anything aside from... grabbing a blanket or something. however, they have them on hand when they need to leave their apartment for any reason.

sleepwear: mikah is a member of the "sleeps shirtless" club with evan. partly because they want to. the other part is because mikah makes their bed the most comfortable place on the planet for themself due to insomnia. so it's like... do they need anything else? also, i am a huge proponent of people not thinking mikah has muscle definition and then bam--defined af upper body when they pull off their shirt off

[pa-pa-plasma]

love fics where Danny ends up in the DC universe & every alarm goes off at once & the magic users are like "yeah that's the most powerful being in the universe & also possibly super evil we are FUCKED fucked" & the Justice League is freaking tf out trying to find this thing that casually tore a hole in reality & it just cuts to Danny (Fenton) standing in the background blissfully unaware & like "man my life sucks but at least i have this candy bar—" *drops it in a puddle*

[chappellrroan]

which ship dynamic are you?

[megamindsupremacy]

Rick Riordan has to chuck Annabeth and Percy into Tartarus the same day Nico came out of that bronze jar because can you IMAGINE how chaotic it could have been if Nico and Percy were on that boat together at the same time. Percy fondly reminiscing over how adorable Nico was at age ten while our favorite skrungly emo boy is sitting on the side looking like a pile of trash run over by a train. Nico violently suppressing the Gayness now that he’s stuck in close quarters with Percy. Annabeth wants to study him but he’s too scared of her to get within five feet at any time. Hazel trying to figure out why her brother is broken now but no he just has a constant internal monologue of Screaming because he forgot that Percy is annoying as fuck. Percy randomly brings up that time Nico betrayed him and trapped him in the Underworld and Nico’s like “fuck off I rescued you like two hours later it worked out fine” and everyone’s sitting there like 👁️👄👁️

[girlsdads]

1 :DDDD

1: don’t leave

Peeling off the VCARB branded fireproofs feels like exfoliating a layer of dead skin.

Daniel pulls the Ricallen tee over his head before anything else, relishing in the soft fabric against his still sweaty shoulders and chest. Standing there in nothing but the shirt he helped design, his race suit in a crumpled heap on the floor, ink barely dried on his new contract, Daniel feels reborn.

There’s an urgent knock at the door and Daniel knows it’s Max. Christian would have told him the news, Daniel had requested he be the first to know. Daniel can’t help but smile as he pulls the door open to reveal Max, looking just about as shellshocked as he feels. They reach for each other at the same time, and it feels like coming home.

Max tastes like Red Bull, and sweat, and all the things Daniel has been too afraid to let himself want for the past 6 years. He kisses exactly how Daniel remembers—eager, absolutely zero finesse, tongue and teeth and his big hands gripping Daniel’s jaw like he could unhinge it himself to crawl right inside. Max licks over the roof of his mouth, the backs of his teeth, the space between his gums and the inside of his lips. The scratchy stubble against Daniel’s chin and cheeks leaves him feeling completely flayed. Max didn’t have so much facial hair, the last time they did this.

Daniel would’ve expected it to be a raw reminder of the time they’ve lost, but the only thing he feels is lucky that he gets to fall in love with Max all over again.

Max pulls back slightly, the taste of his hot breath lingering in Daniel’s mouth. He cradles both of Daniel’s cheeks in his wide palms, gentle but still firm, like Daniel will float away if he doesn’t. “Don’t leave,” he says. “Promise me, whatever happens you will not leave me again.”

The notion that he would even think about leaving after this, after kicking and screaming and belly-crawling his way back home, is so ludicrous Daniel wants to make a joke about it. Wants to shake his t-shirt in Max’s face like Wild horses couldn’t drag me away.

He knows what Max needs to hear. “Promise, Maxy. It’s you and me ‘til the end.”

[pas-si-fleur]

I think this is the last one I'll get for the forseeable future but, I got a new doll,,,

Really cool fox 🦊

[moeblob]

son boy raccoon trash can man suffering in a dnd au as a cleric bc his warlock will not stop committing murders and he has to keep coming up with reasons murder is valid to convince the gm its fine and under control

[arsenicflame]

I love people who love competent Stede Bonnet but, for me, he's always at his best when he's at least a little bit cringefail

[sidereon-spaceace]

torn between wanting to make all my ocs Specialest Little Guys and overpowered VS. the fact I just finished watching all three extended editions of Lord of the Rings and am deeply moved by the struggles and worth of the common man

[rakkuntoast]

you already know how much i love your gravity falls au, i haven’t stopped thinking about it since lmao, so thanks for doing the silly little doodles and things like that it’s been fun to see! (also, side note, foolish as soos is possibly the greatest thing ever to exist, the character line up going on just in general is *chefs kiss*) (still going insane about cellbit and bagi as ford and stan) (we already know my thoughts on chay and lullah as dipper and mabel, love those little silly guys)

ty kash <3 i've been slowly figuring stuff out as i go but im having a lot of fun! im glad you enjoy it :D

also cellbit and bagi being the stan twins was just such a revelation, i love doomed siblings so much i cant wait to write some stuff up when it comes to the tale of two stans: quesadilla falls edition lol

[ghurab-alzilal]

School transport

*After pick up Damian and Jon from Metropolis Academy *

Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Jason: Shit!

Damian: >Tt <

Jon: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Jason: HOLY SHIT!!! TIM FELL THE FUCK OFF!!!

[meadowlarkx]

Some March fic recs!

For Tolkien Fanfic Reading Month! Limiting myself to stories I read in March (but posted anytime). (header by Anna Zakharova on Unsplash)

picnic by @swanmaids - A bored and reckless Aredhel goes to Vána's orchards seeking adventure and has an experience. This lush and sexy fic feels like a warm summer afternoon. I love how seductive and eerie Vána is here!

Kiss and Marry by @thecoolblackwaves - Have you ever looked at Celegorm and Curufin and thought, "They should be the stars of a romcom"? No? This fic is here to reveal that wonder to you.

弄假成真 by Divano_Messiah - Maglor has been telling people at school that he has a boyfriend. Maedhros is jealous until he learns who it is. (I admit I read this via google translate, you can too...)

Envy by @polutrope - In Tirion, Maglor and Elemmírë struggle to handle each other's reputations with equanimity. The people around them try to respond. This fic is so funny and sweet--I love this take on Elemmírë and Fëanor's guest appearance is hilariously him.

Youthful Regrets by kitkatkaylie - Turgon and Maglor fall in love in Valinor before Turgon's engagement to Elenwë. I really like the personality contrasts of this ship, with Turgon opening up to Maglor, and how this story sketches out their relationship through the whole arc of Silm to its bitter separation.

I risk my life to make my name by @maironsbigboobs - The brave knight Galadriel goes on a journey to meet the Green Woman Melian and her fate, ft. adventures along the way. I love how Tolkien is blended with Arthurian conventions here--it works so well and brings out the myth vibes of Silm that I love so much!

Strange Currencies chapter 12 by @jouissants - This is such a beautifully-crafted tale in every regard, but I want to especially mention this flashback chapter I read in March, covering Maedhros' and Maglor's voyage on the swan ships up to just before Fëanor's death. The horror of the Fëanorian Noldor arriving in the dark with their distrust, inflated ego, and total lack of knowledge of Middle-earth comes through here so, so vividly--this part can be read by itself, go check it out!!

Oubliette by Stramonium - Horrifying and so vividly written scene of Maedhros in Angband, isolation, and monstrosity. Poetic and awful, I can't do it justice in summarizing it.

arrangement for flute and harp by @jouissants - Maedhros is determined to work late, so Maglor and Fingon decide to entertain each other. The Himring atmosphere and incredible character dynamics make this also really sexy smut such a wonderful story.

whatever you would crave by @eight-pointed-star - Sooo sexy ficlet in which Fingon and Maedhros attend to Maglor's Needs. Short but immensely powerful.

scherzo for ink and parchment by @dovewifes - Charming and comedic missives exchanged between Maedhros and Maglor during the Long Peace, ft. romantic endearments and the invention of emojis. Maedhros' so-apparent love for Maglor is something I especially cherish about this fun fic.

Star-kissed by @aipilosse - Celeborn of Doriath rescues recently-of-Gondolin (and silver-haired!) Celebrimbor from a predicament in Nan Dungortheb. Incredibly clever, funny, and hot!

Purification by @zealouswerewolfcollector - Thingol is curious about Maedhros: throne sex ensues. A favorite ship of mine in a flavor I'd never considered. Incredibly intense and super well-written.

Comfort from a Heavy Hand by @undercat-overdog - After the Bragollach, Mablung tends to an injured Beleg, and they seek comfort together. The wreckage and destruction of the battle feels so vivid in this one, and the dynamic of Beleg/Mablung as past teacher and student (and current battle companions) is wonderful.

Thou knowest to-night, and wilt know to-morrow by @welcomingdisaster - A brilliant installment in an ongoing Children of Húrin AU series that has the most beautiful, unsettling, and dreamlike atmosphere. In this fic Maedhros teaches "Cáno" about pleasure in preparation for their marriage bed. Catnip to me personally!!

Proxy by @aipilosse - Celebrimbor comes to reproach Celegorm in Nargothrond after Finrod's departure. They fuck. Gender, tension, messy and complicated emotional dynamics all around. The dirty talk is so so good.

Star of the Nevrast Shore by joanofarcstan - Silmarillion filk of one of my favorite folk songs! What more is there to say!! A sweet tale of Gondolin told from Voronwë's point of view, recounting the love between him, Tuor (the star of the Nevrast shore), Idril, and Maeglin.

A Light Burns in the Forest by fictional_hr_department - Thranduil and Oropher escape Menegroth with child Elwing. The title and art by @lycheesodas give me chills and the atmosphere of the fic as they make their disorienting journey to Sirion really brings to life the terrible aftermath of the second kinslaying.

By Your Side by HiyoriTomioka - fem!Eärendil and Elwing support each other in this ficlet... such a good vision of this ship, and the way Eärendil thinks about Tuor and Idril here with longing uncertainty makes me think of a trans!Eärendil even though that is not explicit.

Something Sleepless in Mirkwood by @imakemywings - Thranduil sickens as the Greenwood does. Elrond tries to heal him, but can't understand at first what's happening. Brilliant and canon-compliant (To Me) wry, proud, and eerie woodland king Thranduil--go give this a read!

A boat, my boat, out upon the River by Tethys_resort - Sméagol is trying to craft his own boat to take fishing. His family keeps getting in the way. This sweet fic paints such an idyllic picture of proto-Hobbit life and made me really feel the tragedy of Gollum.

The Fortress by TheLegendCreator - Brief and haunting fic in which a Dwarf visits the ruins of Himring and they have a conversation. I love the view this offers of Maedhros and the fierce loyalty Himring and its folk had for him.

one whole with my other by @i-am-a-lonely-visitor - Indis' marriage to Finwë is transferred to bind her instead to reembodied Míriel. This turns out to be a good thing. An incredibly touching, beautifully wrought and worldbuilt story. I just love it so much.

The Number One Exercise for Relieving Work-Related Stress (Click to Find Out!) by @imakemywings - Date night in Mirkwood. Maglor (Noldorin princess, ex-kinslayer) adorns herself for the benefit of Thranduil (the Elvenqueen)--or that's her plan, anyway. This story is so sexy, so funny, and honestly so touching. I just adore this ship as a happy ending for Maglor and their relationship is gorgeously fleshed out here.

Cousin, Sister, Lover, Queen by broken_pencils - Lesbian Éowyn discovers desire... through Éomer's betrothed Lothíriel. Lothíriel is a stealth fav for me from the Éomer fics I used to read as a kid and I really enjoyed her here, and the lush atmosphere of this story.

His Return by @danmeiljie - Beautiful, tender scene of Maedhros and Maglor reuniting as per @tari-cua's art. Such lovely descriptions in this one and so cozy.

[demolitionistic]

joe's world collapses and he is betrayed and kidnapped and when he finally, finally, escapes to the one safe space he feels he has left, he is met with the fact that his career is dead and that this safe place is not unconditional either. so he can't stay here, he can't stay at his apartment (it hasn'treally been his for awhile), and what's left then? what's left except running away to this production that is not safe, he knows it can't be safe, but neither is here. and here lies painful memories and a painful present. there has hope, at least.

and then of course he goes and dies there. so. yk. plague or cholera

[bucephaly]

There is a germinating corn kernel in my car ?

[icarrymany]

while doing dishes i thought abt tim opening up to jay abt brian 💔 in just a casual way. tim would make an offhanded comment abt him and jay wants to know what he was like (both bc he definitely was not around him as much as tim and alex were and bc he doesnt remember like. anything. and brian is in so few tapes). so tim tells him how they became friends and what he liked to do. seemingly mundane stuff like his favorite food and movie always leads into a Defining Moment story. theres many things hes surprised he remembers so well. and its really nice to just appreciate what they had after mourning it. yeah.

[liquidstar]

a friend who'd wait :)