#.bf posts

[crowmaggot]

late ( by 3 days ) post . . . but me and da bf made it to 100 days !!!

(@gon-freecss0-0)

[crowmaggot]

(@gon-freecss0-0)

[landofgay]

house MD voice: if it's in his lungs, it's in his asshole. get me a biopsy of his penis.

[mrrwsoup]

brumby

[blossoms-phan]

this fanfic ass scenario

[startuxi0]

Huskerdust/stolitz double date Part two :)

Huskerdust/stolitz double date! Part one, part two (you’re here) AUGGHHH I CAN FINALLY POST THIS!!! had some issues with my ipad so I wasn’t able to before :)

again, here’s the original post by @loserschmoozer that inspired this comic! Their headcannons are amazing and I hope you go check them out!

[monstersholygrail]

When you tell him "just the tip" but he's a tentacle monster so he proceeds to slam about a foot of his tentacle deep inside you before fucking you within an inch of your life.

[popinade]

hey, that’s HER dragon!✨

[poobirdy]

a lil something sweet for the bingqiu/binggeyuan zine 🔥🥒

[crowmaggot]

i get off on his pain.

[wokegallagher]

I ALWAYS LOVED THE WAY THEY DIVORCED!!

[obsessionavecdescouteaux]

I happen to think you look very pretty when you’re tied up with my blade pressed against your neck

[bodyhorroresque]

girls don't want a boyfriend they want to read the 450-page analysis that Matthew Mcconaughey wrote about "the four stages of Rustin Cohle"

[ncoley]

fellas does your boyfriend ever feel a little sad so you create an elaborate story that makes him think he's the chosen one from ye olde prophecies and you have everyone he's ever known stand around and clap for him

[monstersholygrail]

Thinking thoughts about you and Werewolf bf experiencing your times of the month at the same time

You laying down in fetal position: “Ugh these cramps are the worst”

Werewolf bf mid-transformation and his bones popping out of place: “No FrFr”

[delusionsofgrandeur13]

your boyfriend, jason todd’s instagram

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send an ask if you want some other characters too ;)