#....and i woke up. oh my god

[old-knightsvow]

dreamt that i went to an event where mattmac was and i had gone to like many of them by that point and he recognized me and he put on a maid outfit and we took pictures. and my sister punched him in the nose and mattmac hated me for the rest of my life

[chikorra]

"You're safe now, my darling" The knight rescued her precious princess from the evil Gabriel Agreste

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[ping-ski]

speak no evil, see no evil, hear... all evil???

@lilakwii i hope u enjoy this little gift since u like sun so much hehe :3

LDR belongs to @spadillelicious !

[suntails]

tfw octavinelle students get to wear a suit but ur dorm uniform needs an instruction manual

[idyllcy]

Concept: Jaime having a lot of left over adrenaline from a fight so he fucks the reader up against the nearest wall

post-fight. - jaime reyes x reader (nsfw warning!)

it happens more often than Jaime admits, but less often than you complain to him about it for.

Jaime has you pressed against the back of the wall in some run-down alleyway, only half of his suit deactivated as he's rutting into you desperately, the sweat and blood still on the back of his armor, his sweat running down his sides as you cling onto his biceps for life, exhausted panting and whimpers slipping past your lips as you stare at him disappear into you with a lewd squelch each time.

"I'm sorry." He whimpers into your ear. "You just— looked so good, mi vida, I just—"

You moan as he presses his lips to yours, desperate to muffle the moans coming out of your mouth, yet wanting to keep listening to them. Maybe swallowing them would work.

It doesn't, but Jaime does get the reward of you biting his bottom lip as he feels you spasm around him, your orgasm ripping through your body as you gush around him, and Jaime only speeds up to chase after his own high, pulling from your lips to tell you how pretty you were, whimpering and moaning quietly over you, eyes raking your body to see how dazzling you were when covered in a layer of sheen from the sweat.

and when he feels his own orgasm rip through him, chest pressed to yours as he gasps into your ear, he makes sure to clean you up, tongue pressed to your you, drunk on the taste of you and him mixed together, hums from his chest shooting up your spine and causing your fingers to fly to his hair, whimpering.

and when he finishes, his suit finally comes off completely as he holds you in his arms, mumbling into your ear about how good you were for him, how he was sorry for taking the adrenaline out on you again, pressing you to his chest as he lets you fall limp in his hold and get some well-deserved rest, he presses a kiss to your forehead and takes care of the rest. After all, it's the least he can do for you.

reblogs are appreciated ( •́ω<;)✧

[duckdodger]

more of these things

[screechingkroh]

Macaque is a sucker for kisses. He acts like he isn't, but he is.

Sometimes, he'll set up these elaborate (and stupid) plans just to get a kiss. He'd purposely let MK get more hits in during training just to get a little smooch from you.

You tell him that he can just ask but he never does that. So you've learnt to just give him kisses whenever. And each time you get to see him melt.

Forehead kisses? He keens at the feeling and rubs his face against your neck after.

Cheek kisses? His cheeks are red and he's trying to suppress this stupid grin. He tries playing it off but you can see how he gets this lovey-dovey look whenever you shower him in kisses.

Lip kisses? Macaque has two types but you'll almost always get the sweet kind. The kind that makes you sigh or giggle into the kiss as he rests his hands on your waist. The kind that has him smiling softly and enjoying the fact that you're there.

He doesn't like making it known that he loves your kisses, but he does. He doesn't enjoy letting people have that dirt on him, but he's okay if it's you.

How often you've got him to do stuff just for a kiss is ridiculous. But it's okay. You're a sucker for kisses, too.

[killershrike]

I don't have any funny jokes or things to say just... wow... @karritakar has truly outdone themself! Look at how absolutely BEAUTIFUL So-yin is and how HOT Ghost is, I mean... just wow.. and So-yin is holding her weapon, the bō she named Nightshade... it's so perfect...

(and that height difference oh my fucking god)

Please go check out @karritakar and commission them!!!

[the-24-hour-cinderella]

Take my low quality shitpost

[vaguely-concerned]

I think the most defining thing about kremy as a person is that he desperately wants to be a man with a mustache -- while being physically, biologically incapable of producing hair follicles lol. like no wonder he takes to drag so much, that's basically most of what he's already doing with his outward identity! and the physical aspect of that is smaller, I feel, than what he's got going on psychologically. he's someone who doesn't want to be -- can't be? -- who and what he is, and who can't be what he wants to be because what he wants to be doesn't really exist, so he lives his life somewhere on the border between them. the almiraj might be no mirage, but the perfectly clever and charming and utterly untouchable version of kremy that kremy would like to be -- instead of the vulnerable neurotic mess of longing and fear and striving for control he clearly actually is -- absolutely is, I'm afraid. it's just a shadow on the wall with nothing real to cast it.

(all of this also goes into the many Gender and trans readings of him too, of course! men will say they’re fighting demons and the demons are trying to live up to a very specific brand of toxic masculinity they've sort of invented for themselves lol)  

the one deep down entrenched assumption we see kremy make again and again especially interpersonally is that if he's open with who he really is and what he feels or thinks at any given time, he would be revealed as fundamentally unacceptable and at best discarded and abandoned, at worst endangered. (it's literally spelled out with the cyclops in the witchlight carnival, but you see him go through this process all the time through the rest of the story too! being unable to lie or dissemble was a catastrophic event in this dude’s inner landscape. I’m sure that means nothing) and because he is also frequently kind of awful this assumption may not be entirely off base some of the time lol (deeply affectionate), but I think it comes from a much deeper place than that. kremy is ashamed of where he's from and who he's been -- that dirt poor wide-eyed kid from the swamp who saw all the fancy gentlemen in town and Wanted. wanted to be that, wanted to have that power, probably some confused sexuality want mixed up with it all as well for spice. wanted more than anything, perhaps, to BE something, because next to that he feels like nothing. which means abandoning the earnest kid who guilelessly loved unicorns and his meemaw and cooking without meaning to impress anyone and silly soft things in the swamp he came from while he went off to the big city and modeled himself after men like garou. (and his relationship with garou surely also had some effects on just how shifty he's become at intimacy too, aside from the building a facade of it all, that might be some secondary damage that was not his fault nor in his control at all)

even when he's acting seemingly shamelessly, he is fundamentally a shame-based psychology, is what I'm trying to get at. the only times he lets his thoughts and emotions out into the world unfiltered is when he's brought to a point of frustration where he throws up his hands and abandons manipulation or subtle machinations as an interpersonal tactic -- see: the several times he argues something with frost or gricko and then finally admits 'I literally don't actually care about this! you guys figure it out and deal with this if it matters so much to you I'm going to bed ffs' haha. his depression shines through when he’s too tired to hide it, especially in the later episodes. every open emotion is an admission he really didn't want to make and thinks is tactically disadvantageous for him. (and sometimes when he's being really for real he'll even admit to being worse than people gave him credit for, like when he admits he suspected mr. witch and mr. light were capable of doing something really really bad to torbek and handed him over anyway. kremy being that blunt and open is like. remarkable and also a sign that he's actually taking it seriously, for all that he's also revealing himself to be even more of an asshole than previously suspected lmao. that's not nothing, for kremy. BUT at the same time he is also the person who cried to see a unicorn broken and abused, and who saw something in gideon upon meeting him that no one else did or cared to at that time and offered him genuine companionship and support — as the story goes on he’s starting to admit to more things about himself, the bad and the good.)

all of which of course also is why he's having such a hard time being honest with gideon about how he feels (and the sheer immensity with which he feels it too, probably) -- that's incredibly vulnerable for a person who’s built himself up around the idea of never being vulnerable. ('i'm just a shadow, nothing you do can really touch or hurt me.') And yet if there’s peace and redemption to be found for kremy, if only within his own soul, between these versions of himself, I feel that discovering and accepting his own capacity for loving someone else so much that it transcends all selfishness or fear would be integral to it. (he loves gideon. So much it makes me a bit dizzy you guys)

[turnipoddity]

Vivziepop went to the saw musical and bought the merch with your art on it and posted a picture of it on Instagram so now thousands of hazbin hotel fans have seen your art

I JUST SAW. HOLY SHIT

[supermaks]

If u see somebody whos still trying to imply any type of 'objectivity' in their knowledge of F1, a pundit on sky or a self titled unbiased fan, compliment Max's performance yesterday but still feel the need to add some criticism of his wheel to wheel or that they wish he was 'clean like that all the time' as I've seen ((and I find so fucking funny and arrogant because to even compare the challenge he had yesterday to the challenge he had in Austria for example is like criticizing a driver for peeling a potato wid a potato peeler instead of using a beautiful gold plated spoon)) pls, I beg , understand thats somebody who has no actual grasp of the fact that their opinion on Verstappen, and racing in general, is not as objective as they've tricked themselves into believing.

Max's wheel to wheel comes from the same place that allowed him to do a opening lap some are comparing to Donington Park. He didnt do what he did yesterday despite his aggressiveness, he did it because of it, because he has complete control of the car and he is deliberate and confident in ways few racers have been, ever. He knows what hes doing and why hes doing it and what he needs to do to win or simply to survive a championship where his car lacks pace. Whether thats defending position on older tires for over 10 laps by closing the line in the limits of regulations or making zero mistakes in the wet while being the fastest man on track 17 times and overtaking an entire field, its the same mind, the same hands, the same talent, the same skill, the same driver, the same knowledge of how and where to put the car. If u dont like how he goes racing sometimes, thats fine, thats valid, but to question the skill behind it, to imply that he needs to change parts of it, maybe thats the opinion of someone who has no idea what it takes to do what he does, like. break Michaels record of most consecutive days as the championship leader, in a season where his team is third in constructors. Blessings,

[johnslittlespoon]

Tough And Sweet (Like You And Me)

Ch. 1/? – 'Sweet Taste Of Kerosene'

[WC: 9K | Gale Cleven/John Egan, College AU, The Bikeriders AU, Age Gap, Emotional Slowburn, But Fast Smut, Set in 2005ish]

College student John Egan ends up in an old pub on the other side of his small town, where he has a chance encounter with biker and mechanic Gale Cleven. Unconventional circumstances be damned, John is a lovesick fool.

[AO3 LINK]

[babloosh]

BABY BABY BABY BABY YEAHHHHHHHH

[ghostyclay]

Currently OBSESSED with evil x, my favorite tropes are:

1. Hes not evil. Hes trying to be, but he really sucks at it

2. Hes the scapegoat. The forgotten brother. Hes the one who always got blamed for everything and never had a support system. He became the thing they were scared of out of self defense, out of desperation. He never had a choice. He never wanted this. But at least hes the one getting hurt and blamed for everything, not his brother. (or, alternatively: hes so angry at his brother for getting everything evil x ever wanted to have)

[undead-knick-knack]

This is the butchest girl twitter can handle before they start getting scared