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[mixelation]

have another dumb girl minato au:

okay you know how in async kushina is like "sorry i figured out i'm gay. i like you but you're just not a pretty girl." what if. instead of breaking up and crying. instead. minato was like: "but i could be 👀"

okay so here is where the au gets dumb

the majority of minato's concept of sex and gender is from icha icha. so she's like "okay the way to change my physical sex is to hit up my local ninja mad scientist, obviously" so she goes to orochimaru

orochimaru, staring back at his rival for hokageship: orochimaru, realizing he is being given a unique opportunity to sabotage said rival: orochimaru: orochimaru, completely genuine: actually i have always wanted to try this--

minato is running back and forth between kushina and orochimaru going WHAT TYPE OF GIRL DO YOU LIKE, KUSHINA

minato fully wants kushina to play dress up doll with her. please, kushina? please???

danzo: (sneaks into orochimaru's lab) hey you should toooootally be doing all those highly unethical experiments you proposed. me and the council will back you up and fund you and nothing bad will happen, promise orochimaru, elbow deep in girl juice and illegal girl jutsu: shush i am transing genders

jiraiya comes back to the village one day and is like "wait does minato have boobs. how long have those been there?" however he does not get far in this line of thought because orochimaru wanders by with k cups. he has been playing around with different physical changes to his body, like you do. his conclusion is that tsunade is having a bad time

minakushi get married. minato still becomes hokage. orochimaru is kind of annoyed but doesn't go missing-nin because he's following minato around with more girl-no-jutsus to try. c'mon minato this is for SCIENCE

minato 2 orochimaru: can you get me pregnant? orochimaru: orochimaru: excuse me minato: yeah cuz it's dangerous is kushina has a baby but we want one........

obito shows up to rip the kyuubi out of kushina except kushina isn't even pregnant. minato is a pretty lady. perhaps kakashi is also a pretty lady, why not. everyone is a pretty lady. obito is like "hey, what"

obito: ...................can i be a pretty lady 👀

orochimaru never leaves konoha and instead becomes the sort of morally dubious fairy godmother he deserves to be

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[fairycosmos]

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

[nataliescatorccio]

#chappell roan: 2, paparazzi: 0

[neosatsuma]

edit: THIS POST BREACHED THE CONTAINMENT OF THE TARGET AUDIENCE, "28-YEAR-OLDS WHO SAW THEIR FIRST ANIMES IN PIECES ON YOUTUBE DURING THEIR TEENAGE YEARS." PEOPLE WHO WATCHED SAILOR MOON WHILE SIPPING APPLEY JUICE IN PRESCHOOL I'M SORRY I GUESS THIS ONE MAYBE ISN'T FOR YOU

[envelopandkissme]

this fucks

[celestialalpacaron]

A pretty much self indulgent Husk Overlord AU where he gambled against Val, Husk wins and in exchange, he keeps his casino and Angel's contract is transferred to Husk ;) Oh yeah and they get RINGS!!!

[mothmothwoth]

Found myself strangely obsessed with Skizz and Lizzie… there are apparently brain chemicals in there

[cowboybrunch]

i love when characters get angry when they're frightened. shelter dog characters. i love when they bite, not able to tell the difference between a hand that feeds and a hand that strikes. there is no difference. a hand is a hand is a fist. i love characters that are deemed unadoptable. unlovable.

and i love when someone loves them. i love when someone sits with them, patient. they don't flinch at the snarling and snapping. they're not trying to fix it—there's nothing to be fixed. this is you, all of you, and ill wait. because one day, one day you'll take the treat. go on, draw my blood. spit and curse and rage. you're safe with me. one day, you'll feel safe with me.

[curioscurio]

This is one of my favorite examples of Ryoko Kui understanding different body type needs and functions on a completely higher level than anyone else in the field right now.

When you have more fat distribution around your center and stomach, the way your body folds on itself makes it incredibly difficult to sit against a wall with your head resting on your knees like that! In fact, for someone like me, it takes active effort and strength to hold that pose. My body can not rest in a pose like that because it is uncomfortable to my body type!

On the other hand, one of the first things I notice when i lose a lot of weight is that I can sit with my knees pulled way closer than usual to my chest without strain or pain. It's a pretty noticeable difference!

It's such a small detail, but so specific that I immediately had to get up and see for myself how I felt sitting in that position. I can do it and it's for sure possible, but it's mostly uncomfortable and has never been my go to pose after collapsing from running.

It's only one line, but it would go right over the heads of people who have only ever been thin or straight sized their whole life. Ryoko Kui nobody else is on your level doing it like you, and us plus size and fat fans see every single step you've taken to properly and respectfully represent our bodies!! Thank you!!

[lazylittledragon]

bg3 x taskmaster filed under 'things that are funny to me and nobody else'

[lgbtlunaverse]

Obsessed with characters who portray themselves as worse than they are. Who are lying to everyone including themselves about it. People generally assume if someone's lying about themselves they're trying to look better but sometimes they're trying to look worse. They attribute agency to where they had none, add intent to accidents, try to convince everyone that this is something they did instead of something that happened to them.

[blackpearlblast]

a video call for help from @haya-orouq19 who is in gaza

[Transcript: Please don't scroll if you want to help a family in Gaza. Hey everyone, this is Haya Orouq, I am 18 years old from Gaza City. Today is the 167th day of the war in Gaza City. And through this war we lost our house, my university was bombed. My whole childhood neighborhood area was completely damaged. We have been displaced to three different places in search of a safer place but unfortunately there's no safer place in Gaza. Everywhere there's bombing, everywhere is dangerous, so we are now displaced in Deir al-Balah. And me and my family lost everything, we have nothing left here in Gaza.

And my mom is very sick also, she is suffering from Lupus and because she has Lupus, she is a kidney failure patient in need of an urgent treatment and care outside of Gaza. The hospitals here is so poor and bad and the quality of her treatment is getting worse and worse because the quality of the hospitals is bad, because of the conditions of the war. So please guys, help my family, we deserve to- we deserve a decent life, we deserve to start a new beginning and deserve a new life.

So, here's the link in the bio and you can help me by sharing the video, repost, comment, like, whatever you can do can help. Every one dollar can make a difference. You can make life-changing difference to my family, you can save my family, you can save my mom. I am also trying to reach out to as many celebrities who are interested in helping people like me by making videos about the family that needs help in Gaza, like me. So I will mention them in the comment and please go to them, ask them to share my videos, and to make a video about my campaign and ask them to share my link. This is so urgent, I need your help guys because my account is prevented from receiving and sending messages so I can't reach out with them. I will mention them so please help me, and help my family.

I can't bear seeing my mom struggling with death because she has a dangerous disease which is Lupus and she is a kidney failure patient and I can't bear seeing my older sister suffering from hunger. So please guys, you can do it and please make #HelpHayasFamily. Share this video, whatever you can do can help. You can share the link as widely as possible, you can share the video. End of transcript.]

you can donate to her campaign here!

[thesinglesock]

my mom walked upstairs in her seal skin boots. Fjonka (my rabbit) came running to greet them (her seal skin boots). she sniffed them for a second. nuzzled them, before realizing they weren't breathing. horror dawned on her. she begun to understand she was dealing with something she couldn't comprehend. she backed off, without letting them out of her sight. she STOMPED to let them (the seal skin boots) know that she did NOT like this situation. my mom stomped back. Fjonka stomped harder, exhibiting a bravery and assertedness I had no idea she possessed. mom turned and went back down the stairs. Good job, Fjonk. You sure showed those undead vampire rabbits who's boss.

[nataliescatorccio]

"Originally it was not called 'Good Luck, Babe!', it was called 'Good Luck, Jane!", but my co-writer and I kept getting in arguments about it, so it became 'Good Luck, Babe!'." CHAPPELL ROAN on 'Good Luck, Babe!'