#... eventually

[caspertheloudassghost]

What about a scum villain thousand autumns au?

YQY sustains a head injury while fighting SJ and WYZ at the immortal alliance conference. He drops like a rock, mumbling incoherently about needing to find someone. In a single, brief moment of madness (or lucidity, depending on which of the two demonic cultivators you ask) he grabs SJ’s hand and clearly says “I found you.” Before passing out for good.

(SJ feels a little seed of something that feels a little like hope and love and fear. He thought he’d let those burn out with the Qiu mansion )

WYZ comes to the conclusion that the brat has clearly mistaken SJ for someone dear to him, and they should use it as a way to fuck over the sects. What’s better than killing the head disciple of Cang Qiong? Turning him into a demonic cultivator!

Of course, that depends on whether or not the brat stays out of it. Oh well, he can always kill him if he shows signs of figuring things out.

WYZ quickly informs SJ of his idea, orders him to play along, and decides leave the conference before anyone else comes to check out the signal flares sent by now dead disciples.

WYZ is a busy man, so he makes the old brat take care of the new brat and leaves for the nearest brothel.

YQY wakes up to SJ cursing his idiocy and threatening to kill him if YQY has actually hurt himself, while changing his bandages with carefully gentle hands.

“Xiao Jiu!”

“Qi-ge you idiot! How many times have I told you not to be so fucking reckless? Heres the plan, dumbass—“

“The plan” being their way of staying alive and eventual escape by convincing WYZ that YQY has fully forgotten everything and, in the time WYZ was gone, SJ has managed to convince YQY that they are childhood best friends who escaped slavery to become cultivators under their Shizun, WYZ.

WYZ believes SJ and thinks this is hilarious. He especially likes the bit about convincing the (ex) future leader of a great sect that he used to be a slave! Hah, comedy gold!

[ministerofchaosabsolute]

Clark, Lex, and Bruce :)

[ff7-has-taken-me-over]

Zack is a very affectionate person. Everyone knows it cause it’d be pretty hard not to considering how willingly and how often he drapes himself on anyone near and pulls them close whenever he feels like it.

The fact has both worked out greatly and worked against him horribly for the last two weeks. Because in that time he had subtly been trying to hint at maybe wanting something more from a certain blond trooper and it has been completely flying over his head.

Zack has tried everything from sitting Cloud in his lap and hiding his face away in the crook of his neck all the way up to literally kissing him on the cheek whenever they part ways. But the blond stays stubbornly oblivious and doesn’t catch on to any sort of change.

[king-candybug-backup]

Just wanted to say I know exaxtly what you're going through cause it's been more than a month and my sorry ass can't go through one paragraph of a chapter of my own story without closing the app and taking a 24 hour break

AAAUUUGGHHHH YEAH, WHY IS WRITING SUCH A PAIIINNNN 😭 I feel so bad because like, usually I'm pretty darn good at estimating when a chapter will be ready, and even if I don't get it done right on that day, it's done pretty soon the following day, BUT THIS CHAPTER KEEPS FREAKING TROLLING ME AND MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A FOOOOLLLLLLL

Then I had guests show up and had to pause AGAIN, and NOW I'm too sleep-deprived and need to sleep before I try to keep writing, like UGH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME CHAPTER 11 I FREAKING TRUSTED YOU 😭😭😭

It's so painful how it's SO FRIGGIN' CLOSE but STILL not finished like BITCH UGH BE DONE ALREADYYYYYYY

[dindjarindiaries]

The First Plan 99 Chapter 7 is out NOW!

I really did not think I was going to finish this tonight, but here we are! Lots of stuff is going down sooooo buckle up and get ready for what's to come!

[kaattlin]

i’ve been making a lot of fake comic issue covers lately—i swear they don’t all look like this

nightwing | batgirl | red robin | robin | spoiler | signal | oracle

[alesshi]

Ranma's in love with a guy 🤭

[mo-mode]

The Biblically Accurate Trio in TLT

[thepeacefulgarden]

And if that's too much, take it breath by breath.

[thereweredragonshere]

Little guys round 4

[classycookiexo]

[turtleofthehollow]

I need someone to write fanfiction of Lucifer and Alastor making a deal, but Luci botches the wording of the deal so bad that they end up married instead, and neither of them know how to break the deal, so they're just stuck like this until further notice

You can't tell me it wouldn't be in character for him!

UPDATE: It has been written! Check out the reblogs for the link!

[olrinarts]

1/?

FINALLY, AFTER WRESTLING WITH THIS FOR AGES

have the first 5 pages of 'Fittings', which is a... 'short' comic that won't leave my brain

i have a lot of headcanons about the significance of fibrecraft and clothing and such for sheep, considering the whole wool thing, and while i'm working on other projects that go more in depth with that, this is just a fun little thing i wanted to do

i cannot emphasise how much it pained me to draw ill-fitting clothing though 😭

[funkle420]

Turbo Granny blunt rotation WIP

[megarhyssa-sp]

memes and doodles for an eventual fic inspired by @the-barefoot-hatter's non-euclidean geometry au