#... What a shame

[tlou-obsessed]

look at my babiezzz

[lilislegacy]

connor: hey perce. we figured you could use a boys weekend—no diapers, no dishes, just us, a beach house in cape cod, and an irresponsible amount of alcohol. six months from now. you in?

percy: ah, no can do man. appreciate the invite, but uh… i got a baby comin around then.

leo, horrified: holy shit. another one!?

chris: we thought the jackson baby factory had shut down! do we need to give you the talk?

percy, putting his hands up in surrender: woah, hey— i was just following orders.

travis, laughing: and how’s that?

percy: annabeth tells me she wants a baby, i give her a baby.

frank, trying not to laugh: like… immediately?

grover, shaking his head: do you even want another?

percy: jesus, guys. why the hell would i say yes if i didn’t? it’s our fourth, not our fifteenth! and yeah, we've been talking about it for a while. we love babies, we love parenting, we’re financially stable, the kids are excited… we’re happy. sorry our marriage is healthy and functional?

the guys: *giving in and congratulating him*

leo: so… you can’t just come on the trip until she gives birth to it?

[xabarik]

“мне жалко что я не зверь” really reminds me of phantom (i found this translation, if you're interested in reading what's on the art) never thought I'd be drawing something like this for aa but here we are

and other stuff

back in 2019 I often drew Blackquill wearing those broken glasses. and i like that the phantom in the game is a little taller than bobby after his reveal and my favourite girl taka... childhood love of birds is scratching inside.

my friend said she thought he was wearing a wedding suit. I said he would have had one suit for both the wedding and the funeral because after prison he wouldn't have had a chance to buy a new one.

[bumpercarting]

CLICK CLACK DOODLES im gonna kill him with hammers. I need to draw them more often

[voot-floop]

He’s a tv man or whatever

[stoshasaurus]

I know I talk about a lot of machines on this account but I will say now, first and foremost, that my favorite machine OF ALL TIME is the Fabrication Machine from 9

It is seriously one of the most gorgeous designs for a machine I’ve ever seen. Its story, its design, its sounds, its motives…AUGH.

Look at the fucking model too

I’d give my life for you, Fab. Please let me. Please.

[starangel969]

⭑ Springtrap

[krussyarts]

No context for this one lmao

Just kidding, tfa Ratchet is so homophobic dad coded in that he'd fall over dead if one of his sons/coworkers brought home a decepticon (just something my girlfriend and I talked about.. technically this is set in her au but we don't have time for that rn)

Blitzwing is trying to make a decent impression and try his hand at this "apologizing" thing hence the twigs (same thing to him as flowers tbh)

[yourverylocalgod]

Random headcanon:

Y’know how Megatron broke Starscream’s voice box? do you think the stronger the emotion he feels and the more he screams the more ‘glitchy’ his voice becomes? Sometimes he’ll be so mad at his trine he’ll yell and it all comes out as gibberish machine noise- like old computers when they were booting up. And people struggle to understand him?

Starbee addition to this for all you freaks (/aff) out there

And Bumblebee is the only one who can get a general gist of what he’s saying because he spoke broken voice box for ages when Megatron broke his own voice box.

Ay- what is it with Megatron and breaking voice boxes?

[verbatimdvd-rw30pk]

sad people from my favorite show

[flowing-between-space]

You should be on the counter with your legs spread wide open and a tongue all over your pussy, but instead you're at work just dreaming about it.

[yrsogross]

so i’ve trained myself a little too well on the toilet.

i jerk off on almost every lunch break at work in the bathroom. i coincidentally always have to take a shit right after i eat lunch too. but i’ve gotten so into the habit of leaning back, spreading my legs, teasing my hole open & closed while i stroke my little tdick until i finally cum & then i let myself release the built up logs. they’re usually dense, smooth & so fucking relieving.

such a shame that i feel the need to orgasm to be able to shit anywhere now… oh well…….. guess i’ll just have to start jerking off every time i take a shit.

[spontaneousful]

"Is this really the world we fought so hard for?"

It was a question that always seemed to be on Blondie's mind lately. It was the only thing she could think to say as she stood in Ashlynn Ella's castle, watching the snow fall atop her fresh grave.

Apple, her friend her once-upon-a-time lover her, Apple White, ruler of Ever After, glanced over at her. "Whatever after do you mean?"

Blondie stared out the window and tried to bite her tongue. This conversation was pointless, nothing she could say would change what was. But that budding investigative journalist inside her, the one who wanted to change the world, the one she thought was stamped out long ago, couldn't leave it alone.

"Did we really fight for a future where our friends drop like flies? And condemn those who didn't agree to death along with them?"

She laughed. "Don't be silly. I haven't sentenced anyone to death."

Blondie turned around to face her. "What about Raven?"

"What about her?" Apple's gaze was piercing.

Blondie stared her down, but Apple didn't falter. Instead, she returned the stare with intensity. Blondie sighed and looked away. She couldn't stand up to Apple, she never had been able to. But the flame of anger in her still burned, and instead, she shifted the conversation.

"How many of our friends have to die for you to admit you were wrong? How many have there already been? Briar, Ashlynn, Ginger, Humphrey, Duchess, Meeshell, we're in our thirties, Apple. And yet, I'm attending a funeral every other week."

For a moment, there was no response. Then, she heard the clacking of Apple walking away. "The Ella estate is sorted out. I believe we're done here."

Blondie wanted to stop her. She wanted to scream at her. To curse the unfairness of it all. How hypocritical of her, when she had played no small part in the war of destiny versus choice.

Why? Why had she ever agreed with the side of destiny? Why had she thought this was better? Why had her own happy ever after been worth setting up her friends for slaughter? Why? Why? Why?

[parkouringrabbit]

Hello everyone, it pains me to make this post but I can't stay quiet any longer. I just discovered @claireinsorcia has been using reference photos for their art.

This is completely wrong, they didn't even give Getty Images any credit. This poor guy, let's call him Jeff, has lost everything. His wife left him, his car was impounded, and he defaulted on his mortgage. All the while, Claire is tracing him and using him for their own gain.

If you're friends with Claire, you should second guess yourself.

[itsonlyanapple]

never have i found it harder to participate in fandom than with 9-1-1 fans. i really don't want to generalise & be rude, but wtf are u guys on?

[andreainlove]

For years i was chasing a spectre of something that was never there for me.