#... What a shame

[akanemnon]

They're starting to become more and more alike.

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[voot-floop]

He’s a tv man or whatever

[bumpercarting]

CLICK CLACK DOODLES im gonna kill him with hammers. I need to draw them more often

[stoshasaurus]

I know I talk about a lot of machines on this account but I will say now, first and foremost, that my favorite machine OF ALL TIME is the Fabrication Machine from 9

It is seriously one of the most gorgeous designs for a machine I’ve ever seen. Its story, its design, its sounds, its motives…AUGH.

Look at the fucking model too

I’d give my life for you, Fab. Please let me. Please.

[krussyarts]

No context for this one lmao

Just kidding, tfa Ratchet is so homophobic dad coded in that he'd fall over dead if one of his sons/coworkers brought home a decepticon (just something my girlfriend and I talked about.. technically this is set in her au but we don't have time for that rn)

Blitzwing is trying to make a decent impression and try his hand at this "apologizing" thing hence the twigs (same thing to him as flowers tbh)

[soulbeastdragon]

I slept all day and I'm a bit late here, but seeing the /blowkiss in the black lion chest is really lame. They wanna do sales for Valentine's and adding the /blowkiss is great, but putting it in the BLC so ppl can gamble for it? Absolutely lame.

I'll get it eventually when it pops into the statuette vendor, but honestly that should've just been a Gemstore item :/

[flowing-between-space]

You should be on the counter with your legs spread wide open and a tongue all over your pussy, but instead you're at work just dreaming about it.

[yrsogross]

so i’ve trained myself a little too well on the toilet.

i jerk off on almost every lunch break at work in the bathroom. i coincidentally always have to take a shit right after i eat lunch too. but i’ve gotten so into the habit of leaning back, spreading my legs, teasing my hole open & closed while i stroke my little tdick until i finally cum & then i let myself release the built up logs. they’re usually dense, smooth & so fucking relieving.

such a shame that i feel the need to orgasm to be able to shit anywhere now… oh well…….. guess i’ll just have to start jerking off every time i take a shit.

[spontaneousful]

"Is this really the world we fought so hard for?"

It was a question that always seemed to be on Blondie's mind lately. It was the only thing she could think to say as she stood in Ashlynn Ella's castle, watching the snow fall atop her fresh grave.

Apple, her friend her once-upon-a-time lover her, Apple White, ruler of Ever After, glanced over at her. "Whatever after do you mean?"

Blondie stared out the window and tried to bite her tongue. This conversation was pointless, nothing she could say would change what was. But that budding investigative journalist inside her, the one who wanted to change the world, the one she thought was stamped out long ago, couldn't leave it alone.

"Did we really fight for a future where our friends drop like flies? And condemn those who didn't agree to death along with them?"

She laughed. "Don't be silly. I haven't sentenced anyone to death."

Blondie turned around to face her. "What about Raven?"

"What about her?" Apple's gaze was piercing.

Blondie stared her down, but Apple didn't falter. Instead, she returned the stare with intensity. Blondie sighed and looked away. She couldn't stand up to Apple, she never had been able to. But the flame of anger in her still burned, and instead, she shifted the conversation.

"How many of our friends have to die for you to admit you were wrong? How many have there already been? Briar, Ashlynn, Ginger, Humphrey, Duchess, Meeshell, we're in our thirties, Apple. And yet, I'm attending a funeral every other week."

For a moment, there was no response. Then, she heard the clacking of Apple walking away. "The Ella estate is sorted out. I believe we're done here."

Blondie wanted to stop her. She wanted to scream at her. To curse the unfairness of it all. How hypocritical of her, when she had played no small part in the war of destiny versus choice.

Why? Why had she ever agreed with the side of destiny? Why had she thought this was better? Why had her own happy ever after been worth setting up her friends for slaughter? Why? Why? Why?

[itsonlyanapple]

never have i found it harder to participate in fandom than with 9-1-1 fans. i really don't want to generalise & be rude, but wtf are u guys on?

[jujoobedoodling]

Goddess

AU where the elven kingdoms retreated from interacting with the rest of the world and hid themselves. As far as humans are concerned, these statues are figures from old mythology. Jaina is a history nerd and also very gay.

inspired by this femslash february prompt list

[babymorte]

[live-laugh-legolas]

Aragorn: Gollum bit me and he stank. I am glad he is imprisoned in Mirkwood

Legolas: Oh about that, we took pity on him and took him on walks so he could climb trees because that was fun for him but he got away

[raddestrose]

WAIT!!!

People are downloading Voltron onto their computers and google drive?

That’s GENIUS

[starklyn]

Toto you cut your wife 😭