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[sebfreak]

Happy Birthday Crowley Eusford [5th. December]

[leafisabitsleepy]

Did i just get rickrolled?

[inklessletter]

I just lost The Game.

(You know the rules: now you've got to announce that you've lost too. Reblog this to follow The Game's rules.)

[portlandwithyou]

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[same-pic-rick-roll]

Did you ever get that dress?

Yes, right here.

[leviiackrman]

"don't put me in a position where I've got to show you how cold my heart can get."

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[softquietsteadylove]

Soft and languid and spicy Thenamesh, pretty please 🥲🥲🙈🙈. You decide whether it happens in canon universe or one of your AUs. Thanks so much! ❤️❤️

Thena tried to roll over, but her rehearsals and performance had officially caught up with her. She groaned.

"Easy, Gorgeous," a familiar and soothing tone rumbled against her back. It was a little extra deep and rough from sleep, in a very sexy way.

She sighed as Gil kissed the back of her neck, letting his hands roam freely. "Good morning to you too."

"How're you feeling?" he whispered as he let his hands drift between massaging her tight, fatigued muscles to caressing her more gently. And of course making sure he could trail the sides of her breasts along the way.

"Exhausted," she sighed, although not unhappily. Between finally being done with this latest performance and what she and Gil got up to last night, she was plenty worn out.

"Good," he chuckled, kissing the back of her neck under her hair. He rolled over her more, careful not to crush her but letting just enough of his weight rest on her.

Thena groaned even more pleasantly at the solidity of him against her. "Impatient?"

"What can I say," she could hear how he was grinning as his hands slid down over her ribs to the curve of her waist, the front of him pushing against - and between - her buttocks. "I've missed my gorgeous swan."

Thena bit her lip as Gil ran his length between her legs, catching a trail of wetness there. She gripped the pillow she used to keep her shoulders from locking inward at night.

Gil continued teasing her with just the contact of his cock sliding between her lips, occasionally rubbing against her clit. He breathed roughly against the shell of her ear, "what do you say, Gorgeous?"

Thena drew in a breath through her nose as she lifted her hips slightly, "I missed you too."

Gil needed no further invitation, holding her hips and pushing into her slowly. He pushed in all the way, letting her adjust to him as his hips pushed against the plushness of her bum. He gave it a little pat, "lookin' good, as always, Miss Thena."

She rolled her eyes, still facing down/away from him. He started moving slowly and gently, mindful of the morning just starting to unfold around them.

He moved a little more, deliberately slapping their skin together as he thrust in from behind.

"Gil," she tried to admonish him and control her breathing at the same time (wasn't working).

"I like watching it ripple."

She groaned into her pillow; he said such embarrassing things so freely.

He picked a more steady pace, less about watching her ass in all its glory and more about actually making love. She did like positioning him behind her, though. It allowed her to appreciate the thickness of him more, as well as reach that sweet spot.

Thena bit into her pillow as he moved faster and more intensely. Here she thought maybe they would just fool around a little to no conclusion. But of course, her boxer didn't do things halfway; if they were going to be intimate, then she was going to finish.

Gil dragged her hips up just a little. Not enough for her knees to support her, just enough for him to be holding her up and well and truly fuck her.

"Gil!" she whined, dragging out his name on her tongue before burying her face in the pillow again. She was digging her nails into it too, her hair spilling around her. "Yes, right there!"

"Atta girl," he growled behind her, letting his hips decide their own pace now that he was more into it. "Or should I say-"

"Don't!"

"Yes, Miss Thena," he purred just for her, leaning over her bare back to do it.

She made some kind of sound in return, reminding herself of an animal in heat. She pushed her shoulders up to feel the warmth and strength of his against them. He wrapped his arm around her front to help her hold herself up.

"Fuck, sweetheart, I'm gonna-" he grit his teeth, obviously trying to hold on.

"S'okay," she gasped. She didn't mind if he came first. He always made sure she wasn't far behind. And she kind of liked the feeling on the odd time they were being more...impulsive.

He moved her hair away from her ear again, "reminds me of the locker room."

She grumbled in the back of her throat. He just loved bringing that up, especially any time they were doing things raw and bare.

He nipped at the shell of her ear, burning red at this point. He even used his teeth to pull of a cuff earring of hers they had forgotten about last night. He dropped it into the bed for the time being.

"Gil!"

"I'll find it later," he panted, drawing closer and closer. He pressed on her skin just bellow her naval, "I'm busy."

Thena squeezed her throat closed, whimpering as she felt him come first, that molten feeling of him spreading through her. In the same second Gil's calloused palm found her clit and dragged over it. "Fuck!"

He held her as she followed him, squeezing and pulsing with what little strength she had left after last night. He was careful not to drop her, lowering her down to the mattress again, turning her head so she wouldn't be face down in the pillow.

"Hm," she purred as he slipped out of her. Now she really was going to be a limp noodle all day.

"Hey," he whispered, pulling her around at her shoulders to kiss her, "love you."

She sighed against his lips, a little too blissful in the feeling of drowning in him, "I love you, too."

Gil grinned that adorable one he had that pushed the apples of his cheeks up, turning his eyes into happy little almond shapes. He kissed her again, his morning scruff against her cheek.

She whined.

"Okay, okay," he chuckled, leaning up and away from her. He did indeed find the cuff earring, tossing it in the general direction of her night stand.

Thena sighed as he replaced his warmth with the more flimsy warmth of her plush goose-feather duvet.

"You sleep a little more, Gorgeous. I'll go get us some stuff."

Like coffee, maybe some pastries, the morning-after-pill (just in case).

"And shave," she added from the bed, although she had rolled over to cuddle his pillow instead of her shoulder pillow.

"Yes, Miss Thena."

"Go!"

[imthebentley]

i almost died and that wasnt fun so now i want to be nicer

can we be friends? for real this time no more pranks

-@echo-morningstar

Oh, sorry to hear that Echo.

I did actually die though, so get good!

I mean...

Sure, let's be friends ♥

[mai-is-a-chaotic-bye]

me: scrolling through good omens and the ineffable husbands textposts the whole day

Tumblr:

The tag in question:

The friend in question I choose to torment:

@i-got-the-power1412

"Here darling, some trauma for you, ily 😘 now suffer with me"

WELL DONE TUMBLR!! WELL DONE!!!

* sobs some more *

[monster-loverr]

DAMN YOU, CHARA! UPDATE

Chapter 57 - Pick up a pillow

This is NOT for Frans week. Like, there is frans in it but it definitely doesn't fit the prompts or the rules. I just usually update on Saturdays.

I still didn't finish the drawing for today but there is one, I'm posting it later!

[wardenparker]

There’s 40 minutes before Last of Us ep4. Who wants to send me some silly ass asks?

[dorkycreature-89]

rickrolling

i'm not even kidding. i got rickrolling

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

[thelaurenshippen]

watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[motorclit]

Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.

[morerogue]