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My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious they’re naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.
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Squidward is an aristocratic gay black man who vogues old way because he’s cultured, Spongebob is a twink from the Dominican Republic, Patrick is an anglo saxon bear who doesn’t wash after the gym
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Police dog gets a Christmas toy
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The biggest threat to a woman’s glow? A toxic relationship, every time.
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When you encounter a problem, consider: have you tried evolving venomous spines about it?
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What tf is the point of communities if I can't reblog or in any other way save the picture such that I can view it again later?? WHY can't they be reblogged/shared with my followers who might also like to join the community? It defeats the whole purpose of tumblr! It destroys the very basics of what tumblr is and does and has been since at least 2009 when i joined. I don't understand the thinking behind this at all. I often like the community posts, there's SO many I wanna reblog, and reblog is WHAT WE DO on tumblr! How can they not be rebloggable? It's so frustrating because it makes no sense. It's stupid hat level stupid. Makes my brain hurt tryina figure out who tf had this genious idea.
"HEY, what about we REMOVE the reblog feature which is tumblrs most basic feature on this new fancy thing called communities?? That'll be new and fresh (i.e not done before)"
Yeah, well, there's a reason its not been done before: BECAUSE REBLOGGING IS TUMBLRS MOST BASIC FEATURE FFS! It what is different from other platforms. Its why we stay. It's why tumblr still exists. Really hope this malfunction in admin thinking doesn't mean the end for tumblr... Or do you reckon they're they tryina deliberately kill tumblr the way they did myspace, by changing it so much it becomes irrecognisable & completly unusable?
[*shudder the fear!*]
#tumblr community#tumblr communities#wtf#tumblr#whos genius idea was this#communities#reblog#tumblr problems#are they trying to kill tumblr?#conspiracy theories
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people love to criticise the actions of someone under an extreme amount of stress as irrationally, irredeemably monstrous, and then you'll actually look at what they're talking about and see that not only is their behaviour entirely understandable given the circumstances, but they're actually demonstrating incredible restraint and will to endure beyond what you thought anyone was capable of
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opinions about peanut butter
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Switzerland - Author: TouchOfCandace
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that was one of the biggest earthquakes ever recorded. that just hit. it got upgraded to an 8.8. there are so many tsunami warnings
if you are in an evacuation zone please stay safe
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