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dhrubajjj · 1 year ago
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[DAY 10] - screenshot redraw ⚔️
it never occurred to me that our relationships might one day end.
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this is SO late uhh ive got schoolwork stuff n midterms right now soo…. yeah but silver angst <3
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pirateborn-a · 2 years ago
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     Screw it      finals are OVER,,,,,      going to pass out for like 12 hours and then try to catch up on things n figure out what to do here---
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alt0stratuscloud · 4 months ago
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y'know that one tumblr post that's like. 'there's characters that even if I don't talk about them often are still stored somewhere in my head on a back burner somewhere, still going'. I've got like that but evil now for cwilbur fuck man I care about that character a lot
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coridallasmultipass · 7 months ago
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#hfffffff okay i spent fucking hours rambling in that ao3 comment lmao i wanted to apologize for that but#i dont wanna give the author a reason to reply or guilt them into reading the whole thing lol#i hate having anxiety#bc it means sometimes i cant be like 'haha that was hot' without feeling like im not doin my job as a reader#but then when i start writing a longer comment i gotta give reasons why i liked something#and before u know it im typing my whole lifes story and thats a book no one wants to read. least of all in the comments on their 50k fic#i took out so many paragraphs and revised it no less than 20 times but probably more i wasnt counting#i dont think ive ever put a comment that long but it required backstory to explain something and also how i was surprised at#...being sold in the first chapter when i was already predisposed to not wanna read the fic in the first place#god its fucking 130am ive been typing for hours#sleep has not occurred to me bc ive been in 'middle of a task' mode since like 8pm#anxiety really is a motherfucker lmao ughhhhhhh#fuckin verbose as hell lmao hate that abt myself no one wants to read my essays lol#shouldve spent at least 3 of those hours workin on my fics but alas i have time blindess and only saw 2 time jumps#anyway gonna hope my sleeping pills kick in fast#lol its probably pain. the reason why im so on edge for the past few days and especially today since i couldnt really relax#i hate being so anxious all the time but what can i do lol nothing has helped me long term#oh here we fucking go lmao im writing another essay in the tags yeah i gotta hit the pen or something to chill or the pills aint gonna help#delete later / /#i swear i dont mean to but i blink and ive written an essay it happens without doing it consciously
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waloeders · 9 months ago
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also on a vday note altho barney n sleip have no idea what it is (thanks to being yknow. not on earth), once i explain the concept they are on that shit fr. "a day to cherish loved ones? hmm." <- guy who is getting 1000x ideas all ranging from incredible to silly as hell
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gamblersdoll · 1 month ago
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service dom kirishima and pillow princess reader omg omg
fingering, praise, helping of orgasm, pussy slaps.
“oh my goddd..” you whine, kirishima having one of your legs propped up on his shoulder. all of his weight onto his elbow as his two right digits plummet in and out of your creamy folds, his eyes glued to you. “kiri, what you doin’ to me..”
he chuckles, kissing the inside of your thigh and he mumbles. “just helpin my baby come, you know? a man should make his woman come all the time.” he reiterates, pulling his fingers out and pressing an open mouth kiss to your cunny. you squeak, a giggle coming from his mouth and he pulls back, pushing his fingers back into you. “there you go babyyy.. there ya go.”
you shudder, chest heaving and you softly cry. “kiriiii…” you moan his name out, making his cock jump in his drawls and he sucks on you thigh again, softly slapping your cunny and you sob. “kirikirikirikir!”
“uh huh.. thats what i love to see.” he says, climbing up to you and kisses your cheek. “think im startin to feel something..”
“kiri, gunna comee..” you announce, his hand craning your neck to face him. “gonna come..” you moan, hearing his praises spill from his mouth like clockwork. he pulls his fingers out, fingertip pads softly slapping your clit until you close your legs, a choked cry as you orgasm from such a crude feeling, your pussy being slapped?
thats so pathetic of you.
“thats my baby.. oh, you did so good, so proud of you.” he cooes, his red hair tickling your face and he softly bites your breast. “should see how that breeding kink of yours is doing, yeah?”
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angelicblondie · 4 months ago
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rafe x blondie!reade
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when rafe was away on business, you were absolutely miserable.
you couldnt help it! i mean, how were you even supposed to function? the first day you tried to make yourself useful. you met your closest girlfriends for brunch and gossiped about meaningless things (your favorite past time, obvi), and of course, paid the cheque using rafes card.
you then all went to the mall, and you treated yourself to a designer purse and a couple lingerie sets from victoria secret. you even took a few mirror pics to send to rafe, captioning the message , "miss you tons baby :(". rafe of course, hearted the image and sent back a plethora of compliments, to which you giggled giddily to once you got back home.
you then had an easy night in, ordering in food and watching your favorite girly shows, texting rafe goodnight, not wanting to bother him when you know hes so busy. you went to bed with a slight pout on your face, hugging one of his pillows and wishing it was him.
as the days went by, your patience grew thin. rafe was texting back less and whilst you knew it was due to all the hard work he was doing, you began to grow frustrated. there was only so much shopping you could do before burning out, and only so many shows you could re-watch! you needed your rafey back, or at least, some attention.
so you sent him a little text, saying, "baby can we can call tn? miss u :(", to which he replies, obviously, yes.
you giddily get dressed into one of your new sets, and when he calls you, you let it ring 3 times before answering.
seeing his face was just such a relief, you smiled so brightly. "rafey!" you exclaimed.
"hey baby," he mumbled with a small smile. "how ya doin?"
you pout a bit. "miss you"
he chuckles. "miss y'too, blondie," he replies, watching the way your eyes brighten up when he says this.
his eyes narrow. "what'cha got on?" he asks, his eyes on the bottom of his screen.
your eyes light up. "oh, this?" you ask innocently, before panning the camera down to your body, showing off.
he groans. "fuckkkk, babe, where'd that come from?"
you giggle. "victorias secret."
he hisses out a breath of air. "shit, wherever it came from, i want more." he chuckles, and you bask in the praise.
soon enough, rafe has you seated on you pillow, your hips rocking back and forth, searching for the sweet friction. rafes camera is panned down to his cock, which he is steadily pumping in his fist. for every little whine or whimper you let out, rafe groans hungrily, mutter curses under his breath and voicing praises.
"yeah, thats a good girl, baby. keeeep going, know if feels good."
"y'close? i know baby, i can tell. just keep going, dont stop. thats it."
and eventually, your hips grew tired and your high overcame you, as you spluttered out high pitched curses and thank yours, you realized rafe had also came, and he watched the screen with amused pleasure. the two of you locked eyes as your movments slowed down, your mouth open in an "o" and your eyebrows furrowed.
rafe let out a low chuckle. "see? that was fun, huh?"
you huff. "not as fun as you actually being here." you pout a bit, dismounting the pillow and picking back up the phone.
rafe scoffs. "dont use that tone w'me, missy, aight? m'not in the mood." rafe runs a hand down his face. "just helped you cum and y'talking back like that? maybe i should teach you a lesson when i get back, hm?"
you pout. "no, im sorry. didnt mean it." you grumble, slipping under the blankets. "j'miss you, rafey."
rafe sighs. "yeah yeah, miss you too kid."
you and rafe talk for a couple more minutes before he says he has to go. you go to bed that night, still missing your rafey, but feeling much more satisfied then the nights before.
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hyukalyptus · 5 months ago
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saw your reblog about kissing along the happy trail and let out a great sigh bc i could never do that to them 😔
but yeah i believe in kai happy trail and perhaps also beomgyu???
idk if you’ve done this before but what are your hairy TXT hc’s? like where do u think their body hair is most…evident? (does that make sense omg i hope it does!!)
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okay girlie let's get into it,, i havent given it like, dedicated thought and i dont have strong opinions developed, other than i love the thought of hairy!txt lmao so i will try to be consistent with my thoughts ehehehe.
cw. lots of hair talk ahead. mentions of sex in kai's, balls, bjs.
so obviously theyve all got pelvic pubes right ? and i know we dont see a lot of their hair but this is if they don't shave/laser it off lmfao. also none of this is real im just being weird as hell about hair.
yeonjun- i think his armpit hair is like a long line ig? instead of it being like a clump in the middle, its like in a line lmao, idk how to explain it BUT i bring treats (sfw link to yj armpit hair crumbs!! its an old pic tho) and i know he shaved his face in that vlog but i feel like he was just doin that to look hot lmao, i dont think he has super intense facial hair tbh. other than that, i think he's typically got the sexiest happy trail ever!! and what i mean by that, is that i dont think his tummy is super hairy, so his happy trail is a pretty distinct line. and its dark and is a literally happy trail lmfao.
soobin- he's hairy!!! and i will not be silenced any longer. thats why he looks so baby is bc that man is meant to have hair. not a ton though. bushy armpit hair, even a little hairy chested i think. like a pretty wide line down the middle of his chest and it spreads over his pecks a little. hairy legs!! >< ugh imagine laying on his slightly hairy chest and rubbin his 5 oclock shadow, just snugglin and cozy wozy <3
beomgyu- seems to be the most facially hairy lol. i could see him having a pretty substantial beard. and a hairy tummy for sure. i know thats not a look for beomie but those are my thoughts lol
taehyun- oooohhh i think his arms and legs are pretty hairy. so rn i dont think he's as muscular as he'd like to be bc if youre super muscley and a dancer, it could cause injuries easier bc of flexibility SO anyway, all that to say, i think when he's retired he's gonna get all muscley and his arms and legs are gonna be all hairy and delicious :p
kai- ok y'all thought i yapped about yj and soob's hair too much well.....i could talk about hairy kai for hours and hours. i think he's the hairiest by far !! omfg. hairy chest and hairy tummy. FUCK im giggling too much. thinking about post-sex kai, sweaty and out of breath, laying on his hairy chest while y'all catch ur breath. thinking about his hairy arms wrapping around ur waist to hug you. i know this is so random, but thinking about rubbing sunscreen into his skin for him at the beach. eheheh. getting on ur knees for him, kissing down his tummy on ur way down AH, playin with his bush before playing with his balls before suckin his dick LOL. but frfr never not thinking about laying on kai's hairy chest post-sex lmfao.
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mintiicinnamonii · 3 months ago
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Im a sucker for angst so uhhh
Can I request a Macaque x reader who was once possessed by the LBD
And he can't help but flinch whenever they get mad cuz it reminds him of that time
And last but not least, u doin okay?
notes: yeah im doing quite well! i love angst, and i also love s3/lbd readers, so this is PERFECT :3
i’ve been experimenting with the format of my posts, so sorry for the inconsistency!
Oh Who is She?
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You and Macaque got into a fight. A BIG fight. About what? You didn’t even remember anymore. You gritted your teeth as Macaque tried to reason with you, fists shaking. You snapped your head over to him, glaring at him with daggers in your eyes, and Macaque swore he saw a shimmer of blue in them. “GOD, WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP?!” 
Macaque flinched, backing up in shock and fear. His golden eyes widenedas he stared at you, throat dry. He was unable to speak, with his ears pinned back against his head, as a familiar feeling of dread filled his mind. The same dread he’d feel when he was around HER. He looked like a trapped animal; a horrified, weak, trapped animal. 
You maintained your scowl, until you suddenly realized what you did. The glass of water you were holding fell onto the ground, as your breathing quickened. “Macaque- I- I’m sorry- I- I didn’t mean to..” You covered your mouth, hyperventilating. The feeling of someone behind you sent a chill up your spine, and you felt something scratching at your skull. You wanted- no- NEEDED to get it out. You fell onto the floor, desperately picking up the broken shards with your shaking hands, biting your tongue so the tears wouldn’t fall. You cut your hands on the glass as you picked the shards up- it was so hard to hold anything- why was it so hARD-
Macaque saw your panicked state, and was immediately filled with worry. He was still shaken up by your sudden anger, but this wasn’t the time to worry about himself right now. “Woah- plum- you’re gonna hurt yourself!” He crouched down to you, holding your hands. He frowned, seeing how much they were shaking, “Hey, hey.. its okay. Look at me. Hey, look at me.” You hesitatantly shifted your gaze to your boyfriend, as Macaque smiled at you softly. “Thats it.. I need you to breathe with me, m’kay? In and out...” He inhaled and exhaled exaggeratedly, squeezing your hand. “You can do it, gem..”
You were quivering, but did your best to breathe as Macaque uttered sweet nothings into your ear. “You’re doing so good for me, starlight.. just like that…”
Soon enough, you were able to calm down enough, looking up at Macaque. “Sorry..” Your voice was raspy from the yelling and crying. “I shouldnt have snapped at you- god, why did I do that- I’m a horrible partner-“ Macaque furrowed his brows. “No. No you’re not. You are an amazing partner. You didn’t mean to-“
“BUT THAT DOESNT MAKE IT OKAY!” You sobbed. “If I hadn’t been possessed by that damn DEMON- none of this would have happened! I ruined everything; I wasn’t strong enough to fight against her, its all my fault!” The tears came in full force now, your eyes like waterfalls carved into your skull by the Lady Bone Demon’s cold, clawed hands, water rushing it from a dam of your own self hatred. “You shouldn’t have to put all of your struggles aside just for me! I fucked up!” 
Macaque let out a slow sigh. “Yeah. You did… but.. I forgive you.” Your eyes widened. “What?”
“I forgive you. I understand that you were the one that yelled at me, and yes, it still hurt..” He held your hand, his calloused hands intertwining with yours. “But I understand you didn’t mean to hurt me, and that you want to be better. And I still love you.” He gave your hand a gentle kiss, tail curling around your leg. Your heart’s icy walls shattered, replaced by pure adoration and raw emotion. “I love you too.” You smiled shakily. Macaque helped you up, careful to not let either of you step on the glass. “Lets go patch ya up, yeah? I’ll clean that up later..” 
You smiled. “Yeah. Sounds good.”
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thatdeadaquarius · 2 years ago
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SAGAU / Isekai Genshin:
You can still use your characters! ... as in possessing them 👻
(all art by me down below, hope its decent lol - did it for u guys and myself i mean what )
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Edit 9/7/23: 1,500+ NOTES??? BRO WHAT!! THABK YOU <3
Edit 12/24/23 + 4/5/24:
My dumbass forgot to put this here .-.
Anywya this is a full length fanfic now ;)
PART 1 (you're here!) / Part 2
So.
You got sucked into a video game. 
Crazy, but it happens ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
yknow how it issss
...you very quickly discover that unfortunately video game rules still apply...
which wouldn't normally be an issue! like, needing to use the bathroom in the middle of a fight? Nope! minor cuts and bruises like papercuts, only actual enemies or fall damage counting? hell yeah that'd be great (theoretically no chronic pains if you got that?? hmmmm unsure)
see the issue comes when you realize, you as a player, don't have a "character" that's all your own
there's aether/lumine yeah.. but bc the game's real now, they're their own people, and you didn't wake up to find yourself as a blonde twin...
the closest you can describe your form as is .. like a seelie?
or like the way ghosts look in game?
but a lot more "starry"
like your specterlike, but you look like you got filled up with stars and the milky way, maybe a reference of you being from another universe/world? (aether/lumine/dainsleif/khaenriah star symbol reference secret thEORY-)
but yah.
you also got just, white eyes.
like, not iris, not pupil. like your pupil and iris got erased
you gotta admit, at least you look really aesthetic now.
(u also got a little cape and hood on at all times, and you cant take it off to see your starrified hair >:/ ,very Blue Diamond-esque, look up Steven Universe, Blue Diamond if you dont know who im talking about)
so needless to say, as soon as you sort of glitched your way into existence you were HYPE
i mean ur ACTUALLY IN TEYVAT WITH THE BOYSSSS
...then you realize your a spooky-no-character-to-pilot-around-thus-no-character-model-body-for-you thingy
and that you cant touch stuff!! >:(
like wth!!!
thats just downright unfair.
so, you figure if you got no body to be.... you gotta find a new "character" to pilot >:)
...
I choose you, yellow fungi!
...
....
you're in the fucking woods (Sumeru somewhere obv, u knew that the moment you opened ur eyes),
what'd you expect?? an archon??
..wait a minute. can you possess an archon-
these kinda thoughts plague your first few days of irl genshin impact playing
a rishabold tiger? yep.
a sumpter beast? kinda slow and heavy feeling but yeah.
...you also try a ruin machine LOL
by far, the fungi and ruin machines are the best to possess, mostly because you can remain upright with those
(tho u did find some type of flying monkey that wasnt in game, but its like,, a real world and jungle now so that makes sense there'd be more complexity + stuff)
you do eventually think you should try and possess a person at this point... but ur kinda nervous 👉👈
its ur first time doin this okay nobody explained the basics to you youve been winging for a week now!
will your mind be replaced with theirs? it hasn't been so far with the creatures/bots
and as far as you can tell, they kinda just-
forget what happened or "wake up" after you possess them
(the tiger you were for a day looked confused as hell when it realized that there was a new pile of fruit next to it when it "woke up", it was your way of saying thank you to the animals of the jungle, u left them little piles of food you collected running around as them)
so THEORHETICALLY-
you should be good to go and possess a random poor eremite
... you figure you want to possess something human-like eventually even if you get a puppet body like wanderer/raiden so...
here goes nothing...
so it's been 2 weeks since you've been forcefully yanked into teyvat, and by the second week, you were trying to possess eremites
which! worked out!
mostly..!
you kinda convinced the entirety of two eremite camps that a certain part one of sumeru's forests is hella haunted bc ppl keep "blacking out" and doing things they don't remember doing, yknow... like possesssion LMAO
they kinda ran off to escape you but, hey!
experiment #2: people possession, success!!
now you were kinda convinced of this when you realized no matter the angle the animals and machines of sumeru didnt react to you getting super close to them (you dont have to touch something to posses it, just look at it really, but you wanted to test limits, so you walked up to sumpter beasts and fungi and ruin machines)
but no one can see you.
you don't have a "character" most of the time, you can float and glide around the ground like scaramouche lol
you cant touch stuff bc of this, you cant smell stuff (u saw the eremites campfires & couldnt smell the smoke until you were them)
you cant eat stuff w/o a body, so.. it makes sense that the eremites and passing merchants, cant see you when you float around, trying to reorient yourself after 2 weeks of experimenting
:( ur only a lil sad about it... but mostly not bc lol u got possession powers so trade off u guess
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the first time you see a vision-bearer you literally scream
LMAO
ur so lucky u cant be seen or heard
bc Collei would have def screamed back lol
needless to say u stalk the forest ranger- ALL DAY.
Collei goes on patrol around the woods? you go on a patrol.
collei goes to visit other forest rangers? you "visit" other forest rangers at base (lol u def possess a guy who was asleep on a bench nearby & wake up to go talk to Collei "in-person", poor guy was so worried he sleep walked/talked so hard he went to see Tighnari an hour later lmao)
welp, you decide this is your life now, follow Collei everywhere, talk one-sided to Collei until you can possess a forest ranger w/o it being suspicious (dont wanna turn the poor rangers into the terrified eremites from a week or two ago...)
then, after you get the courage and erase the paranoia that tighnari can just... somehow hear your ghostly bullshit-
u do the same to Tighnari (then Cyno when he visits! no u didnt squeal, so what, nobody can hear you- )
Tighnari begins to get suspicious about 3 weeks into this routine.
he's been starting to collect and start a file on all the rangers or nearby villagers that've started randomly "blacking out/sleep walking" in the evenings usually
(u possess as close to nighttime as u can so it seems like sleepwalking)
So when Cyno comes back from a mission gone wrong,
having nearly been decapitated by a rogue flying ruin machine, only to black out and come to standing calmly 10 feet further than he remembered being 1 minute ago...
Tighnari's suspicions are confirmed, and he launches into researching this phenomenon.
his first thought is something like the aranara, but that doesn't account for the effect this thing is having on people
after all, what little forest spirit is strong enough to-
-control humans??
Tighnari begins to get the sense he's in over his head after he finds himself pushed into going into Sumeru City in order to collect more library books or ask around if the blackouts have spread to the city people
he answer is negative, on both accounts.
and he spends about one half of the day walking around, and the other reading up all he can on mythical creatures or ailments
Tighnari gives up for the day, and as he makes his way back to Ghandarvaville, he almost gets ambushed by some particularly nasty muggers
...and then he wakes up 20 feet away, his denro vision thrumming with power, full of worry and fondness for himself??, (just like Cyno said he felt happen to him..)
...Tighnari decides he needs reinforcements.
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YOU GUYS-
UR LOCAL ZODIAC SIGN OBSESSED W/GENSHIN HIT A CHARACTER LIMIT ON A POST FINALLY. 😦
??? THIS WOULDVE BEEN LONGER BUT I BARELY GOT SPACE FOR THIS- I- EVEN THE QIQI POST DIDNT HIT LIMIT-
uh cya ig!!
Safe travels lmao,
💀♒️
♡the beloveds♡
@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist @revonie / @hat-on-a-cat / @takottai / @sickly-falling (?) / @iruiji
(Sorry about the late tag! I forgot to update my taglist before i posted this 💀 my bad guys)
Also if the people who got put there who i couldnt find a blog for see this, idk what went wrong ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - maybe check and see if ur setting for "being able to be searched/looked up" is turned on?? Idk man
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moonlit-dreamers · 5 months ago
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no its mainly arguing that nexus isnt actually innocent at all and everything he did was a conscious choice that he made of his own volition and that ppl saying "he isnt self aware/is too mentally ill to be aware" and use it as an excuse to justify his actions are very painfully wrong. nexus has shown self awareness and guilt (see the episode where dark sun picks him up and hes talking to himself and keeps telling himself to shut up bc he keeps thinking about wut he did to earth). and even when ur mentally ill and do something bad its still ur own choice
also how ppl seem to think its just. really fucking strange? that u WOULDNT like someone?? after they actively tried to kill u??? like bitch if my life long friend tried to kill me and called me just "collateral damage" theyd need to do some hard fucking work to gain my trust back bc u dont just do that to someone and expect them to not care
theres also a bunch of other things of everyone blaming the family AND NOT NEXUS HIMSELF for wut hes doing. they didnt even know wut he was feeling or doing for a while. they accidentally fueled him by asking how to bring solar back but they accepted he probably wouldnt come back. but ppl blame THEM for not even being aware of the situation. oh and also blaming the family for not helping him bc "moon had hallucinations!!" they didnt know about that either. all sun (not the others) heard was that he was talking to things that werent real. sun didnt know wut the extent of it actually was. he didnt know that it was that bad.
ig a lot of it is just the blatant lack of sympathy or even just basic understanding that this situation sucks for EVERYONE and not just ur specific blorbo. this isnt a thing where the victims arent also perpetrators in some way. the VAs have said themselves that nobody is right nor wrong in this situation. but ppl r just kinda stuck in this black and white thinking of "nexus good family bad" when NEITHER of them r good nor bad. but im more focused on trying to defend the family bc apparently ppl just. think that theyre all in the wrong and should be punished for wut they did to nexus (which, again, they didnt know and it was still his choice to do EVERYTHING he did)
honestly i have a lot more and its just being angry about how the fandom has been treating nexus like the victim as if he didnt hurt and ATTEMPT TO KILL multiple ppl. idc if hes "mentally ill/unstable". its still his choice and he still has to own up to his actions. (and im saying this as a mentally ill person who has hurt ppl in the past. it was still my choice and i still had to make up for it.) he shouldnt be able to get out of this without trying to make things right and apologize
i have so many thoughts about this show but id probably be killed for going against wut ppl (aka hardcore moon/nexus fans) think
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risottofan7 · 1 year ago
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skizzisms list bc i felt like making a list (still adding on regularly so make sure to check og post if youre using this as a reference or something)
boat -> butt
okay? -> mmguh
flak -> static
DNR -> dinner roll
super dupe pooper scoop
get out of here you piece of JUNK!!!!!
[movie/song/tv show reference] whats that from 😏☺️
singing randomly
ooohuhuhu….ooo…
wuoh
nooch!
nooch. snoogins.
hup + bop (note that bop is mostly an impulseism but skizz has picked it up too)
you can bop if you so choose
saying single words/short sentences in a very abrupt way sometimes
jerk!
nicknames! eg: dipple dop, (tango) top, etc
mister doctor professor [name]
yeah babyy!
(high pitched voice effect) kevin bubbles malone refrigerator jimmy madeye dugan mug
messing with his poker chips while he talks
you’re amazing!
hungy dungy wungy chunky monkey
not an -ism but definitely a skizz thing: skompass (skizzleman compass) aka single blocks with torches on them that act like a breadcrumb trail
do/say x with my/your face
alriiight!
come on cletus
that’s what i’m talking about or that’s what i’m talking aboot
that’s for true
ah poopy :(
stop messing around (after messing around himself)
not really as common i think but sometimes he’ll put something in basic terms, and then say some variation of “but let me explain”/“what I mean by that is”/etc. (e.g. “Tango…you are such a perfectionist, but let me expand on this:…” in this stream)
there’s your thumbnail!
do you Need to take a Poopy. (phasmo)
(to the tune of “when the moon hits your eye…”) THAT’s moroiii (phasmo)
prreow. brrow (meowing. kind of.)
CRIT!!!!!!
makinabaaaabyyy
hi. how you doin'.
calling wardens "warden g"
you're amazing!
what's up!!
Ghoulie ghosty come out to play
(mimicking grian using the spirit box) are you heeyah
___ for a tick
you're not watching
im gonna leave that/leave it! (when he holds back on the opportunity to make a dirty joke)
___ is top shelf
combining two sentences into one longer sentence by just removing the pause for a period and continuing in the same cadence
sometimes will interject "oh" in a fully different tone at the end of a sentence. i have yet to figure out the pattern for it if there is one
Additions from notes:
random sounds while thinking (ex: lethr lethr lethr lethr)
What’s that gonna do?
great question newman!
in addition to “what’s that from”, Name it!
homie buddeh
“The Skizz”
HUYEAYUH/making faces along with that and other stream sfx
thats the first time in human history anyone has said that
in addition to you can bop if you so choose, singing the actual you can bop if you want to safety dance parody
mmmbye
(fns) you’re legit/are you legit?
(fns) come on knock on our doooor we’ll be waitin’ for youuu (in vc to bug the imposter) (part of the random singing point)
(fns) ope! crewmate again!
(fns) make-sure-to-eat-fruit (doing simon says)
DANGIIIIIT
what im gonnna dooo….
num-a-nums
well i Did/Am.
show me [item] salad!
the face he makes where his eyes go really wide and he tucks his chin in and stares
calling people he finds cool "cats"
referring to his face as his handsome mug
will sometimes not actually make his point yet before adding "you know what i mean?" as if there was a meaning to be had
claims he would never do something to someone that they did to him, despite the fact that he had or would do exactly that
lmk if i missed anything and i can add it Smile emoji
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dirtybitfic · 9 months ago
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Therapy pt.5 -final part
Matt sturniolo x y/n
contains- fluff, smutt , establishing a relationship, time skip.
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Matt pov-
I woke up feeling a warm presence at my side.
I looked over seeing y/n sleeping peacefully on my side. She truly is the most beautiful woman inside and out.
I never thought i'd end up in this situation with a client but i'm don't regret it . She's perfect I mean she gets along with my brothers which is important to me and she submits to me perfectly .
I like her so much more than I ever thought I could and honestly i'm not mad about it .
she starts to wiggle around in her sleep and it makes me smile . How can someone so freaky in the bedroom look so innocent .
her eyes start to flutter open and I cant help but smile as she sleepily looks at me
y/n pov-
I just woke up as I look to my left and see matt already looking at me with a big smile on his face.
good morning gorgeous
good morning I say in a raspy voice.
I honestly forgot how it felt to fall asleep in the same bed with someone. I haven't gotten that good of sleep in a long time.
he smiles as he pulls me onto him and I lay my head on his chest. but I cant help but notice the bulge thats poking my stomach . I scoot up and position myself to straddle him. I still have no underwear so the only thing thats blocking contact is his boxers.
watcha doin he asks with a smirk .
ohh nothing I say with a small sigh but I cant help the smile that spreads across my face.
mhmm okay he says as he watches my every move intensely.
I move my hips a little causing a friction on my bare pussy . He groans and grabs my hips.
take off my boxers and ride me like a good girl he says in a calm but demanding tone . I slowly slide his boxers down until they're off and I throw them behind me some where in the room and position myself back onto his lap .
he slowly lifts my hips as I position myself at his tip and slide down slowly. Im already sore from last night and given his size the stretch is still painful.
I whimper as I get lower and lower.
look at you taking me so well he coos as I reach the base and he's balls deep inside me . I take a second to adjust before beginning to bounce on him.
f-fuck oh-my I gasp as his dick hits my g-spot with every bounce.
thats it bounce on it fuck he groans as he grabs my hips and helps me continue bouncing .
my legs start to shake as I feel my self about to orgasm
f-fuck im gonna cum I cry out as the orgasm is at its brink and is about to crash over me .
let it go cum all over my cock he groans and I pulse around him and my cum drip out of me and down his base.
fuck I whine as I come down from my high but my legs continue shaking .
your legs tired sweetheart he says in a deep tone that makes me clench around him.
mhmm I whine as I grind on him .
he immediately flips us over so he's onto of me now
he starts pounding into me hard and deep causing me to scream out.
FUCK M-MATT I say as my hand goes to him stomach trying to push him away from how deep he is.
he slaps me across the face causing me to moan .
take it like i know you can he growls as he moves my hand away and leans over me so I cant put my hand on him to push him away.
he's so deep and my legs are shaking as I feel a sensation building in my stomach.
f-fuck matt oh god im gonna I get cut off by my juices squirting out of me all over his dick and the sheets beneath me .
fuckk thats it squirt all over me he groans as I come down from my high.
im starting to get overstimulated but it feels so good.
fuck oh - m- my g-god so deep I cry as I look down and see the bulge in my stomach as he thrusts into me.
yeah you see how deep I am in you huh he says as he looks down smirking at the way his dick bulges in me.
mmm fuck FUCK MATT I... I cry as I squirt again this time more than the last creating a puddle under me . His thrusts don't ease up .
the stamina this man has is crazy I think as my head starts to feel fuzzy and pure euphoria takes over my body.
fuck look at you . My fucked out little slut he groans .
all I can do is whine as I quirt again .
fuckkk so fucking hot he groans as he watches me quirt all over him.
all that can be heard is my whines and heavy breathes mixed with his groans and the squelching sounds coming from my pussy as he pounds into me relentlessly.
mmmmm I whine as I rake my nails down his back .
he groans deeply as my nails break the skin.
fuck keep fucking doing that he groans as he presses down on my stomach where his dick bulges with each trust casing me to scream out .
AHH F-F-FUCK . I squirt again creating even more of a puddle underneath myself .
god damn such a good girl he praises as I convulse underneath him and my nails dig deeper in his back.
I can barely even think anymore as my body is shaking under him .
I wraps my legs around his waist as his arms move under me and hold me close to him and he pounds into me harder and I see stars.
fuckk you feels so fucking good squeezing me so fucking tight.
all I can do is whine and moan as my nails continue digging into his back he groans and whimpers into my neck as I dig deeper into his skin .
he moves back over me as he pulls my legs up and holds around both thighs with one arm and chokes me with the other .
give me on more orgasm show me how much of a whore you are for my cock he groans as I start wiggling underneath him.
ahhh OH FUCK ME I scream as my orgasm washes over me and I shake uncontrollably as my hips lift up and he hits an even deeper angle.
fuck im gonna fill this pretty little pussy up he groans as he grabs onto my hips and his thrusts get sloppier.
f-fuck please- g-give it to me I moan .
after a couple more thrusts he fills me up and I collapse back on the bed.
he pulls out and lays beside me pulling me into him as my legs shake and I catch my breathe.
how would you feel if I asked you to be exclusive he asks in a calm sweet tone. my heart flutters and I smile.
I would be totally okay with that . I don't want anyone but you . I say as I look up at him and hes smiling at me.
good cause I don't want you with anyone but me . Your mine understand
yes sir I say in a joking manor causing him to smile .
we lay there for a bit before getting up and changing the sheets again. Then taking a long hot shower.
my muscles have relaxed and we finally changes into clothes after drying off and decide to go up stairs and get a snack and some water.
chris and nick are in the living room. as we walk past they smile and greet us.
wow you guys slept the whole day nick says as you look out of the window realizing its nighttime again.
damn I guess so I say with a smile.
well we were about to watch a movie if you guys wanna join chris says with a smile.
yeah were gonna grab some snacks and well come back in
okay they both say as we go to the kitchen to grab snack and head back in.
we sat and watched Divergent . After we finished we decided to watch the second one.
after we finished they both went to bed and we decided to go back downstairs and watch the third one . We fell asleep again happy as ever.
2 years later-
Me and matt got engaged about 8 months ago and our wedding is in a week.
Im so glad I decided to do therapy 2 years ago or I would have never met the love of my life .
I live with him and his brothers and i'm the happiest I think ive been in a long time. I love his family to death.
his mom is by far my favorite woman ever and his dad is such a genuine sweet father .
I cant believe sex therapy led me to this but I wouldn't regret to for the world .
The end.
💋
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muav99 · 1 year ago
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GAMER BOY Drabble🎮 🤭
Boyfriend felix, felix x reader, switch reader, teasing, soft dom felix, PinV
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Its a Monday night and Felix is finally off work!
You want just one night to spend with your man. But of course, he’s playing a video game with the boys. Probably Genshin if you had to guess.
All you want is attention and all his attention is on winning the game
But you have a cliche but smart plan obviously
Step 1. See what he’s up to
You open the door to your room and he’s sitting there in the dark with his little blue light on playing Genshin.
“My cute little nerd” you think.
“Hey baby whatcha doin?” You ask walking over to him
He peeks his head up from the monitor and smiles
“Hey baby just playing with the boys i’ll be done soon kay?” He says sweetly pecking you on the lips
“Mhm” you reply
Step 2. See what he’s paying attention to
Again cliche but you’re pretty sure it’ll work.
You have this gorgeous night dress thats real short, pink satin, lace flower bodice, open back. Its his and your favorite.
You put it on open the door again
You walk over to him pecking him on the cheek and then go to rest on the couch behind him
He turns around for a brief moment and smiles but goes back to the game
“He’s completely oblivious” you think and huff quietly to yourself
You play on your phone kind of watching him for a bit in hopes of a realization or even a glance from your boy. But nothing. He hasn’t even looked your way.
Fine. Now its time for phase 3
Step 3. Get down and dirty
You walk over to felix and he pushes his headphones to the side of his head
“Hey gorgeous I’m almost done I promise I…”
You start rubbing your hands all over his shoulders and exposed neck. Tracing your fingers on his upper half. Doe eyes in full effect
“I…..um….Im almost done baby I swear” he pleads quietly
You ignore him of course
He puts his headphones attempting to stay focused on the game
He can try but it won’t last
You move his chair backwards a bit and find a comfortable spot on his lap
He wraps his arms around you and continues playing with his head on your shoulder
“You wanna play too y/n?” He looks at you with a cocked brow
“Yeah sure!” you say innocently
He begins to teach you the controls and showing you the ropes
No playing the game isn’t your plan. Playing with him is.
You slightly bounce on him “excited about the game”
His breath hitches slightly but motivates you to keep playing
“You’re…….a natural babe” he says softly
“Thank you” you spin around to face him as an excuse to roll your hips
He may not be saying it but he’s paying attention now. You can feel it. Literally.
Poor guy is throbbing and hard under you
Time for more, he’s gotta give in soon
You adjust yourself frequently acting uncomfortable and you apologize frequently, being so sorry you aren’t finding the right spot to sit
At this point he knows what you’re doing.
The game is completely out of his mind now, and he’s fully focused on how you feel.
He grips your hips with his hands and squeeze harshly
You gasp slightly trying to keep up with the game
“You seem distracted you ok babe?” He asks you speaking breathily in your ear
No. He will not turn this on you. You’re too bratty for that.
“I think im gunna win felix” you say looking back at him
“Oh yeah?…”
“Yeah” you reply rocking your hips back and forth and side to side
His face collapses in your neck absolutely gone. He cant take it anymore. Its too much. He needs you now.
“You’re such a naughty girl you know that?” He groans into your ear voice dropping
You whimper
He lifts your skimpy night dress and pulls your panties to the side.
“Stand up” he tells you demanding
Oh he’s serious now. Oops
You stand up and watch as he pulls his boxers and sweats down to his knees
Now this. Is the attention you wanted.
“Are you just going to stare or are you going to sit?” He asks staring into your soul with his dark lusty brown eyes
“Oh so now you’re talking to me again thats nice” you chuckle
He grabs you by the waist and pulls you to him
“You got what you wanted hmm?” He remarks
“I did” you peck him on the lips and turn around
He lines himself up with you and slowly eases you down on him
You’re slowly easing down taking him inch by inch
“God ur so fucking wet” he cries
You moan finally fully sitting on his lap
His hands grab on to your thighs and squeeze tight
“Move” he begs
You start moving up and down and up and down. His hands controlling your hips now
You both moan in pleasure
He whimpers loudly leaning into the crook of your neck. His hips thrusting up for more
“You feel so good baby” he moans deeply in your ear
“I’ll…..pay more…..attention to….you im….sorry…”
“Im…..sorry I teased…..you” you cry out hitting your high
“Felix more” you scream
You both are circling and thrusting into each other hitting that one spot
The sound of the leather chair squeaking for the whole house to hear
He reaches down and rubs on your clit and he bites his teeth down on your neck
“Felix FELIX” you scream reaching your O
loud screaming, skin slapping, what a show this would be
He squeezes your breasts and you both finish
You both pant trying to catch your breath as you pull out of him
“That……was so hot” felix says looking at you running his fingers through his sweaty hair
You chuckle
He stands up “you know I love you y/n, i’ll make time for both okay?” He kisses you on the forehead
You smile
“Lets get all cleaned up now hm?” He suggests grabbing your hand
“Felix wait” you say covering your mouth with your hand
“What??” He asks worried and puts his hands on your shoulders
“I think you left the mic on”……
Hehe hope you enjoyed!!! I wrote this on the airplane lmao I was beyond bored ❤️
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splishfish · 1 month ago
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Prep (NSFW)
Tomura Shigaraki x AFAB Reader
Tags: Oral (F. Recieving), spit, Pre-Established Relationship, Slightly Inexperienced Shigaraki
WC: 654
Should I write longer one-shots? Let me know!
Lewd slurping noises echoed through the room, soft, low moans following immediately after. The room was dark, aside from the bright tv in the background playing a random movie. 
Tomura slurped your arousal, his inexperienced tongue swirling around your hole before dipping inside, attempting to lick deeper inside. His hands grasped at your ass, fondling the soft skin as he spread your cunt wider. “Fuck…stop paying so much attention there and suck my clit…” Your voice was hoarse, your hands gripping the sheets above your head as you closed your eyes. Tomura grunted, pulling away as he spoke. “If you’re gonna keep complaining, i’m leaving.” “I wouldn’t complain if you listened and did it right.” He frowned, staring down at your glistening cunt. It’s not like he didn’t enjoy this, he loved hearing your pretty moans, and he loved the taste of your slick cunt, but he was never good with foreplay. No matter what he did, you always complained about how little he ‘prepped’ you. Whatever that meant. 
A sigh escaped your lips, and you murmured softly.
“Okay, lets try again…” He grunted before nodding, bringing one of his hands up to peel back the small hood above your clit, exposing the cute button. He massaged your thigh, his eye locked onto your clitorus. “What do you want me to do?” “Pay attention to my clit. That’s where I feel really good. If you’re gonna tongue fuck me, I need you to rub my clit while you do it.” He hummed, leaning down and pressing a chaste kiss to your clit before licking it. He heard your shuddering exhale, taking it as a sign of approval. He wrapped his lips around your clit, his tongue dragging across it in slow strokes. His hands went up to press your thighs closer to your chest, your sweet moans echoing in his ears. “Yes…just like that baby…” He sucked your clit in response, smirking with confidence as he heard your sharp gasp. He could feel his chin being soaked in your fluids, pulling away to wipe it off before bringing his fingers to your cunt, spreading it to stare at your hole. “What’re you doin…?” “I can see your pussy juice come out.” “What are you, a horny teen? Don’t call it tha- aaoooohhh fu-ck..” He leaned back down, his mouth closing down on your puffy folds. He slurped your fluids again, his tongue lapping up every inch of your essence. He brought up one of his hands, pulling the hood of your clit again before rubbing it in circles. He could feel your hips buck into his mouth, your moans growing louder. “Yeah…fuck yeah, thats how you do it baby…” He grunted, pulling away to spit on your clit. He felt your body jolt in surprise, his thumb rubbing his spit against your throbbing clit. “F-Fuck, where’d you learn that?” “Porn.” “Are you serio-ooahhssss..Ngh~!” A small squeal escaped your lips as he dove back down, shoving his tongue inside your hole. His free hand massaged your thighs, feeling your legs shake. Though he couldn’t tell if it was from pleasure or the position he had you in. He’ll assume it's from pleasure. As he heard you get louder, your hips messily grinding against his face, he glanced up at her through his messy blue locks, his red eyes taking in every inch of pleasure. He watched your mouth open and close, your eyebrows furrowing in pleasure, your nose scrunching up as you gasped for air.
“Oh god im-!”
He felt your orgasm before you could finish speaking, your walls closing down on his tongue, your fluids spilling into his mouth in a small gush. He gently rubbed your clit as your rode your high, pulling away when you tugged at his hair. His face was slick with your orgasm, and he stared down at you as you panted.
“Can we have sex now?”
“...Fine.
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waloeders · 1 year ago
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im so into him i hate it
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